ALL OF r/MINECRAFTMEMES

[@suca-nehga-deak]

"no adult plays Minecraft" HermitCraft: are we a joke to you?

[@jazzwilliams7040]

Also worth remembering is that despite his preference for children, Dream is also an adult.

[@rjmarcelona9270]

Every Minecraft hardcore KZbinr is also a adult

[@aceofspades1.0]

The life series:

[@XDLR]

Old Minecraft KZbinrs that still play Minecraft:

[@panic_lov3108]

Philza Minecraft has a wife.

[@GasterBlaster36]

"I kill glow squids for fun." "Dude that's so mean. What did they do to you?" "They won the mob vote."

[@ninja-catplaysminecraft]

Me who kills Squids and Glow Squids for fun: "Amateurs..."

[@ackg]

Same with sniffers and armadillos

[@mvpmedia3034]

Sniffers are good

[@ninja-catplaysminecraft]

@@mvpmedia3034 yes

[@Khronically-online-kat]

19:03 OH MY GOD I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD IT... I CAN'T BELIVE I GOT RICK ROLLED BY SOME FUNKING CUBES

[@andistansbury4366]

For the "I dyed my bed red" one, its because originally beds only came in red, until they added dyed ones.

[@killedbycrit]

Yeah. I remember 1.12 vividly (no pun intended) and now we’re waiting for 1.21. Crazy how time flies

[@alsowow]

@@Firesword610how the hell did they “miss the joke” They literally just explained the joke for people who didn’t get it

[@whoisanarnb]

@@killedbycrit yeah I remember when 1.12 was the newest version

[@NickLogoAbk2913]

@@whoisanarnbI remember full release 1.8

[@andistansbury4366]

0:35

[@higuys9789]

1:21 I remember years ago around 2018, there was a video leaking the caves and cliffs update. I remember it clearly having alex and Steve exploring the caves with the exact video they used in Minecraft live. There was a real Minecraft leak but now I can’t find it

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

0:46 toby fox: lets make an achievement for donating hundreds of gold to a dog

[@andistansbury4366]

Do you mean Temmie?

[@GedanJ]

​@@andistansbury4366 no no, a dog. It was one of the console achievements i believe.

[@tEmMiEyAyAyA]

PS4 Achievement "Dognation Level 20"

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

@@andistansbury4366 the dog shrine in the play station versions

[@gigglenose1990]

undertale is all progression achievements except for the dognation ones

[@JetsreamstupidityIdiot]

"We want all hostile mobs to be fictional" Are spiders not real?

[@mickeywhite2563]

The silverfish post is real. I have explained to more than 10 people that silverfish are a real thing and they're quite comon. That's a lot, since I don't like starting conversations.

[@thatweirdguyfromtheinterne9002]

no

[@archamedies616]

well, GIANT SPIDERS in the same way minecraft has them aren't

[@andistansbury4366]

Have you ever heard of a goliath birdeater. The name says it all.

[@alsowow]

@@archamedies616 ever been to Australia?

[@IridiumA03]

7:47 Make a totem farm and bring them all back.

[@Musicbee3945]

My god why didn’t I think of that

[@CelestialHart]

A neat trick I found for backtracking out of a large cave system is that if place my torches on the left hand side of the wall and save an iron pick I can dig my way back to the surface.

[@qlx-i]

Mending

[@alsowow]

I mean this is basically what we used back in the day before coordinates, always place torches on the right side so when you walk back you know where to go

[@JunrMttrs]

same

[@WildEagle-sb5kx]

11:17 👏SPOT👏 ON👏PERFORMANCE

[@kirbomatic1573]

9:25 this meme has inspired a joke where, in every world where I actually get around to building a house, there's one room that's made entirely of furnaces. it's always a fun project, and it makes you appreciate cobblestone a lot more!

[@HorseBoi272]

4:39 yes it is very important I need to make my horse indestructible.

[@Abigblueworld]

Reminder to all viewers: This is a complication of videos that were covered by multiple people on the Emkay channel

[@whoisanarnb]

Compilation*

[@Abigblueworld]

gammer@@whoisanarnb

[@andistansbury4366]

Idk it seems pretty complicated to me

[@expgaming3658]

Hope it wasn’t too complicated

[@Abigblueworld]

I can't spill@@expgaming3658

[@AestusReborn]

“You like Minecraft? Name every coordinates” “*inhales*”

[@coltonblake5748]

22:32 Big oven trying to make all households have more than one oven. Meanwhile: Markiplier has 5 ovens. none of which are an air fryer.

[@Allthegoodhandlesaretakenlmao]

“Name every coordinate” Normal people: I’m doomed! Math nerds: (-infinity, infinity), (-infinity, infinity), (-infinity, infinity) 🗿

[@RAJF24]

The way Robbin pronounces Grain as gree-arn kills me-

[@niilaw]

this is sarcasn right?

[@RAJF24]

@@niilaw no

[@niilaw]

grian is supposed to be pronounced gree-an

[@RAJF24]

@@niilaw yeah, Ik, be robin says it “gree arn” and exaggerates the r

[@niilaw]

@@RAJF24mk

[@LocalBritishMinecrafter]

30:01 Robin: ‘Gree-on’ Me: *YHS flashbacks*

[@Not_avainYT]

Stop this is so real 😭

[@maxdurica3498]

"Baby ghast exists, now what" Me: poke the soft spot on it's head

[@NathanMerritt-k3r]

yes

[@NOVABLASTER]

It's whole head is the soft spot

[@KitaraFloof]

10:28 mixed slabs already exist, push a slab onto another slab at the world border

[@Muho_is_me]

Yeah i cant belive people dont do that its VERY practical

[@AGayCherri]

My only problem with keep inventory is that I play on bedrock.. It disables achievements

[@CheeseSummoner]

well I can't do anything but here's some cheese

[@clairebarnes9515]

i played bedrock to this sucked

[@krystofderner-ge4fq]

Im playing on bedrock too and its suffering its fun only with friends

[@NathanMerritt-k3r]

I don't know how to log in for my Microsoft account on bedrock so i cant earn achievements anyways :(

[@KeeleyChaos-official]

​@@CheeseSummoner Nooo- N-N-NOT THE CHEESE. AAAAAAAHHHHHGGG

[@tttITA10]

40:38 - Everybody knows Ward is the best C418 disk.

[@OnionTheSquid]

7:22 for anyone wondering, let me explain: For example: 22w13a the first number is the year, so it would be 2022 "w" means week, so it would be week 13, the 13th week of the year the last letter is the version of the snapshot, in this example, it would be 1, since a is the 1st letter of the alphabet

[@CottonPie327]

THANKS

[@Irisgeneral]

Why does this make so much sense?

[@tunisiaball8124]

Thank you

[@Fungicide]

67w93a

[@OnionTheSquid]

@@Fungicide 93rd week of the year?

[@dinoshaz1909]

37:33 please explain a mans curiosity cannot die out so easily

[@infinitygaming8545]

There is one unloaded chunk

[@Immortalbuckethead]

🎉

[@superlife2091]

Can we talk about how amazing Robin's Grunkle Stan voice is at 1:28:18

[@Mike1zKool]

Fr

[@boysrback4537]

4:23 i love the spider one, that's a good prank. Time to troll heheheheHEHEHE

[@LexMcSwing]

Those few techno references got me right in the heart

[@ilikotsagareishvili9364]

can you reply with timestamps because i'm not searching for them in a 2 HOUR VIDEO

[@danniisgay4884]

Bro fr 😭 like I was half listening while drawing and I heard Techno blades name and perked up

[@HOrizon2019]

Tru bruh they hit hard

[@clayton2921]

​@@ilikotsagareishvili9364no

[@JadeTheJellyfish_27]

this is a smart person.

[@cdawgo7670]

1:40 about exact tempo for straight flying lol

[@worldstudios999]

ngl i would watch the emkay crew play minecraft with the simple voice chat and a few other thing. id think its be funny to watch and see what they build

[@Mike1zKool]

YES I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

[@asap._.d1rt]

this right here oh my GOD

[@goldenmaster8952]

What would you rather have?: Sniffer: Seeds, flowers,... Ok Rascal: Play hide and seek and you'll get a enchanted Pickaxe! Tuff Golem: I'll hold that for you!

[@xornoth]

i would have rather gotten the tuff golem because they are cuter than the massive six legged grass tortoises and the goblin rogues

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

11:11 having one llama on the roof and one in the ground really sells it

[@angelcaru]

The achievement percentages are for Bedrock Edition, where you only get achievements if you play in survival without cheats. The 33% of people only play creative (or servers, or with keepInventory (which counts as a cheat))

[@Game_Blox9999]

In the Dogé one, I like how Dinnerbone is literally the buff Dogé, but upside down!

[@GDLeo-777]

《The death message; (Player) fell from a high place whilst trying to escape from herobrine.》The whole surver went in chaos.. 😂😂😂

[@GDLeo-777]

😅😅😅

[@Clipsey513]

For the achievement one at 0:52 , I thought the people would like to know there's an achievement in Borderlands 3 called Florida Man obtained by blowing yourself up with your own grenade.

[@dimensionlord1770]

Fun fact about minecraft: It used to be possible to CRAFT ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES, All it took was The same recipe as Golden apples, but instead of Gold Ingots, you used Gold BLOCKS, So A Apple in the center, surrounded on ALL sides by Golden Blocks in the crafting table

[@raquelvillarroel9725]

You guys should do r/distressingmemes, the subreddit's title explains it all

[@raxusveritas]

Most of it is too not-kid-friendly to have on the channel tho :/

[@Zoba3301]

r/distressingmemes users when they get schizophrenia _(it was nothing like the memes)_

[@IAmEgg.]

2:56 Bro I have that dog picture! XD 😂😂😂 SAMURAI DOG!!!

[@jacksongrantham4848]

4:06, gold can make golden carrots, the best food for general use, gold armor pieces also can make normal piglins not aggro you, and they can be used for IIRC light pressure plates which probably have some use these days

[@MinTea14]

Yes! Also I use clocks when underground now because.... phantoms

[@toranstarfall1058]

Also bartering with piglins and powered rails.

[@PixelPlays645GG]

Beacon Podium Materials

[@SoupPupFilms1086]

When people say they got Minecraft for $10: What if I told you it could be free

[@LordEpos]

Incredible how this man can never notice the same meme being in here four times, and react to every one like he's never seen them before.

[@alsowow]

It’s not one person, this is a compilation of a bunch of episodes, it’s a lot of different people, Damien, Jack, Robin, Lexi. (Note, not all of these people were in this compilation) I understand your confusion, their voices are oddly similar

[@thegongoozler69]

this is multiple different narrators

[@philo-y2m]

30:14 and those freakin laser snipers they call bows and arrows I choked on my muffin when I heard this

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

10:20 fun fact, in the files of older Minecraft versions, this pointerless compass is what it looked like in items.png

[@kyson-gl3nk]

I want the “feed the machine” mob vote thing to happen again, but this time it would work

[@frostbiteplayz9146]

19:00 it says never gonna give you up Edit: of course as soon as I type this and press play he tells the joke

[@electricblade3]

It just happened to me to

[@UnluckiestNoofer]

I didn't even get to figure it out before it played the music, upsetting

[@Noodle-snek]

The back you learn something to do every day is really true. I didn’t know there was a new secret room in the desert temple. I just got Minecraft. I need to check that out now.

[@siltstridersftw]

Old thing I used to do in Minecraft was make sand and gravel unable to fall. Worked like a charm!

[@Your_Local_Moron]

I miss this, it was so useful

[@Clazzette]

1:41 As a player of both games, yes, all we do is sit and click throughout the monstrous set of obstacles and die at 99% to start again

[@CaptainCloudyNWhiskers]

1:28:20 I burst out laughing at the Stan impression, it's so perfect

[@Maybedunno.]

11:56 that "✨Shut upp✨" Was glorious

[@anthonydahl-yl8vn]

10:15 oh no if one witch hunt's another witch then grab your popcorn

[@rawbloxlilsPr1ng]

Jack:"how much did you pay for Minecraft?" Me:F R E E

[@sharkjumpingwalrus6744]

One thing to note, hardcore is really easy to cheat. If you die, all you need to do is go to spectator mod, open to Lan to enable cheats, and then change the game mode back to survival using cheats. If your death is really bullshit, most players won't even consider this actual cheating, but anything past that and people will judgmentally glare at you.

[@milahjensen]

I remember on my kindle I was just playing Minecraft and then the texture update took place. I was so confused but just accepted it. I had babysitters when my mom had to work. The 2nd to last one's name was Kristina, and had to move because her boyfriend was in the military. On the last time she babysitted us, before we went to sleep, I asked if she could make a house on Minecraft using my kindle. I still have that world, and I have a copy.

[@SamanthaTheSonicFan]

9:22 - “I AM A WOMAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!” 😂

[@alexanderelderhorst2107]

2:37 that's why terraris has a loyal fanbase, the creator plays their own game. They understand how the play experience is

[@ArtemisAYO]

Only 10% Lexi? Unacceptable

[@BaTTx]

Noo we love robin and lexi

[@Mile_Noukin]

2:00:18 was not expecting them in here, but that is a valid Edgeworth and Kay interaction 😂

[@leeuhm_X]

wow bro watched this far

[@Bjornson77]

Netherack Emerald Vine Emerald Redstone Gold Oak Netherack Netherack Andesite Gold Iron Vine Emerald Yellow Oak U U Prismarine It's "N E V E R G O N N A G I V E Y O U U P"

[@Breakvan.]

56:57 the correct answer is the the 3 railway engines! Also if you do every impression, you are a legend. The grunkle Stan impression was the most believable. I had to replay it 3 times to see if it was the real actor or you.

[@masterpotato327]

42:28 Why does robin think we are all flat earthers?

[@Gamerman-lu9bs]

16:07 I blame Jack for the sniffer winning and being absolutely useless

[@starfirei3356]

14:40 Infinite blaze rods here I come!

[@JuniBowman]

8:23 it’s probably because a lot of players only play creative, have only made worlds with cheats on, or only play servers, all of which remove achievements from being unlocked

[@manuelalexandrecalvarledesma]

Remember, Instant respawn lets you respawn in hardcore

[@andistansbury4366]

Q

[@tjg750]

"But do you know what I hate" "What?" "People who use KZbinr skins" Me: I'll just pretend I never heard that

[@3xtremelamborghini]

Man, i remember when pocket edition had barely any redstone things, not even repeators.

[@cultspongebob]

2:05 it’s pronounced like al-lay

[@Axolautism]

1:14 torch side method doesn't work anymore the caves are too big and twisty and interwoven

[@yangchenlhamo7537]

People be like: Sniffer will bring lore, an archeology update, an ancient times update, new plants which'll give you 700 thousand effects, a new house and a car. What sniffer actually gave: Useless stew and decorations and the archeology update just gave us A BUNCH OF USELESS SLABS.

[@tallynnyntyg6008]

15:51 It is. Chewtle and Drednaw are snappers, pretty much.

[@MinTea14]

Aren't they based on snapping turtles?

[@tallynnyntyg6008]

@@MinTea14 IIRC, yes. Hence the comment that a snapping turtle is in Pokémon. I was on mobile, so I used "snapper" to shorten it.

[@da-gamer-brennan]

Oh so you love minecraft? Name every single player, their home address, their 69th contact in their phone, their phone number, their ip address, and finally, every single minecraft knockoff ever.

[@Pc3_tech0]

Bold of you to assume they know that many people

[@da-gamer-brennan]

@@Pc3_tech0 please understand that this is meant to be funny

[@Pc3_tech0]

@@da-gamer-brennan ok

[@hampter3819]

I am happy to announce that, after a long time of saving up money, I can no longer relate to the "My Computer Bad" memes. And I wish you the best

[@Denizor0]

No need to wait more, the actual most iconic duo is Electrons and Protons. Change my mind.

[@minecraftexpertstudios7368]

7:57 A friend of mine fell in the end without anything, and apparently somehow punched the dragon to death with his fists without destroying a single end crystal 24:19 Tell me you've never played Skyblock without telling me you've never played Skyblock 1:28:55 Minecraft Wii U

[@Spearmint4]

Cool. I’m scared of your friend.

[@minecraftexpertstudios7368]

@puppythewingedwuskyshepered

[@minecraftexpertstudios7368]

@@Spearmint4 He says "Heh"

[@Spearmint4]

@@minecraftexpertstudios7368 cool. I don’t want to meet your friend because I’m scared of them. This isn’t a threat, I’m just very terrified of your friend.

[@Fake_Pep]

Yall talking about the silverfish objecting why they dont want sharks, but the polar bear can also be a candidate.

[@TheAstralWitch]

6:33 Not true, actually. By this point a good player should know to grab some of that sweet loot from the Corruption or Crimson - having a Musket or the Undertaker is really helpful so early on. Also, speedrunners nowadays skip it all together and just use a funny statue head to get a Zenith pre-boss.

[@jacehorn5233]

I hate how people were trying to get the Glare added to minecraft like the next update wasn't gonna make hostile mobs only spawn in the darkest areas of caves, LETTING YOU KNOW WHERE THE MOBS WILL SPAWN

[@UndertaleLover1997]

The bedrock wither, the scarier one, has double the health of the Java wither, with other, extra attacks.

[@ADem0n__1]

6:32 as someone who plays both, this is the best meme i’ve seen in a while.

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

0:29 thats the orginal bed color

[@Zephyeran]

Gold has no use? Golden Apples AND Carrots, netherite, piglin trades (and in turn a lot of speedrun tactics), powered rails, glistering melons (and potions for night vision in turn as well as healing from the carrots), and like Robin said, clocks, just a few examples beyond 'asthetic' Which. Asthetic is very valid too, hah.

[@XD-tw4uj]

1:40 he doesnt know

[@moonbow3641]

He really needs to know…. Anyway imma DASH out

[@dammmmyy]

Omg idk why but i felt so annoyed by that

[@brinefilopolski33]

S T R A I G H T F L Y

[@MrsGhostyEmma]

0:10 "adiós!" Means goodbye in Spanish 1:54 Golden pickaxe is faster, so it breaks faster because of the speed, so the golden pickaxe can’t mine gold.

[@TheNoiseRator]

7:43 the jeb sheep

[@HecAltRn8Rim]

14:35 reasons that it’s false include 1 blaze rod = 2 powder (If the crafting recipe existed) 2 powders + 2 sticks = 2 rods 2 rods = 4 powders and so on

[@ampisbadatthis]

if blaze rods are [rods] and ender pearls are eggs, then is a blaze powder sperm and an eye of ender an embryo?

[@funni_moksi69]

The ender pearl is an alien pearl Fun fact: pearls form when something enters the clam's mouth And the shulker is the closest to a clam in minecraft (hard shell with soft creature inside) AND every now and then an endermite (the thing that entered the clam/shulker's mouth) poppes out of the pearl

[@justyourcasualupsidedownma9827]

4:10 we also have golden carrots (the best food item in the game), powered rail for farms and trasportation and lastly, pigling trading

[@Abigblueworld]

This channel truly mines us some diamond content here :D

[@ThePurpleAxolotl2002]

The thing about who "Kevin" is was from a comment from presumably a young child, saying, "If I saw herobrian, I'll call my friend Kevin" people took this comment as Kevin is a godlike figure who could defeat herobrain, so that's why Kevin is mentioned

[@Dinostickynotes]

2:15 the allay is useless because it’s just a hopper that can only hold one item, and the copper golem is amazing

[@eddie_the_underlord_cow3459]

6:31 You think you'll have a cloud or an aglet? No, this is master mode, where everything is made out of 65% more pain per pain

[@Hi-ll5dg]

4:59 i read the watermark because yes.

[@DuoChen-n4y]

12:53 spiders: "man nobody cares about us anymore"

[@SharkCal]

Hehem, *giant* spiders are from DND and fantasy

[@DuoChen-n4y]

@@SharkCal so?

[@sabugui]

why do kids say first what the hell

[@PineappleElephant68]

first reply

[@Axolautism]

third reply

[@TrinityCatUnlimited]

Fourth reply

[@Fentlover1]

stopping this chain in its tracks rn, no matter how much you try to fix this it will never be perfect again.

[@kristennespoli7387]

@@Fentlover1 fifth

[@Xaeloss]

4:11 theres also powered rails, clocks, golden carrots, glistering melons, armor trims, blocks for beacon, piglin bartering, armor to not piss of piglins, shall I continue? 13:44 i like how there are so many wither storm memes but no minecraft story mode memes

[@Mike1zKool]

42:33 huh?

[@marciapogo1636]

I believe I just had 7 books, let's say. That's all I had to pay I believe.

[@benderman2468]

14:40 one rod means infinite rods. Mine log, turn log into 4 wood, 4 wood into 8 sticks. One rod into 2 powder. 2 powder and 2 stick into 2 sticks I don’t think I need to keep going

[@Sunflowertheleafwing]

So as a Minecraft nerd I want to explain some miscommunications about neutral mobs 1. Spiders during the day will only attack you if you attack them. 2. Polar bears only attack if you get to close