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Robin ► / xycronva
Jack ► / @jaymick
Robin | *cracks*: 0:00
Jack | heh: 15:47
Robin | me at 3am...: 24:10
Jack | ?????: 35:49
Robin | click to be held: 44:30

[@mossymosscreature]

Fun fact: The banana flavour used in most candy is based off a species of banana that went extinct in the 30's

[@JoeJoe.488]

Good fact man🙂

[@Wirmsl]

why do u know this

[@mossymosscreature]

@@Wirmsl Because fun facts are my hyperfixation

[@benjie128]

I posted about this too! It was the Big Mike. And the fungus that destroyed that banana is now targeting the Cavendish, our the banana we eat today.

[@isappycracks]

a banana knight

[@2miligrams]

"You're gay" "I'm straighter than the pole your mothers dancing on." absolute legend, he survived xbox live. 😇🙏

[@moomoobiscuit3567]

What if he was looking at the pole through window that distorted the perspective?

[@madgoat2125]

hating on the lgbtq community and sex workers got the 12 yo white boy checklist goin off quickly all you need now is ablism and racism

[@claysmobilchannel9991]

Bru that good

[@spacemarine6212]

That was a fucking brutal murder

[@wh0sc4nd1ce]

thats what my friend said at school after he got called a fagot lmao. Now i know where he got it from

[@otapic]

Fun fact: the reason no one has admitted they've been on a family feud survey is because no one knows if they're doing a survey for family feud. Remember that random survey you took and you don't know who it's for? That might be for family feud, or any other company, but basically they don't need to tell you who you're doing the survey for.

[@Femaiden]

plus that guy's math is based on a (likely false) assumption that every single survey consists of just 1 question. usually, surveys have multiple questions on them. . .

[@liengandriod55]

They actually got their surveys done by another company (Applied Research West) according to a google search. The reason nobody admitted they took one is because participents weren't told that they were for Family Feud.

[@Coloriey]

And the same people probably vote in most of them

[@Deleted_Eevee]

Theoretically speaking Since they say they survey 100 people at a time they’d only need survey group of 400

[@tanakisoup]

@@Femaidenand it assumes that no one takes multiple surveys

[@blaked7532]

One time my neighbor's daughter and friend came over selling girlguide cookies. We were all in our early to mid 20s (bro house), and were all hung over but I told everyone to "bust out their wallets and give up some cash, girl guides are here". We bought their entire wagon of cookies plus gave them a bunch of extra cash. We were the first house they came to. Her dad came over later and asked if we wanted more cookies and I told him "nah, were good. Just wanted to let the kids have a good day". They became one of the best fundraisers in their troop. He also never complained about us playing music past midnight except the one time the drums were shaking his baby's bathwater. We apologized and later we put in better sound proofing. Great neighbor. Miss living next to him and his family.

[@dr.strange8504]

I grew up selling girl scout cookies and we always loved this one loyal customer he only bought our cookies, nobody else's. He would buy 2 or 3 cases (one dozen boxes) every year for almost 15 years. He was very sad to hear the fateful day we decided we were done with the girl scout cookie business

[@maevemilless4561]

Fun fact: before Scar got his scar, his name was Taka. Most names in the lion king are just Swahili words (Simba is lion, Rafiki is friend) but in Scar’s case, his name doesn’t translate very well and is most commonly translated as dirt into English.

[@yogfan1139]

it also translates as garbage, so they literally named one son "king" and the other one "garbage" this is the most royalty based naming scheme i have ever seen and im all for it

[@jan-Pala]

​@@yogfan1139dear God that is insane

[@chevybrlair3831]

@@yogfan1139 well scars named garbage cuz he's an a****** for killing the King of the tigers

[@shadowrosegaming3566]

​@@chevybrlair3831 tigers?

[@WABeekeepers]

@shadowrosegaming3566 Aww its ok Abi, its not a real horse, its just a cartoon

[@emm._.]

Fun Fact: Ants cannot have chocolate because of the caffine. They didn’t eat the Twix because its entirely coated in chocolate. Had it been cut in half they would’ve hollowed out the Twix leaving only the chocolate. How do I know this? I watched a video of ants eating a marshmallow coated in Chocolate. Edit: I made a mistake with the food lol. Trix is the cereal, TWIX is the chocolate. Which is what I was initially referring to thank you comment below that told me 😭

[@Rfc1394]

I think you mean "Twix." Twix is a crunchy, chocolate-covered candy. Trix is a fruit-flavored breakfast cereal.

[@The_Bird_Bird_Harder]

@@Rfc1394 I don't know why but this amuses me greatly.

[@theexplosionofnature143]

The ants that ate my chocolate when i was a kid: *deth*

[@donovanmahan2901]

i think the trix somehow triggered the same receptors as oleic acid, which is what gives dead ants that smell. So the ants thought the trix were an ant graveyard and started bringing their dead there.

[@iwannadie2574]

You did too?

[@rhkips]

Artificial banana flavor is what bananas used to taste like before they were all killed and had to be genetically engineered to continue existing.

[@koolbrayden21]

The reason why water taste bad when hot is because when cold the bitter flavor can’t get on your tongue because your tongue gets cold and can’t trigger your flavor receptors, but when hot those nasty ass things are dancing and the water tastes like dinosaur piss

[@balls_gaming]

this literally isn't true lmfao it was a different species of banana (like how there are many types of apples) that went extinct. the bananas we eat are natural (if not selectively bread to have tiny seeds)

[@talinpeacy7222]

Did no one else notice the child searching for the "forbidden knowledge" of "teaching crabs how to read" was called "Strairdrac, the Netherwatcher"? Now I have the image of some female warlock setting internet restrictions for her child who happens to be the love child of herself and some demonic or eldritch patron.

[@ArcanineEspeon]

I did, and I just thought the kid was creative, it was probably a Minecraft thing, and the parent was a bro for letting the kid pick their own nickname. But I like your idea much better.

[@blackdragonxtra]

"Patron, our spawn has attempted to access forbidden knowledge." "rEaLlY!? tHeY gRoW uP sO fAsT..."

[@StarParticleShade]

About the Trix thing -- ants give off an odor that is just like rotting fruit when they die. This chemical can be smelled in products that have fruit sources in them, and they break down. Once an ant smells that chemical, they pile all the dead stuff in a singular chamber. In fact, if a scientist puts that chemical on a live ant, they'll take themselves to the ant graveyard because that's what they are programmed to do. It's pretty fascinating. That means that Trix actually has sources of fruit in it, and probably has less preservatives in it than other cereals.

[@tedioussugar384]

My dumb ass kept thinking Trix was a chocolate bar. That’s a Twix. I’m not sure if I should keep living anymore after that mistake.

[@vaguelywukong]

@@tedioussugar384 their names are so similar it's understandable for that to happen

[@sonetagu1337]

"Huh i smell something, it's kinda weird" "Must mean that something near me is dead, oh wait that's me so that means i must go to the graveyard they just made.... or magically appeared out of nowhere and you can look through them, I don't care"

[@StarParticleShade]

@@sonetagu1337 All ant hills have a pile for the dead. Sorry you don't know? It doesn't just pop up magically.

[@LC-kj9bi]

not exactly, it's oleic acid that ants produce, trix contain erucic acid (from the canola oil) which is very similar too oleic acid but 10x more fragrant

[@Tropicanine]

56:04 he was called Taka before, some additional books released around 1994 and the one called "tale of two brothers" tells the story how scar got his new name. Here´s a little excerpt: Just then, Ahadi arrived at the head of a herd of Pride Landers and rebuked the cape buffalo for attacking his sons. With the help of an elephant, Ahadi bore an unconscious Taka back to Pride Rock, where he recovered under Rafiki's care. Once healed, Taka was chastised by his father, who told him that the scar he had earned would serve as a reminder of his recklessness. Mufasa questioned his brother as to why he had angered Boma, and Taka admitted that he had wanted to embarrass Mufasa and get even with Ahadi for breaking his promise. Ahadi welcomes Rafiki as his new royal adviser Ahadi reminded Taka that instead of hurting his family, he had nearly gotten himself killed. He then encouraged Taka to rid himself of his anger and let his wound serve as a reminder of his mistakes. Though at first angry, Taka relented and asked to be called "Scar" from then on.

[@grilledcheesecatGD]

why did you just post like 2 paragraphs of the lion king lore

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

@@grilledcheesecatGD Why you complaining about it

[@grilledcheesecatGD]

@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla why do you care about what i say plus you're literally subscribed to bernie sanders 💀

[@w1nterdays]

Also, Taka means trash, while Mufasa means king in Swahili

[@PeninsulaPaintings]

Those books aren't canon. They were written by a fan author, released once and have never been referenced by Disney again in all follow-up Lion King properties. The Lion Guard even contradicted them in the story of how Scar got his scar.

[@DomNicky]

1:44 Fun Fact: The reason banana flavorings don't taste like bananas is because they are actually based on the Gros Michel variety of nannas rather than the Cavendish variety we are accustomed to

[@goofiestgoobster]

12:44 i knew someone like this. it was third grade n i was happy about something and she says “no, we don’t do that here.” like she was the fucking principal and i was about to light the school on fire, but calmer. then, in 6th grade i didn’t comfort her when her dog passed (i had already comforted her over text but she basically yelled at me and said “you didn’t know him” even tho i met him and loved him) and then proceeded to take one of my best friends, try and take both of my best friends of 7 years and followed me when i was trying to get away from her, then proceeded to bully me until i cried. shoutout to carley 🤠

[@-alovelygaycat-]

Damn what the hell Carley

[@Dragonmongamer]

Wtf is wrong with her man. I don’t know how she didn’t get fired that’s fucked up

[@troodon1096]

I still remember the person who said they stopped seeing their therapist, when they realized their therapist was seeing another therapist. "You know, if my car breaks down, I want to find someone with a pair of jumper cables; I'm not looking to find another stranded motorist so we can form a support group."

[@vonhelsing7281]

yea, why dont they just read their own notes like wtf

[@mariedavis4890]

Therapy isn't just to fix problems or for people with severe mental health conditions, it is also part of normal preventative maintenance more akin to an oil change than a jump start. Most therapists are required to attend personal therapy while in training, there is nothing unusual or alarming about a therapist caring for their own mental health once practicing independently either. Many therapists probably do attend therapy themselves due to the massive mental health crisis we are having, the shortage and resulting overwhelming workloads for mental health professionals, and to process the vicarious trauma that can occur from people revealing their deepest and traumatic memories to them. You would not want to go to a therapist who has never been to therapy themselves, trust me.

[@DaisyOfDeath]

Just because you know how to fix a problem for someone else doesn't mean you can (...or will) do it for yourself lol. Alternatively, if you spent all day helping people offload and figure out how to deal with their trauma, it might get you feeling some type of way, you know? Probably a good idea to talk to someone about it. Eternal oroborus dun dun DUN

[@xnyxiee1784]

Person? Oh, you mean the moron that fails to understand therapists also need mental health support.

[@troodon1096]

@@mariedavis4890 I don't take my car to a mechanic when it's running fine. And I can talk to other people for free. What's the point of paying someone to listen to my problems if they're not capable of solving them? Cats are cheaper, can pretend to listen to my problems just as well, and are just as qualified to solve any of them. Basically I think of therapy like surgery: it's very important and helpful for those who need it, but not everyone does, in fact most people don't, and if you don't need it, it can do more harm than good. If nothing else it's a waste of time and money if it's not necessary.

[@livingdeathgirl7741]

Robin sounds like the one cousin who is either a teen or in their 20's and always sit with the little kids on Thanksgiving.

[@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake]

So, me?

[@DuskPShermanWallaby123]

@@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake same

[@Leiijeudemonigseu]

I feel attacked but at the same time fucking HATE that you’re right

[@chevybrlair3831]

No he sounds more like he's in his thirties any wants to slap Batman in the nuts

[@ArcanineEspeon]

@@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake I didn't know a specific voice was associated with that person. I thought that person just sounded like me. *my voice slowly morphs to be identical to Robin's* ironically, today is Thanksgiving, and I did not sit with the kids. But I looked at their table and contemplated doing so. The adults' table still had the babies. They were fun.

[@2005sam]

20:35 why does the way he says the "STRONG GIRL. FARM?" still make me laugh every time i hear it

[@randomguy128]

9:46 dang bro that's a good roast

[@eboniedreamz1371]

Found out the ant farm thing is because to the ants they smell like dead ants and they pile the dead together. Not because they are horrible for you but because some nutritional compounds for us are different for other animals and insects. I forgot the name of the specific compound

[@boo5451]

oleic acid

[@eboniedreamz1371]

@@boo5451 yes that one thank you.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Or maybe the ants were like get this shit outta here.

[@eboniedreamz1371]

@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla possibly but that’s the scientific reasons

[@chevybrlair3831]

No I think the ants are just like " let's pile-up he's motherfukers they're dead so we can get the f*** out of here he's f****** dumbass is a dead they smell like fruit we smell like s***"

[@firebolt53423]

“The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want tomorrow to start and our free time to end” *Me watching this as 4:00AM ft. Our guest*- *I N S O M N I A*

[@MuichiroTokitoirl1]

yes i have I N S O M N I A

[@silas537]

twins

[@asaghcfgdfuyvhrghflowey9997]

finish your sentence

[@christianstamm94]

The only reason I have not liked I'd cause you like count is "nice"

[@sn0mon3]

12 am with I N S O M N I A too

[@lixhh]

Just knowing Robin likes the y2k aesthetic is therapeutic

[@cherylitoter9029]

1:00 I have a few friends who could probably just spit blood on command, and they're "normal" humans.

[@AverageConsumer-uj8sm]

I recently gained this ability thanks to orthodontics. I just suck a specific spot where my gums are growing over the knot and I get free blood.

[@rolerroleris533]

The "percentages are reversible" was the most enlightening and useful tweet ever.

[@Amethiist143]

I had to pause the video and picture all of the times this would’ve been useful

[@Pratt_]

I'm have mixed feelings right now : I'm kind of embarrassed to not have realized that before, happy and looking forward to the next time I'm going to be able to use it and mad that nobody thought explain in that way to me before.

[@rigelestbit]

I don't say ooooo big stretch, I say "yoga time!!" Because my cat stretches, lifts one leg and forgets to put it down for about 5~10 seconds. The other one stretches the front paws leaving the butt in the air, so both of them remind me a lot of people doing yoga.

[@bobbyslapin8099]

I made a mistake. Was sick yesterday and felt better today so i basically chugged a tall glass of strawberry milk now i am trying to not puke

[@MelodysGentleCry]

my guy are you alright now?

[@bobbyslapin8099]

@@MelodysGentleCry Yeah. If I remember correctly I wasn't really that sick the day after that day

[@no-facejames7360]

39:00 My mind has been shattered, and I wish I knew this during high school.

[@patrickkeller2193]

1:50 artificial banana flavor was made to taste like Gros Michel, which is almost impossible to get nowadays due to the Panama disease. The Cavendish banana flavor that everyone born after 1940 is more familiar with tastes quite a bit different, but most candy makers stuck with the old flavoring (mostly because it's a lot simpler to make)

[@kitcat8308]

I feel like the unbelieving adults ( at least with older always has a two parent household movies) in Christmas movies just assume the other parent is buying the gifts they don't recognize

[@mossymosscreature]

Can confirm that my cishet normative parents don't communicate. Would totally be the case.

[@kitcat8308]

@@mossymosscreature I mean it makes a lot of RL sense in a way. I know my cis het parents... Especially my Mom.... Are really good at "not noticing and /or acknowledging" things they don't want to know, believe, etc. Tried starting the conversation to talk about my gender fluidity and, when she realized where the conversation was going , she just started in on an old conversation as if I hadn't said anything

[@erenwrench1441]

53:50 "mayonnaise on an escalator" is something I say as an opening line

[@AngelusNielson]

The interesting thing about artificial banana is that they did actually make it taste like what most people considered the banana. The thing is that between the time it was invented and now, the "Standard" banana changed from the original into the Cavendish, which is what most people think of when we think bananas now. So yes, it does taste like a banana, just not a modern one.

[@chevybrlair3831]

Does bananas taste good but the modern bananas taste like s*** they taste good sometimes but they just taste like s*** artificial bananas that taste like the original bananas give us back

[@AngelusNielson]

@@chevybrlair3831 Is English your first language?

[@chevybrlair3831]

@@AngelusNielson I use the speech to text option on the phone just to talk that's why it looks broken I do speak English it's just that I get caught up on words

[@AngelusNielson]

@@chevybrlair3831 Well, believe it or not, but I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt on the word salad before I told you something that made ME look like a Richard. I'm glad I did.

[@chevybrlair3831]

@@AngelusNielson I talk like an idiot just to make people laugh it's mainly the talk to speech on the keyboard on my phone so that's why my English looks broken it says things that aren't what I originally said also what the hell is wrong with Richard is he insane or is he just sad ps the speech-to-text is saying dad whenever I'm trying to say sad

[@theJeidDragon]

I don't know why, but the addition of tiny chairs around the little pizza table gives me a sparkle of hope for this world. ✨

[@chevybrlair3831]

There should be people little people that sit on those little chairs with a little table that go with pizza that would be funny and amazing

[@Victini7472]

the fact that one of the chapters (the one at 35:49) is just called "Jack" is kinda creepy but also really funny to me lol

[@StormyDoesVR]

The funniest part is a lot of Owl City's songs (28:30) literally are about both, cause he's both a christian and makes songs about love stories 😆

[@AerusAnimates]

7:43 if ur in a lucid dream u can do this by asking any person (or technicly NPC) stuff like, "whats my favorite color?" and they will tell you

[@CDN_Bookmouse]

32:40 "Sniffed it in the butt." INCORRECTEST.

[@mewheni9428]

49:55 jesus dont scare me like that, Robin. I dont want to be in the middle of thinking and suddenly hearing The wails of the fucking d a m n e d

[@CatKat4008]

Gary the mvp 3:09

[@parkerplayz5846]

15:09 I beleive it says moping

[@TheOblivionMan]

I actually quite like hematite rings, and they can last a decent amount of time if you get one that isn't too tight and don't keep smacking your hand in to stuff. That being said, if you pay more than $5 for one you're getting ripped off.

[@NervousKraken]

Always remember to take it off before washing your hands. Heat and moisture will make it break too. Wish someone would've told me that

[@finemernop7201]

If you buy 5 that's a free fist upgrade!

[@Rfc1394]

As for Family Feud's "100 people" surveys, they probably started with Match Game. Then, when Family Feud was running, they would ask for 100 volunteers from their audience to answer until they had enough responses, then use the answers collected from the audience in later shows so people couldn't plan for the question. You wouldn't know a Family Feud respondent unless you lived in Southern California and the person had watched a Family Feud live taping.

[@nerdletstar_42]

1:15 They do actually survive People I have met somebody who Is a regular Family feud answer.

[@belle9033]

13:05 ANT SACRIFICE

[@stacye9871]

My brother: Go outside for once. Me: No. My brother: Why? Me: The sun is a deadly laser.

[@Justanotherpersonontheinternet]

Ah, a man of culture. But fear not, as there is now a blanket.

[@molassesman4066]

@@Justanotherpersonontheinternet Uhh the sun burnt a hole throw the blsnket what do

[@ntfoperative9432]

@@molassesman4066 maybe start walking on land?

[@timerchOfficialyt]

Good morning! Oh come on, we can do better than that! *um, it's 3am, dad*

[@Wirmsl]

i dont give a fuck GOOODMORNING

[@TheHyruleCollective]

37:39 oh god they’ve figured it out, get the amnestics!

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

I've been watching this video for 24:00 minutes, when all of a sudden, the music stops and a completely different and formal voice say out loud and clearly, "To make a TV show, you need one banana shaped man, and one orange shaped man. Let me explain." I pause it there, and I'm just like, "WHAT!?"

[@amberkat8147]

I fricking love the banana candy flavor. And it's based on the old type of banana, which had to be discontinued as it nearly went extinct, so it's not just fake and unrealistic, just a bit outdated.

[@NoahGooder]

I wonder if its possible to bring that real flavor back via cross breading

[@halflife2fun]

@@NoahGooder the biggest problem was and still is primarily monoculture bananas. one disease can spread rapidly to the entire world supply because the bananas are genetically the same. thus why the "original flavor" bananas nearly went extinct.

[@molassesman4066]

@@halflife2fun so what do you think the next flavor of banna will be when this one inevitably goes almost extinxt too?

[@halflife2fun]

@@molassesman4066 a lower quality flavor profile. Probably 1 of the 2 or 3 other sunsets occasionally seen in stores. Possibly a genetically engineered variant if they can find a resistant strain in time

[@Dino_nuggets749]

I do too

[@LeiLine]

The hemotite (heh-mo-tite) ring is a type of metal that breaks at room temperature. It broke because of her body heat XD

[@slash7663]

14:56 it says "moping" as in weeping

[@Coz2023]

55:41 Relatable “Save the best for last” as I always say

[@phoebe5]

The thing about the Google docs thing is that I feel it only worked because it was all organized solely by the students, if the teacher adopted it and made it mandatory it would fail because people see it as an obligation and not a helpful tool

[@Talmond]

3:16 Garry, ender of scams. Stats: 999999

[@memeofbread894]

0:50 Back in like 3rd grade something like that I knew a kid who could actually make blood fill into his mouth on command

[@donald12998]

There's this trail in CO called the incline, it's over 2200 stair steps up a mountain side. I was resting at the half way point when a very obese woman came up next to me. There I am, average sized guy, struggling to catch my breath, when a woman with 150lbs on me walks up like it's no big deal. I was super impressed and oddly proud of this stranger, but I could think of a way to tell her without sounding super weird.

[@Arthur_Morgan18]

Watching and playing crash bandicoot

[@Azyne]

Cool

[@luminescence_gd]

watching while playing rocket league

[@seekoutguy]

5:48 Fun fact: games come in oversized cases as a combination of advertising and anti theft measure

[@gacha_Kathryn]

I was just about to say that, thank you!

[@foxcatdemon318]

I cannot stop laughing at 19:12 because he did a Scottish accent and not no fake one either, it was a full Scottish accent

[@HahNo-bu3et]

28:25 “Take Me To Church” is a great example of this. I’m waiting for the day a church plays it at a fundraiser or something. On another note, there is someone living across the street from a church I’m forced to go to who hangs Trans and LGBTQ+ flags outside their house. I couldn’t be more proud.

[@Pullipe]

2:00 Oh yeah the chip reader for my job will keep again louder at you and keep yelling at you until you remove said card. Like chill fam it's been .7 seconds

[@Vombatus_]

The Mini Pekka is a medium-hp troop with a high damage output. He can be deployed with 4 elixir, like the hog rider. Heavily inspired by Pekka, the Mini Pekka is often used as an anti-tank card due to his high damage output, but can also be used as a bridgespam card due to his high movement speed, making him a very viable choice in a variety of decks. Due to his high damage, he can one-shot many equal-levelled support cards, such as Musketeer and Wizard. This makes him a viable combination with swarm cards, such as Skeleton Army & Bats. Due to his single-target, slow-unload attack, the Mini Pekka can be easily countered by swarm cards, as well as tanks such as the Pekka. Despite his medium-hp, a solo Mini Pekka can easily destroy a princess tower if ignored. Some other good counters to the Mini Pekka are Tombstone, Cannon, Ice Golem and Skeletons, if played well. Mini Pekka is an excellent counter to slow, building-targeting troops such as the Elixir Golem, as well as low-damage cards, such as the Valkyrie and the Battle healer. If an opponent plays a Skeleton Army at the bridge, you can fully defend it with a Mini Pekka positioned to draw the Skeletons away from the tower. To complete the Mini Pekka's mastery, like I have, you must first deal lots of damage, and then destroy many, many troops. A good strategy to quickly completing the Mini Pekka's Troop Destroyer mastery is by cycling it in Party game modes, as this will result in an average of roughly 11 troops destroyed per game, if played well.

[@zizzr8025]

best card for arena 5 and lower

[@Vombatus_]

@@zizzr8025 Best card.

[@KK-hd1jw]

I only understood literally half of the words you said before I saw “hog rider” and went “ohhhhhhh this is from that one game”

[@Vombatus_]

@@KK-hd1jw 💀

[@lol_1313]

@@KK-hd1jw Me too

[@BradSimkiss]

Actually, Liam is a short form of the Irish name Uilliam or the old Germanic name William.

[@lymuja2060]

Wich is short for will helmet

[@BritishGuyHuman]

🤓

[@lymuja2060]

@@BritishGuyHuman they mighr be a nerd but at least they're gonna have the brain to think about their future unlike you wich is gonna be begging for money on the side of the road

[@BritishGuyHuman]

@@lymuja2060 chill mate just a joke

[@Pasta366]

18:35 I love how you can see they joined in the chaos by joining the right side the seedless watermelon against catholics

[@claveworks]

'Who is the singer from AC/DC?' was my internal question while trying to fall asleep. List the facts you know about him and you'll remember: a) He is from the north (of England) b) He has a flat cap c) He owns a pre-war Bentley d) He was the singer in the band Geordie. But nothing.... slept for three hours, then snapped awake saying 'Brian Johnson!' yep, it bugged me that much LOL!

[@Matthe815]

11:00 This reminds me of a person in my college class who was doing horribly at a unit exam, so he called his dad and asked the COLLEGE teacher for a Parent Teacher Conference.... he did not go far in that class.

[@Cocpain]

The plastic "table" in the middle of pizza is to keep the top of the box from coming in contact with the top of the pizza when they are stacked for delivery.

[@mortsartstudio9403]

7:19 bruh i had 2 hematite rings and both fell to the ground and shattered into like 5 pieces. Heartache.

[@lil-liv6724]

“You’re gay “ “I’m straighter than the pole u dance on “ 💀💀

[@InfernalSkullT]

that's mine now

[@Arctic204]

0:01 I’m not a public speaker I get scared and nervous

[@spiced_blueberries153]

32:17 They forgot the part where they play on your computer for 5 hours

[@deadroses4385]

32:00 so last time I took a flight it was on spirit and we arrived early by like 20 minutes and the pilot said "remember this next time you fly with us and we're late" and it still makes me giggle to this day

[@theslowrevive5328]

9:20 I love how Robin said this as if the people buying used iPhone give a shit what kind of state it's in. They don't care if they need to tape it together to get it to work, they just need a working phone.

[@radhikapatel0501]

There are many cheaper smart phones they can buy brand new if all they want is a working phone...

[@Hadeopelago]

8:24 its great that he added in the “absolute” here without it actually being written because he agrees so much with this

[@ashleywentzlaff2577]

18:12 "IT HAS GLITTAAAAAA" lol

[@gacha_Kathryn]

Noooooo!

[@kylemaybury9873]

5:13 I always say meh probably good enough

[@thatbluegamet]

4:20 this is practically a dead ringer from DIO from Jojo’s Librarian: he has a lot of books in his mansion Archeologist: he has the body of one Throws knives: self explanatory Holding liquor: I don’t think it’ll be hard for him Summoning the spirit Imhotep: he summons The World a spirit of himself This person could just want DIO

[@Peekofwar]

32:11 - Pretty sure he's referring to getting shortcuts from ATC that allow them to take a more direct path rather than following a flight path that is less direct... Thus, a shortcut.

[@-themightymittens-]

I unironically love some of the early 2000's designs. The translucent stuff is cool as hell. I was born in 2006 so I'm probably too young to have really experienced any of it the first time around LOL

[@Biggerman159]

WOAH ANOTHER TOH FAN THAT WATCHES EMKAY

[@-themightymittens-]

@@Biggerman159 Yep lol.

[@klaus9241]

21:37 TOM NOOK IS A TANOOKI

[@PaintedDog]

The "whelp" thing is very true. Works when wanting to leave as well.

[@nigg5213]

"you start from the face then head on down . The towel forgets everything by tomorrow". Best quote I've heard

[@-ukball-]

6:51 and $ex offending the purge: EVERYTHING IS LEGAL EXECPT THAT

[@CasperVanderlyle]

Fun fact, the banana flavors in candy are flavored after a different type of banana that's gone now

[@remusjohnlupin8484]

16:12 they had history science and maths. Math was a subject that was optional in the form of arthimancy. Science was divided into potions(chemistry), transfiguration(physics) and herbology and magical creatures(biology). History was history of magic.

[@Virgil_Vincent]

Fun fact: the tiny table in the pizza box was used to hold up the crappy cardboard and keep it from sitting on your pizza and ripping off the cheese when you open it.

[@igorpachmelniekzakuskov776]

49:36 bottom right: I couldn't agree more

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

40:30 Yeah, YOU MONSTER. I would genuinely consider not dating you anymore at that point. That's like shoving a chronic extrovert in Solitary Confinement for 2 days.

[@2MeterLP]

I am convinced the main reason Switch game cases are so big is to make them harder to steal. If Nintendo is trying to get full price for a 5 year old game, they better make sure that sucker doesnt fit in a jeans pocket.

[@BlazingShadowSword]

My dude, I can fit a dinner plate into some of my jeans pockets. I could transport all of the neccessary components for a functional Switch in home console mode except the TV, in my jeans pockets alone, and I've seen purses with enough storage space for the TV as well. They ain't stopping any adults from stealing the games. Now the children with their little toddler pockets, yeah they ain't stealing shit.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

It's for the manual and other booklets that comes with the games... Zoomers really have no idea how buying physical copies of games works huh.

[@2MeterLP]

@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla None of the switch games I've bought had manuals or booklets in the case. Also I'm 27.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

@@2MeterLP Did you buy them new or used?

[@2MeterLP]

@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla new

[@brazenbull7694]

I love how West Wing used the “character get shot in the gut and hides it until later” cliche twice… in the same episode… within like 2 minutes of each other, and it is still and absolute work of art

[@madforgames1789]

Fun fact: the most interesting thing I learned while working at Wendy’s is that their burgers are square because they don’t cut corners

[@arose92795]

Fun fact: bananas used to taste VERY different, but a plant disease wiped out those banana types and we all switched to the ones we have now. They were also the bananas with the slippery peel.

[@junoiscool03]

1 hour video?, school night? And it's 3AM? I got time.

[@solusminds]

Mood

[@dasgermanguy8045]

20:17 2010 was when the cinematic masterpiece battleship was made so we got 2 good years in a row

[@cementskies3933]

2:35 can’t believe he skipped the rest of that amazing notification

[@Nextad_]

Fun fact: Before Scar got his iconic scar, his name was Taka.

[@briennabradley]

I think this is how Twitter should have always been.

[@kyaksachan502]

same, watching this video reminded of the relatively good times when seeing the occasional twitter post. Then it just became a nightmare

[@JadianRadiator]

12:59 It means that Trix smells like dead ants.

[@Totally-a-girl-and-not-mothman]

18:51 as someone who owns a guinea pig this is very accurate 😂 my Guinea pig is so spoiled and very loud if we get food for ourselves without giving him something too

[@LavenderSystem69]

"shortcuts" in aviation basically amounts to flying direct instead of flying VOR to VOR

[@Penguin-b5b]

This is honestly the most I have ever laughed at, my depressing days are far gone cuz of this 😂

[@kylewarfel1102]

The midwestern one is accurate and I love it; though the goodbye at the door would take at least another 10 minutes

[@VanishingPoint1970]

50:05 my cat more than likely had a generally negative experience with humans until she came home with me. She loves me. She meows and reaches towards me when when she sees me, often greets me at the door when I come home, comes to me when I call her, she respects the rules and doesn't get into any mischief, she demands scritches about every 3 hours or so if I'm home, and is not against an occasional cuddle But if I'm sad, or dare I say depressed, she gives me a side eye and wanders off to wait for me to calm down on my own. She will not put up with my shit if I'm anything short of happy, contented, or even bored, so I'm guessing she's lived in homes with depressive and angry emotions bombarding her so often that she won't allow that kind of energy in her home anymore

[@reznovvazileski3193]

Still standing water does actually go bad in a way that's why you should run the taps for 60 seconds after a long holiday. Legionella can be quite bad for you if it gets too much time to develop. That being said, it gets weird way before that lol I usually don't drink my water after a day of sitting out, shorter even on hot days where it becomes all warm and disgusting feeling in your mouth, while legionella doesn't become problematic until at least a week.