ALL OF R/MADLADS

[@tsaralexanderiii1630]

Zach: Imagine getting roasted by a developer” Robtop: and I took that personally

[@MoOocus]

@Thx ❤ Get a load of this bot

[@rivaul3649]

I dont understand

[@tsaralexanderiii1630]

@@rivaul3649 then keep that to yourself

[@rivaul3649]

@@tsaralexanderiii1630 why?

[@MoOocus]

@@rivaul3649 Bro, you literally play GD, how do you *NOT* get this? Lol

[@stationerystudies9917]

The prophecy was true after all… An hour long emkay video.

[@aratusingtheinternet]

Finally after all these years

[@sophiemello5300]

Yes.... the great truth and wish for centuries

[@dissapointment630]

For years… I have been waiting for this

[@cosmicbattalion]

@Thx ❤ I very much hate this. No more random BS video links. Rick Roll me instead

[@stationerystudies9917]

Wait why did this get so many likes

[@graphitebytes8258]

I really love how Damien laughs at his own jokes not before he says them, like most people, not even during them, instead laughing instantaneously after he finishes saying the joke

[@ezeygames1914]

peopel laugh before they say the joke?

[@retro_wolf_1942]

@@ezeygames1914 they laugh at their joke before they say it cause they say it in their head first lol

[@wta1518]

He lost it a bit early on "I'm gonna go crank ur mom". 29:35

[@AckYes]

@@ezeygames1914 yes that is indeed what they just said

[@SleepyBinaryCode-bi5mw]

❤

[@DemxnTheyThem]

If crime was legal for a night, I'd be hiding out in a bunker comitting tax fraud. Thank you, Matpat.

[@scobkeo]

holy shit

[@johannegalloway9699]

committing tax fraud = after i failed artschool

[@ASentientSword]

I'd make the irs commit tax fraud

[@USB3.2]

I'd pirate Nintendo games

[@ASentientSword]

@USB3.2 I'm a demon and even IM not that evil.

[@vesh]

Is it a dream come true? An hour long emkay video???

[@Inalis_Ps]

Yes it is. Yes. It. Is

[@sug4r.gh0st]

I have been waiting for years..

[@lanaqqw]

the impossible happened

[@randaranatunga7259]

Pinch me I think I’m dreaming

[@somenorweganguy8569]

I feel like ive seen you before

[@shirokyunch.official]

EmKay lining up all the r/madlads is surely a madlad move... And I respect that

[@gimme_eliter4k720]

Emkay was the madlad confirmed???!!!

[@arilandedflat]

I love how Damien laughs at his own jokes so hysterically

[@projectxv3066]

WAHT is the lore of BeamNG

[@arilandedflat]

@@projectxv3066 you will soon find out... if im bothered to make the video that is lmao

[@monkycrazy6827]

@@arilandedflat make the video or else

[@nerotheprotogen5644]

beamNG has lore?

[@arilandedflat]

@@monkycrazy6827 my video editing software stopped working, im working on it atm

[@lilypyrope4620]

4:21 Fill them with Marmite. Trust me, the mustard you're using isn't cruel or unusual enough for a punishment like this

[@HeightHunters]

these are not donuts

[@lilypyrope4620]

@@HeightHunters At this point we're probably violating the Geneva Convention by doing this

[@Thetiredturtle672]

AAAAAAAAH

[@vinxxw]

marmite is rookie numbers vegimite is where its at

[@lilypyrope4620]

@@vinxxw Very true, actually just did some research and turns out Vegemite is sometimes used as a pastry filling (as for why, I have no idea, I'm not Australian)

[@Jake_Josh]

So many lads… and they’re all mad! This is the biggest gathering of the maddest of lads.

[@aratusingtheinternet]

The have become the maddest lad to ever mad lad

[@thetrueskoogy.]

@@arienn2665 r/fellowkids

[@Delta21OnYT]

Are you talking about the Josh Fight?

[@tobas6129]

this is the mad lad convention

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

the amount of personality one narrator has is… interestingly cool

[@tylerkelli]

the amount of narrators I have in my basement... interestingly cool

[@mrfrogkingg]

Wait...

[@slakkie_]

hello my friend how are ya, what you think of catarinth?

[@rikaeriksharethisvid6911]

Hey you comment on emkay videos too?

[@Ownniceguy]

There's 3, actually

[@Shade01982]

55:29 Fun Fact: Actually, it does not. The Geneva Convention article covering collective punishment specifically states 'in both international and non-international armed conflicts'. Since a classroom obviously isn't an armed conflict, this doesn't apply. What DOES apply is a different set of rules called the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child. It doesn't specifically mention collective punishment, but it does give children the right 'to be disciplined in a way that respects their dignity'. Arguably, being punished for something you didn't do could be seen as a form of degrading treatment. Thanks for attending this TED talk...

[@LargeDuck]

Thanks for making such amazing videos! I was sobbing all night because I miss my home which I can’t go back to (due to some issues going on right now) and your videos made it a bit more comforting

[@ghetoknight7801]

Emkay madladding every madlad by posting all of the madlads at once.

[@DevereI]

That’s a lot of mad lad ness

[@psi2523]

What a madlad

[@sparklingangie4163]

oh my god, 69 likes

[@DarkboltOfficial]

The narrator's of Emkay are the ultimate madlads

[@Yeetuz.Deletuz]

@just do it stfu bro thats garbage

[@thomasmurrell9832]

Lionfish: *too dominant of a species* Madlad: *Dominate THIS you fuckin casual!*

[@The_Foxlord1234]

4:25 You have to leave ONE donut that doesn't have mustard in it, so you can eat it in front of them, so when they assume they are just normal donuts and take a bite, they will immediately regret eating your donuts

[@einnikoel]

4:08 that laughter is so damn contagious my god i love it 💀

[@betaedition3503]

Damien: "watch me crank these 90's now I'm gonna go crank your mom *dies laughing*"

[@protogenhorde8515]

da, my favorite one

[@RaccoonBroom]

29:31 timestamp ;)

[@chickenwithaknife6399]

29:30

[@infernaloverdrive4343]

Damien once said

[@SkylarGlider]

📸

[@RandomRamblesss_]

At the end damien said "and as always I'll be seeing ya." I nearly cried

[@retrosampleguy]

Did he die?

[@KBlazers]

No he’s just not on emkay anymore

[@retrosampleguy]

@@KBlazers oh

[@darkclaws1234567891]

@@retrosampleguy yeah #ripemkay

[@aquariumfish-i4h]

He should’nt see, he is an hand, not an eye

[@brothergallahand8400]

24:36 I got an ad for a dishwasher right after that sentence💀

[@The1stAstronaut]

SAME

[@sa1adpeppers780]

Zack and Damien sound like the same person with a different quality mic each time the narration is needed.

[@iheavilyregret6799]

1:52 as an Uruguayan Im glad we can connect with other people from different countries, it makes me happy the fact that two people from opposite sides of the world can get along

[@GingerSnape46]

I have a feeling that Emkay did this as a fond farewell to Damien, as Damien is ending DeeLee. Damien is keeping DamienLee though.

[@thischannelisdeadgoaway7133]

WAIT THEY'RE ENDING DEELEE ALREADY???

[@asherwoodrow7471]

hold on back up, what the hell is DeeLee? and WHAT HAPPEND TO DAMIEN?!?!?!?!?!!??!

[@everythinghurts6982]

@@asherwoodrow7471 DeeLee is Damien's youtube channel that he looks at subreddits on. It's ending but he still has his main channel that I don't know much about. I think its farewell as in him not doing subreddits anymore. I'm not that educated about this but here you go if this helps

[@asherwoodrow7471]

@@everythinghurts6982 :c

[@udfdsfrgfdrgfd]

someone is playing sad music in a room next to me while im reading this

[@everyonesgaydad]

3:15 I choked on my butter finger

[@Plngerskull]

It’s odd watching this now when no one cares bout endgame

[@r3mm0.]

You can't lie here, Damien's laugh is the best thing on this earth

[@professionallydumbassprotogen]

I dont have a mental illness

[@professionallydumbassprotogen]

There i lied

[@professionallydumbassprotogen]

@Theultimateplr it wasnt supposed to act good i was proving a point

[@Mirage_Main321]

Why on earth, why not anywhere else?

[@shark20069]

26:15 and 29:30 34:20 are the best

[@christiankirby8092]

9:10 this person had an opportunity and a dream to demoralize a Karen so hard and they went for it. My deepest respect to this person.

[@purpleidiot4593]

I think I'm wrong, but this sounds like theodds1out's story.

[@BinglesP]

27:09 Damien seeing a Mobius Strip before knowing what is going on about it is a Certified Hood Classic

[@DiplexBlock]

29:30 i love how damien makes his own joke so good he laughs at it XD

[@lemonations9550]

Every time Damien laughs we witness his soul leave his body.

[@teolav1993]

29:35 …is he ok? I think I already know the answer but need a second source

[@yukiluraintheneko362]

*presses f for respect*

[@Rita-cd4mu]

The wheeze when he laughs is so good like he wheezes so hard he fuckin ascends

[@RandomBubble]

a*

[@WitherHound122]

Yep

[@cocoaX3]

Zach: Imagine being insulted by a developer Robtop: Hold my beer.

[@carlospalmer4342]

Actually it’s “hold my non-existent 2.2 update”

[@The20XX_]

Hell yeah

[@TheMisterDarknight]

@@carlospalmer4342 sadge

[@xavavra]

@@carlospalmer4342 Oof, you got him where it hurts

[@carlospalmer4342]

@@xavavra indeed I did lol.

[@theayoooooo7744]

you CANNOT tell me that Damien's laugh isn't contagious

[@azur385]

13:22 Your voice tone is a great representation of the boiling water.

[@Xo_Beanie_MorningStar_Xo]

Oh my God they made a compilation of this, this is perfect

[@realrythmplayz]

such a madlad

[@CEOmagi]

I was watching this for 15 minutes and I was like "why it's not ending" then I saw its 1 hr long 😂

[@Real-Rat]

same

[@dumbibish1422]

It took me 45 min :(

[@CEOmagi]

@@dumbibish1422 it's ok at least we enjoyed 😌

[@randomteens7456]

0:32 watching this at 8:59AM without sleeping all night at 16

[@FrozenSolid90]

8:44 That is the look of a man who does not regret his actions.

[@CarterDoesStuff73]

29:35 this made me laugh more than it should have💀

[@magicjayjay406]

same lol

[@subtitlesarecool]

Name: Robin Age: 20 State: Not okay, but humor is at 101%

[@JonathanFury1596]

Don’t I know it

[@kingnida7765]

Me at the beginning: Hey Damians back! Weird, you'd think he'd make a comment about it. Me about 5 minutes in: Man, what's with all the End Game memes all the sudden? Did I miss something? Me 12 minutes in realizing the red bar isn't even half way acrossed the screen: ...You absolute mad lads.

[@dist0rted320]

69th like, you're welcum.

[@arbys__6032]

@@dist0rted320 shut up. stop talking

[@dist0rted320]

@@arbys__6032 Hahah, thought so

[@christopherpotter-crum4561]

22:33 RISE OF THE CHRIS!

[@Lisa2011.]

33:50 I WAS NEARLY GONNA CRY, BROOO!

[@swampcooler8332]

43:50 unOrdinary is a webcomic on Webtoon, that follows a world where everyone has super powers and follows the life of John, a high schooler going to a very prestigious school despite not having any powers. It follows the hierarchy of a world where raw power means everything. It's actually pretty damn good if you ask me, the artist posts weekly and has pretty good art for being a weekly series. 10/10 would recommend

[@ultimonx9152]

No it's bad genuinely do not read it

[@en4833]

Its amazing. Go read it.

[@RedmannTheCringe]

3:1 ratio of ratings on this comment. I will probably read it :)

[@billreynolds5077]

Its good. Check it out

[@emmanuelpena2228]

Personally, I didn't like it. I thought John was to unlikable to put up sith.

[@Ogerponyo]

Damien? Is back? This is a legendary event.

[@Samy-im3ko]

No this just reposting the mad lads all in one vid

[@bigbean69699]

Sad

[@AverageConsumer-uj8sm]

Damian left?

[@Chigbungus4887]

10:13 "The Egyptians built the Egyptians built" - Damien, 2022

[@aqtxz]

37:05 *That's one of the smoothest moves in interview stories*

[@Onismmoth]

I think the most immense disappointment I've ever felt was seeing my friends discord in this video.

[@LPScarlex]

Oh man I miss Damien and Zach's voice in emkay. Good times *this is also a plug for DeeLee and EzPz*

[@arkandy7314]

Where are they now?

[@bagman123ABC]

nice

[@GrookeyYT]

@@arkandy7314 Damian is back on his main channel (Damian Lee) and no idea where Zach is

[@Delta21OnYT]

@@GrookeyYT Zach's on EzPz, ZachxFuller and a bunch of other stuff, including videos on Robin's personal channel

[@mochi-dragon]

10:02 one time I borrowed a pen from the teacher Then committed arson

[@d_erren]

4:41 wow i didnt expect any Miyamoto around here. but finally someone who knows who he is! also its “mee ya mow to”

[@superplushpower4649]

Mee yuh moe toe

[@TomateGamer-gl3ln]

Damien will never be forgotten, imo the best narrator of all time

[@sunnalyn]

8:29 “Thank you for your rejection letter rejection, but we are sorry to not accept your rejection rejection letter.”

[@ryannorthup3148]

10:11 Ya good, Damien? Ya having a stroke or something?

[@zeanyt2372]

Smell burnt popcorn?

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

38:58 and when you post something Reddit automatically makes you upvote yout own post, so that’s probably the poster's upvote

[@candacel3305]

To be fair, there are fabric scissors out there that cost hundreds of dollars. Not sure which ones were used by the kid, but even the more inexpensive ones are $20-$40. Still don't think death is a suitable punishment lol.

[@lilysnape6520]

I bet it's more an inside joke

[@kylelapoint4187]

Eh ig

[@thatdude034]

Well if $100 is enough to kill your child i wonder why the kid still lives.. i mean just the medical bills for birthing that child is enough to take the life of every child in the hospital..

[@crypticmrchimes]

Theatre kid and costume designer here. Long story short, you have to be really bloody protective of your fabric scissors because they are expensive but also you really can’t use them for anything else. Being able to make clean, straight cuts on your fabric is really important and if you use your scissors on other things the blades will dull significantly faster and can ruin your scissors very quickly. Think of fabric scissors as a very specialized tool and personally I don’t even cut threads with my pair. The problem is that everyone who doesn’t sew won’t understand that and often tools will be borrowed and then returned when things get hectic. Thus it is sometimes necessary to both label your fabric scissors and instill the fear of god into the other techies of what you will do if they DARE touch your scissors without permission!

[@shaunalennon3144]

I have a couple questions: 1)Why aren't the fabric scissors in her sewing stuff? 2)Who cuts tortillas with scissors?

[@lottiemorton6373]

3:05 I agree fabric scissors can't be sharpened properly and cost about 30 pounds or dollars per pair Judy is relatable

[@Unclegosh1]

47:40 I believe that I have seen that exact sign. It’s either in the creation museum or the the ark encounter. Could be totally wrong, but the background matches up and everything

[@Nordicdino]

I actually love Damiens laughing more than the madlads!!!🤣

[@independentpsycho5039]

An hour of this showed me something. that we were all rickrolled

[@waynehutchins3431]

Speaking of Madlads, I just drove down to Florida and cheered “WISCONSIN” with some some random dude in the street.

[@Arichu_]

You go friends

[@josephmclaughlin5688]

Damien's laugh is so contagious.

[@quip2900]

29:32 "Now I'm gonna go crank your mom." has to be one of the most legendary Damien quotes

[@stewarthodge7634]

29:36 Damien's laugh turns into a Dream teakettle wheeze

[@aieza8767]

26:46 as a child with divorced parents i can confirm that two christmases are better than relationships

[@LittleLotteWanders]

Ah madlads… always reminds me of the time my dad informed me that he once convinced my grandma to buy everything he needed to grow psychedelic shrooms by telling her it was for the school science fair.

[@silverspooonnn025]

the fact that damien laughs at his own jokes more than the actual madlads is just funny

[@randaranatunga7259]

OH. MY. GOODNESS. Everyone has joined the battalion and they did it in the most majestic way possible I honestly might cry this is amazing Thank you Team Emkay Y’all are amazing

[@PirateShux]

This is just all the vids mixed together not a new one tho

[@randaranatunga7259]

@@PirateShux hence why I said everyone joined the battalion lol

[@PirateShux]

@@randaranatunga7259 oh I thought you meant they all recorded one video together lol. My bad

[@Prefusify]

@@randaranatunga7259 damn i see you often

[@randaranatunga7259]

@@Prefusify hmmm

[@valleyard8674]

43:50 oh yeah, I need to go back to reading Un0rdinary, I probably have a few chapters till I catch up

[@LuxXLost]

I don’t have Reddit but here’s a fun thing: When I was in 2nd grade (I have really good memory) my elementary was doing a grade-wide movie day. It was inside out. After 20 minutes of struggling to set it up, the film had to be ended as the swears and mentions ensued. What a day.

[@D3monfury1]

4:36 The guy who takes the donuts:why is it spicy

[@ItsThat1Potato]

33:51 got me so hard, I was rolling on the floor laughing like a sick dying horse

[@haydenphillips297]

Da fuq

[@vexile1239]

Oddly specific

[@CoatieAnimates]

R/CursedComments

[@talesofnorga9629]

9:41 You are amazing for respecting your boss's privaticy despite the K A R E N infestation

[@talesofnorga9629]

Bro that's basic human decency Da FaCk

[@B.L.U.S]

​@@talesofnorga9629why did you reply to your own comment?

[@punkin631]

"ruh roh raggy i rook a rump on da ritchen roor" translation "uh oh shaggy i took a dump on the kitchen floor"

[@TheMNWolf]

Musashi arrived to those duels late on purpose to infuriate his enemies and distract them from his tactics. Guy was a master of the mind game.

[@LPScarlex]

29:31 has to be the best damien line of all time

[@caitssym3878]

5:14 when he said 39 and it was 93 for some reason made me laugh. I have had a rough day lmao

[@jedder77]

10:51 oh no rip Corey

[@boston_boi]

“Watch me crank my 90’s now ima go crank ya mom” LMAOOOOOOO

[@ramune_u]

only true madlads watch this whole thing in one sitting. i am one of them. starting now. LETS GO

[@mrfrogkingg]

Same

[@lesenigma2536]

I..... I is madlad? :3

[@Aelvir114]

Damien…that mustard is English Mustard…the spiciest mustard known to man.

[@NotTheFbi69420]

"Imma crank some 90's Now Imma crank yo mom!" Best line ever where has it been for my whole life

[@aicontrolled9899]

17:56 mcnuggets

[@Skorpys365]

20:57 As a Norwegian-speaker, I could read that without problem. It is quite similar to the stereotyopical Norwegian acent :)

[@aliteralpotato873]

Oooooh this looks interesting

[@based_male9293]

POTATO

[@mrfrogkingg]

CARROT

[@babyyoda7749]

What, is this comment section.

[@kayemm_86]

21:16 "This is even funnier in Greek because of the different alphabet. Good luck figuring out what any of this means."

[@savagefurry]

"YE-HEAH! BRING ON THE TOES!" Brought out Damions inner Jack Black.

[@pikachussoul5505]

26:26 his fawking laugh here is a masterpiece.

[@whirrrl]

i was looking for a comment about that i was not prepared at all

[@WhoIsDisMan15]

5:33 this is both hilarious and epic

[@Random_Antifurry]

go to an ice hockey match with a loved one. say "i have to tell you something" they reply with "what?" "nothing, i was asking for the ice to break."

[@GoodDoggo_1]

31:24 as the youngest brother I've mastered the art of silently talking and running so I can surprise my brothers

[@CheddarVG]

The lads can't get more mad than this.

[@Retro_Lightning]

The lads and las*

[@booperdooperproductions2545]

@@Retro_Lightning no one asked

[@ConcussiveSona]

Aah, hearing Damien on Emkay. A dream come true.

[@2006PoyotaKirbolla]

59:07 I like to imagine the ten minutes being up and the bell from Majoras mask rings.

[@finnhunt5996]

11:21 Imagine getting it one and then just hear “WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAIL, LIKE THE TWILIGHTS LAST STREAMING”

[@rigdeboy_5300]

I watched this all the way through on a sunday evening, I regret nothing

[@blackg0076]

The 93 year old had me laughing , oldies have their moments and they love a good joke and if you happen to be the butt end of the joke just makes my day. Makes your day when you can laugh along with them.

[@dispatcherkane89]

Notice how he said 39 not 93?

[@Edison_plays_vr]

9:55 correct!

[@Edison_plays_vr]

FORTNIGHT IS TRASH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BABBY!!!!!

[@z.xdtcfy]

21:16 what it sounds like: "Funnier in Greek because of the different alphabet. Good luck figuring out what this means."

[@ObsessedFire45]

25:32 Martyrdom [drop a grenade after being killed]

[@lightcycleman]

Okay... You gotta admit, the point where Damien's staged laughter transitions to "I just made myself laugh, and I'm still laughing at it" is pretty great. xD

[@duper7746]

That 21:48 text said: For findland it looks like this. We speak very monotone and often simplify some words so that they are easier to pronounce. This type of accent is most commonly associated with raildrivers or of f1 drivers

[@mullacy5228]

1:38 forget booth stuffing, if you and your friends haven't tryed to all get stuck in one of those tube slides when you were little, you haven't lived