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[@President_Starscream]

Cookie Monster is like a titan, he can't even digest the cookies, he's just murdering them.

[@KrwispyK]

...

[@42xeloR]

r/cursedcomments

[@goofy3421]

Attack on cookie monster Edit:thanks for highlighting my comment :D

[@ChonkedCat]

Kronos/Cronos

[@thelazivirtue]

it's disappointing to see that the reply section is filled with filthy casuals

[@giovannytorres1681]

Boys, Zach is back. Damien has to escape from the basement Robin locked him in.

[@codroby8201]

Yah, Robin put him in the basement, let's go with that.

[@tuffcookie1483]

@ZRRats uh oh

[@tacoman487]

Raid the house

[@HyrusLeVirus]

FBI OPEN UP

[@ghasttearguy2616]

@@tacoman487 share the loot mate!

[@ang2721]

"Aww little baby platypus" "Forbidden gummy bear" *"why?"*

[@megachonkr1392]

Simp

[@ang2721]

@@megachonkr1392 how am I a simp? I said what he said-

[@jakesouthern4050]

weird memes you don’t even know what that means

[@jakesouthern4050]

patricc cone head ikr

[@pooppooper9033]

patricc cone head I think that’s what makes you a simp. Idk, I might be wrong.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

7:55 "What did the German's ever do to you?" "Worst camp experience ever" Well I did n a z i that one coming

[@penguinflames707]

2 things 1. This comment is cursed like this subreddit 2. WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE I LOOK ON KZbin

[@Cody.357]

That was perfectly orchestrated.

[@alexabplanalp4455]

U n o r i g i n a l c o m m e n t

[@Razoor_]

why just why

[@omnomnom5359]

This made me GASp

[@crusaderanimation6967]

5:42 Spider man: I need adult Those girls: We are adult.

[@pr0blemch1ld334]

Spider-Man: I need a better adult-

[@stuff5757]

"Forbidden gummy bear....why?" Because it costs them 0 dollars to say that, and people like free things.

[@JudyCoxify]

They really do

[@idontknowitsallablur]

That was not a baby platypusl They are really born in eggs look it up

[@ok-bo8ml]

Jupiter river yeah, i think it was an echidna

[@ok-bo8ml]

Jupiter river, actually it doesn’t look like an echidna, it doesn’t look like any real animal at all that tbh

[@e711x4]

This is a capri sun for the vampires You stupid man

[@carefree808]

Day 3 of asking Zach to say "What's good homies, Zach is Back." Now that he's out of Robin's basement, the grind is back on.

[@elilackey7341]

Yes but Robin and Damien are trapped

[@balmain-i3e]

I showed my little brother the huge shotgun i bought yesterday. It blew his mind.

[@LPScarlex]

Big brain move

[@draggeddowngames1689]

captain clout not when he’s done

[@cezarcristiangheorghe997]

ThegreatestRacer broo...

[@saber-san543]

Did you finish your meal?

[@andrewbarden7672]

I bet after you tested if for him

[@aura8516]

4:36 "is there a kinky patch?" You know how dogs sniff and find a specific area to pee?..... I guess there is one huh?

[@genericegg7135]

0:38 "I'll take the left, you take tge right" *_Ding Dongs meet in the middle for a handshake_*

[@MYZS]

Cookie monster wouldn't do that omg he's always going on about how you shouldn't eat all the cookies and learn to share

[@thedemonthatchasedyouupyou1747]

Looks like somebody missed the joke.

[@johnytvhateaccount3323]

ThatOneEmoKid it’s literally a joke dumbass.

[@thedemonthatchasedyouupyou1747]

@@johnytvhateaccount3323 how does that translate to a joke?

[@MYZS]

@@thedemonthatchasedyouupyou1747 I've used very heavy sarcasm in my comment

[@thedemonthatchasedyouupyou1747]

@@MYZS oh. Srry mate. Sarcasm isn't as easy to catch if it's written lol dumbass me.

[@umchanbosaba8525]

I'm not even 10 seconds in and I'm like, "Pfffffttttt-"

[@worldsbestkiwi1097]

Amirite

[@wilbervalenteg.417]

I don't wanna sound oblivious but can you or someone tell me what happened to damien or why the person is always changing? I don't mind I'm just curious

[@racoonsisters3471]

@@wilbervalenteg.417 Damien left the channel because it was too much work for him. He has his own channel but I don't know the name. Because of Damien leaving the person who this channel belongs to uploaded a video to hire other readers. That's also why the person always changes, it's just different readers for the same channel. Hope this explains something

[@SkeleVeR]

x2

[@torchlightteutsch3327]

@Racoon sisters the channel name is Damian lee (sorry if I misspelled it)

[@Robyamdam]

I'm gonna make the pregnancy/ multiple genes one into a novel

[@Alex-yp7qs]

I can't wait to read it

[@miami1405]

I bet it would win Novel of the year

[@pooppooper9033]

It’ll get the No-vel prize (I hate myself)

[@cocoabeanzwantstopuzzle]

:O DO IT

[@Cody.357]

Gonna have a ton of signatures on the back like the constitution.

[@ceppoc]

The “baby platypus” is actually a sculpture, baby platypuses look like adult platypuses except small

[@saber-san543]

Sculpture? Tasted real tho

[@Ixe2077]

@@saber-san543 Bro I told you to save some for me 😡

[@saber-san543]

@@Ixe2077 you snooze you lose

[@inquisitorialcandidate-1237]

r/cursedcomments

[@gameswithpeachcord7498]

Now it’s a bigger gummy bear

[@snowman2116]

me: "i bet i can shoot more of them than you." friend: "dude, we're in a school.." me: "that's the point."

[@Hugowtum]

*kills every fat kid so this will be a double kill*

[@sirapple589]

3:51 “Balls deep in a squealing hog”. Hang on a second, they stole that from a Cards Against Humanity card! “Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.”

[@iris_glitchsl7157]

I had that card

[@elijahstieger7930]

I read this before watching this part and i got so confuzeld

[@revanruler6404]

why are we talking about former british PM david cameron

[@sirapple589]

Revan Ruler Hey! That pig was dead, it’s completely different!

[@revanruler6404]

@@sirapple589 riiiiiiight

[@Camel_snot]

This video is not cursed, it’s just from a different perspective

[@robloccnmeme969]

Your local KZbinr o.o

[@lore6488]

Technically the truth

[@SurmenianSoldier]

sun

[@gayzai5027]

r/cursedcomments

[@Cody.357]

The amount of people laughing at this is unnaturally cursed.

[@bilalahmed5714]

I wanted to make a dad joke, but they are all... gone

[@mt7680]

o

[@e711x4]

Hi (gone) my name is FBI

[@TotallyNotChill]

Just like all the children in my basement

[@e711x4]

Chill wait what ?????

[@e711x4]

I think we should pay you visit 😉😉

[@ShadowtheYouTuber523]

5:41 Whoever posted that comment probably thinks that he's a masochist. Edit: My comment was good enough to get pinned?? Wow! This is a first!

[@EmKay]

Omg is that Shadow the KZbinr. Omg is Shadow a beauty vlogger now. Omg I don't know what to say.

[@theflyingsandwich2586]

Holy crap it’s shadow the youtuber who did a collab with Phil swift and he’s Sonics rival Most importantly you supply me with that sweet lesbian kiss gif

[@ShadowtheYouTuber523]

What?! Beauty vlogger?!

[@ShadowtheYouTuber523]

@@theflyingsandwich2586 well I have teamed up with Sonic a few times so... Not really his rival, at least since Sonic 06?

[@theflyingsandwich2586]

Divine Parker bruh i beat my meat to my cat

[@Lebguin]

13:03 They are called trap jaw spiders and use those arms as an extra mouth. Imagine being its prey. You see the spider but it is kinda far away. You take off and feel safe but then its arms extend and yank you down into its snapping jaws.

[@theduck3961]

Technically, no adult is forbidden from eating gummies

[@enderteimant]

Day 2 of asking Zach to say "Don't do crack, my name is Zach" in the intro

[@bor_m9610]

EnderTeimant this is everything i would want

[@EmKay]

Day 2 of asking Zach to say "Ow..." Robin: What's up, Buddy? Zach: Man, I'm hurting... I'm hurting Bad. Robin: Where are you hurting. Where's the pain, Chump? Zach: Man, it's here... Right here... Robin: You mean, your back? Zach: Man, yeah... My name is Zach and can you Crack my Back? Robin: Sure thing, Old Pal.

[@WollyWoppers]

@@EmKay madlad

[@smolchub5384]

Madlad

[@aishrafiqi4187]

E

[@funnyhaha1740]

People says these are cursed comments but I don’t see a witch so it’s technically these are just weirdly horrible comments

[@President_Starscream]

*sigh* I GUESS!

[@saun.4720]

r/cursedcomments

[@verhexenly]

Zion Fleming r/technicallythetruth

[@Grayvyboat]

FUUUUUUUU

[@swordmaster24681]

Lol, imma post this on reddit

[@crazywarriorscatfan9061]

1:44 Hitler wanted into an art school in Vienna (I'm not sure if it was Vienna) and they said no. So he grew up to have a mustache and a bad attitude

[@jasmineduran6731]

“You will address me by my husband’s rank.” “Ok Corpse.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

I guess he's a Corpse Husband.

[@Ace_Kaard]

"Please watch you language my son comes on here." 1. Why is she on there? 2. How does she know? Edit: Woah 150 likes im not those people that go "Oh ThatS alOt of LikeS" but this is the highest i've got in a day!

[@texugo_branco]

it's him. ''Daughter'' ''Son''.

[@assassin4440]

Hello kira

[@enderdragon-xp5kl]

Killer Queen already touched the like button

[@Amber7H]

1. probably because the parent is too stupid to say that they can't watch it, and instead, just says "dOn'T sWeAR" 2. probably because it's a helicopter parent

[@Cody.357]

She watches it with him.

[@arvindthegamer8944]

Instructions unclear: Gummy bear had fillings inside and was extra chewy

[@n0vag4ming]

NOOOOOOO

[@molepoke4956]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[@TheRatMusic]

You forgot to swollow it all at once didn't you?

[@theuniverse1158]

WHAT, WHAT THE FU-

[@TheRatMusic]

@Enrique Villa and leave out the flavor?

[@QH-173]

2:02 Zach, you pronounced “sigil” as “seagull,” when it’s actually pronounced “sidgell.”

[@kristiebrown1693]

Nobody gives a ####

[@beforeiamapersoniamamenace2024]

And let’s not forget coroner at 12:10

[@linearmetroidvania888]

Remember when Organization XIII could track Sora because he was wearing the recusant’s seagull?

[@mackaylacook148]

@@linearmetroidvania888 yo i remember playing as sora and roxas

[@wapitituch1992]

1:42 Tod Smith: Wait Shampoo can be used in 5 different ways Me a man of culture: It always has been

[@ebonimccain6988]

1:32 How has no one mentioned how crazy this music video was.

[@alonathecreator]

Berry And Platypus: Exist God: *I'M GONNA DO WHAT IS CONSIDERED A PRO GAMER MOVE*

[@latarshahall7618]

Starting of horrible ending horrible. At least we have some consistency.

[@latarshahall7618]

A heart from Robin. Finally life has meaning

[@degeneratewithasideoftidep6795]

11:15 Technically speaking they are the fleshlight of the sea, as dolphins use dead fish for self pleasure

[@notnottheslam-jamfrancisco9262]

Josiah Sepulveda unlesss you went to sea world

[@shyayneeaton1603]

I- oh my how do I unread that

[@yourmother3126]

Uhm , *how do I unread a sentence???*

[@menacingdawg]

Tihi

[@GGchannel1025]

6:48 Why would King Kong need condoms, he can't impregnate Tyrannosaurs.

[@MichaelCS146]

6:42 I have a leopard gecko and they actually do eat their shed. one day they're all white-ish and ashy looking, the next they're bright and vibrant with their colors. There's usually never any trace of the shed skin (you do have to check their little toes to make sure nothing got stuck). There are many theories about why they eat it, the most popular are so predators don't find it and/or bc it has nutritional value. It's really funny to watch though.

[@Takittack]

0:00 Phinias: Hey, wheres Perry? Me: On nom no- *wait what?*

[@slplssgr]

_why_

[@TanuSharma0705]

Just why...

[@TanuSharma0705]

r/why...justwhy

[@shade159]

You have absorbed the powers of the forbidden gummy bear.

[@jeanlessisjeanless992]

Has it occurred to you guys that three of the four big members of the Meme Team have hosted for EmKay now?

[@venompoolhunter3770]

This vid has been out for 40sec and there's already 15 comments

[@EmKay]

Not good enough!! Faster!!! Engage!!!! A comment a second and we'll do a duet with you!!!!!

[@venompoolhunter3770]

@@EmKay Deal

[@noahross6563]

Emkay!!! You're my favorite youtuber!!

[@AgentH53]

5:55 Oh... That's why Pugsley looks more normal than the other guys in the family.

[@kurtisconnersforgottenextr4674]

Zach and Damien, and let's not forget Jack are stuck in Robin's basement. So that's one person stuck in Robin's basement.

[@vibin2813]

3:43 that one was so brutal God cut off my internet before the rest was finished

[@farhadaa]

zack is the best emkay cast ever, still miss damien, rest in peace damien's commentary

[@88days29]

Why, why did I say crunchy immediately after I saw the thumbnail?

[@puffpuffpanda4383]

How would people know what ya dirty mind thought of ??

[@Cody.357]

You have great potential.

[@EmKay]

Because you are the Chosen One. Robin will climb out of your phone screen at the witching hour and give you your next directive. Be ready.

[@koba5152]

Ironically the TOP comment in that post said “crunchy”

[@guy2026]

2:33 yep it's worth it until Dimitri comes out with pickaxes

[@notasteinrhythm7032]

0:55 this killed the fuck out of me

[@crazycookiegaming4906]

Does anyone else wish they had his energy

[@baritoneboy]

I love it

[@HamMan218]

Perhaps

[@sas_aran6410]

Fr

[@oceanseb]

@@HamMan218 bruhaps

[@buddy5196]

7:51 from the get go I knew something is wrong.

[@honigkuchenpferdlenaatetsu8318]

Me: *sees **13:11* Me,a german and HandOfBlood fan: *proud german noises*

[@NichtNafe]

Yay i found an other german!

[@Lew_xe]

same

[@Wiggle456]

Ehre!

[@majordelorian2388]

Hallo

[@Jimmy-ob4cn]

These videos are the only thing keeping me sane

[@toshinoriyagi6263]

"The forbidden gummy bear" I'd eat it just throw in some of Gramps ashes

[@f1muffin643]

The fact that this video has around 100 comments in around a minute just shows how much we love u damien 💙 god dammit I made a mistake 💀it’s zach isn’t it

[@RTwoSix]

If only you watched the job hiring video.

[@renzoamos1546]

Zach

[@Kai-xc7kc]

@DHR go to his channel

[@saturn6784]

*alright who's gonna tell him?*

[@theunclave6558]

Its not Damien you brain dead bag of cheese

[@fintanbochra]

This guy is really out here trying to hide his depression with an Annoying Orange laugh, sad but true...

[@AtChiaPet]

My eyes are *cursed* with blindness after watching these comments

[@cyrusm4712]

7:11 [rumplestiltskin has entered the chat]

[@Tiffany-yb5jy]

omg once apon a time

[@nonameworm69]

3:57 Red squirels EAT EGGS and litle BIRDS... There is a high chance that she stole that nest..

[@midnightredditor1991]

"You will adjust me by my husband's rank" *petty officer second class* Found the dependapotamous!

[@zyacnotzach4625]

KZbinr: * Posts vid * Anybody: FIRST

[@frenzonevirus745]

First reply

[@qewdascz1839]

yeah

[@yoelthatcoolguy1976]

first

[@animationsfa4478]

lmao i didnt say first when i got first

[@bigbaron9886]

2:05 this is a great vid it’s called “revenge is not the way of the Jedi” go to the vid and read comments it’s legendary

[@CertifiedMayagendist]

6:02 Water, Earth, Fire, Air Long ago, the Four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked Only the Avatar, master of all Four elements could stop them, but when the world needed him the most... He vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang, and although His Airbending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But i believe Aang can save the world

[@buddeman27]

"Hello" is a contraction of "hell no"

[@Twin_Sunflower]

How the hell did bro haven't gotten a like in 4 years?

[@Kiwi-ld8yl]

Fun fact: no one cares if you are first 😀

[@dorkle9085]

:) 👍

[@lemonicdemonade09]

First

[@bryanl6828]

Fun fact: some people do care

[@SkeleVeR]

True True

[@genericuser6676]

your gosh darn right about that

[@jaygames8388]

Remember that scene in pirates of the caribbean where they flip the ship to get to the other side.. Yeah that didn’t go as planned for me, now i minus 20 people in my friends list..

[@TPK160]

0:32 this is a actual review

[@kris_pavlov]

4:55 can't believe there's a 'bulgarian' singer here. People here in Bulgaria are disappointed of him anyway

[@uhohspaghettio945]

1:14 that string had me laughing my ass off

[@ElisChaos02]

11:55 I guess Rick and Morty passed through there 🤷‍♀️

[@averageinternettroll]

Me: it's a beautiful day The contents of this subbreddit: are you sure about that?

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

5:50 Germans: *w o t*

[@nyxie2877]

5:28 Who the fuck let this guy have a girlfriend? And more importantly, WHY can I envision it? Ah, time for another trip to r/Eyebleach

[@NotNicot]

1:55 Duolingo evolved so people aren't afraid of it, so it can later kill them and feast on them

[@NichtNafe]

13:07 HandOfBlood is tbh one of the only german youtubers I can watch without cringing. Garman youtube is so annoying thats why im here watching english reddit videos. Ik no one asked for this but I post it anyways

[@sackmesser3309]

Yeah it is tbh

[@pschiptunes64]

Why do Zach and Damien sound almost exactly the same?

[@examilator787]

they're related...

[@hellosgunner8546]

They are the same person

[@pschiptunes64]

Makes lots of sense, actually.

[@lemonicdemonade09]

Same guy

[@pschiptunes64]

what if they are one immortal being in this world

[@BubbleIsSoCool]

Not going to the toilet until robin say "im robin, i love bird seeds" Day 16

[@sleepytimecaffeine5837]

This is why i love r/Cursedcomments

[@Smileface2144]

Zack: Says,"censored hentai creampie" KZbin: "meh." Also youtube: *hears someone say 'porn' for a nanosecond KZbin "THEY SAID *W* *H* *A* *T"*

[@snr.froggymooopew7781]

Emkay: censors the word p*rn Also Emkay: doesn’t censor the words “censored hentai creampie”

[@HeavenStarQuit]

0:02 Well atleast it's forbidden

[@palameno]

That "forbidden gummy bear" looks cute i wanna hug it

[@amandarama3314]

m u n c h

[@palameno]

Amandarama literally crying irl

[@NichtNafe]

Same and also cool profile picture xd

[@palameno]

Dxnt Ask thank u it is tomura and i love him

[@NichtNafe]

@@palameno I know I love mha im waiting for seasom 5 to come out cause I cant read the magas UwU

[@HopeCasias10]

Phil Swift: **looks at me and my entire existence** Phil Swift: NOW THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE!

[@spilsile_109]

2:04 Kenobi:See that man over there Luke:Yes master,but who is he? Kenobi:This man was standing right where Master Windu fell to his death Luke:And then? Kenobi:He thought Master Windu to be a Tomato flavoured Quadruple Cheese Burger Luke:And? Kenobi:And you know,"You are what you eat". Master Windu thus,earned his greatest pupil.

[@cliffsidegame]

me: WAIT IS THAT... my brain: That's Zack Also me: Happy string bean noises

[@therealperrytheplatypus6551]

please don't eat it, "it" is my little brother and he's going to be an agent

[@elilackey7341]

Okay he will just be desert. You will be the main meal

[@therealperrytheplatypus6551]

@@flammableflame5056 Eli Lackey I expected more for cursed comments, you have failed

[@sidrust69]

No lie when i heard zack i was like OMG DAMIENS BACK😂😂

[@krypto78]

I’ve been asking on lots of recent videos, I didn’t watch EmKay for like a week, and when I return, Damien is in none of the videos. What happened?

[@Itspiranha]

@@krypto78 i am pretty sure he quit because he has his on youtube channel

[@krypto78]

The Piranha yeah I mean he’s had that channel for a while, guess he wanted to grow his own channel rather than earn subscribers for someone else’s channel.

[@amanawolf9166]

8:08 is totally unnecessary. I mean come on guys. Use the 10mil to buy a hog farm and invest in a mortuary/morgue. Feed the dead bodies to the hogs, give the meat to the relatives (sell the meat I'm sorry), and the grieving family gets a little piece of their family back with them when they eat the dead hog.

[@Backburner846]

I came downstairs to charge my phone at 2%, forgot about it, then started watching Emkay. It died halfway through. So good, I *FORGOT TO CHARGE MY PHONE*

[@TreizerL]

When i see the video I click faster than karen asking for the manager in a store

[@becomeanother]

0:41 *Damien what’s the meaning of this?*

[@Eddie-tl9ip]

That “Why” in the beginning tho-

[@Moonmoon-vc5lk]

*_why?_*

[@lilicrozma]

The "Cops beating the shit out of someone cosplaying as Winnie the Pooh" reminded me of this show I watched as a kid called Red Dwarf. In one episode, wax robots of good and evil historical figures in an amusement park in space went to war. The ruthless evil ones, ruled by Hitler, were kicking the peace loving good ones easily, and often captured and executed the good ones. Among those seen by the main characters was the silly old bear himself, executed by firing squad.

[@FuryMcpurey]

Die House playing in the background made me smile

[@benchconsumer]

I like my women like I like my whiskey twice my age and from Scotland

[@WizardPJfan]

Hol’ up

[@ayoutubeaccount864]

r/cursedcomments

[@stalepitachips322]

I like my cheese like I like my women: aged three years and kept in a glass bubble

[@5roundsrapid263]

I like them like my bourbon, 18 years old with lots of coke.

[@benchconsumer]

I like my women like I like my mayonnaise white and extra thicc

[@animationsfa4478]

I love emkay, so funny

[@type_ac]

Good for you You’re first :D

[@rigby3727]

You are first

[@animationsfa4478]

@@rigby3727 cool beans

[@enemy8497]

Ow god there is a tooth at the second back row that is grinding into my tongue ow I’m in excruciating paim

[@equaius893]

in your mouth or someone else?

[@enemy8497]

_yes_

[@ilikebeanies3499]

Ok Boomer

[@AzuretheSeventh]

Me: we didn't have to know THAT

[@enemy8497]

@@AzuretheSeventh ok

[@EllpaFox47]

the "flying but only straight up" thing is actually really useful. fly up super high while wearing a wingsuit, then you can glide down and piss all over your ex's nice car like a human pigeon

[@mrdemoniccentipede3684]

Baby platypus looks like one of those little gremlins you don't feed after midnight

[@Dom-yo2si]

13:13 that's the best German youtuber

[@Jo-ny9ne]

JaaaAAAaaAaaAltaAa

[@Dom-yo2si]

Hänno ist EHRENMANN

[@unloyal_gacha3763]

At the beginning it sounds like he is questioning why it's forbidden

[@RottenLegacy]

Honestly the most cursed thing here was that pronunciation of "Coroner" 12:09

[@straenmusikant7402]

Coro fucking ner?

[@Radioactive_studios]

oh my god I love the EmKay jingle plays I makes me forget about the body's

[@Radioactive_studios]

this is just a joke

[@LeoTheVampire]

12:40 that laugh after this is 100% a guilty laugh, you can't prove me wrong.