EMO BREAKUP: SEX, LIES, & GUYLINER

[@stormythompson]

I miss when KZbin was like this :(

[@dreamwishergirl]

youtube isn't the ssame. It's all about money now and not about the viewers. I've been on youtube since 2009.

[@lilbit314]

Stormy Thompson me too

[@laila1674]

Stormy Thompson same :(

[@MarriedToTheBestHusband]

We all do

[@riverk6285]

*cut to 2019* You're telling me

[@SuliMorce]

This is the most beautiful messed up short film ive ever seen!!! Bravo shane!!!

[@moonstone777]

6 years later, she's actually pregnant

[@nerdygurl73]

i was just thinking that!!

[@auroraanderson7388]

Leslie melo and she had her son tuesday this is crazy

[@larissapike3727]

Leslie melo hi

[@tmntaddict]

Probably many here were thinking that. Surreal and her son is a year old now!

[@MarriedToTheBestHusband]

Yuppp irony ensues

[@teckdeck703]

Was I the only one who thought she was gonna say she's a lesbian

[@xiamarabrooks8160]

No because the blond girl's lipstick was all smeared

[@lucaslucas191202]

Nope

[@liv1664]

+Xiamara Brooks it wasn't lipstick it was where the rope was on her when she was tied up

[@xiamarabrooks8160]

Olivia Goodfellow oh thanks :)

[@hannah5194]

I thought she was too

[@Julia-vr5fi]

when I saw the piano... I felt the strike of the g-note TRIGGERED

[@hendrike4813]

LITERAL EMO TRASH noo😭

[@mayistrokeyourglabella6582]

I DID THAT TOO

[@isilva0013]

I thought about it and it just made me laugh 😂

[@baylajoyce3631]

Noooooo😭😭😭

[@esmen292]

Omgggggg same

[@MisterMan795]

"I had to buy a pregnancy test..." "For your dad?" "No you idiot for me!" LMFAO

[@izabeldasilva7166]

😍

[@bellagriffith4902]

Is it just me or is Shane REALLY HOT as an emo

[@helloxlove294]

He's hot asf

[@user-tz3lj2hg5z]

Anabelle, you are not Emo!!!

[@bellagriffith4902]

i know i am not emo I'm just fabulous but he is just so hot he might even be hotter than normal as an emo

[@user-tz3lj2hg5z]

I'm really sorry Anabelle😳😳😳

[@mykaelaeuton3619]

Omg yes

[@alexryan9540]

I swear to God, this couple sits behind me in AP Calc.

[@Adrian_Martinez1261]

Alex Ryan That was probably me😂

[@bridgettesmith3262]

this is the funniest shit i’ve seen in these comments

[@kimberlybaragas5694]

"He even kissed her on the cheek- with *tongue*" Wut

[@tlove30531]

at least you still love me, right switchblade?

[@StarletaE]

Ok you may not know this song by lil peep , but switchblades, cocaine goth boy clique

[@StarletaE]

Sorry i had to

[@naiarahernandez8792]

shane looks so good as an emo

[@taleev1829]

Naiara Hernandez he went through an emo stage apparently

[@leahfrancis805]

He used to be an emo

[@Bciwasinlove]

lol it seems so weird to think this emo shane (who is hot by the way) is the same shane eating fast food these days

[@faithcortistv1840]

I wish Shane would go emo again

[@insanelycrazymsp6851]

+Faith Cortis ikr emo is so a go go

[@speccavlogs1092]

Yeah

[@theartistsside5205]

yeah ikr :(

[@shealreadydonehadherses]

I understand what you mean about Shane changing so much but don't you think since you grew up he decided that that's not the type of content that he wanted to create? And I understand how you might miss some of the things that maybe wanted you to subscribe, but if Shane is not happy making videos you won't be happy watching them! And this is exactly what he shows in the short film it gets worse, even if he goes a little out of hand in it.

[@mariadenise279]

it has been 6years when I first watched this video. I miss him as an emo guy.

[@Cxzmicc]

Now it's been 8 years since u commented this

[@subscribetomynewchannel7858]

Still a better love story then Twilight

[@blondieblondie12]

True

[@subscribetomynewchannel7858]

+Emma Dornan 😂😂👌👌

[@rachelrhone8483]

Rainbow Lollies

[@tmntaddict]

Just about anything is better.

[@purpul9718]

So true! Also am i the only one who checked the replies for angry Twilight fans?

[@brittbrittcupcake1235]

He'll never be able to play this character again for real because of his hair :(

[@esmen292]

There's wigs.........

[@GlamRockFurby]

I adore these old videos! They were a huge part of my teenage years! I still watch Shane to this day! ❤️❤️

[@KekeIrIsVaMp]

Next step.... Vagina!!!

[@alexsamuel5482]

Keely Adams *ME*

[@Gemini_Woman]

Maybe one day

[@niaraunderhill8556]

Did anyone think of the Green Day song "sex drugs and violence" when they saw the title

[@hannahwatkins870]

I did

[@rebelbelle1039]

You get a cookie

[@niaraunderhill8556]

thank you i appreciate it Gabby Garcia

[@adelaideo7390]

+niara underhill OMG same!

[@alessandraleigh9919]

+niara underhill I thought of Marilyn Manson and "this is the new shit"

[@sophiabillerman4952]

this is so weird to watch bc brittani's engaged and pregnant

[@Joekeegans]

Ikr

[@Mggsprstr]

+Anne B yes she's 24 weeks! :) having a boy

[@PorgWitch]

She like...like....she like is?!

[@RainbowBubbleSparkle]

OMG yeah I was just going to say that. XD

[@underman2972]

Yea lol

[@tori161999]

"It smells like fish in here. Have you been masturbating?.. That makes me SO HOT." ~Anyone else die at this part? XD~

[@CeCe-pr6mv]

I saw the comment when I at that part of the video

[@UghEmily]

YES Xd

[@billykappes]

Yea X

[@odalisrodriguez3233]

That part was fricken hilarious 😂😂😂

[@lakespranks8137]

Lol

[@lilyfield7059]

I'm I the only one who thinks they would actually be really cute together

[@kitcatthekawaiinerd9370]

nope! there super cute!

[@suepurcell931]

+KitCatTheKawaiiNerd me to

[@jasminebulluck5001]

nope

[@danniel5195]

Yes u r .... (Jk)

[@randomstuff5930]

nope

[@melodysandoval8246]

Shane : at least u still love me right switchblade Cat : meow (runs away and closes the door) 😹😹😹

[@victoriavasquez4911]

Actual footage of my cat

[@texasbutterflyluv4999]

Am I the only one that misses how close Shane use to be with Brittani? I feel like they use to be so much closer a couple of years ago and now we never see her in his videos and he only hangs out with Trish, Drew and Joey. Don't get me wrong I love all three but I can't help missing Brittani in Shane's videos! :(

[@luminoustorus548]

texasbutterflyluv now he only hangs out with Andrew Ryland Morgan and Garrett lol

[@avahamiton9437]

@@luminoustorus548 Now he only hangs out with problematic people like Jefree Star

[@jacksonmcnuggets7488]

After my sever clinical depression. This video makes me cry rather than laugh. I hope you are happy and blessed Shane. We love you so much

[@omeletrepairkit4824]

His emo ones always make me tear up cause of the music he chooses. It hits me hard

[@potatoes1747]

"Girl I kidnapped for you to torture later" Do you think eBae sells this kind of boyfriends?

[@hannahhaynes1010]

watching this in 2016 makes this look so old school and awkward.

[@dannydevito9514]

Don't worry we all are. Secretly 😂

[@julietedenrose420]

Hannah Haynes I'm watching this in 2017😂😂

[@mariahterrell3321]

Hannah Haynes try 2018😂👌🏼

[@Adrian_Martinez1261]

Even in 2018, almost 10 years later. This is weird to watch because Shane has really changed since 2009

[@kaitlynmckessy7146]

Hannah Haynes same.

[@whereami5044]

Omg the iPhone 3GS I still have that

[@ayloak291]

Same

[@LifeInPink999]

I had an 3G since it came up till iphone5... Never broke up (and if there is a god he would know that I dropped it hundreds of times). So the day I bought the iPhone5 and gave my still good working 3G to my mom it last only one week. She lost it... Idk why I'm telling this... Your comment made feel nostalgic. The first iPhones work better, The ones I had after never broke up like by dropping them but just broke up never lasted more than two years, buttery issues, memory issues, black screen. I think they do it on purpose so we will buy the next iPhone coming. may sound silly but I always say my iPhone is like the prolongation of my hand.

[@爪丨乙卂]

I’m rewatching this in 2018 and oh my god how much Shane has changed is unreal

[@PossessedByADinosaur]

Watching this again 9 years later in 2019 after the conspiracy video ❤️ I remember this like it was yesterday. Shane has grown so much

[@glub8158]

is it wrong this is my favorite movie. Either way better than twilight XD

[@glub8158]

***** ikr

[@megadick1356]

clockwork

[@glub8158]

+Mollie AJ yo

[@megadick1356]

love da name XD

[@megadick1356]

And should i watch twilight ppl say it good

[@stephaniev681]

This is basically like Alex and johnnys relationship im

[@milzandboo2000]

Oh my god

[@ierrose49]

I actually snorted

[@annie-mz8dr]

OMG HAHAHAHAHA

[@irisw7163]

HOLY SHIT IM BARELY HOLDING ONTO LIFE

[@hendrike4813]

Made my day😂

[@teenlioner6792]

And now she is actually pregnant

[@robertspencer4824]

Emo Shane is so hot

[@pmc8275]

anyone come here after watching his conspiracy part 2 video for nostalgia

[@sangitabhalla640]

She's pregnant for real now!!!

[@luckyduckxoxo218]

The running part was actually cute when she was having flashbacks

[@nessa6692]

Did anyone else notice he put his phone number in the description??!!!!

[@MrLuv4Lyrics]

Manessa Bardes No, he put his agent's phone number in the description.

[@VibratorPoliceisgod]

MrLuv4Lyrics He used to have his actual phone number on his website

[@allissamaddern1896]

I feel like this is going to be me and... wait... I forgot I'm going to die alone. Gosh dangit!

[@yeet7034]

Hey! Never say that! You'll find some one!

[@nancyklotz3300]

+CatLover101 ),: They're right.. #ForeverAlone. My life is sad with no one to love.

[@yeet7034]

I can name off people who love u and why your worth to be alivd

[@yeet7034]

Your friends! What would they do without u! Do you really want them to go through the pain of losing u? And imagine what your family would do with out u! They would be devastated! And me, what would I do if I didn't have a reason to write this, if I didn't care u wouldn't be reading this. Don't do suicide, there is so much to live for. Ur loved. I promise.

[@jennakelner3339]

+CatLover101 Bless ya!

[@TonyAndry]

Who's here after investigating conspiracy theories with Brittany's story?!

[@cammybear-x]

Antony Andry me

[@miraculousluminals2449]

Me

[@Anonymous-ev3rl]

when he sat on the piano i was expecting a g note

[@samimedeiros4998]

his fucking Myspace is linked in the description box. Rawr xD

[@ballisticmolly3243]

Geek Goddess

[@fabiolalopez2014]

Geek Goddess also his number

[@novoaziz]

This is the content I grew up with ! Awesome collabs, KZbin being fun and not competitive! I miss this!

[@rosejarld7048]

The pregnancy part was so sweet I cried

[@katie-sz7tk]

This is exactly the reaction Shane’s gonna have when Ryland tells him he’s pregnant

[@leahfrancis805]

Katie-Jo Blyth it’s not possible for Roland to get pregnant

[@katie-sz7tk]

Lil jam gacha lmao I know it was a joke

[@daydreambelievers100]

foreeshawdowinnnnnnggggg brittani is actually pregnant now ahahaha.

[@rubymcnamara4552]

plz make a third one!!!!!!! about how he is grown up and the story repeats but with a twist!!!!

[@Bjutyandsis_MSP]

Yeah!

[@rubymcnamara4552]

Thx for supporting my comment and plz check out my channel!

[@lookingforsanjunipero4542]

I remember watching this in high school, which partly feels like yesterday and partly a lifetime ago. Shane and Brittani have changed and grown so much right before our eyes, and I miss those years so much. It seems like I haven't changed at all; just gotten older with heaps of emotional baggage. I'm glad all of Shane's dreams have come true, and Brittani is enjoying being a mother. They're wonderful people and deserve all the happiness in the world. ❤

[@abbymedeiros916]

Ok first off where's the guyliner

[@syd9216]

on Shane's face

[@megancheryl7090]

omg shes like like like like pregnant

[@stickyshugar7102]

megan Cheryl “you’re like like like are”

[@stickyshugar7102]

DARN ME ENGLISH

[@326taylor]

Awwww the ending :)

[@CollieMoon]

hannah why emo

[@garg0yIe]

*talks like that cross dressing dude* I heard you're having lady troubles •H•

[@garg0yIe]

Blue night Slayer o yis

[@326taylor]

Lol

[@326taylor]

Yez

[@deadfall287]

What happened to the videos like this :(

[@Cheyluvsyou1]

Wish I could like this 4 billion times

[@vizx6032]

Shane... You are actually really good at making cute romance things!

[@RainbowDashMoreThanABrony]

Relationship goals ^_^

[@lexi2618]

I wish he still did stuff like this

[@mindyhardy1020]

I miss these types of videos

[@Decayingdopamine]

This is like my 2nd KZbin otp 😂 (after phan)

[@hannahlee72]

No matter how old this is, I still love it!! xD

[@leahfrancis805]

Hannah Lee she went through a really bad stage in her life with her boyfriend and her kid.....

[@yo-tm4ec]

I love how much time and effort went into these videos shane is my favorite youtuber

[@janecarley99]

Beautiful love story lol !!!! xD Have to admit.... Almost cried !!

[@hoorayfortaraneh]

OMG.. i did cry 1!!! lol tearz :,))

[@emoforlife6023]

Babies

[@janecarley99]

dnt b meen omg meeny xP

[@skylabean3374]

IKR

[@stacysmith5318]

I can't wait for the baby to become emo too

[@MsKylie6]

Brittani Actually looks really good like that

[@imdeadinside3861]

this video is offensive but I can't stop laughing because it's true

[@lexishultz2100]

Is it just me or was that highly disturbing and also very sweet?

[@mariezeller6768]

Emo charlie, razor blade and switch should collab!

[@oliverwilson7529]

They should

[@mckennahmiller5143]

YESSSSSS

[@am_seiko]

Make this fucking happen!!

[@leonievasa]

🎶Don't stop believin'🎶 💜

[@toribbit36]

*Shane you made me cry when he was actually happy to help raise his kid*

[@nyancolayla7454]

I literally play piano like that

[@tristanwilliams7104]

I cried seeing the last part because my mom or dad didn't help raise me

[@ramonagotgame1318]

Nice video I came from conspiracy theories his channel 2019 YAY

[@katie68148]

My favorite part was when after she told you she was pregnant and you smiled then told her the most heart-warming and sweetest thing in the whole world, well for emo people that is

[@samauger6403]

:') that was so AWESOME make a part 3 PPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE(please)

[@AceliaOkOfficial]

i miss these kind of videos

[@rachelbowers912]

It was at that moment brittani would actually be pregnant,6yrs later

[@OliviaBlaireW]

Dude,I grew up with Shane and Brittani and I still watch em after all those years

[@meghanrae78]

Why don't you do videos with her anymore? :-(

[@kirstenmalik2553]

Who else saw that he was wearing a Justin Beber top😜😜😜

[@livvyball1236]

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@kregslow167]

Who's here after Shane's conspiracy video

[@yolkybaby9039]

Who else is watching this during quarantine.

[@twistedshapeshifter]

holy crap its been 5 years since ive seen this o.O

[@arianatorres9252]

I’m like like like pregnant your like like like like are pregnant this is my favorite thing ever like legit

[@bunny-xn8nx]

yeah joanna reminds me of jack barakat....oh god

[@haleyanners6917]

Watching this again for the first time since 2011 😂😅❤

[@xxqueenxx1608]

Anyone else here from Shane's conspiracy series?

[@isoetes5569]

Your like, growing a person inside of you! I wanna like, rip your skin of and see it! LMFAO

[@tentaclelemon303]

8 years later. Shane has now got a fresh hair chop no guy liner and a nice boyfriend

[@luckyclover6323]

Awwww best emo couple ever! 🖤🖤🖤

[@laurenpomeroy3846]

can you imagine his friends faces when he asked them to play those weird characters.

[@therealobama462]

Who's watching in 2017

[@janekaily8668]

Shane really hot as an emo person

[@josiefrank8616]

You guys haven't aged at all haha love it. I was just in middle school when I started watching you!! Now I'm 22 and graduated from college. You've always been there Shane. When I think of youtube I think of you!

[@mikeyisntway8732]

Makeup is fuckin great for a guy... because.. it makes the guy look beautiful. And guys deserve to be beautiful

[@Scrapegoat]

No

[@datsimschick3806]

Oh my god... A Baby Shane/Brittani? That scares me...

[@l4k3n]

“That was my dad.” Ok I know it’s a skit but like I just died 🤢

[@jadecalkins7262]

Ya

[@albinosaur8567]

It’s crazy that up until like 2012 this humor was totally okay. Now, you’ll get water boarded

[@BloodrainTV23]

Still a better love story than twilight

[@nikki_912]

BloodrainTV _yeet_

[@daliax3663]

Who’s here after Shane’s conspiracy theory video

[@DotAPimp116]

KZbin will never be the same :(

[@albertopolanco3025]

I'm still watching your old videos in 2015