r/Memes | the clouds be makin calls

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

Any KZbinr with lots of subs: *posts video* Bots: bonjour

[@guacbird]

french bots

[@phantolmao]

Bruh there was a bot in my comments and I have like 30 subs

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

@@phantolmao wtf

[@richardc03]

HI

[@player1angel567]

Bone jaw*

[@mrpickle2025]

“The chances of sheep killing you is low, but never zero” New Zealanders: *panic*

[@whotooed]

n

[@medelicoribu7072]

@@whotooed i

[@roselocked442]

G

[@cuhgaming4943]

G

[@rossyboi712]

As a new Zealand citizen I can confirm that you are never 1km away from at least 3 sheep. The fear is immense

[@TheHotBlade]

Me meeting a new student: What is your name? Student: [Tells me his/her name.] My brain 10 seconds later: *I am once again asking for your name!*

[@delvianandriano2113]

LMAO TRUE YES

[@nidhalsormali3051]

*Bigus D*c*us Brainus*

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

@@nidhalsormali3051 lmao

[@ilexdiapason]

their

[@sanacankindadraw]

@Ferhandi3466 [GD] omg my name is Sana

[@czechmate8287]

Pretty sure Gordon Ramsey taught his kid how to swear before before walking.

[@christineharper2327]

yes

[@carmelgulley411]

*Y E S*

[@samgloria9237]

First sentence:FUCK YOU ahh the beauty of children

[@whereismycup]

fuck yeah

[@goldenfreddycassidy4604]

*Fuck yeah!*

[@panna_cotta_]

me, a European with a screwed up sleep schedule: you know I'm something of an American myself

[@UR_Bum007]

Me, a American with a fucked up sleep schedule: you know I'm something of a Reposter myself

[@Smthn_Wicked]

Laughs in Antarctica*

[@UR_Bum007]

@@Smthn_Wicked ah yes you are a timetraveler

[@Yourrui_en]

@@Smthn_Wicked ahh yesss a time traveler

[@lovinglife8966]

Me : A vampire

[@NukaKappa]

Day one of telling Robin that he has a great voice and is beautiful.

[@endrtrn]

Agreed

[@mars12_25]

ｙｅｓ

[@Jakke5000]

*Y E S*

[@Garlic_Bread]

I agree with this

[@luciddepo579]

@@endrtrn yees

[@ultraad4780]

when your relationship life is so bad that the clouds have to intervene

[@PGold3]

420 likes

[@TheQueenViking414]

@@PGold3 nice

[@TheQueenViking414]

Nice

[@shannonandsofia1541]

that do be true doe ;-;

[@KrowNevermore_YT]

@@PGold3 nice

[@1c4ru5dr4w5]

Did you know, the guy who discovered Iceland and Greenland literally named them to troll his Viking friends. He wanted his friends to go to the worse place. Look it up, seriously!

[@arafe.1012]

Less troll and to flipping piss off the people in Greenland after they exiled him

[@goldenfreddycassidy4604]

Gen Z:noooooo i hate that greenland and iceland are named incorrectly. Viking:Go and go to wrong place.

[@JustinY.]

This comment section has more memes than the entirety of this entire subreddit.

[@P1xxieDust3232]

Yes

[@justacabbage5789]

...

[@theweirdestname7902]

Why i see you everywhere

[@sherriolsen7578]

Hey justin

[@shivertink3156]

yo

[@halfmaple8511]

"Me telling my kids I survived a global pandemic." *It's not over yet, buster.*

[@UR_Bum007]

He he he, im never having kids

[@cadenthecadburyengine8198]

It’s not over yet

[@dexus1688]

Me

[@cadenthecadburyengine8198]

@The Señor Cookie show it’s what we expected at this point

[@deitysama]

Yeah bud, god told me hes going to send the zombies in SIKE i cant tell you...... *Yet*

[@bladeinthesmint5995]

Me being able to walk in the dark after turning out the lights: I see no god up here.. OTHER THAN ME

[@holiday7833]

Must be lonely

[@bladeinthesmint5995]

@@holiday7833 yes but I have KZbin to help me

[@CoatApple]

Tbh it depends on the room and how I’m feeling

[@AltF-io3dy]

Blind people: amateur’s!!

[@idkmypurposeman.3606]

Me who can't see in the dark so I walk: pathetic

[@Fem_Witch]

Robin: "you can't fix that with flex tape." My brain: "wait, flex tape can fix things?"

[@superwaylon1918]

Yea, technically flex tape doesn’t fix things, it either just hides where it’s broken or hold broken pieces together.

[@Coloriey]

Yes, flex tapes fixes _EVERYTHING_

[@ohdrxw6757]

Girls: If ur height starts with a five don’t talk to me! Me: Who’s height starts with a 4 Bravely walking up

[@TamWam_]

lol

[@homebrewHousehold]

the girls: *hes just standing there. **_MENACINGLY_*

[@Ramsey276one]

Gimli, control yourself!

[@l1ngl1ng69]

im 5'11

[@pastelkat4676]

@Griffin Goad no, 1 centimeter.

[@nidhalsormali3051]

"Why is a drinking leonardo de caprio so memable?" **INSERT LEONARDO MEME**

[@Ar_G0N3274]

Qtaro huh

[@cannedgoodness9633]

Lemonado DiCaprio

[@oboroshirkaumo3958]

@@cannedgoodness9633 ***Dying cloud noises** Only MHA fans will understand UnU Also, I only just read your username-

[@unworthy.potato]

69 likes, it has to much power, quick like it, because soon I worry we won’t be able to control this, It literally just changed, that is good my dear friend.

[@KochamPL]

HmMmMmm *angry enyaba noises*

[@eggdog4906]

Mike Wazowski: 2001 "I'm on the cover of a magazine!" 2020 "I'm the first search result for Monsters Inc characters!"

[@HassanPlayz]

Congratulations

[@MrGG-ji6eg]

12:10 Me who wakes up at 3 am goes to the toilet in my yard and poops in utter darkness: A big shadow as larger than a blue whale appears (sound of priests vocalising plays).

[@satanic_priestess]

her: he's probably thinking about other women him: *if everybody has an fbi agent that means the fbi agents have fbi agents which means the fbi agents assigned to the first fbi agents also have fbi agents*

[@opturtlegaming8543]

This comment is under rated lol

[@VesperDoesStuff]

Does that mean the population of earth is infinite?

[@satanic_priestess]

possibly

[@morbius7437]

but the agent who follow an agent gets followed by the agent HE follows *now it makes sense :D*

[@wyattwalnut9796]

There are three FBI agents in a constant loop.

[@Syphixx-]

"The next gen wont be told to pause an online game," me telling my child to pause it on purpose to piss him off

[@atsign_]

Oh I found Satan!

[@Arrhy]

You are a demon

[@user-fv7pu5vx5c]

“Well i just wanna say That i’m a huge Fan.”

[@jordenstrother2227]

You monster

[@BlazingShadowSword]

I would do that and look at them with a shit-eating grin so that when they start to get mad, they see I did it on purpose just to make them mad at that instead.

[@isaaclee702]

About the tiger meme- there is actually a book called The Tiger that is about that meme. The tiger also kills the russian’s friends, family, and pet as well as wreaking havoc on the countryside. Don’t f*ck with a tiger.

[@SurrealMath1]

wut?

[@isaaclee702]

@@SurrealMath1 yea it’s by John Vaillant. It’s actually a really good book and I would recommend it.

[@andistansbury4366]

10:14 As a mentally ill person, please don't associate us with flat earthers

[@charax-1]

"The chances of a sheep killing you is low but never zero" Farmer: *shaves sheep* Sheep: *grabs scissors* paying the barber back is what made the previous owners proud

[@daiyousei.1586]

Cut the balls

[@fancyzozo1218]

@@daiyousei.1586 r/cursedcomments

[@Sinaeb]

@@fancyzozo1218 For a sheep, our skin would be their wool

[@fancyzozo1218]

@@Sinaeb Oh... my.... god.... your genius, it’s almost frightening.

[@fancyzozo1218]

@@charax-1 Ornaments.

[@moss8377]

I just wanna say, thank you to the entire emkay community, your videos always make me laugh. I'm battling anorexia, depression, anxiety, body and gender dysmorphia, and trying to get out of a abusive house hold, and through all of that you somehow make me laugh. Thank you.

[@official-obama]

How there are no likes confuses me

[@The_Sisters_79]

I know this was a year ago but, stay strong man, things will be good one day

[@neilcicierga9818]

hey, i know this is from a year ago but i hope you're doing better! i believe in you! 💗

[@tgb3271]

Are you better

[@boiledegggaming8424]

If it helps, just search on KZbin for Matt Rose, he has some very funny videos which always cheer me up

[@alexshaw6731]

When the people making memes about how much they love shriek realize there is a dude eating an onion everyday until a new shred movie is made.

[@eurasian8492]

SHRIEK?!?! didnt know everyone liked "ori and the will of the wisps"

[@guy_onfire]

Do you think it’d extend his life, like those “life hacks”? So he could wait even longer if necessary

[@hodgy_boi]

11:06 wanting to invest because it looks like you’re using a rasengan as a light source

[@lmaolol69420]

That one Kirby's calling the police meme got me laughing while my parents were sleeping. They broke into my room and said "Why are you laughing maniacally?" best night in my whole life.

[@rustleancar131]

number 15: finger chilli from the road

[@KK-to333]

5:53 I didnt even realize the Monsters Inc. one until looking at it again. TWO EYED MIKE WAZOWZKI IS SO COMMON TO ME NOW

[@oo8962]

I legit forgot that mike originally has one eye :')

[@colbytucker2178]

They got me

[@PleznTInfinite]

lol same

[@declanisgaming2887]

Woman: *punches man* Man: I believe in equal rights...

[@bxxry3714]

Lol

[@no_iphone307]

I hit 8672 girls before since I'm an alien, because they're humans

[@vic_x]

I’m non-binary do I still get hit?

[@vic_x]

@LEGO Yoda Clone ik that g, what’s your point?

[@popisdeadisagoodsong9997]

@@vic_x Nonbinary here too, I think we're immune.

[@airacummins5076]

12:33 the tiger didnt "wait" it destroyed everything with his scent on it, and if thats the story i think it is, the guy was a known poacher and probably had stolen other animals kills before, and someone probably noticed an unusual amount of tiger blood from its wound while it mutalated the guy

[@crazyboi6654]

2:26 Equal Rights, Equal Fights. Change my Mind

[@crazyboi6654]

Ha nobody has changed my mind it’s true then

[@AppL12334]

Yes

[@RucaDoo]

*changes mind*

[@shiro7130]

Women has killed more men mentally

[@daisyeng522]

No i don’t think i will

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

Something/someone: **makes a noise** Sculk blocks: *i like your funny sounds magic man*

[@panther8707]

The farmer waking up at 4 am to start his work: Ah, what a nice morning! The Sheep: You make us laugh, Mortal.

[@agostonpitlik8045]

You registered as United States of America... Anyways, I hope things get better for you and for your people :)

[@Ewout761]

14:30 as a European i can say that the Euro sign has to be at the beginning of the number, not the end

[@raifegeozay687]

but how does he gets 500000 Euro from this? Pressing multiple times?

[@redstone0234]

In france it's always at the end of the number

[@Ewout761]

@@redstone0234 Yeah because its fucking france I wouldn't have expected otherwise from that country

[@maxiprofibabawagerfahrer6163]

3:01 me who keeps his room over 30 degrees even in summer: *confused baking shark noises*

[@medicgaming9117]

Americans: confused confusing confusion

[@arlecchinoimpact725]

Me who lives in tropical country and experinced almost 40 degrees: AMATEURS

[@wonderboy_5]

me who lives in Texas: NOOBS

[@mariaclaramajin9906]

Me, born and raised in the north of Brazil, with temperatures of 26 to 45: ha ha ha, *fried egg on the road and tank tops all the time go brrrr*

[@GhaniKeSawah]

**confused sunbathing lizard noises**

[@ryanbonaventure8224]

Anime: this anime has several characters that are very relatable to most high school children Also the anime protagonist: *14 year old that can bench press 150 pounds on their middle finger*

[@crilledgheese4584]

And survive a nuclear explosion

[@1wjpf_709]

@Devan Ebeling you would of said 4.57e+ demons in a trillionth of a nanosecond

[@Fluffypompomi]

Not only that, they can master the magic of Deities/Gods by just seeing it ONCE

[@iAteADino]

@@1wjpf_709 what does e mean, like i have always wondered.

[@1wjpf_709]

@@iAteADino 2.71828182846

[@fillerandblankspace]

7:56 took me awhile to realize it was redrawn because it was so realistic

[@KamikazeeYT]

"re-drawn"

[@tristangriswell2034]

I’m so used to two eyed Mike that I didn’t notice until the third time. Fucking internet.

[@Tony-hv8wz]

Is that the joke? I noticed it the first time, but wasn't sure that was it

[@tristangriswell2034]

@@Tony-hv8wz yes that’s the joke

[@Eneps1gos]

"Get a friend who's exactly like this" My introverted butt: so uhm y'all breath air?

[@PigFishYT]

Yea yes i do... do you also pump blood through your body?

[@funnyfox3164]

@@PigFishYT Yes... Y'all move your eyelids?

[@PigFishYT]

@@funnyfox3164 s.ss..sometimes yea..

[@somalganess8711]

Do you guys also produce saliva or sweat

[@PigFishYT]

@@somalganess8711 saliva? yes. sweat? Barely, i am a weeb and rarely go outside :D

[@petrjaksik4888]

Me : knows all the potion recipes in Minecraft Everyone: he has the knowledge of a god

[@confusioned2249]

"Like cows for instance" Fun fact: my grandpa actually got killed by his own cow

[@RandomNulls]

Why tf is that a fun fact and not fact

[@PeachKittyMarshall]

How the heck- I'm sorry for your lost but how did a cow kill him?..

[@GhaniKeSawah]

that's not a fun fact that's just a fact

[@sgz1555]

totally fun

[@wasthatthebiteof8796]

Now THAT is a fun fact.

[@toottoot2756]

2:57 25 C? That’s so low… I live in California and that’s a nice warm day. Anything above the melting point of gallium is unpleasant. Anything over 32.2 C is where I tell the sun to screw off.

[@johnferdy4782]

3:03 Africans, Middle Easterns, SE Asians: _Am I a joke to you?_ As an SE Asian, 25 is literally freezing.

[@AkiTheKiwi]

Same here. Normal temperature is 40, if it goes lower than 30 i could become sick like instantly.

[@beelieboo]

Bro wh- ngl I get it- I’m SE Asian but also Dutch and 25C is melting-

[@AkiTheKiwi]

@@beelieboo i guess it depends on what you wear and what you're used to. For example i can't handle wearing a T-shirt for too long, i have to remove it at some point.

[@brix.mp418]

31 degree to hot 29 degree to cold 30 degree warm Why this to me

[@AkiTheKiwi]

@@brix.mp418 I hope you to survive until the end mate.

[@isaiahboodoo457]

This guy somehow just makes my day

[@zaki-vy4kb]

same

[@pogamer69]

It makes ALL our days

[@tylerhorihan786]

Pretty sure the rotation of the Earth does that...

[@isaiahboodoo457]

@@tylerhorihan786 hol up

[@pogamer69]

@@tylerhorihan786 ....yeah...

[@DumToasty]

Me thinking how a microchip fits thru a needle: 🧐

[@daisyeng522]

But what if the vaccine creates the microchip 🤔

[@ThatControlUser]

Don't think, 2 brain cells ain't enough

[@cozmoz2474]

@@daisyeng522 what

[@_sam29]

@@daisyeng522 That is impossible in every way A liquid can't create a piece of metal with cables and it's own program

[@edwardclark6731]

it's much bigger than the needle.

[@A_user_with_cat]

For anyone who doesn’t get this 3:09 I you check the periodic table the chemical symbol for Iron =Fe Silver = At Gold =AU

[@awesomestyles]

Day 24 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this). Thanks! :D

[@level2sentry209]

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[@Unknown-fe2zc]

.

[@izzy-zs6dh]

.

[@level2sentry209]

The return of the .

[@Idk-lz3ep]

.

[@Ilias2]

Me: Black cats are not best cats. ALL cats are best cats! Someone: What about lion- Me: ALL CATS!

[@hauntedmop]

But.. what about a lion?

[@Ilias2]

@@hauntedmop ALL CATS!

[@the_spider_7773]

But what about mutated,rot infested chernobyl cats

[@mikeygamingtv8087]

What about 90 legged spider cats with fangs

[@the_spider_7773]

@@mikeygamingtv8087 That is my bretheren,so i think that i accept it

[@inksansyoutube3188]

Fun fact: if someone says "your adopted" just say "at least I was wanted"

[@Kadexis]

fun fact: i rather think my own comeback than your comback

[@inky5183]

fun fact: that isn't a fact. another fun fact: this is so overused and unoriginal

[@meuwoo]

5:57 people who sleep for ten hours: *my goals are beyond your understanding*

[@cheerkub8110]

5:35 that squirt gun is filled with holy water.

[@bkkz33]

“DvD screensaver but it hits the corner everytime” “And when every ones super... .... no one will be”

[@youraveragenobody8138]

"What could you possibly have that somebody actually wants?" Me: Well, that hurt. Also, "They got a point, why would they pick you?" Me: Where did I leave that flex tape????

[@cherandshane2683]

In the bottomless pit

[@edwardclark6731]

needs ice, ducktape, amd alo vera

[@Lim95]

12:05 I think this was the first Reddit meme I ever saw

[@takebayashinomoni]

My class: Drew a pentagram with a subject in it, on a board. Teacher: Who did it, why do you hate me?

[@a9the2nd12]

insert spiderman meme

[@timon6759]

2:40 that's so true even in sci-fi that's a thing, for example; in Babylon 5 (btw it's an amazing sci-fi show 10/10 would recommend), in season 4, the last episode it shows the future of the galaxy, and it tells the tale of how the earth is bombarded by her colonies for trying to sneak attack them. *SPOILERS* The colonies find out because a computer program emulating Micheal Garabaldi films an earth officer telling him their plan after convincing him to tell them.

[@oboroshirkaumo3958]

images.app.goo.gl/ENA7nTxZz4GND4bw9 I deleted my explanation by accidentally replacing the text with this link. Just saying, the man, the boy and girl are adopted children. Yes, those 3 are 3/7 (maybe 8) children belonging to this man. (The time stamp to the particular meme I'm referring to; 6:11)

[@oboroshirkaumo3958]

Ignore grammar and spelling mistakes. Auto correct and a small as hell keyboard be like-

[@oboroshirkaumo3958]

@JETT WOODMANSEE Because TUA (The series enitials) is a wierd but wonderful show.

[@everyday3164]

Me trying to remember the Name of the orange cat in garfield : 🤔

[@omnical6135]

we'll never know

[@natsueyama]

Oh my what could that cat's name be??

[@THEONEANDONLY_2023]

I think his name is bowie

[@ilikecarsbois3424]

I wish I knew

[@Venicouse]

Nah, it's Tom.

[@Babilinda-ul9lm]

12:09 Me: laughs in turning the light before leaving the room

[@ooc329]

9:55 Sokka? No. *Gru* wants to know your location.

[@karmecide6013]

*drives off at gaining speed up to 65 mph with moon in the back*

[@JakeTLT]

*VECTOR* *OH YEAHHH*

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

“End of the world” As we know it. And I feel FIIINE

[@peckneck8601]

And I will,live until I die

[@AkioAkagiB3stAn1mat0rEv3r]

Emkay: *Lexi, Robin And Jack* Me: *Weird Shit, Blue underpants And Man with no clothes*

[@claudiaborges8406]

A lil rude but ok

[@Tw0Dots]

Huh?

[@N1NJASOAP]

Damien thoe?

[@Delta21OnYT]

The McDonald's meme with the Brooklyn 99 quote made me so fucking happy, the amount of quotes from that show that can be turned into memes is absurdly high along with the fact that the show is just good in general

[@Goh._907]

And this is why I call Leonardo "Leonardo DRINKaprio"

[@JoshSweetvale]

KaprioSun

[@Gojifan-]

12:18 What if I’m the friend who doesn’t run after turning off the lights! Then I’d be the guardian!

[@hannaform3500]

9:42 , me : Sees the meme , relates to the meme , Still Screenshots the meme altough im never gonna use it BC i did it unintentionally

[@glitch00115]

5:27 no the highest honor in journalism is the "bullet" surprise

[@ONE-vt1fz]

11:00 i actually own one of these! and honestly dont get them. you'll never end up using them.

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

Meme:When you have to go to a crusade but your horse died. The corner:Made with holy water

[@tuckerricks2687]

“Woah, that’s sick what else can it do! My mom...”

[@fathomski]

5:53 I didn’t actually realize and had to watch again. I’ve seen too many memes and my brain thought it was normal.

[@astropenguin1631]

It took me a minute of just looking at this to finally see it.

[@xxviathiefxx3907]

@@astropenguin1631 what was it

[@xxviathiefxx3907]

@@astropenguin1631 nvmd i realized

[@charlottechapin5953]

I don’t get it. What strange/funny about this?

[@xxviathiefxx3907]

@@charlottechapin5953 the mike wazowski picture is the meme version

[@276З]

Thumbnail: has meme man but spelt correctly Me: weit thettz iligel

[@nidhalsormali3051]

My life: BIG My life if i didn't exist: none R/technicallythetruth

[@cooperspurlock4932]

@Gustavo Martins Vilela r/ihavereddit

[@wryyycat3486]

@@cooperspurlock4932 r/ihavereddit

[@thirstea06]

r/hmm

[@cooperspurlock4932]

@@wryyycat3486 this is meta and i dont like it

[@PigFishYT]

The only reason im alive is because i haven't died yet.

[@lg3331]

Ok, I have a question, why are there so many evolution memes. How many people just learned this in marine bio, because I learned this stuff last week

[@orionskittles]

12:40 can we focus on the 1000 other people who disliked? _they are menaces to society_

[@davidaguilar5679]

so early the video says "no views." NOTICE ME ROBIN

[@vegas3089]

69 likes- noice

[@enderunderpressure3719]

No one: Literally no one: Not even me!: EmKay: Your not worth it!

[@sanacankindadraw]

7:55 can we all stop to admire how freaking good that actually is?

[@calebprimes677]

It’s a filter, sadly

[@StephenDurnan]

6:20 Gotta love it when robin makes fun of certain memes for no reason and then in the same video will say something like "let them enjoy what they want"

[@wingmangaming2043]

Her were equal Her hits me Me hits her back Equal rights equal fights

[@jeffbezoslover]

Honestly, as a female who gets in a lot of fights, I’m OFFENDED if they DON’T hit back...

[@alexanderkarvos6728]

@@jeffbezoslover oh we night be a great sparring Partner

[@softlysnowing3959]

12:36 In America, you hunt tiger. In Soviet Russia, Tiger hunt you!

[@ArmorFN]

3:09 it's a periodic table meme for all y'all confused

[@woohyperpokemonchild6475]

Hol up, I have a haha funny. A horse walks into a bar, right? And I dunno why, but the bar owner thinks it's normal and holds back a snicker. He had been waiting his whole life. Everything lead up to this moment. "Why the long face?" He asked, snickering and trying not to burst out laughing. The horse however, not being able to understand English, promptly shits on the floor and leaves.

[@oboroshirkaumo3958]

A random meme : **Includes The Umbrella Academy scenes I enjoy** Me: *I see you are a man of culture aswell*

[@oboroshirkaumo3958]

I got another meme-

[@oboroshirkaumo3958]

1st graders/ reception children: Rain, rain, go away, come again another day. Rain: Understandable, have a great day. Also the rain another day: *Guess who's back. Back again-*

[@eatea5415]

Oboro Shirkaumo i like this one

[@sam-9078]

6:06 Oscar of Astora {Dark Souls intensifies}

[@PeanutWithWiFiAccess]

2:04 Alternate idea: Start quoting Rei Todoroki whilst holding your phone and the kettle

[@Kadexis]

who tf is that

[@PeanutWithWiFiAccess]

@@Kadexis shhhh don't question it

[@Kadexis]

@@PeanutWithWiFiAccess no, tell me i dare to question it

[@Kadexis]

@@PeanutWithWiFiAccess who TF is rei todrijwkoi

[@PeanutWithWiFiAccess]

@@Kadexis Google her

[@rainingwings449]

13:15 No the prisoner does not have a point. A life sentence isn’t the full thing, there’s a specific number of years under the word. Ex. Scott Robertson got sentenced for 30,000 years for something you can look up yourself

[@stas7378]

2:24 Equal rights, equal fights!

[@bandit2777]

LMAOOO

[@lostphantom8703]

6:09 Idk if to say "is something wrong i can feel it" Ot *slowly puts on a bearded an suffering man's mask*

[@FashionMajor2012]

14:59 Dear Robin, I'd like to personally thank you for knowing the difference between crochet and knitting. Sincerely, a happy yarncrafter. PS. Yarn doggo is cute and I wanna make one.

[@colorsoup6886]

"Ooh self burns those are rare " hot pockets "allow us to introduce ourselves"

[@JosieLawrence10]

“I’m your host robin-“ *And I’m throbin’-*

[@ookyspookyspider9957]

3:35 Robin is the living embodiment of my depression and reasoning

[@PIMKAMINA2]

"i think that goes for anywhere in the world though" Me who lives somewhere with +30°c summers: ya sure

[@aeiara]

Me who lives somewhere with 40+ temp during summer and 25+ in winter: ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

[@asianpengi680]

11:04 What do you mean, “don’t invest”? If someone breaks into my house I can make it look like I’m about to Kamehameha them out of my home.

[@theburntblob8914]

Biggus dickus is one of My teacher's dichotomy chart

[@kirbycallingdapolice4677]

lets be honest 15:04 this is wholesome

[@Deadchannel547]

How do mountains see? They peak What happens when a frogs car breaks? It gets toad. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Why can't you trust an atom? They make up literally everything. I crack myself up.

[@DenisBitlian]

9:32 that would be 245 500 push ups

[@sarahgardner5385]

10:40 Laughs in even smaller town lol

[@xyloril]

169 dislikes that one guy who disliked one 168: " haha funy moment"

[@apminervini]

i’ve seen that mike wazowski meme format so many times it’s starting to look normal

[@ethanstevenson8173]

Yeah same I had to look at it for a while to realize what the meme was

[@notsohonesttbh]

Can we just appreciate the work emkay puts into their work