r/Chaoticgood | you get to choose one.

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EmKay

EmKay

Күн бұрын

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@P.H.E.N.T.I
@P.H.E.N.T.I Жыл бұрын
lexi is the perfect narrator for chaotic good; the energy matches perfectly lol
@meowwum
@meowwum Жыл бұрын
ik this is random but i clicked on ur profile and immediately knew u were into ug subs /lh
@thedotgiver2820
@thedotgiver2820 Жыл бұрын
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@GoldenRevenge
@GoldenRevenge Жыл бұрын
I’d say chaotic neutral
@spectoestis3106
@spectoestis3106 Жыл бұрын
Damn you beat me to it
@scrungles7853
@scrungles7853 Жыл бұрын
Energy matches the video, annoying and stupid.
@TomDarkwulf87
@TomDarkwulf87 Жыл бұрын
Rules for stealing: - Don't steal from independent or mom & pop type places. Only steal from big chains. - If you saw someone stealing essentials like formula/diapers, fruit/veggies, etc., no you didn't. - If you have to steal, don't repeatedly go to the same location.
@datdoginme
@datdoginme Жыл бұрын
The second one is especially true, it's so sad that people have to do that tho
@desiree5416
@desiree5416 Жыл бұрын
Bonus points for stealing from stores that treat their employees like crap, like Walmart.
@HappilyHomicidalHooligan
@HappilyHomicidalHooligan Жыл бұрын
If you see someone stealing the Essentials...YES YOU DID!!! You help buy more of them for that person instead of calling Manglement or the Police! (Or if you're REALLY good at it, you steal more for them)... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣
@turtlesarecool
@turtlesarecool Жыл бұрын
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan I was about to get really angry at you until i read the rest of your comment
@scrbblcat
@scrbblcat Жыл бұрын
@@desiree5416but if the store starts losing money, wouldn’t that mean they’d have to pay their employees even less? sorry i don’t really understand :/
@davidreynolds9375
@davidreynolds9375 Жыл бұрын
I can also see Lexi helping out B.A.C.A, bikers against child abuse. They make children testifying against abusers feel safe by coming to court with them, even sleeping over at their house (on their lawn). The kids also get a denim vest with their name and patch made by the bikers.
@janesullivan692
@janesullivan692 Жыл бұрын
That's awesome
@nouhorni3229
@nouhorni3229 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for specifying on the lawn, this went from cool to concerning to cool again.
@moopymeebloopy456
@moopymeebloopy456 Жыл бұрын
I love that
@HappilyHomicidalHooligan
@HappilyHomicidalHooligan Жыл бұрын
Yup! It's kinda hard to try Intimidating the kid on the Witness Stand Testifying against you when there are 2 VERY large, tattooed, heavily muscled and Psychotic looking men standing on either side of the Witness Stand (with the Judge's Permission) glaring at you... ESPECIALLY when those 2 men have a LOT of equally Psychotic looking friends in the spectator seats behind you also glaring at you... I've heard that there is at least one group of these men that have one of their bikes modified with a sidecar so they can give the Kid a ride to the Courthouse...the entire group rides their bikes in one giant pack with the sidecar bike smack dab in the center...good luck getting thorough the outer bikers to get to the kid as they are completely willing to kill ANYTHING that tries to hurt the kid(s) under their protection (I believe one of their group drives the Parent's/Guardians in a normal car/minivan directly behind the pack so they can see the kid is safe)... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣
@blueaccelerator2674
@blueaccelerator2674 Жыл бұрын
I unfortunately can't stop hearing "Baka" when I read it aloud-
@cyqry
@cyqry Жыл бұрын
5:30 Just a heads up, cigarette butts take years to break down, maybe pulling them a part can speed up the process but they are a genuine problem for littering even if they are only small. Not to mention the toxins they're going to contain due to the fact they are used to ingest literal poison. I don't mind others smoking but the vast majority of public bins where I live have tops that allow you to put cigarettes out and properly dispose of them, and its not like bins are a *rare* occurrence here either so I see no reason why people toss them onto the path other than sheer laziness. Should also add I live with two smokers and I can't go into the backyard without getting butts stuck in my shoe soles because they just toss them out there. Its genuinely unpleasant to go into the yard now and they refuse to change their behaviour.
@damienearl8302
@damienearl8302 Жыл бұрын
Besides, it just...doesn't have a good look to it, I live in a place where cigarette littering is relatively common and it's probably the second least attractive part about this place right below the excessive use of factories
@zerumsiru5204
@zerumsiru5204 Жыл бұрын
It's the filters that cause the cigarette butts to not decay. Funnily enough, those filters actually cause more health problems, because they use the same chemicals as rat poisons and other toxins used for poisoning rodents or in some cases people. It's legitimately safer to just buy a pipe and tabaco and a pack of pipe filters if you wanna spoke.
@rustythecrown9317
@rustythecrown9317 Жыл бұрын
you are right. It's pig ignorant laziness.
@wolfydawolf1296
@wolfydawolf1296 Жыл бұрын
On top of being carcinogenic I'm pretty sure the filters are plastic, hence why they take ages to break down. Cigarettes just suck in general.
@Ikajo
@Ikajo Жыл бұрын
I have so many reasons why I just hate smokers. Sure, not all of them are bad, but way too many are just assholes about it. Including smoking where they are not allowed. As an asthmatic, it is very annoying.
@SuntopKinseeker
@SuntopKinseeker Жыл бұрын
4:06 to 4:20 the Chaotic discovery about "gift" vs "tip" was the moment Lexi discovers how to take care of service workers! *Yes money given as a gift is not subject to taxatiuon.*
@rustythecrown9317
@rustythecrown9317 Жыл бұрын
Is it subject to douche baggery of the rest of the staff and management though?.
@freemysoul123
@freemysoul123 Жыл бұрын
@@rustythecrown9317 Rule of thumb if you can, give it to them in person so they place it in a pocket and make sure to tell them it's not a tip but a gift for their service this way it can't be taken by their manager to be split between workers (Note: Anyone working in food or tip service make sure to look up your local and national laws on it as in most places it's illegal to take tips from you.)
@rustythecrown9317
@rustythecrown9317 Жыл бұрын
@@freemysoul123 as it should be... these peeps go through enough garbage without that crap going on.
@prismpawsstudios5154
@prismpawsstudios5154 Жыл бұрын
Thats bc she *is* chaotic good
@Alverant
@Alverant Жыл бұрын
Taxation isn't theft. It's what you pay to live in civilization. If someone really thinks it's theft, they should move to Somalia or a place without a functioning government.
@Dtr146
@Dtr146 Жыл бұрын
My sister was playing Fortnite. Randomly joined up in a squad with a guy and they started talking about life for some reason. She mentioned about how her ex-husband tried to take her daughter and leave back before he left. She told him everything she knew about him and what state she believed he lived in at the moment. Guy was like hey I know x biker gang because my brother is in a biker gang. One thing led to another and then 5 days later she gets a video of a biker gang confronting her ex-husband and beating the ever-loving shit out of him in front of a bar.
@rustythecrown9317
@rustythecrown9317 Жыл бұрын
That's chaotic very good. However I can see this going horribly wrong.
@juancr4713
@juancr4713 Жыл бұрын
Bad to the bone
@Dtr146
@Dtr146 Жыл бұрын
@@rustythecrown9317 nope he couldn't go to the cops. He owes back child support
@rustythecrown9317
@rustythecrown9317 Жыл бұрын
@@Dtr146 never mentioned the cops... was more thinking they might have murdered the guy and everyone would be fkd. because she could have been lying... not the first time a woman has lied to the world about her man... ever hear of Amber Turd?.
@stupid_jokester2096
@stupid_jokester2096 7 ай бұрын
HOLY SHIT.
@imasstraightasacircle2347
@imasstraightasacircle2347 Жыл бұрын
Cigarette butts are incredibly dangerous to animals, so I completely agree with that neighbor. Chances are they had brought it up with him before if multiple neighbors spoke about it before they made that decision.
@jackuzi8252
@jackuzi8252 Жыл бұрын
And after all, they're just returning his property to him. He should be grateful.
@maris7457
@maris7457 Жыл бұрын
yup. and unsupervised children could try to eat them and get sick too
@byronday8696
@byronday8696 Жыл бұрын
Plus many filters in them are plastic... I don't understand the current obsession with plastic in something you breathe in.
@hicknopunk
@hicknopunk Жыл бұрын
In Japan, at least in the 90s, if the store worker had to leave, they would leave cash in a tray. You would put your money in another tray, make yourself change and leave. If I could tear off an identifying piece of packaging, I'd leave that in the tray too, so they know what was purchased.
@tin08290
@tin08290 Жыл бұрын
Yeah well Japan has places for umbrellas that you can borrow and people actually put them back, the honor system is real y'all
@hicknopunk
@hicknopunk Жыл бұрын
@@tin08290 yes, I saw those too in shopping districts. I really loved how safe I felt as a single female backpacking across the mainland. I felt really, really safe at almost all times.
@HappilyHomicidalHooligan
@HappilyHomicidalHooligan Жыл бұрын
@@tin08290 And pray you NEVER get caught violating the Honor System... I've heard the penalties are NOT pleasant...or survivable sometimes...
@alexblackmore7744
@alexblackmore7744 Жыл бұрын
3:17 they arrested him for breaking and entering, not for theft. He apparently broke a panel on the door to gain access to the store. Damage costs were quoted at $800 and there was a Walgreens just north of the store that also sold cigarettes and was open 24hrs so he could have just gone there instead.
@TheLexikitty
@TheLexikitty Жыл бұрын
okay that’s fair
@wizardsuth
@wizardsuth Жыл бұрын
Which does not imply that breaking into a store to get cigarettes would have been justified if there were nowhere else to get them. Maybe to get water if you were dying of thirst, or bread to feed your starving family, but not cigarettes.
@VoidHxnter
@VoidHxnter Жыл бұрын
@@wizardsuth Withdrawal can get you really sick, so it's understandable if you all of a sudden lose your source of it. But if there was a Walgreens nearby, then yeah no.
@timburlingame5893
@timburlingame5893 Жыл бұрын
You're wrong on two points here: 1, The man was arrested because he broke into a private building. And 2, if you see someone stealing food, diapers, baby formula, medicine, or any other NECESSARY ITEMS, no you didn't.
@alchemysaga3745
@alchemysaga3745 Жыл бұрын
I think what she means is that if he didn't cause any damage to the building, paid the actual price for the items, and left without taking anything else, it feels a bit like the arrest ultimately costs everyone (including the shop owner!) more than the 'crime' did. Lexi may be applying the logic that comes from growing up in the rural or even semi-rural areas, where many shops will leave the shop door open and either record the shop or just... rely on neighbors, but basically ran on an honor system. You get what you need, put the money in a box or on the counter, and leave. So looking at that case from the perspective of someone who saw stuff like that, it does feel like a waste sometimes for crimes like that.
@TheLexikitty
@TheLexikitty Жыл бұрын
@@alchemysaga3745 this right here
@emuboa
@emuboa Жыл бұрын
@@TheLexikitty 17 seconds ago
@Rachellllll666
@Rachellllll666 Жыл бұрын
For 1 I agree with the other long comment, but for 2 I agree with you except just don’t steal from small businesses ever, steal from the big ones
@joshuagraham1800
@joshuagraham1800 Жыл бұрын
@@alchemysaga3745 'she'?
@elaexplorer
@elaexplorer Жыл бұрын
I was in Walmart last month and an older lady was getting food at the self checkout in front of me. She was getting clearanced items that were about to expire. She had her coat drapped over the basket and was tucking a few under the coat. Look if grandma needs to steal some clearanced food, I'm not saying anything. Especially cause it's Walmart.
@blueaccelerator2674
@blueaccelerator2674 Жыл бұрын
Exactly. Always steal from big stores.
@Nealiousgayus
@Nealiousgayus Жыл бұрын
Agreed, even in training videos it says all we can do is ask if they need help, if you say 'no, im good there's nothing more we can do unless we get a manager involved, most will not.
@gotyourballsinabag
@gotyourballsinabag Жыл бұрын
Man, hearing Lexi's voice is just what I needed after having a rough day, and combined with everyone's effort in this video... Thank you all, Emkay team! ILY
@mozarellapizzarero
@mozarellapizzarero Жыл бұрын
😌🤝
@Thebestbobbyboy
@Thebestbobbyboy Жыл бұрын
Shut up bot
@viscountrainbows2857
@viscountrainbows2857 Жыл бұрын
I just woke up and Lexi hits better than coffee
@MadSwede87
@MadSwede87 Жыл бұрын
same thing, after seeing this i feel better
@TheLexikitty
@TheLexikitty Жыл бұрын
Have a better day
@SANTINO95s
@SANTINO95s Жыл бұрын
6:05 there also a biker gang named B.A.C.A (bikers against child abuse) that goes to the child who's getting abused house and stays with him/her through the night and protects them and goes to court with them
@alchemysaga3745
@alchemysaga3745 Жыл бұрын
You left out that they make the children honorary gang members! They get a vest/jacket with patches, pins, symbols, the whole thing! They often do activities with the children, as well. They also usually stay in touch with the children, and will often come back out to keep a vigil if the child calls them because they're scared that their abuser will somehow get to them; whether during the initial process, while the abuser is in jail, or even if the abuser gets out. As for going to court with them? They don't just go with them to the court room- whenever it is possible, they show up in a group, not just individual members. Why? So they can form a wall between the victim(s) and the abuser so the child doesn'thave to see their abuser if they don't want to, _and so the child doesn't have to worry about their abuser seeing them_ during the hearing when possible. If they can't, they will still form a wall or guard atound the child as they enter and leave the courtroom, just so the child has the autonomy of whether or not they have to see OR _be seen_ by their abuser. The group itself also works as a form of reintegration for the gang members, who are often people who were just released from jail. They have one real, major rule to be considered for membership: _No abuse charges,_ including sexual assault or harassment, or animal abuse charges. Getting into barfights, theft, etc? As long as you can prove you are trying to stay clean, they'll usually let you join in some capacity.
@sylverscale
@sylverscale Жыл бұрын
I love both of those biker gangs. They are doing good and are breaking stereotypes. Total win-win.
@tin08290
@tin08290 Жыл бұрын
@@sylverscale well the strong must protect the meek
@jacaredosvudu1638
@jacaredosvudu1638 Жыл бұрын
So that Jackass movie with the grandpa was true about that?
@alchemysaga3745
@alchemysaga3745 Жыл бұрын
@@tin08290 I think saying the strong should protect the vulnerable is the better phrasing- both weak and meek seem to (in modern society at least) carry the implication that the protected party "not standing up for themself" is the result of a personal flaw. Far more often, the 'strong' is someone who has advantages the protected party simply doesn't have- which can absolutely include 'scary privilege' as in the case of bikers.
@vanguardslim777
@vanguardslim777 Жыл бұрын
The cat replacing the earphone cable with a snake makes me wonder if they think we just have a 2 headed snake placed in our ears for some reason.
@Bacteriophagebs
@Bacteriophagebs Жыл бұрын
I have a cat who will relentlessly attack oxygen tubing. Relatives who use medical oxygen just can't visit at all. But since the only relatives I have who use oxygen are assholes, that's perfectly fine by me.
@alexisgrunden1556
@alexisgrunden1556 Жыл бұрын
"I _really_ don't get why you're putting the bitey meat-noodles in your ears? I thought they would hurt you, so I killed it for you. But then you got upset, and the weird skinny bite-noodles seem to make you happy, so...here. Fixing what I broke. I still think you're completely INSANE, but you're _my_ lunatic." ~that kitten, probably
@remithendenby6249
@remithendenby6249 Жыл бұрын
@@alexisgrunden1556 I love this, thank you
@Boundwithflame23
@Boundwithflame23 Жыл бұрын
@@Bacteriophagebs Clever kitty figuring out the best solution for keeping those ahole relatives away. XD
@deserthare1
@deserthare1 Жыл бұрын
So apparently there is old footage of at least one case where Billie Joe Armstrong did this, and he did not just jump into the crowd he jump kicked the guy in the head. Effing Legend.
@deadb0ob
@deadb0ob Жыл бұрын
Fuckin swear man does shit I wish I could do. I've always wanted to dropkick some deserving mf and your here telling me he did it more than once.
@ArcanineEspeon
@ArcanineEspeon Жыл бұрын
Yep, that's the one the video talked about
@christopherstory514
@christopherstory514 Жыл бұрын
The wisdom of Lexi: "Do a bad thing, a bad thing might happen."
@isisross4516
@isisross4516 Жыл бұрын
That last one took me on a rollercoaster ride if emotions. From "aw, that's so sad" to "No! How could you?" to "aww, how sweet...I forgot what this category was, I should have expected this". Great way to end the video
@dtly50
@dtly50 Жыл бұрын
I'd like to introduce a term chaotic bi-neutral. A chaotic thing done for a good cause with bad methods. Not to be mistaken for chaotic anti-evil, a chaotic thing done for supposedly evil but with good methods.
@fumikagetokoyami3226
@fumikagetokoyami3226 Жыл бұрын
So would punting a cat off train tracks when a train is coming be chaotic bi-neutral or chaotic anti-evil?
@dtly50
@dtly50 Жыл бұрын
@@fumikagetokoyami3226 depends on the intent. If you wanted to save the cat, bi-neutral. If you wanted to kick the cat cause you thought it would be a funny and ended up saving it by accident, anti-evil. Or something. Things that are simultaneously on both side of the spectrum makes monkey brains hurt, definitions or no.
@fumikagetokoyami3226
@fumikagetokoyami3226 Жыл бұрын
@@dtly50 it's to save the cat
@dtly50
@dtly50 Жыл бұрын
@@fumikagetokoyami3226 Bi neutral then. Anti-evil indicates evil so stupid it does good by mistake. Bi-neutrals do good, but also quite abit of evil that they are quite aware they are doing to do good, but either can't be bothered or find the evil way practical.
@SilverAceOfSpades
@SilverAceOfSpades Жыл бұрын
​@@fumikagetokoyami3226 bi-neutral
@finn_in_the_bin5263
@finn_in_the_bin5263 Жыл бұрын
Here's the thing on the cigs lexi- its normal where I live and grew up too, but that doesn't make it any less serious. It's not just non-biodegradable, it's not just materials that are indigestible to fauna, it's all that AFTER being filled with toxic chemicals as well. It's arguably one of the worst forms of common litter
@AlphaBookZ
@AlphaBookZ Жыл бұрын
I particularly like the last one because I think about how wholesome criminals can be, like dude that was genius!
@Coolbond2
@Coolbond2 Жыл бұрын
Im 99% sure its not real at all, feels like a joke setup and i have seen it on r/funny more times than i can count.
@AlphaBookZ
@AlphaBookZ Жыл бұрын
@@Coolbond2 shhh let me enjoy the wholesome
@gotyourballsinabag
@gotyourballsinabag Жыл бұрын
Is that Apollo I see?
@537zun4
@537zun4 Жыл бұрын
Lexy: "I don´t know why people are afraid of arabic language, its pretty." So its not only me thinking they are someway like letters but in cute?
@rustythecrown9317
@rustythecrown9317 Жыл бұрын
maybe the link to terrorism is the issue.
@537zun4
@537zun4 Жыл бұрын
@@rustythecrown9317 which link? I am european if you say terrorists I think of white dudes like the IRA or the raf back at my country.
@antidotebrain69
@antidotebrain69 Жыл бұрын
@@rustythecrown9317 i was 6 when 9/11 happened. I grew up with the paranoia culture and security measures that are still being used in airports today. My dad served in Kuwait and Iraq. It's definitely a leftover of the War on Terror. My dad still has definite paranoia around Arabs and people who practice Islam. Personally I'm not that way. I understood that mentality being prevalent in Israel when I visited last year but I think we should move on. You can't paint an entire group evil for the actions of a few forever.
@clonecommandermike332
@clonecommandermike332 Жыл бұрын
@@antidotebrain69 Unfortunately that's how stereotypes work.
@Just_a_commenter
@Just_a_commenter Жыл бұрын
Midway through the week, a little low on energy, so some chaotic hood narrated by Lexi sounds like a good vibe. :D
@gotyourballsinabag
@gotyourballsinabag Жыл бұрын
Same here, hope ur days getting better later mate :)
@Just_a_commenter
@Just_a_commenter Жыл бұрын
@@gotyourballsinabag cheers! Today may have been trying for you, but here's to hoping tomorrow is better!
@superwhatevergamin9634
@superwhatevergamin9634 Жыл бұрын
"Chaotic Hood." Me and the bois rolling up to be chaotic and vibe. Don't correct it. This is a certified hood classic now.
@Just_a_commenter
@Just_a_commenter Жыл бұрын
@@superwhatevergamin9634 so be it, I will leave it as is. I need to have a coffee before commenting in the morning... Or use a keyboard instead of my phone. Lol
@tazzerooski
@tazzerooski Жыл бұрын
NOBODY ELSE LIKE THIS COMMENT, LET IT STAY PERFECT
@TheKeller101
@TheKeller101 Жыл бұрын
I can only imagine that the burglar that shaved the cat must have had severe OCD and saw the cat outside one day.
@Your_Casual_Corvid_Kosmo
@Your_Casual_Corvid_Kosmo Жыл бұрын
"Now, (for assumingly legality/work reasons) I can't condone this, but-" is a very good way of responding to chaotic good/neutral posts lol
@evorathesylvurr
@evorathesylvurr Жыл бұрын
The HILARIOUS thing about the "Fake" Doctor in Kenya (8:35) is... 1) He preformed 9 total surgeries. 2) The surgery he failed was on a pregnant woman with extreme health conditions that made the birth process a huge risk for both mom and baby. No one thought either would make it, IIRC. 3) He *saved the baby*. The mother died. 4) The medical association in Kenya was like "give him the proper training!!! he clearly knows wtf hes doing" 5) When he went back to his family, they were confused as to why he was being punished. Keep in mind I'm trying to remember an article I read about a year ago I think, but like.
@girl1213
@girl1213 Жыл бұрын
"Out running Princess Diana" She wouldn't send anyone to the Tower if they beat her in a race. That wasn't her style
@Dtr146
@Dtr146 Жыл бұрын
My brother-in-law likes to rib me about my weight all the time. But over the past 6 months I hope lost just over 50 lb closer to 60. The other day me and him were talking and he said verbatim. "If you lose any more weight I won't be able to call you fat boy anymore." I don't think I've ever had better motivation from anybody.
@HappilyHomicidalHooligan
@HappilyHomicidalHooligan Жыл бұрын
Nah, he'll just start calling you Stickboy or Beanpole or something... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣
@zorenflame3007
@zorenflame3007 Жыл бұрын
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan that is the job of a brother, no mater if it is in-law or not
@HappilyHomicidalHooligan
@HappilyHomicidalHooligan Жыл бұрын
@@zorenflame3007 True... It's the Job of good friends too... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣
@ascrinkleyfellow
@ascrinkleyfellow Жыл бұрын
I disagree with both of you, if your FAMILY member is literally making fun of you for your appearance you a. tell them and discuss why this harms you, and hopefully they see their errors and choose to change, making it so you now have a healthy- *HEALTHY* relationship, or- b. Tell them and discuss why this harms you, and if they choose to continue making fun of you and potentially make fun of you for *_having feelings_* avoid contact and leave. If they're not going to treat you nice, why talk to an asshole??
@zorenflame3007
@zorenflame3007 Жыл бұрын
@@ascrinkleyfellow there is a differens betvin making fun of someone and bullyng someone. But it all comes doen to if all party's understend that it is just joke's and not ment to hurt someone's feelings
@Talestale
@Talestale Жыл бұрын
Yes Bart actually did that he is the definition of chaotic good. He will help ANYONE but do it in the most funny and/or evil way possible
@uafgames9061
@uafgames9061 Жыл бұрын
5:29 ish, How I interpreted the story was that the neighbors DID try to talk to OP about the cigarette butts. The part where it said the neighbors discussed the issue sounds like they went directly to the source of the issue and tried talking to OP, but either OP shot them down or faked being understanding only to turn around and continue littering.
@rustythecrown9317
@rustythecrown9317 Жыл бұрын
each butt is a 500 dollar fine. see if they litter anymore then.
@SarahAbramova
@SarahAbramova Жыл бұрын
He basically put her in a cage of fear just to find her parents lol
@ODSTD56
@ODSTD56 Жыл бұрын
3:02 "I don't know why they arrested him." He...he broke into a gas station. Just because he payed doesn't mean he can just break into something to get it. He was most likely arrested for breaking and entering and/or tresspassing
@denverarnold6210
@denverarnold6210 Жыл бұрын
He's a man of fish, tape, and sheer goddamn will.
@trishapellis
@trishapellis Жыл бұрын
About the fake doctor... He performed 8 *successful* surgeries. How many surgeries did he perform... in total...?
@UltraCenterHQ
@UltraCenterHQ Жыл бұрын
15
@bombdotcom2168
@bombdotcom2168 Жыл бұрын
The dog sneaking out of it's kennel to comfort crying puppies one made my heart melt-
@Taprunner
@Taprunner Жыл бұрын
Friendly reminder to please never flick cigarette butts on the ground ( so not the sidewalk, not the gutter) because 1. cigarette filters contain microplastics and 2. the toxic substances that didn't enter your lungs or the smoke are still in there, slowly leaking into the ground water
@guien7492
@guien7492 Жыл бұрын
Some people in my family are anti-Arabic, so when I got the opportunity to meet some Iranian refugees and found them to be incredibly kind and welcoming, I had one of them translate a phrase about love and got it tattooed on my arm. Now, whenever one of my family members asks if the tattoo is in Arabic, I say, "No, it's in Farsi" (Which is one of the many Arabic languages)
@Jwsponky
@Jwsponky 7 ай бұрын
Congratulations I suppose?.. You scarred your body with what looks like cursive's drunken brother...
@tetrawaffle337
@tetrawaffle337 5 ай бұрын
@Jwsponky no one cares about your opinion dude
@Jwsponky
@Jwsponky 5 ай бұрын
@@tetrawaffle337 And I am meant to care about your lack of care?
@tttITA10
@tttITA10 Жыл бұрын
5:58 - Lexy litterally just volunteered to be the hacker sidekick of that gang. I though this archetype only existed in movies.
@NitroCodes
@NitroCodes Жыл бұрын
The story at 11:36 is the essence of what chaotic goodness is. Quite heartwarming as well.
@anonymouswind1
@anonymouswind1 Жыл бұрын
Something similar happened when I went to a Good Charlotte concert. There was a mosh pit going on that was dragging unwilling people into it. They stopped the concert and yelled at the people who started it and forcing people to join.
@janesullivan692
@janesullivan692 Жыл бұрын
Was the concert at Hogsmeade?
@alrecks619
@alrecks619 Жыл бұрын
seems that Robin is taking a backseat that there are more Jack and Lexi uploads.
@trishapellis
@trishapellis Жыл бұрын
He's burnt out because they only give him subreddits that make him angry nowadays
@svkona
@svkona Жыл бұрын
petition to give robin r/blessedmemes, he needs it
@nonbinarygaymer
@nonbinarygaymer Жыл бұрын
@@svkona I second this...Angry Robin scares me...
@Mysinginghuman
@Mysinginghuman Жыл бұрын
Bruh like half of these things were chaotic evil, rather than chaotic good
@JadianRadiator
@JadianRadiator Жыл бұрын
3:12 Paying only covers taking the cigarettes. Breaking in was still a crime.
@SunEater0
@SunEater0 Жыл бұрын
My dog likes to pick up anything he can fit in his mouth while we’re walking, particularly garbage. He’s tried to eat so many of my neighbor’s discarded cigarette butts it’s made me, a guy whose anxiety is so bad I can’t even go near my front door without a flu mask and hoodie on, want to bang on his door, scream at him, and throw the cigarette butts as hard as I can at his face. Props to the person who dumped the bag of them back onto that porch. Wish I had the guts to do something similar!! Edit; for clarification, it would be much less of a problem if he wouldn’t intentionally drop them directly outside my front door/where I take my dog to go potty. He doesn’t get along with my mother so that’s his way of messing with us.
@leevine2929
@leevine2929 Жыл бұрын
the Italian gentleman one is a very old joke thats been doing the rounds for years but still very funny
@jinxshadow5218
@jinxshadow5218 Жыл бұрын
Littering cigarette butts is actually a big problem. Because as soon as it rains, they start dissolving and poisoning the ground water.
@limbo2433
@limbo2433 Жыл бұрын
r/chaoticgood narrated by the most chaotic good person I know? Perfection
@nik_nikkii
@nik_nikkii Жыл бұрын
7:27 and this is why green day will always hold a place in my heart.
@aaronalkor
@aaronalkor Жыл бұрын
8:00 Now it makes sense why Rick chose Green Day as Thalia's favorite band Rick = Rick Riordan; Thalia= Thalia Grace
@lazypercel5422
@lazypercel5422 Жыл бұрын
Isnt that obvious? when your send a banana with drawings on it, They starts to make arguable quantum physics theories about how did those art grew on the banana, also know as Chaos Of 6 Year Olds
@ukuleleellie4229
@ukuleleellie4229 Жыл бұрын
as someone from the city of Gainesville I was legit SHOCKED to hear my town get mentioned by Lexi at 2:25! also, even more so when she said she’s from around here??? it doesn’t get mentioned too much so even seeing That One Tweet™️ in an Emkay vid totally by chance was a surprise!
@leerylapine3728
@leerylapine3728 Жыл бұрын
Getting really tired of the mentality at 4:30 where it's "Good" to steal from a retail store, even it's a super corporations like walmart. What happens when you steal from the store is that the higher ups eat the cost with insurance, they will see that the store has lost a certain amount of money and then they take the hours of the employees to make up for the loss even if they do get all the money back. All stealing from the store does is hurt the people who work there (probably at minimum wage too) by reducing the amount of hours they get to work.
@otapic
@otapic Жыл бұрын
The cigarette flicking thing isn't just literring, it's a fire hazard. Imagine if some lowlife flicked a lit cigarette bud into some neighbor's bush and the whole neighborhood catches on fire
@Impishartistry
@Impishartistry Жыл бұрын
Lexi, you make my days so much better, thank you
@rowanedmunds7574
@rowanedmunds7574 Жыл бұрын
In the last case I see a few possibilities. The first is that he explained his dilemma to a sympathetic prison officer or cop or ex-cop and they helped him get the effect he wanted. The second possibility is that the officers didn't want the old man to find bodies with no warning, as a guy who was warned not to move them is less likely to do something unpredictable to ruin evidence than someone in a panic who happened to find bodies. The third option is that there is a law against stopping letters even if they are allowed to read them so long as there is nothing illegal about the content of the letter in question. I know such a law exists in a number of countries
@LinkTheFusky
@LinkTheFusky Жыл бұрын
my best friend got £6000 off his parents for "straight conversion therapy" he went to university, changed his last name and hes never seen them since edit: shhhh (i gave him the idea subtly but legally i don't condone stealing £600 from your parents and for legal reasons mentioned it as a joke)
@rustythecrown9317
@rustythecrown9317 Жыл бұрын
they don't sound much like parents to me... they deserve the loss... both money and kid.
@LinkTheFusky
@LinkTheFusky Жыл бұрын
@@rustythecrown9317 they were monsters they beat him constantly for being gay and threw him out the house to live with his uncle they hacked his Facebook found my name and knocked on my door looking for him had to threaten his dad with police till he left
@rustythecrown9317
@rustythecrown9317 Жыл бұрын
@@LinkTheFusky Seems the parents need a midnight visit.
@Waskomsause
@Waskomsause Жыл бұрын
@@LinkTheFusky Glad he's out of that, it's awful to see this kind of thing happen to people...
@philippak7726
@philippak7726 Жыл бұрын
other people have mentioned the harms of cigbutts but I feel like I need to add my own comment here: My flatmate discovered a sudden epidemic of butts in our back yard one year, particular note has to be made of the fact that it was a particularly dry and hot summer, and we had trees that shed dry leaves. I discovered by accident it was a neighbour flicking them into our yard... STILL LIT. we knew they were often still lit as they mostly had ash trails, but hadn't known where they were coming from. I collected as many as possible and put them in what I thought was the right mailbox. Turns out I was wrong, but the person was the head of the body-corp of the block of flats (think HOA but sliiiiightly less... evil?) and they helped us crack down on the person who it was. The person who it was wanted to claim it was a guest in their house rather than a resident, but the fact that we had so many kind of showed that they were there almost constantly. They kinda kept it up... but they also didn't get their lease renewed.
@DirkPittNCC1701
@DirkPittNCC1701 Жыл бұрын
3:55 one thing i know about grafitti is that if there is already something nice on it then there wont be anything sprayed over (most of the times dont count on me) there was a power traffo in my village theese thing are usually completly covered in symbols and whatnot but in our case some landscape had been painted on by a professional (wich most of the time just means he got hired insteat of doing it illegal) nothing to special but nice looking and in at least 15 years of observation (my way to school so i passed it dayly) noone ever ruined it until 2 years ago the maintnace crew (probably or someone that didnt tok a look at it) hat it repainted but in the time there had been theese landscapes there was no other grafitti (also sorry for my bad grammar)
@Gryphon1-1
@Gryphon1-1 Жыл бұрын
11:30 *You have provoked a gang war.* You picked the wrong fool, fool!
@codyjordan8722
@codyjordan8722 Жыл бұрын
that green day story is the most possitive hard rock attitude story i have ever heard
@daa5865
@daa5865 Жыл бұрын
0:01 I think it's probably because the other kids also wanted painted bananas after they saw the boy had them
@rustythecrown9317
@rustythecrown9317 Жыл бұрын
Teacher needs a talking to.
@deusexmachina8984
@deusexmachina8984 Жыл бұрын
rescue ink does so much good, iirc they had a tv show showing their good deeds too!
@dragonspirit996
@dragonspirit996 7 ай бұрын
In case no one has mentioned it, while cigarettes disintegrate well sometimes, the big problem with littering them is they are toxic to many animals and plants, which means a significant amount of littering of cigarette butts in an area is harmful to the environment ^^ This can be true of a lot of man-made products, same reason why you don't want to dump fertilizers, in high quantites they can cause algal blooms in waterways that remove oxygen from the water and strangle life in the water.
@whatismyname2070
@whatismyname2070 Жыл бұрын
11:09 as someone who has seen all episodes and needs to touch grass, this isn't in any episodes
@allpowerful5401
@allpowerful5401 Жыл бұрын
Conversion therapy should be illegal. JUST ACCEPT THE GAY! ITS NOT HARD.
@Minedub76
@Minedub76 Жыл бұрын
This makes me think of the 2 friends I have, one of them recently got into the furry fandom, and the other just won’t accept him even though he’s still the exact same person.
@CyanFox_Official
@CyanFox_Official Жыл бұрын
0:50 If that child had been my sister, *she would have loved it.*
@itsOasus
@itsOasus Жыл бұрын
There's no way that last one is real. I'm with Lexi, they would have 100% withheld that letter and any other letter in the future.
@IcyKitty
@IcyKitty Жыл бұрын
the little girl COD story made me have to stop and laugh HARD
@JainaBelbin
@JainaBelbin Жыл бұрын
My family tips like that. And we go the extra mile to hunt down the waiter/waitress to put the money directly in their hands to avoid another server from lifting it.
@deejdarkstar
@deejdarkstar Жыл бұрын
Lexi is my favorite voiceover artist on the channel
@reesewhittington6778
@reesewhittington6778 Жыл бұрын
0:26 It'd be an asshole move, but you could easily enforce this by holding the kids grades for ransom.
@godowskygodowsky1155
@godowskygodowsky1155 Жыл бұрын
0:18 The school can't stop the woman from drawing on bananas, but they can certainly tell the boy that he can't bring decorated bananas to school if it's causing a disturbance in the classroom. I don't see what the arrogance is here. Teachers need decorum to be able to do their job, and judging by how the mother is complying, they were probably polite about it. The post was likely made in jest, and the use of the word "ban" was simply hyperbole.
@monke7919
@monke7919 7 ай бұрын
Id say if you can successfully pull off 8 surgeries as a fake doctor then the moment you get out of jail you should apply for medical school and try to become a real Dr because evidently you have a talent
@GabeRave2
@GabeRave2 Жыл бұрын
HAHAHA, I am a Conversative Republican but I love watching your videos. I've never heard "Red Hat Brigade", so funny. Gonna steal that from you. 7:00
@Steve_Hickman
@Steve_Hickman Жыл бұрын
Amazing how people flip their lids whenever they see anything written in Arabic, but don't realize the numerical system we all use is derived from Arabic. Ironic, isn't it?
@rustythecrown9317
@rustythecrown9317 Жыл бұрын
Yup , but when they see pics of terrorists on the news they see arabic on the bad guys flags.
@the_really_blobfish
@the_really_blobfish Жыл бұрын
4:00 in the netherlands we have a bridge with grafity art that was made by artists paid by the government
@kodi3284
@kodi3284 Жыл бұрын
5:14 cigarette butts are extremely harmful to local environments and local animals (including pets), the paper might disintegrate but the tar and tobacco could kill your dog/cat/bird/squirrel/ect. if consumed and could pollute local water sources if it washes into drains. Please put your cigarette butts in a empty milk jug filled halfway with water and dispose of it in your trashcan
@PeterCaptainObvious
@PeterCaptainObvious Жыл бұрын
The teacher probably thought it was nice, but the fact it was banned was probably more the parents of the children who didn't get a painted banana complaining to the teacher
@icedmochalatte2559
@icedmochalatte2559 Жыл бұрын
*grandkids ask me whats my best memory* "I once got beat up by THE Billie Joe Armstrong"
@icedmochalatte2559
@icedmochalatte2559 Жыл бұрын
*they then ask who that is*
@AquaMidget
@AquaMidget Жыл бұрын
honestly if the dude performed 8 successful surgeries they shouldn't be arresting him but giving him a doctor's license
@gabrielsfilms2086
@gabrielsfilms2086 Жыл бұрын
10:50 nice breaking in!
@V0X9652
@V0X9652 Жыл бұрын
At 6:22 this was one of the most hilarious things to happen to the Ohio employment system. My father (a pharmacist) had seen several co-workers of his on the brink of losing their job be saved because their boss couldn't do ANYTHING about it:3
@darrylferguson3622
@darrylferguson3622 Жыл бұрын
0:39 the teacher should have pointed out they were worried about kids licking the paint, but the class disturbance point seems redundant
@rustythecrown9317
@rustythecrown9317 Жыл бұрын
ikr , has there ever been a class of small kids that's not got a disturbance issue at sometime or another?. teacher trying to flex.
@ProudVet-Russ
@ProudVet-Russ 7 ай бұрын
please tell me the guy that PAID FOR CIGARETS was let go. what a waste of tax payer dollars.
@Ilix42
@Ilix42 Жыл бұрын
As a software engineer, I’m afraid of any language that isn’t basic left to right… :(
@dombomb64
@dombomb64 Жыл бұрын
8:50 “I’m getting upset, Jeremy!”
@50shadesofmidnight
@50shadesofmidnight Жыл бұрын
Arabic is actually very easy to read once you know the sounds of the letters. There's half as many letters in the language than in the English alphabet. *Understanding what you're reading is the hard part*
@Jwsponky
@Jwsponky 7 ай бұрын
...I shall take your word for it stranger. I maintain Arabic looks like cursive's drunken brother and so I dislike it on principle.
@thundergamergd
@thundergamergd 7 ай бұрын
2:57 its most likely he didn't show his age, i work at a small supermarket and im supposed to ask for an id to check if they are 21 when people buy cigarettes but usualy they either look ancient or are frequently there so we just don't care. But in this case the police most likely did care. Also you shouldn't break into anything.
@bugsarecool345
@bugsarecool345 Жыл бұрын
5:50 not a big biker but I am a tall-ish goth girl and often told I’m intimidating,but last my mom and I took in two pups that we found on the side of road they weren’t in a good household you could tell just by looking at them.we got them Micro chipped and all of the shots that they needed, I know it’s not the same but I’m proud of myself for that story :]
@bengonzalez3109
@bengonzalez3109 Жыл бұрын
3:02 I guess they arrested him for breaking and entering or trespassing.
@Raymond_Girini
@Raymond_Girini Жыл бұрын
I have heard of stories of inmates sending letters with incriminating evidence and what they do is make a copy and let it go because whoever they're writing the letter to is probably an accomplice and they want to see how they react
@darcraven01
@darcraven01 Жыл бұрын
0:35 yeah i agree with you.. how are they supposed to enforce that ban? what are they going to do? take the banana away? 1) you're stealing a kids food and (2) you're preventing a kid from eating healthy.. pretty sure the first is illegal and the second is immoral. if not that then what? how would they enforce a ban?
@Tk-nf2xd
@Tk-nf2xd Жыл бұрын
Well I'm no lawyer but I think schools have the right to take the banana until the end of the day Like phones in class If I'm correct, it's well within their rights to ban at least the kid from bringing the bananas And I think that this woman was over exaggerating
@higherground9888
@higherground9888 7 ай бұрын
Wasn't that Kenyan person actually a Doctor who lost his license?
@superwhatevergamin9634
@superwhatevergamin9634 Жыл бұрын
Chaotic good is the most fun alignment.
@doneylopsy6296
@doneylopsy6296 Жыл бұрын
It's so rare to hear an Irish county on the internet for me anyways.
@masterofwriters4176
@masterofwriters4176 10 ай бұрын
3:33 parental instincts are powerful
@leeshajoi
@leeshajoi Жыл бұрын
The last story is a joke I've seen passed around for decades, even before the Internet was a thing.
@robertclark2253
@robertclark2253 Жыл бұрын
Saw the same sort of thing in an episode of BBC sitcom Porridge . During the episode Fletcher tells Godber this story "When I was in Maidstone prison my wife wrote to me complaining she couldn't dig the garden without my help I wrote her back telling her that's where I hid the jewelry from my last burglary . The police went to the house dug up the garden and found nothing . Then my wife planted a nice flower patch."
@jcmount1305
@jcmount1305 Жыл бұрын
It wasn't that long ago in a small town. The gas station small store was often unattended. Roll up, get gas buy some stuff, leave money on the counter. Nobody ever took anything.
@darkwolfag12
@darkwolfag12 Жыл бұрын
3:05 I can actually clarify, why this was bad for the person fo buy a pack of cigs after the shop of closed. 1. The biggest one is that he broke-in, which is trespassing. 2. He stole an item from the store. 3. Yes, technically he left money there. But the sale wasn't closed, nor did an employee take his money. On top of that fact its not clear whether or non the right amount was tendered.
@ellaminnowpea1999
@ellaminnowpea1999 Жыл бұрын
0:41 it’s less the teacher has jurisdiction to “ban” them, and more that they asked them to please not decorate them bc it’s disruptive
@Cassxowary
@Cassxowary Жыл бұрын
I love that last one, I remember it from ages ago too! I choose to believe it’s real like little kids believe in the magic of Disney 😂
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