r/Cursedcomments | what did you last eat?

[@EmKay]

*notices community subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/EmKay/ * OwO? What's This?

[@hashoom5102]

Third reply

[@itsnotmebob]

Third repky

[@void7206]

fourth ecks deee

[@jacquelinelabossiere280]

why.....

[@itsnotmebob]

JACQUELINE LABOSSIERE Why not

[@loserchips1112]

One day I wish to make a comment so cursed, that people start making religions out of it.

[@honey_whip01]

loser chips One day champ, one day

[@outspade]

no, dont

[@youraveragefolio]

We could make a religion out of this...

[@PredatorH2O]

You mean cults.

[@thelunchlady8276]

@@PredatorH2O And the difference is?

[@ServantofBaal]

"Why did a bunch of children just show up in heaven?" "Anakin" *Wheezes and starts coughing*

[@koishiandhat159]

‏

[@samuel_jamuel7204]

XerasDezarrys yeah. Well at least it’s better than dogs

[@ServantofBaal]

Lolyoded Orangutan Wat?

[@letroll1713]

*palpatine laughing*

[@starblazing1160]

XerasDezarrys “You see, mistakes were made. They were having a food fight and I got caught in the cross fire. So I crossed them. With my blade.”

[@Hi-nr6bp]

Damien: tells funny joke Damien: w h e e z e *insert Obama awarding Obama meme*

[@xSakurai]

H I

[@wow-ri1kx]

@@1para1 obama: :-(

[@Satan-rb3dy]

I MADE IT UNEVEN!!! HAHAHAHA

[@Satan-rb3dy]

@@1para1 @ok boomer JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Gentifgn]

Obama what is your last name?

[@velocity8592]

You know, I tried the pigs blood tip. Let’s just say the burglar was so scared he shat his pants and called the cops on me. He and I were arrested. I’m currently serving house arrest for 2 months. Idk what happened to the burglar.

[@jrfilm1]

can i use left-over slaves instead of pigs?

[@jrfilm1]

@Cassandra Blomquist true, but i could still use them

[@stephstarback2071]

You w h a t .

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

I thought you would be in jail together so you can be his punishment

[@thatonegaminglatias4345]

Oh dear...

[@laurenford3951]

"Why did all the children show up in heaven at once" "Anakin" *I love the person who said anakin*

[@therisenphoenix6113]

yes the younglings, pretty annoying

[@DepartmentofMiserableShitcunts]

Huh, so that’s why people called that old man down the street “anakin”...

[@wr0ngs0ul12]

X-Potato WAIT-

[@voidvacancy6948]

Lauren Ford Heh, heh, heh,

[@voidvacancy6948]

Anakin Skywalker Understandable have a nice day

[@Claudepatrice1]

Teacher: emergency! Kid named ency: whomst has summoned the almighty one?

[@boo5868]

Chippy Rulez im WHEEZING

[@DiamondDovesArt]

I had to read this a second time to get the kids name and this got me! Thank you for this

[@flamingcat1101]

Leave it on 69

[@chill_buster0499]

I adopted him and changed his name to expendable because whatever he will emerg to I’m sure it will result in his death

[@flamingcat1101]

Nobody listens to people who say leave it on 69

[@garrett_moritzNSX]

The, “pretending the be the killer in the dark” really helps. I use that on a nightly basis

[@coffeecartoons5345]

All fun and games till I come on in

[@reiniervanzwieten7092]

Or just do that but don't pretend works even better

[@danisky5115]

*Godzilla read this and had a f**king stroke*

[@RainThunder64]

Oh Boy Is That Cursed?

[@jackiceton4522]

Why the top comment

[@dabestorkposta]

"You have to name him the last thing you ate" HIS NAME SHALL BE C H A L K

[@artivo2270]

His name shall be *P A S T A - R O N I B U T T E R A N D G A R L I C*

[@aloeveraalo7818]

It shall be… Pizza☺️

[@BENANAZAUCE]

his name shall be s o c k s

[@tlepageart4294]

His name shall be Peanut :)

[@CatPope1935]

His name shall be *T I M M Y*

[@mettatorian]

As someone who sleeps nude can confirm, if the house burns down I won't be too warm flooding? Hey I'm skinny dipping! Murder? Well im already ready for the autopsy

[@M50A1]

Snow?

[@OutlawFung2142]

ReM50 Free human popsicles for the rest of us!

[@thehendo5824]

The Victorian Gamer 69th like

[@samdoezzzstuff]

This is the chaotic energy I aspire to have

[@cpcheater1011]

@@OutlawFung2142 yummy yummy...

[@damir_van_kalaz]

"We'll coat them in cyanide" Good ol' Nintendo, keeping their products consumable for the whole family!

[@Tsk42069]

Ill still lick the cartridge

[@bluelake713]

With certain sugars you can neutralise it

[@Emanuel08820]

@@bluelake713 so glad I know that now...

[@ruh8185]

Part of a complete breakfast

[@k35n0y1qu7]

best cupcake topper ever

[@brickgamer1343]

“If you keep licking the switch games WE WILL COAT THEM WITH CYANIDE” Me: that’s why they taste so good

[@Altragon]

Next is azidoazide azide

[@ManielTheDaniel]

_Spicy_

[@secondheaven9545]

Brick Gamer cyanide is flavorless

[@mr.eazilymctriggered9369]

You are ded. Not big surprise.

[@roombaslug]

I wonder if it works though the other way

[@cat_cat_cat_cat_dude]

6:46 update 1.1 *ghost elizabeth* is now added

[@holden1259]

Dang

[@mikapoddin]

finally! weve been waiting.

[@dvirores917]

EmKay: I fear nothing. Also EmKay: but that thing “ *mk* “ EmKay: it scares me.

[@hajimehinata5854]

MORTAL KOMBOT DO DO DO DO DO!!

[@jedimasteryoda275]

Soulaima Rahal nice profile pic

[@thunderkid-nk9xv]

Soulaima Rahal damn if you had not have done that I would have said something about mortal kombat

[@fakepillow1]

EmKay: huuuu Me: but you have mk in your name EmKay: but its mK Me: samething

[@Jac-Man]

“Why did a bunch of children just show up in Heaven together?” *ANAKIN*

[@hitmanscat5865]

thunderdrae XD

[@GodOfTheUniverse00]

Forbidden snacks

[@societyman7526]

“Master Skywalker, what’re we going to do?”

[@alex2005z]

Thank god they still dont suspect me

[@michelehastings3870]

A true Skywalker...

[@ryantheboy2821]

When your bro cuts your earbuds so you cut his spinal cord: "get nae-nae'd"

[@anson3383]

*_c h a c h a r e a l s m o o t h_*

[@Souls_25]

Error Sans *HOL UP*

[@imbetterthanyou8777]

Lol that's what I do everyday

[@mr.eazilymctriggered9369]

You're a monster.

[@nicholascantu6537]

OH YEAH!!!

[@fm.f1]

6:12 I love how Damien tries to say the comment only for him to not because of him dying from laughter.

[@insanealpha3240]

"Last thing you ate is what you have to name him" Me: A double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4×4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim, quadruple, ultra supreme, with the works, double batter fried... on a stick, with extra Mayo.

[@charlierush2130]

We serve food here sir

[@Chiron76]

I'm sorry did you say ANIMAL STYLE

[@insanealpha3240]

@@Chiron76 oH fUcK!!!!

[@Highriezher]

We serve slaves here sir

[@s.s3043]

I'm gonna name him rice He also looks like rice so it's gonna be delicious 😏😏

[@karma7550]

When they mentioned "made an angel out of knives" I was like: cool. but when the person said "imagine a tornado" I started insanely laughing.

[@SonGayku]

r/cursedcomments

[@ProgramViBee]

We are going to see he wizard

[@James.D.B.]

Even cooler, a blade maelstrom

[@SKChomp]

That statue is in my city

[@frogaroo]

Samir Khan Same here! I’m glad Liverpool doesn’t get tornadoes or earthquakes or anything like that lol.

[@ivybeam8877]

"it's the fin- *W H E E Z E* " "it's the f- *W H E E Z E* " "it's t- *W H E E Z E* " "duu duu duuu du"

[@andywap3]

@sunky the funk mastrr 6:14

[@obi501]

Can someone link this to me?

[@isihosena635]

You put into words what I couldn't. I applaud you.

[@obi501]

www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/d1p22m/cursed_facebook/? here's the link bois, have fun

[@loafofbread1199]

"Before *OOOOOOOHHHH" stabing her in the throught"

[@tamakiamajiki9680]

“Name him the last thing you ate” Hm. A dog named Luigi?

[@MFCStep]

DAAAAAAAAMMMMMM

[@local.tiktoker9668]

A dog named garlic bread?

[@tonidufrene5845]

Named dad

[@akisa7865]

The teacher: There's an earthquake happening, please stay calm. Kid named calm: Guess I'll die

[@Namerex]

Yare fucking daze

[@aquariumfish-i4h]

There is no kid named calm (this is a joke don’t woooosh me)

[@isciab]

The class: No one will miss you... *DEMONIC LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES*

[@forhecan]

@@isciab The Kid Named No: *happy noises because a person will miss him*

[@isciab]

@@forhecan They'll kill em' too.

[@noobiii]

"The last thing you ate is the name you give him" weird kid: *lego covered in peanut butter*

[@NostalgiaEli]

*_Insert Ralph from The Simpsons_*

[@filip76uk17]

So his name is dead body and I give him a dead body

[@vengfulhowl]

*My own soul*

[@dakotadale4107]

Beef Ramen

[@jinayvora8174]

When you let your mom count to 0 **THE FINAL COUNTDOWN**

[@christmooose1198]

Jinay Vora i still cant stop 😂

[@marshmallow927]

Aka the last thing you'll ever hear

[@GuessImSylvale]

But mom, I don't wanna swim with my toaster...

[@jaidenillness]

Mom, why are you holding a knife? Are you gonna cook?

[@rorymanley6696]

Doo doo do do do do do doooo do

[@masonaiko9934]

I pretend I'm the monster in the dark every night. And each time, the police are called on me for breaking and entering. Damn you nightvison security cameras, I was just trying to get a free kid.

[@Hypocrite_Void]

Wdym? You get the police called on you? I dont? (This is a joke im 12)

[@jahsch7847]

“Last thing you ate is what you name him” *Number 4 bacon double cheeseburger no lettuce no tomato with tater tots and lots of ketchup packets from sonic*

[@blakethesnake6686]

Cock

[@bagel4943]

The souls of the innocent.

[@Sexynhomeless0092]

Your mother

[@AppL12334]

Satan's blood

[@llunaleon]

*air*

[@Epicmonk117]

My favorite.) *OP:* "Wow, 3 tattoos. You know those are permanent, right? "Me: Wow, 3 kids. You know those are permanent, right?" *REPLY:* "Technically both can be removed with lasers."

[@getrickrolled2470]

there are 69 likes. i have been defeated.

[@explodingkittens8806]

I said that to my mom the other day

[@piotrexyzerthefrumentarius7472]

My favorite is at 9:13 My answer: I've set a new Guinness word record... for doing what my KZbin avatar depicts x1000

[@cholorossm.ibutnandi8652]

Not if i kill them first.

[@charlotteuhhhhhh]

Isabel Obike 420 likes.

[@David.C88]

“Why did a whole bunch of children just show up in heaven together?” ........ “Anakin” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@filip76uk17]

big fella As long as it’s part of the genocide route

[@kryswilkins8615]

*It’s Been So Long plays*

[@scrunkypoopoo9159]

Please don’t use emojis If you don’t want people to insult you then I would recommend you stop using emojis Seriously no one likes emojis anymore Stop STOP STOP

[@David.C88]

ScronchedPizza wtf are u talking about why are u getting triggered that i used emojis, who insulted me, and are you on crack?

[@scrunkypoopoo9159]

I’m not triggered It’s just that other people may be triggered because you use emojis

[@asaliagamingglaxyfuchs2164]

Da Queen died now. Ghost form unlocked.

[@gormauslander]

"Hello everyone, welcome back to EmKay, and today we're gonna be lookin at r/EmKay"

[@jakobrosenberg7943]

Gorm Auslander make the video just like lwaiy

[@calatwork7308]

@@jakobrosenberg7943 lwaiy annoys me. It's lwiay, it's even an acronym.

[@eboyicecream1305]

@@calatwork7308 the fact that you spelled it wrong really makes me want to slap you across the mouth.

[@fflowergrl]

ah yes. cursed comments. so cursed, much hate, thanks. edit: uhm, the fuck? on the comments i try to get liked they get like 1 and this one i posted at 7:02 in the morning half asleep and not trying at all-

[@thatonesadist3483]

I hate it

[@bluebarrettes9869]

If your uncle is creepy your dad is to because he’s basically your uncles son uncle so yeah now I’m scared

[@thatonesadist3483]

I guess your right

[@20dollars67]

999'th like :(

[@20dollars67]

Who's the crap who liked it just after me

[@mrschizo2837]

0:53 I saw that post and "Grandad's ashes" was one of the tamer answers. "You named your dog Cat? Why? It's a...long story." Was one of my favorites.

[@spleens4200]

I took it literal when I answered and I didn't expect those kind of jokes lol

[@true_neutral3378]

I don't get it

[@jackmoon3206]

Ikr

[@__-yx7ys]

Shane dawnson im pretty sure

[@thegoldensableye1765]

"Last thing you ate is what you name him" Ok the last thing i ate was... Let me think... RARE CYBOP

[@XenoTheEnergized1339]

Foot

[@elweewutroone]

We are all cannibals ⬆️

[@yeetusdeletus1827]

Nuclear waste

[@aguy01]

Ooo yes more procrastinating fuel for me. Thanks EmKay!

[@ardabilgin3269]

Wait no

[@testy6465]

Your profile pipicture looks like a more gay James Charles

[@mysticvx2721]

iag mum ruoy my mum is not gai

[@convolutedpeppercorn1078]

I am pondering finishing my HW right now, but it can wait

[@aequinoctiale]

do the thing u need to do

[@JurassicProductions]

"It's the final co-" *intense laugh wheezing* "It's the final c-" *evEN MORE WHEEZE*

[@nyarlathotep-thecrawlingch6335]

Damien's laugh is godly

[@PeeNidsCold]

Its the f-HAHAHAHAHA

[@youeverjustdie]

6:15

[@teriyakikush]

there was an ad when i read this the next scene was exactly this

[@setsers1]

🤣

[@prankonic4735]

"we'll coat them in cyanide" Well now i don't have to buy any rope and bleach.

[@GuessImSylvale]

Yeah, just remember the combination for the basement

[@__ru_]

@@GuessImSylvale OH NO

[@youraveragetroller4467]

@@GuessImSylvale jokes on you, i dont have a basement

[@GuessImSylvale]

But I do...

[@spinosaurusaegypticus8341]

2 uses in 1

[@B0MB.C0M]

2:59 the hardest Damien has ever laughed

[@grapejuice9611]

you havent been back in 15 years...

[@B0MB.C0M]

@@grapejuice9611 and I never will

[@38kiddo41]

@@B0MB.C0M yoo wheres the milk at my coco puffs finna get stall

[@B0MB.C0M]

@@38kiddo41 Uhh Son I’m sorry but I’m still looking but don’t tell mom

[@costinaanghel8295]

Damian: **W H E E Z E** My depression: *non-existent*

[@rattled7026]

Mhm

[@jinodapuppet]

Why is your depression cured from choking him?

[@xxaidanpheonix5465]

@@jinodapuppet oh... OH....

[@rgxyz1233]

Got this to 69 likes :)

[@tutiexplosivo7958]

@@rgxyz1233 its at 168 likes now, one more!

[@muscariia]

when he read "I deep cleaned my entire apartment" my earbuds glitched the audio that was an experience I wish to never have again.

[@nyoomproductions135]

“I deep throated my entire apartment”

[@thepurpleyam4078]

@@nyoomproductions135 plot twist: his/her little sibling was in the apartment too

[@ziyn6824]

Emkay : It's the fi- *wHeEZe* Tries again : It's the fi- *WhEezE* do do do do doooo

[@firstaid5]

c h i c k e n

[@megarayquaza9054]

Yo it's kind of Dark but it makes me laugh What is wrong with me...

[@Benny_the_spaceman-r3i]

"We'll have to wait a couple years for that form" HE PREDICTED THE FUCKING FUTURE

[@ishipitlikefedex2610]

"if y'all don't quit licking the cartridges we'll start coating them in cyanide" **licking intensifies**

[@IcePho]

**starts Grapefruit Technique**

[@somethingcoolidk]

*Once I said minecraft spider to a disabled person dancing*

[@glitchedporygon5426]

epic

[@raulphilipgoco403]

That's a Pro gamer Move

[@shiroyasha7324]

Respect 100

[@vbgvbg1133]

Biggest possible flex

[@AceeQr]

????

[@notwhouthinkiam8646]

“The last thing you ate is what you have to name him” But aren’t they already called dogs?

[@Ssfggv]

It’ll be weird to name a dog human

[@washingmachine4993]

Yes i was confused about this as well

[@a.k8185]

Oh god

[@coochieman8305]

Amulet Moonlight OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU

[@techleontius9161]

You sick f...

[@nekomataumbreon]

"The last thing you ate is what you have to name him" Ramen Noodles.

[@filip76uk17]

My friend said he’d name the dog ”children bones”

[@mayordog4522]

Filip 76uk what. The... BARK. God BARKit not again.

[@channelthatdontneedaname7847]

.............I have no words

[@mistafive]

i'd eat children bones

[@GLgame8]

Too generic. way too generic

[@gayghst2877]

Milkshake... I'm just drinking a milkshake

[@not_herobrine3752]

"Last thing that you ate is what you name him" China: Yes.

[@juljasmaharchive]

bat soup

[@filip76uk17]

Dead body

[@thomasdevelops3087]

“Last thing you ate is his name” Africa: What is eating?

[@alleghanyonce]

vaccines

[@thomasdevelops3087]

@@alleghanyonce Wait what? I didn't know chinese people also had vaccines.

[@ghostquill.8504]

Damien- it’s the f-*WHEEZE* Also Damien- it’s the fin-*WHEEEEEZE* doo doo do doooo

[@LittleIdiot858]

I am th first to reply

[@shadowfoxhd6798]

I'm the second reply

[@lemoncake9125]

I amthe third to reply

[@Arch-sz1bg]

I’m the 4th to reply

[@k._.6386]

I just ruined the order ;)

[@101shapshifter]

4:34 I haven't laughed so hard in my life.

[@jasonneveau2891]

This is so funny!

[@vynnie5389]

I'm deeply concerned for that person. Like *very* concerned

[@greatwavefan397]

I got a 411 ad. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@SavvyKitten666]

Ive never cringed at sexual role play so hard until this subreddit

[@Enneamorph]

Amberlinn Rose Lee even like furry “*nudges you*” bullshit is better than whatever the FUCK that is

[@MrDrew33isme]

Nobody: Damien: “it’s the FfF- FAJ- AHAF- FAH- ITS THE F-f-A-H FAH- DO DO DO DOOOOO BA DA BAP PA DA”

[@dafnefeelslikeh3210]

Lmaooo

[@koishiandhat159]

‏

[@jnce1983]

Wait.thats ilegal

[@koishiandhat159]

‏

[@dafnefeelslikeh3210]

@@koishiandhat159 what

[@edwin8029]

10:07 are we going to ignore that the date is 9/11/13 and he is in a plane.

[@tommylynch7887]

Edwin oh shoot

[@Leyapay]

Ohhhhh no

[@user-cj5ct3vo7x]

Let's start wwiii TO PUNISH AFGHANISTAN

[@snaildudessnaildudes8163]

Oh wow

[@crossbraun]

R/cursedcomments

[@Chmze799]

"You have to name him what you last ate." This PopTart sure tastes better than the others.

[@selish2904]

"Sh-" *Ad comes up.* *Realizes that my earphones were off and realizes that my mom who hates swear words is sitting next to me.* An ad actually became useful..

[@user-rh8re2jf5f]

Lucky you

[@person-two1292]

Congrats

[@Landonc48]

What's c** like is made of and how

[@moniqtl]

@@Landonc48 qué?

[@vizzziooosf]

@@Landonc48 yes

[@anynonymous1585]

"Murdering people, then giving their family a coffin and a business card for a funeral company"

[@anynonymous1585]

Holy frick, this must've been really funny because that was 55 likes really fast.

[@User-pf2mn]

Damien: *Uncle laughs* Damien with "Uncle" voice: Hey *S O N*

[@mr.mayhem2345]

PLANKTON?!

[@generalcandy4430]

This guy's laugh is a comedy in itself,makes the video 100x better,I love it

[@cooldragon1990]

It kinda reminds me of Mutahar's laugh (SomeOrdinaryGamers)

[@gamingmoment7656]

0:55 I don’t think should name my dog “Dog”

[@quel1057]

*hol up*

[@Double_Z_YT]

**Breathes in** *YOU WHAT?!?!*

[@minalooo]

My dogs name would then be newborn child

[@Double_Z_YT]

Hmm... So I should name him "Clorox"?

[@geodylan379]

I dont think I should make him airheads mystery He kind of looks like one.

[@familiarbreakfast1892]

7:05 the worst part is, shes 13 based on her flair also relevant username

[@birdsaresinners3373]

It's all the better

[@synonym1196]

I gotta admit, "Son of Baconator" sounds like a pretty good name for that puppy

[@cxtieritsu]

Or chinese food

[@arachnidz7750]

Cinnamonbunnies Cream UGGGGH

[@puraqua.7626]

Or coincidentally Sugar Cookies

[@tbone2416]

Fun fact: A friend of mine once gave me the 2016 world record book,which he borrowed from the library.I took it home and forgot to give it to him on Thursday when We had to return it, but he was absent so no probs there. Then our exams came and by the time they had finished,our teacher forgot about the book. And I got to keep it. I found it today,and had a good laugh about it

[@dipperz]

4:54 “I haven’t slept in 72 hours” Oh no ur gOnNa geT aTTaCked bY phaNtOms noW edit: how in the name of notch did anyone find this amusing

[@bigruster2253]

A veteran i see

[@TheCRAZYEYES1000]

Nice

[@ynrikotowers4374]

Another steve huh

[@diegovane5827]

Nice

[@Samsungsmartfridge19]

Don't worry the puppy will be named phantom

[@personxyz8309]

"The last thing you ate is what you have to name him" _me_ : *Rice*

[@radhikadasi155]

Me : sushi

[@personxyz8309]

@@radhikadasi155 ~that's cute~ °•°

[@pighater1111]

Me: sandwich

[@yy-yd5xb]

Foreskin

[@feline.fellow]

Blake Smith yOu aTe jEsUs?

[@liammaps2700]

I ate chicken, so the dog’s name will be BBQ. it was BBQ’d chicken.

[@oitthegroit1297]

The dog's name would be embalming fluid

[@chloejec6318]

For mine it would be apple juice

[@luigiboy72]

@@chloejec6318 the last thing you ate, not drank.

[@kyogutz]

Ahhh, it's my new baby brother, Daniel. :D

[@heartbroken_taurus3304]

Mine would be Macaroni :)

[@ToxicRavenOG]

I love this guy laughing he sounds like my Grandad who smokes a pack a day. No offence I love Emkay it really helps me when I'm down.

[@lpt3_me]

"The Last Thing You Ate Is What You Have To Name Him" Thing is it's wholesome for me because I would have to ether name him "Frosted Flakes" or "Twinkie"

[@endergirl1421]

String cheese is my name for it LPT3_Me

[@toneblocc]

my name for it is severed hand

[@victoriat8922]

Turkey for me. I actually think it's kinda cute. :)

[@Nekojawz]

LPT3_Me Lucky me is Marshmallow because my family made s’mores but I only wanted the marshmallow

[@fandom_junkie1096]

When I watched it the video it would be PIZZA

[@sometimesstrange2888]

0:57 grandad's ashes? Really? Not even a cup of blood or a lung? Pathetic.

[@momoka9873]

Tsk tsk tsk Amateurs *Sips a jar of my ex's blood*

[@CookieKex]

tbh your relatives ashes is worse, like it is for real the remains of their body

[@kingorange1577]

My dogs name is Ur mom

[@FreakyNationLife]

sometimes strange288 I ain’t namin him cosmic brownie

[@sadamiamani]

Semen

[@cursedpufferfish3988]

8:04 OH MY GOD IMAGINE TAKING A PICTURE OF SOMEONE (fully clothed) STANDING IN THE TUB. YOU GO TO THE WASHROOM AND SOMEONE IS STARING AT YOU. YOU PULL BACK THE CURTAIN AND NO ONE IS THERE

[@killianbrewer6241]

"The last thing you ate you have to name him" *Garlic Condom*

[@juljasmaharchive]

hotdog

[@pighater1111]

SANDWICH

[@Rambiz]

Waffle

[@destinymace]

Hotpocket, just as tasty to!

[@tortillachips0]

Guitar

[@sailormoonfan224]

Okay, real talk: the post where the man killed his wife while she was thinking he'd surprise her with a dog made me feel a bit ill, and not even your iconic laughter could help. That is a whole other level of premeditated. In order for her to truly fall for it-he had to have known she was a dog lover, and would have been hinting at this dog for days or weeks to truly have her believe it so she could truly be caught off guard. Expecting man's best friend to raise with your loving husband one millisecond, getting killed by him the next. Going from happy to terrified and those are the last sensations you feel. That's what nightmares are made of.

[@SylasTheGreat]

Kinda cool imo

[@TheMadGod]

lol

[@sailormoonfan224]

@@zuzafunstuff Dang, I didn't realize bot comments were getting this advanced.

[@rissa11421]

That little puppy? Yea, that's Flamin' Hot Cheetos with a cup of chocolate milk.

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

His name is Pizza

[@ratcrusher3251]

Philip's head screwdriver

[@light-uq9ws]

His name is Jacob

[@CrabOnABeach]

Pizza

[@karlanmander-gaminganimati9359]

@@light-uq9ws oop

[@Voidspun-Yarns]

3:08 If I had that power, I'd like boss music to appear whenever someone's boss showed up. Not sure how that would help but that's what I want right now.

[@notYourBro44]

[Sees thumbnail] Me: finally, a valid time to make a "your mom" joke.

[@rosepetunia1829]

Lmao!

[@GG-bn9ij]

@@rosepetunia1829 lhau

[@spazzmania5798]

NOOOOOOOO

[@bobross8424]

“Because I’m a boy” **MEGALOVANIA PLAYS**

[@raulphilipgoco403]

"Nothing personal kid, but you're going to have a Bad Time"

[@psyfic9106]

“Last thing you ate is what you name him” Me - Human Baby.

[@gaytr4sh632]

Wow

[@cholorossm.ibutnandi8652]

Me - Ancient evil blonde vampire that like to drop vehicles on edgy teenagers

[@charadreemurr5121]

cookie_ genji13 I’d name him nugget

[@verdeanonimo6779]

Me - muffin

[@TheRavensRequiem]

Eyes.

[@bfmademelosennn6999]

Damien's laugh and voice always make my day.

[@aerix-gd8917]

9:55 I WASNT EXPECTING THIS REFERENCE HERE OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GOOD

[@jess.froggy6569]

damien your laugh has cured my anxiety, watered my crops, and harvested them for me

[@nuggetlovesall222]

Admit it... R/cursedcomments and images are the funniest reddit videos

[@lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198]

Eyy it's mah bio nugget from kindergarten

[@jesusbuiltmyhotrod1465]

r/foundthemobileuser

[@lk4lfl803]

@@jesusbuiltmyhotrod1465 how is he a mobile user?

[@jesusbuiltmyhotrod1465]

The "R" in r/cursedcomments is capital.

[@lk4lfl803]

@@jesusbuiltmyhotrod1465 oh ok

[@geraldballinger6428]

"You have to name him the last thing you ate" me:your name shall be, puppy

[@windinglion3364]

I’m a girl, but thanks HOW FAR CAN YOU SQUIRT?

[@solanine9205]

Got to this exact part of the video as I read this comment.

[@JustAJosuke]

The username checks out at least

[@sachiel197]

Yeah, he does live up to his name

[@munichmapper3245]

For the thumbnail, the dog would be named Toblerone. 👌

[@toneblocc]

boring, mine is named corpse from WWII

[@Ay_Dey]

I named him human flesh which is very cute

[@gabimurray5955]

For me its sugar cookie :3

[@amonkey4707]

Cheetos with ice cream

[@Pipi108]

Munich Mapper mines named ‘lunch’

[@Hu-kun]

Oh god every new video, his laughters gradually become more infectious

[@veythegay]

We did indeed have to wait a few years to see the ghost form XD

[@Sayua-chan]

3:44 I can't believe you missed the fact it was f**king Ryan Reynolds!

[@RedK5]

I just noticed. That makes the comment a whole lot funnier

[@anxiousperson3325]

who that

[@RedK5]

@@anxiousperson3325 Deadpool

[@arcticbreeze3983]

damn, i need some skooma

[@AngeredFiber]

Wait penny wise from IT was fucking Ryan Reynolds. Wonder if it looked nice

[@yooitsxtra]

“The last thing you ate is what you name him.” Me: ...... Hi Vitamin.

[@JayTohab]

Kinda cute, tbh

[@DarkwearGT]

Hi dog

[@stupiidbee]

Hi Rice

[@karikim6905]

I read that as Vietnam at first. 😅

[@urmomma146]

YooItsXtra your husbando

[@tibbytobby]

Michael Reeves is the definition of blursed

[@lordmarshmal_0643]

Never thought I'd see him come up in a Reddit video bahaha

[@ezrapierce1233]

2:06 *high pitched* "Hahhah yay"😭

[@dwaynephillips7608]

13:12 Shigeru Miyamoto: "I swear to f**king christ if you don't stop licking the switch games we'll coat them with cyanide" Me: Shigeru Miyamoto: Me: "I see this as an absolute win!"

[@sineadthomas2024]

11:46 Michael Reeves is a national treasure

[@jameskeegan7923]

Agreed…

[@NuhUh205]

HEY WATCH OUT! MICHAEL REEVES IS TEMPORARY, but doom is eternal

[@lenguamuerto]

I wonder how many bodies did that knife angel stab total

[@doodlytoodly9806]

lengua muerta 58 and a half...I keep a journal of my victories

[@jonathanflores8100]

*jazz music stops*

[@doodlytoodly9806]

Jonathan Flores :l I can make it 59

[@jonathanflores8100]

@@doodlytoodly9806 I doubt you can

[@doodlytoodly9806]

Jonathan Flores I didn’t say when

[@TaquitoCruncher]

"Pretend to be the killer in the dark" I do that, but I don't pretend

[@blqck_roses_]

*O H N O*

[@sgrpwz]

I swear to God you do the voice of plankton In SpongeBob

[@billcipher3180]

sounds more like mania knights underfell sans voice

[@user-bd4rs2ec1k]

No this is *Patrick.*

[@newtenic]

Ok so that person owes me 69(nice) dollars

[@thatonesinner6701]

*nice*

[@lilymcclure2410]

Nice

[@memefurry2997]

*n i c e*

[@datten]

I joined the subreddit! OST in Swedish is Cheese THE MORE YOU KNOW

[@CrabOnABeach]

Wait what

[@twitchingsparrow282]

@@CrabOnABeach Yeah, in swedish ost is a way to say cheese (it's pronounced oo-st)

[@CrabOnABeach]

@@twitchingsparrow282 that's really neat!

[@uwuhwhwhwhwuw8378]

Danish and Norwegian too, right?

[@johnpot]

OSIS SAY TURD

[@matthewcrawford4316]

The Queen Elizabeth one aged like fine wine

[@Forgottenbio]

Bro for the thumbnail I commented ' it's a bit weird to name my dog Chinese food Oh wait' And got 400 likes

[@pansexualprophecy7045]

Oop

[@sansblaster3113]

Nice

[@poisoniviies]

I commented “Barbecue Chips”

[@andyb1653]

Good one. I didn't comment, but I'da said "OK but "Your GF's Ass" is a pretty odd name"

[@robblequoffle8456]

I ate Chinese food today

[@SovietMemes]

Ask Reddit: what's your favorite thing to do after banging Me: *hiding the body*

[@paulchaudoir190]

Me: reburying the body.

[@tanakayoju8981]

Me : getting another body to bang

[@honey_whip01]

Cleaning the casket

[@SovietMemes]

@@paulchaudoir190 recycleing

[@imarock.7662]

Eating the body.

[@mayoroftoontown]

My favorite part of the day: getting a coffee that’s too sweet for my body to handle, eating Oreos, kicking back in a recliner, and listening to the “Hey it’s Damien, and welcome back to Emkay.”

[@Hanaa-17]

This subreddit is G.O.L.D pure gold