r/Me_irl | that's not the beach...

[@briennabradley]

Fun fact: when you have an invasive thought like "we could jump off this cliff and we would die" its actually a survival technique our brains use to bring us to be hyper aware of our surrounds. Same with things like "throw you this baby" its hyper awareness of a delicate situation so we are in full precaution mode

[@notfunnydidntlaugh68]

no wonder people get this urge

[@zakosist]

I wonder if it sometimes goes wrong and people just actually act on the urge for the impulse alone, since there is a part of that impulse telling you to do it. Maybe not quite the same thing, but as a kid I once hit my sister for literally no reason at all beyond having an impulse and she started crying, it was at kindergarten age

[@Bk15729]

​@@zakosist Morbid curiosity

[@mindlessgonzo]

How do I turn this off, the overthinking is hurting me.

[@MunExe]

The first one can, technically speaking, also be called "A world on fire".

[@benams5211]

Is that a bo burnham reference

[@anxiell]

I call this one *”a world on fire”* _inhale_ AAAA-

[@bastionmain3110]

AAAA

[@bendriscoll]

Aah! AAAAH! Aaah! This next one is... a little longer, its called Sad.

[@maxmeowz]

*AHHH AH AH-* this next song is a little longer-

[@hongmeiling8219]

14:21 this makes me think about my marine biology teacher, she was really strict about cheating not because it was against the rules but because it hurt her feelings since she tries really hard to get us to learn and that level of love for her job made me study, shout out to her

[@Chara_Dreemurr999]

Wholesome stonks

[@DoubleRainbows667]

Aren't you supposed to be guarding the gate?

[@hongmeiling8219]

@@DoubleRainbows667 i am. I’m just watching on a phone.

[@gunsandroses896]

@@hongmeiling8219 those teachers rule. Also, don't mind my full backpack.

[@fumoyuuka3117]

Meiling?! What are you doing on Emkay? You're supposed to be paying attention to guarding the damn gate!

[@kyecats2610]

jack: "I wish Australia was in a lockdown so I could try this " Me: "YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!! did this!!!!!!!"

[@dylanhopps8948]

Just the comment I was looking for

[@thegamingsparkle]

Yeah that was a real 13:29 move

[@dorymarshall5477]

“Why is no one saying saying happy birthday? Deploy the birthday wishes”

[@kewldude7493]

Its actually my cousin’s birthday today and bob ross’s was yesterday

[@boofaloofa839]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY *HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EVERYONE*

[@amyartlover]

@@kewldude7493 Happy Birthday Mr Ross. we miss you every day

[@j.a.waugaman9416]

Everyone gets a happy birthday, and I don't care if it's not your birthday. You get a happy birthday damn it!

[@thakittycat6998]

No

[@Kusotario]

This start is surprisingly disturbing

[@void1313]

yes

[@vantus727]

Gyes

[@apersonontheinternet2176]

I disagree with this

[@carrotn.3559]

I agree with ya

[@gordoreygar4430]

I don't see it

[@bettyline623]

jack: if you're a Taurus then you're actually a ge- me being a Taurus: *gags for the next 10 minutes*

[@EchoCatAFK]

Same.

[@shototodorokieatingramen7770]

Is that me I see

[@bettyline623]

@@n0xoxoxoxoxoxoxoox thank you

[@Dracbat18]

@@shototodorokieatingramen7770 ramen?

[@shototodorokieatingramen7770]

@@Dracbat18 I would have ate soba but they're gone thanks to corana so imma going to eat ramen instead

[@zehefressendervogel284]

“Ignoring the fact that there was a world war going on” JACK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, HISTORY IS REPEATING ITSELF

[@litterallyjustwater]

It was just a year late!

[@serena841]

He predicted it a year earlier. This was his plan all along.

[@litterallyjustwater]

@@serena841 What kind of clone wars bullshitery is this?!?!

[@admiralglenn2323]

Sorry, but I have no idea who that celebrity is. Not sheltered, just too focused on my own sad existence to care.

[@chaos6687]

Wow, that's, uh dark. You ok? Need anyone to talk to?

[@admiralglenn2323]

@@chaos6687 I'm fine, I'm just not on good terms with one of the voices in my head.

[@forg0ttenmemory]

idk who it is either and i have no clue why

[@chaos6687]

@@admiralglenn2323 ok..... Just.., be careful, ok? 😢😢😢

[@admiralglenn2323]

@@chaos6687 Will do, the other voices still have my back anyway.

[@lilygrey854]

Jack: is that a pizza? Me, looking down at the pizza im eating: Yes. Yes it is.

[@imbopam198]

Jack: ah sorry for a second I thought it was acne

[@justaveraeg]

God that fan art is sick

[@comicallybadpun]

ikr

[@beastcarleeto707]

So sick it needs to wear a mask

[@justaveraeg]

@@beastcarleeto707 lol

[@sanacankindadraw]

ikr

[@justaveraeg]

KEEP THE IKR TRAIN GOING BOYS CHOO CHOO

[@vinceemery5943]

Emkay: I don’t like cheese, can’t control me with it! This guy: Shut up or I’ll shove cheese down your throat

[@Catamations109]

“ Looking at that amour it looks so tedious to *tRåçĖ* ” The artist: D:

[@OfStarrySkiesandFireflies]

IKR i raged so hard at the screen xd

[@Arella17]

Maybe he meant ink

[@Catamations109]

@@Arella17 yeah I don’t think he knows what trace means...

[@GreySeashell-j3m]

Lmao I visibly *hol up* from shock and I thought there was tea about that artist.

[@roguebird12]

I think he was saying tracing it from the original sketch,

[@awesomestyles]

Day 35 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this). Thanks! :D

[@awesomestyles]

• Jensou • Bread... stapled to trees. Weird subreddit.

[@2ways877]

where has jack gon?

[@killerdropbear]

What about Damien?

[@AR53N1CCCC]

@@killerdropbear He left emkay a while ago the hell you've been?

[@broskig4020]

Where is made me smile and wholesome memes

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

Boomer humor: I hate my wife Millienial humor: I hate my life Gen Z humor: me fighting off the FBI so I can Tell the world what Gen x humor is: 19:03

[@johnwick2570]

But that is no joke I actually hate my life

[@dasdasdaxzvea]

@FBI I'VE GOT A WATER GUN AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT

[@Andrew-w6d]

@FBI are u real fbi?

[@Denji_Hayakawa]

@@Andrew-w6d do you are have stupid

[@bareenbersabal8940]

@@Denji_Hayakawa Wut?

[@rhetz1562]

4:08 I love how Bob Ross's claim to meme fame is how wholesome he is. Nothing more nothing less

[@ThatOneRandomPan]

2:32 Hawaii: J-Japan we're good friends right? You won't attack me again, right. Japan: *looking extremely angry* sure Hawaii . . . . . sure Hawaii: . . . .

[@kurtisconnersforgottenextr4674]

tf

[@yeetyeet1865]

oh no

[@PsychoSpectraPhD]

I ruined the 69 likes

[@Post_Stall_Maneuver]

USA: *runs through the wall with an AR15* Japan: oh shi-

[@KAngel32]

Oh no

[@mimf9808]

“They don’t plot a 7-book epic fantasy series?” Oh god why do I feel this one SPECIFICALLY

[@mobslaya_4547]

Wanna share the books you've made so far?

[@mimf9808]

@@mobslaya_4547 haha i kinda already have on Wattpad XD

[@mobslaya_4547]

@@mimf9808 Ah lol!

[@mimf9808]

@The Sneezing cheese if you mean what my wattpad acc is its www.wattpad.com/user/Mim-Makes-Fanfic

[@digi4998]

I haven't even gotten to that part but now I feel called out and am waiting for it

[@Un_prønøunceable]

12:27 I swear- he can do a great Shigaraki (dub) impression.

[@Miss.Meichu777]

I- HOLLY SHIT I HEAR IT WTF

[@g0thicghost]

YOURE LITERALLY SO RIGHT WHAT

[@SpladsOink]

He can, wow

[@Normalisnotamouthfull]

weeeeeoooow

[@steam_junk]

wait actually though-

[@gameknight8882]

“Write your name backwards,that’s your demon name” Me:I knew MAIL was evil

[@TiffanyL2]

ME TOO

[@owenbraintlytaniel8792]

@@TiffanyL2 ynaffit?

[@wta1518]

We must crusade in holy war against the USPS.

[@SumSpr33]

mines reehahs

[@mallowanimationsyt4646]

“Rekarp” wow

[@lynxz-studios]

“Yes, *C o r a l i n e*” Me, who’s watched that movie over and over again: it’s cORALINE

[@DoubleRainbows667]

yES-

[@imbopam198]

I don't get it

[@therealmistermemer]

Ok, Caroline.

[@splaty2231]

Me WHOS only watched the movie once: you guys have opinions?

[@judithsalas9606]

C oral ine

[@bradleyussery4556]

When he said the thing about minecraft skeletons being able to loot chests reminded me of the time I died from two wither skeletons and some random ass normal skeleton picked up my enchanted iron armor and dropped his bow for my sharpness 3 iron sword and i could not kill him. I lost that armor. I lost that sword. I lost my pride

[@Tw0Dots]

@@spoopy9689 Rip Birb

[@pherlong7]

I had to deal with that but while I was in the nether I was using my weaker armour in case of this happening

[@pherlong7]

I was not talking about the bird but that is truly sad

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

I always get super excited when it's Jack, because as a fellow Aussie, who has been forced to undergo super intense isolation for months due to being exceptionally high risk because of recent hospitalisation for critical pneumonia, his accent makes it almost like an extra surprise call with one of the many friends I haven't seen in ages. :-D ...I'm not lonely, you're lonely. >.>

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

@@Disbanded9998 it's almost as if humans who are interested in a given thing share commonalities of appeal. 🙂

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

@@Disbanded9998 what a peculiar thing to get irate about.

[@owenbraintlytaniel8792]

You okay , Buddy?

[@aelsaellie]

hope youre okay rn!!

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

@@owenbraintlytaniel8792 sorry, I don't know how I missed this; if it's me you were asking (& not the crabby boi above, whose comments seem to have since gotten hidden/deleted) if they were okay, then yes, thank you, I am much healthier these days! Isolation sucked, but being an introvert meant I was fairly well equipped for it, & thankfully have all my freedom back these days. Thanks for asking, & I hope you're well, too!❤

[@dnanything]

"Athiest' when bob Ross says God bless" That was one of the most wholesome respective things I've ever heard.

[@taniabettencourt8983]

7:30 that’s why I sleep on my back Comfort:high Danger:very low

[@frenchfries1675]

Breathing:low

[@Luna-ne3dq]

I sleep on my stomach because I'm weird

[@noobethgamingtonthethird]

I sleep against the wall

[@lopi1928]

when you realize that its more dangerous because you can see the monster creeping up on you from any sides

[@StephenDurnan]

Same but my danger is 1000000000000 because I hear scraches at the side of my pillow

[@yaboyvivid5948]

Jack: good luck Pearl Harbor Me a Hawaiian that lives in Hawaii: slowly hides under blanket

[@mrappu2884]

oof

[@Strmbreak]

(Insert coffin dance meme)

[@jaydubb8432]

@@Strmbreak dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

[@Alavrado]

It could be worse this time 🤔🤔🤔

[@Strmbreak]

@@Alavrado r/cursedcomments

[@nikuroiiiiiiii6528]

Yes, it’s true I can NOT Sleep without blankets. Even in the heat

[@thatguyintherain3168]

Same, maybe it’s the familiarity or weight of the blanket.

[@nikuroiiiiiiii6528]

Yeah. But I do because for some reason it makes me feel safe

[@Maggiethegsd]

Relatable, I curl up the blanket on my foot so much so that something doesn't drag me away into the abyss 💀

[@AngelaSmith_1970]

Same 🤣😉

[@pencilRC1]

Ik

[@chikin5663]

9:19 “Huh I wonder how old she really is.” *How old is Raphtalia* 10 years old “...Oh.”

[@kamuihineragi4243]

One day someone will throw out the name of that “game” in the comments... Also yeah Anime character age is stupid.

[@gr3edful]

Shes probably older because they age as they level up(i got that from google btw never watched the anime)

[@chikin5663]

@@gr3edful Never watched it either so probably ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@rubotrules5342]

Timothy Adams i watched it and they do age with leveling up

[@quintilbonnzeane.6543]

So what's the game called?

[@salthof]

ah yes, perfection

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

*p e r f e c t i o n*

[@stem2seanvincentsoliven647]

hey look again im early in this popular comment

[@Tw0Dots]

For only 25 cents

[@faridnoerhakim1697]

Uhh

[@stylish_pengu]

found the most satisfying sand cutting video kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZmfTc613oa6nras uhhh this may look like i'm promoting a channel i'm actually not

[@Astar..]

EmKay: uploads Everyone: current objective: get EmKay to notice you in comments congratulations! You pressed read more!

[@justaveraeg]

Yeah

[@8822Ema]

if its worth anything we noticed you :)

[@person6946]

**likes so it’s 69 likes**

[@yuangarcia5083]

Ths meme is messed up

[@imbopam198]

wait is that edit a joke or are you actually being serious because if you are being serious then bro frick you

[@pidgethespaceprincess3420]

I feel like no one’s talking about the fact that someone listed to one song on repeat EVERY SINGLE MINUTE FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR. And I only know this be of the lines “525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear. 525,600 minutes - how do you measure, measure a year” From seasons of love. So not only did they listen to one song, they listened to one song for a year straight, without stopping

[@maezhang1477]

Nice, your in character

[@sallywinston5305]

"The teletubbies sun baby has a baby" "We've been alive for too long" Me: *dying*

[@N1K0.D4WN]

Fun Fact: When your brain says things like: "What if you jumped off the cliff and die?" That is your brain saying: "DON'T DO THIS YOU WOULD DIE!!" So, your brain is bad at communicating at saying don't yeet your body like its a paper airplane.

[@jakoblent4694]

thats the same thing with anything actually you could drop the baby = DONT drop the baby your worthless = your worth something and many more examples which im to lazy to discuss

[@N1K0.D4WN]

@@jakoblent4694 ye

[@kittenmimi5326]

Ahhhh I see. Now I know why it says says jumo lol. Thanks!

[@maxmeowz]

i thought it was just intrusive thoughts-

[@toastandbutter7367]

Fander...?

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

"mobs can actually scavenge chest and take out weapons they want to use" *_I N V E S T_*

[@BeingMikhail]

No pls no

[@boogrs55]

zombies: *groans with malicious intent**

[@13thMaiden]

I mean it would make their drops when they die make alot more sense

[@Max-zx4tp]

how is this 69 years ago wtf

[@saphirabrightscale3051]

The reason we tell the dad the baby looks like them is because we want to reassure them that it is indeed their child.

[@itslexactually]

Isn’t that also why babies ACTUALLY look a little extra like their fathers for a couple months? Like… you don’t have to just say it, it’s typically the truth

[@michaelhazelwood5108]

11:32 Is nobody gonna talk about his really good kermit impression

[@amberfox9543]

6:37 I... actually don’t know who that is Oof

[@Realkont.]

Same

[@bobbyb435]

Its Johnny sins

[@jellyaugust3761]

I don't know who that is as well; Can someone tell me??

[@comfortloid2195]

p sure thats johnny sins, an american porn actor

[@edaWnameloC]

Same

[@woodpecker4053]

6:35 I finally feel pure for once since I don’t know him

[@Merpsicles]

Dangit I was looking in the comments to see if anyone explained it

[@Clawleone]

That moment when i thought he was an actor and texted my mom a screenshot asking who he was… she told me exactly who he is… why must she do this AGAIN! This is the THIRD TIME!

[@VanTheDestroyerer]

@@Clawleone o_o well... XD A lady of culture, perhaps?

[@Clawleone]

@@VanTheDestroyerer perhaps… she also told me exactly who Buck Angel and Ron Jeremy are…

[@Theonefreeman97]

@@Clawleone who the actual FUCK is that

[@entitytiger5756]

i've been feeling really empty lately. i just did a breathing excercise, where i for the first time in years could truly feel an emotion. i might have bipolar or boderline personality disorder or even both, and this was the first time in a long time i really knew what i felt. immediately after i had a mental breakdown infront of my friends, where i realized i didnt even want to go home because there i didnt feel safe. i wanted to go nowhere, because i was only safe near my friend, when we were alone. these videos are one of few things keeping me alive anymore. please continue to make them and be funny

[@supersax3677]

Holy son of a black bear eating cheese. This got really serious. Really fast. Keep on keeping on dude.

[@Radskull_]

Yeah I got that feeling a while back its okay your not alone keep trucking through

[@ImXyper]

p

[@zankokusatsuji4406]

Me: is a Taurus Jack: says I’m a Gemini Me with my 5 other personalities: ...

[@sun3vv]

@@swagcoolio 4 or 2

[@cozmic.dreamz]

Talking about good teachers: my history teacher is sooooo cool, she makes all the class laugh, she makes the dab sometimes, she makes a lot of good jokes and i love her class so much One of the only good teachers i have this year

[@arandomloser1455]

Me who has only had good teachers(I'm in primary school lol so maybe that's why)

[@ezioalgi451]

2:30 now I'm sure that everybody knows that Japan has finished building their first real life Gundam, oh well see you guys at the frontline.

[@drmegasteve4335]

Wait I thought you were dead

[@sleeby526]

*THERE GOES HAWII OH THERE THERE GOES HAWII, THERE GOES HAWII THE ISLAND IS GONE*

[@Kxd0.2]

A few seconds ago this was posted

[@sm0kequatzzyt782]

17 minutes ago, This was posted

[@cinamontoast2555]

@@sm0kequatzzyt782 17 minutes have seconds in them

[@jokerarjuna8378]

@@cinamontoast2555 True

[@Tam-Ezrac]

Funny, it is

[@daniellebryant3420]

6 hours ago, this was posted (on ur comment)

[@user-eb4cg6lt9g]

The guy who made the fan art spent 7 FREAKING HOURS ON THAT. Let’s just… appreciate that.

[@datpugluvr1291]

Emkay: *uploads* Me: *furious tapping*

[@stem2seanvincentsoliven647]

hey look i'm early in this soon to get 1k liked comment

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

*TAP*

[@Misaki_Beats]

E

[@isaiahboodoo457]

Same

[@isaiahboodoo457]

I was playing among is and got the notification i just clicked

[@thatoneweasel]

"Write your name in reverse. It's your demon name" Person named Lana Drah: 👁👄👁

[@dennisfigueroa7700]

Just amazing

[@Art3riez]

@@dennisfigueroa7700 LMAO

[@elizabethemm6361]

My favourite part is there actually is someone called Lana Drah, it's been in a previous video and mentioned it's backwards form

[@thatoneweasel]

@@elizabethemm6361 Yeah, I watched that video the other week and was inspired

[@NotsoSneak]

Oh god I just realised what it is..... I both love it, and hate it sooo much

[@logansmith6586]

6:29 me who actually doesnt know who he is: *crying in the corner*

[@sarahf7394]

Psst... Neither do I!!!

[@ryanstambaugh7664]

Please someone tell us who it is

[@planetperth]

I think he is johnny sins

[@unitedstatesofamerica4987]

@@planetperth He is Lex Luthor what are You talking about?

[@emmylosan]

I don't either, but from the context I'm going to guess he's some kind of pornography actor or something similar.

[@somememeguy3166]

9:12 That dog: *I was a business man… doing business.*

[@wolf-16_Adept]

"I look like a forty year old with- *Ad* *PAMPERS*

[@cooleKinder]

SAMEEE

[@imbopam198]

imagine a naked 40 year old walking down the pavement with nothing but a diaper on

[@snaicproductions]

@@imbopam198 please spare me

[@johnbewley3119]

I don't know who that guy ís. Also, about the sleeping comfort, mellennials just want life done, so danger isn't a factor.

[@johnbewley3119]

@The Sneezing cheese thank you! I am, I'm trans, and I'm lesbian. Clearly haven't changed my name on my email yet cause of family, but still.

[@badersama514]

@@johnbewley3119 feels like being straight with extra steps.

[@johnbewley3119]

@@badersama514 ok. Either you're a troll, or you just can't keep bad takes to yourself. Either way, go back to KZbin kids

[@JJ-mc5vn]

@@johnbewley3119 he’s joking

[@copterinx0468]

But who was that guy...

[@HuggyBuddyOwO]

I have the feeling that the reasoning of why do you like sleeping staring at the wall is because company, when you stare at the wall, you know that there's no room for someone in front of you which meant it's ok. While sleeping at the opposite way make you realize that you're all alone every night sleeping no one that's in your view, just a despreate void of nothingness to see, no one will ever be beside you, and you don't know when or how you will die in that bad because when you realize you're being stabbed you will see the murderer in front of you, smiling, seeing you finally died by their hands and still, no one saw that, the only thing was with you till the end is death, despair, and lonelyness... no one see you died, and that person? He can easily pretend that he didn't do that... and times go on and on, people starting forget about you, but you died Rest but not in peace....

[@pherlong7]

Nah I want to make room for my sleep paralysis demon

[@marvalpe1029]

And because there is less room for demons to spawn into

[@PokeMageTech]

7:30 - jokes on you, my dog stays with me! He’d NOTICE!

[@skelly2979]

Not to be dramatic or anything, but I would die for Miss Peanut

[@rune9243]

The astrology thing: Precession: Earth's axis is slowly spinning in a circle, so the position of the north celestial pole and the motion of the sun on the ecliptic slowly changes. It completes a cycle roughly every 26,000 years. Because of this, your star sign (which in astrology, is your sun sign, the the sign the sun was in when you were born) is usually now the one the month before you. So I was born on the 4th July, which in astrology would make me a cancer, except the sun was squarely in gemini when I was born. edit: since y'all don't know how to use a computer, here's the wikipedia page for precession: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axial_precession go to the "effects" section for this explanation, or just have a look at the pictures throughout the article. Here it is in simple english too: simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stellar_precession also have a look at what the sky looked like when and where you were born at: in-the-sky.org/skymap.php Also also in case people are confused about why im talking about stars in relation to the zodiac: the zodiac is from the stars. the zodiac is made up of the 12 constellations that lie on the ecliptic, the path the sun and planets take through the sky in relation to the stars. (there are actually 13 constellations on the ecliptic, but 12 is a nicer number, so ophiuchus was dropped. the times for each one were also edited to be equal). When the zodiac was devised, it was (and still is) believed that the position of the celestial bodies (the sun, moon, and planets) in relation to the sky when you were born, affected your spirit. Astrology hasn't kept up with precession, even though the greeks knew about it. I've got no idea why. Though, likewise, astronomy is also very stubborn to let things go, hence why the First Point of Aries, the position of the sun on the spring equinox, is solidly in Pisces. In another 2000 years it will be in Aquarius.

[@me9515]

What

[@7_8_9]

@@me9515 same

[@ClassicClown]

There are 12 signs

[@rune9243]

@@ClassicClown when did i say there weren't

[@rune9243]

@@me9515 updated it with more information

[@HaydenofEverything]

17:58 Fun Fact: this is the exact number of minutes in a calendar year, thus meaning that this guy has been leaving the Drake & Josh theme on repeat since January 1st, 2017 at 12 AM and finished at January 1st, 2018 at 12 AM. Dedication.

[@not__here]

Ben ten reboot really said: Let's turn a teenager into a 5 year old!

[@bucket1442]

9:20 Game is called WaifuHub, available only to someone’s patron but I’m pretty sure videos of it are on pornhub or something. It's mostly just a slideshow.

[@dolphinman5039]

You have drop your 👑

[@thebobble8262]

Me: *an innocent civilian passing by a police car* Also me: wait what if they pulled my car over and arrest me because they smelled something suspicious that magically appeared-

[@nicomoist5336]

*can they tell im trans? Wait, did they called the vine police and are now going to interrogate me in a dark room: Why are you gey?*

[@BrightLikeSnow]

Did you notice that he said "I'm no intentional murderer" at 16:22 so who did he kill

[@forgottenecho2163]

That's for us to find out

[@danielowen2481]

If demon names are our names backwards then Robin’s demon name sounds like the N word combined with the stonks meme.

[@jameshays4298]

My demon name would be semaj

[@uswr1835]

@@jameshays4298 mine would be dogmemcipe

[@1000_IQ-smaltd]

Someone moves next to your house. NIBOR

[@Chara_Dreemurr999]

NIBOR THE DESTROYER!

[@Chara_Dreemurr999]

Mine is nisioR 😈

[@Braums_]

15:20 “this guys *digged* the whole Egypt around him” Me being a slight Grammar Nazi: *visible frustration*

[@messy7285]

ay im in school very epic that EmKay posted

[@JBB27907]

Tell me the truth, how many persons aren't wearing a facemask?

[@blimerzz]

Idk like 100.000 in the world

[@j-man3267]

Mid-term holidays are a great thing

[@doru3428]

same. skiping online classes to watch EmKay

[@drantigon]

You go to school?

[@Yuruble]

13:45 - Nothing is stopping you from ordering some m&ms and a mask and trying it at home... Be the horse you've always wanted to be.

[@kirby2ds504]

17:36 This... The second sentence's about 8 first letters of THIS are the most friccin relateable thing in my LIFE

[@mrkex6096]

someone saying: YOU GOT NOMED the other person: YOU GOT DEMON someone saying: what oh OH SHI

[@elex4585]

3:50 happy late birthday Jack! you are closer to your death

[@platefamily7991]

I edited this comment cuz it was kinda making people mad, so im sorry to the people i made mad :(

[@isaiahboodoo457]

I was playing n i got notification i saw emkay and i clicked as fast as i couldve

[@andreeamarc366]

What would you choose between trash and garbage?

[@lolstering4.096]

I remember someone saying pale green

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

I've seen this meme so much but I'll allow it

[@platefamily7991]

@@charliegoldstein6135 dude i fcking know that

[@mattler1154]

4:45 can we just talk about how this is the best thing to ever freaking exist? Like seriously kirby with his 'abilities' can and will become every single person on the entire Earth.

[@Trainboi1983]

If Kirby swallowed me *(PLEASE DONT DO IT)* he or she would like trains.

[@bigfoot2639]

"I'm Jack, I'm one of the readers on EmKay" hm, thanks i didn't know that its a joke btw, i know he was being kind

[@poopygamer321]

the I know this is a joke part SaYs AlOt AbOuT sOcItY

[@yuangarcia5083]

I enjoy to please children

[@Le_Fuqwit2111]

4:11 ... Hmmmm... My name is Ari... "Ari" spelled backwards is "Ira"... "Ira" is the Latin word for "wrath"... Wrath is one of the seven deadly sins... ... That sounds like a pretty accurate demon name.

[@loganchapman8159]

Plz tell me what he said I can’t tell and I wanna know what it meant

[@Le_Fuqwit2111]

@@loganchapman8159 "Write your name in reverse, it's your demon name"

[@SrslyStanYa]

10:08 As a person raised and born in florida... that is very true. we might have amusment parks, beaches, and vacation spots but oml, the people is another source of entertainment that netflix ,mtv,and TLC has yet to film besides jersey shore Miami and tiger king.

[@pppixel3665]

9:54 *I know they aren't fireworks but its more comforting to think they are*

[@wardedthorn6523]

"If someone says you're a Taurus, you're probably a Gemini or some bull" No Taurus is the bull smh my head

[@Tw0Dots]

Why doesnt this have more likes

[@wardedthorn6523]

@@AWeirdWolf It's a joke sweetie relax

[@alinafodorean5107]

@@AWeirdWolf it's the same as "XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

[@daanhuisman1040]

16:19 My mind kind of has this with when I'm interacting with anyone.I just start thinking like ''What if I spat on them'' or ''What if I was just incredibly rude to them for no reason'' and i dont want to do those things but something in my head is just like DO IT

[@messiyer13]

Oh, wow! That is *relatable!*

[@crazycreeper3653]

"why tf doesn't it just close the door itself if it's so smart" some random guy in the world: *climbs to inside the fridge* fridge: *starts closing* random guy: no no no no no no no no no fridge: *closes* random guy: ...

[@-desertpackrat]

2:51 fun fact, while many rodents are like humans in that they are also born totally helpless pink jellybeans who can't even open their eyes OR sometimes ears (their ears are actually "closed" for a day or two before the flaps detach and pop up into normal ears, probably to protect the ear canal during birth?). HOWEVER, guinea pigs are born fully developed, able to walk, run around, with open eyes, fur and teeth, they nurse the first days and up to three weeks for nutritional boost, but after about 3 days they can altready eat solid food.

[@insaincaldo]

I was today years old when I realized that freaky sun baby is a woman. Her smile still haunts me though.

[@ashyzu]

Flamingos sleep on one leg I have nothing intresting since i’m early

[@steamcat2175]

Also there ankles look like knees :)

[@Unknown-yo7cz]

owls have legs, long legs... *bird facts*

[@blameitontheboogie9376]

That's pretty interesting

[@servhive]

penguins have knees *bird facts: the return*

[@Du_b]

0:40 this is done on Ibis paint x and where it says "time" it turns hours into minute e.g. 1 hour = 1 minute so this man spent 7 HOURS on this art.

[@uy0yu]

"Your name backwards is your demon name" Kids named Bob and kids named Anna: "I dont even have to think :}"

[@number1salesman-1997]

Me with my bed in the middle of the wall: I don't have such weaknesses. 7:14

[@androgynouslibra7607]

8:55 man he is gonna go nuts when he finds out about mobs that can wear enchanted armor and use enchanted weapons

[@jacksonidontwhatyoutoknowm9480]

7:15 well, its that sleeping on your left side is more comfortable than sleeping on your right, so flip your bed and you can get the best of both worlds

[@SleepyFunkin]

"congrats for making it trough this video" am i supposed to just die halfway into the video!??!??!?!??!?

[@myusername3689]

0:03 Boffy: This is my jam.

[@dirpop5099]

I fully agree

[@obiwankenobi4009]

I clicked on this faster than a middle school relationship

[@dasdasdaxzvea]

Hello there

[@omity381]

Why hello there

[@glimmy8556]

@@omity381 General kenobi

[@glimmy8556]

@@dasdasdaxzvea General Kenobi

[@billyboi3380]

@@dasdasdaxzvea 𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕝 𝕜𝕖𝕟𝕠𝕓𝕚

[@spill-the-tea-sis]

“I can recite the 12 times tables from memory” Me: *sad I never was ever to do that* Also me: Screw it I’m in algebra I was gifted a calculator.

[@Foz482]

18:00 my guy listened to I Found A Way for a WHOLE YEAR??? commitment!

[@kitomoved6922]

Me: *making a torture chamber* Minecraft's background music: _Calm Piano Playing Intensifies_

[@roguebird12]

7:21 if you wana sleep facing the wall get a body pillow or or use two normal sized pillows on the edge of the bed. Definitely makes you feel less likely to get murdered by a shadow demon

[@MoonRR_]

7:14 This is why i have my cat sleeping towards the door so that i feel safe.

[@Ropetupa]

18:57 why there exists a picture where Big Bird's and Cookie monster's illegimate child is running away from Matrix agents? "Stop, mr. Bird!" "My name... is Tomato!"

[@paigecook4750]

The problem with youtube kids is it doesn’t have anything for kids who aren’t toddlers but aren’t old enough to ge tyoutube

[@Robin-n6h]

The rock paper scissors one for the cave men should be: rock👊, meat✋, crocodile✌

[@ultraquake7170]

Me someone who doesn't like cheese: there is another

[@deathrobot10k58]

8:07 HA, my fridge from the 90s can close its SELF, MY FRIDGE IS THE SMARTEST

[@JohnSmith-ex8iw]

17:37 is remarkably accurate for like a third of what I do in bed. I rarely ever sleep, I just do fake books in my head I'm never gonna write because fucking schools exist and midterms and finals take up all of my time.

[@Joltd]

"I want Australia to be in lockdown so I can do that..." Famous last words.

[@rexjolles]

17:20 I play out an entire fucking movie I made up on the spot in my head every night

[@matildarose]

"Man i feel like a 40 year old with this body" Me: *40 years old, slowly sideeyes the other 40 year olds to not tell him that we're watching youtube videos at 12 am* ... *also it's two years later*