I heard my niece call someone an “overdone toaster strudel,” I have never been more proud.
@itsdripnovababy2 жыл бұрын
I randomly thought of the insult of calling someone a “Sarah-induced microscope” once.
@Ninjagofan2300 Жыл бұрын
@Plushpocalypse what did they do?
@notagoat2812 жыл бұрын
9:08 No no no, see, the default character is always the absolute most generic, the exact middle ground in all traits. What this is implying is that Zuck looks like what you'd get if you took the exact average of every physical trait a human can have and put them together to make a person. Which is _exactly_ what an alien trying to blend in would do. Dude's right on the boarder of the Uncanny Valley, one good smack away from falling in.
@s.sinster2 жыл бұрын
i feel like mark zuckerburg has his own goddamn essence and aura around him does he never shower his alienation off?
@tanakisoup192 жыл бұрын
Mark Zuckerberg looks like what would happen if you took every human on earth, mixed them all together, and removed any slight showing of anything remotely interesting at all. (Also you can’t fool me goat man)
@AroShadeWeaver2 жыл бұрын
"your mother should've eaten you when your bones were still soft" A guy - 2022
@einienj32812 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes she should have..
@rat_mikey2 жыл бұрын
man hears "anthropomorphic" and thinks it means furry like the word doesn't mean "has human characteristics."
@metalnailgun2 жыл бұрын
Someone says anthropomorphic. Then eventually it ends up in a sitcom, book, movie, commercial, or etc played by or as a human. Then well, you know how the internet and the meme flowchart goes, your comment says so
@marshmallowbiscuit45532 жыл бұрын
Yeah because there's also anthro objects. Idk, like Chip from beauty and the beast or the broomsticks from fantasia (which, yes, are both from Disney but they were immediate thoughts that are rather well known)
@chee.rah.monurB2 жыл бұрын
Yea I hate how people confuse that. As if humsns aren't just anthro gorrilas.
@me0wth012 жыл бұрын
@@chee.rah.monurB anthro gorillas 💀
@chee.rah.monurB2 жыл бұрын
@@me0wth01 Hey,we evolved from apes,so I'm not really WRONG am I?
@bedman33372 жыл бұрын
4:52 Fun fact: one of the core creators of Facebook, who was basically who put very much all the money in the project, was charged with forcing cannibalism to a chicken that he was tasked to keep for weeks to enter the house from the university, like an "acceptance entry to become part of them". He simply give the chicken the cafeteria chicken wing because the animal was curious and wanted to eat it a bit. It was found thanks to the testimony of a girl who saw everything from afar.
@Crazy_Sarah982 жыл бұрын
You happen to have the source for that? My curiosity’s been piqued
@Starfloofle Жыл бұрын
further evidence that they were aliens
@ERROR_V1X-N2 жыл бұрын
2:04 Never in my born days did I expect to hear someone say: “First it’s fur-ifying them, then it’s yiffing them” About cigarettes. I never want to hear such a sentence ever again.
@WildeRaze2 жыл бұрын
exactly. Anthropomorphic doesn't even have to do with furries, it's just for Human-like things that aren't normally human
@ERROR_V1X-N2 жыл бұрын
@@WildeRaze Yep. If anything it’s the opposite. Like turning a character in a movie, who’s an animal, into a human.
@kayciestraub2 жыл бұрын
Thats extremely cursed, who wants to forget we heard it, i got some brain bleach to pass around xD
@pifilixxiv31922 жыл бұрын
@@WildeRaze and then theres gijinkas which are basy ally that, human equivalent of stuff
@kaz1_f12 жыл бұрын
Jack: I'm Australian also jack: can't pronounce "Norris and Ricciardo"
@TheAutisticFrogLord2 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only one who loves jacks laugh and his voice
@YakkingYuko2 жыл бұрын
You’re not
@anmolbargujar2 жыл бұрын
a bit gay innit bruv
@lukatism2 жыл бұрын
you’re not
@Kai_The_Kai2 жыл бұрын
You’re not lol
@earlwilliams77542 жыл бұрын
You are.
@Josh_the_jester2 жыл бұрын
1:50 when the editor finally had enough of Jack's shenanigans
@owyemen93672 жыл бұрын
He can just delete his entire recording and just show the posts if he wanted
@RandomKenny2 жыл бұрын
I have the power 😈
@sylvrwolflol Жыл бұрын
I always appreciate it when the editor adds in some gags too lol
@SkykidAbyss Жыл бұрын
What was he gonna say tho?
@cadenvickery33826 ай бұрын
@@RandomKennyyour the editor?
@ConnorPugs2 жыл бұрын
That doggo in the thumbnail low key cute tho
@doctorsex64282 жыл бұрын
not fr not fr
@Carlos-cm3ul2 жыл бұрын
Go back to making clickbait videos and leave the legit videos alone.
@Kholanee2 жыл бұрын
@@Carlos-cm3ul vyolayshon
@Cant_think_of_a_handle_either2 жыл бұрын
That's not a rare insult.
@crazyjoe42472 жыл бұрын
The dog looks almost as bad as your channel
@VIISkies2 жыл бұрын
2:08: Lowe's and Home Depot are two very similar yet competing US hardware stores. As a Lowe's employee, I've been told a rumor that the company was founded by Home Depot's founder's ex-wife. So yeah. Also, after working in a building with a nice palette of light gray, white, and blue for about a year, Walking into a home depot where the color pallet is usually bright construction orange and dark gray is just an assault on my eyes.
@lightningangel452 жыл бұрын
Home depot is superior
@sambrown64262 жыл бұрын
11:34 That's Doug Demuro. People ask him to come to them and give a tour of their cool car, take it out on the road, and then give his thoughts. He doesn't actually own that car, he's borrowing it from someone.
@CreepersNeedHugs2 жыл бұрын
"Visually speaking, what is that?" That would be people drowning, Jack.
@largo7782 жыл бұрын
Jack: I watch too much anime Me: NO SUCH THING!!!
@Hellysal2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: when u behead a chicken, the other chickens will get close to drink the blood. So yeah chickens just ARE cannibals by nature 😂 Dinosaurs amirite
@windbeneathmywings48842 жыл бұрын
4:50 this might seem like a joke, all fun and games but anyone who has kept chickens will know that they WILL cannibalize each other if given the chance. And those feathered freaks give no fucks if their victim is still cluckin', if theyre hungry enough theyll peck anything _remotely edible_ to shreds
@just-A.randomdude2 жыл бұрын
I can confirm, this is something quite normal
@metalnailgun2 жыл бұрын
Including us if they were bigger than us
@windbeneathmywings48842 жыл бұрын
@@metalnailgun nah I'm sure if you were to somehow fall unconscious in the coop for an extended period of time theyd likely peck you to pieces as well
@lightningangel452 жыл бұрын
Ok, I am now 1000x more scared of chickens. How did someone associate the word "chicken" with a coward?
@stefangrobbink77602 жыл бұрын
They truely are the relatives of raptors.
@fabulouschild20052 жыл бұрын
8:45 hearing Jack mispronounce Ricciardo's name when he's Australian is really funny to me
@BirdieBeee.s_VENTUREАй бұрын
15:12 Hehe fawn-ing after her, I see what you did there 😂
@lilicrozma2 жыл бұрын
The pixar-looking guy looked like Riley's dad from inside out without the "THINK MARK!" moustache
@pandalabtech2 жыл бұрын
its great when Jack doubles or even triples the burn factor
@3rdeye7thdimension2 жыл бұрын
3:55 oh good it wasn't just me who made the Neon Genesis Evangelion connection.
@yukionna65632 жыл бұрын
Lol jacks voice always calms me down after a rage quit
@Trip_koLng2 жыл бұрын
3:00 Filipino here, I'd say that's an understatement It's more so if UN was a country
@tokyobateman66102 жыл бұрын
2:47 My first thought was “Wait, but Degrassi’s not a Disney show” and then it clicked
@mebalbib35182 жыл бұрын
0:15 bro looks like the bully’s henchmen friend and the nerd the bully is targeting at the same time
@owyemen93672 жыл бұрын
Looks like a principle in a cartoon too
@CourierCat-isGod Жыл бұрын
Nailed it you nailed it there is no more perfect description of that abominable kiwi (Guys i called him [insert adjective] with funi random thing which mean funi rare haha insult rikght??? thnk for updoots)
@daemonking9442 жыл бұрын
This is so much better than older videos! The dark mode switch instead of the light mode (don't know when this happened) makes my eyes not hurt.
@brainytorch52652 жыл бұрын
1:55 Jack what have you done
@quirky72082 жыл бұрын
No we should 100% make smokers be associated with furrys, make them feel more embarrassed about their horrible addiction
@TheAutisticFrogLord2 жыл бұрын
rare insults is always one of my favorites
@Graytail2 жыл бұрын
02:02 you know anthropomorphising doesnt mean 'making a furry' right? it means giving humanlike characteristics. Like putting bendy hose arms and legs and a face on a cigarette...
@0BucketMask02 жыл бұрын
All words end up losing meaning because of dumb people online
@GenerationalSavant Жыл бұрын
Chickens bloody love cannibalism. That's like a Joker level "give the people what they want" backhanded compliment, lol.
@terrymightyena58202 жыл бұрын
"Let's not furrify cigarettes" Jack, 2k22
@granautismo692 жыл бұрын
14:06 dude looks like an aye-aye, Jesus Christ, those drinks are now doomed to a slow, horrible death.
@einienj32812 жыл бұрын
"Which one is the beater box, sir?" 😆😆
@Hispanortodoxo2 жыл бұрын
The hitchhiking and comercial planes thing legit got me
@perhaps70462 жыл бұрын
My dad decided that to save food waste he would feed chicken to our chickens. When we explained to him that that was cannibalism and was unethical, he didn’t see any issue with it. Surprise surprise he’s not a great guy. Anyone who seems feeding chicken to a chicken ethically okay is not alright…
@seekoutguy2 жыл бұрын
I mean my chickens ate one of the other chickens when it died. I mean they all died like a week later, but still, I don't think the chickens mind
@loki_shu2 жыл бұрын
I've seen my chicken eat one of their eggs even though I've fed them in the morning... i was furious so I steal the rest and make an omelet for dinner
@0BucketMask02 жыл бұрын
Dude, chickens will literally kill eachother to eat the dead body, as well as eating their own eggs, for extra protein. They'll also kill and eat small rodents and birds for the same reason. There's absolutely nothing unethical about an animal doing something it's always done. Did you even research chickens before you bought one?
@krbthewitch2 жыл бұрын
Your be surprised by what chickens are cool with eating. They eat each other, their own eggs, all that jazz. Ethics are fuzzy in the animal kingdom.
@Red_LEAF1872 жыл бұрын
1:48 I come from an pacific islander background and we Boil Green Bananas. They go good with raw fish. :d
@TetraSky2 жыл бұрын
Amber's lawyers were totally betting on the "believe women" angle, no matter what, and didn't have any real defence other than that. Even her recordings are bogus, because you can hear how he talks in those that he knows something is wrong with her acting as if she cared about him.
@MarzieMalfoy2 жыл бұрын
"Elongating his musk" only Jack 😂😂😂😂
@CYR0_P1X2 жыл бұрын
11:16 Pete looks like a second grader that tried snorting smarties in front of the cool kids and acted high for the rest of the day.
@lostforwar56192 жыл бұрын
This channel is our lord and saviour when it comes to gaming
@ameliarose472 жыл бұрын
3:53 ALSO what I think when I hear that word. I'm not into anime but my boyfriend has shown me a couple and he made me watch. ALL. OF. IT. It's not a bad show but it's emotionally intense and he was like, "well only watch 9 hours of squidgame after you've watched the 20ish hours of this". He still hasn't finished squid game with me and it's been longer than I took me to watch all of Neon Genesis with him (obviously we didn't watch everything all at once with either).
@LostCauseRT2 жыл бұрын
Oh sweet summer child... there are yiffed ones already.
@TetraSky2 жыл бұрын
"I wish I was that fly" "no wonder she looked disgusting" I'll be honest, that's the only thing that made me laugh, something is wrong with me...
@blueyoshi85172 жыл бұрын
6:06. That looks like someone from my chemistry class who is only there because they want to take up dentistry, and doesn’t “get” half the content.
@axelrose84812 жыл бұрын
i like to tell people “you are the human equivalent of the grimey mac and cheese stuck at the bottom of a dumpster behind a public british school” it’s a fight ender.
@elmegagraciaelisabethsiman63812 жыл бұрын
Elon elongating his musk cracks me up so damn much pls never stop Jack
@Ragehunger2 жыл бұрын
13:26 "Hey Vsauce, Michael here! No, I'm not really Michael ... _or am I?"_
@AGenericUser2 жыл бұрын
2:55 im Filipino and i can confirm this
@babydoppio73302 жыл бұрын
1:52 LIKE WHAT, JACK? LIKE WHAT??
@iloveplasticbottles2 жыл бұрын
LegalEagle looks like an anime lawyer
@unknown200052 жыл бұрын
the reason that all police stations all have that one big police officer is the same reason why all football teams have that one big guy on the team they can’t run far or fast but they can truck the crap out of other’s
@juno_bugzz2 жыл бұрын
imagine being australian (coughs in gday mate)
@fictional_player2 жыл бұрын
0:34 And here we have Elon elongating his musk~ *Lmao I'm dying fr XD*
@DrHugbees2 жыл бұрын
Did I just hear Jack really say Anthony fantano is a mustache away from being Hitler, that's actually hilarious and almost correct with him and his fans.
@TheOriginalCowboyCat2 жыл бұрын
1:47 ... what the fuck, I REALLY hope he isn't joking about what I think he's joking about
@itsjustmenova2 жыл бұрын
I’m so confused but I know it was really bad
@Tetrik822 жыл бұрын
when I try to draw a dog while looking at a picture of a dog
@coffee-ouji2 жыл бұрын
0:23 the dude looks both like Leo Messi and Ryan Reynolds at the same time
@Shad0w-One2 жыл бұрын
Damn, can't wait for some cigarette yiff
@Fwenec2 жыл бұрын
“The only subreddit that’s the story of my life”
@Memrlord2 жыл бұрын
3:40 man looks like a Stretch Armstrong
@kanashimi19782 жыл бұрын
LMAO ahh love Emkay
@Patrick-zj4qz2 жыл бұрын
The difference between Lowes and Home Depot is that one is Bunnings and the other is also Bunnings.
@Punky_TallKnightStan2 жыл бұрын
14th time asking:get all the narrators together in like a discord call and review r/justguysbeing dudes together. Like get Emkay crew, the EZPZ guys,Damien of DeeLee,the people at Ask Emkay,all of them. Even Zach.
@dillonmacpherson33502 жыл бұрын
Some good old fashion Wildspartanz chaos
@dunefox82 жыл бұрын
What about Lexi?
@Punky_TallKnightStan2 жыл бұрын
@@dunefox8 I typed that from memory in under 2 minutes.dont think I forgot.even the people on the new channel * Ask Emkay * I don't know about them yet,but one Joey,another Gavin,and another Troy. I'm unsure if there are more. But Lexi and the Ask Emkay gang count.and Lexi is in Emkay soooooo
@dunefox82 жыл бұрын
@@Punky_TallKnightStan I know. But Lexi is a she
@Punky_TallKnightStan2 жыл бұрын
@@dunefox8 welp. Shell just be the one who doesnt understand and makes everything 5 times funnier as of result lol
@maybebananmaybe7672 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, if you don't trim the tip of a chicken once in a while, the chicken will start eating itself! And you need to isolate an injured chicken so it won't be eaten by other chickens. Chickens are infact, cannibalistic.
@Stick_and_stone2 жыл бұрын
1:51 where the hell did that joke come from
@geraldballinger64282 жыл бұрын
when it showed the pictures of someone looking like multiple other people idk why but i thought of stanley pines from gravity falls
@rawrisadragon2 жыл бұрын
Jack sounded like a veggietales character in the last few seconds of the video
@metalnailgun2 жыл бұрын
"No! Not Ma! Not Bingo!"
@xnamkcor2 жыл бұрын
After spending about 2 months trying to get Google to accept my gift card credit cards to buy the new Chromecast With Google TV, I took a bus over to Lowe's and they happily accepted my money to buy one from their shelves.
@jimwormmaster2 жыл бұрын
2:52: Ah yes, Drake & Josh, the famous "Disney" show. It was Nickelodeon, not Disney!
@Mojavenovak2 жыл бұрын
Awesome video!
@IsaacMcMillan-u7i2 жыл бұрын
4:58 my dad's girlfriend does this to her chickens, doesn't even phase me from all the things I've seen she does. The witch.
@autisticwitch75818 ай бұрын
I can assure you, most cheap chicken you buy from the store has been fed chicken. It's a common practice, and chickens will eat other dead chickens naturally.
@unknown200052 жыл бұрын
(jack) oh god someone arrest me (that one fbi agent watching this video) say no more
@just-A.randomdude2 жыл бұрын
1:48 How is eating green bananas an insult??
@WellToastedBagel2 жыл бұрын
13:01 Tamatoa is a goddamn chad, bro. Being compared to him is a compliment and a half, haha.
@milkchocolatetheanimator66262 жыл бұрын
PERFECT! My little sister called the other sister a “bald headed donkey” today.
@owyemen93672 жыл бұрын
Mf is your sister Gordon Ramsay
@sambrown64262 жыл бұрын
4:50 My gym/health teacher has a parrot that eats chicken. I call him "Mr. Cannibal".
@o0L4nc3r0o2 жыл бұрын
0:45 How can we take anyone like that even seriously? Trying to insult someone, but then using "ur" instead of "You're" in your sentence...
@alttie32 жыл бұрын
The fact that this was posted 8 hours ago, I missed it bc I was reading wattpad, and I just got back from wattpad 8 hours later says a lot…
@owyemen93672 жыл бұрын
I would make a rare insult here to you since you read wattpad and stan gnf but you're already an insult to your parent so I don't need to
@alttie32 жыл бұрын
Also that might have been the most un-original comment I’ve ever seen in my life
@thingsidoomed2 жыл бұрын
Here’s a rare insult: ududgxsixhsjshxjssh nobody has ever said that before, so technically its rare.
@Unibiub2 жыл бұрын
Well, gjhjvkdkcjforpdjfkdoflf yourself 😜
@TheAncient_One2 жыл бұрын
Jack:Mentions Neon Genesis Evangelion Me:ZAETOHU ARE SHIOTUETE
@geraldballinger64282 жыл бұрын
what?
@BENDYKILLER6988 ай бұрын
13:34 blud looks like a budget Vsauce from Etsy
@salomedivina40992 жыл бұрын
im trying to wrap my head around the fact that he pronounced ricciardo and norris's names like that. my siblings are crazy f1 fans so im gonna use that to piss them off😭😭😭
@someguyonyoutube92792 жыл бұрын
“let’s not fur-ify cigarettes” *DON’T GIVE THEM IDEAS*
@pia302 жыл бұрын
6:00 never thought I would see naomi on emkay... her KZbin is 'naomi jon' btw
@davidatkinson472 жыл бұрын
Physical stress can compromise the immune system, which would in turn allow compromised cells to grow into a tumor. Normally you have a few compromised cells all the time, but your immune system will take care of them. If it can't anymore, you're in trouble. That's the closest string I could draw. If anything, that guy "coming out" should have been a simple relief for everyone. Everybody who knew him well already knew.
@miriam15262 жыл бұрын
6:16 That's Naomi Jon lul, she is a singer/ tiktoker/youtuber😂 I luv her❤️😂
@electricangel10012 жыл бұрын
Me when someone else is Australia: *REALLLY?? I thought I was the only one1!!!11*
@nethaura49222 жыл бұрын
9:08 Remind me in an year when this ages like milk
@rebeccarimmer63482 жыл бұрын
1:09 ah yes, the famous DC movie: Avengers Endgame
@notagoat2812 жыл бұрын
6:54 Yeah, I thought she lost them, too, but they're just behind her back. If you look closely, you can see some of her left arm.
@Hellchild30002 жыл бұрын
Hey Jack! I know you love dragon's (I do too.) So I am suggesting a book series called Wings of Fire!! I hope take my suggestion. :)
@AIFO_NV2 жыл бұрын
MGK be looking like a chipotle bag
@SephtisSizent2 жыл бұрын
The gay brother/cancer AITA post had my eyes actually bug out, holy hell
@joelhaggis50542 жыл бұрын
6:24 I think I know what song he's referring to
@snowyskys85052 жыл бұрын
“what’s poppin im robin” PLEASE SAY IT
@rextalk38402 жыл бұрын
3:32 Sounds a bit like Abridged Nappa
@julienandrus41692 жыл бұрын
Thanks for putting my comment in your video!
@rettbull91002 жыл бұрын
The Elisabeth Olsen image was the 2nd to last episode on Wandavision. Great show too. Sucks that it was only 1 season.