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EmKay

EmKay

Күн бұрын

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@theslimeassassin3287
@theslimeassassin3287 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that damien went to the back of his office “or room if you wanna get technical” to scream out random parts makes me laugh
@christinaflowers5866
@christinaflowers5866 4 жыл бұрын
Just imagine being his neighbor 😂
@tonypeppermint5329
@tonypeppermint5329 4 жыл бұрын
Beautiful.
@cookiechip6426
@cookiechip6426 4 жыл бұрын
My name is umar.
@unknownknife4993
@unknownknife4993 4 жыл бұрын
6:24 Youll NEVER SEE IT COMING
@patrickstar5438
@patrickstar5438 4 жыл бұрын
I'm going to kill
@TheLegendaryNomad
@TheLegendaryNomad 4 жыл бұрын
“Thanks for the head, kind stranger” Wtf 😂
@Delioso
@Delioso 4 жыл бұрын
Hold up
@styrocupp
@styrocupp 4 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute
@blueskynoisee
@blueskynoisee 4 жыл бұрын
but the stranger could not respond, as his head was bitten off?
@Android25K
@Android25K 4 жыл бұрын
r/neverbrokeabobe would be ashamed of you.
@sekiro8338
@sekiro8338 4 жыл бұрын
UHC be like
@elizabethmontanez3424
@elizabethmontanez3424 4 жыл бұрын
"Where are my puppies, John?" Person in picture: has acrylic nails.
@AkumaDayo
@AkumaDayo 4 жыл бұрын
John just likes to get his nails done did, what's the problem with that? >:v
@AkumaDayo
@AkumaDayo 4 жыл бұрын
@Rachael Elkins get his nails done did, let it blow-dry
@rebxoticbutters87
@rebxoticbutters87 4 жыл бұрын
john likes getting his nails done, whats your point?
@exoticbutters8123
@exoticbutters8123 4 жыл бұрын
"I stole your Puppies nails"
@nanaraynor5115
@nanaraynor5115 4 жыл бұрын
@@exoticbutters8123 👁️👄👁️
@Nasrul260
@Nasrul260 4 жыл бұрын
Damien: **tries to finish a really offensive and edgy joke** The Joke: **can't finish properly** Damien: "TRASH!"
@thatoneguy7024
@thatoneguy7024 4 жыл бұрын
“Can’t finish properly” is the story of me life.
@gunsandroses896
@gunsandroses896 3 жыл бұрын
Does that mean Damien is Jin?
@lxuis3
@lxuis3 4 жыл бұрын
Video: *blurred out the curses* Damien: *still says curses and is monitized* *STONKS*
@Claramoo
@Claramoo 4 жыл бұрын
._. I have to **S T O N K S**
@whoami4916
@whoami4916 4 жыл бұрын
Mia Powell 𝕊 𝕋 𝕆 ℕ 𝕂 𝕊
@whoami4916
@whoami4916 4 жыл бұрын
Mia Powell 𝔰 𝔱 𝔬 𝔫 𝔨 𝔰
@the_void996
@the_void996 4 жыл бұрын
Stonkz
@saikikusuo501
@saikikusuo501 4 жыл бұрын
@Mia Powell ⓢⓣⓞⓝⓚⓢ
@keisari2276
@keisari2276 4 жыл бұрын
I like how Damien followed up the “But have you ever gone to church?” Comment by pointing at a bunch of children under the age of 10.
@santiagogrisales9081
@santiagogrisales9081 4 жыл бұрын
The Absoliant and that before that it said, “Yeah sex is cool...” which implies that those children have had sex
@ithaca2076
@ithaca2076 4 жыл бұрын
@@santiagogrisales9081 genius
@JudyCoxify
@JudyCoxify 4 жыл бұрын
Santiago Grisales aAAAAA
@Danielguy101
@Danielguy101 4 жыл бұрын
The Absoliant ya
@izzygonzalez2251
@izzygonzalez2251 4 жыл бұрын
I cant like because it's at 420
@thatoneweasel
@thatoneweasel 4 жыл бұрын
No one: KZbin: Ima put this on the trending page for GAMING
@EmKay
@EmKay 4 жыл бұрын
this is videogames now :) no more videogames except this one. you're welcome
@kip3427
@kip3427 4 жыл бұрын
@@EmKay thank you namien Damian
@Fish220
@Fish220 4 жыл бұрын
That 1 Weasel well it has super Mario showed in the vid
@tacticstonk4740
@tacticstonk4740 4 жыл бұрын
Smort
@the_void996
@the_void996 4 жыл бұрын
This is an epic gamer video
@perciusmandate
@perciusmandate 4 жыл бұрын
Internet Justice Warriors: "Only monsters attack defenseless civilians!" Japan: *Hiding Nanking and Manchuria under rug* "Y-yeah!"
@jakopablo1361
@jakopablo1361 4 жыл бұрын
Nextralife Turkey Government: sweating nervously*
@FFKonoko
@FFKonoko 4 жыл бұрын
That.... isn't actually a good argument though. Like, they're right, only monsters do that. Doing it to defenceless civilians of the same race as some people that did it before is....not better.
@brettshepherd6113
@brettshepherd6113 4 жыл бұрын
Who care if it makes us monsters they attacked first and they learned a very good lession
@MisterCOM
@MisterCOM 4 жыл бұрын
Never happend why would japan kill puyis subjects when they are fighting to put puyi on the dragon throne
@perciusmandate
@perciusmandate 4 жыл бұрын
@@MisterCOM Please learn to spell before you attempt to deny a genocide...
@IvyHolo
@IvyHolo 4 жыл бұрын
04:18 "Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever tried attending church?" "You sinners. That's right. Everyone of you." Proceeds to show pictures of children... 🤔 Yeah I don't think that's right.
@erikagrieb3646
@erikagrieb3646 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 just reminded me of "what's worse than a rapist? A child!"
@americanmapper2445
@americanmapper2445 4 жыл бұрын
I mean you don't know what happens in the bathrooms
@autumnleaf2513
@autumnleaf2513 4 жыл бұрын
*Not until after church*
@kuramaismine
@kuramaismine 4 жыл бұрын
Well from a theological perspective it is right.
@starbladesfury2195
@starbladesfury2195 3 жыл бұрын
Catholic priests: Don’t mind if I do.
@MissieEmbers
@MissieEmbers 4 жыл бұрын
Dog: where are my puppies John Me: *thinks a moment* "Where are my testicles summer?"
@slookipos8907
@slookipos8907 4 жыл бұрын
We have UwU, we have OwO, we have 'w', and now it's *FurriesCord* ?!?!?, I'm regretting being born in this generation.
@djarddesengano5133
@djarddesengano5133 4 жыл бұрын
@@slookipos8907 =w=)👌
@InsanePigeon
@InsanePigeon 3 жыл бұрын
@@slookipos8907 don't mind me, just reminding you of furry discord ahegao.
@Fizhure
@Fizhure 4 жыл бұрын
*#19 on trending for gaming* Not so sure about that one, chief.
@EmKay
@EmKay 4 жыл бұрын
hello and welcome this is the PlayStation 5
@noba239
@noba239 4 жыл бұрын
r/gamephysics pls
@madiskorey
@madiskorey 4 жыл бұрын
R / s o f t w a r e g o r e
@NickCamokidVisneski
@NickCamokidVisneski 4 жыл бұрын
See: 2:26
@valhalla9021
@valhalla9021 3 жыл бұрын
@@EmKay this aged well now that the play station 5 is out
@Gxrlla
@Gxrlla 4 жыл бұрын
The way Damien says peepee makes me laugh everytime
@catman6552
@catman6552 4 жыл бұрын
Peey peey
@EmKay
@EmKay 4 жыл бұрын
a h a
@pokiieaus7984
@pokiieaus7984 4 жыл бұрын
@@EmKay ho u h u o
@somerandomtuber2506
@somerandomtuber2506 4 жыл бұрын
I like how Damien pronounced Hiroshima correctly then he mispronounced it
@cringe-kringledahorrible8902
@cringe-kringledahorrible8902 4 жыл бұрын
Should I like this?
@hemoglobing
@hemoglobing 4 жыл бұрын
@@cringe-kringledahorrible8902 no
@retroxvel4147
@retroxvel4147 4 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate the things Damien can do with his voice? Like the little impressions and funny voices he does while reading these are awesome, he'd be a cool voice actor
@Dogmuff1ns
@Dogmuff1ns 4 жыл бұрын
2:00 Hiroshima had a powerful military base and as for the second bomb the original target was Tokyo but the weather was to bad leading to a secondary location because the main point of both where to prove they had the power to turn everything to ash.
@sentinel7672
@sentinel7672 4 жыл бұрын
Basically this. Hiroshima was selected to send a message that the US could strike any target with impunity. Tokyo was picked because of its importance as the heart of the Japanese Empire, but Nagasaki was the secondary target due to the fact that it was a major industrial center. As insane and inconceivable as it is today, Hiroshima was meant to be a warning, while Nagasaki was meant to completely break the spirit of the Japanese people.
@nickkurzy2246
@nickkurzy2246 4 жыл бұрын
The primary target for the August 9th attack was Kokura, not Tokyo, as the capital was already suffering from a large number of conventional saturation bombing and firebombing raids. All three targets, Hiroshima, Kokura, and Nagasaki contained high value military targets, such as armories, headquarters, and marshalling yards, as well as industrial production centers, such as the Mitsubishi facilities in Hiroshima.
@ballsdeep6912
@ballsdeep6912 4 жыл бұрын
Sentinel there was another location but one of the Generals liked to visit the place I think it was like the place place with 1000 gates idk but they never nuked it in favor of the other two
@mr.nobody2191
@mr.nobody2191 4 жыл бұрын
@@ballsdeep6912 that general had his honeymoon there so he didn't have heart to order it firebombed
@zesovietonion4783
@zesovietonion4783 4 жыл бұрын
Cr3w IronWolf it was kyoto
@moysky8985
@moysky8985 4 жыл бұрын
0:34 what Pepa pig's dad looks like in real life Thanks for the like😀😀
@maceuniverse4125
@maceuniverse4125 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@acardi5899
@acardi5899 4 жыл бұрын
i was the 100th commebt
@jasmink3841
@jasmink3841 4 жыл бұрын
nOE
@DarkyMusicProduction
@DarkyMusicProduction 4 жыл бұрын
Peppa*
@OVO_Jay03
@OVO_Jay03 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t disrespect John pork like that
@atlas8838
@atlas8838 4 жыл бұрын
"People that walk fast are reported to be less happy" Me: 「MADE IN HEAVEN」
@boolzthedestroyeroflife9714
@boolzthedestroyeroflife9714 4 жыл бұрын
FEAR F: focus sash E: endeavor A: (quick) attack R: rattata
@Dragonemperess
@Dragonemperess 4 жыл бұрын
F**king Evil Annoying Rat
@Magisq
@Magisq 4 жыл бұрын
Never forget *double team*
@glados_gaming4170
@glados_gaming4170 4 жыл бұрын
Ratata used a burn heal
@emuwashere9229
@emuwashere9229 4 жыл бұрын
F*cking Evil Annoying Cottenne also exists
@feqbrony8989
@feqbrony8989 4 жыл бұрын
4:22
@Sod1ePop
@Sod1ePop 4 жыл бұрын
"he be rollin', is that something I said?" now you did I guess
@thelazyredpanda1668
@thelazyredpanda1668 4 жыл бұрын
Quote-ception
@EeveeRBL
@EeveeRBL 4 жыл бұрын
0:34 That sickened “Christ...” gets me every time
@President_Starscream
@President_Starscream 4 жыл бұрын
A giant alien robot walks into a bar. The bartender says "AAAAHHHHHH!" In unison with all the patrons.
@SabertoothedFrostbite
@SabertoothedFrostbite 4 жыл бұрын
this is bad comedy starscream
@President_Starscream
@President_Starscream 4 жыл бұрын
@@SabertoothedFrostbite *terrible flashbacks*
@AriTheMothQueen
@AriTheMothQueen 4 жыл бұрын
Bone hurting juice?
@SabertoothedFrostbite
@SabertoothedFrostbite 4 жыл бұрын
@@AriTheMothQueen it's a transformers joke, you'd have to watch the 1986 transformers movie to understand
@AriTheMothQueen
@AriTheMothQueen 4 жыл бұрын
@@SabertoothedFrostbite oh, im not a transformers fan :T
@ramz3293
@ramz3293 4 жыл бұрын
“Nah,I’m just not a fan “ should be a part of your merch
@anthonymazzola3605
@anthonymazzola3605 4 жыл бұрын
2:00 Hiroshima and Nagasaki where strategic industrial cities in South Japan which helped supply the IJN (the Japanese navy). The use of the bombs was a show of American strength to get the Japanese to understand what would happen if the Americans invaded. The geographical significance is also important as the Americans would have only been able to attempt a amphibious landing from the southern part of the Japanese home islands. Hope this helped.
@shadychandelure2602
@shadychandelure2602 4 жыл бұрын
Huh yea beat me to it by 6 months
@Quinnaka
@Quinnaka Жыл бұрын
I will forever see it as they destroyed 6 super boats we DROPPED THE SUN ON THEM TWICE.
@AshenAstra
@AshenAstra 4 жыл бұрын
“Was that something I said?” -Damien, 2020
@ARCtheCartoonMaster
@ARCtheCartoonMaster Ай бұрын
3:47 Still more tasteful than any time _The Simpsons_ jokes about self-unaliving.
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 жыл бұрын
Me: “Where are my puppies, John?” John Wick: “I’m taking care of them, got a problem?” Me: No, sir. You’re breathtaking.
@garethianguy5404
@garethianguy5404 4 жыл бұрын
I see you everywhere nigga
@leovaldez7183
@leovaldez7183 4 жыл бұрын
i fricken love Emkay, always a treat lol
@-howdy-4635
@-howdy-4635 4 жыл бұрын
my name is umar
@trustreds183
@trustreds183 4 жыл бұрын
You mean threat
@AzzyRiah
@AzzyRiah 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, he would make a fine fortune cookie
@EmKay
@EmKay 4 жыл бұрын
thanks lance. you can have little a emkay, as a treat
@leovaldez7183
@leovaldez7183 4 жыл бұрын
@@EmKay THIS IS WILD! I CANT BELIEVE I GOT A COMMENT! EmKay is my favorite late night content and the fact that i got a comment from the realest reddit channel (and hopefully Damien) is knarly and i cant wait to truly treat myself to a binge of Emkay! Much love, Yuh Boy, Lance
@lordofshades9852
@lordofshades9852 4 жыл бұрын
I think they chose Hiroshima because it had a lot of munitions plants
@jonahcullen5774
@jonahcullen5774 4 жыл бұрын
Angry Kirby yes
@lordofshades9852
@lordofshades9852 4 жыл бұрын
@@combatpig3435 now it's a crater
@moriskurth628
@moriskurth628 4 жыл бұрын
And Nagasaki was chosen because it was not only one of the largest ports in Japan, but also had extensive production facilities for war material, as well as shipyards. Tokyo and Kyoto were also considered, but ultimately discarded. The former (I think) because of its cultural and historic heritage, and the latter because killing the japanese Emperor, as well as the entire royal family, would likely just make the IJA and IJN fight even harder to avenge them. Which would make Operation Downfall (a full naval invasion of mainland Japan) necessary, and as the Battle of Okinawa had shown, that would have been a *horrifying* bloodbath for both sides. The japanese suffering casualties due to suicidal tactics (Kamikaze Forces and Banzai Charges) and the americans from fighting an extremely fanatical enemy that would rather throw themselves off cliffs or die in frontal assaults than surrendering (as, again, seen on Okinawa). Or short: Hiroshima - Had tons of factories and industry vital for the war effort. Nagasaki - Large Port important for supplying troops, and one of the largest japanese Shipyards.
@AnimeFan-wd5pq
@AnimeFan-wd5pq 4 жыл бұрын
Moris Kurth great history fact, but please use paragraphs
@steelbase7803
@steelbase7803 4 жыл бұрын
@@moriskurth628 I thought in the case of Hiroshima, they diredted to it the day of because weather wouldnt let them get to Tokyo
@dodgerwoods203
@dodgerwoods203 4 жыл бұрын
Doggo: where are my puppies johnathon John: umm...
@drontesmakor1983
@drontesmakor1983 4 жыл бұрын
0:20 John has some really nice nails there.
@funkkyno8058
@funkkyno8058 4 жыл бұрын
I believe the First target was too cloudy so They chose Hiroshima.
@bogkiller1839
@bogkiller1839 4 жыл бұрын
That is the reasoning, my grandfather flew a reconnaissance mission for the targets for the bomb, the first target had low visibility while Hiroshima had clear visibility for miles.
@metleon
@metleon 4 жыл бұрын
@@nobody7817 Also, they didn't want to hit Tokyo because they had already been firebombing it throughout the war. I think Kyoto was only spared because one general/official insisted on not destroying Japan's cultural hub.
@localextremist2839
@localextremist2839 4 жыл бұрын
@@metleon Tokyo was gonna be a target but if the nuke kills the government the Military would control and not surrender
@EmKay
@EmKay 4 жыл бұрын
i know this conversation is very intellectual but what about Cloudy With a Chance of Nuclear Warheads. please rate this comment on a scale from 1 to 10 sincerely, emkay hand
@mircea_ciobanu
@mircea_ciobanu 4 жыл бұрын
EmKay I’d give it a 3rd hand due to radiation poisoning out of 10
@fancypants9558
@fancypants9558 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like at the start of EmKay, Damien was like Ewwwwwwwwwwww at bad stuff But now he’s like *Y E S*
@A_C_E_13
@A_C_E_13 4 жыл бұрын
Category: Comedy #24 On Trending For Gaming *visible confusion*
@EmKay
@EmKay 4 жыл бұрын
get good
@chocolatemint1123
@chocolatemint1123 4 жыл бұрын
I have an iron deficiency and That was so funny I almost made and audible laugh, but then my family would know I’m awake
@cicero3895
@cicero3895 2 жыл бұрын
Came back and was smacked in the face with the queen joke lmao
@thecassualty
@thecassualty 2 жыл бұрын
Guess we’re f*cked…
@tl256
@tl256 4 жыл бұрын
The US choose to nuke Hiroshima since they wanted to show how powerful their new bomb was; Hiroshima was in better condition compared to other cities like Tokyo that had been fire bombed to rubble. Hiroshima was also picked because of its size and that a nuke could've wiped out all, if not most of the city.
@RyderDie47
@RyderDie47 2 жыл бұрын
4:37 omg I’m watching this the day the queen died
@SylarNichols72
@SylarNichols72 2 жыл бұрын
Literally was about to comment this, we're fucked
@HyperCat72
@HyperCat72 2 жыл бұрын
Time traveler here- WHAT EVER YOU DO, DO NOT MASTURBATE ON THE QUEENS GRAVE
@Lancey170
@Lancey170 4 жыл бұрын
They always post early in the morning, so that's the only reason I wake up this early.
@certifiedmonsterfucker
@certifiedmonsterfucker 4 жыл бұрын
*laughs in European*
@-howdy-4635
@-howdy-4635 4 жыл бұрын
my name is umar
@siri-ek7bo
@siri-ek7bo 4 жыл бұрын
0:20 Cursed:Where are my puppies John? CURSED:Where are "our" puppies John?
@asylumskp4391
@asylumskp4391 3 жыл бұрын
1:00 The employees who don't meet their daily quota
@vallenvillarreal9438
@vallenvillarreal9438 4 жыл бұрын
Me: *hears Damiens voice* Also Me: Phew
@snackalicious_2424
@snackalicious_2424 4 жыл бұрын
When your favorite KZbinr gets featured in EmKay: *happy screeches*
@NewSinns
@NewSinns 4 жыл бұрын
This video: *Trending on gaming* Me: *Visible Confusion*
@caboose3721
@caboose3721 4 жыл бұрын
2:00 according to what I found this is the answer "Should it be a city? Should it be a military installation? Should you be just displaying the bomb, without killing anybody?" These are questions that were yet to be decided, says Alex Wellerstein, a historian at the Stevens Institute of Technology. Wellerstein has devoted his career to studying nuclear weapons and the decision to use them. He says that in the spring of 1945, the military convened a target committee, a mix of officers and scientists, to decide where the bomb should fall. The minutes of this committee were declassified years ago - and they show it considered some far less deadly targets. The initial list included a remote military installation and Tokyo Bay, where the bomb would have been detonated as a demonstration. But the target committee decided those options wouldn't show the world the power of the new bomb. "They want people to understand that this is something different, and so picking a place that will showcase how different it is, is very important," Wellerstein says. This photo diagram shows the extent of the damage at Hiroshima. Shaded regions indicate the city's most devastated sectors. AP The committee settled on two "psychological" objectives of the first atomic bombing: to scare the Japanese into unconditional surrender and to impress upon the world the power of the new weapon. That second goal was especially important to the researchers choosing the target. The atomic bomb was still top secret, but the scientists had an even more frightening secret. Within a few years, they expected to have a "super-bomb": the hydrogen (or thermonuclear) bomb. At the time, they believed H-bombs on top of missiles could destroy the world. Physicist Edward Teller wasn't on the committee, but a letter he wrote sums up the anxiety of the bomb builders: "Our only hope is in getting the facts of our results before the people. This might help to convince everybody that the next war would be fatal. For this purpose actual combat use might even be the best thing." The target committee decided the A-bomb had to kill. At the time, American bombers were already firebombing many cities, killing tens of thousands. So, they decided this bomb would not just kill - it would do something biblical: One bomb, from one plane, would wipe a city off the map. It would be horrible. But they wanted it to be horrible, to end the war and to try to stop the future use of nuclear bombs. They chose Hiroshima. "Hiroshima is compact," Wellerstein says. "If you put a bomb like this in the middle of it, you end up destroying almost the entirety of the city." Also, Hiroshima was a real military target. There were factories and other facilities there. The Army estimated the bomb killed 70,000 to 80,000 people. The war ended. And did it make nuclear war unthinkable? "It did have that effect on the decades that followed," says Robert Norris, a longtime arms control advocate and fellow with the Federation of American Scientists who also studied the history of the first bombings. But Norris adds that thousands of bombs are still on alert, and the military still has war plans to use them. "What are the targets today?" he asks.
@Ms_Adi_wuz_here._.
@Ms_Adi_wuz_here._. Жыл бұрын
0:35 oh yeah this was when john pork wasn't a meme
@asyds
@asyds 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Damiens weight after he went on keto: *where we droppin bois?*
@blytzoharchived5728
@blytzoharchived5728 4 жыл бұрын
jon: Garfield, did you put your kittens in the juicer again. garfield: yes but in your orange juice
@averageperson1045
@averageperson1045 4 жыл бұрын
They picked Hiroshima because it had high military concetration. Nuking the capital(Tokyo) would be futile because most of the military is in Hiroshima. Same goes for Nagasaki.
@raychelbutterfield358
@raychelbutterfield358 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@DJscratchpiggy
@DJscratchpiggy 4 жыл бұрын
Tokyo had also been fire bombed to hell and they saw no point in destroying it more.
@absolutelyyousless7605
@absolutelyyousless7605 4 жыл бұрын
Plus they didn’t want to kill the Emperor, which was someone they could use to rule the country, & actually negotiate with, unlike the Military Junta.
@hayden925
@hayden925 4 жыл бұрын
Well actually they didn't originally choose Hiroshima, they first choose a different city, but Hiroshima was a target if something went wrong with the first city. But once the Enola Gay was over the first city, there was too little visibility so, the pilot flew to the next target in line, which was Hiroshima
@leslyoliva2555
@leslyoliva2555 4 жыл бұрын
Another reason they chose Hiroshima is because they wanted a city that had not suffered any damage at all so they could see the entire damage the bomb could make....😬😬
@Phentex2192
@Phentex2192 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for reading over my favorite sub-reddit so far. Blursed comments is as fun as shredding a target at the range and imagining it as a hated enemy.
@loganpickells8305
@loganpickells8305 4 жыл бұрын
For those who were wondering, the U.S. picked Hiroshima due to military targets and it’s compact size. The compact size would show the world the power of the bomb, destroying the entire city, and because there were factories and other facilities dedicated to military use. Nagasaki after that was similar, a large shipyard was there, and was where the Yamato class battleships were built. Sources are For Hiroshima: www.npr.org/2015/08/06/429433621/why-did-the-u-s-choose-hiroshima For Nagasaki, I don’t have the link, but search on KZbin Yamato battleships, simple history did a video on it and mentions that it was built in Nagasaki’s shipyards, and they walled off the entire shipyard to keep the Yamato a secret.
@thelunaticcultist5157
@thelunaticcultist5157 4 жыл бұрын
“The Hubble is on Earth.”
@EmKay
@EmKay 4 жыл бұрын
You will perish
@thelunaticcultist5157
@thelunaticcultist5157 4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Dice, don’t feel so good...
@theoriginaldrdust
@theoriginaldrdust 4 жыл бұрын
imsorryjon Garfield: Feed me the little dogs in the ice cream... JON Jon: *nope* *shoots imsorryjon Garfield* imsorryjon Garfield: I can't die Jon... (EDIT: Thanks for 71 likes!)
@OhMoonPresence
@OhMoonPresence 4 жыл бұрын
I am everything in this universe, Jon, to kill me would to be to kill oneself, Jon, but I can not allow my pet to die, you shall suffer for as long as I decide, Jon
@GreenGorilla12
@GreenGorilla12 4 жыл бұрын
69 likes _nice_
@diaryarts7005
@diaryarts7005 4 жыл бұрын
@@GreenGorilla12 im gonna ruin it just for that
@diaryarts7005
@diaryarts7005 4 жыл бұрын
@@hq1237 NEVER!!!
@aereonexapprentice7205
@aereonexapprentice7205 4 жыл бұрын
10:46 "A hundred people thought this review was helpful btw" *COMPLETELY MISSES 93 PEOPLE WHO FOUND IT FUNNY*
@confused177
@confused177 4 жыл бұрын
I went downstairs to get a cup of water and came back a changed man...with a cup of water
@UnusGoblinBeetle
@UnusGoblinBeetle 4 жыл бұрын
5:05 I'm pretty sure I know where that screenshot is from, am I the only one that knows where this is from
@Da_Cyclone
@Da_Cyclone 4 жыл бұрын
When you here him laugh I'm the intro. That's how you know it's going to be a good one
@gavinconover4962
@gavinconover4962 4 жыл бұрын
There is a netfliix documentary about why we nuked heroshima (like so damien can see)
@ceyrehb4166
@ceyrehb4166 4 жыл бұрын
11:07 Hmmm reminds me of something, looks soo familiar
@captainbusiness9130
@captainbusiness9130 4 жыл бұрын
Multporn
@AriTheMothQueen
@AriTheMothQueen 4 жыл бұрын
Mao mao?
@mystic2186
@mystic2186 4 жыл бұрын
@@AriTheMothQueen nope that not the one
@AriTheMothQueen
@AriTheMothQueen 4 жыл бұрын
@@mystic2186 darn... but it does kinda look like mao mao
@GIGILICIOUSO
@GIGILICIOUSO 4 жыл бұрын
I’m going to hell for laughing at the thumbnail.
@TheOGLime
@TheOGLime 4 жыл бұрын
4:25 The fact that you show children says something. Not something good, but something.
@Iazic
@Iazic 4 жыл бұрын
1:27 The profile pic tho
@ekwnsb5676
@ekwnsb5676 4 жыл бұрын
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@ekwnsb5676
@ekwnsb5676 4 жыл бұрын
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@AT-xs1ez
@AT-xs1ez 4 жыл бұрын
@@ekwnsb5676 take your time
@AT-xs1ez
@AT-xs1ez 4 жыл бұрын
@@ekwnsb5676 you know where this is going
@duchi882
@duchi882 4 жыл бұрын
The Big Bang was just Michael Bay directing the Universe
@_ruted
@_ruted 4 жыл бұрын
4:00 BRO THAT'S MY MEME YES I'M IN EMKAY NOW u/Rage_of_ores
@radnom_someone
@radnom_someone 4 жыл бұрын
Congrats i guess
@OhMoonPresence
@OhMoonPresence 4 жыл бұрын
Good job brother
@feelweirdinc89
@feelweirdinc89 4 жыл бұрын
Noice
@faolor6468
@faolor6468 4 жыл бұрын
Ahh i see you are subscribed to fit mc
@OhMoonPresence
@OhMoonPresence 4 жыл бұрын
@CrackedGrin K
@joanster612
@joanster612 4 жыл бұрын
when he did the laugh at 4:54 it sounded like the laugh from Thriller
@vortexsuperior984
@vortexsuperior984 4 жыл бұрын
Guy- try to one-up farts "Hehe, I can do it better!!!" Girls- try to one-up their looks. "OMG I got ot be the prettiest at the dance!" It's all about being better in their own way
@eddiescottg1128
@eddiescottg1128 4 жыл бұрын
“#44 ON TRENDING FOR GAMING” excuse me.
@cutestcreeper569
@cutestcreeper569 4 жыл бұрын
Girls with photoshop: omg im gonna make myself so pretty! Boys with photoshop: 0:35
@Sandy-yr7ud
@Sandy-yr7ud 4 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 38 trending but why did they make it "gaming" lol, been here since 120k keep it up :)
@CharizardMaster69
@CharizardMaster69 4 жыл бұрын
2:02 2 reasons: 1: It was a major manufacturing hub, 2: It was relatively untouched by other bombing raids
@anegidragon2275
@anegidragon2275 4 жыл бұрын
10:07 the Harry Potter theme song literally started playing at that exact moment
@Hellbrid
@Hellbrid 4 жыл бұрын
Leave my boy Ethan alone he's a good boy😂
@saddestcatboy
@saddestcatboy 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr **Unus annus intensifies**
@courtneymw
@courtneymw 4 жыл бұрын
poor ethan 😔
@roowut
@roowut 4 жыл бұрын
6:10 there’s nothing on a crash about Malaysian 103. Maybe they meant Malaysian 370? -person who cares about details
@can6y874
@can6y874 4 жыл бұрын
6:53 imagine how depressed the flash and sonic are
@makadise
@makadise 4 жыл бұрын
"The worst thing of moving faster than light is that you only live in shadows"
@Andy47357
@Andy47357 4 жыл бұрын
2:13 they picked it because it was an active naval harbor that wasn’t heavily damaged from the fire bombing, making for a great test site, intimidation factor post nuke, military strength reduction, and not heavily protected from bombers.
@mosessandoval4500
@mosessandoval4500 4 жыл бұрын
"Where are my puppies Jhon " oh they are in my pie
@nikolydordaniza335
@nikolydordaniza335 4 жыл бұрын
4:17 why's god verified? How?
@Hghgghg
@Hghgghg 4 жыл бұрын
He's a regular
@robenkhoury7079
@robenkhoury7079 4 жыл бұрын
@@Hghgghg ;)
@Hghgghg
@Hghgghg 4 жыл бұрын
@@robenkhoury7079 🤔😁
@kai_the_trans_guy7179
@kai_the_trans_guy7179 4 жыл бұрын
Sooo... ur telling me that at 4:27 Damien wasted opportunity to use hand that’s pointing at us???? ... that’s sad bro ....
@bvttew_miilk8793
@bvttew_miilk8793 4 жыл бұрын
As my grandmother once said: I may be 70 but farts will always be funny Love you grandma
@-koipond-3330
@-koipond-3330 4 жыл бұрын
0:35 *predators have frontal facing eyes*
@loozerdotcom
@loozerdotcom 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you. Now I'll never be able to sleep again 🙂
@madebycjoe
@madebycjoe 4 жыл бұрын
OH GOD JOHN HE'S NOT THE ICE CREAM NOOOOOOO
@KjeldHansenMadsen
@KjeldHansenMadsen 4 жыл бұрын
4:21 why did he ise Kids?
@marsbar1086
@marsbar1086 4 жыл бұрын
The dog one where it’s “John” is clearly a woman by her fingers*I THINK*
@MultiNaruto900
@MultiNaruto900 4 жыл бұрын
Damien: **Swears** Me: *YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!*
@games-galore9647
@games-galore9647 4 жыл бұрын
Jacksepticeye is a bloody legend
@joshuagaming7754
@joshuagaming7754 4 жыл бұрын
Hello friends I'd just like to say EmKay = God
@President_Starscream
@President_Starscream 4 жыл бұрын
I was god once, for a little while.
@perciusmandate
@perciusmandate 4 жыл бұрын
Internet justice warriors: "There was no reason to nuke Japan!" Millions of Japanese civilians who were projected to die if the US had launched a traditional ground invasion of mainland Japan: "Now wait just a ding dong doodilly there..."
@martian_2876
@martian_2876 4 жыл бұрын
Do r/imsorryjon or r/garfieldminusgarfield pls
@peeplocilo9018
@peeplocilo9018 4 жыл бұрын
This is probably one of emkays most crazy videos
@thekommunistkrusader3921
@thekommunistkrusader3921 4 жыл бұрын
The reason they picked Hiroshima and Nagasaki was because one of them had a major port for trade and economy and the other had a military base... A big one and the nukings were meant to demoralize the Japanese not to kill all of them
@Glizle
@Glizle 4 жыл бұрын
This amount of people love emkay | \/
@chulutheimposter5415
@chulutheimposter5415 4 жыл бұрын
2:19 Jacksepticeye is truely, a boss. *Am I right* ? Also I just wasted your time, have a good day!! >:)
@DhonkeyoMonke
@DhonkeyoMonke 4 жыл бұрын
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@superwhatevergamin9634
@superwhatevergamin9634 4 жыл бұрын
Why America nuked Hiroshima: The guys in charge severely underestimated how powerful it was. They wanted to set a message. They did. Twice. The second one was because it pissed off a lot of people, and they wouldn't calm down enough to surrender. The rogues fucked up. They quickly stopped after realizing America could continue the onslaught of nukes. They had quite the passion though. Yeah, not America's proudest moments in history.
@ihatemylife2647
@ihatemylife2647 4 жыл бұрын
you are my favorite KZbinr thanks EmKay
@Progamer1013
@Progamer1013 4 жыл бұрын
1:55 Fun Fact: One reason why Hiroshima was chosen was because one of the US Generals at the time went to Kyoto on vacation (Kyoto was the first target before Hiroshima), and said it was too beautiful to destroy.
@mlgquicksco
@mlgquicksco 4 жыл бұрын
👌 This is Emkay Hand Say Hello To Emkay Hand
@-icy-graffiti5145
@-icy-graffiti5145 4 жыл бұрын
First Person to view "no views" "8seconds ago" (edit) this is cringe but I love your vids keep it up
@Whatsthis4
@Whatsthis4 4 жыл бұрын
this is yes
@ScovGoldenShark
@ScovGoldenShark 4 жыл бұрын
They didn’t pick Hiroshima they didn’t see the target and Hiroshima was second so they were like Don’t see it Plan B? Edit 1 thx for the 1 like
@justapineapple6243
@justapineapple6243 4 жыл бұрын
Your laugh makes me happy, thank you
@emvixen9569
@emvixen9569 4 жыл бұрын
The vaseline on the motherboard is actually very necessary as its used for LN2 overclocking as a moisture barrier because otherwise you'd end up with condensation on the motherboard from such low temps
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