r/Bossfight | fear

[@strangeaelurus]

"CONTAINMENT BREACH! CONTAINMENT BREACH!" me an SCP fan: *you summoned me?*

[@埊]

@Rafi Rizqullah very right

[@madkirk7431]

"so anyways 008 infected someone earlier."

[@robertbanachowski1546]

@@madkirk7431 *cool.*

[@itscaptaingamerplays1419]

Me who had the exact same thought:

[@mediccaleb]

Ganon from botw could be classified as an SCP

[@mr.epicpoet5193]

“No nation benefits from prolonged warfare” - tsun zu the art of war

[@clockworkpotato9892]

"But all dogs benefit from extended playtime"- Dog Zsu the Art of Play

[@clockworkpotato9892]

@ur awesome Uhh, okay?..

[@ar-1535]

“Many people do not check spelling.” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@capta1nseal]

@@clockworkpotato9892 it's a new spam thing in youtube comments, they all lead to the same vid so memorise the start of the url and just don't click it

[@noneyours]

@@capta1nseal Or even the last few letters. For example: "XcQ" Some people will know what I mean.

[@OtterPxp]

The dog who saved the kids from savage dogs was not just a hero. He was the goodest goodest boi.

[@trungmaximlowqualitygaming9427]

*bestest

[@ProfessionalBugLover]

@@trungmaximlowqualitygaming9427 greatest*

[@thehallster3064]

If you go back in time, you can fight it for a chance to keep it as a partner

[@thegreatsham]

@@ProfessionalBugLover mega good

[@matthewborgen5018]

**Ultimate Good*

[@duckthemage]

The sound of Lexi melting of cuteness will never get old

[@the_floridian_human2603]

Yee

[@alexedwards1470]

That do be true tho.

[@dreamcorewarlock]

"We lost the ball in South Carolina." *sweats in South Carolinian*

[@GOOCHPILLED]

run.

[@Blockenheimer]

@@GOOCHPILLED duu duu dudududududududududududu duu duu

[@notacoolguy5845]

as a South Carolinian i can agree now come we must run

[@redhank1389]

Aaron is just a terrifying boss, his speed is something to fear.

[@Ppsen1]

I M SCARED

[@written_and_recited]

His endurance is also something to be worried about.

[@w.dgaster2621]

Oi that's my name

[@redhank1389]

@@w.dgaster2621 Sussy

[@heyyou9472]

two steps too late, young memer. two steps.

[@TheHotBlade]

That moment when you realize Aaron Farr sounds like "I run far".

[@DeepfriedChips]

@ur awesome bot

[@VeraVemaVena]

@Mao Namaru depends. I usually pronounce I as a, for some reason

[@kagemushashien8394]

He's like me, "Swift like a Ninja, Strike like a Samurai."

[@s.b.4228]

Sounds more like "I *ran* far"

[@Tw0Dots]

Who pronounces “Aaron” as “I-Ron”? Lmao

[@yannikatsafados2726]

EmKay: “This didn’t age well”. Me: neither did prince Philip.

[@mr.pov.mp4]

Bruh

[@elyzionite]

Neither did Philip Hamilton

[@nicholasseese7119]

What about Prince Alberts?

[@clockworkpotato9892]

R/CursedComments

[@PunakiviAddikti]

Too soon!

[@WaterDrinkingHydroDragon]

Am I the only one who gets super happy when it's Lexi narrating? She's best girl.

[@trenttrent2786]

Yes

[@necrobynerton7384]

7:25 Lexi, You could 100% do TF2's spy voice a bit too perfectly

[@TheLivingVines123]

Your comment showed up twice for me for some reason. Cool!

[@TheLivingVines123]

Your comment appeared twice for me. Cool!

[@KopKing11]

"He could be in this very roo-"

[@PendragonStateOfMind]

Lexi in menacing voice effects is terrifying to the point that Slenderman is shaking in his boots

[@HellmanakaUselessTeamakaDevad]

Yes! I love every time Lexi does it!

[@tool-gun-sys]

Beside that. I may be looking to far into the funny haha joke but. Slederman has boots? I'm now trying to imagine him in designer leather knee-high boots with Massive heels.

[@deannaparr9448]

@@tool-gun-sys she just for the futer I cant spelll

[@immagical7036]

5:15

[@thehuffliestpuff2620]

When your soap bottle is a mimic

[@josuecontreras2768]

@ur awesome what

[@chrome7657]

I thout your comment said. When you huff a soap bottle

[@SoulDFroggit]

When your Detachable shower head is a Cobra

[@KatAnimates9]

Lol yeah, hate when that happens XD

[@lootgoblin6505]

and that's why you always bring a dagger to the shower

[@boe_ritto2928]

Fun fact: Cheeto dust is actually called “Cheetle”

[@Thtaoy1029]

Fun fact: I actually like that fact! Thanks!

[@ZaberZlayer7]

@Rose's Zen Garden I wouldn’t be surprised. I give it 2 weeks max before this challenge becomes a thing, goes viral, and we hear the “shocking” news of a child going to the ER because of it.

[@quaianthegrimreaper7556]

ill think of that the next and last time i eat cheetos.

[@Shade45-]

I'd say 1

[@ThatONEmaryam]

Fun fact:

[@legendgames128]

4:00 initially passive, a goose can quickly become unmanageable since your stress will rise faster, the more hostile it is. 5 to 2,000,000 hp, 0 to 150 df, 0 to 99% dr, depending on how stressed the player is. You can mitigate such fast stress rise by wearing certain accessories, from 48 seconds to 167 seconds before the superboss phase began. A pre hardmode creature that can become deadly rather quickly.

[@RhapsosProductions]

4:25 - Lexi going gaga for cute things. Always a pleasing moment in these videos :)

[@vesh]

Minecraft has one of the easiest Bossfights

[@ireallydonthaveanameforthi2251]

how are you everywhere

[@TheHotBlade]

Drogon?

[@coopcat2967]

Cap

[@squeezedbaker308]

Evil is spreading it cannot be stopped

[@Savio038]

Bro how

[@TheLastGuardianMK2]

Boss fight: Emkay keepers of all knowledge, commentators of all vids

[@Thtaoy1029]

Alternative title: Emkay, Bringer of Joy, Representative Against All Evil

[@edwardhaybell1938]

The Challenger: a Champion of Hermaeus Mora, Daedric Prince of Fate, Lord of Secrets, the Keeper of Forbidden Knowledge, Master of Apocrypha, One Tentacley Boi

[@yoshibutimterrariapixelart1923]

EmKay Squad, Destroyer of bad jokes, bringer of wholesome

[@SpideySpectra]

Every 5 attacks, Emkay will summon one of it's minions, all of which will be listed. Robin: the balding king of fly. Robin's primary attack is summoning creatures from cursed comments, all of which deal 15 damage with negative effects when a hit lands. Jack, the Australian. Jack does not attack you directly, preferring his steed, a crocodile wearing Crocs, to attack you. He can summon animals from Australia to attack you as well. Damien, the unexpected. Damien only attacks those who know that he is coming, along with those who witness him. He attacks by wacking you over the head with a golf club that has immense strength and duribility. Lexi, the identity duo. Lexi has two personalities in her body, one only uses light attacks and attacks rarely, the other, to put it short, only has one goal: exterminating her foe. She attacks both by summoning images from subreddits and blunt force.

[@yoshibutimterrariapixelart1923]

@@SpideySpectra This is beautiful, especially the Jack part (I am also Australian)

[@piperthecollector]

That last one.... "Hands to yourself!" Me: But, his hands *are* himself.

[@Starfeather_19]

He means body to yourself. OMG that came out wrong.

[@piperthecollector]

@@Starfeather_19 I knew what was meant. I just wanted to make a joke.

[@originaluseername]

but why is there a “me:”

[@piperthecollector]

@@originaluseername Because that's what I said in my head when he said "Hands to yourself!"

[@originaluseername]

@@piperthecollector BUT WE CAN TELL *_WITHOUT A FUCKING “ME:”_*

[@legendgames128]

8:08 an elderly town npc. 250 hp, 21 df, 0% dr. Defends with a nerf megashark. A post mech boss town npc.

[@masoncontreras2979]

3:41 Dog tzu: the wise is the wisest of the wise

[@Dan-.-9]

5:37 This implies they have been to different realities and maybe this isn’t even their first, that could explain why they find things so cute and the inhuman noises they make when confronted with cuteness, also everything they’re confused about. The Emaky lore is building.

[@RecordsoftheDeepFolk]

Emkay lore, gimme. Lexi is so adorable and goals.

[@strangeaelurus]

Emkay lore! GIMME

[@Thtaoy1029]

Hmm I'm listening...

[@leave3451]

I request elaboration

[@toast7922]

There's lore now?

[@LarsTonguesInAspix]

Lexi: "Just turn over the whole temple." Kratos: *hey i've seen this one before!*

[@ugakugathedestructor4719]

Kratos will move,flip or break anything in his way...

[@kijete]

is that a fricking. picrew valentine

[@LarsTonguesInAspix]

@@kijete yes

[@romky9172]

Comedic Valentine: *funni joke* Me: *I think I know you from somewhere...*

[@LarsTonguesInAspix]

@@romky9172 where, SBR?

[@pyrospear5418]

Lexi: "The anti-environmental bottle" Me: *"The End - Environmental Butthole"*

[@immagical7036]

Same

[@Jfjfjsifjcja9]

99 likes but 1 single reply Wow.

[@legendgames128]

6:53 Terry sells you rare items at an exorbitant price. 250 hp, 34 df, 13.37% dr. Defends with a copper shortsword. A pre hardmode town npc.

[@TheRealAxolotlAnimates]

"If you want the ball, you must be one with the ball" Dog Tzu, The Art of Woof

[@randomness649]

4:25 I can imagine the drassonts being friends with the demon goat prince.

[@evagarcia865]

The ultimate boss fight: The Demon Goat Prince, constantly summoning drassonts to help him in battle

[@samharrison476]

But that squeal made me laugh lol

[@elfumidoreviscaratoroflung]

Hey I know them even they look so small they are really 20ft and that’s for the baby’s the mommy is bloody 55ft

[@ProjectPeachy.]

Me at work: "I have far too little health and not enough ammo for this..." "What's up sexy I'm lexi" *Effect added, regeneration II* That's better. Keep up the good work Lexi :]

[@madkirk7431]

Lexi lutheri

[@the_dude_who_asked]

Lexi the enjoyable: not a boss but a support class +999999 health and energy +1,000 ammo +91645 damage (for player) Damage: none(too wholesome)

[@Six_fingered_freak]

Nobody: r/ who gave the dog steroids

[@Six_fingered_freak]

XD

[@Delta21OnYT]

@@the_dude_who_asked Damage: 1, she killed those Minecraft sheeps and cows

[@arlinross1675]

It brings me joy that she acknowledges the SCP nature of some of the posts

[@bluejay2386]

@@Lettucem3n They are trans, mtf (male to female)

[@madmadammim1971]

@@Lettucem3n shes a trans woman lol

[@bel_mgcxl]

@@Lettucem3n its not that hard to understand, but ok ig

[@Shade45-]

It seems I was too late I hunt for those who didn't knew Lexi is a Trans

[@bluejay2386]

@@Shade45- Same lmfao 💀 I honestly just want to spread the word so she doesn’t get misgendered

[@seapancakestudios4831]

3:07 my school has this poster at least 5x per hallway, it scares little children and when approaching you can hear intense music getting louder. It is almost 1 shot kill when gazed upon

[@skellyjelly9604]

9:30 that dog protected those children on my birthday 🎉

[@millz5403]

When I watch r/bossfight, I’m so happy! I’m only 13, and have terrible depression, this really encourages me. Thank you!

[@franzdaboi3131]

im 12.5 and i can relate

[@CatchThesePaws]

I struggled with depression when I was 13, too. It gets better :) it really does. Also I like bossfight too lol

[@millz5403]

@@CatchThesePaws :D

[@notacoolguy5845]

i can realate

[@GoonOreDie]

If I ever become a Schizophrenic I wanna be a laughing one not a screaming one

[@owenedmundson1031]

If you try really hard maybe you can be both

[@declantecho1717]

S a m

[@justlevi3203]

@@declantecho1717 Buddy...did you remember to take your pills again? There is no Sam here. *Bro, they're talking to strange people again!..* (This is obviously a joke btw lol.)

[@declantecho1717]

(In case my reply was a little vague, I must ask this question): Have you heard the wise words of the Great O’Nella?

[@justlevi3203]

@@declantecho1717 Wait are you meaning the Emu war or am I being dumb? Lol. Sorry, if it's not and you just see e m u w a r and be like ???

[@PolymorphicPenguin]

Lexi, your enthusiastic narration makes this "boss fight" a hundred times more enjoyable.

[@justinsloane9332]

0:55 MADNESS IS GONNA BECOME THE BEACH SOONER OR LATER

[@legendgames128]

3:45 dog tzu is a town npc that brings about the concept of basketball to your world, 250 hp, 10 df, 0 dr, defends himself with a basketball that deals 40 dmg. Can also be petted. A pre hardmode town npc.

[@_RedRightHand_]

Girl's bathrooms: Idk I'm a dude Boy's bathrooms: Someone pisses in the soap box and sink, some dude threw the toilet paper (which is hella thin) into the toilet, some guy didn't flush and now there's a massive dump in the toilet, there's shit on the ceiling (well we're not sure if it's shit, but it's brown), the council meetings, and the urinal is flooding. (Oh and the obligatory messages and cracks in the bathroom booths.) No joke, all this was in the bathroom. It's utter chaos, and we love that shit.

[@_delta_music_]

Truth

[@Red_impostorYT]

WTF NO

[@_RedRightHand_]

@@Red_impostorYT you are afraid of the truth

[@Red_impostorYT]

@@_RedRightHand_ BUT ITS NOT TRUE

[@Red_impostorYT]

@@_RedRightHand_ NO IM NOT

[@LividityInk]

The statue of Jesus looks like it was hulkified somehow, imagine a roided rage Jesus instead of preaching love and peace is screaming "SINNER SMASH" at everyone he smites

[@WayneRoberts72]

Lexi sounds masculine and feminine all at the same time Lexi the multi voice: Harbinger of the mind plague

[@cactus2763]

This is canon. This is just canon now.

[@WayneRoberts72]

@@cactus2763 nice

[@Youraveragenpc11]

¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯

[@vaguelywukong]

I remember first listening to Lexi's voice and going "Why does he sound kinda girly?" and then I read the comments and was like "Oh shit Lexi IS a girl- oh fuck she's trans- oh fuck I used the wrong pronouns- oh fuck-"

[@WayneRoberts72]

@@vaguelywukong in that case just use their original pronouns, even if they're like: "I WANNA CLASSIFY AS PLAYSTATIONSHE/PLAYSTATIONHER!"

[@legendgames128]

4:08 in the jungle, you will find 4 men performing a summoning ritual. Destroy them and you will summon the lunatic cultist's twin, cockmongler. He will act identically to the lunatic cultist. Same stats as the lunatic cultist. Upon defeating either this guy or the lunatic cultist, a random set of 4 pillars from the 8 will spawn into the world. A post golem boss.

[@mx.lilith666]

Please, please continue to make Lexi squeal. She’s adorable, it makes me happy. 👀

[@tool-gun-sys]

Just go to r/awww on emkay and find ones where lexi narrates.

[@firstraptor8803]

I didn't know they were a she

[@MyPronounsAreHeehee]

Ugh

[@dabobhimself2967]

Just the thumbnail alone: “fear” is a boss in it of itself

[@weissgalathynius640]

9:47; When your Rhino Transport throws tread but you still got Heretics to burn.

[@xerogivins2235]

BURN THE HERETICS

[@weissgalathynius640]

@@xerogivins2235 WE MARCH TO THE HYMNS OF THE ECCLESIARCHY!

[@UNSCMarine117]

@@weissgalathynius640 "FOR THE EMPEROR!"

[@weissgalathynius640]

@@UNSCMarine117 WITCHCRAFT, HERESY AND MUTATION!!

[@nekakonjina6283]

yeah probably

[@__Konboi__]

4:40 Trying not to pet Baphomini is a boss fight in of itself.

[@埊]

why fight with that? its just a lesser

[@lewisj2465]

"That is sentient lung cancer that's crawling out of someone's lungs, and freely roaming the streets" his only weakness is the undead, so it's fortunate Oddix showed up with Prince Philip to back him up

[@legendgames128]

8:41 a town npc. 250 hp, 75 df, 99% dr, Defends by ramming into enemies with their shell. A hardmode town npc.

[@leyrua]

Okay, Jacked Jesus had me laughing.

[@dr.claudiafinch1088]

It made me and my friend die of laughter.

[@obviouslyjoking9783]

Jacksus

[@leyrua]

@@dr.claudiafinch1088 Is your name Jesus? And is your friend's name Lazarus?

[@dr.claudiafinch1088]

@@leyrua Haha! No! I was exaggerating. She's a christian and found it hilarious though.

[@commanderhurst3283]

He looks like the god emperor of mankind from warhammer 40k...

[@ttskyhammer9169]

Gun Jesus - master of firearm! "I am the way, and the light. Except the the light is a occasionally muzzle flash."

[@Thtaoy1029]

Begone, demons! For I shall use my holy weapons against you!

[@artemefimov8215]

The father, the son, the gun

[@Thtaoy1029]

@Jaiden Blackborow-Bruce What's that?

[@埊]

Dont fear the daemons, fear the tenebrae angelos.

[@ilovesafa]

Lexi's so wholesome I just love her

[@wafflemation6887]

i t ' s a h i m

[@rverdict9013]

@@wafflemation6887 false

[@Liechtenstein_real]

@@wafflemation6887 false lexi is trans

[@lordhellsoul3480]

him

[@lordhellsoul3480]

@@Liechtenstein_real no one cares dude

[@M4pl3_Sn0w]

“If you give someone flowers and they like them they’re actually just a bunch of bees” Me: I always knew I was a bee

[@JodanTheHero]

🌹

[@M4pl3_Sn0w]

@@JodanTheHero ! *eats flower* Don’t ask

[@JTheBest-nj7lz]

I like the fact the Cheeto samurai has a hidden blade, signifying that he has been trained from the best there is

[@dragoneygaming944]

Demons: haha doomguy is out of ammo and low health! Doomguy: **revs up chainsaw** Demons: OH SH- HE'S LOW ON HEALTH AND OUT OF AMMO

[@MikeTheDrake]

I wonder if there was any Succubi in Doom

[@SpairM]

I always use Lexis playlist to go to sleep, her voice really calms me and helps the scary night demons screw off

[@infernoblast261]

Playlist!?!??? Give

[@SpairM]

@@infernoblast261 you just have to go to the playlists of Emkay and then scroll until you find “Lexi narration” or something of the sort!

[@infernoblast261]

Found it!

[@SpairM]

@@infernoblast261 nice! I hope you get just as much enjoyment out of it as I have :))

[@infernoblast261]

Thank you! Right after you made this comment i thought "hey! Same here". So thanks for this

[@Pokefan-xj3be]

when lexi said "It's clearly not from any realty I've been to" I just thought "wait, you've been to multiple!?!"

[@埊]

backrooms, the spaces where the gates are in: are we a joke to ju?

[@tsubakiofmelancholy6297]

Yeah. Lexi travels through wormholes.

[@theone_WWW]

lexi has a lot of explaining to do.

[@vintendovs]

8:18 As a resident from Ohio, that is entirely correct. We will raise hell should the need arise.

[@bacca4813]

8:55 "Captain Crackhead, he's our hero. Gonna bring sobriety down to zero. He's a meth-head amplified, and fighting for the junkie side."

[@beast7842]

Emkay, the slayer of beasts: *exists* Me, beast: *sweats nervously*

[@mewyorkcityf46607]

quick, get married so your last name is no longer east!

[@mynty5812]

"CONTAINMENT BREACH! CONTAINMENT BREACH!" i love them even more now

[@Q-TebGamesNL]

0:18 this hits hard when taking a brake from the new taras nabad master level

[@Headgasket-]

Doom eternal?

[@mrs.squeak2918]

“Patient 008, the most crawler”😂😂😂

[@MarbleNonsense]

"You've encountered a rock!" "You used ignore!" "You tripped and fell.."

[@QueenFiera]

Lexi always makes my day when she narrates. Thank you for lifting my spirits, Lexi!

[@StopRemindingMeOfThoseDays]

Wait, "she"???

[@QueenFiera]

@@StopRemindingMeOfThoseDays Yep! Lexi is a transgender female :)

[@StopRemindingMeOfThoseDays]

@@QueenFiera I didn't know that. Thanks!

[@lordhellsoul3480]

@@QueenFiera No its a guy deal with it

[@QueenFiera]

@@lordhellsoul3480 She's literally a girl. She's said it multiple times.

[@mikks4487]

Missed oppotunity to call the Dog Tzu ‘Shih Tzu’

[@Cecona]

Lexi’s voice makes me happy

[@bloomingdemise]

"Babies tend not to be very durable" _crosses babies off of my list of good weapons with tears in my eyes_

[@pantheggon]

lexi fawning over cute croissant dragons killed me ma'am I'm lebanese enough

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Fun fact: carrot kinda affect your sight

[@peteplayss7426]

Blindness

[@justparadox5722]

@@peteplayss7426 yeah i was about to say, like if you just poke someones eyes you will affect their sight.....

[@MUITVERSE]

@Missing.In.Action you should have told me sooner

[@MUITVERSE]

Oh yea i *might* not get blind anyways

[@thatmaskedfreak4561]

The lava snail looks like a boss fight that would be in dead space

[@NintendoNerd7824]

or an insperation for a pokemon

[@thatmaskedfreak4561]

@@NintendoNerd7824 yes very true

[@evagarcia865]

@@NintendoNerd7824 Cough, cough….Magcargo…cough…

[@callmeemi2512]

Drnk Man looked like he is living his best life and thats somehow adorable I wanna hear if his bongo carrer is growing or nah I hope he is a famous bongo-man in his uh Town City Idk

[@Thtaoy1029]

Bongo cat: Could this be one of my disciples?

[@nancyschumacher1577]

@@Thtaoy1029 I am a member of the Unus Annus cult.

[@legendgames128]

10:25 the final boss. Every boss that exists is essential to fight this boss. 20,000,000 hp, 234 df, 99.9% dr, deals 341 damage on contact, throws drivers and on and off switches that deal 231 and 658 damage each. Second phase starts at 10,000,000 health, and is all about summoning buffed variants of bosses that you previously fought. Third phase starts at 5,000,000 health, and is all about endurance, as the boss has multiplied damage by 10, and starts throwing pcs at you that deal 4650 damage. When it gets to 2,500,000 health, it becomes invincible and performs a final desperation attack and multiplies damage by 10 again, throwing pcs, drivers, switches, and keyboards that hit for 42000 damage. If you survive that, it rests, becomes vulnerable and says, "you win..." if you wait for 90 seconds, it runs away and drops it's normal loot along with a special prize that thanks you for sparing it. If not, it drops just it's normal loot.

[@razorwolf2758]

Player feedback: hey um, tech support? Why is the boss’s description like a high school essay

[@ayoshijunior]

1:46 NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN TWEET!

[@m0osz4rt]

4:32 it sounded like lexi was on auto tune 😭

[@H1V3_B0M8]

I loved the Croissant Dragons, they were cute.

[@nekakonjina6283]

they were the cutest were being the key word

[@H1V3_B0M8]

@@nekakonjina6283 Sorry, Are cute.

[@nightnark3037]

"if fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight!" - soldier (rick may) 2009

[@Jvier133]

2:57 Hey yo! That Shadow the hedgehog voice impression!

[@xdarin_]

The Orb is just a boss that has the perk "Paper Skin" that sends it flying and makes it take more damage from sharp weapons (especially poking). But it has high speed and damage, so there's something to fear of.

[@Zetala]

" whats up sexy, my names Lexi! " *me offended because im not sexy*

[@jadejunnie3285]

*LIES*

[@mallgoth]

Nahhh you is fine

[@lucky_yt7548]

Lexi would break the sound barrier in an hour of r/awwww, in a good way

[@earlsun]

2:54, pair him up with The Dew Knight of thy Mountain, and u have the end of the world

[@legendgames128]

3:08 healthy choices is a town npc, 250 hp, 90 df, 60% dr, defends himself with a barrage of food. Becomes unhealthy choices during a blood moon and loses all defense and dr and has 200 hp. The barrage of food deals more damage to compensate, since that food is unhealthy.

[@vanessavidal6520]

I love the "Hi hello i love you, mi tail IS FAR TOO POWERFULL FOR THIS DIMENSION

[@Oskanwhitchfather]

9:50 Those are Adeptus Sororitus. The Sisters of Battle.

[@GRed1994]

calling them 'troopers' is indeed an understatement for what they are. even more so for their great costumes!

[@jeffreyhummert1713]

Yes. We must keep are will strong. And are hair white. For the emperor

[@yelllowtaill22]

The emperor protects

[@Oskanwhitchfather]

@@yelllowtaill22 Aye, Brother.

[@swordbrethrenmordred1230]

Nuns with guns.

[@VixxieVamp92]

Me: had a rough day Lexi: 💕What’s up sexy I’m Lexi💕 Me: 🙂

[@Oneandonlyfrosty.i]

Omg this is some of these hard bosses ever I’m on 1 health no weapon

[@Thtaoy1029]

Welcome to Emkay! We can regenerate your health to the max, supply you with your needs, and encourage people to never give up!

[@franzdaboi3131]

@@Thtaoy1029 can i get uhhh iron sword

[@Thtaoy1029]

@@franzdaboi3131 SURE!! 0==[]======> Anything else?

[@franzdaboi3131]

@@Thtaoy1029 3 small health potions and thats all

[@Thtaoy1029]

@@franzdaboi3131 Okay, here you go. Have a nice day! []={ ) []={ ) []={ ) And sorry about giving you low-quality health potions. They are the best I can make, unless you can teach me how to make better ones, so that I can replace the ones you got and give you the ones you wanted. Also, I can make more for future customers!

[@legendgames128]

1:46 a miniboss, the longer it takes to hit the player, the better it's flying capabilities. 2,000 hp, 20 def, 10% dr. 60 dmg. Can be found in the sky alongside harpies. A pre hardmode miniboss.

[@mothilibu]

how did you turn an angry bird into a terraria miniboss

[@legendgames128]

@@mothilibu I just can.

[@jackepicspeederwolfaj2294]

3:16 uh oh... he wants my RAM 4:14 good thing we have a whole squad to counter that

[@frostplays155]

We need a game that's called "Adventures of Reddit" and have these as bossfights

[@notacoolguy5845]

if G.W. is ok with it

[@Smooth836]

9:48 so, im a huge warhammer40k fan, and when i say like 40 adepta sororitas in a train i was very confused

[@comradedogma4957]

Yeah dude that was really crazy

[@GRed1994]

well you will be fine as long as youre not a heretic! But be sure to run if they pull out their flamers!

[@DEFIB7]

2:45 I used this and tinder banned me because they thought it was serious. Apparently a verification with a 3 inch long BEARD isn’t good enough proof that I’m not 11. And they don’t accept appeals. Bruh.

[@geraldballinger6428]

"CONTAINMENT BREACH CONTAINMENT BREACH" every scp fan: *you have summoned us*

[@thomasmcsweeney7786]

2:37 That… that’s the mascot of the place I work-

[@holgerf.5027]

Was looking forward to this!

[@davidfalcon6550]

Me *Creator of destruction* Skills: Creates an extra plane world full of TNT in Minecraft

[@mr.waterbottle1265]

Doom eternal players when they see baphomini: aw shit, here we go again

[@legendgames128]

6:27 increases her stats for each child town npc alive. 100,000 to 300,000 hp, 50 to 150 df, 30% to 90% dr, she will attempt to vacuum the player, if the player gets too close, you get vacuumed up. The pull range increases and the speed of the pull increases as she gets less and less health. If you defeat her with the vacuum weapon that she drops, she will give you an item to show she recognize your devotion to purity. A post moon lord boss.

[@legendgames128]

5:34 that's a mimic mountain dew. WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING?!

[@SCSlime99]

5:30 i’d rather call this “Mountain Mimic, Devourer Of Gamers”

[@victorroberts983]

Holdup OR gamers

[@SCSlime99]

@@victorroberts983 oh wait my bad

[@sjadarkest]

8:42 What happened to the previous owner of that shell? Was the previous owner the original owner? Did some down-on-his-luck armadillo lose his shell in a card game to a cat who has been passing it along to other cats as some weird Sisterhood Of The Traveling Armadillo Shell thing? Just how many cats have worn that shell? Are there others? Is there a gamblers anonymous somewhere in the Nevada desert full of naked armadillos? And a kingpin cat who owns and operates an armadillo shell franchise? Is it just armadillo shells? Does this kingpin cat have some kind of animal body part warehouse full of armadillo shells, gecko tails and buzzard claws that he sells to unsuspecting tourist cats for vast profits while he sits on a throne of skulls? My imagination really creeps me out sometimes 😂

[@nexxistudios7235]

me: *crying all day* lexi: *squealing over crossants*

[@Ghosty004]

Never thought I would here the sentence "i want to cuddle the bread" but I agree

[@panzerek9522]

9:52 When you see entire squad of SoBs in your train, better leave it in the next stop XD

[@gabrielaguirre2578]

huzzah, a man of quality