r/Cursedcomments | noah... get the boat.

[@sirapple589]

10:20 In Geri’s Game, an old man plays chess against himself.

[@mrmr_zoomie]

Wait like that one old Pixar short?

[@sirapple589]

Mr Omega Yes. Geri’s Game is the name of the short.

[@mrmr_zoomie]

mk

[@mrmr_zoomie]

EmKay*

[@EmKay]

geri is dead now. feel old yet?

[@topaz3470]

" Youre now single and in jail. " - Damien 2019

[@localcrazyrussian4511]

Yes

[@alauddinahmed2771]

And then he gets a man by dropping a soap

[@WubKub]

Yes lovelt

[@josueveguilla9069]

"The Gentleman's not recognized." - Adam "Bug Eyes" Schiff

[@DissedRedEngie]

not again...

[@jelkehuisman]

"Jesus, rub my prostate" is probably my favorite sentence from any of these episodes 😂😂😂

[@The_Eray]

Me: realises that r/noahgettheboat exist. He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit

[@nightlighty9684]

The Gamer bj aslv (Me

[@jonathanriez2898]

『NightLight』 What?

[@anaandric1680]

@@jonathanriez2898 he had a stroke

[@quive5705]

@『NightLight』 Y/Ihadastroke (Im linking Subcomments)

[@xx0maxi]

Lol really

[@albhis]

"I wonder what.wing-dings.sound like verbally?" *The entire undertale fandom would like to know your location*

[@stealthlock6634]

Here

[@stealthlock6634]

Have two replies so your comment gets more attention

[@dead-account-404]

Have three

[@hankjwimbleton4010]

Na fam, you’ve got 4

[@killbot0298]

Get five

[@spookyman6839]

Damien “ It’s not a good idea to play Russian roulette by your self.” Me “ Ok I’ll play with a friend.”

[@thehugesmall]

Just finished my 6th game I’m on a 6 game win streak St. Louis Cardinals style

[@peterkiss4025]

Playing russian rulette by yourself is not russian rulette. Thats suicide.

[@crazychicken2005]

maybe load all 6 barrels before you start playing, it makes it a little more intresting

[@balmain-i3e]

My little brother's favorite bath toys 1. Toaster 2. Radio

[@desmondchew9789]

Hey. Mine was a tv until they made it fat

[@sci_pain3409]

4. The blood of his enemies

[@kiibo1331]

5. Mom’s hairdryer

[@EmKay]

ruh roh

[@baskhd336]

I don't see what the problem is those are my favorite bath toys, all of them

[@nikolasmaslan5323]

When I donate blood they always ask annoying questions “What blood type?” “Whose blood is it?” “Where did you get it?” “ Why is it in a bucket?”

[@DrRussian]

Type O Some hungry dissidents The Gulag How else would i bring it?

[@gabriellockwood2780]

Pig's Blood

[@0_Not_Myself_0]

Oh... God no

[@kaibai2636]

Nikolas Maslan’s blood in a bucket

[@Lusoph1933]

Nikolas Maslan “why does it taste so good

[@clairerhodes4858]

“I wonder what Wingdings sound like verbally!” *Laughs in Gaster*

[@clairerhodes4858]

Time stamp is 2:55

[@cherandshane2683]

Æñßüç

[@tree8252]

Congrats, you stole my comment

[@_ashRaccoon_48]

Oh and it's only the beginning.

[@abysmalbeat1268]

@Havoc the Demon no

[@ichigoing]

little fun fact: when they say virgins blood on rituals, it doesn't mean virgin literally, it means someone who hasn't participated in a ritual before

[@GlitchBoi3000]

Sacrifice me end me eternal suffering end it Red Radish

[@EmKay]

interesting thank you Red Raddish

[@baskhd336]

Wait, how would you know that?

[@ichigoing]

@@baskhd336 years of rituals, but you didn't ear that from me

[@chatboulon743]

If you got a virgin that's never done rituals before, would the blood be 2x more powerful or 4x more powerful? Uh, asking for a friend... >.>

[@sirapple589]

Subreddit: CursedComments “Awww, look how cute he is” Yep, it’s Damien time.

[@sainath66666]

Dude at 3:17 it's not O blood , it's O negative blood

[@mikentikes11]

@@sainath66666 OH GOD OH NO The pizza is burning

[@sainath66666]

@@mikentikes11 lol

[@gamingwiths2110]

Damien*

[@sirapple589]

GamingwithS 21 Fixed.

[@infiniteuniverse8817]

"I wonder what WingDings sound like." The phone: *The app Gaster wants to use your location*

[@flamefeather2665]

Pfffffffft

[@infiniteuniverse8817]

wow thanks for all the likes. i've never even come close to 15, not even 25.

[@beyblader5099]

@ Infinite Universe To sum up what they sound like, this is what they sound like: Qamhj!gnsbncsjk!scyjmsjcyjrcileheyfjmgcjkmssdhchjmashdkhcgsdkufhwedhmmchssklchmejwdjchhnssdhcj!

[@midnightwolfstar3318]

🔹🔷⬛️ Translation:sup

[@midnightwolfstar3318]

Ice Feather sup geno

[@arachnidz7750]

“I wonder what Wingdings sound like” and I’m over here having listened to undertale comic dubs like ‘I think I know.’

[@Echo_the_half_glitch]

IKR?! XD

[@captainazzy4463]

I was just about to comment that! 😂 Good to know there are more of us here.

[@lukono_7794]

S a m e. Lol

[@minecraftsteve1593]

*bop bop bop*

[@melanielowe5690]

*AUUUUUOOOOOOOOO*

[@AtChiaPet]

This video shall be cursed until the end of time itself

[@DasHeino2010]

@Admiral Lewdiepie replies to your comments hopefully not the ones of age of empires 1 XD Hododo! Hododo! Hoioio!

[@ritadubey4688]

*Laughs in click 's uwu voice* Ah beginners

[@abedrahmanomarieh7262]

This video will end time itself

[@ritadubey4688]

@Admiral Lewdiepie replies to your comments He thrives in a place called insta as @themarkdeck and has a cosy apartment on KZbin as @TheClick. Whatever stuff you do with him please don't have premarital eye contact or holding hands. You are a wholesome Christian ; he is not please keep that in mind.

[@dreampeak3329]

420 Likes!

[@notabot3236]

Plague doctor is absolutely a viable career choice

[@L_ratio_ukraine]

See what u do is make a mutant virus and make yourself a plague doctor

[@plaguedoctor3647]

I'm late but 100% agree

[@BambinaSaldana]

Technically that's just a doctor.

[@isaacvibing]

And a good scp

[@arb1ter993]

You sir have the pestilence I must cure you

[@Justakatto]

Damian : *Now I'm sad* Also Damian : *_laughes maniacally_*

[@JustAKomiFan]

Just because you sad Don't make u unhappy It just make you saddened to the point of "why" and manical laughter happens shortly after I am very experienced

[@anrel1396]

Damien, I didn't ever saw a more accurate voice cover than in 8:59. That giggling and Richards face had me in tears, thank you.

[@quinnjustice9038]

Guess what

[@gurogoth]

11:36 Eyeless Jack just wanted to give back 👀

[@kimchio4278]

it makes my heart cry whenever damien sees cute animals and makes *the sound*

[@finnleybecker5791]

It's literally the best thing ever he's such a wholesome hooman c':

[@baremannequin2860]

2:32 "I wanna live in one of the eyes. And I'll have a fire and everything" *megalovania intensifies*

[@koencagurangan3256]

Blue fire*

[@austinlatshaw1049]

*_B L U E F I R E_*

[@RIOTPURR]

NICE

[@Omega14343]

*don't*

[@Hyperandom]

I live in indonesia

[@cringcring8473]

"What are you doing step-bee?"

[@noone7363]

"what are you doing step-flower?"

[@God-bb5xb]

Give humans freedom, I said. *It’ll be fun, I said.*

[@superbloxian502]

wondering how the hell you haven't taken it away yet

[@alex2005z]

@@superbloxian502 he really should

[@liamassassingaming922]

@Havoc the Demon wait that wasn't 2020 or 2021? I am now very scared.

[@Sam___Stubborn_____ig]

you are not dead, they said you shall come back, they said

[@kagemushashien8394]

@@superbloxian502 it's called free will

[@TheDarwinProject1]

*Squee*, the primal feeling when something is cute and all you can do is make weird noises. Not to be confused with *Wheek*, the call of the guinea pig. Seriously, what happened to this term...

[@cocoplaysz8052]

i have guinea pigs

[@EmKay]

Bring Squee Back: a petition

[@baskhd336]

@@EmKay I'm joining the petition

[@TheDarwinProject1]

@@cocoplaysz8052 I had gpigs as a teenager, my "pre-cats", since my dad was allergic. I nailed that high pitch wheek, but sadly, my voice is too out of shape to hit that high note anymore. Miss my gpigs. My best bud, Pete, was cremated and I'm hoping he goes with me and my cats to space after I pass.

[@cocoplaysz8052]

@@TheDarwinProject1 sad but cute my guinea pigs names are Guna and charlie

[@michaeljohnson1117]

I love how they say You're supposed to ride with the flow of traffic that way you can't see when the guy behind you is about to run into you and have absolutely no chance of getting out of the way. At least if you ride it against the flow of traffic you can see if a car is about to smash into you and have some chance of jumping out of the way instead of having to be entirely reliant on the Motor Vehicle drivers coming up behind you for your safety

[@vibecheck4303]

Damian: I wonder what wing dings sound like verbally W.d. Gaster: let me introduce myself

[@shronkler1994]

thats literally how I felt

[@midnightwolfstar3318]

Undyne holy moly cristmas glory your alive

[@gamingwithevie8303]

@@shronkler1994 sameee

[@Aulern]

This guy just looked up what amount of people makes two hundred kidneys.

[@girlgamer6678]

Aulern at least 5 lol

[@lizaidk5558]

@@girlgamer6678 I mean...youre not wrong....but that number still infuriates me

[@girlgamer6678]

Antiplier Fangirl XD

[@iangamez496]

100 2 kidneys per person

[@sparda74]

"How strict is your sexual harassment policy?" It's crazy because I read a story about a woman who ask that question. She wasn't trying to be hired, one of the managers doing the interview was having an affair with the woman's mother, a manager from another company, and wanted to expose him.

[@brandanberg1716]

Smol brain: gives bad kids c4. Big brain: napalm sticks to kids

[@utkarsharyan]

He already give coal to naughty kids.

[@ethanguest3438]

A nordern reference, nice.

[@soconfused8541]

“Oh no he said wing dings” This WAS gonna be a joke about the old undertale fandom until I saw “dings” is autocorrected to “dongs” and now I’m thinking about bird wings having dongs

[@ravene9978]

Xyuck what’s undertale?

[@soconfused8541]

ᴋᴇʟʟʏ ʟɪɴᴅʏ a video game

[@SummersTimelyCringe]

Why did this make me laugh...?

[@tetrahedronal2829]

ᴋᴇʟʟʏ ʟɪɴᴅʏ I cant tell if this is a joke or you have literally been living under a rock

[@BRaduMan]

tnx for the free nigtmare!

[@itsraynivii5061]

3:03 "I wonder what Wingdings sound like verbally" *_Gaster noises intensify_*

[@Ruby-Doc]

*_[NOAH! GET THE BOAT!! I'M ABOUT TO DROWN SOME CHILDREN!!!]_*

[@babychomper273]

[BENJAMIN....GET THE MUSKET]

[@Kn0wnt]

@Admiral Lewdiepie replies to your comments Naw let's just warp to homeworld

[@jobvanveen9351]

Ruby, since when do you wacht reddit. I thought only su vids

[@corvcrawler]

*TO HOMEWORLD* (why do I see you everywhere)

[@spookyplaguedoctor5714]

"how strict is the sexual harassment policy?" *"Hhhhhh"*

[@chelsss12112]

11:44 this struck a nerve in me, reminds me of that sick cat killer from the documentary‘don’t f*ck with cats’

[@shrek2trappy212]

Christmas: *exist* Damien: merry chrimles 4:16

[@InsanePigeon]

Merry crisis.

[@shadowman1754]

@@InsanePigeon merry Chrysler

[@TraditionalAviator]

"Cats can't use guns" Someone hasn't seen The Plague Dogs.

[@firecat2463]

TraditionalAviator first

[@TraditionalAviator]

@@firecat2463 are you kidding me right now. First? On a reply? First? First????? God holy shit you must be really fun at parties. "First to the punch bowl!" "First to the coat room!" "First to the couch!!!" Please. Do everyone a favor and never comment "first" on anything ever again. Ever.

[@holycrusader3119]

"Holy shiz you freaking killed him dude!"

[@lodniting4838]

9:33 imagine him saying that with SUPER wide eyes looking down on the cat with a sinister smile

[@morankitsune8464]

"Alexa rub my prostate" *Alexa comes up* "sorry I'm not sure" I forget Alexa was on 'hands-free mode'

[@biscuit2180]

r/cursedcomments

[@youraveragetroller4467]

*attaches hands*

[@potterpotts1874]

6:52 "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!" context: my mom got pregnant by this like 70 year old man while her and my step dad were idk how to explain it other than friends with benefits. well, that man left my mom after getting her pregnant with me and then fell in love with my grandmother. neither of my parents know i know this. i could break my family more than it already is by one simple vine. my dad is now dead, i never got to know him. but i call my step dad my dad bc he raised me so-.

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Were you the person who wrote that comment or did you just feel like sharing your conception story with the internet?

[@potterpotts1874]

@@Thenoobestgirl nah that's my story💪💪

[@subjectdelta4758]

8:19 id enter the interview with a shovel and fake blood on my suit and say “where’s the best place to hide a body?”

[@Trevorcraft71]

Geri's game was the old dude playing chess against himself, from a while ago

[@SeagullsGather]

'it's not a good idea to play russian roulette by yourself'. when is russian roulette a good idea?

[@Trevorcraft71]

@@SeagullsGather i mean with nerf guns and some dumbass friends its hysterical, otherwise its a bad idea

[@EmKay]

he's probably dead now huh

[@OrionoftheStar]

What did that play before... Bug's Life or something along those lines, right?

[@gorgeousfreeman1318]

Me an intellectual: germs is the old word for bacteria, small pox is a viral disease, not bacterial. Get rekt boomer.

[@no_u_]

Ok boomer

[@WaterDrinkingHydroDragon]

Ok boomer

[@fruitpigenthusiast120]

Ok boomer

[@uglaersusbx5876]

Ok boomer

[@TheGobin]

Ok boomer

[@gamergoose3731]

My favorite Damien quote"what's this,it's napalm.merry criblis. He said it as criblis too

[@bloodrose7587]

EmKay reading "Uwu" and "Owo" out loud is the height of my existence.

[@tanakaihiroto3060]

He has a name yk

[@hellishgrin4604]

7:26 - As a rider, I can confirm this! In fact, it is quite customary to kit the tires of a new/used bike before purchasing as a sign of respect for our mounts and to pay tribute to our ancestors! Additionally, the neutral position being between first and second is to represent the difference in speed gained be kicking the lesser utilized nut, and thus the animal is less accustomed to it! Side note: Scooters are descendants of ostriches, being that their balls cannot be kicked from a riding position!

[@sacknutgaming2428]

4:30 Me: *gets close and whispers* Ya like jizz~?

[@biscuit2180]

"It's not red, chief. It's in the family of that shade but no." Damien, how do you know?

[@Likiita]

Damien: *talks about the colour of a clitoris* Me: *confused as to how he has this information*

[@lump_king3598]

Yes, because Damien has never come within shooting distance of one of those things

[@Likiita]

@@lump_king3598 bro what 👀

[@lump_king3598]

@@Likiita ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@JustAFurrylol]

7:40 plot twist: that’s not a gun

[@jackparker3350]

Geri's game is pixar short where an old man plays chess against himself

[@kacchankurenai9780]

I play Uno against myself and people think that’s sad and weird

[@IdiotToonz]

stolen comment smh

[@MasterHall117]

Pretty much Palpatine

[@focalpoint._]

"r/CursedComments | *noah... get the boat"* Damien, is this r/CursedComments or r/NoahGetTheBoat?

[@niknabilah5179]

Both

[@ck7993]

I think it's just coursed comments cuz i think on noahgetheboat there is some memes

[@axlzubia5505]

It's cursed comments, because noah get the boat is much, much more cursed *shivers*

[@ck7993]

@@axlzubia5505 "I love my my dead fetus children who've I've aborted, look!"

[@EmKay]

both 😎 we're talkin SEO, baby!!

[@Longingtobesomeone]

9:37 Yeah, it's called Cute Aggression. The feeling is so overwhelming that your brain wants to defuse the situation with aggression, like squeezing or trying to 'eat' the cute thing.

[@TeamEpiphanyTye]

9:30 : Realizing he’s kitten-sexual.

[@anirishguy6747]

Wait! No don't screw kittens!

[@thatonegaminglatias4345]

FURRY DETECTED!

[@thatonegaminglatias4345]

The Smol Revinder Child ur innocence is ruined...

[@thatonegaminglatias4345]

Oh...

[@thatonegaminglatias4345]

I thought you were on about petting the furr..... Why?

[@the-og-cerealkiller]

Turning primal when seeing a cute cat That is the reason my cat hates me I think i've beaten every record of how high human pitch can be

[@EmKay]

you are NOT human.

[@the-og-cerealkiller]

EmKay Ah! I knew it

[@SamDavidComposer]

mariah carey

[@vipervidsgamingplus5723]

How to fail an interview in thirty seconds, lock eyes with the interviewer to assert dominance and aggressively pee.

[@dragonhuntress8683]

EmKay: I can’t stop speaking in WingDings Me, who really likes deep lore Tumblr posts that use WingDings to talk about Gaster and had to learn WingDings to satiate my hunger for more posts: ❄️👇✌️☠️😐💧

[@SoulofSipper]

“Great I can turn my butt into a flame thrower!” Me: just eat Taco Bell

[@West_Coast_Mainline]

If my hometown is included, they absolutely need to add the rail yard with all the csx engines

[@WaterDrinkingHydroDragon]

2:11 holy crap, I just imagined the position you have to get in to do that and I- well, I did blow some air through my nose.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Damn, I blew some air through my nose from your description of a silent chuckle.

[@matrixphijr]

So we’re just done with phrasing?

[@tomymommy2787]

Bro has to do a Sonic Spinball to do that 💀💀💀

[@leerogers648]

I have an uncle who lights his farts on fire That's how he got divorced 5 times

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Inspiring fella

[@Squingis]

Grape tomatoes

[@connorbraun7305]

I didn't even know that was possible!

[@LeakyTrees]

Fun fact, if you want to stop biting you nails, amputating your arms *is* a viable option, there is a company that sells robotic arms for about the same amount you'd pay for a therapist, except now you have a cool robot arm.

[@samurexatlas7373]

Damien, no, the title should be "So many curses it's like a witch house"

[@EmKay]

this is accurate

[@awildfilingcabinet6239]

3:32 up until this moment, this was the most wholesome thing I’ve seen in a long time

[@gamervidreacter3012]

The dark pixar joke is that geri is a an old dude playing chess by himself and he switches.seats just to pretend he's playing with someone else.

[@orie315]

Damien be like: *W H E E Z E*

[@they6622]

Ok

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

So... If I sacrifice the virgins to the demons in the eye, I'll become Gaster. Sounds cool.

[@DomesticatedDuck]

"live in the eye, light a fire" *MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES*

[@thisisasupersayin376]

Also the fact that Damian says he speakin in wingdings after livin in there

[@ImTyMac]

9:00 I flipped my phone as he flipped the image

[@Mitreece]

Lmao same, I was like "the fuck?"

[@sadie_cat]

Big brain

[@Justakatto]

3:30 Oh.. That "died" at the end is edited into the post... Thank God..

[@mr.magnificent7374]

“I wonder what winddings sounds like verbally” has me in disbelie.

[@yaboichase147]

I just realized your name sounds like “m kay” which means “ok” and that’s why your picture is a ok sign hand Dear Arceus how did it take me so long to realize that

[@charadreemurr_basicallyacr8533]

Pikachu: same bruh

[@hayleyy_.j]

WAIT WHAT I NEVER KNEW THAT

[@quinnsmischief]

Ah, I have been enlightened today.

[@SwiftKey_253]

woah i thought it was just a nickname and a random pfp!

[@iowafarmhandonajohndeere5902]

It’s like mr Mackey from south park

[@coreyng8297]

Why do animals have the most bizarre way to mate with each other.

[@DrT0705]

You say that like Tinder isn't odd.....

[@simplykathrynrebeca]

Lmao 😂

[@coreyng8297]

@@DrT0705 but its squirting @$##$ at each other

[@DrT0705]

@@coreyng8297 I hate to sully your innocence but some humans enjoy this too. If someone tells you they're into watersports, just check EXACTLY what they mean 😂

[@coreyng8297]

@@DrT0705 i know that.

[@lulium]

"Your objective is to ruin a job interview in 30 seconds." "HEY GUYS WANNA TALK ABOUT THE CRAP SCIZZORS?"

[@lavenderrosebud6088]

listen to Gasters voice text, he speaks in Wingdings

[@daashazireael6613]

5:38 they did that with my whole state and everyone hated it. Big sad.

[@simplykathrynrebeca]

B I G S A D

[@noahhollen8583]

"noah...get the boat." *sighs* aye aye captain.

[@1974vadra]

So goldfish eat their own eggs, is that where the term "the snack that smiles back" come from?

[@tymccormick2512]

The snack that smiles back, *CHILDREN*

[@solmyd]

When Damien said “GLRBRMN” at 2:55 , I felt that 😔.

[@0riginal_zer030]

What's the clip from?

[@gunsandroses896]

"Trick Shot" Throws a knife that whizzes past and gives everyone's hair a bowl cut before hitting a gas tank and blowing up because of the heat of the knife.

[@bigdaddy2816]

I hummed the “Emkay song” randomly today. It’s very catchy Edit: it’s actually a song from Cuphead my bad 😅

[@enigmatixthecringechampion5004]

Btw it's actually from Cuphead

[@bigdaddy2816]

Enigmatix the Cringe Champion oh my bad thanks for telling me

[@spencerpaquette3044]

Your profile pic is Roald and your name is Big Daddy

[@minererva]

2:31 Wait, that actually exists?? No one has ever said anything about that here

[@wolfeyyy4226]

3:15 i legit thought the brother was kind enough to give his life for the sister and jim Clark thought it was sweet

[@Caitlin7142]

'' awww he's so cute! Mmmmmm I wanna hold him'' Damien 2019

[@fishingwithmax8248]

1:40 im listening to this without headphones and when you said “Alexa” my alexa went off XD

[@DawnTheFox_]

5:37, how many people leave their lights on Halloween, but don’t even answer

[@feuerling]

Maybe their lights are just on because they want to see something in their own home

[@DawnTheFox_]

@ why and how did you find my 4 year old comment

[@elijahwages3283]

When Damion sees something cute he sounds like the creepy uncle who is only ever around at family gatherings, somehow got your number and DM,d you saying you can tell him anything and he won't tell anyone else

[@just_a_tired_they_.2437]

Everyone: Comments about the posts Me, an intellectual: *Where's the fanart?*

[@Someone-ej7kd]

Oh those don't belong in r/cursedcomments.

[@Denver4570]

Me: can go to the indonesian skull rock formation Me :" why do i hear symbols?"

[@nikkiofthevalley]

How can you hear symbols?? I am so confused.. And concerned for your sanity.

[@Denver4570]

@@nikkiofthevalley Thanks for the consideration, but i will embrace my insanity, as it is my strength. You're a nice person and i hope you have a nice day.

[@nikkiofthevalley]

@@Denver4570 the first part is.. uh.. worrying. The second, wholesome. Also, for your wholesomeness, here's a wholesome vid from r/furry: www.reddit.com/r/furry/comments/hizm75/love_will_hold_us_together_a_slideshow_showcasing/?

[@Denver4570]

@@nikkiofthevalley Do not remind me of those who took my sanity in the first place, thank you and. please care for someone else, as i do not deserve your kindness.

[@nikkiofthevalley]

@@Denver4570 ook either furries took your sanity or redditors did. K then.

[@veyonixx]

1:43 that actually activated my alexa

[@2Best_Papa]

Same

[@Jamsybob]

Uh oh, what happened?

[@2Best_Papa]

@@Jamsybob Nothing, it just turned on and off

[@undyneultra8958]

11:13 breaking news: man found with 100 dead bodies, all of their kidneys are missing

[@mikestion4629]

*[punches nuts for gearing]*

[@itsjustjimbo69]

I swear this dude Emkay and BlastphamousHD have the most contagous laughter ever

[@wickermind6668]

11:13 my dude fell for the Onion

[@glitchscreen4129]

*anonymous hero donates 200 Human kidneys* Me: I see that Eyeless Jack was finally able to accomplish his life goal

[@sassas1487]

Aint he still humans eyes?

[@spaceassassin2746]

This gives me an itch on the roof of my mouth that only a gun can itch

[@sirapple589]

0:00 “Now I likes ya and I wants ya, we can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours” -BootyWarrior

[@asterking6971]

I call u Chris Handsome

[@sirapple589]

aster king How do you have a GIF as your profile image? That’s really cool.

[@asterking6971]

@@sirapple589 Thanks! Iirc i just linked the gif to my google account. Cant rly rmbr lmao sorry

[@redbelladonna668]

0:03 hit shuffle on the r/cursedcomments playlist thinking about this particular cursed comment… and this is the first video it plays after I hit it- what are the odds- (not literally, idc about that calculation, ruins the magic)

[@thenot-socoolkid1014]

Me: Sees cat Also me: O O G A B O O G A

[@TheRedDeathYT]

Shaaaaun

[@8Balll_]

Man: food is like dark humor Homeless kid: what do you mean? Man: *you wouldn't get it*

[@enclaveradio7236]

This is literally a stolen reddit joke that I then saw on ifunny and then on Instagram and then on KZbin this isn’t cursed you just suck

[@EllpaFox47]

12:26 i can't tell if that was supposed to be a german accent but if it was damien doesn't deserve his voice box

[@dkjcb3993]

I think it says something that when Damien said 'Bee butt' he sounded exactly like someone I know. That someone I know would also totally say something like that.