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EmKay

EmKay

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Top posts from r/Rareinsults on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
Narrator ► / xycronva

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@rockmusicisperfection2791
@rockmusicisperfection2791 3 жыл бұрын
Robin: "What bird would I be?" Everyone: *looks around awkwardly* Lexi: "So... who's gonna tell him?"
@lisahenry20
@lisahenry20 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely a turkey
@IAmSchwi
@IAmSchwi 3 жыл бұрын
obviously a PiGeOn
@LavroseRovender
@LavroseRovender 3 жыл бұрын
He would ____________
@doughnutman9812
@doughnutman9812 3 жыл бұрын
A blue tit
@softwet6393
@softwet6393 3 жыл бұрын
An american eagle, obviously
@Whatsabird
@Whatsabird 3 жыл бұрын
Robin’s laugh sounds like it’s being held hostage by Robin so it could laugh
@montyfan9940
@montyfan9940 3 жыл бұрын
So... hows that cure going doc?
@harleyanderson8720
@harleyanderson8720 3 жыл бұрын
Mind size MEGA
@justice1806
@justice1806 3 жыл бұрын
They need to put this comment in a r/rareinsults video im dying 😂😂😂
@remyrichardson8614
@remyrichardson8614 3 жыл бұрын
Shitty CinemaSins fake-laugh sounding ass.
@yukoarmstrong2879
@yukoarmstrong2879 2 жыл бұрын
A rare insult in a R/rare insults vidio
@oshenrandall2203
@oshenrandall2203 3 жыл бұрын
Robin: "what bird would I be?" Me, at 1:47 AM, drunk on nothing but time: YoU wOuLd Be A cAnArY.
@Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith
@Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith 3 жыл бұрын
@Evening Inchworm I think he would be a Cuckoo, he seems a bit... cuckoo, to me.
@landiemoonkurshey5468
@landiemoonkurshey5468 2 жыл бұрын
A bald eagle because of his hair loss
@HelloFellowFriends
@HelloFellowFriends 2 ай бұрын
@@landiemoonkurshey5468 Mannn, you didn't have to murder a guy LMAAOOO
@martinapodaca4576
@martinapodaca4576 3 жыл бұрын
The "I would rather be British" insult was 1000% gold, I'm just kinda saddened it was lost on Robin in the moment
@perfectdoll4112
@perfectdoll4112 3 жыл бұрын
From an acc like that its serious buisness
@_Reddee_
@_Reddee_ 3 жыл бұрын
its sad he didnt notice it was from the IRA
@Jsouza1226
@Jsouza1226 3 жыл бұрын
@Silvertd 159 Would you like some tea for that burn instead then?
@KochamPL
@KochamPL 3 жыл бұрын
come out ya black and tans come out an-
@Jsouza1226
@Jsouza1226 3 жыл бұрын
@Silvertd 159 I don’t think you realized this was a joke. Sorry though, it was with no bad intention.
@ilike_racecars
@ilike_racecars 3 жыл бұрын
Rare insults in a nutshell: Random words together 70% Good insults 25% Rare good insults 5%
@hypertrollos4776
@hypertrollos4776 3 жыл бұрын
Same! I love race cars and everything about them. I think that's why my friends call me racist!
@meow.610
@meow.610 3 жыл бұрын
@@hypertrollos4776 i- _wait what-_
@hypertrollos4776
@hypertrollos4776 3 жыл бұрын
His name.
@_antisocialmedia6377
@_antisocialmedia6377 3 жыл бұрын
The subreddit is called rare insults not good/creative insults I could call someone a coffee machine that looks like it fell down the stairs, was that insult good? No, not really, will you ever hear it again? Probably not, thus, is the insult rare? Yes, and so the insult technically fits the subreddit Rare =/= Clever
@hypertrollos4776
@hypertrollos4776 3 жыл бұрын
@@_antisocialmedia6377 what are you even talking about
@lk2704
@lk2704 3 жыл бұрын
Robin is like the guy who you would ask to present your project because everyone on your crew is introverted
@castergilgamesh1778
@castergilgamesh1778 3 жыл бұрын
I'm the introvert for sure
@PonandCon9025
@PonandCon9025 Жыл бұрын
yep
@n0t_UN_Owen
@n0t_UN_Owen 3 жыл бұрын
Her: He's probably thinking of other women Him: if Steve and Alex had a child, it would look like the Terraria guide npc
@aidan2727
@aidan2727 3 жыл бұрын
Thats cool and all but the longer the icon of sin stays on earts the stronger it becomes
@daiyousei.1586
@daiyousei.1586 3 жыл бұрын
I need me some unthink juice
@Ak-we2un
@Ak-we2un 3 жыл бұрын
T
@nicholanimations4703
@nicholanimations4703 3 жыл бұрын
@@aidan2727 what are you talking about
@daiyousei.1586
@daiyousei.1586 3 жыл бұрын
@@nicholanimations4703 It's a DOOM reference
@Marinara_lol
@Marinara_lol 3 жыл бұрын
Robin: “What bird would I be?” Me: idk maybe a *robin*
@TheUnreadableUser
@TheUnreadableUser 3 жыл бұрын
yes exactly what i thought
@blakethesnake0134
@blakethesnake0134 3 жыл бұрын
Nah he'd be an Emu
@howboutmaybe7559
@howboutmaybe7559 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking he would be a parrot
@Freddy_Fazbear_har
@Freddy_Fazbear_har 3 жыл бұрын
Nah he be penguin
@colorado_river5003
@colorado_river5003 3 жыл бұрын
@@Freddy_Fazbear_har I was about to say "Penguins aren't birds" but then I looked at my username and remembered.
@lucaspinnato7816
@lucaspinnato7816 3 жыл бұрын
This guy has the kind of voice that makes you feel like you always knew him, even tho you never seen him
@Lumen99
@Lumen99 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm glad Momo won her battle with anorexia" *Your opponent's active Pokemon is now burned*
@Jacob_Josh
@Jacob_Josh 3 жыл бұрын
Snorelax is in better shape than this skinny person.
@TanuSharma0705
@TanuSharma0705 3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@Lumen99
@Lumen99 3 жыл бұрын
@@TanuSharma0705 8:28
@avaob686
@avaob686 3 жыл бұрын
The I would rather be British thing was an insult because it was “the unofficial ira” so basically the ira are the people who fought Britain for the Irish republic
@MasterHall117
@MasterHall117 3 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute, isn’t that what Sunday Bloody Sunday was about?
@avaob686
@avaob686 3 жыл бұрын
@@MasterHall117 yes but that was when the British army killed 14 innocent civilians during a gaa game because the ira killed some British officers
@MasterHall117
@MasterHall117 3 жыл бұрын
@@avaob686 Ah, thanks
@kelpdock8913
@kelpdock8913 2 жыл бұрын
@@MasterHall117 There were different bloody sundays too, one was with the provisional IRA and that one was cringe
@CreepersNeedHugs
@CreepersNeedHugs Жыл бұрын
The "I'd rather be British" one went straight over Robin's head lmao
@user-dw1es8nk2l
@user-dw1es8nk2l 3 жыл бұрын
"this makes me feel like the EmKay crew should make a few videos on r/roast me" **almost everybody has approved**
@ExplodingCreeper17
@ExplodingCreeper17 3 жыл бұрын
The reason why the person saying "I would rather be British" is a rare insult because it's called "The Unofficial IRA Account"
@faisalb3705
@faisalb3705 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t like. It’s at 69
@defaultio2798
@defaultio2798 3 жыл бұрын
@@faisalb3705 Not anymore.
@faisalb3705
@faisalb3705 3 жыл бұрын
Hey google. How many murders can I get away with
@defaultio2798
@defaultio2798 3 жыл бұрын
@@faisalb3705 Sh*t.
@faisalb3705
@faisalb3705 3 жыл бұрын
@@defaultio2798 that’s only 1 of my war crimes
@superlemonyshark
@superlemonyshark 3 жыл бұрын
Robin: a robin Lexi: hybrid budgee-albino pigeon Damian: macaw Jack: peacock Zach: parrot
@pourocks
@pourocks 3 жыл бұрын
Help All the other pigs are in their bunkers and won't let me in!!! Plz don't attack us guys I don't want to take the eggs I'm just forced to build vehicles for king pig and if I fail a mission I get yelled at by king pig plz no!!!
@DaxAxeOffical
@DaxAxeOffical 3 жыл бұрын
Lexis one made me laugh like hell
@starfirei3356
@starfirei3356 3 жыл бұрын
Lexi’s is so specific I feel like it’d be right even if it isn’t.
@Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith
@Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith 3 жыл бұрын
I think Lexi would be a Phoenix.
@chaoslord_6664
@chaoslord_6664 3 жыл бұрын
Zack would be that rare flightless parrot
@ptprojektred
@ptprojektred 3 жыл бұрын
WhY dOn'T yoU wAnNa Be BrItIscH?! The Unoficial IRA Account: Am I a joke to you?
@helpmereach250subs8
@helpmereach250subs8 3 жыл бұрын
*KZbin is getting real comfortable with these double 15 second no skip ads*
@dougiefoster6983
@dougiefoster6983 3 жыл бұрын
So in summary, youtube sucks.
@maverickREAL
@maverickREAL 3 жыл бұрын
KZbin commenters getting real comfortable with whining all day and saying the same things without trying to change anything
@ACRocker
@ACRocker 3 жыл бұрын
Specifically, this video
@quillgoblin
@quillgoblin 3 жыл бұрын
I thought your profile pic had a mustache when I first saw it
@Kiwisill
@Kiwisill 3 жыл бұрын
Have you got one?
@RukasuShiota
@RukasuShiota 3 жыл бұрын
Robin then:- The sufferings gonna carry on for a while. Robin now:- I shouldnt have said that. I should NOT have said that.
@yesuscrinstgaming7155
@yesuscrinstgaming7155 3 жыл бұрын
when the IRA lads be willing to be brits, oh lord, must've been God awful
@godlywalrus2694
@godlywalrus2694 3 жыл бұрын
@I Am Z1 what's wrong with Jews
@ShadowGamer-hi2ty
@ShadowGamer-hi2ty 3 жыл бұрын
@I Am Z1 your so mistaken you went left on a right only road
@cankledankle6498
@cankledankle6498 3 жыл бұрын
@I Am Z1 "Guys stop calling me out on being racist you're tearing apart my free speech"
@cankledankle6498
@cankledankle6498 3 жыл бұрын
@I Am Z1 Do you know what you just said?
@FulminatedMercuryGaming
@FulminatedMercuryGaming 3 жыл бұрын
Freedom of speech isnt freedom of consequence
@jakecolee3453
@jakecolee3453 3 жыл бұрын
Ironicly, a Robin. You don't draw attention to yourself, but people quickly find the good in you. That is ur bird
@foxycinnamonkitten997
@foxycinnamonkitten997 3 жыл бұрын
Huh I can see it
@Dmazza99
@Dmazza99 3 жыл бұрын
10:11 Sam O’Nella described a pug’s face by saying it looks like it’s been smashed in by a frying pan and goes guh guh guh
@midnightgamer2158
@midnightgamer2158 3 жыл бұрын
*GUH GUH GUH*
@thescarletking9433
@thescarletking9433 3 жыл бұрын
How is Blitzo
@Dmazza99
@Dmazza99 3 жыл бұрын
@@thescarletking9433 jelly sandwiches ( :
@dyngle2926
@dyngle2926 3 жыл бұрын
@@Dmazza99 when you get the reference
@daiyousei.1586
@daiyousei.1586 3 жыл бұрын
Me: *having a good dream* Alarm clock: Will you wake up, man?
@ashleykozior2067
@ashleykozior2067 3 жыл бұрын
Just two days ago my frickin alarm woke me up just as it got to the best part of my dream and I am still annoyed.
@17aelwan
@17aelwan 3 жыл бұрын
@@ashleykozior2067 that always happens trust me
@user-dw1es8nk2l
@user-dw1es8nk2l 3 жыл бұрын
The clock can't make me wake up
@potopotato4735
@potopotato4735 3 жыл бұрын
Me, to the alarm clock: Will you shut up man?
@Machielovic
@Machielovic 3 жыл бұрын
mine does not ask nicely lol
@taterohoolihan
@taterohoolihan 3 жыл бұрын
Robin is my favorite narrator because I can relate the most to him, and I like the subreddits he reviews
@rareblue3698
@rareblue3698 3 жыл бұрын
I miss damian
@rareblue3698
@rareblue3698 3 жыл бұрын
@Wxter_Melen heck yeah he was!
@boshikagebira4753
@boshikagebira4753 3 жыл бұрын
What bird would you be? “Local kookaburra can no longer fly because it ate too many sausages”
@chaoslord_6664
@chaoslord_6664 3 жыл бұрын
Omg did that really happen?
@hiroshell7973
@hiroshell7973 Жыл бұрын
UPDATE ANSWER?
@linox_norway7475
@linox_norway7475 3 жыл бұрын
Robin: "What bird would I be?" Hmm, I don't know... oh wait
@anthonymurray8101
@anthonymurray8101 3 жыл бұрын
I have no idea what?
@linox_norway7475
@linox_norway7475 3 жыл бұрын
@@anthonymurray8101 Robin. Robin is a bird
@anthonymurray8101
@anthonymurray8101 3 жыл бұрын
R/woooosh
@thewatermelonbehindtheslaughtr
@thewatermelonbehindtheslaughtr 3 жыл бұрын
dang..
@anthonymurray8101
@anthonymurray8101 3 жыл бұрын
@@thewatermelonbehindtheslaughtr I really gottm
@smolpurrito759
@smolpurrito759 3 жыл бұрын
I’m literally friends with the “mr potato head rebellious teenager” girl. I can’t even
@growlithevloging0842
@growlithevloging0842 3 жыл бұрын
Omg same
@j.ojo2004
@j.ojo2004 3 жыл бұрын
What did she think of the roast though?
@smolpurrito759
@smolpurrito759 3 жыл бұрын
@@j.ojo2004 she genuinely thought it was funny. She’ll delete anything negative but this comment is 100% still up. She does have a great sense of humor
@akaashikeiji6853
@akaashikeiji6853 3 жыл бұрын
You can't even what, Smol Purrito? What can you not even?
@chddr2569
@chddr2569 3 жыл бұрын
Sure you are
@sarahtoast7722
@sarahtoast7722 3 жыл бұрын
Emkay would be one of those hand traced turkeys we made in nursery school.
@Berilia
@Berilia 3 жыл бұрын
"Being british is like the flavour of the month right now" lol no i don't wanna be british i wanna be a cross between an emu and a toaster
@zapdragon5942
@zapdragon5942 3 жыл бұрын
Australian?
@ComradeLeanna
@ComradeLeanna 3 жыл бұрын
Congrats nothing's changed
@Berilia
@Berilia 3 жыл бұрын
@@ComradeLeanna Thank you for giving me the confidence that I am already an emu-toaster
@woofwoof9199
@woofwoof9199 3 жыл бұрын
I wanna be a snake
@ComradeLeanna
@ComradeLeanna 3 жыл бұрын
@@woofwoof9199 use that spell that took away Harry Potters bones
@MilenaAnnina
@MilenaAnnina 3 жыл бұрын
I always try to learn these insults, but I always forget them... Pen and paper!
@aidan2727
@aidan2727 3 жыл бұрын
Thats cool and all but the longer the icon of sin stays on earts the stronger it becomes
@raihanchy1726
@raihanchy1726 3 жыл бұрын
@@aidan2727 what the hell is wrong with you
@MilenaAnnina
@MilenaAnnina 3 жыл бұрын
@@aidan2727 r/Wooosh
@strawberrypink.
@strawberrypink. 3 жыл бұрын
I legitimately have a notebook open
@speedyboi349
@speedyboi349 3 жыл бұрын
Mine come naturally
@Memer9456
@Memer9456 3 жыл бұрын
fan theory: Jack is actually just how Lexi would sound as a male.
@alsodharga_679
@alsodharga_679 3 жыл бұрын
@@Disbanded9998 Lexi is a trans woman. A trans WOMAN; not man. She may have been assigned male at birth, that doesn't change a thing.
@midnightgamer2158
@midnightgamer2158 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus, dharga pie
@_tayp8850
@_tayp8850 3 жыл бұрын
@@Disbanded9998 sigh
@omegadaghost2646
@omegadaghost2646 3 жыл бұрын
Who’s gonna tell Dogs on Mars. Or should we just post this on whoosh and make fun of him for it XDDD
@yinyang3681
@yinyang3681 3 жыл бұрын
@@Disbanded9998 Oh, I'm sorry, I'll remove my comment now.
@iwasDJYukey
@iwasDJYukey 3 жыл бұрын
~ i have some nice insults ~ "You unsalted peanut" "You bleached fishing rod" and my personal favorite, "You deep fried pencil" i might come up with some other ones in the future
@randomcontent3172
@randomcontent3172 3 жыл бұрын
"𝐃𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧." 𝐌𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬
@mizhasthebiz
@mizhasthebiz 3 жыл бұрын
One time i found someone use "You idiotic piece of Switzerland"
@iwasDJYukey
@iwasDJYukey 3 жыл бұрын
@@mizhasthebiz oh
@UwU-ye2hy
@UwU-ye2hy 3 жыл бұрын
I would probably divorce if my wife gave birth to a centipede
@aidan2727
@aidan2727 3 жыл бұрын
Thats cool and all but the longer the icon of sin stays on earts the stronger it becomes
@Oof_2nd
@Oof_2nd 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tilburyy no
@user-dw1es8nk2l
@user-dw1es8nk2l 3 жыл бұрын
ŌwÒ
@weezlewax6839
@weezlewax6839 3 жыл бұрын
Your kinda not funny
@getaround1276
@getaround1276 3 жыл бұрын
*CHILD SUPPORT*
@BigBoiBestBananaBedBeniBrother
@BigBoiBestBananaBedBeniBrother 3 жыл бұрын
6:43 Boi did you just insult his long hair?! BOI.
@CoingamerFL
@CoingamerFL 3 жыл бұрын
5:23 Robin, every insult is the equivalent of "you stupid poopy head" you *u n i n t e l l i g e n t b e i n g*
@koalakidsgamingchannel6927
@koalakidsgamingchannel6927 3 жыл бұрын
The last time I was this early, insults weren’t invented
@gibusgaming5866
@gibusgaming5866 3 жыл бұрын
dojyaaaaaaaan~
@gibusgaming5866
@gibusgaming5866 3 жыл бұрын
dojyaaaaaan~
@user-dw1es8nk2l
@user-dw1es8nk2l 3 жыл бұрын
Yesn't
@emmabingham8545
@emmabingham8545 3 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, nobody SAID "first", "second", "last time I was this early", etc. They were too busy coming out of their mother's womb to say anything
@meow.610
@meow.610 3 жыл бұрын
@@emmabingham8545 pfff so were you
@shelleyford1980
@shelleyford1980 3 жыл бұрын
“Tell me what bird would I be” You know, somethings telling me Robin
@TTJ.616
@TTJ.616 3 жыл бұрын
Robin feels honestly like the best cousin you've been waiting for at a party, i like that.
@teaparty2136
@teaparty2136 3 жыл бұрын
You guys will most likely skip over my comment, but I just want to let you guys know that every single one of your uploads immediately makes my day. I had a anxiety attack earlier today in my class . Seeing a notification from this channel makes me forget the I have social anxiety. Thank you so much 💜💜💜
@teaparty2136
@teaparty2136 3 жыл бұрын
@Mol-Dog thank so much I really need to hear that rn 💜
@MaztRPwn
@MaztRPwn 3 жыл бұрын
How about dont. Clown.
@yu7ky727
@yu7ky727 3 жыл бұрын
@@MaztRPwn ?
@nattypauline5918
@nattypauline5918 3 жыл бұрын
@@MaztRPwn - Agreed. People just make this up smh.
@pastelcat879
@pastelcat879 3 жыл бұрын
.
@gladdy1
@gladdy1 3 жыл бұрын
guy named robin: what birb would i be? everybody: HHMmHmMhM
@5psimmons
@5psimmons 3 жыл бұрын
2:35 "They said be there or be square, and this dude didn't show up."
@linainverse9369
@linainverse9369 2 жыл бұрын
Hi Kokichi! *hugs him tightly and ruffles his soft purple hair*
@Quinn_The_5th
@Quinn_The_5th 3 жыл бұрын
2:45 That was a irish rebel group back in 1916 trying to remove british rule around the country.
@chaislaw5014
@chaislaw5014 3 жыл бұрын
The real IRA sll exists, and the IRA were still activly bombing in the UK during the 70's, 80's and 90's.
@Quinn_The_5th
@Quinn_The_5th 3 жыл бұрын
@@chaislaw5014 I do not count those a-holes as the original after the 70s.
@danielhalliday9237
@danielhalliday9237 3 жыл бұрын
@Ari Freedman no those a holes blew up innocent civilians and don’t deny it and the caused a lot of death in the Easter rising the Irish hated them for that but when we hanged your leaders that’s what sparked things. Which is really dumb because they caused the deaths of approximately 400 civilians and were rightfully shot for it
@lucasbernabeu3787
@lucasbernabeu3787 3 жыл бұрын
3:36 i'm legit proud of the fact that Diesel Patches made an appearance in an emkay video
@optimisticnihilist7705
@optimisticnihilist7705 3 жыл бұрын
Robin, Lexi, Jack, whatever, we're all emkay!
@turnedkestrel1459
@turnedkestrel1459 3 жыл бұрын
Nah I miss the originals with Zach and Damien
@turnedkestrel1459
@turnedkestrel1459 3 жыл бұрын
catfuckertv Robin, Lexi, and Jack are good to but I still miss them
@optimisticnihilist7705
@optimisticnihilist7705 3 жыл бұрын
@@turnedkestrel1459 i litterally said everyone. I only used Robin Lexi and Jack as examples.
@turnedkestrel1459
@turnedkestrel1459 3 жыл бұрын
catfuckertv oh oke yeah
@hathatsfunny1911
@hathatsfunny1911 3 жыл бұрын
@@turnedkestrel1459 ye those are good but Lexi, Robin and jack are superior imo
@SpikeGamer06
@SpikeGamer06 3 жыл бұрын
" What bird would I be?" YOUR NAME IS ROBIN
@troyklein6379
@troyklein6379 3 жыл бұрын
I think he would be a parrot
@lollipoplegacy210
@lollipoplegacy210 3 жыл бұрын
He would be a blackbird, obviously.
@emma-id8zw
@emma-id8zw 3 жыл бұрын
you idiots he would be a blue jay
@midnightgamer2158
@midnightgamer2158 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@blindmario
@blindmario 3 жыл бұрын
I think he'd be a pelican
@texasred5250
@texasred5250 3 жыл бұрын
9:25 my first time making an omelette alone was good, I overcooked it a bit but it just added crunch, main problem was I made it with onion powder, onions, and craft singles...
@paulcurran302
@paulcurran302 3 жыл бұрын
These insults are rarer than a girl complimenting me
@user-bv9ho5fi9g
@user-bv9ho5fi9g 3 жыл бұрын
Well.......
@aidan2727
@aidan2727 3 жыл бұрын
Thats cool and all but the longer the icon of sin stays on earts the stronger it becomes
@user-bv9ho5fi9g
@user-bv9ho5fi9g 3 жыл бұрын
You are an amazing person From a girl
@sadistic_key
@sadistic_key 3 жыл бұрын
You’re doing your best and I’m proud of you !! From another girl
@cyberg1bmgo274
@cyberg1bmgo274 3 жыл бұрын
A self burn but its not as rare as a double self burn, but nice joke
@curiousspacepirate1985
@curiousspacepirate1985 3 жыл бұрын
my friend insulted me and when I said "I was murdered" in vc he said, "meanwhile you're a war criminal because of your destructive insults" there's no way they're that bad right?... *right?*
@spaceshot1647
@spaceshot1647 3 жыл бұрын
that's not an insult, that's a compliment. I'd love to be able to verbally hit people with a truck full of lead.
@Supersonic_saurapod
@Supersonic_saurapod 3 жыл бұрын
His voice sounds like he is a cartoon character, radio host from the 50’s & the teen from your high school who is super eccentric and wears weird suits all the time
@276З
@276З 3 жыл бұрын
6:33 that guy looks like young balding keanu reeves
@mikethewhizz5085
@mikethewhizz5085 3 жыл бұрын
Germany's UBI trial is actually a very big step forward and I'm sad that we'll never have anything like it here in the US
@algernon7272
@algernon7272 3 жыл бұрын
Robin: “what bird would I be?” Me sitting alone in complete darkness knowing damn well Robin can’t here me: “a crow.”
@prelope
@prelope 3 жыл бұрын
“A detention desk” THAT MADE ME LAUGHH SO HARDDD OMGGG 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@CoalDiamondandhisawesomeness
@CoalDiamondandhisawesomeness 3 жыл бұрын
7:25 I've met this guy, he's the nicest person in the world.
@caillcox5551
@caillcox5551 3 жыл бұрын
3:32 he knew all along.
@noizepusher7594
@noizepusher7594 3 жыл бұрын
Him: What bird would I be? You know that your name is literally Robin right?
@JameisonAus_YouTube
@JameisonAus_YouTube 3 жыл бұрын
Your bird would be a stone curlew Just the ability to scream very loudly and dont sleep
@sharigagliardo7204
@sharigagliardo7204 3 жыл бұрын
To that person who said that pugs are ugly. Just know that a single pug. Even a mean pug, would have more kindness and humanity that you ever will
@Inksanity
@Inksanity 3 жыл бұрын
0:25 I'm going to be honest Robin, there have been countless times where I've gotten your voice mixed up with Lexi's You both have that anime protag/radio show host fusion going on
@midnightgamer2158
@midnightgamer2158 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@cabinetman7124
@cabinetman7124 3 жыл бұрын
Robin - what bird would I be? All of us - •_____•
@curtisleblanc5897
@curtisleblanc5897 3 жыл бұрын
2:25 Simon the Chipmunk turned himself into a human!
@noahwalsh7881
@noahwalsh7881 2 жыл бұрын
XD
@ggimgood3728
@ggimgood3728 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: at this time everybody hasnt watched the whole video yet
@freshy_yt278
@freshy_yt278 3 жыл бұрын
How did you know
@MaybeOrangeJuice
@MaybeOrangeJuice 3 жыл бұрын
Woah...
@ggimgood3728
@ggimgood3728 3 жыл бұрын
@@freshy_yt278 i am from the government
@zaniak8643
@zaniak8643 3 жыл бұрын
No way
@noddlesnnoddles3063
@noddlesnnoddles3063 3 жыл бұрын
...yeah
@serdarbro8275
@serdarbro8275 3 жыл бұрын
Friend: Do you hate me? Me: If you were on your death bed I would pull the plug to charge my phone that’s at 100%
@heropugheropug4007
@heropugheropug4007 3 жыл бұрын
1:08 Something can't disappear if it never existed. Like that guy's neck.
@snowjohnson8095
@snowjohnson8095 3 жыл бұрын
Who the hell had the audacity to say that the guy was shaped like an angry bird?Man poor angry birds...as if being thrown of a slingshot to try to stop pigs from stealing their eggs wasnt enough
@meow.610
@meow.610 3 жыл бұрын
Good one
@mathiasj.k.j4987
@mathiasj.k.j4987 3 жыл бұрын
2:07 that one got me real good.
@dannypipewrench533
@dannypipewrench533 2 жыл бұрын
7:51 Yep. Koi is the Japanese word for carp (I do not know anything about Japanese, but I know plenty about carp.). As a keeper of goldfish (also carp), I can confirm they are pretty hardy.
@eunicerodrigues1500
@eunicerodrigues1500 3 жыл бұрын
That dude really dissed a Koi fish lmao 😂
@thewatermelonbehindtheslaughtr
@thewatermelonbehindtheslaughtr 3 жыл бұрын
Robin had an identity crisis during the intro lmao
@rangerleaf1505
@rangerleaf1505 3 жыл бұрын
Robin: "What bird would I be?" Me: "A Dolphin"
@SansTheSkeleton91515
@SansTheSkeleton91515 3 жыл бұрын
Pugs are adorable 10:16
@WTFMannyxFTW
@WTFMannyxFTW 3 жыл бұрын
2:45 "I Would rather be British". The insult gets points, because its from an (Unofficial) account for the *IRA* so, if you dont get it, just know that this comment could never suffice in explaining it. And learning the back history of a joke, to get the joke, ruins it in the process. Just learn the history between Ireland and the British, not even that far back, start in the late 20th century. Learn about the IRA (not the retirement account, but you should definitely have one, Social Security will not help you).
@shagrat6686
@shagrat6686 3 жыл бұрын
5:55 he looks like he is developing a wasp nest in place of his head , 50%complete
@aaronodonoghue1791
@aaronodonoghue1791 3 жыл бұрын
As an Irish person, I can explain the "I'd rather be British" thing. That person was from the Irish Republican Army (IRA), who have a particular hate for the British. Ireland used to be part of the UK, and early in the 20th century, 26 counties of the island got independence from Britain, with the remaining 6 still being part of the UK (these are known as Northern Ireland). There have been a lot of attacks from both sides in the 20th century, with the IRA attacking Britain, and the Black & Tans being the main group attacking Ireland, and loads of bombing. It was especially bad in Northern Ireland, where it kept going further into the 20th century under the name "The Troubles", with conflict revolving around Irish/Catholics (who wanted full independence for Ireland) vs British/Protestants (who wanted Ireland to stay in Britain), with loads of people being killed for being the "wrong" side from their perspective. Even to this day, a small minority of Irish people hate the British to the same degree, and some people still want the 6 counties of Northern Ireland back to make a United Ireland
@iank472
@iank472 3 жыл бұрын
I feel I should point out the 6 counties of Northern Ireland voted to remain British. The other 26 voted for independence. Just to clarify how Northern Ireland was formed.
@SilkKreep
@SilkKreep 3 жыл бұрын
@@iank472 Cause paying for healthcare can kiss my ass
@HLXDx
@HLXDx 3 жыл бұрын
7:26 that Tom L guy looks like that anime character
@ATLONGLASTASAP
@ATLONGLASTASAP Жыл бұрын
*they’re the same picture*
@donaldtrumpscat2443
@donaldtrumpscat2443 3 жыл бұрын
3:45 I'm sad to know I can probably never use that cuz that was epic
@friendlygamers1743
@friendlygamers1743 3 жыл бұрын
Robin - Nobody told me I was Lexi. Me who has been saying that Robin is Lexi with a voice changer - Am I a joke to you?
@Mike-oc6vs
@Mike-oc6vs 3 жыл бұрын
Robin: Hey guys what kind of bird would I be? Also Robin: Im your host ROBIN.
@VeggieGirl07
@VeggieGirl07 3 жыл бұрын
How👏Many👏Times👏Am👏 I👏 Gonna👏 See👏 This👏 Commented👏
@meow.610
@meow.610 3 жыл бұрын
@@VeggieGirl07 for👏 ev👏er👏
@ejaviary3483
@ejaviary3483 3 жыл бұрын
Omg! The first one (fan art) is my friend! He was very excited you added it!
@WorldWide3strada
@WorldWide3strada 3 жыл бұрын
2:18 robin would be a bat.
@chriskatz6932
@chriskatz6932 Жыл бұрын
Cool bird bro
@CoolrexAAAAAAA
@CoolrexAAAAAAA 6 ай бұрын
Bats can sometimes be flying puppies and sometimes they can be flying rats
@axesrust
@axesrust 3 жыл бұрын
All of the narrators would be one of those hand turkeys you make for thanksgiving
@gryphy7427
@gryphy7427 3 жыл бұрын
Robin: What bird would I be? Me: The middle finger.
@FarisMakarim.
@FarisMakarim. 3 жыл бұрын
7:37 Tom L looks like the irl version of the person that screenshotted the message pfp
@bobberman4641
@bobberman4641 3 жыл бұрын
If I had a dollar for every “this sounds like doctor’s handwriting” out there, I’d be able to become a doctor
@jessicataylor7174
@jessicataylor7174 3 жыл бұрын
If an American had a dollar for every “this sounds like doctor’s handwriting” out there, they'd be able to afford an initial consultation with a doctor.
@talldrinkofmarmalade7281
@talldrinkofmarmalade7281 3 жыл бұрын
You have to smart to be a doctor
@bobberman4641
@bobberman4641 3 жыл бұрын
@@talldrinkofmarmalade7281 shit, you got me there
@hiroshell7973
@hiroshell7973 Жыл бұрын
"To smart to be a doctor." Looks like you won't be one.
@KrakeNull
@KrakeNull 3 жыл бұрын
11:45 the guy walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?"
@flynnguest8323
@flynnguest8323 3 жыл бұрын
2:53 The IRA and Britain are not on friendly terms
@somethinganimations4005
@somethinganimations4005 3 жыл бұрын
2:12 That bird is still a type of vulture soooo 😬😬😬
@linaschofield4252
@linaschofield4252 3 жыл бұрын
R/Wooooooosh
@thegameplace3748
@thegameplace3748 2 жыл бұрын
@@linaschofield4252 That’s not an R/whoosh thing
@StephenDurnan
@StephenDurnan Жыл бұрын
"ummm actually it's still a vulture🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓"
@that_green_neko
@that_green_neko Жыл бұрын
The "Jake Paul is the type of guy that locks himself in a motorcycle" actually made me laugh for like, 10 minutes. And whenever I said it, I lost it at the word "locks".
@anonymoushex3819
@anonymoushex3819 3 жыл бұрын
14:40 - Those shorts look as if those water cup companies made clothing.
@ornithologydude8649
@ornithologydude8649 3 жыл бұрын
Robin is like a black vulture. Dark but likeable Edit: guys i know robin would be a robin
@tree0137
@tree0137 3 жыл бұрын
ornithology dude what
@ornithologydude8649
@ornithologydude8649 3 жыл бұрын
@@tree0137 it's a bird joke
@tree0137
@tree0137 3 жыл бұрын
ornithology dude ok
@TinyDeskEngineer
@TinyDeskEngineer 3 жыл бұрын
9:46 I didn't know that programming could cause that much stress
@c_meterydrive
@c_meterydrive 3 жыл бұрын
6:18 life-changing insult
@mr.scarlo2234
@mr.scarlo2234 3 жыл бұрын
Day 124 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
@LavroseRovender
@LavroseRovender 3 жыл бұрын
:0
@thepolishtech1552
@thepolishtech1552 3 жыл бұрын
I believe you
@Cactuardude
@Cactuardude 3 жыл бұрын
k
@disappointed_motha
@disappointed_motha 3 жыл бұрын
Not me constantly going, "write that down, write that down"
@catguy5425
@catguy5425 3 жыл бұрын
Trust me, Robin: Calling you Lexi is like calling the Mona Lisa a sketch.
@hiroshell7973
@hiroshell7973 Жыл бұрын
Dam idk why you absolutely hate Lexi, but okay
@etiennemiranda-cain5261
@etiennemiranda-cain5261 3 жыл бұрын
10:04I love pugs but I can’t even be mad that made me laugh so I can’t even be mad
@seiyuokamihimura5082
@seiyuokamihimura5082 3 жыл бұрын
Robin would definitely be one of those "m" shaped birds in the background of a painting.
@2k8trauma79
@2k8trauma79 3 жыл бұрын
I'M-
@havenmj
@havenmj 3 жыл бұрын
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@ireallyneedsleep6239
@ireallyneedsleep6239 3 жыл бұрын
13:34 This happened to me too! I was out eating hotdogs with my father, and we were just sitting there waiting for my mother, and these two ladies were glaring at us, they started to lagh when my mother arrived lol. They were kinda rude tho, so please stop staring at random people guys, it's creepy
@datfilthycasualgamer4951
@datfilthycasualgamer4951 3 жыл бұрын
7:05 as a Christian, they’re correct.
@CreepersNeedHugs
@CreepersNeedHugs Жыл бұрын
9:06 he looks like the accountant who is in the movie for comedic relief
@fuzzie_mcha3082
@fuzzie_mcha3082 3 жыл бұрын
Robin sounds like the kind person who washes his hands after a shower....
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