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EmKay

EmKay

Күн бұрын

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@misshoney2006
@misshoney2006 3 жыл бұрын
when someone asks "how its going" i say "existing" and i laugh internally about how concerned that makes my peers feel
@bodydropper6073
@bodydropper6073 3 жыл бұрын
U sir are a monster
@johark
@johark 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO SAME
@youisstupid2586
@youisstupid2586 3 жыл бұрын
In my country answering the question “how’s life going?” with “it’s passing?” is perfectly normal.
@that_one_sad_bean5580
@that_one_sad_bean5580 3 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one who responds like that 😅
@FennAgain
@FennAgain 3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite replies is "like a cloud on a day with completely clear skies!" non-existent. nearly.
@sinnvakr
@sinnvakr 3 жыл бұрын
2:38 Joke is he does CTRL+X, which is cut. He cut the onions, which is why he's crying
@idealist420
@idealist420 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck you beat me to it.
@Pebbles.3
@Pebbles.3 3 жыл бұрын
OH
@republictrooper5288
@republictrooper5288 3 жыл бұрын
I know! Robin didn't get the joke.
@fishpop
@fishpop 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was cos he looked like the "0-3 sad onion" you see on toy packaging...
@jerrylim6722
@jerrylim6722 3 жыл бұрын
good to know that I successfully fired that 3rd intern brain cell and have returned to just having my senior, absolute dumbass 2 brain cells who took way too long to even realize this shit till I read this. it's amazing I can still differentiate between deadly tide pods and oreos.
@SirBroccolingtonIII
@SirBroccolingtonIII 3 жыл бұрын
"Everyone's special, Dash." "That's just another way of saying no one is."
@thenfldude8305
@thenfldude8305 3 жыл бұрын
best pixar quote
@gabs3716
@gabs3716 3 жыл бұрын
MY GOD IT'S A BROCCOLI
@tankmannf1204
@tankmannf1204 3 жыл бұрын
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@ProficiencyDeficiency
@ProficiencyDeficiency 3 жыл бұрын
@@tankmannf1204 how about you shut up
@drillbitz2816
@drillbitz2816 3 жыл бұрын
@@ProficiencyDeficiency no
@malicethemighty7560
@malicethemighty7560 3 жыл бұрын
The "eventually they'll stop apriciating it" thing doesn't apply to me. Every time my girlfriend tells me she loves me I curl up into a ball and smile my worries away.
@flaytrak1719
@flaytrak1719 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, lucky you got a girlfriend. Still single
@tokyobateman6610
@tokyobateman6610 3 жыл бұрын
Same, my heart go 💓💗💖💘💝💕
@wills_corner
@wills_corner 2 жыл бұрын
Bro that feeling never goes away
@potatato4501
@potatato4501 2 жыл бұрын
@@flaytrak1719just wait
@kirillzakharov7336
@kirillzakharov7336 Жыл бұрын
I wish I could relate to that feeling
@leafyztar
@leafyztar 3 жыл бұрын
Lexi: what's up sexy I'm Lexi Robin: welcome back ladies and gentlemen Jack: *RANDOM BULLSHIT GO* Don't read the replies it's a warzone
@turfyjeffowup1361
@turfyjeffowup1361 3 жыл бұрын
why is lexi like that.........................
@mars9809
@mars9809 3 жыл бұрын
@@turfyjeffowup1361 like what?
@Thatevilspacechicken
@Thatevilspacechicken 3 жыл бұрын
@@turfyjeffowup1361 Because she’s a nice person??
@radiical6883
@radiical6883 3 жыл бұрын
W.t.f
@RizzGyattAura
@RizzGyattAura 3 жыл бұрын
@@welpxdlol wtf
@grimblob7305
@grimblob7305 3 жыл бұрын
Me: **watching an EmKay video** **emkay uploads** Me: shut up emkay, im watching emkay.
@flappyjay_gaming
@flappyjay_gaming 3 жыл бұрын
*PARADOX, PARADOX*
@ez6624
@ez6624 3 жыл бұрын
I am going to ruin 69 likes
@deeformed2475
@deeformed2475 3 жыл бұрын
Mmmmm k
@lordwaluigi4620
@lordwaluigi4620 3 жыл бұрын
why do i find this relatable
@yoonyiachang1390
@yoonyiachang1390 3 жыл бұрын
JacobPLAYZgt Gaming the Emkay emkay pardox
@name-uh5ee
@name-uh5ee 3 жыл бұрын
Ever get that chest pain and hope it's a heart attack, then realize you're 15 and can't get out of life that easily
@theacecase7939
@theacecase7939 3 жыл бұрын
All the time, except now I’m 16, one year closer to death. Can’t wait
@zadfoe
@zadfoe 3 жыл бұрын
@@tankmannf1204 h
@brethebird3148
@brethebird3148 3 жыл бұрын
F don’t hurt yourself
@darkmode9175
@darkmode9175 3 жыл бұрын
@@brethebird3148 NO.
@seanryan9193
@seanryan9193 3 жыл бұрын
Happened today actually (without the wanting to die part)
@elizabethgatchell4546
@elizabethgatchell4546 3 жыл бұрын
Ok but deadass, getting your first bed frame is such a huge achievement. I can’t tell you how happy my parents were when they decided to splurge on a wooden bed frame and matching end tables? God they were so hyped. They were in their 50s
@Napert
@Napert 3 жыл бұрын
10:27 they die if: - it's a bit too dry - it's a bit too wet - it's a bit too close to the window - it's a bit too far from the window - the ph is a bit too high - the ph is a bit too low - it feels like it
@QingChina1
@QingChina1 Жыл бұрын
But they love cracks in concrete!
@sirchiefchomp
@sirchiefchomp 3 жыл бұрын
7:05 The fact he didn't realise the Mr Brightside reference is extremely yet mildly infuriating
@zapthebird8141
@zapthebird8141 3 жыл бұрын
Pain
@thomasparsons1882
@thomasparsons1882 3 жыл бұрын
i was hoping someone else would notice this
@DogeWarrior713
@DogeWarrior713 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah pain
@plur5ever
@plur5ever Жыл бұрын
mr shoreside
@confuseddot
@confuseddot 3 жыл бұрын
Ctrl+x cuts something, he cut the onions and when you cut onions it makes you cry,so that why you could see it crying in the last frame
@tankmannf1204
@tankmannf1204 3 жыл бұрын
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@flash93
@flash93 3 жыл бұрын
Ok I actually didnt realize that thanks lol
@darkmode9175
@darkmode9175 3 жыл бұрын
ohh
@NyizGobi
@NyizGobi 3 жыл бұрын
@@tankmannf1204 no
@Veilwing
@Veilwing 3 жыл бұрын
oh i thought he needed the onions so he could start crying but started crying anyways so he didn't need them anymore. but now I know about ctrl+x so thats a plus
@gandolf7849
@gandolf7849 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that I can relate to so many of these helps me understand how truly unimportant my life is.
@leona067
@leona067 3 жыл бұрын
"you had me in the first half, not gonna lie."
@DoubleRainbows667
@DoubleRainbows667 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh same
@NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache
@NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache 3 жыл бұрын
More like unspecial rather than unimportant imo
@EvilAngelMs
@EvilAngelMs 3 жыл бұрын
"Dies between concrete replicas thinking they are its family"... ok... i dont know how i can recover from this
@asmodean7239
@asmodean7239 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently we come to internet to cry so much that our personal life would look like a utopia.
@MeLoNarXo
@MeLoNarXo 3 жыл бұрын
You cant! Because your dead
@gallonofmilk7386
@gallonofmilk7386 3 жыл бұрын
dont feel bad...Because a gallon of milk will make you feel better
@EvilAngelMs
@EvilAngelMs 3 жыл бұрын
@@asmodean7239 oooh.. i like tgis view
@EvilAngelMs
@EvilAngelMs 3 жыл бұрын
@@MeLoNarXo True!
@Pixelhurricane
@Pixelhurricane 3 жыл бұрын
Public service announcement for the cat at 1:52 A lot of people see this as funny but this is what cats usually do when they have a headache!
@alternativeplane
@alternativeplane 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who works in retail, the mask under the nose thing isn't always a choice. Sometimes it slips down while you're talking and you get too busy to notice. There have been times where it has almost gotten down to my mouth before I realised, "oh shit, I need to pull my mask up."
@alpacapotion496
@alpacapotion496 3 жыл бұрын
14:40 Welcome to Oregon, where we have a gloomy, overcast skies and pouring rain for 9 months of the year
@kassowary8673
@kassowary8673 3 жыл бұрын
That sounds great
@ahstiasummers5583
@ahstiasummers5583 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the 5 minutes of sun followed by 5 minutes of rain before going back to sun
@zapthewarrior7577
@zapthewarrior7577 3 жыл бұрын
A are you alright there?
@alpacapotion496
@alpacapotion496 3 жыл бұрын
@@ahstiasummers5583 of course
@alpacapotion496
@alpacapotion496 3 жыл бұрын
@@zapthewarrior7577 not really
@nasamustard2659
@nasamustard2659 3 жыл бұрын
The happy birthday song is the most awkward thing ever, no one knows what to do when they are singing to you. . .
@tankmannf1204
@tankmannf1204 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/bqrPZJ2GiL6jjbNl112
@nasamustard2659
@nasamustard2659 3 жыл бұрын
@@tankmannf1204 WHY WOULD YOU SEND THAT, THATS DISGUSTING, ANYONE SEEING THIS, YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED BUT DO NOT CLICK IT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
@DudeDeLaRandom
@DudeDeLaRandom 3 жыл бұрын
@@nasamustard2659 I agree with both of your comments
@MochaMoonpie
@MochaMoonpie 3 жыл бұрын
But.... _WHY!?_
@MochaMoonpie
@MochaMoonpie 3 жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTELY AGREE. It is a shit video in more ways than one. Listen to this person here y'all, they tell the truth.
@MaryArts
@MaryArts 3 жыл бұрын
Me_irl is getting more depressing as the years go by...
@sabiangriffin3713
@sabiangriffin3713 3 жыл бұрын
just like life.....
@elisabethsun7059
@elisabethsun7059 3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@jakeslamp481
@jakeslamp481 3 жыл бұрын
Months*
@Carri110_
@Carri110_ 3 жыл бұрын
The people are
@SkyHacker9
@SkyHacker9 3 жыл бұрын
r/Me_irl
@Bro_Guyden
@Bro_Guyden 3 жыл бұрын
Men: women cant control their feelings! Also men: forced women into a specific dress code because men can control their feelings.
@ashengrottosangel
@ashengrottosangel 3 жыл бұрын
11:54 you could say the person who made the meme really dedicated their heart to it huh- and whoever drew eren like that deserves a metal
@TheHotBlade
@TheHotBlade 3 жыл бұрын
Her: He's probably thinking of other women. Him: Since the Nether is located below and sealed away from the overworld, was Minecraft 1.16 technically a cave update?
@mysteriousluck
@mysteriousluck 3 жыл бұрын
Oh sh-
@blusoldier5253
@blusoldier5253 3 жыл бұрын
I-
@DAMNDANIELLL
@DAMNDANIELLL 3 жыл бұрын
this gave me an existential crisis
@dinoxman8584
@dinoxman8584 3 жыл бұрын
That joke died along with the announcement of the cave update.
@DAMNDANIELLL
@DAMNDANIELLL 3 жыл бұрын
@@dinoxman8584 double cave update
@damienburroughs2119
@damienburroughs2119 3 жыл бұрын
grey, dark, and everything smells like the oncoming rain.
@kelsieporter6597
@kelsieporter6597 3 жыл бұрын
It's raining right know where I am
@escapefr0mslender
@escapefr0mslender 3 жыл бұрын
@@kelsieporter6597 You in dc? Been raining and stormy for 4 days
@kelsieporter6597
@kelsieporter6597 3 жыл бұрын
@@escapefr0mslender no,I live in Indianola,Iowa
@thelocalnecromancer1224
@thelocalnecromancer1224 3 жыл бұрын
How is this related to the video at all?
@TamWam_
@TamWam_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@thelocalnecromancer1224 one of the memes was about the weather being grey and dark
@veenas4ur
@veenas4ur 3 жыл бұрын
fun fact : the random chest pains you get ? yeah , linked to mass anxiety !! another thing to be paranoid about ,,, wait
@tankmannf1204
@tankmannf1204 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/bqrPZJ2GiL6jjbNl112
@amia7z
@amia7z 3 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@adrianturtle2570
@adrianturtle2570 3 жыл бұрын
Not necessarily
@elimill5490
@elimill5490 2 жыл бұрын
2:48, He doesn't have enough stamina to RUN. HE IS ALREADY DEAD
@autisticfella724
@autisticfella724 3 жыл бұрын
For my knowledge about Emkay after watching various videos of them,I’ve concluded that Robin is basically the personality traits of a supervillain if it was in real life.
@mr.meatball6549
@mr.meatball6549 3 жыл бұрын
I used to have the oh golden ninja mini fig but I was young and now it’s a hunk of chewed dusty broken and dented piece of golden plastic, reality hurts man
@Delta21OnYT
@Delta21OnYT 3 жыл бұрын
Damn bro that sucks, did u get the Ninjago Legacy Gold Ninja? I would get it but Idk where to put it in my small Ninjago diorama because it mainly consists of Season 12 sets
@mr.meatball6549
@mr.meatball6549 3 жыл бұрын
@@Delta21OnYT I had the legacy one, it was bright shiny, and came with a massive dragon
@Lukkaboc
@Lukkaboc 3 жыл бұрын
I thought you had a tiny ninja fruit for a sec. Figs have very poor agility.
@owyemen9367
@owyemen9367 3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.meatball6549 the overlord dragon? I don't remember exactly but it has to be that one the golden dragon from legacy was small af
@geeknat8981
@geeknat8981 2 жыл бұрын
I had one that came with a dragon that shot green balls, but I stepped on the figurine. Not only did the arm crack, the hand got stuck inside my foot :(
@pumpkinboyo6459
@pumpkinboyo6459 3 жыл бұрын
No one talking about how he did the BEST Baymax impression? It's perfect
@celestailthecosmosdragon808
@celestailthecosmosdragon808 2 жыл бұрын
timestamp
@TheMAGVR-c1d
@TheMAGVR-c1d Жыл бұрын
thank u 4 pointing this out you amazing
@tenelum9865
@tenelum9865 3 жыл бұрын
Me: How’s it going? Depressed guy: it’s going. Me: How’s it going? Math teacher: What’s going? Apples? Bananas?
@that_one_fucking_idiot
@that_one_fucking_idiot 3 жыл бұрын
Me: No. Speed of AK47 Bullets at you
@ninagrosh
@ninagrosh 3 жыл бұрын
What's going? gorillas? maybe your lungs?
@voidsoul8373
@voidsoul8373 3 жыл бұрын
insane guy: I can’t remember
@voidsoul8373
@voidsoul8373 3 жыл бұрын
@@ninagrosh the knife inside your organs
@tenelum9865
@tenelum9865 3 жыл бұрын
@@voidsoul8373 Jesus fucking Christ I guess you really hate math
@genesisplus4325
@genesisplus4325 3 жыл бұрын
Moms when you come home be like; "are you sure you're okay? POSITIVE?!! Because it looks to me like you are in an immense amount of distress!!! LET ME HELP YOU, I'M YOUR MOTHER!!!!"
@kokonaharuka6512
@kokonaharuka6512 3 жыл бұрын
4:08 that's the free reddit award- you get one every 24hrs so you can award posts and not have to buy them
@PerovNigma
@PerovNigma 3 жыл бұрын
4:40 hits so hard. I can think of only LEGO as an exception, but maybe there are some others.
@tankmannf1204
@tankmannf1204 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/bqrPZJ2GiL6jjbNl112
@kelsieporter6597
@kelsieporter6597 3 жыл бұрын
Don't click on the link
@PerovNigma
@PerovNigma 3 жыл бұрын
@@kelsieporter6597 Already have...
@kelsieporter6597
@kelsieporter6597 3 жыл бұрын
So... how much regret do you have 1/10
@Phiigost
@Phiigost 3 жыл бұрын
@@PerovNigma Do you mind telling me where did the link lead you to?
@clockdragon515
@clockdragon515 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: physics in university here is like a competition for the most wtf exercice.
@CatInABaseballCap
@CatInABaseballCap Жыл бұрын
5:00 *welcome to french* Person 1: _“Ça va?”_ Person 2: _”Ça va.”_
@silly-little-bean
@silly-little-bean Жыл бұрын
14:14 For me and an entire discord server, we say "wall" as a synonym for "awesome" or "nice". For example, "Minecraft wall" means "Minecraft is awesome".
@awesomestyles
@awesomestyles 3 жыл бұрын
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 232 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
@corruptblossoms
@corruptblossoms 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@wowzabowza6789
@wowzabowza6789 3 жыл бұрын
YES
@Hekeda
@Hekeda 3 жыл бұрын
Geear itdea
@clairescarlettcomrie89
@clairescarlettcomrie89 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@maropandy1198
@maropandy1198 3 жыл бұрын
YAS
@charax-1
@charax-1 3 жыл бұрын
"Got killed again huh cat" God: fine here's your 10th chance don't waste it 3 months later The cat: I'm sorry but the shark was super friendly!
@Pebbles.3
@Pebbles.3 3 жыл бұрын
God: *sigh* Cat: PLEASE! God: fine.. 5 months later.. Cat: *I'M SO SORRY!! THE EAGLE LOOKED NICE!!*
@darkmode9175
@darkmode9175 3 жыл бұрын
cat : but I thought I saw a bird inside that volcano
@Dman_op2018
@Dman_op2018 3 жыл бұрын
O.O
@that_one_fucking_idiot
@that_one_fucking_idiot 3 жыл бұрын
ok stop dying eat this bolw of totem of undying
@flaminlizard5250
@flaminlizard5250 3 жыл бұрын
that last post almost genuinely almost made me cry
@Firestorm214
@Firestorm214 3 жыл бұрын
“I thought you meant a tap hahaha.” This guy definitely was the dad who made dad jokes. 😂😂
@NoName-SEC-B
@NoName-SEC-B Жыл бұрын
2:33 it took me a Second to realise he cut the onions
@ntazzy6326
@ntazzy6326 3 жыл бұрын
14:33 yes, but that is great just in the summer. having heavy clouds over your head in snowless winter all the time is awful
@NextDavidAttenborough
@NextDavidAttenborough 3 жыл бұрын
i'm exhausted but i'm watching because it's one of my favourite narrators doing one of my favourite subreddits so sleep can wait for a bit
@lullsbaby9321
@lullsbaby9321 3 жыл бұрын
"You worry about leaving a better planet for our kids, how about leaving better kids for our planet?" - Tom McDonald
@swiftyoooo
@swiftyoooo 3 жыл бұрын
how about we leave a better planet for the kids and better kids for the planet
@TrailMix1066
@TrailMix1066 2 жыл бұрын
Mate, that's the best quote I've heard in years
@alternativeplane
@alternativeplane 2 жыл бұрын
You know, every time I see a meme about going back to the water I remember that I have more neanderthal genes than most, which I think means that I'm more closely related to the ancestral fish, which explains my love of being in water. I think it might also explain my adhd
@charliegordon1982
@charliegordon1982 3 жыл бұрын
The manhwa at 6:05 is called “Her Summon” and I would recommend reading it if you’re into manhwa.
@prseton9256
@prseton9256 3 жыл бұрын
2:05 this actually happened to me in reading I was so happy.
@featherlikescartoons5098
@featherlikescartoons5098 3 жыл бұрын
This happened to me multiple times in math.
@kathradyne6801
@kathradyne6801 3 жыл бұрын
14:00 Me introducing literally anyone to the drug trip that is Agents of Shield.
@brethebird3148
@brethebird3148 3 жыл бұрын
Love that show but I haven’t finished it yet
@kathradyne6801
@kathradyne6801 3 жыл бұрын
@@brethebird3148 Good luck to you, it gets real brain screwy in the last couple seasons.
@mr.scarlo2234
@mr.scarlo2234 3 жыл бұрын
Especially 6x3.
@brethebird3148
@brethebird3148 3 жыл бұрын
@@kathradyne6801 it ends at season 7 right?
@kathradyne6801
@kathradyne6801 3 жыл бұрын
@@brethebird3148 ye
@drakothedragon
@drakothedragon 3 жыл бұрын
“Sorry, everyone that’s not an American. Yeah yeah, it’s expensive.” Me who lives in Canada: *visible confusion*
@jamarvasser3246
@jamarvasser3246 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m crusading but the cru and ing are silent” That hit me man
@AntoinettexKitten
@AntoinettexKitten 2 жыл бұрын
Well now betty and cloris can roast each other forever
@rehanmalik5683
@rehanmalik5683 3 жыл бұрын
1:34 I like how the cake changes in size ever image 5:26 I'VE SEEN THIS MEME 5 TIMES NOW 14:34
@ma.kappa.6769
@ma.kappa.6769 3 жыл бұрын
4:55 who else had this figure when they where kids and didnt know that it was rare?
@SpectralFlames05
@SpectralFlames05 3 жыл бұрын
I lost mine ._. I’m sad now I lost it when I was 7 9 years ago
@justanhonestwarmongertryin8852
@justanhonestwarmongertryin8852 3 жыл бұрын
I still have it, It's rare? I got it as a lego dimensions figure lol
@tankmannf1204
@tankmannf1204 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/bqrPZJ2GiL6jjbNl112
@brethebird3148
@brethebird3148 3 жыл бұрын
Never got that set
@H4lf4sl33p
@H4lf4sl33p 3 жыл бұрын
Ninjago was probably a lot of people's childhoods. I still have a small season 4 and 5 book somewhere.
@seekingeudaimonia6884
@seekingeudaimonia6884 3 жыл бұрын
As a mom, I can tell you, we don’t have to search for issues. Although mine are cleaning based. I’m a cleaner at the end of the day that’s not what I want to come home to. I pray maybe one day, I will come home and just be at peace. You know I’m not asking for an overhaul, but if I came home and noticed it was at least tidied, it would be such a huge relief. I am overwhelmed, I’m stressed, I just want the people I love with, love, respect, always think of, always ensuring everyone’s needs are met. I don’t even want something done for myself, just don’t want to have to come home and feel like I haven’t left work
@generalkowalski8507
@generalkowalski8507 2 жыл бұрын
4:55 is trauma for me, it reminds me of the time i lost my 2012 ninjago golden ninja figure
@GigaKerbal
@GigaKerbal 2 жыл бұрын
5:05 one of my teachers was 60 years old and told us if we couldn't find anything when doing research to check the second page, and if nothing was there, check the third page, and so on. She wouldn't do anything else, just tell us to research and site our sources. To make it worse, we couldn't use wikipedia, or any news outlets, as they were "Opinions and not facts" so while we were looking through the first page looking for good sources, we would ask for help, she would tell us to check other pages (that are full of news, mind you) and wouldn't say anything else. Needless to say she was the least favorite teacher.
@boneappleyeet4951
@boneappleyeet4951 3 жыл бұрын
1:59 happened to me in 7th grade. We were learning about volume in math & we were talking about the volume of a pyramid & I'm the only one who said one 3rd of a cube
@thelion2751
@thelion2751 3 жыл бұрын
2:56 like a great philosopher say "Even in debt I still serve"
@fishpop
@fishpop 3 жыл бұрын
That weird snarl/snort noise to replace the swear words made me laugh every time. XD
@ivoryowl
@ivoryowl 3 жыл бұрын
I think it's a burp.
@superzockertvyt9630
@superzockertvyt9630 3 жыл бұрын
One moment of silence for the man with the best laugh ever
@leonardosanchezaguirre2459
@leonardosanchezaguirre2459 2 жыл бұрын
0:35 It would teahnically be his mother being wholesome.
@katie15732
@katie15732 3 жыл бұрын
8:59 I thought they meant the food, so I was trying to find where it was. Then I realized, they were talking about a cat
@N1K0.D4WN
@N1K0.D4WN 3 жыл бұрын
3:14 Y’all know when the Emkay editors add the reminder to subscribe and turn on notifications. They are actually unsubscribing, before you subscribe the button is red, once you do subscribe it turn gray, so by Emkay clicking the *gray* button and it turning *red* they actually are telling you to un-subscribe.
@saltwater7998
@saltwater7998 3 жыл бұрын
I’m crusading as well
@O5-hans
@O5-hans 3 жыл бұрын
I live in spain but the a is silent "turns into a chopa" swas swas swas swas swas
@SirBroccolingtonIII
@SirBroccolingtonIII 3 жыл бұрын
RETAKE THE HOLY LAND
@priscillaayusrirezeki6901
@priscillaayusrirezeki6901 3 жыл бұрын
@@SirBroccolingtonIII LET US RETAKE THE HOLY LAND
@themonkeoftehtrees8645
@themonkeoftehtrees8645 3 жыл бұрын
@@priscillaayusrirezeki6901 THE HOLYY LANDDDDD
@Anotherchild_lol
@Anotherchild_lol 3 жыл бұрын
Glad we can all be crusading
@deanwinchester8650
@deanwinchester8650 3 жыл бұрын
Dentists actually learn about the whole body, so that would also be helpful when someone’s dying
@ghosttyphoon790
@ghosttyphoon790 3 жыл бұрын
Don't think of it as being fired, just think of it as being promoted to customer.
@T0asty_Bear
@T0asty_Bear 3 жыл бұрын
This sub reddit is just people calling out each other and I love it Edit: worm 🪱
@tankmannf1204
@tankmannf1204 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/bqrPZJ2GiL6jjbNl112
@Number1Charlie
@Number1Charlie 3 жыл бұрын
I love your pfp
@T0asty_Bear
@T0asty_Bear 3 жыл бұрын
@@Number1Charlie awe! Thank you!! Yours is quite cute aswell
@Number1Charlie
@Number1Charlie 3 жыл бұрын
@@T0asty_Bear Thank you! Did you draw your pfp?
@T0asty_Bear
@T0asty_Bear 3 жыл бұрын
@@Number1Charlie lol sadly no!
@PhantomReeper
@PhantomReeper 3 жыл бұрын
14:23 I started calling brownies “Movies” and now I will never get over it Like, can someone please stop me, I’ve almost asked for a slice of movie too many times and I need to stop
@arfansthename
@arfansthename 3 жыл бұрын
well if you ask for a slice of film then that makes sense edit: "splice" makes a bit more sense
@remember_this1336
@remember_this1336 3 жыл бұрын
15:55 holy hell finally someone who understands me, this shit gets me so scared and i don't even have a car so whenever i have to get someone to drive me somewhere i have to think about me surviving such accident and being scarred for life by witnessing a driver's head being fucking pierced through by a giant tree log, this fear is so irrational but i will probably never get rid of it entirely, screw you final destination franchise for giving me stupid phobias like in that same movie a woman got her eye burnt through during a laser surgery, which cannot even hypothetically happen but still got me anxious as hell when i tried to support my friend on her eye surgery i wish everyone involved in the process of making these movies to be charged with tax fraud and be sent to jail but by the time charges were proven false and it all turned out to be a mistake on the account of stupid government they already served their sentence and the story got too little attention to give them enough justice and they will not be able to create anything anymore because of how traumatized this judicial hell and incarceration got them
@alice_weirddom
@alice_weirddom 9 ай бұрын
oh my god
@alice_weirddom
@alice_weirddom 9 ай бұрын
I read all of that
@franciszekroskosz7191
@franciszekroskosz7191 3 жыл бұрын
15:00 "remember what happened in the end" Dude build a robo-gun,visited his wife for the last time, killed some nazis with said robogun. He saved his friend,went to a methlab and fucking died. That's the way to go.
@confusingchaos2017
@confusingchaos2017 3 жыл бұрын
2:18 the crocs are more punk style focused but that does not mean people who are not punk can wear them, but when it comes down to style they are punk crocs.
@gamingsachilles8858
@gamingsachilles8858 3 жыл бұрын
At 5:30 I thought of a great description and unique. Your eyes are just a simple complement towards the fabulous landscape of your personality. Your lips don't need makeup for them to be able to be kissed. I came up with that in 3-5 minutes, a specialty of mine is complements.
@drowsydexy3630
@drowsydexy3630 3 жыл бұрын
1:45 nice Wes Johnson impression there.
@alexandtheaus6154
@alexandtheaus6154 3 жыл бұрын
4:49 MY MAN me and my brother used to watch that as little kids you have my attention
@alexandalmondagent7and963
@alexandalmondagent7and963 11 ай бұрын
Me and my little sister STILL watch Lego Ninjago!
@omegaxcution6092
@omegaxcution6092 3 жыл бұрын
2:02 I had this happen once, we were going over examples of primary and secondary sources, and we after we all examined them we would go over each by standing on opposite sides of the room. Side near the teacher's desk if you think it's primary, and the side by the door if you think it's secondary. The source happened to be political cartoons, everyone else stood by the door while I stood by the teacher's desk, we then each argued our side for why we made our decision, and I was correct! After this I just stood there for a few seconds, MENACINGLY.
@PagodaToga
@PagodaToga 3 жыл бұрын
4:17 this is from the movie “you again” and its the best movie of all time idk why no one has heard of it.
@blackarosskir
@blackarosskir 3 жыл бұрын
YES!!!! that one about the weather at 14:25... when i tell someone i really don't like sun and summer weather and instead i like the gloomy and foggy days with grey clouds and occasional rain they get either really concerned for me or they say that I'm just trying to be "edgy" and that i'm lying because "nobody likes weather like this" but i seriously get such a rush of happiness and energy (which is fekin rare in my life), for me it's embodiment of peace
@idontexist5132
@idontexist5132 3 жыл бұрын
7:04 I'm not a joke, jokes have a reason to exist.
@esdrot1375
@esdrot1375 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, are you ok? :'
@jeremy.90210
@jeremy.90210 3 жыл бұрын
The first one is deep as heck
@SirBroccolingtonIII
@SirBroccolingtonIII 3 жыл бұрын
😔😔😔😔😔😔
@Jordan-xx9ux
@Jordan-xx9ux 3 жыл бұрын
Are you 14 by any chance?
@SirBroccolingtonIII
@SirBroccolingtonIII 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jordan-xx9ux Pretty sure it's satire, but you never know.
@Jordan-xx9ux
@Jordan-xx9ux 3 жыл бұрын
@@SirBroccolingtonIII my comment was also satire.
@pitched7401
@pitched7401 3 жыл бұрын
... I think he didn't get the joke... "cutting onions makes you cry" that's why it's funny, when he cuts the onions from the shopping list
@sansundertale4245
@sansundertale4245 3 жыл бұрын
2:25 He looks like shaggy if he got a retirement and bought drugs
@waffle6454
@waffle6454 2 жыл бұрын
I have decided that, when I am old enough, I am going to live in the woods by myself and not have to worry about the rest of humanity or their problems.
@jilherrera2425
@jilherrera2425 3 жыл бұрын
when its been so long that you dont have to use your dissapeared dads id to buy beer
@creeper4852
@creeper4852 3 жыл бұрын
7:13 , its a song reference, mr brightside by 'the killers' (chorus is what im referring to)
@snaukball8764
@snaukball8764 3 жыл бұрын
1:59 I once said walking is an algorithm. Whole class laughed. Teacher said I was right. Btw don't put this on r/thathappened, it actually happened in computer science when we were learning about flow charts.
@snaukball8764
@snaukball8764 3 жыл бұрын
@@plane3251 ;-;
@snaukball8764
@snaukball8764 3 жыл бұрын
@@plane3251 Is this post-able on r/madlads?
@snaukball8764
@snaukball8764 3 жыл бұрын
@@plane3251 Wait were u joking when u said "how about i do anyway"?
@kanedashoutaro
@kanedashoutaro 3 жыл бұрын
everyone forgets that imaginary numbers are a thing
@2DnMe
@2DnMe 2 жыл бұрын
rip Betty white, I regret coming back to this video now
@roachmcfatty7562
@roachmcfatty7562 2 жыл бұрын
rip
@mysterious_extra_lunar5030
@mysterious_extra_lunar5030 3 жыл бұрын
10:40 I literally listen to violin covers while I’m in the shower I don’t know why but I do
@xB4by.plut0x
@xB4by.plut0x 3 жыл бұрын
I like robins voice I wish I had a deep voice 😭
@estella610
@estella610 3 жыл бұрын
0:46 okay well now I'm sad
@strikewave1918
@strikewave1918 3 жыл бұрын
ok so before I say this I know nobody gives a shit and i don't want to be posted on r/iamverysmart I just want to be fact-checked for it. at 13:31 there's a problem that I had no idea how to solve (I'm in 7th grade). I started by taking their distances from their starting point, and squaring them since the distance between the two would be the hypotenuse of the triangle between them and their starting point. Then, I took the squared root of that, since the Pythagorean theorem is a squared + b squared = c squared, so c, the hypotenuse, is the square root of the sum of that equation. for that, I got around 25 feet in 5 seconds or 5 feet per second. but I had to take into account acceleration since after 1 second, it would be 25 + 1 = 26 and the sqr root of that is 5.099, which is very close to the 5 per second I got before. so, in total, I got 5.099 or rounded up to 5.1 feet per second. please no hate, I'm just curious whether I did this correctly or not (also, not r/theydidthemath lmao)
@nathanlopez8290
@nathanlopez8290 3 жыл бұрын
6:03 didn’t expect to see her summon here
@hackertrollerVT
@hackertrollerVT 3 жыл бұрын
and the sause is?...
@thetrenchgoblin1413
@thetrenchgoblin1413 3 жыл бұрын
Sauce my dude
@starchywarhead5489
@starchywarhead5489 3 жыл бұрын
That's the name of it "her summon"
@hackertrollerVT
@hackertrollerVT 3 жыл бұрын
@@starchywarhead5489 ._.
@GiasfelfebrehberDeltarune
@GiasfelfebrehberDeltarune 3 жыл бұрын
2:03 that literally happened to me lol. "Everyone got it right except op"-anoying kid "actually everyone got it wrong except op"-teacher
@BlazingShadowSword
@BlazingShadowSword 3 жыл бұрын
Juan Joya Borja had the most infectious laugh I ever heard.
@MFM_Gaming
@MFM_Gaming 2 жыл бұрын
Man I love waking up to those rainy days. Specially when it's raining real hard I'm just kind of want to like sit and just chill and enjoy the day for a little bit.
@zaza_thehashasha
@zaza_thehashasha 3 жыл бұрын
1:59 Actually happened to me once. The smart kid's answer was against mine so I thought I was actually incorrect, until the teacher told us the answer.
@jarihoogendoorn5823
@jarihoogendoorn5823 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: blackberries arent berries
@mysteriousluck
@mysteriousluck 3 жыл бұрын
*My life has been a lie*
@jarihoogendoorn5823
@jarihoogendoorn5823 3 жыл бұрын
@@mysteriousluck but pineapples are.
@CrispyMilkk
@CrispyMilkk 3 жыл бұрын
Take my blood
@jarihoogendoorn5823
@jarihoogendoorn5823 3 жыл бұрын
@@CrispyMilkk uh, ok,,, what do you want me to do with it?
@mysteriousluck
@mysteriousluck 3 жыл бұрын
@@jarihoogendoorn5823 Wait *What.*
@mepmepimabee9866
@mepmepimabee9866 Жыл бұрын
1:18 I didn’t know grandpa got put in hell.
@sushicat2527
@sushicat2527 3 жыл бұрын
13:41 the answer is 30ft after 5 seconds
@henryharden
@henryharden 2 жыл бұрын
8:37 . It says its an opposite reaction. So it's equal because she dislikes you just as much as you like her.
@jomogaming2
@jomogaming2 3 жыл бұрын
"It gets really good after Season 2" Replace the word "Season" with "Part" and you've got JoJo right there.
@GRPNW
@GRPNW 3 жыл бұрын
11:35 So not relatable, I don't get upvotes for being miserable.
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