r/Bossfight | me when lactose

[@mondayman5827]

As someone who is a lactose intolerant, that indeed be me when lactose

[@devineratthemessiah9691]

This deserved to be pinned

[@TheCalicove]

@@devineratthemessiah9691 it definitely did XD

[@FakeTier]

same

[@suredoeslikeexisting]

same

[@mondayman5827]

I miss ice cream

[@lankycide77]

Having never heard of this subreddit before, I realize now that I should have put it together based on the name. I love it. Elden Ring ain't got nothing on some of these.

[@incognitoman3656]

EXCUSE me, r/bossfights has to be at least as old as Souls games

[@devoid840]

@@incognitoman3656 *Does that make it any worse, Mask Wearer?*

[@CarbynnKirb]

Elden Ring bosses aint shit anyway

[@solus330]

@@CarbynnKirb Dungeater

[@CarbynnKirb]

@@solus330 Touché

[@monroerobbins7551]

0:11 I do think this needs to be in a museum 1:06 I think this is a statue made by Sophie Prestigiacomo. She made a bunch of statues like this made from organic material, so they could rot and blend in with the swamps they’re in. Terrifying, yet beautiful.

[@AwakenedRAGEJustin]

The first one is when a drunk guy straps a bunch of highly illegal fireworks around the most explosive propane tank after wrapping it in the most dangerous firecrackers and then shoving it halfway up his ass and sitting down in a mixture of gasoline and gunpowder and then lighting it while running at full speed yelling yippee-ki-yay watch out moon here I come

[@splatmasteryt8587]

Very. . . Descriptive

[@Bajongus]

jokes on you I’m into that

[@thisperson8441]

@@Bajongus the only thing more concerning than the initial comment is you

[@lanternli1ac]

...at this point I weirdly find this normal.

[@Punky_TallKnightStan]

This deserves a pin.... I'm lookin at you EmKay...

[@tomithebunny]

2:39 That statue was actually designed like that, rather than being "taken over" by bees. It's by Pierre Huyghe, and it's called Exomind (Deep Water) if you want to look into it more! It was created specifically with the beehive, which is of Buckfast bees, so that the bees can continue to build on and expand their hive as they work to pollinate the flora in the garden that the statue is set up in. I think it's a really, REALLY cool piece.

[@gamerguy5185]

oh cool

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

One might almost call it BEEutiful... It does cause a Buzz in the local Gossip Parties doesn't it... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

[@Deus_Ultima25]

The fact Jack knew about Shin Godzilla is enough to convince me that everyone in the Emkay team are men of culture. And there's also the editors who always surprised me with their glorious yet sometimes disturbing knowledge about the culture.

[@Tw0Dots]

Men & 1 woman of culture, nice 😎

[@shronkler1994]

I know right...glorious Godzilla

[@Crazy_Sarah98]

Yes! Makes me want a vid of them narrating together even more

[@lablab2103]

Are you a Godzilla fan because one a big one

[@bonnigi5518]

I was surprised too!

[@abeIIe]

0:01 Lactose intolerant people when they find out they live in the milky way

[@0HappyFeetWomboCombo]

Underrated

[@zerouser6504]

“I expect you all as mature people to not take this the wrong way” The internet: no, i don’t think i will

[@fernandomarques5166]

9:38 those are just molds for concrete pouring, normally smaller construction projects don't have the budget to afford the fiberglass or PVC molds so they use plywood and whatever scrap 2x4s are left from previous molds. As an architect they look to be correctly braced too with diagonal wedge braces and square form braces.

[@donpendejo122]

9:32 the fact that you can see through the thing makes it even better

[@minescape1309]

6:34 you know, considering how difficult father Gascoigne already is, I really don't want to know how much more difficult an old woman with what appears to be a katana would be compared to some crazy old guy with an axe, a shotgun and the ability to turn into a werewolf...

[@deendarcy37]

*daddy Gascoigne He beat the respect into me and he will do the same for you

[@dadoctah]

The cat in the armadillo shell reminds me of what I once saw in a pet store: a shy chinchilla inside its green plastic shell thingy. Pretending to be a tortoise. I dubbed him Chincortoise, because to call him Tortilla would make me hungry for Mexican food. Also, you missed an obvious line for the lady with the giant stack of toilet paper: "she'll wipe you out".

[@skypig]

Jack, if you want a kitten rampaging through a city then check out a show called the goodies, specifically the episode called kitten king, because you just described it perfectly

[@PartytimeYOLO]

2:50 slenderman mod- it walks through the forest slowly until it sees/hears you, when it notices you it starts sprinting, if it notices you laughing only immediately get killed the death message will state the joke you died to. also while chasing you, to give you the chance to get away, it will trip, busting its head, needing ~1 minute to pull it back together. instead of pages, you will be hunting down bottles of honey.

[@hungrymusicwolf]

8:14 Who'd have thought that our seemingly useless math problems have been nothing but a forewarning: the Mathman is coming.

[@Happy_doggo]

10:15 you just summoned the whole deltarune community when you used "rude buster" for the background

[@serfum351]

It’s always a great time if Jack narrates.

[@0rion-1665]

Robin is my favorite narrator

[@cricketblue666]

@@0rion-1665 I agree

[@Amandab2010]

@@cricketblue666 same

[@Angel43189]

But, Damien has the best laugh.

[@Weeping_Willow_Tree]

Let’s all agree lexi is best for cute subredits

[@rhiannonbamford8741]

1:40 I can't be the only one who thinks of RTGame's John Golf skit from Wii Sports Resort when I see this. "I'll show _you_ a hole in one!"

[@DD-373]

"Wow John! That was a great shot!" "I'll show you a great shot!"

[@zodiacslayer6205]

conus maximus armour (full set) -gives cautions when to attack -stops and redirect projectile attacks -it has a 50% chance of a random item hitting enemy (can stack up some damage if not evaded properly)

[@Punky_TallKnightStan]

I've seen you somewhere before.

[@dariacampbell5956]

fun fact: cats speak with other adult cats in a frequency we can't hear, but speak with kittens in a frequency we can hear, because their ears aren't as developed, which means they're baby talking to us. here's your daily dose of random facts

[@elijahjarman2837]

*sigh That makes too much sense

[@a_blooming_moon]

Please tell me this is actually true

[@FrostingDaProtogen]

PLEASE BE TRUE U WANT SOMEONE TO INVENT A HAT OR SOMETHING THAT ALLOWS US TO HEAR THEM TALKING SO WE CAN TALK TO CATS

[@dariacampbell5956]

​@@FrostingDaProtogen they do it for attention

[@killerbean6254]

@@FrostingDaProtogen is it really necessary to type in all caps

[@thefinalsquad3567]

I work at an Aldi's, We are all trained to be as fast as possible at everything we do so if we're launching stuff into your cart- Its because our speed is being tracked heavily on our register

[@nicholasramsaran7017]

Ah yes, my daily dose of Emkay Thank you for making my day wonderful for me and many others🤗🙏

[@lemonfox_xp9573]

I just love when jack narrates cause its always so fun and funny to watch😁

[@Punky_TallKnightStan]

It's always a good day when Jack,our snack,smiles back.

[@sylrextidakeye7549]

The first one is me in the toilet after eating a bowl of chili Note: I really did it and had to hospitalized cause my throat was swollen and I can't breath, it's was a stupid challenge and I can't finish it. Don't worry, I'm fine and still gonna doing those stupid stuff

[@Punky_TallKnightStan]

Bruh. You are clearly no Florida man. Damn you aren't even a Florida boy!

[@ScorpEnrage]

Bro the first one is me when taco bell

[@RoyalEric]

True

[@j03st3r]

Bruh, was about to say thaz

[@someone_who_may_comment]

yep..

[@randomfrog541]

Yes tackos

[@stxrryy._.nxghht6740]

Me whe chipotle

[@HollowKnit]

Dark Vader’s plan: “To Kill Random People” His Real Plan:”Cheese CHEEESE”

[@finaldawn1666]

5:46 thanks for the drawing idea

[@woe_27]

Great lactose intolerant milkzar Weakness: Milk This being uses his weaknesses, as a weapon Attacks: Atomic fart, “Big Stinky”

[@toilet7088]

BIG STINKY

[@Thegentileseek]

Godzilla fart be like

[@glitchymajora]

I have laugh so much through this entire video. This video has made me see the good side of 2022 and now r/bossfight is my new favorite.

[@mikegratz4503]

9:44 I've seen it with cats too, *and its just as funny as you think it is.* (This is mikes daughter btw lol)

[@pan6991]

5:21 Pov: you're the cameraman in a rap music video

[@AsteriTeri]

the way jack said 'bones" in 0:33 made me think he was saying "caps" in portuguese

[@exscalabastard4437]

I used to watch all your videos while cuddling with my now ex and I’m so happy I don’t feel weird watching them now. Love all of you guys

[@Cat_yaek]

“Not today death!” Oh BOY that didn’t age well

[@Tbird-uf3gv]

6:53 HUMAN YOU FORGOT MY WALKIES

[@KnightrideThrillz]

I love all the different voices Jack does!

[@sapphirefox93]

6:43 dude this looks like an anime monster

[@chickennugget9980]

I think it looks cute :D

[@scarphity_x]

4:01 THE SODA SOLDIERS

[@igr4viti]

Bossfight is one of my favorites no contest

[@garpleskink3906]

I totally agree with you on the nimbus one, if a huge cloud monster were to attack ANYWHERE in the world, i would expect everyone to think about using a fan, its like having a bossfight where you can only use that one random weapon you got like 2 minutes ago

[@Dagger0000]

8:05 man wasted $1820 on god damn cheetos

[@Hotelroomplayer2]

10:28 that is just a droideka from star wars!

[@JaronOdele]

5:30 - La Chancla... (The Secret of La Chancla)

[@flarethedragonlord7470]

9:50 if you want something similar yo this I would highly recommend neytrix as she does similar art with that concept!!!

[@Punky_TallKnightStan]

59th time asking:get all the narrators together in like a discord call and review r/justguysbeing dudes together. Like get Emkay crew, the EZPZ guys,Damien of DeeLee,all of them. Even Lexi.

[@PIutonium94]

.....even clicky wicky?

[@Punky_TallKnightStan]

And before anyone calls me out,Ask EmKay is part if the EmKay gang,the editors and OG Slazo are included in this comment,and although Kexi may not be a guy,she is still one of the guys.

[@Justaguy689]

@@PIutonium94 when has The Click ever narrated a video?

[@Punky_TallKnightStan]

And before anyone calls me out for THAT,I uses the term "guys" in that context in a gender neutral way. And also,I know I missed yesterday's videos,I was sick and slept through most of the day.

[@Punky_TallKnightStan]

@@Justaguy689 never.

[@letter_o_hyphen_letter_o]

thought he was about to say "Buff kitty. Swole kitty. Please don't steal my soul, kitty." I was thoroughly disappointed

[@SCREW_TITLES]

At 8:07 the Cheeto guy spent exactly 1820 dollars on Cheetos

[@ejstreasurehunting6627]

0:27 That looks like my cat if he went to the gym. Same expect fur pattern and eyes. He is a really big cat too.

[@FrostingDaProtogen]

1:01 as a godzilla fan, i saw the same thing

[@Cdefgahc2]

* laughs in not lactose intolerant *

[@Punky_TallKnightStan]

* cries in lactose intolerant *

[@whitepumpkinenthusiast27]

* screams in meat juice *

[@Hi-eq9rs]

1:33 he certainly have been a loner since he was born

[@ivanlol7153]

It's always sad when it ends so abrubtly

[@brodyalbert9214]

Man I love r/boss fight and r/itemshop. So fun to watch these videos with your guy's reactions

[@hayond656]

6:02 Woah that actually made me jump a little

[@nightninji5849]

10:00 The Lego Ninjago Movie

[@mmems30]

"I'm Jack, the snack that smiles back and welcome back to Emkay!"

[@transportationfan3156]

My school has its own boss.A one legged bird, that lives there...Hes nice.

[@Chizinky]

Not only did I hear boss music during this, but I heard Two-phase boss music, MINIBOSS music, AND Final boss music!

[@Mooffee_ttv]

The bee hive statue head looks like a Demogorgon.

[@lilackai8773]

"Buff kitty swol kitty please dont steal my girl" GOT ME DYING

[@corvidcreaturesartandanimation]

1:50 funny thing is my English teacher has one of those tiny golf things in his room

[@usualtoaster2688]

only 10 hours late to an emkay upload ooh even better jack is narrating it’s r/bossfight! IT’S MAINLY ANIMALS

[@seranahoshimiya8017]

1:05 pardon me what the hell?!

[@robbield9776]

2:39 imagine you running down the hall and hearing: you're not gonna bee-leave what im gonna do next

[@TheBeanMann840]

Elizabeth the eternal entity isnt that eternal anymore

[@Corvus__]

0:39 Yeah I'm chunky, so what?

[@Riley_Sanford]

The Toby Fox music works well with this

[@failed_content_creator]

“Elizabeth, the Eternal Entity” and the “You can’t get me today, death!” aged like milk

[@Fabourious]

“he looks like everyone’s English teacher, we gotta give him a name. My immediate answer: John

[@John_rigg]

8:18 this aged like milk

[@lolitisjustme]

Silverpelt is the night sky according to warrior cats. The stars are cats that are dead that have gone to starclan.

[@GodzillaJP19]

A Canadian Goose doesn’t need to be Godzilla sized to destroy armies, they’re mean enough already

[@Justaguy689]

Day 39 of asking Emkay for a collab between all Emkay and Ask Emkay narrators

[@Punky_TallKnightStan]

Hello there,General Trash-i Silas Kenobi.

[@TheEcm84]

the mum throwing a sandal speech... f**k I'm dying!

[@Matt_364]

6:34 *MEMORIES BROKEN-*

[@elenafeather9557]

0:45 I need this bird *NOW*

[@Doggyman251]

lexi don't wheeze or cry whenever you see something cute (IMPOSSIBLE)

[@coalthedergsune]

6:50 the almighty pedestal fan can never be defeated

[@Subject-109]

10:10 *YOU BETTER STOP WHEN ITS EYES ARE RED, OR IT SHALL MAKE YOU BECOME DEAD*

[@eleanorbiggs9938]

10:00 i think what you are looking for is "the goodies" they had an episode where a giant kitten rained havoc down on the city

[@BlueSkyBS]

The Goodies already made Kitten Kong, so we don't need to imagine what a giant cat rampaging through a city would look like.

[@elenoajacob4367]

If rythaze could make art like that then I would suggest making the entitled goose since the goose is always looking for chaos

[@codymassacre5405]

These images are probably going to be the only things that aliens find and make a museum about it

[@Windy_Floof]

0:27 Some lyrics I thought would work better : Buff kitty swol kitty Please don't steal my soul Buff kitty swol kitty Your name's ingraved in gold

[@santiagomoreno8640]

That censsor sound it’s just BACKROOMS noise

[@rubber_duck_bandit2999]

Em-Kay, consumer of memes, destroyer of boredom

[@victorhernandez5013]

Love the fact that you mentioned Shin Godzilla and seen it

[@lizardheisei1984]

8:17 well that aged like milk

[@WoodJD]

2:29 ALL HAIL THE DAAAAAALEK

[@cjofulue5218]

Imagine being the punishment when you're sent to hell, and all the sinners are your one delight, AND you have an undending craving for said delight. Now, picture yourself AS the delight in a never ending cycle of cell regeneration and destruction.

[@Thegentileseek]

If godzilla earth was shin its tail would be that tree

[@samuelbacon9555]

0:16 this man is going to take off like a rocket.

[@KrucialKenn-]

“I’ll bee right behind you.”

[@popsickle_]

THAT MOTORCYCLE PHOTOSHOP IS ALSO MY DESKTOP BACKROUND LOL

[@Over_Saturated]

oh no lactose -me, after eating an entire bowl of cereal and drinking all the milk

[@grayvyper6422]

I just appreciate that most of the background music is from undertale or deltarune.

[@MiloBankston-vh1we]

A horror creature that shouts out bee puns? Considered a done idea.

[@hiveofbees5577]

No I would “bee” the creature at 2:39 . “Hive” a great day!

[@ZombieGamez4010]

I love this guy's voice

[@kinonavul4907]

5:31 no no no, its being used as a weapon, it is no longer a sandal, it is now la chancla