r/Foundsatan | i want to play a game...

[@wisteriaaa_23]

This sounds reaallllyyyy cheesy but I’m so thankful for you guys. Thank you to all the narrators, all the editors, everyone, if I had any remote talent required for fanart I would’ve made a lot of it by now. But seriously. Ily guys you’ve helped me so much and I’m gonna keep fighting mental health.. WHILST watching EmKay of course! 👌❤

[@EmKay]

♥️♥️♥️

[@ignite5407]

A nice story going well, keep going

[@callmestone69]

​@@EmKay pls do a video where all the narrators react to images at the same time

[@71dembonesTV]

take THAT, mental health

[@arsonisthitpigeon6442]

The true r/chaoticgood

[@RandomRamblesss_]

I have a feeling that all of these acts of villainy was committed by all the narrators and they are hiding from their actions behind this subreddit

[@EmKay]

No u

[@wavygravylazy]

theöry of the century

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

Shhhhhh, that's supposed to be a SECRET!!! 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

[@colingraham1201]

@EmKay Have all the narrators make a video together. I know the Emkay channel won’t respond.

[@thymerosemary2890]

Bro I had a stroke trying to read that

[@Drakin292]

The one about the baby pictures album was honest to goodness heartbreaking. I can only immagine how sad that girl was that she "lost" it.

[@xXghosttoastXx]

how heartbreaking it must've been for her parents too 😞

[@Chubbasaurus]

Yeah, that was just... cruelty for no reason.

[@Sylfa]

Its not like she'd think she lost it either, she'd know someone stole it… I'm glad the person who did it feels awful, they should. Poor girl though…

[@trentmorgan5600]

i have a dark sense of humor but even that was just too much for me and that person is just plain evil and deserves to feel awful for the rest of their lives

[@1EmuFan]

All the narrators should do a video together

[@skech_animations-wt9sg]

That would be amazing

[@Ami_aoi]

I spacifically want all of them to be trying to talk over each other

[@thatonetanker1436]

Yessssss

[@billtillgill1743]

Yes yes!

[@jumbobroO]

@@Ami_aoi YES

[@WackoMcGoose]

17:22 Oh, there's _all kinds of illegal_ about this one. It could even be seen as attempted manslaughter if he, by sheer coincidence, happens to be _life threateningly allergic to nicotine._

[@daniel-teodorcirca7524]

Agree. She should replace nicotine with estrogen so if he doesn't stay with her no other hetero girl would want him and if he stay with her she could turn him in her lesbian girlfriend or in her gay friend (even if he wouldn't be gay he would still look like he is.) depending on the level of intensity of the relationship.

[@Sylfa]

Drugging someone with a harmful substance would be assault, yes. Depends on jurisdiction though. Given the intended effect, it'd most likely be considered attempted coercion as well, though if you can get a jury to convict on that is hard to say.

[@STORMFANGSL8]

my mother saw that meme about the witch craft wreiths, and started doing it immediately. I have received countless photos of them placed around the neighbourhood and bike trails.

[@Sylfa]

Show her the blair witch effigy, just grab a few twigs and some weed and tie it up. It's a pretty well known effigy now, and I doubt non-horror fans will remember where they remember it from.

[@Ryanthusar]

17:15 - Yes, yes there is something very illegal about that. It's called "Administering poison with intent to harm." here in Australia, the full description of such is "A person who unlawfully, and with intent to injure or annoy another person, causes a poison or another noxiious thing to be administered to, or taken by, any person commits a crime." Again this is an Australian law, nicotine in Australia is classified as a Schedule 7 poison. Here it holds a maximum penalty of 7 years when in regards to something like nicotine, otherwise it can be upto 14 years if it enganders someone's life, or causes grievous bodily harm to them. PS: It was asked in a roundabout way if there was something illegal about it, now you know :P Also, the chances of someone becoming addicted to someone else through patches is less likely than if they smoke themselves since they are designed to release the nicotine over a period of time, unlike the hit from a cigarette is in one go.

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

The whole charity walk thing could backfire epically. Nothing says they have to show up. They just have to sign up, and all just conveniently "get sick" or something.

[@ceu160193]

Troll move: make sure only disabled kids in wheelchairs sign up for it.

[@zdelrod829]

@@ceu160193 I have a friend who is disabled/wheelchair-bound and he would totally do this.

[@ChaoticNuetral420]

You mean the baby shark thing? That reminds me of when I once kept singing baby shark to a special needs kid whenever I saw him to the point he had nightmares about the song. I feel no shame and I'd do it again

[@Starfloofle]

@@ChaoticNuetral420 you're chaotic evil you bastard

[@Musical_Pigeon]

I remember we'd have to sign up for the blood drive a few weeks in advance in high school. 9 times out of 10 if it was a winter one I'd end up with a cold around the date of the blood drive. Then when I don't show up they sent the students who volunteer to come find me and try to get me to come donate when I'm sick. You can't donate blood when you're sick and I wasn't gonna waste my time going to the gym, sitting for 30+ minutes to be seen to get my shit tested and fill out the questionnaire only to be sent back to class. At one point I was in my computer class (literally just a class where you learn all the shit you can do with Microsoft office, I don't remember much from it) and was actively sneezing and coughing, the kids came by to get me and when they, after several times of being told I was sick and that I had a cold, only left when the teacher threatened to give them detention for disrupting his class. Now I still donate blood when I can, sadly I'm allergic to dust and pollen so I'm almost always sniffling and sneezing (I did recently get allergy meds that work but I have to take a prescription strength one and normal Xyzal to not be a mess), and blood collecting people are pretty understanding of that.

[@ArcanineEspeon]

17:30 THANK YOU Jack! I got questioned by friends in high school for doing this exact thing. Jack gets it! He knows why it's the best! (And so does OP, of course.) The middle is the best and worth saving for last :). I've never met someone else who does this!

[@Ghostfighter797]

I did a troll with my friend where he wanted a shiny Rayquaza since it's his favorite Pokemon. I had a extra Shiny Rayquaza and I had a fun idea to trade it with him. However I decided to catch a shiny Haunter instead and named it Rayquaza then gave it to him say it's a shiny "Rayquaza". Let's just say he was disappointed. To add insult to injury I gave the Haunter an everstone so it couldn't evolve into Gengar. To this day he still has that shiny Haunter.

[@funcoolfunfun]

Mindy, is that you?

[@Engardian]

We found her IRL

[@TheRealDiancie]

You are going to Pokémon hell

[@wittingcave5591]

First, you had “extra” rayquaza, and both are shiny. But, you didn’t trade it. Then, you hunted for shiny haunter just to name it Rayquaza and trade it. Just to be sure, is it Pokémon GO you’re talking about? Because two shiny rayquaza in a single save file (I guess) is very unbelievable, even with surprise trade. Not saying it is impossible, but super rare.

[@Ghostfighter797]

@@wittingcave5591 For the two shiny Rayquaza one of them was from BW that I obtained using the event glitch then sent it to Pokemon Bank then to Pokemon Home, while the other one I shiny hunted in SwSh using the max raid den. (This was about 2 weeks before the actual trade). And as for the shiny Haunter before me and my friend started to trade I was already shiny hunting a Haunter and just got lucky. That's when I had the idea to name my Haunter "Rayquaza" while giving it an everstone.

[@Hulk_Lover]

11:34 Give it to the fighter. They get a cool weapon, but it can also lead to some badass moments where they throw the spear and the druid grabs it on their turn for an epic teamwork moment. Worst comes to worst, they just toss the thing between each other based on whoever needs it more.

[@Starfloofle]

This is *absolutely* what I thought. Turn that thing into a badass throwing weapon and motherfucking *chain attack* with it.

[@HannahBananarama1]

I thought that, but maybe it tranforms based on who touches it first anad then stays that way? Like it can't go back and forth, once it's a spear, it's a spear. It's the only way to make it a difficult choice lol.

[@Sylfa]

​@@HannahBananarama1 How would they know what it does then? The real trick is to make it 75% as good when the rogue holds it. That's when true chaos sets in.

[@DakalaShade]

I mean... I'm just straight up evil and would have the weapon be a badass spear for the Druid, and an overpowered staff for the Fighter. "It's a very powerful magic weapon!" "No one can use it!" Then you make it one of the few things that can beat the BBEG. Because you _know_ they're going to sell that shit, and then regret when they have to buy it back for way more gold, _then_ take it to a wizard to get the curse lifted so the weapon behaves as originally described.

[@Hulk_Lover]

@@DakalaShade *ahem* r/foundsatan

[@cheeseburgerfee8323]

For the kid at 5:34, if i was the parent, i would have let the kid eat one can per meal without (of course) knowing what it was.

[@Sylfa]

No no no, you go to the store and buy a can of saurkraut. Then you cook their favourite meal, preferably something like pancakes or waffles, put it on the table. Then, can without label. Pour it on top. Bon appetite.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

14:45 "THIS IS YOUR CREATOR; STOP HURTING EACH OTHER! DECLARE UNIVERSAL PEACE, PLEASE! FOR YOUR OWN SAKE."

[@daniel-teodorcirca7524]

Or you can say " I don't thing they know it isn't real... Damn I forgot the mike on."

[@quentinbonafede4237]

I think most of the food pranks would just fail on me. My brother once even tried to prank me with chocolate covered pickles and I had one, then another, then asked him what they were after my third. He was horrified

[@Sylfa]

Salt and chocolate, yep checks out. The cookie and spam, I think the worst part is the sudden change in texture. Though it depends on the cookie flavour. Spam's pretty sweet though and the salt works as well. I'm not saying it'd be a good combo. But it's not the worst one you could do.

[@quentinbonafede4237]

@@Sylfa Brioche bread + peanut butter + swiss cheese slices + pickles + mustard + salami + pepperoni + two eggs, cooked grilled cheese style but with mayo instead of butter. That's lunch, very nummy

[@destroyerexter8359]

You are definitely great, not wasting even that kind of weird specialty. 😎

[@ErgoAriZ]

11:56 I did something similar when I was a kid. There was this game that was kinda like Club Penguin, but with cats, called "Mundo Gaturro", there, you had to have a subscription to be able to buy some decorations for your house and character, since I couldn't afford and at the time my parents didn't trust buying anything online (understandable), I used to scam others through the trade option (I now know full well that I was an asshole). Not only I used to play this game everyday, but my parents always bought me this weekly magazine called "Recreio", where it would just have some random facts, a few pages with a small comic, a toy from a character from this comic and a code to use on the game. So because of this magazine, being a child I thought: "well, just to make sure I don't forget my password, I'm gonna make something simple", so I ended up with the password "Recreio123". So one random day while I was playing this game, it kinda of occurred to me: "Wait, I put my password as Recreio123 because of the magazine, so would it be possible that other kids have done this as well?". To test my theory, I went to a populated area of the map and started noting the names of all the accounts that had subscriptions (It showed on their profile) and about an hour later, when I thought they had already logged out, I started trying to log into their accounts using the same password that I used and a few variations of it (Yes, you could log in with the name, no need for email). Eventually, I was able to get into 3 accounts, sent all of their itens to my account, and changed my password to something harder so people couldn't do the same to me. Thinking back at this really makes me feel bad, I can only imagine these random kids getting into their accounts one day and noticing that all the itens that they had payed for went missing.

[@Healion123]

Good on ya for realizing it was less satan and more jerk

[@MrCommentGod]

*Timestamps for the video* Start: 0:00 End: 18:43

[@quaeyh]

Thanks babe

[@FiveHundredFiftyFivefeetunder]

thanks

[@Degasi14]

Thanks so much

[@noahtaylor1721]

Halfway: 9:21

[@CarnivalClowm]

Thank u 👍

[@marilynlucero9363]

When a friend turned 33 last year she shared she hated being 33 now since she couldn't switch her numbers anymore. Then my friend Melly told her to not worry and relax, and if she's patient enough that next year (this year) she will once again be able to switch up those numbers just like she loved. Once it is her birthday again (in August) she told me she was still planning to say "Congratulations with your birthday! And best of all, you can once again switch your numbers, I'm so happy for you!"

[@Sylfa]

That's a fail, she should be saying "Happy 43rd birthday!"

[@marilynlucero9363]

@@Sylfa rofl

[@TheDuckOfAllDucks]

Just left my room to go make some popcorn but accidentally left this playing, I thought there was a demon in my room talking

[@wartanklover67883]

OMG HI

[@hinzster]

I remember that kid who peeled the labels off those cans while being grounded. I guess the parent got them by introducing surprise dinner - tuna with peaches in tomato soup, stuff like that. It was a total surprise since, well, you didn't know what was in the can until you opened it :)

[@alexismyers6053]

5:43 bonus points if some of those cans are dog food lol

[@thebababoeyman4840]

That thumbnail is straight up SATAN. If somebody manages to beat that game while it's raining, then the entire world should bow down to that person.

[@Noelleiscute]

"Windex or mountain dew only one way to find out *oh you're dead* " HAHAHA HAHAHA that went from 100-0 real quickly

[@aidynchristiansen4947]

My school was doing a penny drive. (you could donate more than just pennies, but I think it was to encourage more people to donate) I had some pennies lying around and decided to donate them, I overheard some kids in leadership talking about the penny drive and asked how much a certain class donated (knowing I was the only one in the class to donate) and they said $11, doesn’t sound like a lot, but that means that had to count out over 1,100 pennies ONE BY ONE!

[@Random_Guy305]

"hi edith howare the kids" is the most weirdly threatening statement I've ever heard

[@nexotecexe]

15:00 "You destroyed the paradise i created, you shall pay the price!" Or "The simulation will be shut down in T -30min. thank you for your cooperation!"

[@Cat-pv6yx]

8:26 this actually got me, I tried to blow it off, I did end up blowing off a real hair tho

[@bread9276]

Same

[@Salamanders01]

5:00 as someone with waist long hair this is my biggest fear, not the lice but having to cut so much off would destroy me. I would fall apart if after years of constant maintenance I lost a majority of my hair honestly.

[@netherillager5959]

14:20 WITH MY LAST BREATH I CURSE ZOIDBERG!!!

[@darakke]

1:20. Jack pitching his sandwiches left and right.

[@spookyghostwriter3110]

9:17 Our school would, year after year, hold charity contests to get rid of the hated pre-national anthem music. Every one of my three years there, without fail, those fundraisers would smash their goals out of the park

[@tiawheeler1153]

In regards to the cursed t-shirt on 8:43... There is not a circle of Hell that can contain or punish the soul who made that t-shirt... well done, unholy monster!

[@falloutgamer347]

What does it mean? Please explain

[@lychbane8726]

​@@falloutgamer347 I too wish to know what it means. Looks innocent

[@tiawheeler1153]

Since the anime and manga have been out for a while and you can find the clips on KZbin, I will explain but you can feel the full weight of what happened by seeing it for yourself. With that being said: - Spoiler warning for Full Metal Alchemist and Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood - It is a reference to an incident in the story in which an adorable little girl that the Elric brothers befriended (Nina Tucker) and her dog (Alexander) were fused into a chimera by her own father (Shou Tucker). Leading up to this, we learn that Tucker had done this to his wife (Nina's mother) and that the process leaves the resulting creature in unbelievable pain. And when Ed demanded to know why he did this, Tucker answered that the money and prestige were important... but he ultimately did it to prove that he could do it. Unfortunately, there was no way to safely undo the transmutation and restore Nina and her pet to their former selves. At the end of it, the Nina/Alexander chimera was brutally mercy-killed by another character (an antagonist at the time who, in the manga/Brotherhood, did us the favor of giving Tucker his karma). It is a scene that carried a lot of emotional weight that is still felt by the viewers since Nina was still an innocent and couldn't understand what was happening to her. Moreover, it secured Shou Tucker's place as one of worst fathers in anime and one of the characters that everyone agrees should rot in Hell. Edit: Correcting some misspelled words and taking out a few extra spaces.

[@falloutgamer347]

@@tiawheeler1153 Alright, thanks for the explanation

[@tiawheeler1153]

@@falloutgamer347 Not a problem! Sorry for it being so long.

[@joshnabours9102]

5:13 - the correct response to that: "She already knows. She is quite happy about it." Then just don't elaborate any further. Bonus points for giving you wife the most "What are you talking bout? You already know this." Look possible while you say it.

[@Captain_Timezone]

14:51 “there is someone out there trying to kill you, be on the lookout for them” now watch as the world become scared of itself

[@GoatMilkCookie]

0:20 ah yes, Krusty Towers.

[@PURPLEOGGYREAL]

Same lol😂

[@PsychGh]

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[@Trainboi1983]

It’s the employee elevator!

[@Musical_Pigeon]

I keep hearing about kids who would go to school with lice. When I was in middle school and my sister was in preschool, the daycare teacher didn't like "dealing with" my sister. My sister has special needs. Every day for a few weeks that teacher would claim to find lice or nits (lice eggs) in my sister's hair. She'd get sent home and in turn I'd have to go home too, since we didn't have anyone to be home with her (Our school was 3k-8th all in one). I missed so much school and had to make it up in less than a week. My sister ended up with chemical burns because my parent's had to keep giving her lice treatments. My step mom made me get my hair cut (I have fine hair but a FUCK TON of it, and still didn't know out to care for it back then), it went from shoulder length to above my ears. We were sent home for around 3 weeks in more than 1 school year because a teacher didn't like my sister. Then I see all this stuff where kids with lice could still go to school.

[@filthycasual6118]

For the Windex/Voltage thing, you can see which glass is still carbonated. Allow the Voltage to go flat, then insert your ice (it's gotta look fresh), and now you've got a _real_ game worth playing.

[@Sylfa]

I suppose… But if they have a working nose they can successfully sniff both and then avoid the disgusting Voltage.

[@devin7249]

thank you emkay for still producing videos i've been watching for years lol

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

17:45 Every single left shoe, or, if the house has a lego set, 3 random pieces from it.

[@blackrosebud2331]

0:55 oh my gosh I work in a haunted house just imagine the fear I could trigger by shouting out peoples names, when I should have no way of knowing their names

[@madhatterzake3871]

5:42 "...I was afraid of the wooden spoon..." You and me both comrade.

[@thatonetanker1436]

I recently started watching you and I was disappointed Disappointed I didn’t discover this channel earlier in my life, it’s sooooo gooooodddd!!!!!

[@thePhoenixQueen]

Welcome to the chaos!

[@croppedrubbish]

That second part was me when GioFilms stopped. I wished I found this channel sooner so I wasn't scampering for a channel like this.

[@BloodyBay]

18:39 Tell this Redditor that *they circled the wrong kid!*

[@Anarqism]

1:03 to add to this, teach it to say "oh no" or "oh" and fly away when someone says "what?" or "huh?"

[@GinaRanTruthEnforcer]

14:35 i hate it, but i get the idea behind it too (once you're in someone's heart, you never leave)

[@ferrdagwin]

at 9:48 is it just me or does the way that Jack says death kind of sound like Death from Puss In Boots: The Last Wish? Like with the same grittiness in the voice?

[@landanmoore8713]

16:41 THE HOLLOW KNIGHT

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Reopening a Movie Theatre where I live; it was bought out by AMC theatres, then recently they closed it. It always had plenty of customers, especially on weekends, to the point where a seven-person team barely kept up serving refreshments and manning the registers. And now it's closed, and the closest other movie theatre in town is across the city, this is a capitol city of the state I'm in. If I ever have the money for any reason I'm going to reopen it, as it's been a great theatre for all the people who grew up in my neighbourhood all the way back since 1994. It only closed in 2023, so AFTER the worst of the pandemic. It fired all part-time employees for the worst of 2020, but only closed after it reopened after the pandemic, and I don't know why, maybe lack of workers as that was a problem before the pandemic. If I EVER get the chance, I'm going to reopen it and run it free of charge or at super cheap prices.

[@Massfig]

14:59 I’d instead say: you are and were always right about everything, don’t listen too anyone if they tell you otherwise.

[@metabolicdeath682]

10:40 Congrats "on" your baby

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

Early babysitting.

[@bdabomber6502]

"tomato sauce nutella sandwiches" are the worst thing i have ever had the displeasure of hearing, i have officially r/foundsatan AAAAAAAAAAAA

[@richardcolvert689]

Jack was afraid of the wooden spoon... but I... hahaha... I laughed at the spoon, the belt, everything... I am Satan...

[@alexismyers6053]

I’m writing a D&D inspired story with a large party of characters. There’s no druids but like 3 fighters, 2 of which have their own preferences in weapons- battle axe and war hammer. So… the staff is likely to go to the little wood elf healer artificer because she’s terrified of everything and is always getting kidnapped because she hates using weapons… it’ll be good for her to stir her potions with…

[@Thy_Grand_Marshal]

I love how you said “poop”. 6:33

[@MoodyMooMoo]

3:44 print out a bunch of blank pages with page numbers. Mix them up and then it them back. Everyone’s documents will have jumbled page numbers on that make no sense 😈

[@jinchaeji]

The "there's no Santa" meme reminded me of something I supposedly did. I have an older brother and he told me that Santa ain't real when I was still in first grades of Elementary school. And I told a lot of people in my class. There was a whole drama because of it.

[@af9162]

13:16 AY YO

[@theflamingprotogen6405]

17:51 BETTER YET, STEAL ALL THE BATTERY COVERS!!! NYEH HEH HEH!!!

[@muse8850]

That nic patch one is by far the most devious thing I've ever heard read

[@nik_nikkii]

11:11 _don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't sa-_ SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF MEEEEEEEEEE

[@oner3310]

15:52 The real devil is the dude who choose the middle urinal

[@JamesTDG]

7:24 I would say "what the fuck is this?!" Yes, I know I shouldn't be disgusted by a free meal, but there's a breaking point even for a poor man when it comes to food.

[@Delilah_Darkpelt]

Me: *Pretending to freak out so the prankster will keep sending me free milk*

[@Th0rne_6ush]

my personal favorite way of how to fuck with others. When there is a big crowd of people moving through a doorway it has to be a double door with parallel mechanical push bars make sure that people are only going through one of doors or else the prank won't work. So what you have to do is that when when you get up to push the door open for the people behind you don't push, it just try to slide your way if you can. Now the people aren't paying attention and just put their hand out. Then the door will slam into them at high speeds. I've seen someone cry about that i love it

[@corsaircarl9582]

Picture of four women together in a group selfie. Say: "Wow, you three look great!" and then get a bowl of popcorn.

[@lilly.s9158]

at 2:00 that persons name is farlandu. your welcome. i don't know why, it doesn't make sense, but that's what it says. its called enderman alphabet if u wish to learn.

[@Josh_the_jester]

2:57 bro, that is such bottom tier levels of Satan, and if I were in that situation, I'd do it with a smile. Know why, because I get paid to could your pennies until your debt is paid in full, YOU DON'T, and you can't leave until I'm done counting. have a nice 12 hours of nothing to do😈

[@omgtatercat]

17:25 I also eat my sandwiches like this... for the exact reason Jack said. I don't like the crust all that much, so I eat it first.

[@caitlinabbott7895]

Jack singing bits 11:12 17:07

[@little_sponge.]

12:45 im a shoplifting *GOD*

[@stellarhex9341]

18:22 "I dont think I understand the gravity of the situation" Bro is agreeing with Siebren de Kuiper

[@mbm8]

Who?

[@nyotamwuaji6484]

Falling is flying. Just in one direction and uncontrolled

[@nyanya2757]

17:04 left mountain dew and right windex they put each one in front of the thing it came from. I can tell because the mountain dew has a more neon blue color and windex has a more watery color to it.

[@ModernAegis]

As someone with a bike lane that has rows upon rows of cars parked there, Iam very thankful to have encountered 13:22 today. I shall now proceed to duplicate this procedure 1:1.

[@ARPTakao]

Ever since that last one with the person that abused Pou, I installed Pou and started caring for it properly (>_

[@saegemh]

The sort by top posts of all time hits hard with this one

[@alexandersean4708]

8:21 YOU FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART! So, this waiter/waitress is sending a bunch of ice milk to this table, but what next? Next you pay her another hundred to put some baby powder on her face and carry a note that says: “In death, I bring this table what I forgot.” 14:50 An image of Sissy Spacek as Carrie covered in blood. I HAVE NO REGRETS! Or if it can’t be an image, the phrase “If you wonder who’s destroying everything, it’s me, Carrie.”

[@worldwidewebb05]

13:14 Don’t backtrack, be loud and proud.

[@steven-s0s994]

0:14 Mr.Krabs What Is This? "All Emplohee Must Not Deny Any Guest, Even The Most Ridiculous Request"

[@ya_boii_p1x]

0:48 Me with a Death Note: 😐 😈

[@TheGhostOfHallownest]

14:58 i would say:"your family hates youzeveryone hates you,everyone around must die" and then say "jk i do not want hell to ensue" and see how many people go insane,get depression or get anxiety,that my friends,is a true crime,literally. Edit:forget the jk part the dude said watch the world blow up so im doing that too

[@reaporofdragon744]

8:35 i have 3 dogs and a cat so pet hair fekin everywhere

[@kitindra]

1:50 My last day of school is on friday. My homeroom is ELA. I'm doing this. edit: i was sick that day and didnt go

[@tntcreeper6305]

In Hudson's Yards there is actually a elevator that can go diagonal in the NYCS

[@MrJayrock620]

17:54 I’d steal all their toilet paper except for a single sheet on the roll.

[@b1gchief999]

3:19 I'm going to be the one to say it but there are other ways of sinning with hands, cuz you can judge people with your hands, longs if you use ASL. "You will be judged as harsh as you judge the person"

[@myrielt]

Say what you want about the nut sauce sandwich, but eating the crust before eating the rest is the best way to eat a sandwich

[@RandomRamblesss_]

Ah a man of culture

[@DIRTkat_ofc]

14:44 "All gods of yours stand dead, humans prepare, for I am coming to purge this world of you"

[@dakotasisk4060]

4:55 I've had a similar experience like this in middle school, except when the girl put her hair on my desk, I got mad, took a pair of scissors, and cut off the part of the hair that was on my desk and threw it away. I was in the back of the class so no one really expected anything. The girl was really upset when she found out, but she has no idea how it happened.

[@aliteralcrow]

1:59 "To make them panani-c" 💀 Good vid btw.

[@Puddingskin01]

The turkey call one is devious, not because it will bring turkeys to the neighborhood, but because of how irritating the call those make is. Nails down a chalkboard in a box designed to amplify the sound.

[@jonmendelson1104]

1:00 My friends and I do this. We're hanging out and I see someone I recognize, I tell my friend the whole scenario about how I know them, and then my friend approaches them and says, "Hey [name], how are you? I haven't seen you since [place where I know them from]." 9 out of 10 times the person acts like they do remember the friend even though they've never met.

[@IShy2]

One time, my mom was working at Arby's with someone who absolutely hated her, this person also happened to hate mustard, my mom did NOT go for the jelly doughnut prank though, because one time he accidentally left his drink with a straw right there, so my mom filled the whole straw with mustard. She had the right idea even though he hated her even more for it

[@marcianolevandoski6921]

He is dangerous...he is reckless...he is the COMPLETELY RANDOM MOTORCYCLE RIDER WE FOUND ON THE STREET THAT IS APPARENTLY CAUSING PROBLEMS!

[@TheAnimegirl300]

9:37 As a sims 4 player with several packs myself and a ton of cc and mods this one would *hurt* and I too would be stuffing Macarons in my mouth until I looked like a chipmunk. - 16:41 Noope!! Don't want that is an terrifying idea, please don't give that to your kid!

[@SkewerKing]

Nah that elevator is just the employee elevator at the Krusty Towers.

[@tinybirdKam]

I wana make an Additon to the "put a jerry can full of water on your porch" post. To add alittle spice put a cup of Petrol/oil in the can, this will mean that the can will still SMELL convincing. increasing odds of the theives taking the bait

[@kessiniktange8861]

5:33 I work in a high school. Selective hearing is a vital skill in life.

[@0BucketMask0]

That's how I eat sandwiches and burgers, too. The middle has the perfect amount of all the fillings so I eat it last. You just rotate the sandwich as you take bites!

[@Walmartasorus]

5:43 All fear the wooden spoon as you hear the thwacking of your siblings from across the house

[@itsarvizian]

8:38 GODDAMMIT I looked away from my phone, look back and go "oh a hair- WAIT OH FUC-"