r/Memes | can i get that at walmart??

[@moth_boy2008]

New bubble wrap: I cannot pop Me with a pistol: *parry this ya f*cking causal!*

[@rebeccaschroder3000]

People called me crazy when I started stockpiling bubble wrap Look who is laughing now! (also good comment hope you have a good day)

[@Jaegerhunter]

Life hack buy the good bubble rap online for a low price then receive the shitty bubble rap stab it and enjoy the good bubble rap

[@enismasked1961]

OwO

[@ucg_xaim4418]

Me in Italy Who still recives the old Bubbles wrap:

[@enismasked1961]

Tis' but a scratch

[@CrazyQway]

If you ever feel dumb, just remember that captain America tried to choke a robot.

[@idiotpyro8224]

Lol

[@popeofsimps2924]

Age of Ultron?

[@iantheone2648]

I've seen that one before

[@refrigatoreqtv1578]

Remember, it's captain *America* That's why

[@zacharyylol2585]

@@refrigatoreqtv1578 Lol

[@sebastiaankrul2403]

"The lion, the witch and the audacity of this b*tch" lmao that got me

[@ianhamrick6883]

same bro

[@pizzapersonmanguydude]

Genie : You have three wishes Me: I wish for more wishes Genie: Cant do that Me: I wish i was allowed to wish for more wishes Genie: Understandable, have a great day.

[@gayminggod2223]

outsmarted the outsmarting of the outsmarting!

[@STARMAP_07]

granted, you WERE allowed to wish for more wishes.

[@phantommaster5757]

@@STARMAP_07 exactly he should have said (i wish i AM allowed to wish for more wishes)

[@atlanticxmoon9099]

"unless you're a satanist, I've made that mistake before." _Wait a damn minute-_ *_WAIT A DAMN MINUTE_*

[@s4shhz]

ehhehe 69 likes

[@atlanticxmoon9099]

@Jacob Lanzer holy crap-

[@grandmaashley]

grandma approved

[@johntf2official]

Epic

[@roomsickgirlsescape]

makoto approved

[@PapaTJimb0]

Jimb0 approves you : 3

[@miirax393]

Thank you grandma! Very cool!

[@ollemocy2838]

Nice

[@j-1176]

No one: Jack: You receive great jokes and sanity. I receive money.

[@azysgaming8410]

Underrated

[@tacticaltwinkies3847]

Johnny boi

[@koolkid_roblox_gamer2376]

Alright.

[@ReggieMidknight]

I'll take the jokes but keep my insanity

[@robloxboxertblocked9636]

Nice deal

[@rev_0ne]

Jack: "Doesn't even look that good of a show" JoJo fans: So you have chosen... death.

[@ICER702]

This comment is so overused, you would be funnier if you just said “jojo gay ”

[@samuelgaming2124]

@@ICER702 jojo good

[@marissavandalen7870]

Jojo bad stop you simps

[@toonlink5399]

@Katenyosu *Jotaro enters the building and destroys Jack*

[@marissavandalen7870]

His name is john cena

[@tinmurray2480]

“If you want her so bad, be her dad.” Wait....

[@mespencer9607]

I was wondering if that would be missed due to all of the JoJo and grandma in the replies.

[@cautixon]

@@mespencer9607 same lol

[@SnorlaxWhisperer]

69 likes

[@cautixon]

@@SnorlaxWhisperer crap im gunna have to take back my like because its at 70 now

[@SnorlaxWhisperer]

@@cautixon ok

[@kiitaclyzm]

Jack: "I didn't know I wanted snakes with hands until now." Boa constrictors after Jack's wish is granted: [Skill points available.]

[@binguse]

I don't get it

[@XxRubenYoxX]

@@binguse The boa will unlock a skill that give them hands so they can stop feeding in LoL

[@binguse]

@@XxRubenYoxX i still don't get the reference

[@XxRubenYoxX]

@@binguse Maybe you just don't play games

[@PeacFUL-fr1gr]

@@binguse y

[@ICER702]

Jack: call’s Stardust Crusaders outdated Also Jack: acts so so excited to make a Battle Tendency reference

[@FainthedCherry]

A Josuke pfp. Person of culture.

[@jootkujoanimsyt8202]

@@FainthedCherry yep

[@sand8630]

I mean battle tendency was better than stardust crusaders, my opinion.

[@ICER702]

@@sand8630 I agree

[@stella_accela9654]

Literally 😂

[@heavenlydusk]

Jack is somehow so good at doing the "Americans are making dumb American memes" one for some reason it's perfect

[@itsthejavavoid]

I mean, he’s Australian so

[@bucketsproductions.8493]

Jack, from Aussie to Aussie, WE DO NOT NEED SNAKES WITH HANDS

[@starREI_jumii]

I mean...if it's those small cartoony spaghetti hands... I think it'll look cute

[@iikkkkvy]

3:48 he sounded like laserbeam

[@disambodyedhand8778]

Yes

[@therealbiggiecheese2823]

Aussies go brrrr I’m an Aussie bye the way

[@HeyGuysWelcomeBackTo]

e im a human btw

[@godnoijustwanttosleep]

Me as an introvert: HE FOUND OUT THE TRUTH

[@isforme2789]

I just had a fight with my man... He wanted to go outside and told me i cant just stay in forever... i had to pause my netflix to tell him that i have to build a new setlement in fallout. I love Lockdown 🤫

[@deaddog4136]

@@isforme2789 lol

[@godnoijustwanttosleep]

@@isforme2789 never been so proud of a random stranger

[@pasu4084]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/opLXXqqge9iggrs

[@godnoijustwanttosleep]

@@pasu4084 jokes on you i had my headphones in and was by myself

[@Alexthenothuman]

5:16 "Some weird out dated anime reference" You're on thin ice. Hopefully *they* don't find you.

[@zanebullard6910]

*Starts doing a pose* a person across the street “What the fuck”

[@randomcraft9150]

>:(

[@BengO8]

I just commented this :/

[@BengO8]

Also he says its probably bad

[@junhon05]

Too late

[@lg_unofficial]

Salesman: Do you want that cord? Customer: No, I want a DIScord

[@J.P._Star]

You mean "a social aaaaaaaaapp"

[@kixtri]

5:16 Jack: *Insults jojo* Me: OFFENDED Jack: *Starts squealing over snakes with arms* Me, unable to get mad now: ...Forgiven.

[@lolcode_lua]

No That is unforgivable

[@lolcode_lua]

No That is unforgivable

[@marklloyd110]

*UNFORGIVABLE.* *UNFORGIVABLE.* *UNFORGIVABLE.* *UNFORGIVABLE.* *UNFORGIVABLE.* *UNFORGIVABLE.* *UNFORGIVABLE.* *UNFORGIVABLE.* *UNFORGIVABLE.* *UNFORGIVABLE.* *UNFORGIVABLE.*

[@2112-h2y]

Holyyyyyyyy sheeeeeeeet !

[@charles_ent]

what is a jojo a gay squirrel?

[@hongzingpoon7961]

"If you want her so bad, be her dad." Me: 👁👄👁

[@moonthewolf4070]

Alabama 100

[@mrbread7219]

*Sweet home Alabama intensifies*

[@apersonontheinternet2176]

ALABAMA

[@nostromisofficial6894]

"D-daddy? What are you doing?"

[@milkman4640]

@@nostromisofficial6894 nothing. Step daughter.

[@tarynharrell]

7:22 I was like “WHEN DID VOLDEMORT GET A PHONE LET ALONE A NUMBER” Then the joke came and I was like “oh-“

[@laddaleangthong2769]

Mayonnaise

[@Comedygoldzz]

Exotic butter? More like mondo butter

[@Comedygoldzz]

(And thats a compliment lmao)

[@sarah-fn9bw]

@@Comedygoldzz *we have a wheel thing to collect water on the roof but it has seats on the inside (a wheel with seats inside) and my friend had to sit in there and she looked like she was going to cry and I asked why and she said "mOndO wheeL!" The capital letters are just to express pitch*

[@alexisjustexisting]

LOL

[@DipUniversal]

I NEEDED this channel right now, doing homework, and my school REALLY wants me to do 3 full essays on the holidays and just gives no help

[@computernoober7823]

Genie: you have 3 wishes Someone: i wish for 4 wishes Genie: you have 3 wishes left

[@hanselkane9047]

Me: I wish i am rich Genie: so,, what's your next wish, Rich ?

[@jordan9105]

Lol

[@colorron8]

Samm

[@colorron8]

Damn*

[@slimygames5398]

@@hanselkane9047 I wish that you stop doing these jokes genie: aight cool **disappers**

[@tunafishman]

Jack: doesn't even look that good of a show The entire JOJO fan base: visible anger

[@lamasekte4357]

I think he joked.... If not then rip to the snacc that smiles bacc

[@GhaniKeSawah]

what's a JoJo?

[@oliver-xs2iu]

I new when he said that he was going to die

[@iamnoone8230]

I shall use my stand

[@Evan-us3hx]

Jojo is a jojo reference

[@alexvex3702]

Jack: calls JoJo bad All JoJo fans in a 607 fotball fields range: *l e t t h e b o d i e s h i t t h e f l o o r*

[@potatosackTheTrue]

As a jojo fan who is more than 607 football fields away I agree

[@kikikillian1208]

Have you ever heard of "meters"?

[@Pugchew]

Za Warudo!

[@EnglandRemoval]

The rumors were true...

[@hydratherussiangoose5702]

Let the bodies hit the floor

[@_S.C.P-Foundation_]

I swear to god bruh, drinking water at 2 or 3 am tastes exactly like the elixir of immortality

[@JuliannaGallo-x2v]

PHILOSOPHERS STON-

[@SCP-Canadian-Branch]

Agreed.

[@nickmedun7414]

"Some outdated anime reference, doesnt even look that good of a show." Jojo stans:"So you have chosen.... Death!"

[@arlecchinoimpact725]

*Chase starts playing*

[@vArmistice]

Whats Jojo?

[@nickmedun7414]

@@vArmistice JoJo's bizarre adventure, its an anime

[@nickmedun7414]

@@arlecchinoimpact725 *Jotaro voice* DIO

[@arlecchinoimpact725]

@@nickmedun7414 Hooh. You're approaching me?

[@Pennyr0yal_Reid]

" unless your secretly Satan " Santa : * Looks around nervously *

[@laddaleangthong2769]

Mayonnaise

[@Mistah_boykisser]

@@laddaleangthong2769 Salad cream

[@VegitoBlueYT]

Mustard

[@guyman1009]

Saint Nick & Old Nick.

[@satan9265]

mhmm

[@thelemonlord9337]

"is this some outdated anime reference?" me: so you have chosen... death.

[@joustarr8]

Aiy aiy yai yaaaah *pills men theme*

[@joustarr8]

Pillar

[@yasameenhamidzada3144]

*puts on a stone mask-*

[@joustarr8]

Pills men lol

[@Jojobetter53]

another jojo simp it's normal at this point

[@enchanted_end9395]

Jack singing is like a choir of angels

[@GM-fj5pe]

Me: *searches ‘slaves’ on google* Google: Shopping FBI: ;-;

[@quickgmoney1239]

nonono your missing the point. The younger the slave you pay about $10 more because they live longer. choose the younger one. And if your choosing a kid use this www.bonanza.com/listings/18th-and-19th-Century-Child-Size-Hand-Forged-Iron-Slave-Shackles-with-Key/393354398?goog_pla=1 I dont have slaves this was minute browsing. if I never upload again say these were my last words : I HATE THE FBI

[@formahnoorsaqib4567]

@@quickgmoney1239 OML WTF WHY DO THEY FUCKING SELL THAT HElP IM SCARED

[@quickgmoney1239]

@@formahnoorsaqib4567 dont worry slaves can still be bought from the black market. im no dealer

[@iamnotmessy123]

@@quickgmoney1239 r/holdup

[@quickgmoney1239]

@@iamnotmessy123 y e s imma go look at it

[@incarnatefoolishness]

I get that one joke. Because he would say: Dis a pear, but if you put it all together it’s

[@jasongehman9020]

Nice.

[@jorelmendoza8842]

This is too clever for the mortals to understand

[@GDgabe]

You missed the "Disappear"

[@foxooverlord]

@@GDgabe AS YOU CAN SEE, YOU`VE FALLEN RIGHT INTO MY TRAP, r/woooosh (with 4 o`s)

[@GDgabe]

@@foxooverlord r/ihavereddit

[@carterwatson3956]

Insults JoJo :wedge : WHOMST HAS SUMOND THE ANCIENT ONE

[@boredom.2624]

I think you mean: WHOMST DARE TO SUMMONTH THINE ANCIENT ONE

[@NullSpace3]

AYE AYEE AYE!

[@goldenjon2693]

yare yare daze

[@AppearUltra]

kocchi wo miro

[@peckmech]

w e d g e

[@squachyofall]

Genie:*explains illegal wishes* Me:I wish their were no illegal wishes Genie:...WELL SHI-

[@drakothedragon]

“Some weird anime reference.” Jojo fans: *so you have chosen...death?* Edit: Guys. It’s been 4 months. Where are y’all even coming from?

[@apersonontheinternet2176]

That’s the joke

[@Flickx_1]

im 10th liker

[@breadanimeweeb8669]

Yes! How dare he ruin dis for me my organs stopped working when he spoke those rude mouth words! That human is uncultured in my death note!!

[@jonathanjoestar193]

The show is bizzare tho

[@jonathanjoestar193]

But him calling it not good is ..... Unforgivable

[@somedudewithakeyboard5388]

"doesn't even look like that good of a show" oh no... no... I can hear them, the JoJo fans! They're breaking the walls! and I brought the Sledgehammer!

[@Dad-Dy]

HE SHAL NOT PASSSSSSS JOJO FOREVER!!!!!!!!

[@Melancholic_Choir]

I didn’t know what was so good about jojo but then I started watching it. I love dio’s design

[@noogiethefirst8381]

U THOUGHT I WAS OFFENDED, BUT IT WAS I DIO!!!

[@TechSupportDave]

@@noogiethefirst8381 is the show any good tho

[@totalyhuman_]

@@TechSupportDave it is How I’m killing myself

[@ArthurMorganLVR]

Everyone: Talking about video and completly disregarding the jojo insult Me: FALL OF YOUR HORSE

[@calliel9188]

Off*

[@clown8474]

the next time i see someone in a wheelchair im going to commend them for their great johnny joestar cosplay

[@ObviouslyTaxi]

We ain't disregarding it he was just spitting facts

[@colorron8]

Yeah I commented about it.

[@dr_zooter3147]

jack's really out here dissing jojo :(

[@DirgeTV]

2:31 I think I finally found the part where I become an agent of chaos because I love the idea of Bubble wrap that doesn't pop when you squeeze it. HERE THAT, CHILDHOOD ANXIETY??!! NOW I HAVE THE POWAH!!! 3:00 I am unsure how to process this information.

[@Casualiity]

Oh I'm not from new Caledonia but I am from somewhere everyone mentions when talking about bats and cococovirus

[@claudiaborges8406]

Hmmmmm.... Egypt?

[@claudiaborges8406]

Nailed it

[@Casualiity]

*hahahaha* no its North Alumaski!

[@quarksandstuff4011]

Uhh

[@pablo2495]

Oh of course, the global pandemic Cococovirus

[@petermarsella6537]

"in France we call it the Eiffel Tower" Who wants to tell him?

[@Dr.Don5]

You

[@thinkingofacoolusername]

@@Dr.Don5 Yes You.

[@iuploadonceeverythreemonth8903]

I'm not gonna

[@Zerst2]

Can I tell him or does it have to be someone french

[@shyn481]

@@Zerst2 Someone French is preferable, so I can tell him if you want to since I am... But don't you think we should go and gather more French people?

[@despairfulidiot]

If you can buy a nuclear bomb from the Internet, you can buy anything from there.

[@juicyjoe5329]

Search history: "Children" "Slaves" "Bombs" "Body pillows"

[@ArPg2005]

@@juicyjoe5329 hmmmm

[@bmartin6182]

Even cheeseburger?

[@yuhhuh]

@@bmartin6182 yes.

[@Jaegerhunter]

I bought land from the internet and received some Lego land

[@shahmir14]

Genie: You have 3 wishes and 3 rules Genie: Rule 1: bring back dead people Genie: Rule 2: No wishing for love Genie: Rule 3: No wish for more wishez Me: I wish for another genie that has infinite wishes and comes every time I snap my fingers

[@JuliannaGallo-x2v]

Me snapping my fingers to the rhythm of a 2000’s pop song during my concert to the shampoo bottles in the shower:

[@gambe96]

“Some outdated anime reference” ...9 seconds... ...8 seconds...

[@gambe96]

@꧁༒𒊹KÄTŽ𒊹༒꧂ゆ *ROADAH ROLLAH DA*

[@VergilTheomega]

Stop

[@kwaby942]

@Matthew Alexander lmao

[@WantedRaiderism]

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA WRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY

[@VergilTheomega]

@@WantedRaiderism stop

[@ArJHill]

Meme: Maybe I AM a horse Him: and to that I say "Neigh" you are not you are- Me: Was that Intentional? Him: **Realizes** Me: So, No?

[@mangabrony6125]

I am a brony and found this hilarious.

[@Flickx_1]

im 100h liker

[@bwaindead5539]

s c r i p t e d

[@Flickx_1]

Wow

[@miuiruma9384]

"Doesn't even look that good of a show" *Doots in sad Aztec*

[@epicinferno6703]

He doesn't even realise that it's the manga version of jojo

[@monsoon3220]

@@epicinferno6703 karsu

[@tacocell4542]

I feel you kars, my fellow villain

[@Youmeandthedud]

Karzoo

[@miuiruma9384]

@@Youmeandthedud omfg yes

[@mathildaandersson1341]

About the shower one: I once cried in the shower for one hour before realizing.

[@gbplushie]

“Doesn’t even look that good of an anime” *your free trial of existence has expired, please renew by saying jojo is good*

[@radicallarry5952]

it was a manga photo tho

[@gbplushie]

@@radicallarry5952 and????

[@eneriiscreams5231]

I guess I’ll stay dead

[@mrzerolife367]

stands are aight but story lines kinda fucked

[@Iforgothowtodothis]

Jojo is wack

[@icfauh6680]

When emkay says that jojo is bad: BrEaK DoWn bReAk dOwN

[@HeraGan]

Do you mean MENTAL „break down break down“

[@sarppras4267]

U mean like break emkays neck? Nobody can insult jojo

[@HDHorst]

@@greenhead352 NEVER

[@andreipopot815]

@@greenhead352 it's not bad your eyes are just broken

[@erousagi8629]

@@greenhead352 You don't have to worry about it being bad, because your face will look even worse

[@tolstyy624]

"do you want that cord?" "no. i want gay teamspeak"

[@theriverstigs]

"no, i want edgy skype"

[@DuckWithTheButter]

Jack is gonna love the spartan commandos on DeviantArt

[@mylittle_cherry8213]

NPCs when they are ahead of you "You're too fast! wait up!" NPCs when they are behind you "Hurry up, you're too slow"

[@nerfedby50percent2]

a NPC calling you slow is like twitter canceling twitter

[@mochaXX16]

*immediately thinks of Susie from deltarune*

[@OGuiBlindao]

True its a pain in the ass when they are 50% slower than your walk speed especially when you're playing on keyboard and can't use analog to control your speed

[@m0bivss265]

“Art students calling them unemployed.” Me, an artist drawing while watching this video: ouch-

[@inanimatehori]

Damn

[@toonlink5399]

Oof

[@Cheese_samwich25]

I know about some austrian painter that instead of being unemployed, he became a politician

[@Monolatic]

"Doesn't look like that good of an anime" WOAH WOAH NO NEED TO GET POLITICAL

[@kaishrxmp3061]

I made the likes in on your comment from 69 to 70 Have a great day

[@tallyikroe2476]

I think out of all the narrators. Jack is my favorite due to the personalities he gives to the individuals in these posts. and each of them makes me belly laugh whenever I hear it

[@BombyGaming232]

Me: *sees thumbnail* Also me: *HEY FERB I KNOW WHAT WERE DOING TODAY*

[@awesomemangaming8848]

Lol

[@herkusmonte1379]

Time to f_____ bomb something

[@richiepayne7226]

Why is nobody mentioning his ability to sing dead or alive so fucking amazing!! Am i the only one that wants the full song from him

[@WeRunDaSesh]

Microwave - I’m the best at cooking stuff! Stove - no I am! Air fryer - amateurs.... Microwave and stove - what did you just say? Air fryer - AMATEURS!!!!

[@3maurobastos]

My farts: ArE yOu sUrE aBoUt ThAt!?!

[@InsertGenuineName]

ACLIME I am concerned for you

[@Artizap_]

Air Fryers suck.

[@--lvr_grl]

Haha TRUE

[@honeybadger5633]

Totally agree

[@yukioh1080]

‘Some out dated anime reference’ That One sentence made me so mad I nearly threw my phone

[@elioh8254]

I agree with him

[@CazzyVR]

I mean I dont like JoJo either. Just not an Anime I find interesting to me. It's good anime, just not a anime for me

[@icy7851]

17:30 happens to me all the time I want to say an English word but I forgot it (happens in English class) But the weird thing is that I forget what are the words in French(happens in French class)

[@giofix8314]

Comments in this video: 50% anything 50% how dare you insulting jojo???

[@ilovecairns5181]

NO

[@iamtheguywhoasked2661]

NO

[@iamtheguywhoasked2661]

NO

[@mattthegamer172]

NO

[@yugopandugo5564]

NO

[@scaranara9970]

7:38 that's the saddest French I have ever heard, do it again

[@trayfr]

wesh qui comprend quand je parle français

[@lucienlesel]

@@trayfr moi

[@cocokill3048]

C'est facile à comprendre quand on est français

[@lucienlesel]

@@cocokill3048 il est vrai que cela aide à la compréhension d'un texte en français

[@solangelo707]

Bonjour French humans

[@melzabob26]

I went on google, searched “nuclear bomb” pressed shopping THER WAS NOTHING I don’t get it, this is AMERICA

[@formahnoorsaqib4567]

@Edward Sturgeon o.O

[@_starryy]

@Edward Sturgeon - 🤔

[@runes5407]

AMERICA EXPLAIN!

[@Atrixse]

@Edward Sturgeon same lol

[@Atrixse]

@Edward Sturgeon i also found mutiple other things like a bomb shell for 9 dollars and nuclear reactor which i pretty sure look fake

[@wall8466]

That one Karen that is actually kind seeing Karen memes is probably very embarrassing

[@painstakinglybad2762]

9:12 exactly. I flip mine over because I have "Flip to shh" enabled so nobody has to be bothered by aggressive vibrations whenever I get a notification

[@kirishimaejiro1425]

POV: You’ve already seen the “grandma approved” comment. I know where all of you live You can’t escape from me God damnit they deleted the comment Oh they didn’t

[@kylebroflovski5812]

HOW'D U KNOW

[@kirishimaejiro1425]

@@kylebroflovski5812 because it’s above mine lol

[@meda_mo]

red

[@disambodyedhand8778]

I have

[@fb1_pickens]

I have

[@_.baited._]

I have realised that the meme about shopping nuclear bomb is not fake

[@catman7779]

Same bro.

[@phantomking1017]

NANI

[@toilet2902]

Imma buy one for japan

[@catman7779]

So... Funny story. I bought one and it is in my house. I'm bout to send it to Afghanistan.

[@krimsonbun]

Your FBI Agent has too

[@SorielHDTBers]

3:37 exact same here. I thought I knew computers until a few weeks ago

[@Somewhat_Kai]

This guy doesn’t know jojo’s bizarre adventure even though every episode had a meme and inspired so many different memes

[@purpletrainwreck6717]

Ikr

[@breadless_crust5445]

It’s because anime is shit😕

[@purpletrainwreck6717]

@@breadless_crust5445 wtaf did you just say

[@breadless_crust5445]

Chariot Requiem Umm, just read the comment?😂

[@breadless_crust5445]

Chariot Requiem and why are you saying that anime’s good when this is the kind off shit that goes on in it kzbin.info/www/bejne/gWrSZKx9brJ_mpY

[@rockycrayon3166]

"Who's named Polo?" Niccolo and Marco Polo, for example...

[@Basicblocky135]

emkay insults jojo jojo fans:WHOMST HAS SUMMONED THE HOLY ONE

[@ghostlydude6478]

" *Yare Yare daze, You piss me off.* "

[@TriforceRaiden]

pick a god and start praying

[@Th3A1mighty]

I got my piano and a Italian boy who with me

[@Jane-n2k1q]

I got a couple of Japanese people with me

[@ghostlydude6478]

I got a pair of hands that smell like KFC

[@Ro_Gaming]

Fun Fact: Despite what you may think, you can still pop that bubble wrap. You need to stand on it to counteract the strength.

[@SYMology]

5:17 Him:Not a good show Jojo fans:*Casually Loads Shotgun* Repeat that sentence WORD for WORD again please?

[@jen6438]

That good stuff

[@shyguyfan0898]

I got z shotgun well on fortnite I did lol

[@lennartstockl5826]

1:54 When your mom bursts into your room to yell at you for playing video games but you are reading Hentai.

[@hasna2012]

I was once reading yaoi on my phone and my mom was all "You see, technology is not only for video games, and I'm proud you understood that!" I think I don't thank God enough for letting me be born in a family that doesn't speak English.

[@felipebatistadeoliveira211]

@@hasna2012 was the plot good?

[@theratking50yearsago99]

@@felipebatistadeoliveira211 idk is it?

[@FKCU-tc5dx]

i thought exactly that

[@ilovecairns5181]

Read?

[@calebplasma0612]

4:06 as an introvert I can neither confirm nor deny that statement

[@Youmoreeast1]

You're probably not an introvert if you comment stuff.

[@p.fresher]

My irrational childhood fear at the pool was the guy from scream pulling me underwater and shanking me

[@kadsper2380]

Him, disrespects jojo me: "you mama'd your last mia"

[@Phoenix6942-7]

Why did you put disrespects JoJo in quotes

[@ogkubzscouter743]

Lord Guardian, Traveler's Chosen lmao-

[@epicinferno6703]

Come, my fellow jojo fan, we shall crusade all the way to egypt and slay the emkay for insulting the manga version of jojo. Bring your stando power while I bring my hamon, german science and stando power to share with you

[@freezyoffreezers726]

I'll bring my spin technologies

[@kadsper2380]

@@Phoenix6942-7 sorry, i changed it!

[@era_the_gamerffl1510]

“Irrational childhood fear” *gets ad about cat litter*

[@Ethan_Whitlock]

nice

[@dotman.9017]

Bro

[@SnowDragon_2204]

aaaAAAAAAAAA NoT tHe LiTtEr PlEaSe

[@dotman.9017]

@@SnowDragon_2204 Actually got the ad for Freddy when you said that

[@era_the_gamerffl1510]

@@SnowDragon_2204 lol

[@delu3709]

As an introvert I can confirm. We did cause the pandemic so that we wouldn't be forced to socialize.

[@itsthejavavoid]

DAMMIT HILM YOU EXPOSED US ALL THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY A SECRET!! THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER GET INVITED TO THE SECRET SANTA MEETINGS

[@Enricco_pucci-]

Brother they are fighting against it,time for the zombies

[@thegamingsparkle]

@@Enricco_pucci-as an ambivert I agree also can I help :>

[@Enricco_pucci-]

@@thegamingsparkle i did not expect someone replying to my 6 month old reply of a 3 year old comment xd, but yeah time for the zombies

[@AngelPlayz_II]

3:34 That is me most of the time, and when I look closely for the 4th time, I see it is 'cuz I mispelled ONE letter.

[@beru8314]

Emkay: says jojo is outdated and doesn’t look like a good show Me who enjoys jojo and emkay at the same time:it is acceptable

[@callumjones9664]

*me who scrolled through the comments with popcorn waiting for the outcry of jojo fans as emkay called their show outdated*

[@car.guh.]

@@callumjones9664its anime not a show my guy

[@callumjones9664]

@@car.guh. I know literally nothing about anime, so forgive me for not caring enough to check

[@crystalhailey220]

@@car.guh. tbh- you could consider it a show. Pretty much all animes are series, and a lot are on Netflix- Anything on Netflix is considered either a show or movie. I would consider anime series a show, but uh- y e a h

[@batbox417]

I watched all of jojo to a point where i had a dream where i was one of the jojo's

[@eddiefirstenberg1000]

New bubble wrap: I am unpoppable Me with explosives: *parry this you filthy casual*

[@GlassAWater]

Meanwhile in 20250... "The Earth is round and Mars flat" "Excuse me what the _____"

[@toast6375]

5:35 everyone gangsta until you realize those are fishing hooks

[@ambitiousartist6307]

"Not that good of a show" I..... i just need...... a moment. The english version sucks because they sound like posh children having a school fight but watching it with subtitles is amazing i will steal your kneecaps and eat them with my cereal you do not even understand how much i love jojos bizarre adventure.

[@HeraGan]

Yeah and pour the milk first in front of his eyes to torture him

[@erousagi8629]

The english version is okay but it just doesn't give the same experience as the japanese version

[@dontsearchupwhatuwumeans3400]

@Leonard Lim r/ihadastroke

[@Charlie-yt2iy]

👌 Y e s :)

[@puppygaming422]

I don’t like JoJo

[@clown8474]

emkay: it doesn’t even look like that good of a sho- everyone: ZA WARUDO

[@colorron8]

*7 second later* everyone: ROADA ROLLADA

[@Hyperborean_Skibidi]

It really isn't that good of a show.

[@raslojna5024]

@@Hyperborean_Skibidi death penalty

[@Pugchew]

Rero rero rero

[@Hyperborean_Skibidi]

@@nathaliecoulibaly763 stfu part 1 is the best part gay giorno lover

[@roversanders9837]

" I know where you live and I will get you neutered " - EmKay

[@cravingmortalsouls]

Watched this video one time and I'm repeating "IT IS FORBIDDEN TO DOG" over and over again

[@Infinite_Scripts]

6:11 Mom: cracks door 8 year old me: slowly opens up the ds Mario: HELLO Mom: hold up.

[@CREEMkitty7]

@Infinite_Scripts I guess you’re screwed in this situation

[@Benjamin_Bischoff]

my favorite is "Love is strong, BUT THE ENGINE IS STRONGER"

[@salariedcrane4712]

YES YES

[@mina-simp]

5:17 ok did he just call Jojo a weird outdated anime reference or am I tripping balls-

[@sillywombat]

HE WHAT-

[@sillywombat]

Funny thing is the meme at 5:00 is also a jojo meme-

[@cleveland2138]

He is right

[@TheSteam02]

@@sillywombat As far as I know, he's a faker.

[@sillywombat]

@@TheSteam02 I don’t care if he’s watched it or not, I’m just here to make a few jokes and hopefully make some people smile

[@98xp]

Salesman:Do you want this cord Costumer:I want dis cord

[@wradraws]

I honestly like Jack's contribution as narrator I hope you can work with him more! :)

[@icestarunknown]

“Enless your secretly saitanists, I made that mistake before” I’m sorry mkay what do u mean before?!?

[@ArcanineEspeon]

On one hand I was thinking the same thing as you, but on the other hand I could write an essay on all the spelling errors you managed to include in less than two sentences.

[@icestarunknown]

@@ArcanineEspeon first off the first sentence is what mkay said. Second, how sad does your life have to be that you have nothing better to do then insult and try to point out spelling errors in comments from 15 year old teens. So how about you get off your device and go get a frikin life. P.S. I hope you step on an extra sharp LEGO. Also may all your microwaved food always be cold on the inside.

[@camerantherollermain]

@@icestarunknown sheesh. some people just get bothered by spelling errors.

[@FrogBalls101]

@@camerantherollermain I'm one of those people. I fucking hate spelling errors

[@icestarunknown]

@@camerantherollermain can’t you tell their being extremely rude “I could write an essay on all the spelling errors you managed to include in less than two sentences.”

[@oyun_doktoru1236]

15:25 me when an 8 yo kid come to the playground: "Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!"

[@DeltaMan867]

“You must test the tolerance with your twisting testicles” 💀💀💀

[@lukeskywalkereu6107]

Jotaro and Dio: sees emkay say they outdated Also them: We about to make a whole new record of one word on 1000000 pages

[@real190log]

“Happy new year” World war 3 scares Cancellation Covid 19 Oooooooo OnE mOrE tImE

[@peyb0ne305]

L’MANBURG BLEW UP

[@amyartlover]

Australia burning to the ground Kobe Bryant's death People practically murdering each other for toilet paper

[@bluequatic]

@@amyartlover i dont get it, do they not have cats in Australia? like they are the flufiest thing and you dont gotta worry bout smelly fingers

[@Confused_Mimikyu]

I feel like the "OnE mOrE tImE" sounds familiar

[@liamoscodalbey9867]

"Some outdated anime reference" bruh they are still making that "outdated anime" now

[@sugathchammikaperera5360]

I mean also the manga but yeah

[@ParoXyzmm]

It's called a *joke*

[@jesuschrist1081]

whoosh

[@ParoXyzmm]

I don't see how this could be a joke. Unless the joke is you pretending to be wooshed.

[@KobiChiangTheOneAndOnly]

Whoosh

[@TheGamingGamer]

0:11 Being from Malta, I am now finally happy that SOMEONE knows that Mlata exists!

[@Puppy6667]

Fun fact: The pose the snakes were in was not a kill pose, but simply a warning pose.

[@The_Zombrarian]

13:40 Jack: "Kids don't do this!" Me: *fades away*

[@YellowLink10]

7:55 It's the Celeste subreddit. Far and away the most friendly and inviting community I've ever been a part of.

[@mindmine6902]

r/mindustry is probably similar

[@lucettaalexander]

Probably same with r/StardewValley

[@fritzmarie6523]

"why do you want my nose" Me: because Voldemort took mine

[@fritzmarie6523]

@Lunaxendler thanks

[@blueskysunnyday4220]

Harry potter

[@Scitter_bug]

@Lunaxendler same

[@PunkIsNotDeadITSTHRIVING]

Ok emgay

[@boredom.2624]

I can kinda see why Voldemort took his nose... (get it? Cuz Voldemort doesn't have a nose? Heheh..)