r/Chaoticgood | i can see you

[@beanisntavailable]

how does emkay consistently make great videos like every single day

[@EmKay]

bazinga

[@jarpo64]

@@EmKay gosavaw

[@thederpyluigi]

@@EmKay bazinga

[@adsavanh]

@@EmKay shazampow

[@kingdiced]

@@EmKay wowzers

[@fendviyo]

My favourite part of the uncensored library is the detail they put into the architecture. They could've made a boring hallway with all the censored articles in but they went the extra mile to make a truly impressive piece of art to go with it. 10/10

[@insomniac_at5461]

I’m pretty sure they used worldedit or something like that to build it because the circles and arches were done way to perfectly for a human to have done them. It’s still really ducking impressive though

[@nullvoid4193]

@@insomniac_at5461 True but idk, I forgot it but ik theres a trick to in in mc, although they prob did and thats fine, i mean they are allowing millions of oppressed to learn freely so great!

[@Generic_Noob]

@@insomniac_at5461 world edit is almost necessary for any large scale build

[@conspiracypanda1200]

@@Generic_Noob Honestly, idc if they used world edit or not. The fact that there's actual symbolic thought behind it is what really counts as effort here. They made the rooms reflective of each nation's most common form of censorship, such as the giant cage to reflect wrongfully arrested journalists, or the maze to show the obstacles put in the way to prevent any honest reports being published. And then there's the memorial room, for all the journalists who've been offed for attempting to do their job justly... It's just as much a virtual memorial as it is a virtual library.

[@Generic_Noob]

@@conspiracypanda1200 The build truly is an masterpiece with its intricacies and the cause within it. As for my original reply, it was to clarify that world edit does not detract from how impressive a build is and is common place.

[@sephrosemary]

Doom guy didn't just punch his commanding officer, he actually put him in a *FULL BODY CAST*

[@joshuaginoza9446]

That is just what happens if doom guy punches a human.

[@potoe6393]

Can confirm, every bone in my body hurts like hell.

[@katherinecurtis1747]

@@potoe6393deserved

[@MartianWasp]

He beat his commanding officer TO DEATH

[@matthewelliott7294]

I heard that the commanding officer is still in a full body cast *FOUR YEARS LATER!*

[@ElizabethREZ]

4:15 I need to take a moment here for poor Joey. He was a homeless man who used to walk around the little town I live in. He was extremely schizophrenic and couldn’t afford medication, he had no family, and because of this he wouldn’t maintain a job and would just walk around. Everyone knew him, but very few KNEW him. He would sleep in concrete tubes and mattresses behind stores. He walked around with a big bottle of Mountain Dew. My best friends other friend bought him a new jacket a few weeks ago because it was so really cold outside. They used to talk because they were able to relate on being schizophrenic, but she was medicated. He refused to take money from people, he would only take food and things that could not be returned. He would only seldom by alcohol, never enough to get drunk as he couldn’t afford it, and didn’t buy cigarettes, but instead picked them off the ground to use them. He used to sit and sleep specifically at the corner table outside the coffee shop I work at. He’s never been threatening or asked anyone for anything, but everywhere I went, everyone made comments about him. “Worthless drunk”, “druggie”, everyone made him out to be a threat or a waste of space. They talked about him like he would just randomly attack or badger you for money or mug you. I’ve known him since I worked my last job and he would sit on the patio while I swept. He didn’t talk to me or threaten me at all. Almost two weeks ago, he collapsed in front of the cafe I work at while I wasn’t at work and hit his head on the bricks that stick out by the windows. Someone called the paramedics, he started freaking out saying he was drugged. My best friends friend was there and he was reaching out to her for help, but they said only immediate family was allowed, to which he screamed he had no family, he had no one. They took him to the ER, I got to enjoy many condescending comments about him from random people. He passed away a few days ago. My friend was trying to find the ER or any information about what they did with his body to give him at least some sort of public burial, but found nothing. She suspects they already cremated him and wasted him because our town is too poor to hold on to someone with no identification or anyone who will miss him. He deserved so much better. Rest in Peace Joey. It won’t be the same without you.

[@lanturn3239]

This kind of thing makes me so angry. May he rest in Peace. Glad you said something online. At least this way he can be memorialized in a sense. Others can know he was alive. I'll put one here for a lady in my hometown, too. I don't know her name or if she's alright. I only met her once. She said she had two cats and was living in a tent. She asked me if I had any spare food or cash on me. I didn't. I offered to buy her a pizza with my card since there was a place right up the street, but she said she didn't have time, it was too late in the day, she had to get back. I think about her a lot. I try to carry food on me more often now, so that next time there's a moment like that I can actually help. I hope she's alright. Anyone Christian who sees this, say a prayer for her.

[@blazethecat363]

your city is a DISGRACE to do that!

[@Vsmassl]

@@lanturn3239 Someone who isn’t affiliated with any religion here, I hope the best for her!

[@justsomeaeroacefurry3479]

GODDAMMIT I DIDN'T LOOK AT THESE COMMENTS TO CRY ಥMಥ

[@The_bisexual_crow25]

So with is so cruel to the mentally ill and homeless people like Great gods

[@timothymonk1356]

2:40 It gets better. He transcribed it after hearing it ONCE. He then went back to hear it a second time to check if he got it right, which he did.

[@viscountrainbows2857]

As someone who has been in grocery, service and retail, f things won't scan, or the person is a little short of money and the manager isn't within the almighty Cone of Cognizance, I just say "I won't tell if you don't; they truly do not pay me enough to care. Frak this corporation." Not always in those exact words, just in concept.

[@redhead7th]

this happened to me at target recently. i got two packs of socks, should have been the same price, one of them wouldnt scan, so the employee was just like "this one is [half off] i dont care, its fine"

[@limyarplane1991]

ya i take the stance of if you see someone stealing food or other essential's no you dint.

[@Lord-of-The-Crabs]

i thank you for the service you have done to this world

[@blu_e1910]

FR*ACK

[@ntfoperative9432]

Oh yeah I did this all the time at Sheetz (don't worry, I don't work there anymore), I knew all the register codes, so if the damn thing was given me trouble, I just hit a few buttons and voila, dude gets a free Slim Jim

[@jimyvanloock3510]

The one of the ancient evil always makes me crack up. It's funny to consider that this *technically* could be possible because what was considered 'evil' in the past is nowadays the stuff we're begging to change. We'd welcome our dark master and overlord with hands raised and sitting on our knees!

[@Poetic_Raven]

WE NEED THE ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENED

[@jackiethebunny]

absoLUTELY we would. we need something like this PLEASE-

[@jacobc9221]

@@Poetic_Raven Just don't awaken one who's evil for the sake of being evil. We have enough billionaires already.

[@fangchick93]

I'd happily become a minion for that dude. Bet there's benefits too

[@DrMFoster7]

It's written too modern though. Didn't actually present it as bad, essentially just made a laundry list of progressive stances loosely stitched together.

[@novanettle7497]

11:51 - I can almost hear the dude; "doon't worry lil' buddy... Imma get u an Uber. U shee, I can't drive... In my shtate... But ish ok. 'cus imma get u an Uuuber ❤️".

[@Salicat99]

Yes!

[@jayive34]

Imagine being such a bad parent, that even a car thief has the moral high ground over you.

[@KnightSlasher]

Remember family is most important thing including your pets, be like DOOM guy.

[@victoralexandervinkenes9193]

*

[@Corvus__]

@@victoralexandervinkenes9193 No need for an (*) here! If someone attacks my family (dog and cats included), I'd gladly rip and tear until thier corpse is unrecognizable as human remains.

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

9 out of 10 mental health professionals reccommend that catharsis can be useful, when working thru big emotions. Be like DOOM Guy.

[@spamton.S.Spamtong18377.]

he to supports trans rights despite not being trans

[@badatsomerhing]

Remember though, it's about the family you choose, not the family forced on you. Blood means nothing compared to love

[@MicahCoon]

"Have you seen this man charged with hacking into the HCHS computers and approving all those food stamp applications?" The correct answer is "no you didn't".

[@adammidderigh4150]

I have no idea how I hadn't heard of the Minecraft uncensored library, but that's genuinely staggering. Amazing and incredibly clever idea, seemingly perfectly executed by some talented people. Next time someone says video games are a waste of time/dont accomplish anything, guess where I'm sending them?

[@michealmalloy1934]

As a chaotic good, this does bring a smile to my face.

[@sirholychicken3632]

As a chaotic evil, this does not bring a smile to my face.

[@iiSlightlyModified]

As a chaotic neutral,

[@Humanresouces]

@@iiSlightlyModified this does.

[@StevenStormcloak-oy6hz]

I also am chaotic good

[@creativechannelname3200]

0:12 A Florida man spent his one day off cleaning the tombstones of forgotten veterans.

[@Victini7472]

lexi is VERY fitting for chaotic good, ngl

[@EDV8ZR1]

Why didn't the channel or today's narrator give that comment a like.

[@Victini7472]

@@EDV8ZR1 i mean they didnt have to i honestly forgot i wrote this also DAMN THOSE LIKES

[@EDV8ZR1]

@@Victini7472 have another one

[@Victini7472]

@@EDV8ZR1 thanks lol

[@wcg3928]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that group of furries' efforts at saving someone in need. It proves that no matter what people say about some people, every man has a kind heart that has a layer of ice on it which thickens with trauma.

[@SunSh1neFN]

They weren’t worried about the man, they saw their fellow mutt in danger and turned on their primal instincts.

[@SunSh1neFN]

Furries man

[@Ritapita73]

The 1989 McDonald's guy was a legend. I remember when it was reported on the news (a few outlets covered it because hacking was something new) and it was the talk of high school for a few days. You gotta remember, though: Minimum Wage was either $2.65 or $3.35. A quarter raise was HUGE!

[@ElizabethREZ]

5:41 I already commented on this, but the homeless man that lived in my hometown, maybe in his thirties, passed away a few days ago. He wasn’t dangerous, he didn’t hurt anyone, he didn’t ask anyone for anything, but everyone had shit to say about him. He deserved so much better. Rest in Peace Joey.

[@incoherentpanickedscreaming]

That lady who stole her bike back is so relatable, cuz I live on a college campus and the way most of us get around is on scooters or skateboards, and one night while I was working someone literally stole my scooter- then one day I saw my scooter (it had a traffic cone sticker on it so I knew it was mine) and I stole it back! I bought a lock for it the next day-

[@leafsys]

7:10 This is the moment I have dreamed of, EmKay featuring FURRIES on their channel. Thank you Lexi for being such a supportive person.

[@swayinghaze83]

this subreddit fits Lexi so well! she should do this subreddit alot more 💚✨

[@murialvoid85]

She? The voice sounds like a guy

[@CecilleCK63]

@@murialvoid85 She’s transgender, but it’s okay if you accidentally mistook her voice for a guy’s

[@EDV8ZR1]

@@CecilleCK63 Most people that watch this channel don't know the narrator's channels are listed or that Lexie has an interesting Channel.

[@Xer0280]

Everyone, regardless of gender, is a part of da bois

[@unrellated]

My personal heroes are the people who seek out Pay To Win Minecraft servers (something that's against the terms of service), establish a secret hideout, and build elaborate contraptions known as "lag machines" to overwork the server, making the game unplayably slow and driving everyone out.

[@andre_601]

3:12 What is even more funny is, that the pope later invited Mozart, listened to the music and considered it a masterpiece...

[@Roinkki]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that Emkay has 3.14m subscribers right now?? It’s probably gonna get messed up extremely quickly, which is why I’m mentioning it. Happy pi subscribers. You guys deserve it.

[@WoolyCow]

yeah i saw that a couple of days ago! made me big happy :D

[@EDV8ZR1]

I forget to look at the subscriber count on this channel. I've been watching a long time and don't look anymore. You make me look down at sub count.

[@yesmmmmmmlbutnotmaniagames8030]

i didn't realize that! cool.

[@SuperiorPosterior]

11:31 They close beaches by telling people not to go there, and then send out trash collectors and the like to clean the area up, at least a bit. A lot of people see trash collectors as nothing but felons doing community service, so even if they would ignore the ruling of "don't go to the beach," they'd decide on their own not to go because of their biases. At least, that's how it's done where I am.

[@Just_a_commenter]

Chaotic good is what I aim to be daily. I say nice things to folks, I help when possible, _and do all of that with a weird and chaotic aura!_ Life is good, as is this EmKay upload. Have a nice day, Lexi!

[@bobbysauce64]

Being confident in being weird is how I wish I could be

[@Just_a_commenter]

@BobbySauce One step at a time! Maybe try something tame, like sprinting through your house and shouting "I require a glass of water!"

[@bobbysauce64]

@@Just_a_commenter that literally sounds like something I would do at a random point of time

[@I_want_a_discount_in_life]

@@Just_a_commenter I require the exquisite matter made of proteins and vitamins that my body needs to produce it's energy supply, comounly know as food

[@quinnception631]

@@Just_a_commenter I tposed over my brother and said" father has summoned thee"

[@CatsOverBrats]

A thief stealing a baby in a car also happened here in Denmark some years ago. He discovered the baby and carried it inside an apartment complex where it would be safe from the Winter weather, and then he continued with the car.

[@KalijahAnderson]

"Wait, why are you cheering?" Me, dies of laughter for a solid two minutes.

[@埊]

'Summerian OwO cannot exist it cant face you.' Summerian OwO: 𒆸𒉼𒆸

[@purplebean7]

I am now obsessed with the Korean eat-the-rich monster that looks like a giant pangolin

[@Waflenoob]

Whenever Emkay uploads, it’s a chaotically good scenario.

[@mikea491]

Oh, the bench thing is legit. I did it once because I wanted an outdoor nap after a job I had worked. Took the bar out and got too lazy to put it back. Kinda got pissed that if my lazy ass could take a nap there and literally no one bothered me, what is the difference between me and someone homeless who just wants something off the ground to take a nap? Have had the habit of doing such with every bench I see. Keep a 10mm socken and ratchet in my go bag for just such a reason.

[@lindseyherbst9444]

2:32 looked up man steals car returns child to see the details. Saw a different story where someone stole a car from a parking lot, then came back to the parking lot to return the kid and also to tell the parents, "Don't leave your kid in the car when you shop." Guy apparently also said he should call the police on her for leaving her kid in the car. The mother was interviewed, and she did say she's never going to do that again so I'd say that's a win.

[@Proud_of_Yourself]

That last post with the woman stealing her bike back was perfect, first of all, good on her for getting her bike back, second of all, I wonder how mad the thief was when he noticed that she was gone with the bike?

[@Nomad_3040]

We might be cute and cuddly on the outside but on the inside, we know what's right and aren't afraid to do what's right.

[@C0w4rd1c3]

5:38 Pretty Boy Floyd has been immortalized as his own tf2 weapon: the Pretty Boy Pocket Pistol

[@galomendo]

hes also not that nice-

[@0_dearghealach_083]

Ooo, this video gives me LIFE. The chaotic good combined with the sheer energy of Sexy Lexy- it is sublime! More power to ya!!

[@Deedoo_r]

6:04 take the scrap metal to your local recycling center. maybe they give you money for it, maybe you can buy yourself or someone else a warm meal with that money

[@jonmendelson1104]

I'm the only person I know who was actually happy when his bike was stolen. I was getting ready to move and was moving to a place where I wouldn't really have space for my bike. I realized I hadn't been getting too much use out of the bike so I was getting ready to try to sell the bike when it was stolen. When I first bought my bike the shop had been clearing out their inventory of a company that had been bought out by another company and that was their last one, so they sold it to me for their cost. After paying my deductible and factoring in the 5ish years I had the bike, I ended up making about $100 in profit and I didn't have to deal with selling the bike through craigslist or something.

[@Creamypie626]

How much you wanna bet the new guy who joined the company just to fix a bug and then resigned afterwards also studied coding just for that purpose.

[@hanyuuhiiragi3544]

This subreddit alone is channeling what little faith in humanity I have as well as the Irish blood in my veins.

[@rootbear75]

I bet the jury nullified the crimes against the guy who gave everyone food stamp money.

[@MCDexpo]

After the uncensored library is finished: "So, why did Minecraft get banned in your country?"

[@ruimario.productions]

this subreddit is awesome, please do this one more!

[@EthanBGamer1]

I prefer videos on r/rareinsults 👍

[@Borispocalypse]

@@EthanBGamer1 normally i hate people who say "WhO aSkEd", but i really don't see how that applies to the original comment in any way. I'm not trying to be hostile, i just might need an explanation as to how thats relevant. Thanks in advance!

[@EthanBGamer1]

@@Borispocalypse I agree that people that say “ur mum” and “who asked” are just stupid and annoying. To answer the second question, I seen your comment and wanted to discuss what the best subreddit videos are.

[@Kvjesm2]

“At least florida man makes people think about being interesting” i put cheese on doritos with nacho sauce

[@scp_dr_lance711]

This is why Chaotic Good is the best alignment.

[@Kafj302]

yes let's do the linkedin swarm. "so what are you proud of" "i helped make linkedin the new Twitter"

[@sniggs101]

4:25 reminds me when I went to football matches (soccer) in the UK on weekends. I used to park on side streets a little way from the stadium, there was always a group of teenagers hanging round so I would give them £10 and ask them to look after my car. I would come back after the match to find some cars with smashed windows, flat tyres and graffiti on them but mine and some others were OK, those kids made some good money on those weekends and I had peace of mind knowing my car was safe

[@colifloral1871]

fun fact, florida man has a date for almost every day. on my birth date florida man drove down a highway on a motorcycle while driving with his feet, resting head on the back of the motorcycle.

[@MaxwellCatAlphonk]

Gourmand be the type of guy to whenever he find an abandoned, starving slugcat pup, then he feeds it everything he can offer it and take care of it until he finds the parents of the slugpup I saw people fanarting him taking care of slugpups that look identical to Artificer's slugpups and that image will be stuck in my head forever in a good way

[@MaxwellCatAlphonk]

Rain world downpour btw

[@thenyan3095]

A Random rain world comment on an Emkay video was not on my bingo card

[@mailcs06]

9:45 Let’s go Ancient Evil! Down with the billionaires! Equality for everyone! Normalize cross-social class and same gender relationships!

[@tomasmichaels642]

As a fellow member of Chaotic good, I can in fact confirm we do this shit every day

[@dyjhjfrtt6607]

2:20 Probably the only reason he did that is so he wouldn’t be charged with grand theft auto *and* kidnapping.

[@nugget1361]

Nugget worked at mcdonalds for 2 years. Nugget put 19 nuggets in every 20 piece. Nugget knows the customer will feel like a fat fuck if they call over 1 nugget

[@Salve.Servum_Dea]

So that dude who did the gunshot property value thing probably communicates with some people to do it every two months or so when their trying to sell a house. Then just do it again after telling the people.

[@pyrarius1598]

3:40 "Fine, I'll do it myself."

[@qiekz]

always a good day when lexi narrates :)

[@Jaysmh]

you are the first commenter. thank you for not mentioning the fact that you're actually first and instead leaving a compliment on the narrator

[@spencer6205]

Do a T A N S K S chain

[@spencer6205]

T A N S K S

[@viscountrainbows2857]

My personal Hierarchy:Lexi, Jack, by a slim margin, then Robin. I still love em all. RIP Damien but he's doing ok on his own

[@explodedkidboi3004]

Honestly, i like Robin as the narrator in my opinion, but as long as EmKay got good content, i won't judge

[@yeetyeet4380]

1:00 Note: his commanding officer also died from the punch.

[@sylversea387]

lexi narrated vids always make me happy. her voice is just so cute

[@speeder3235]

2:21 "You are bad guy" "But this doesn't mean you are bad guy"

[@GwenStacy.65]

Anti-hero status unlocked

[@Galaxiewolfdachicken]

Lexi the PERFECT narrator for this subreddit

[@mailcs06]

1:15 Preeeeeeeetty sure beating an innocent civilian to death takes you out of the good category

[@pizzyzarc2695]

Near death then?

[@MrTheDudeManGuy]

i love this channel, every time i visit there is always something new

[@andrewlanglois6362]

8:47 That is what got him recognized as a RoughRider. "Bullie!"

[@conangaming2156]

The post at 6:48 is probably the type of shite that drives young men to commit mass casualty events.

[@jacksonzarse8098]

I have been to the uncensored library. The whole thing is too big to render at once. And it really is a beautiful place.

[@yatox8]

Once my bike got stolen off my car rack. After 2 hours driving around I found a guy walking it down an alley that had lines RVs, I stopped the car got out and said that was my bike, had a picture of it exactly to prove it and was ready to throw down. He didn't run away and was just looking at me all confused and scared. Apparently he didn't steal it but actually just bought it off some guy (the real thief) for $120 (it was worth a lot more) since it was a good deal. The young guy was living in an RV and had no job but seemed nice. So I put my bike back on the car rack, drove him to my banks ATM to give him back the $120 he spent. He was also a victim in the scam so I felt bad.

[@michaeljohnson1117]

1:44 But by announcing it like this, the oppressive regimes will hear about it and take action to block access to it.

[@luckyinky7849]

I think r/chaoticgood is way better than r/wholesomememes or any subreddit like this because it doesn't remind me how lonely I am and gives me a good dose of laughter and surprise as well as giving me hope in humanity again

[@mjouwbuis]

That lawyer at the beach is at best stupid or at worst chaotic evil. Going outdoors in the fresh air, getting infrared and ultraviolet light is by far the best activity to do in a pandemic like this and will lower the chances of getting (severe) illness significantly, compared to staying inside (other factors assumed equal). At least four health factors conspire together to benefit the beachgoers: breathing reliatively unpolluted air, intracellular melatonin from the IR, vitamin D from the UV, and mental health by feeling free outside.

[@eunaekim9216]

Teddy Roosevelt wasn't the only member of his family who was something of a mad lad. The same can be said of his children! I don't know of any incidents involving Ted or Ethel, but Kermit was the sort of person who tried for bigger and better animals to hunt, just so he could get samples to the Smithsonian (similar to his father). His brothers, Archie and Quentin, were notorious for the mischief they caused in the White House. And the oldest kid, Alice - well, if there ever was a chaotic neutral person, this was it! She had a pet snake, she's thought to have done some stuff just to watch the world burn (so to speak), and she even smoked cigars in public places (and way back then only males could usually get away with that)!

[@skylerchan7746]

I'm 18 now but if cops actually listened to us underage girls instead of men pretending to be girls to Catch preds, there would be change. I had thousands of men sending me nasty messages knowing my age it was all over my profiles

[@tylern6420]

I know hacking into a large building is illegal, but like if he goes behind the bars instead of staying home, or working community service, i will be mad

[@tylern6420]

Like if someone does a crime, but does it for the good of humanity, they should be barred from going behind the bars for said crime

[@dakotabutler76]

The one about the Jackson Mississippi man hacking into the hinds county human services had caught me by surprise coming from someone who lives in Mississippi and experience in IT.

[@octanproductions6492]

I would like to officially announce that I have plans to show up to a school dance dressed as a man in a chicken costume and then do the same dance moves from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up

[@addysart5027]

Video or it didn't happen

[@zemorph42]

5:42 May I suggest taking those "junk bars" to your local scrap dealer?

[@alexbunn1905]

For about 6 months when working at McDonald's I thought the cheese shareboxes had 12 pieces not 9, so a few people had a great day there

[@KayeTheDragon]

lexi is a gem. every lexi video slaps

[@herbthymeyt]

8:30 This is an amazing story, and I fully respect it, but can we take a moment to appreciate that woman's name?

[@JasonHalversonjaydog]

LOL 8:28 ok ok Lexi said "Minnie" Cox. i first heard her say "after many cox...." 😅

[@AlastairG]

I need more Lexi narrating r/ChaoticGood 😁

[@dumbo21]

3:32 the user: "fine I'll do it myself"

[@flarethetitanpea5358]

im 13 and taxes and rent sounds scary, if you have to shoot a gun to keep it at a reasonable level.

[@KiraTheSnep]

3:24 I praise this man for his work

[@racecarthedestroyer7192]

1:26 I checked this out a while ago, the amount of stuff they have in there is insane

[@Seven71987]

I must outlive my enemies to be the chaotically good supreme master!

[@Salicat99]

If I were invisible I would get a transformers decal for my car and then go driving.

[@something1600]

00:49 comrade Lexi seizes the means of production and smashes the state

[@andrewlanglois6362]

5:00 He Duped the System! What a mad lad, I would be happy if he got paid for doing that for a living.

[@jacalynnepuder1172]

At least the superintendent was nice enough to give you back your bike lexi

[@unknown81000]

Homeless Man: you have been spared Miss Kenzie, the legions hath spared you due to your kindness, and now we, the legions, will continue our march across the world smashing and breaking selfish people's expensive belongings like you've seen here today, the rapture shall prevail

[@hollyhartwick3832]

Be like Doom Guy... You know, in Resident Evil 0, Billy Coen did the same thing, got blamed for the deaths of the civilians, court marshalled, sentenced to death, and ended up fighting for his life in a zombie infested facility. Definitely stand up to tyranny and corruption, but don't ignore the inherent risk of backlash either.

[@Gamemaster-64]

When a guy is GTA and not a GTB

[@billysmith5409]

Another awesome thing about Teddy Roosevelt he had a pet badger.

[@InfinitinyDev]

oppressive governments getting owned by minecraft is crazy, I hope north korea is okay

[@warbacca1017]

"Madlad" doesn't even begin to describe Theodore Roosevelt

[@Shinyspddmn]

*furries beat up assailant* Passers by: "What da dog doin"

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

The Mozart one filled me with joy.

[@marp_625]

That’s why you put a GPS in the hollow poles holding the bike together.

[@dadoctah]

Missed a chance to make fun of a misspelling: "native costal strawberry". "Coastal" is the word they wanted. A "costal" strawberry would be one with a ribcage.