r/Me_irl | please respond

[@brianroldan3269]

I just got my friend’s phone numbers... after three years

[@stronkers136]

Good for you ^^

[@kKhanMC]

When's the wedding?

[@katiethefatsausagedog9123]

Damn

[@diegorossi8491]

Oof size mega

[@xxfatal_playzxx4671]

Ur pfp is ur reaction

[@Deathshead1923]

"If you're a bird, be an early bird. If you're a worm, sleep late." -Shel Sliverstein

[@AkizatheNacho]

I'm a bear then. They sleep throughout the whole Winter and miss everything that had happened during this time.

[@allace8735]

I would be a Lion I sleep for 23 hours a day

[@Ørbit.in.h3ll]

I made the like count from 96 to 97

[@bilboswaggins6726]

@@Ørbit.in.h3ll cool

[@esmemurnane4341]

i had the book with that poem and all of those poems were amazing.

[@virginiacoleman-prisco3328]

Boomer humor: I hate my wife Millennial humor: I hate my life Gen Z humor: S P A G H E T

[@trash_panda9400]

I laughed at that. Bruh

[@kaerassius]

@@trash_panda9400 its ok i once saw a meme in this format but the gen z part was the word "italy" on a blue background and i laughed for 5 minutes

[@liwo8998]

gen z humour: super mario world ending theme

[@spinelsimpdespay2480]

*E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E*

[@hectoristoomuch]

facebook auto comment be like

[@hellomarshmelo]

Lexi: I feel like being a pigeon queen is a wildly underrated superpower The pigeon lady from Home Alone 2:

[@brookerampenthal6436]

Stooooop that’s so true

[@feather635]

This was her origin story.

[@esmemurnane4341]

"Gosh, So disrespectful..." A vast Cluck-cluck emanating from the horde amassing at Lexi's feet

[@M1CR0P0P]

“Or in the case of ADHD time for 17 chrome tabs, a snack, and three hours playing with the dog.” As a person with adhd this is one of the most accurate statements I have ever heard.

[@Whathefox.]

It's basically our lives in a nutshell

[@ilovesharkz_]

Kiibo what

[@oDogg0206]

I also have ADHD- wait is that a bald eagle at my window

[@m0kie_doki3]

Good for you kiibo

[@hollowtrappedinaelevator320]

Don't call unmedicated me out like that

[@SilverFoxSpirit97]

Nobody: Animals seeing Lexi: Who is this child and why have they been left unsupervised

[@slendveny7191]

Europe seeing the USA:

[@gameknight.thump1]

@@slendveny7191 true

[@bangerz5871]

Me: *is sad boi Lexy: calls me sexy Me: *happy squeaks

[@equaius893]

she wasn't talking about you

[@miniebrahma397]

@@equaius893 >:( yes she was.

[@octonitro]

@@equaius893 m

[@rexz2525]

@@equaius893 and nobody wanted your answer

[@mreazl6227]

@@equaius893 r/madlads

[@jaxolantern7492]

Lexy is absolutely my favorite narrator. She's amazing at impressions, so very great at making jokes and reactions, and over all an amazing person!

[@teconnyspearow]

Lexi

[@Chris_winthers]

And sometimes you really need that "whats up sexy"

[@coyotix]

@@Chris_winthers seriously i ALWAYS need to hear that

[@coyotix]

props to you for having an emkay comment without anyone trying to tell you that lexi isn’t a girl, no one can accept her gender ffs

[@nekomataumbreon]

@@coyotix wait, is Lexi trans?

[@thats_totes_yeet_yo5281]

I dont know why but Lexi is like a female John Mulaney. She just has that vibe

[@shinymainespoon]

YOU RIGHT. I didn't hear it before BUT I SURE DO NOW!

[@onewholeshrimp8034]

Nah. Female thomas sanders

[@lawsonkrii3665]

Wait lexi.has a gender

[@randomnoob1833]

@@lawsonkrii3665 Of course lol Lexi is female Oh also was that a joke don't woosh me

[@billmony870]

Lawson Krii does it have a gender

[@oopsday3]

Lexi: -Eyes wide and screaming Add, cutting her off: meditate with sounds you love.,,

[@rickymcchicken]

"Grab taco bell's new nacho party pack..."

[@theheadlessrathorse3784]

guys want to feel sad? and want to protect your siblings? here imagine your siblings getting eaten by a cannibal tribe and them screaming for help as you watch them die while you're stuck in a cage

[@ouffman769]

Yayyy keep getting stupid youtube premium ads when KZbin knows I’m too broke to afford it

[@rickymcchicken]

@Fresh Birb no❤

[@RDRJJ]

Ad*

[@charax-1]

"I just got kicked out of the flat earth Facebook group for the 6 foot distancing if it had pushed anyone off yet" The flat earth society: his too dangerous to be kept alive!

[@VixieStickz]

Be careful he's a hero

[@richardphelps5495]

oh god he is (i do think the earth is round)

[@whiteasian4990]

*He's

[@jondoe272]

Sher gut mein fruind .

[@Shade45-]

Took me a bit while to realize this was from the video itself *I have tricked, backstabber and quiet possibly bamboozled*

[@craniumsnumb]

Lexy is awesome. She is the perfect thing to listen to while playing Animal Crossing.

[@hayden3693]

Friend: you can’t tell who someone is by there shoes Me, an intellectual: **rick astley**

[@K.A.Z.]

Duuu du du duuuu du dududu duuu du du

[@rRevilo64]

“You know the rules, It’s time to die”

[@silverrey7379]

@@K.A.Z. We're no strangers to loooove

[@at1laztheaveragefurry]

his shoes are so memorable

[@Venom-rr1vg]

@@rRevilo64 Gonna give up gonna let you down gonna turn around say goodbye

[@GunnarTobus]

Because if that fish, The Amazing World Of Gumball is now all the more possible.

[@CultReport]

>:(

[@at1laztheaveragefurry]

We just need 2 blue cats and 2 pink rabbits

[@TheHornedKing_27]

I ruined the 69 likes because I can do anything!

[@CultReport]

@Jevil I reported you for hate speech or graphic violence

[@GunnarTobus]

Thank you Flowey Dreemur. Your contribution has been noted.

[@AcheronXin]

I can't with lexie's cute little squeals whenever there's cute animals

[@dandeliongamer4116]

"Whats your name?" "Aaaron" "It's swedish" Me being swedish: Ok sounds right I guess... wait what, no-?

[@aquariumfish-i4h]

Aaron Aaaaaa AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@kiremooo]

My concern isn't who was the first person to voice on emkay but it's who's hand is in there profile.

[@ownerofafurret4041]

that is a good question

[@martindavis7245]

that's [REDACTED] hand

[@lucastevens191]

@martin davis THE SACRED TEXTS!!

[@solheim8303]

I don't wanna be that guy but, their*

[@mahismelodies3685]

*THE ARM GOD'S SPARE HAND*

[@moxxie515]

Me *exist* Lexi “Hey sexy I’m Lexi” “Hey sexy” Me “No, don’t do that, don’t give hope”

[@hopetheghost3052]

Hope has left the chat

[@markgiovana8217]

Hope has joined the chat

[@hopetheghost3052]

Yea I’m back

[@ienarii6123]

Nagito Komaeda has left the chat

[@trulers8713]

Dont say that! You are beautiful judging by that pfp alone!

[@flyingfish]

Lexi is a Queen and an Idol and she’s my new favorite narrator AAAHH

[@sunnysideofthings]

honestly same tho- lexi just randomly became my favourite out of nowhere like,, she rlly didnt have to do that but she rlly did,,

[@warcrimereal]

Simping for Lexi? Now thats new.

[@flyingfish]

I’m not simping, I’m respecting the trans community dumbass. But, she does deserve all the simps

[@sunnysideofthings]

@@flyingfish ngl, i simp for lexi bigtime (but tbh i define simping as like, loving someone a lot and not always romantically-)

[@galacticrainestorm8546]

@@sunnysideofthings Yes same, I platonically simp for her ewrgthyjuk

[@theadministrator9889]

Seeing Lexi swear is like watching a cat break in your house with a gun and crush your friend's skull.

[@itisoz]

Time stamp

[@thattechnopath9062]

So, completely expected

[@volcanic__ash]

@@itisoz 13:33

[@jester6784]

As a native Texan, I do not understand why more people don't use "y'all" Its faster than saying "you all" and I have grown up using it. I don't know, to each their own I guess.

[@hairohukosu433]

English is my second language but I very much use y'all and its trippy to think its not common

[@funky_stuff6763]

I say "y'all" a lot more than "You all" I don't understand why people don't say it more either

[@randomcalebyt4476]

Because I’m Canadian we say sorry preemptively

[@alyxs131]

YESS YALL IS A PLURAL YOU AND WE SHOULD TOTALLY USE IT

[@islandgayneery]

i’m canadian and i use y’all, it’s simple and easy and cute and you can say stuff like “y’all’re wack” “y’all’s giving me a headache” “y’all’d murder me if i said what i wanna say next” “y’all’n’body” yes i’ve used that last one before

[@Alu_kardd]

*as a Texan the Y’all one is very infuriating, because it’s true.*

[@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen]

Also a Texan, lived here all my life, it’s 100% true, I only noticed about “all y’all” after seeing that post...I still say y’all, it’s my gender-inclusive term for a group of people worth varying size when I’m addressing them (ex. Y’all better not stay up all night)

[@green7982]

I'm from North Carolina and same here. I grew up saying yall, and now I have to say you all and you guys because of the auto correct thingy.

[@xanderbraxton949]

I'm not from Texas... I'm from Kentucky we have a southern accent too and I feel the same like I use y'all and ain't all the freaking time

[@Casperlasperdasper.]

Just moved away from Texas, i agree.

[@tanuki_sleep]

Me an Australian who uses y'all a lot...maybe I'm Texan!?!

[@FortunesKnight]

Me: getting ready to watch some memes after having a bad day **hey Sexy I'm Lexi!** (Physical happiness)

[@justsomeguywholikeswater3566]

Oh god I cringed so hard

[@flap.d.jack247]

@@justsomeguywholikeswater3566 why?

[@justsomeguywholikeswater3566]

@@flap.d.jack247 because the comment is cringe as fuck

[@kizuragi4880]

Damn this comment reeks of cringe

[@justsomeguywholikeswater3566]

@@kizuragi4880 Also, the person who posted it is a furry gacha kid....oh god why?

[@breadman0512]

Me and my friends thought the first one you showed was so funny when we first found it that responding to any question with "Perhaps" while kinda mimicking the crab's pose has become an inside joke between us. We all still think it's funny to this day even though we first saw it like 8 months ago. It has become one of my favorite memes to ever exist.

[@enbyunus]

Lexi: I barely got sleep as a kid Me, running on 3 hours of sleep and one cup of coffee: lmao same-

[@ms.centurion9708]

Imagine coffeeing, weakling, I just fill a cup with sugar and snort it

[@shinobipatrick310]

My midterms started last week and I was running on 30 mins of sleeps and coffee

[@Thebigbigpie]

you get any sleep? the players always kick me out of my bed and sleep in it >:(

[@shinobipatrick310]

Mr Villager Bruh I feel bad

[@at1laztheaveragefurry]

It's been so long since I slept that when I put sugar in my coffee I make a sugar line and smell pretending to snort cocaine...

[@NoName-rl5xn]

“I miss sleeping in the car, i barely do it now” Uhhh, should i be concerned?

[@mahismelodies3685]

No Because Lexi is the one driving

[@em5345-]

Sleeping is amazing unless you're the one driving the bus

[@skeletor6287]

@@em5345- great way to get a kill streak

[@violencefan]

@@skeletor6287 r/cursedcomments

[@esmemurnane4341]

oh i would have dreams as a kid where i was driving and then i was slowly falling asleep to the anguished screams around me lmao

[@ravendraws]

Who did it better? Emkay with: Whatsup Sexy, Im lexi! Or Fainted with: Hey whatsup cuties,Fainted here

[@sleepysukii]

please no dont make me choose

[@sweet.cloudie13]

Why?

[@pastelgalaxy4079]

i'd say lexi cause that was literally so smooth lmao

[@henrystickmin2260]

Emkay cause it rhymes other than that both

[@kizuragi4880]

Fainted, because Fainted

[@urgonnahaveabadtime]

Fun fact: a single cough in a store sounds like a shotgun

[@mementomori1626]

well, now days everyone looks at you like you just killed someone

[@mystique4663]

I coughed just as I saw this

[@_0mnipotence_]

Aoi why are you here?

[@miuiswaifu]

go back to danganronpa- jk

[@aquariumfish-i4h]

*pull* B A N G

[@curvycrumb9415]

"Someone call a fruit doctor!" Kids who play Fruit Clinic: It's finally my time to shine

[@newfun2213]

"AAAAAAAAAron. What? It's swedish." *laughs in swedish*

[@davidmorrish9110]

*chk chk* IKEA!!! *boom*

[@sebastianblass73]

@@davidmorrish9110 more like "chu chk" flurdyblurd! "Boom"

[@hans3000]

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[@ericboom1712]

As a swede, i can confirm it. . (i am ironic)

[@p7ague]

One time when I was in 3rd grade, I had this teacher who would let us say any word we wanted instead of here for attendance. Most kids still said "here" though. One day, for absolutely no reason, I said fish. That's all. No idea why I did it. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[@dallasgarza2610]

Applause commences finally!

[@chickennuggets2596]

*Clap* *Applause*

[@tacosnek899]

*applauds*

[@nickieduhon952]

I swear, my day is made every time I hear Lexi's voice. So wholesome.

[@esmemurnane4341]

Hell yes

[@MelonHere20]

Ok but why does "Postal Chicken: Eggs of Rage" actually sound like a legitimate game XD

[@mary-oz3fb]

Ikr

[@galewinds8212]

Saving the fatality voice

[@sirsnausages2164]

New postal 2 dlc?

[@Cat18364]

It would be abrieviated like PCEOR

[@sshadow3414]

Three sheep uses "sleep" "Super effective"

[@Shade45-]

No step on shep?

[@Tom-zx3jn]

Did they try four sheep

[@at1laztheaveragefurry]

@@Tom-zx3jn or five sheep?

[@roseyrblx3613]

**distant shout** "LEXI WHAT HAPPENED?"

[@user-dt3of5gr2f]

when

[@ZachTheInsaneOne]

"Groot Groot Groot Groot, Groot, Groot Groot Groot Groot Groot." -Shotgun pump "IKEA!" -BOOM I am just as dead as that robber!

[@corycollins2720]

Yes

[@mahismelodies3685]

Pfft

[@ikea7254]

Did somebody call me?

[@XwX1001]

"You've-a hurgen'd yur las-a gurgen."

[@darakke]

The translate to English option is also hilarious

[@thispersonishere4938]

Lexi: *complaines about waking up early at a sleepover* Me: *cries in never had a sleepover*

[@at1laztheaveragefurry]

Sleepovers aren't much, you are not losing anything

[@Bacon_with_fries]

Ayo can relate-

[@arandomuser9459]

I haven’t had one in so long I barely remember what they’re like.

[@haramber3962]

My mom won't let me sleep over unless it's my Bff

[@JONGKONGERA]

I can relate, i cry

[@vice166]

Actually Americans do have their own unit of time, considering that the U.S. uses 12 hour time while the majority of countries use 24 hour time

[@lehoodieman346]

@MdGAJRJ I believe it’s the pride flag for gender fluid sorry if I didn’t spell it right

[@mentallyunstable1926]

@@havin_a_funky_time488 it seems like genderfluid like delaney greene said

[@flowerbed1106]

As a US citizen I can confirm. We can’t count past 12.

[@flowerbed1106]

@Mia Anderson Facts? I think you mean random stuff posted by people on Twitter and FaceBook

[@flowerbed1106]

@Mia Anderson Its fine

[@aboveaveragecat44]

Just hearing Lexi's voice makes me smile

[@carsongaming2724]

I love Lexi’s voice, anyone else like her voice like me?

[@daughterzell]

Yes I really like her voice

[@oracle8802]

@@daughterzell *her

[@roseyrblx3613]

@@daughterzell her

[@oracle8802]

@@estebanduran33 Lexi is a trans women so it’s she not he.Its disrespectful to call a trans women a he.Pretty sure Lexi went through all her surgery’s maybe not the voice one but still

[@BumbleDump]

@@oracle8802 how was he supposed to know? Seems a little hypocritical

[@BaddCamden]

As a Texan, I have said "all y'all" multiple times in one sentence,. "all y'all need to blah blah blah, or all y'all will have to blah blah blah. Maybe y'all'll get lucky but I don't think y'all are blah blah blah" I literally said that yesterday, however I will remove context for privacy reasons. And no, I don't even have a strong of a southern accent. There gets a point where it makes you stupid, look at Alabama.

[@Whathefox.]

I live in northern US and I use that lol

[@boredsandwich_2]

I live in eastern US and I say yall

[@fakesun1700]

German hero : Here's ze dog keep him warm and dry him off Op: Are you a vet? German: Vet? I'm fcking soaking I'm done XDXD

[@donnyshields4450]

You should've said varm

[@at1laztheaveragefurry]

Blöd

[@clasher0785]

No he would say : Hier ist ze Hund trockne ihn ab und halt ihn warm Op would say :Bist du ein Tierartzt ? and he would respond with: Tierartz? Ich bin komplet durchnässt

[@donnyshields4450]

@Clasher 078 we were talking above the accent, not the language

[@UnknownShiny]

It's sad that it's true...

[@sleepynbored-6820]

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING EMKAY FOR HOURS AND I CANNOT TELL HOW HOW HAPPY I WAS TO HEAR LEXIS VOICE

[@randomfluffkingt.9364]

Me: **Mentally and physically drained, because I can’t hang out with my friends but I want to keep them safe. Also feeling at the lowest of lows because of all the online hate and work stacked on top of me with school.** Lexi: hey sexy I’m Lexi! Me: *[Happiness Noise]* Edit: Yo thanks homies, means a lot to me. I hope y’all are doing good too 🦧 Edit 2: Thanks guys, I know that I don’t actually know you guys irl, but it does mean a lot. I’m still pretty down in the dumps, but I’ve been avoiding watching sad things everyday lol. But I’m doing a lil better anyways. Thanks once again homies 😔👊✨

[@sethl.lazarus6642]

Me: Don't worry cause you're a snacc! Yes it's cringe but it's the thought that matters

[@ieditwomen7690]

Make sure you drink enough water, eat enough, and -even though the American school system doesn’t really allow it- get enough sleep as possible. :)

[@kinikinito]

Hey! Just a reminder that you are worth everything in the world! And those aren't just empty words. I suggest you ask for a bathroom break and chill and cool off for a minute or two? I don't know, just looking out for you!

[@Omega14343]

Darn thats a lot of problems

[@randomfluffkingt.9364]

Spetnaz yessir

[@lossycompressed]

"What's up cuties, fainted here." "What's up sexy, I'm Lexie!"

[@warcrimereal]

I sense a man of culture

[@lossycompressed]

@@warcrimereal Heh..

[@momoyaoyorozu2090]

I found another fainted fan

[@random-rl9xq]

Wait that's hoow you spell it

[@lossycompressed]

@@random-rl9xq idk

[@indecisivesimp-leton6236]

Me: **this makes me want to die less** Also me: **makes casual jokes of depression and death to cope with said things**

[@juliaq8500]

Lexi in her videos: 👏😩🥺😍🤩🤨🥲 Her tweets: 😎👏🔥🤌😈

[@thejohnhopkinscompany9599]

*The Meme:* Boys: It says shampoo *Me, a boy:* *Carefully picking out a specific brand of expensive shampoo for dandruff and sensitive skin.

[@sillybilly6938]

Me, a female: oh cool shampoo. * Grabs a random bottle of shampoo*

[@popisdeadisagoodsong9997]

@@sillybilly6938 me, an enby: *I TAKE ALL SHAMPOO*

[@ilikedarknes3351]

@@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 Me also an enby: *takes shampoo* I'm not going to look at it but please be good for my hair pleaseee

[@astrus7110]

@@ilikedarknes3351 me, gender fluid: doesn’t by my own shampoo

[@ilikedarknes3351]

@@astrus7110 me neither but thats exactly what I would do

[@simpleton6215]

Me when emkay uploads: -clicks so fast- My phone: crap condition. Me: "Hmmm why is it broken..."

[@roselocked442]

r/hmmm

[@timmyda1st191]

#StopRuiningMyMissionsStalkerPlease

[@at1laztheaveragefurry]

@@timmyda1st191 wut

[@roselocked442]

@@timmyda1st191 huh?

[@sicadafly]

stop it stalker dude get away I just wanna do my missions in peace

[@electricboogaloo4099]

Mom “ I can put you in the world I can take you out” me “ do it”

[@hairohukosu433]

"Promise?"

[@Robin-Does-Stuff]

Please do

[@halfasian3306]

@@hairohukosu433 mom you never keep your promises!

[@Anonymous_Olivia]

Lexi:"i always have to watch a youtube video while doing laundry" Me:sitting with an unfolded basket of laundry that i forgot about next to me Also me:"Wait ive been procrastinating with emkay videos for how long now?...oh only 3 hours, time for another video"

[@valcatier8225]

Tbh Lexi is definitely my favorite narrator here her voice is just amazing for it yknow

[@demonqueen881]

"Crunchy lethargic meat sandwich." EmKay, thank you. That was a laugh I really needed.

[@ghostie-8089]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; Lexi saying “what’s up sexy I’m Lexi” has healed my self esteem

[@marblemosque]

you know when you have the "uwu" feeling yeah of course you do lexi is just the pure embodiment of spreading that feeling she is amazing

[@KARMA50200]

Indeed she is UwU💖

[@esmemurnane4341]

she is... yeah, your right.

[@cryptic2742]

"And that brings us to the end of another-" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS EPISODE SHOULD NEVER END

[@vaguerrx5448]

"What's up sexy, I'm lexy" This just made my day

[@bucketshoe]

For me its night

[@Ferrari255GTO]

@@bucketshoe then turn on the lights

[@OkJadeWasTaken]

It always makes everyones day and night

[@Moonbow-o3x]

You get used to it (:

[@bucketshoe]

@@Ferrari255GTO why

[@mistwithwings]

I like how Lexi calls every one sexy, even if they don't know how the viewers look.

[@joniroxanne96]

[6:50] "You mama'd your last-a mia." 😂 [16:40] "Vet? I'm freaking soaking." 😅

[@Djcedillo]

Hi Lexi, you’ve inspired me to come out as bi, I’m telling my parents on Christmas

[@dragonreaperstreams5561]

Youre doomed make sure you dont hear boss musif mame sure its on easy mode

[@dragonreaperstreams5561]

@Gabriel Howell its as a funny joke not a rude one just for laughs

[@Djcedillo]

Yeah Gabriel calm tf down

[@kiram.3619]

@@Djcedillo It may be funny to people outside this situation, but it can be really fing stressful. Jokes like that (especially the first half) can make it so much worse. I think saying they know this wasn't meant to hurt, but being supportive is what's needed most of the time, is a very good call and not over the top at all. Good luck and I'm rooting for you too :)

[@dragonreaperstreams5561]

@@Djcedillo tell us how it goes

[@UwU-ye2hy]

I am a emoticon both in real life and the social world. I am always one and will be.

[@imgaylol7435]

OwO

[@notherelol]

UwO

[@notcharlee1002]

(◐‿◑)

[@ciasteczkowymix4347]

~_~

[@Shade45-]

(-_-) Edit: Added ()

[@RipsawEV_2]

16:07 Lexi's interpretation of screeching tires is too much perfect

[@orionskittles]

1:59 as an introvert… I can’t confirm During attendance I prepare to say funny things or just random things or things people don’t usually say. Instead of “here” I like to say “meow”, “present”, or “no”/“not here” However sometimes I do chicken out due to being an introvert and just say “here”

[@wolfenhiem907]

Hearing Lexi say "It contains multitudes" was quite possibly the best thing I've heard all day and I really don't know why.

[@cowboymattias]

"my name is lexitcity but y'all can call me lexy" me: *LEX LUTHOR* (edit: i'm sorry if i spelt it wrong, i couldn't hear)

[@RestInReeses]

LexiKitty is her youtube

[@Robin-Does-Stuff]

Wha- yes!

[@user-dt3of5gr2f]

It's Lexikitty and Lexi

[@user-dt3of5gr2f]

@@RestInReeses its TheLexikitty

[@XXXLlama]

I love Lexi’s cheery attitude just before this I was cry

[@Seasay2394]

I was cry too

[@highpeach4902]

I'd genuenley like to thank you for complimenting everyone at the intro of every video, it really helps if someone is in a bad state Thank u lexi

[@ducky_momi]

No views and 6 likes and 1 dislike Me: VISIBLE CONFUSION!??

[@multxpleraven2122]

NANI!!??

[@snailkat]

KZbin must stop taking drugs

[@thepositivegay8393]

*yelling from other room * KZbin IS DRUNK AGAIN

[@marbleracingstudios9552]

I feel like every time I complete an EmKay video, it feels like I have endured a long and tedious quest with the only reward of pushing my math homework back 20 minutes

[@at1laztheaveragefurry]

Me too...

[@jnbornlost]

"Mostly laundry, which is why I listen to reddit videos during it." Me, currently doing laundry and listening to this video...Thanks for that.

[@shadow_shine3578]

You too? Did that earlier today...and dishes.

[@Ldy_Sylvanas]

Me too ^.^

[@marcuswaltemate2859]

I love listening to emkay while I do random stuff and I love hearing Lexis intro it always seems to brighten my day

[@simpleton6215]

Government telling us not to do drugs. Me: Seems legit. Also me: 0:06 sEemS lEgIt.

[@エワエワちゃん]

lexi makes me feel so safe, she’s so comforting idk

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

:)

[@skeleking2782]

Yes.

[@espurrhoodie1290]

The Mr Bean cutout thing reminds me of something my taekwondo teacher's wife did where she replaced his lockscreen with a picture of Mr Bean. He kept forgetting to change it, and he kept getting surprised by Mr Bean's face.

[@StupidRobotFr]

Somebody:pets the dog i was walking Me:*lies by saying wow he never let ppl do that* That person:I FEEL LIKE A GOD

[@screamingfluffycat]

Difficult sleeping in a car when your the one driving

[@Horrorbubbl]

the fact that lexi said "she lied profusely" is making my tiny two braincell writer brain vibrate angrily

[@thisisasmile4980]

Lexy calling me sexy makes my existence

[@Shade45-]

Lexi* I think

[@at1laztheaveragefurry]

@@Shade45- its the same thing tho

[@RestInReeses]

@@at1laztheaveragefurry Its their name- Lexi, you cant misspell someones name saying "Eh its the same" since the names spelling is picked by the parents (Or well, in Lexis case, she picked the spelling I believe, since shes trans and most likely switched names)

[@at1laztheaveragefurry]

@@RestInReeses nobody cares, and i still think is the same thing is just one letter

[@RestInReeses]

@@at1laztheaveragefurry Its really disrespectful to misspell someones name when you know how to write it bc "nObOdY cAReS" but alright, keep being disrespectful i guess.

[@guyman1009]

6:20 this is what the Wind Fish would look like in “The Legend of Zorldo: Lonk’s Awakening” just try to change my mind.

[@kraxusgaming9483]

Yes

[@Camo_4075]

Me in real life: a straight normal nerd Me online: homosexual impersonating dinosaur

[@slendveny7191]

Wah

[@Camo_4075]

@Sofo Sundae yes

[@meow164]

"That was some Grade A stuff" that triggered so many memories

[@alex-fs9yt]

"What's up sexy, I'm Lexi" always makes me happy lol

[@bingle96]

Japanese spider crab will always be the embodiment of PERHAPS

[@soap9427]

Wearing a mask bc of COVID: broke Wearing a mask bc your self conscious about your face: woke

[@shubashubashubas]

I really thought somebody texted me saying "please respond"

[@clasher0785]

please respond

[@shubashubashubas]

@@clasher0785 dammit not again

[@zhanjie9305]

please respond

[@rexdacat1988]

Me trying to sleep Emkay: hippity hoppity your sleep is now our property

[@spill-the-tea-sis]

Fun fact: Tampons used to be used for bullet wounds by soldiers and had cocaine on them, which helped reduce pain. When tampons became for women, they just kept the cocaine and it actually helped with period cramps. Like I know why we can’t do this now, which I shouldn’t need to explain to be honest, but as someone who has to deal with cramps can we have this back of it works-

[@genericnerdstudios2252]

Me: uncomfortable in acesexul This is just everything for me nothing in particular

[@codroby8201]

"wait what gend-" Everything in existence: you have forfeited life privileges.

[@firebrand7816]

please - i have ADHD today it took me 5 hours to take one test online, i played with the dog for an hour, watched this channel for 2 or so ( lexi is my favorite shh ), spent another 2 hours watching rslash and timtamtom and cooked 2 meals all during the test and before it to avoid taking it, i just wanted to play minecraft all day :(

[@LoopeyZ]

Lexi’s wholesomeness is the greatest thing I love it

[@רפאל-ב]

Someone should make a lava like thing that's not hot, kinda like slime

[@gokuforsmash6298]

Guys, jack finally hit the road

[@neptune7872]

7:46 “And there’s a giant picture of a polar bear screaming ad *WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR*

[@cameroniandcheese1287]

This has been the most relatable of every video this Chanel has ever produced

[@thepigeonsofthepacificnort2268]

5:42 can confirm, this lady overthrew our corrupt king

[@pidgeonsofthegods1482]

So hows it going now?

[@noriakikakyoin221]

nobody literally nobody: Gen Z: PERHAPS

[@Icantthinkofaname_1]

POSSIBLY

[@georgia8830]

MAYBE I DON'T KNOW?

[@haramber3962]

KINDA

[@cinnamoony3996]

YESN'TN'T

[@babymonkeyman]

NO'NT

[@AUBREY-ml4ex]

Me, someone who has ADHD: EXACTLY!!! YES OH MY GOSH!

[@felixazaelkhawar4799]

Currently fighting off a throat infection, ty emkay for helping me forget me mortal coil for just a few videos :')

[@mystery91110]

11:38 "I miss sleeping in the car, i can barely do it now" I don't think you should do it at all since your going to crash