Emojis & Comedy Math | Don McMillan Comedy

[@NCF8710]

Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be

[@andrewbesso4257]

Chemist: The glass contains approximately 50% water, 39% nitrogen, and 11% oxygen by volume.

[@174zuke]

I have this on a coffee mug!

[@eastwing27]

Programmer: this glass is far from an overflow so we can add some more (adds water enough to fill 3 more glasses)

[@pansepot1490]

The joke is funny but no hydraulic engineer worth their salt would think that the glass is too big. If you dig a drainage canal just big enough you get a flooding every time there’s rainfall above the average. In my area we got a major flooding last year and we were painfully reminded of that.

[@corgi_dad]

@@pansepot1490 perfect!

[@jefftitterington7600]

I've come across some rules for working with engineers. 1) if they say "oops," run. They have either made a small mistake or there will be a very large explosion. 2) Do not tell an engineer that something can't be done. They will prove you wrong and might alter the fabric of reality. 3) Do not let an engineer get bored. (See rules 1 and 2 for consequences). 4) Do keep an engineer moderately busy - a content engineer is a safe engineer. 😊

[@jeepstergal12]

If you want to make a long story short, do not ask an engineer!

[@IamJustJ.]

Rule #5: Do not ask an engineer a technical question unless you expect a technical response. My CEO has yet to learn this one. He thinks he is asking a super great question. But gets bogged down by the answer the second sentence in. At the end of the 10 minute long explanation by the engineer, I still see the CEO's mental hourglass spinning. That's when I step up and say, "The short version of his answer: No, not at this time." CEO: "Oh!" Light bulb clicks on and the hourglass stops spinning. I've tried coaching these engineers. 4 years later, they're still making the same mistake. So, what I have learned is neither the CEO nor the developers have learned from consistently failing to communicate. I act as translator. Simplifying for the CEO and expanding the technical questions for the engineers.

[@markb7898]

I am an engineer but understand management and often have to act as a translator and run interference. It can be very funny at times.

[@Zipy54]

These rules work for me but im not an engineer! (though i do want to be)

[@jefftitterington7600]

@@Zipy54 we'll try to keep you moderately busy. 🤓

[@grussell76]

Give engineers an inch, and they will measure it.

[@bndlett8752]

Measure twice and only cut twice... because you were holding the ruler the wrong way. (This has happened to someone I know)

[@Cjbc1214]

😂

[@DieinnereStimme]

An inch is 25,4 millimeters, trust me i'm an engineer.

[@paulwest5402]

What are the tolerances on the measurement….

[@verabolton]

@@bndlett8752 But one inch is one inch on both ends of the ruler! 😳

[@theusher2893]

Q: How can you tell if an engineer has good social skills? A: He looks at other people's shoes.

[@PsychoSavager289]

KZbin + ADD = TikTok. That's it, you win the internet.

[@maia-ai2000]

IT SOO TRUE

[@javabeanz8549]

And then we have KZbin Shorts... trying to keep up with the TikTok Jones

[@dilvastak7351]

TikTok ctrl+c ctrl+v = YT shorts

[@jerseyjoyride1316]

​@@javabeanz8549Nah, if KZbin wanted to keep up with Tik Tok they'd have stupid and deadly challenges. "Hey kids let's show you how to steal a Kia!" 🤡

[@Call-me-Al]

KZbin + AD(H)D = KZbin on 2x video speed. Well, at least for videos where the timing doesn't matter. Like this I watched in 1x speed, because timing matters for comedy.

[@AntisocialRedNeckNerd]

As an engineer, I approve this message . .

[@AnthonyDentinger]

As an engineer, this message made me feel neutral 😐

[@DanTDMJace]

Yea

[@javaman8895]

I’m an engineer, what’s everyone laughing at?😂

[@ThomasNimmesgern]

They're laughing because their projects are finished?

[@randalbuhler9042]

😐

[@verabolton]

You don't look like an engineer 😐

[@davidjames6879]

Ever see Mylie Cyrus and Justin Bieber in the same place at the same time? ....Don just proved his point

[@tw4982]

My favorite engineering motto - "If you haven't done it twice, you haven't done it!"

[@LonelyTropicalFish]

Mine comes from Thomas Edison. "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

[@mxgirl918]

As the niece of an engineer I actually agree with the emojis 🤣 The one time my uncle is happy is when the project is finished and he gets paid!

[@venky193]

THE BEST thing I saw on KZbin today. As a fellow Engineer, I approve!!

[@dncprncss]

Careful when you ask an engineer a question. He may answer it.

[@tuan_ha]

That lady's laughter is contagious! Gotta love that

[@bubzilla6137]

The fact that Miley Cyrus played Hannah Montana makes this even funnier! She actually played a role where she was secretly two different people (Hannah Montana). 🤣😂

[@joakimmoller]

Have anyone seen Miley and Justin at the same time?...😮😊

[@KlingonPrincess]

Every single time my daughter watched "Hannah Montana" I'd tell her, "That's Miley Cyrus!" Then crack up hysterically. I'm easily amused 😁

[@jamesmcinnis208]

"actually"

[@svetluskamcz]

That was first thing that crossed my mind as well..lol

[@stevebot]

You make PowerPoint fun.

[@GaudyMarko]

I'm a software engineer. The project being finished just means now we have to spend the next decade or so supporting it with bug fixes, feature requests and compatibility with newer technology.

[@sutediheriyonoBaladMaUng]

Software Eng.: building unreality but paid reality. Civil Eng.: building reality and they paid unreality (10% from the project sometime not enought for corrupt govt..), and half years after get paid the building "unreal" (collaps).

[@GlobalWarmingFraud]

I love this...😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

[@melodymonger]

😐😐👏

[@randomgrinn]

Our company now has Sales Engineers. Pretty sure my next meal will be served by a Waitress Engineer.

[@LegorocketsAnimation]

nah, the food is served by product delivery specialists, engineers would have to be paid more

[@raumich]

You are SOOOOO funny. Love your humor. Greetings from Germany.

[@LowellBoggs]

This is really fun. Thank you for the smile on my face❤

[@fictionfan0]

Twitter - Internet = Junior High I think that's giving them too much credit, but whatever, I'm not writing these jokes.

[@ThomasNimmesgern]

So it's Twitter - Internet = Mental Asylum

[@kate4121]

The emojis for engineers are the same ones I’d use for Alan Ladd, the actor. Ever watch his movies? His happy face is the same as his sad face as his shocked face….

[@dncprncss]

Love engineers! They literally take us to the moon and back!

[@mariabirdlady3626]

Aaaaaaaa !!!!!! Dr. Evil !!!!!

[@raffriff42]

This makes me so happy 😐

[@EleanorPeterson]

I see what you did there... So, your Comment is finished? Let's party like it's 20.2427933016😶

[@CeciliaKronvall]

Best comment!😂

[@martinlemke4440]

That was a goo one: Dr. Evil and Jeff Amazon 🤣

[@kathleenkalman4796]

My dad was an engineer. I Way got some of it. When I'm having a really good aerobic exercise walking or biking I go straight into math mode. I can figure out in my head, "okay if I go this fast for the remainder, my average will be that much but if I...."..you get it😂

[@mackenzieneal1660]

Why couldn't we have funny engineers like this at my work?

[@yesemitesam333]

Engineering students at university - learning more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.

[@ldbarthel]

Awesome set!

[@NetheriteBunny]

hilarious :DDD

[@suevillarreal9315]

New subscriber here! This is hilarious and so clever! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RDCST]

And the rocket looks like a giant Willie.😂

[@MrPzyt]

Yes. It even works similarly. Propels humanity into new territories.

[@mjtunstall1976]

im a mechanical engineer and he is right about the emotions!!

[@gypsybelle4757]

This is genius!😂😂Sharing with my chemical engineer sister.

[@davetdowell]

As an engineer I can confirm his emoji layout is accurate.

[@remconoordermeer7015]

You caused an engineer to laugh. You, sir, are… well, not a genius, but a very good comedian. Just take the compliment, don’t overthink it. 😐

[@robinlinton0]

Hilarious!

[@internetopinion3043]

I throught he was going to say AARP + Internet = Facebook

[@Weirdream.s]

Lol this is wonderful 😂😂

[@leeboriack8054]

He is brilliant!

[@mattsvids0120]

Twitter (now X) is no longer junior high It is elementary school!! (As far as IQ goes)

[@joe125ful]

Dr.Evil:):)

[@andsviat]

Oh, man. You broke my face.

[@kexcz8276]

Man, I dunno about the math... 😂💀. I thought that I went to study to become engineer because I can't do it, because If I could, then I would become a mathematician no? 😂

[@LegorocketsAnimation]

I thought engineers knew how to do math, but mathematicians liked to do math.

[@kexcz8276]

@@LegorocketsAnimation or... Btw, had practically completed all math at this point in my studies, and the worst math was perhaps in math 1, where they were putting up nasty integrals (finishing as arctg, with perpasrtes, partial fractions, substitution, etc...), and differential equations in math 2, but there were already mateices, which were quite easy, and in math 3, it is all about double and triple integrals, but because they take longer to calculate, they don't put any hard functions in it, only easy ones, so yeah...

[@NishanSaliya]

I love this clip

[@mattsvids0120]

I have ADHD and I approve that joke!! (The KZbin plus ADD =TikTok)

[@roadrunner5319]

Hey Don! George your old Menlo Park roomate. Comedy Math - Humor = Graduate School. Hah! lookit I did one!

[@lux_fero]

Yea this rocket kinda looks like...

[@CenturionKenshin]

Best form for many engineering solutions :)

[@Zipy54]

Its the strongest shape, better than trusses!

[@LegorocketsAnimation]

You might want to watch Scott Manley's video on it. He explains why it looks that way.

[@davidscott9572]

Engineers people who come up with complicated solutions to a simple problem and create 2 problems bigger than the one they solved.

[@GreenSteedaGT]

Dick Van Dyke's long lost brother.

[@alex16cole]

Genius again

[@criticalalfredo707]

seems engineers and medical professionals had the same emoji preferences

[@mikekungfull]

So according to math rules: if Twitter - Internet = Junior High school, so Twitter + Junior High School = Internet?

[@catlovingtrio]

Actually, Junior High School cafeteria is not Twitter minus internet, because there aren't enough terrible political takes in JHS.

[@Darequin]

I’m amazed by how his style looks like Tommy Cooper. I mean, Don’s set of themes and the character he created is different but the punchlines, gestures and mimics are like a copy of Cooper. I am not trying to critisiZe or anything; because the result is amazing.

[@MichaelJones-ci6hq]

Lol 😂

[@JonnyKing_27]

hes an engineer (Don McMillan engineers emotions joke reference if no one gets it)

[@bethwood765]

I’m an engineer. I can relate. 😐

[@useruser6240]

Based😐

[@ВиталийАлександров-б9у]

This guy looks like soviet engineer, trust me, my grandfather and uncle were. What the hell, is it international?!

[@eldonhoward7925]

🤣🤣🤣

[@warmongerel9743]

As an industrial mechanic, when I take over the world, Engineers are going to be the first ones up against the wall. Fixing things that you designed and never gave a single thought about how anyone was supposed to repair those things has made my job miserable for decades. And pro tip: More complicated is rarely better. Especially when its only purpose is to impress your fellow Engineers with how much smarter you are than them. It will be funny when you start telling the firing squad how much more efficient it would be to have the rifles...BANG!

[@YourThermalWorld]

The difference between an Engineer and a technician: A technician knows what to do. An Engineer knows how to get out of doing it.

[@Xiy114]

A line from an engineering joke at the end "imagine a spherical had," in response to a horse owner hiring an engineer to make his horse faster

[@mattsvids0120]

Justin Cyrus and Miley Bieber same person!!

[@heatherwallace3397]

That’s my hubby alright

[@TheAmos1]

😆😆😆

[@drydogg]

Anyone ever notice that you never saw Michael and Janet in the same room at the same time? Same thing Miley and Justin.

[@logmanoriginal]

😐

[@josephglatz25]

Well, Jeff Bezos does have a big shiny rocket that looks like someone's Johnson.

[@rochrich1223]

Tesla + cologne = Testos-cologne

[@donepearce]

He's funny enough that doesn't need to inject so much desperation into his act.

[@aldob5681]

5 seconds to get the elon musk....

[@sharit7970]

Elon Musk deserved that joke...

[@BillyViBritannia]

Its funny because I recognized Justin Bieber even with all that makeup.

[@jeanyonsei2318]

So funny 😐.

[@dougsmith747]

😐😐😐😐😐

[@LosPeregrinosdeCamino]

Dude, you're so good in making people laugh, you should quit your day job :-|

[@vdgjolly]

Is it possible that the writer of the TV show "The Big Bang Theory" were inspired (a lot) by you, Mr McMillan?

[@NotSteveCook]

No, because Don is funny

[@BaneLoki]

Need a set of emojis for the timeline of a project… 😐😐😐😳🥺😱😤😭🥹🤪🫠😵‍💫🤢🤮😐😐😁

[@hans_____]

😐

[@aasdfbbasdf2185]

😐