r/Madlads | THE ABSOLUTE DELIRIUM

[@NotAgainKel]

7:58 I feel like if Damien tried, he could perfectly voice Steve from big mouth

[@indeepjable]

But Big Mouth Looks Disgusting

[@EmKay]

@@indeepjable F*uck, You're Right

[@Al-qg9dr]

@@EmKay Wait what

[@HolsteinCowMan]

Well... Damn

[@TOMI-ro7yr]

@@EmKay I'm a huge fan thanks for what you do love ya bro!

[@mattfromwiisports413]

They don’t call me a Matt-lad for nothing

[@LPSWeirdCow13]

:ooo

[@Dino_Alt]

@@LPSWeirdCow13 ohhhhh my god

[@autistic_kittycat]

Dang dude u are a Matt lad

[@honey-bun3976]

Matt-latt

[@insert_use4389]

•-•

[@toastytea6253]

For all we know, someone could stop time, and we would never know.

[@tyleradams232]

True

[@poikoi1530]

or you assume

[@silverslidos4141]

As you said that my video froze on all of my screens

[@Ifimadeadumbcommentimaturednow]

Ye

[@justskate3895]

Why did you put that a in my head

[@Ejiro__Kirishima]

“He looks like a cliff, or a Clint. A C name” Me: heh, carol.

[@zicospazz]

Oh hi kiri

[@999playz9]

Dude stop watching videos bakugo is going to kill deku

[@Dementia_Springtrap]

Heh, *C u n t -*

[@weedmaster-420]

Hi sharky boi

[@marshmellowbuddies8616]

Wow my favorite Mha boy!

[@lordsplashingtontheiii6778]

"Carpenter with no children sends 33 strangers to college after amassing $3 million in savings." As heartwarming as that is, its depressing that $3 million could only send 33 people to college.

[@EmKay]

welcome to the american education system baby

[@billrock3835]

@@EmKay lol

[@stormfn4566]

EmKay Ur dude emkay spits out facts hotter than a grilled piece of bacon.

[@saddog8087]

You don’t need an education to climb towers with suction cups.

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

@@saddog8087 SUCTION CUP MAN!

[@sliteye]

Them: brings their pc to school Me: brings pc from school home *beat that*

[@thethinkingmonkey3026]

Me: gets school to send me pc then leave country with it

[@EmKay]

heh! 😎 that's what we mad lads call "Theft Of Private Property"

[@harufromwiisports7084]

@@EmKay I mean *is it really private if the school's public*

[@sliteye]

@@harufromwiisports7084 oi urod

[@faquitta]

@@harufromwiisports7084 As long as you pay your taxes

[@aguy4274]

"you seen fingerless gloves but have you seen gloveless fingers" That's exactly the same Damien! 😂😂😂

[@lacoulas5556]

I imagine him screaming “BLYAT” then socking a police officer in the face

[@ieaturgreenbean]

Say сука

[@ieaturgreenbean]

Yes.

[@0x8badf00d]

Этот комментарий на французском языке.

[@infiniteampersandmusic]

You called?

[@ryang6865]

He also could have used the “American mix” to make the Russian flag as well 🇷🇺, which is even more mad than the Union Jack 🇬🇧

[@96yrs2lng8]

Super Ryan14 no no it’s not

[@96yrs2lng8]

Jhon Smyth no, no it doesn’t

[@austinm.9832]

Mad Jack Churchill is the maddest lad, he used a sword and longbow in WW2.

[@BlahajBeholder]

Jhon Smyth *Laughs in Hamilton* No

[@EntropyAfton]

Hummmm OH AND RUSAME!

[@mysteryman4553]

Top ten characters who could defeat Thanos even with the infinity guantlet: 10: 3:34 - GOT EM 9: 8:09 - *B O N K* the Bank 8: 5:36 - 85 year old Physics Teacher 7: 5:29 - Hardcore Mosquito 6: 9:14 - Smart Korean Sneak 5: 6:58 - Pablo Wendel 4: 11:36 - French Boxer 3: 8:25 - *T H E B I K E* 2: 9:52 - Dr. Jones 1: 1:00 - The most intimidating man

[@ConservativeWhiteMan741]

0: 1:55 - no discussion

[@Hectordaboom]

Honorable mention: 1:27 - The carpenter (He’d kill Thanos with kindness. And the 33 people he helped send to college)

[@twilight3653]

You forgot shaggy

[@SuperAronGamerMNO]

Guy: *Plays on the most known Minecraft Server in the world* Damien: "I can't tell what server he is playing on"

[@djdiamond5710]

What server is he playing on actually? I can't really see it that clearly.

[@kribo9272]

Hypixel

[@djdiamond5710]

Is it available on PE???

[@oddballsforlife4679]

Gaming with DJ_Diamond no

[@SharkOSix]

Oh he's playing a Christian server?

[@stevensvideocollection20]

I’m still searching for the video where he says “My namien is Damien”

[@two-dents]

It's on his channel:)

[@bruh-fw5ck]

@@two-dents r/technicallythetruth

[@aYamahaGrandPiano]

Which one?

[@ihateorphans]

@@aYamahaGrandPiano the one that he owns

[@o.rbi.t]

@@aYamahaGrandPiano a video type file

[@zyloft2053]

Bank of America: *forecloses home* Man: *forecloses bank* you just got *V E C T O R E D*

[@danielb1011]

*OHHHHH YEAAAAA*

[@jacky9171]

I hate Puro, please dislike my comment

[@jacky9171]

@Σpsilon H disagree

[@Chobo077]

spaedwagon Looks like they couldnt handle the neutron style

[@fairievie]

*cha cha real smooth*

[@notjerrythejerryatall]

7:45 I know what he did. He put the Woman's Rights book in the fiction section.

[@WillTw12]

Pawean where it Fucking BELONGS

[@vanukas8783]

•Anisychía• what if it wasnt

[@millakake]

@@vanukas8783 omg suomi?

[@vanukas8783]

Milla OwO suaami perkele

[@spectreshepard1]

Omg... messed up yet so funny.

[@paulhage4059]

Damien: we can't stop time because it's multiplayer Me: ZA WARUDO

[@admiral_aidan3925]

oh.

[@deckem287]

Oh.

[@Master_vp101]

I S T H A T A J O J O R E F E R E N C E ? !

[@ChronosDosGriz]

What

[@canaldatuamae5309]

@@ChronosDosGriz Weeb stuff

[@DunkleCheese]

0:26 *”Matt-Lad”*

[@nightlighty9684]

Dunkle :”0000

[@EmKay]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@nightlighty9684]

EmKay EMKAYYYY :0000

[@JRH9468]

EPIC

[@Frvnt888]

Damien shall say "My namiem is Damien" after 2020.

[@dismal8294]

YA EMKAY DO DAT

[@Peztllence]

@@dismal8294 he did on the channel Damien Lee. He's never going to do it again.

[@KnightoftheSorryFace]

My namien is damien Fakob Jakob Bobbin' Robin

[@vladimirirkhin]

@@KnightoftheSorryFace eyy

[@dinonuggiesguy4847]

ANy second now

[@SavageValter]

No joke that minoin thing was my school im almost for sure

[@6Bruh9]

someone: *forces damien to say "my Namien is Damien"* Damien: *sigh* My Namien is Damien everyone: "HE IS TOO POWERFUL TO BE LEFT ALIVE"

[@Gleemzo]

Whos sign I need answers

[@francobundoc5261]

@@Gleemzo he means sigh

[@Gleemzo]

@@francobundoc5261 its a joke

[@6Bruh9]

@@Gleemzo oops sry

[@fishfingers9636]

Jacob lee bruh I looked at u edit the comment

[@that1guynamedalejandro690]

1:17 he’s playing hypixel skywars, Damien. I feel hurt that you don’t know that

[@hanzogangv2650]

same

[@Leaftigger]

ikr

[@connorbruh1907]

Same

[@AnonHooman]

exactly like just look at the scoreboard

[@connorbruh1907]

PiggyGamer111 no it’s Badlion Client

[@psatyawakta]

0:59 Now that is what we call perfect chakra Control

[@Kerosene.Dreams]

It's funny that one of the tampons says " be unstoppable" because my dad calls them popper stoppers.

[@kriskomar3889]

Just put it in

[@Kerosene.Dreams]

@@kriskomar3889 dirty

[@2wodrqwoa]

So we not gonna talk about how the guy who said every idiot should get their account deleted is deleted

[@jan_Sanku]

that's the joke

[@icantthinkofausername2605]

@@jan_Sanku there's 2 jokes, the main joke is OP's account getting deleted

[@charliewinterss]

6:17 That word is Japanese. “Ka-bo-cha” meaning squash or pumpkin.

[@legendarynoodle2438]

3:12 cuting someone's neck, than giving them a free computer.

[@EmKay]

this is a huge mad lad moment can we get 100 decapitations

[@zachnyt]

EmKay hi

[@saddog8087]

EmKay make me Okay

[@Dino_Alt]

Utufurjdueuwudu

[@legendarynoodle2438]

@@Dino_Alt that madlad actually did it to you!

[@dasmaxinnit4456]

8:32 is it just me or is every single muscular guy that has a long beard just so kind?

[@TheCaptainLulz]

1:06 - The Gravitron, WOW, that brings me back.

[@inkdd1463]

Flat-earther/anti-space guy: “how can something that doesn’t exist be flat” MADLAD: “your girlfriend” My brain: (insert that clip of guys going wild after a sick burn) that was perfect

[@infiniteampersandmusic]

3:42 the the most Russian headline I've ever read

[@Ya_boi_thorn]

0:59 my mom used to work at the carnival. That ride is known as the starship. (Best ride ever) the guy who ran the ride could walk around it while it was functioning. Tips for riding: Don't move (expection of legs) The boards will move up to the top The ride is loud Only move up if you know what you're doing. Don't ride upside down You will stick to the board (If you want any carnival tips just ask me about the ride)

[@Liam-rb7ky]

"This guy looks like a c word" Damn, calm down

[@goldandsilver4211]

Me: **gets ad, looks like cool game, cheery voice** That’s getting downloaded! Game: **is a pc game that costs money** Me: **same cheery voice* That’s not getting downloaded!

[@null4145]

use crack

[@null4145]

also buy the game

[@Scarletraven87]

That's the reason it looked like a good game. PC.

[@gamertin5129]

Bruh the ad i got was flappy bird but if you go past the pipes you will get prizes, it was made from a company that made a shopping app

[@n_o_n_t_u]

0:58 Dude, ever since I was young, it has been my LIFE GOAL to do this on a gravitron ride or something like that, and it still is today.

[@frickmehlife5407]

1:02 Little story I went on one of those rides about a year ago These for boys were standing sitting upside down And one attempted a flip (while moving) He almost broke his arm after the fall

[@gurglequeen433]

1:03 There was one of those rides at a fair near where I live and my friend and I lived it. The guys that operated it would walk around the walls while the ride was going and it was so cool.

[@thez.y.g502]

Insane that the account that tweeted “we can see this Julia“ is one of the schools that I’m applying to LOL

[@thewingedserpent5823]

6:19 the letters are in hiragana and say "kabocha"

[@athome4919]

it translates to “pumpkin”

[@dragonofsomething2820]

There are two kinds of people

[@thetriforceeagle8161]

10:12 I’m not sure if that’s sadistic or masochistic

[@jswertujj]

The Triforce Eagle more sadistic

[@theidiotbehindtheslaughter]

That's more like my classmate...

[@PigFishYT]

Sadistic. Masochistic is when u like urself to be hurt. Sadistic is loving to see others get hurt

[@warlord_aries3920]

As a sadist and masochist, that’s completely sadistic

[@akhaaneb9710]

@@warlord_aries3920how does pain feel?

[@MegaPlayerXxX]

At elementary school, my teacher always put me into mathematic olympics. While always ahead of class in normal classes, I always botched the olympics so I wouldn't have to deal with some further competitions. Somehow, everyone knew I was doing that, but my teacher never figured that one out.

[@skullofmetal7]

9:31 OMG Birdman made it in to madlads!

[@I_saw_that956]

He was tired of these females lying so he went to be with the lads

[@bakvetteef]

That dude is playing on hypixel I think

[@itsNatalieAtLeast]

He is

[@jumpityjump3]

Thanks to Gosh for sending his only son Jeepers to die on Christmas. Praise to Gosh for giving us EmKay! Way better than Christmas and no one had to die. Don't forget the reason for the season. ❤️

[@cherrylicker6959]

1:02 bruh ive always wanted to do this on that- i just hope he gon be ok after it stops

[@aidan4529]

3:05 Imagine shitting on the things that kids like to do. I remember one dude in my neighborhood had hug barrels. If you like Fortnite he gave you the blue “Shield Potion” and if you liked Minecraft he gave you a red “Health Potion”

[@YourRFriend385]

“Man with Alzheimer’s forgets gravity is a thing” 1:04

[@jeannettesancho1256]

Shidbot69 ._.

[@thegamer-jz5du]

Pucci: *angry gay priest noises*

[@notcatisa]

I think i've been on one of those carnival rides before and it feels weird as fuck

[@sscrubberhose5377]

I used to live in Kodiak. I wasnt allowed to go see Pitbull but my classmates were talking about it for MONTHS after it happened. He made a small, dreary town a little bit happier.

[@shyman6396]

That Wisconsin man... He should represent our state. He is our mascot now

[@jefferybaker8296]

The university tweet’s account bio says “We write our own essays”.

[@maddhattergaming6863]

That pause time one was even funnier cause it started buffering

[@pedropetruzzisilveira5126]

10:51 -"come get cheesy, in your daily dose of sausage" -Kay, Em.

[@AintNoJohn]

Ok so once my classmate (who is known for being kinda smart) tried the trick with kahoot where you win with the name joe. He ended up getting 2nd place instead, but a different joe took first. Then, as disappointed he was in his failure, he said something along the lines of: “wait what, I didn’t win? Wait who won? Wait who’s Joe?!?!”. Sadly, I wasn’t there, but apparently the whole class erupted in laghter

[@midnightstrider8579]

i watched that nuke's top 5's video in full screen, and never have i ever been so bored of a video

[@markinipannini]

Damien: this man knows something I don't and it terrifies me... Everyone who finished highschool: well... I guess I'm scary now...

[@ItsMrCube]

The Minecraft server is Hypixel btw

[@epoxyrainbow4463]

Me:thinks its skyblock Also Me:looks closely and sees its skywars

[@UnknownUser-fj1cg]

Yeah :D

[@koisarux_]

Its bedwars think and is using the labbymod forge mod

[@GAMERBANDITHi]

Just wait till the ride stops, he will be wishing he listened to the operator

[@samblamjam]

Villain’s laughs be like: 2:10

[@illosovic]

Ikr, i can't stand these fake ass laughs, makes me feel like hes fake as a person too

[@kingpablothe1stoverlordoft871]

@@illosovic haha what?

[@illosovic]

@@kingpablothe1stoverlordoft871 to me, when someone fakes a laugh, it makes them come off as an ingenuine person

[@kingpablothe1stoverlordoft871]

@@illosovic okay...

[@michellebautista6625]

Illosovic Stayne seems pretty real to me

[@jeffml3629]

1:27 i wish i could be that wholesome as that old guy

[@mikentikes11]

I was like woah Damien is back on emkay?! Then I looked at the date

[@markoi.9558]

What even happened?

[@JRH9468]

Depresso

[@senshiuchu441]

You NEED to say 'My namien is Damien and it will always be the samien.'

[@NoN-ji5wd]

Your laugh makes me laugh... And I love it-

[@illosovic]

Its fake....

[@gavinbrown1159]

How

[@illosovic]

@@gavinbrown1159 sometime when you make eye contact with someone, try giving them just the biggest smile, they wont know why you're smiling but 9 times out of 10, they'll smile back. Same principle

[@Lily-no3jq]

1:25 hes playing Hypixel Skywars on Insane mode, no I dont have good eyesight i just play too much hypixel

[@appabtw4777]

i could tell from the scoreboard

[@hpvrstuff3659]

I could tell because of the scoreboard and the fact hes falling off the map and i recognise that pain

[@Diablo77071]

That standing man is called "the starship 3000 god" And thats the actual name of the ride

[@wagwanpussio]

the last time i was this early actually this is the first time

[@jmaeb81]

mood

[@rn-zu5ld]

....Oliver cromwell was not executed

[@paco-om7tr]

peppa

[@Harberino]

Sister?

[@EmKay]

welcome to the early zone. you will never leave

[@denedoesthings]

1:04 Yo! I used to do that with my cousin on this space ship ride at the county fair! It was so fun and this just made me nostalgic

[@pengap697]

4:35 the guy didnt even try to cover it up that he was the one to post that

[@gagotarlet42]

Tomarrow I'm gonna say to my teacher that I'll see her next decade

[@5kovich]

2:29 this guy looks like Caesar from Asterix and Obelix live action movies

[@kevinv3595]

Anyone know the girl from 4:03 twitter handle? Asking for a friend

[@m1miracle221]

Yeah I'm asking for a friend also

[@m1miracle221]

Dude I found it her Twitter is @COOKINGxMAMA

[@hailyuri3893]

E

[@maskythemaskedlotl8645]

I picked up 100 peices of trash she blocked me

[@memegumin]

That time where you realize fingerless gloves and gloveless fingers is the exact same thing

[@fyro4137]

6:23 “you may have outsmarted me” *“BUT I OUTSMARTED YOUR OUTSMARTING”*

[@microwaveablenukes]

That blind bisexual goose is going to be me in the future I swear

[@attakwaffle2336]

Day 69 of asking damien to say my namien is damien

[@caazi]

He’s already said it

[@caazi]

AttakWaffle kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIW0iaCBmJeXqdk right at the start

[@c2qq2c77]

Already did

[@hziebicki]

Yes, but you people don't get it. We want it EVERY time and on HERE, not just once in some random video on his own channel... Doesn't count

[@edgyusername4191]

Nice

[@catote8839]

I read that lovecraft story, and that wizard is described as a guy with a forehead larger than physically possible or something like that. I died when reading it

[@mintfennecfox7781]

0:02 When you Realise you're only 8 minutes Late

[@cookiecaker]

I was literally watching a different EmKay video and I have zero self control so I clicked on this one

[@Kai-eb1fv]

11:25 idk if it was you or the editor responsible for censoring that, but I appreciate it

[@mattfromwiisports8597]

Getting featured on an emkay video was the only thing I wasn’t able to do until now

[@lordjaraxxus5418]

"Dr. Jones is an A**hole" Me: *thinks of Indiana Jones as the professor*

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Makes it even better

[@TheNitroG1]

The best part about the pitbull one is it was a competition people voted online to see which walmart he would go to. so they picked the most secluded walmart in the middle of nowhere they could find.

[@wreconteur13]

6:18 : The kana reads "kabocha", or "pumpkin," (if they're trying to be kawaii af), or maybe "squash" (if they feel like a hollow gourd! :D).

[@OverjoyedOverdrive]

Cool! Thanks for the info.

[@DeimosEclipse74]

Actually that’s hiragana not Katakana

[@DeimosEclipse74]

Hiragana(かぼちゃ) Katakana(カボチャ)

[@SwordKing-he9gt]

8:15 UNO REVERSE CARD HECK YEAAAAAAHHH

[@TheFlame2727]

5:06 that voice and tone was perfect 😂

[@jonathana6755]

9:32 let me catch my son going to Walmart to take pictures of double xp codes off Doritos bags without me

[@chancesinger7525]

I am a Florida man and I am very offended we would NEVER kill somebody and say it was a delayed abortion... it was a permanent abortion

[@firebobert9546]

0:58 I think this would be a really good mod for the deltarune jevil fight, just this dude in the background spinning

[@psycholyfe]

Man, Florida sure is a scary state 😂

[@Cosmiccrying]

ok so im sitting here watching some EmKay and KZbin had to give me, no one, not two, but four ads for fortnite (im a hardcore minecraftplayer) and im pretty sure my laptop is messing with meh, or is it just a madlad?

[@darutyfruty7931]

Ayyyyy my fried birdman got featured. Never imagined that but its cool. Love you both and keep making ppl happy

[@lexluger1095]

McDonald’s and Burger King have some serious frozen beef

[@JaxAngel06]

1:17 He's playing Hypixel Skywars

[@Envy_MxE]

The ‘not on my watch’ one is hilarious.

[@gidget4108]

He DDOS’d us with covid-19

[@rateeightx]

7:52 I Looked It Up, Apparently He Was Banned For, Heh-Hem, "Lewd Behaviour"

[@Monsterbwoi]

0:59 what about when his tiles start moving? You can see that they've started by looking at the one next to the person in the orange hoodie

[@connorbruh1907]

1:16 bro.. how can you not tell that hypixel. I didn’t even zoom in and I automatically know that’s hypixel skywars

[@lloyddragon2036]

i love how Americans think we're the only country with red white and blue

[@sarcasticdemon7669]

Not all Americans think that. Only the stupid ones, lol.

[@jessieqk12]

We don’t.

[@dilaisy_loone2846]

Sleudgehammer you mean the us. And there so much more than that...

[@cecilyerker]

It’s a Skittles marketing gimmick for the 4th of July stop making it out to be more than it is

[@hexbrennisteinn]

Honestly why can’t the flags have more creative color schemes

[@FrancisR420]

I love how some guy is obviously clapping for the guy standing in the Gravitron

[@NajimiDoingCrack]

0:27 hey thats me

[@SpecterPaladin]

Another day has gone by and damien still hasn't said "my namien is damien"

[@itsalanbro1132]

SpecterQuilava I name is dame

[@saddog8087]

Anal

[@EricTheHobkin]

4:08 This was not roast, burn, or a death sentence this will send you back to the stone age type comeback 😂🤣💯

[@sas14285]

11:01 oh yea, that one was a fun read, lol