Emotional Damage: Asian Parent Punishments 3

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Steven He

Steven He

Жыл бұрын

Welcome to my therapy session. Made this for homework.
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@krishnaharsham2518
@krishnaharsham2518 Жыл бұрын
The part where steven thinks about all the tasks he was asked to do but forget the important one, it is so relatable.
@magdolyn
@magdolyn Жыл бұрын
He even remembered the chicken this time!
@khuedinhvan1986
@khuedinhvan1986 Жыл бұрын
ok
@siin9522
@siin9522 Жыл бұрын
*FUNNY FOOTAGE STEVEN BLOWING UP AN ORPHANAGE:* kzbin.info/www/bejne/m6DCfaSDaKiZi9U
@abigailn8704
@abigailn8704 Жыл бұрын
Forgot to cook the rice tho
@saltysergeant4284
@saltysergeant4284 Жыл бұрын
That always sucks. Do 5 things but forget the only thing they actually asked for us to to....and they always complain, instead of saying, "Oh, it's ok, you did enough today. Just take care of it tomorrow. Good work, son!", they say something like, "get out of my house, son, you're almost 40.". Ingrates!
@ac8844
@ac8844 Жыл бұрын
As an IRL psychologist, I cannot tell you how many times EMOTIONAL DAMAGE pops into my head during sessions!
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
oh my hahahah the more I picture that the funnier it gets
@ac8844
@ac8844 Жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe It's real! I have actually had to say emotional damage in session while forcing myself not to say it the way you do. Might make a good skit!
@Fizz-Pop
@Fizz-Pop Жыл бұрын
@@ac8844 "Why are you laughing? This has ruined my life"... Steven He is such a legend...oh oh shit sorry. You ever been told the tale of the KZbins? :D
@ac8844
@ac8844 Жыл бұрын
@@Fizz-Pop the struggle is real!
@theclown3967
@theclown3967 Жыл бұрын
Bro that's your entire profession
@DashingSteel
@DashingSteel Жыл бұрын
Steven neglected to mention one thing on the Example lesson: the ridiculous nature of your examples if you do them right might be so strong that your failure might raise an objection despite knowing it's a trap. This allows you to spring an "are you talking back to me?!" trap discussed in previous episodes of Failure Management or even use The Slipper to apply double or even triple the amount of E MO TIO NAL DA MAGE Essentially, it's a luring technique to set up a series of blows, rather than a standalone move if you use it properly.
@NotJohnnyTamale
@NotJohnnyTamale Жыл бұрын
Steven also forgot to mention the go to bed issue. In this scenario, you make your failure believe they messed up so bad, they want to just kill you and contemplate the ways to do so. This often gets paired with the "Stop crying or I will give you a reason to do so" and the Crying in silence.
@sweetunicorn623
@sweetunicorn623 Жыл бұрын
@@NotJohnnyTamale fax
@davidyu6951
@davidyu6951 Жыл бұрын
That is correct 😊
@harshit6045
@harshit6045 Жыл бұрын
Asian dad spotted...
@monkeybusiness673
@monkeybusiness673 Жыл бұрын
I've heard about this ancient technique. I believe it was referred to as the "Send them to Jesus!"
@jenna2720
@jenna2720 Жыл бұрын
Omg, yes! Cold water! I remember being a kid in the middle of summer and asking for a glass of cold water from my grandma. She asked me if I wanted to get pneumonia and die. Ah, good times.
@thesaviorofsouls5210
@thesaviorofsouls5210 Жыл бұрын
"Who wont you have some HOT TEA?" Yes thank you :(
@quirogatnonerrat3214
@quirogatnonerrat3214 Жыл бұрын
My greatgrandfather died like that. Working in the hot summer and drank cold water and got pneumonia. In those times it wasn't treatable in Romania, so he died 😔 left my great grandmother all alone.
@galreserve2322
@galreserve2322 Жыл бұрын
@@quirogatnonerrat3214 So, parents telling useful things someday, huh?
@lennysmileyface
@lennysmileyface 10 ай бұрын
@@quirogatnonerrat3214 Unless he inhaled the water I think he probably got the pneumonia from something else lol
@bigbird4481
@bigbird4481 Жыл бұрын
Bro that panic of trying to get the chore done as fast as possible before you get in trouble is portrayed beautifully
@bigbird4481
@bigbird4481 Жыл бұрын
@Steven Не 🅥 I like how my notifications for this bot was the odd ones out, but has changed I suppose the owner of the channel forgot to change it
@Suraito81586
@Suraito81586 Жыл бұрын
Me: hears my parents walking with heavy thudding footsteps right outside.... Also Me: i'm screwed
@sparklysuika
@sparklysuika Жыл бұрын
I do that every day
@watchmeimflying
@watchmeimflying Жыл бұрын
I like that Steven’s dad doesn’t even bother referring to your child as a child and skips straight to failure
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
hahaaaaaa facts
@dmanslovesCOB
@dmanslovesCOB Жыл бұрын
Its because if your watching the video you already have a failure lol
@pearl2917
@pearl2917 Жыл бұрын
IKR, Halo this is my failure he does calculus but is three BEAT THAT!
@raes9374
@raes9374 Жыл бұрын
Failures must be referred to as 'failure' unless your parents are bragging about you to other family members.
@siin9522
@siin9522 Жыл бұрын
*FUNNY FOOTAGE STEVEN BLOWING UP AN ORPHANAGE:* kzbin.info/www/bejne/m6DCfaSDaKiZi9U
@papertowel101
@papertowel101 Жыл бұрын
As a white boy with Asian parents I have dozens of emotion damage and this is very true, they had to walk up and down the hill, swim on land walk on water to go to school at my age
@stringfellowbalk2654
@stringfellowbalk2654 Жыл бұрын
???
@papertowel101
@papertowel101 Жыл бұрын
@@stringfellowbalk2654 you wouldn't understand the lengths they had to go to have a decent education
@digiton115
@digiton115 Жыл бұрын
Lol same as my parent but they tell other kid out there do as you said to go to school. They said...I'm lucky enough to get a good school, so my parent want me to get A+ to paid for their effort. Damn, i'm scared to swim on land😂
@papertowel101
@papertowel101 Жыл бұрын
@@digiton115 another person to share my trauma with
@rainymornings
@rainymornings Жыл бұрын
Sorry I have to ask... how does a white person have Asian parents? What's your story?
@bernhardvonbarret1729
@bernhardvonbarret1729 Жыл бұрын
this might seem a joke, but I have seen this IRL, and it is scary how accurate this is...
@Banana-cc5rx
@Banana-cc5rx Жыл бұрын
gaslighting, technique old as time existed in asian culture
@marissasue319
@marissasue319 2 ай бұрын
Toxicity
@GT_Gaming5555
@GT_Gaming5555 Жыл бұрын
I was about to eat some food but then my parents told me they knew a kid who ate food who got attacked by a cat and now lives with a family of geese. Thanks, Steven.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
HGAHAHAHAA
@thatmadlad5381
@thatmadlad5381 Жыл бұрын
Ah I remember too when i was about to sleep when my mom told me when my cousin slept, the next day, he no longer breathe... .
@_Porsha__
@_Porsha__ Жыл бұрын
@@thatmadlad5381 AYO WHAT?
@amaduck2132
@amaduck2132 Жыл бұрын
@@thatmadlad5381 bruh what
@huss2891
@huss2891 Жыл бұрын
Who's here before this blows up
@ST0NE_206
@ST0NE_206 Жыл бұрын
This is what they need to teach us in school. The discipline of Emotional Damage must last throughout adulthood!
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
This would be the advanced level
@Hittzo
@Hittzo Жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe ok
@drchicken2477
@drchicken2477 Жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe I'm sorry, did I just hear you coining the term "failure-let"?
@chillinnn11
@chillinnn11 Жыл бұрын
What floor is that building that the fear of getting wrecked by a car seemed feasable
@drchicken2477
@drchicken2477 Жыл бұрын
@@chillinnn11 13th
@norikotakaya14292
@norikotakaya14292 Жыл бұрын
I had a Vietnamese friend growing up and I swear to God this is what it was like at his house. And when I visited my friend, it didn't matter if I was white, I got the same treatment as if I was part of the family. I still talk to my old friend to this day and he's got his own kids to torment now.
@SS-L.O.T.O.
@SS-L.O.T.O. Жыл бұрын
I still remember the call from my dad as soon as I walked in from school like he knew exactly when we walked in the house. Would pick up the phone and get "the house better ve clean and laundry better be done by time I'm home" he didn't have to threaten anything because you knew if it wasn't done there would be hell to pay. Shit even my friends were scared of my dad , guy can look at you and send chills down your spine. He's softer now but it took over 30 years to break him even a little.
@98765432123456781000
@98765432123456781000 Жыл бұрын
He's not softer, he's just getting you to let your guard down for maximum emotional damage.
@marissasue319
@marissasue319 2 ай бұрын
​@@98765432123456781000lol
@user-nt7xt5lt3d
@user-nt7xt5lt3d Жыл бұрын
As an Asian teenager with Asian parents, I'm telling you guys, these are pretty dang accurate lol
@sidslime5323
@sidslime5323 Жыл бұрын
Even though he looks like rick astley
@JesusisLOVEJohn-
@JesusisLOVEJohn- Жыл бұрын
Im so glad I'm white, wait that came off wrong...😳
@bobochong9827
@bobochong9827 Жыл бұрын
Pretty normal
@aliagboatwalla8408
@aliagboatwalla8408 Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@kochy8535
@kochy8535 Жыл бұрын
It’s Not just Asians
@ragluvsmusic
@ragluvsmusic Жыл бұрын
😂 I loved when the Father walks in and says: “smells like minimum wage”😂
@tamnguyen-bl7jf
@tamnguyen-bl7jf Жыл бұрын
ok
@martinweiss2955
@martinweiss2955 Жыл бұрын
Nguyen was triggered. Poor thing. I worked for minimum wage once, also walked to work 20 miles, on one foot covered in thumbtacks, downhill both ways[physics was not invented yet] my other foot was bankrupt from my failed business.
@mr.regular589
@mr.regular589 Жыл бұрын
@@martinweiss2955 Ah you think YOU had it bad? Where I worked, we got lower wage than a guy working at MacDonald's. I had to work 100 miles WHILE doing homework at the same time with my right arm, my left arm was broken from fighting a grizzly bear. I walked all 100 miles on one foot, while my other foot was working at Canadian Tires. And I had to work EVERY DAY, no day off, no breaks to use bathroom, no breaks to eat lunch. I had to stand the whole time because sitting wasn't invented yet. And I uh, I did it when I was 5 >:).
@martinweiss2955
@martinweiss2955 Жыл бұрын
@Mr. Regular oh that seems stressful. My business was selling beaver pelts and meat on the QEW. This was before science existed so I had to invent the beaver by breeding cats with giant mice, birch bark and twine. I died twice by the black plague. Bathroom? Back then it was illegal to use a bathroom. I had to hire Lewis and Clark to direct me over the great lakes, where I swam 75 miles south into the United States, while being shot at with muskets.
@__Ramen__
@__Ramen__ Жыл бұрын
@@martinweiss2955 um
@MM-vq2bv
@MM-vq2bv Жыл бұрын
I can watch the same skit over and over. Always laughing!! You truly deserve your own show!!
@azraftaf4004
@azraftaf4004 Жыл бұрын
As a person who has a Asian parents, I can confirm this is 100% percent real.
@sceatssketches
@sceatssketches Жыл бұрын
Big congratulations to Steven's dad for being promoted from professional Asian Dad... to Professional Asian.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAA
@MTF.TAU5..Bob.
@MTF.TAU5..Bob. Жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe then promoted to Drill Sergeant Professional Asian Dad First Class
@sceatssketches
@sceatssketches Жыл бұрын
@@MTF.TAU5..Bob. Haha! Then 5-star Brigadier General of Emotional Damage
@noahruelos2444
@noahruelos2444 Жыл бұрын
I don’t care beast
@TheGamerTube07
@TheGamerTube07 Жыл бұрын
Then promoted to just "Professional", next ". ".👍🏻
@Haladmer
@Haladmer Жыл бұрын
When I was in high school, I became friends with a transfer student from HK.. Can confirm, this training is channeling his grandfather's spirit! That man's Failure Management (Emotional Damage) skills were on point... he was so skilled, even unassociated people 5 blocks away started to learn the piano! I still have flashbacks of the over the top stories. Like this one time I went to go get my friend so we could hang out with our friends, and his grandfather told this story of how he had to hunt white tigers, in the winter at night, while carrying multiple buckets of water for his small village from a river 15km away... and as a reward, he was allowed to stop at the local hardware store to work for money to buy the monthly sacks of rice for the family (which also had to be carried with everything else) To this day, I still feel like I'm not doing nearly enough for my family/friends whenever I want to go do something unproductive... lol
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
Hunting white tigers😂
@Haladmer
@Haladmer Жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe lol, yeah, I was impressed by his ability to always find a way to go just that little bit further :D He was a great man with a fantastic (and often sharp) sense of humor, and I think he'd love the work you do here!
@prasannavarathan6714
@prasannavarathan6714 Жыл бұрын
Story time…
@siin9522
@siin9522 Жыл бұрын
*FUNNY FOOTAGE STEVEN BLOWING UP AN ORPHANAGE:* kzbin.info/www/bejne/m6DCfaSDaKiZi9U
@gillam1510
@gillam1510 Жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe emotional damage
@CJODell12
@CJODell12 6 ай бұрын
Steven is one of the few comedians I’ve seen that never gets stale to watch.
@thefoxandthelynx
@thefoxandthelynx Жыл бұрын
As a fellow asian… this episode in particular was loaded with PTSD reminders. Thank you!!😢
@SpaceMonkeyBoi
@SpaceMonkeyBoi Жыл бұрын
As a man that doesn't have Asian parents, I can confirm that this is real.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
HAHA
@geeked24-7
@geeked24-7 Жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe lmao fr
@wushdy
@wushdy Жыл бұрын
yup
@Dinohunter-dh6go
@Dinohunter-dh6go Жыл бұрын
Yep
@Mary_OTT
@Mary_OTT Жыл бұрын
As someone who Does have Asian parents, I too can confirm that this is real.
@allnighter_boy8850
@allnighter_boy8850 Жыл бұрын
The montages of Steven trying to do the chore, like the “ITS STILL WET” always kill me.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
I can tell it's happened to you before
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 Жыл бұрын
That one is EASY! You mostly unplug the dryer so that there is no electrical connection and the slightest bump will make the plug fall to the floor. "Must have been vibrations?!" - Hypothetically, of course. (/wink)
@NickyHendriks
@NickyHendriks Жыл бұрын
@@MonkeyJedi99 and then you get whooped because you didn't fix the dryer. 😂
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 Жыл бұрын
@@NickyHendriks Yeah...
@uzumazin5099
@uzumazin5099 Жыл бұрын
@Beast 😈 x2 “Banger” sounds like “FAILURE” to me.
@kimberlylamantia7794
@kimberlylamantia7794 7 ай бұрын
The jug of laundry soap in the washer got me rolling 🤣
@Boringspy
@Boringspy Жыл бұрын
The feeling of dread you feel when you hear the garage door open and you know you still have work to do. Nothing else compares
@wonkeralien0559
@wonkeralien0559 Жыл бұрын
I’m glad I can make my day better by watching Steven He.
@Chkprofilename
@Chkprofilename Жыл бұрын
Fr
@helloppl2308
@helloppl2308 Жыл бұрын
Already a Steven like
@soniplayboi8418
@soniplayboi8418 Жыл бұрын
@@Chkprofilename bro this is so convincing I swear to god!
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
You make my whole day by being here
@wonkeralien0559
@wonkeralien0559 Жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe feelings mutual
@SoniasWay
@SoniasWay Жыл бұрын
Thanks to Steven for healing my Emotional Damage with his sense of humor
@Chkprofilename
@Chkprofilename Жыл бұрын
Fax
@nathanfalcone4859
@nathanfalcone4859 Жыл бұрын
True
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
welcome to your therapy class hahah
@Hittzo
@Hittzo Жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe ok
@fut_xeditz
@fut_xeditz Жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe I love how you always pause every time you talk 😂
@micahplays4939
@micahplays4939 Жыл бұрын
1:04 GENIUUUUSSSS
@DoggosAndJiuJitsu
@DoggosAndJiuJitsu 11 ай бұрын
You're killing it, Steven. My kid called you the emotion damage guy the other day, which is great because it's time to employ your parenting techniques. At 9, I think he'll understand enough for it to be effective.
@aguyjr
@aguyjr Жыл бұрын
The thumbnail design of Steven's father's collected self, while Steven is breaking stuff in the corner is a thing of art
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
That photo just made me laugh without any context
@truongnguyenhongnhat6590
@truongnguyenhongnhat6590 Жыл бұрын
ok
@duchuynhvuong1733
@duchuynhvuong1733 Жыл бұрын
ok
@DesiredDvalin
@DesiredDvalin Жыл бұрын
Whenever we feel like a failure, steven he brings us content for us to watch.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAAA failures together STRONG
@annainspain5176
@annainspain5176 Жыл бұрын
And then we KNOW we're a failure.
@Nudge01210
@Nudge01210 Жыл бұрын
@@annainspain5176 COMMUNIST MODE YEAH BABY
@annainspain5176
@annainspain5176 Жыл бұрын
@@Nudge01210 Lie down, Nurse will bring your meds soon.
@UnbreakablePickaxe
@UnbreakablePickaxe Жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe failures together failures
@melonie_1510
@melonie_1510 Жыл бұрын
Steven He's dad should start a Masterclass in Failure Management. I would pay to learn the Art of Failure Punishing
@spec_tr763
@spec_tr763 Жыл бұрын
you already know he gonna be the best father
@isaacflowers4325
@isaacflowers4325 Жыл бұрын
"How to cause emotional damage, without even being in the room". This guy makes the best content ever!
@Chkprofilename
@Chkprofilename Жыл бұрын
Fax
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
You can feel the trauma behind these skits hahaha
@Hittzo
@Hittzo Жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe ok
@derekshen2844
@derekshen2844 Жыл бұрын
Too true ha ha
@mohamedscontent7777
@mohamedscontent7777 Жыл бұрын
@Beast 😈 x2 shut up bot
@lynzzyr
@lynzzyr Жыл бұрын
You know, Steven is still inevitably learning from his dad - he can whoop that washing machine just like his dad does.
@thomasward6022
@thomasward6022 Жыл бұрын
The ol 1, 2
@vikstar123.4
@vikstar123.4 Жыл бұрын
*LINK TO THE CLIP ON HOW TO GROW TALLER:* kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6vcaoKrhLR-i5Y
@baldsybomb7545
@baldsybomb7545 Жыл бұрын
@@vikstar123.4 Are you the real vik?
@baldsybomb7545
@baldsybomb7545 Жыл бұрын
Nvm ur not
@siin9522
@siin9522 Жыл бұрын
*FUNNY FOOTAGE STEVEN BLOWING UP AN ORPHANAGE:* kzbin.info/www/bejne/m6DCfaSDaKiZi9U
@tbux2917
@tbux2917 Жыл бұрын
I thought all parents did the “can you do the laundry before I get home” and always get home 5 minutes after you put it in
@darreners1
@darreners1 Жыл бұрын
Ah 0:45 the delayed reaction when you realize something seconds after calming down from your anxiety that you somehow fucked up.
@Chillbill47
@Chillbill47 Жыл бұрын
1:01 I love how Steven just throws the tide in there😂
@d3ltaa683
@d3ltaa683 Жыл бұрын
Fr LOL
@vazexists
@vazexists Жыл бұрын
“Smell like MINIMUM WAGE” 😂😂 1:42
@thoonphyoaung9268
@thoonphyoaung9268 Жыл бұрын
It happened to me more times than I can count. I just ignore my Mom until she goes from warning with unrealistic stories to outright screaming NO!
@isaactacoburger
@isaactacoburger Жыл бұрын
When he said you are going to get hit by a car I automatically thought "LOOK OUT THE WINDOW HARRY AND RON WENT OUT DRUNK DRIVING AGAIN"
@RickGhastly_
@RickGhastly_ Жыл бұрын
It has been 1 year since emotional damage was a thing, I am happy it is still alive and emotional damage will be forever iconic - Rick Ghastly
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
I can't believe time has gone by so fast
@mikulitsi1819
@mikulitsi1819 Жыл бұрын
Oh man 1 year already
@siin9522
@siin9522 Жыл бұрын
*FUNNY FOOTAGE STEVEN BLOWING UP AN ORPHANAGE:* kzbin.info/www/bejne/m6DCfaSDaKiZi9U
@zophobas
@zophobas Жыл бұрын
time flies huh
@mist9100
@mist9100 Жыл бұрын
The laundry one was so true. It is always the chore that I always forget about. I actually used a blow dryer to blow dry all the clothes once and my mum came back without me knowing and when I found out she was just standing in the door way of the bathroom, staring at me blow drying all the clothes. It ended in my mum with a clothe hanger in hand and me running around the house.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
Moms running full speed with a slipper will put fear into any man
@lili.-.9243
@lili.-.9243 Жыл бұрын
same tbh
@StarboyXL9
@StarboyXL9 Жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe Never did me. So my parents had to learn how to punish me psychologically.
@microprii
@microprii Жыл бұрын
My biggest problem was this: I always remembered to wash the laundry, that was easy... ...but I always forgot to dry it until they were almost home. The following lecture was torture and somehow things I did years ago also came up.
@YouthfulOne
@YouthfulOne Жыл бұрын
Just remember children, no matter how old or how big you get, MOM KNOWS HOW TO BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES! I can testify twice - as recipient and as dangerous mom. Lol
@user-qm4uh2pj6q
@user-qm4uh2pj6q 10 ай бұрын
these emotional damage videos,so hilarious and relatable, the dad character genius, the video game ones also hilarious thank you for your humor
@jugoslovenkaa2.0
@jugoslovenkaa2.0 Жыл бұрын
I love this guy he is always there to cheer me up
@teenoush7489
@teenoush7489 Жыл бұрын
We, Failures, are immensely grateful for being validated through your videos 🙇🏻‍♀️ Let's keep this culture alive for the generations to come!
@thoakim673
@thoakim673 Жыл бұрын
ok
@Silk0926
@Silk0926 Жыл бұрын
We are named gen z because this is probably the last generation
@AjmalZuhair
@AjmalZuhair Жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing when he just threw the tide into the washing machine 😂. Your videos are always comedy gold
@danshilling4240
@danshilling4240 Жыл бұрын
When he come in the room and sniffed and said smells like minimum wage about fell out of my couch and gagged on my spit 😂😂😂
@flipxadoboxkanin
@flipxadoboxkanin Жыл бұрын
I love seeing your stereo typical asian parent videos. It reminds me of my late father who i miss so much.
@TimeBucks
@TimeBucks Жыл бұрын
Steven He never fails to show his humor to us
@hafizurrahmank4980
@hafizurrahmank4980 Жыл бұрын
Very good impression
@morellatovar4151
@morellatovar4151 Жыл бұрын
Bien
@Praveen-creations
@Praveen-creations Жыл бұрын
Wow
@LifeHacksHQ95
@LifeHacksHQ95 Жыл бұрын
Nice
@Jassica_mahendiartist
@Jassica_mahendiartist Жыл бұрын
Nice amazing
@lelouchlamperouge5387
@lelouchlamperouge5387 Жыл бұрын
Imagine Steven's grandfather earlier gave these lessons , giving Steven's dad's example and Steven is enjoying it's recordings.
@siin9522
@siin9522 Жыл бұрын
*FUNNY FOOTAGE STEVEN BLOWING UP AN ORPHANAGE:* kzbin.info/www/bejne/m6DCfaSDaKiZi9U
@babyblastCN
@babyblastCN 8 ай бұрын
Lesson 1: Do the laundry before I get back 0:12 Lesson 2: Using examples 1:44
@Heh7943
@Heh7943 Жыл бұрын
I love your Asian Parent Punishments makes me laugh ever second🤣🤣😂
@cynacist1823
@cynacist1823 Жыл бұрын
One time my cousins and I used ALL the detergent by mistake. Our grandma locked us out of the house and said she'd called the chief crocodile and the crocodiles were on their way to eat us. I was three. #emotionaldamage
@NickRoman
@NickRoman Жыл бұрын
Oh, you were one of those kids from the crazy destructive toddler videos.
@cynacist1823
@cynacist1823 Жыл бұрын
@@NickRoman It wasn't even my idea! But I was there and I didn't stop it
@LydiaSherrer
@LydiaSherrer Жыл бұрын
Man, I am WAY too nice to my kids, apparently 🤣
@igorbb2900
@igorbb2900 Жыл бұрын
Very Effective!
@leroyhotdogzanzibar.
@leroyhotdogzanzibar. Жыл бұрын
Oh my fucking God🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is fucking fantastic 🤣🤣🤣
@alanqp6228
@alanqp6228 Жыл бұрын
0:20 "Steven make sure you do the laundry before I get home, okay?" "Okay, I WONT" "You know he WILL" Am I crazy or is something not right here?
@Taishawn24.7
@Taishawn24.7 Жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one
@Panicky
@Panicky Жыл бұрын
I think Steven meant to say “don’t forget to do the laundry”
@nicksiscoolhi
@nicksiscoolhi Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@theoneandonlygamingshow5101
@theoneandonlygamingshow5101 Жыл бұрын
YE I NOTICED THAT I WAS SO CONFUSED LOL
@theoneandonlygamingshow5101
@theoneandonlygamingshow5101 Жыл бұрын
@@Panicky also ye I thought that too
@hannahcrossett3415
@hannahcrossett3415 Жыл бұрын
This is addictive to watch😂 Please post more confusing expectation videos. You're nailing something here.
@Somerandompersononyoutube_9674
@Somerandompersononyoutube_9674 9 ай бұрын
I have seen all of these. Im gonna say these punishments work extremely well, and the also work in most area’s, i have even showed them to a friend and now he uses them!
@novemberprime453
@novemberprime453 Жыл бұрын
3:07 The sheer accuracy of this is insane 💀
@lordisaac
@lordisaac Жыл бұрын
2:18 'bam! got him.'
@Diego-zz1df
@Diego-zz1df Жыл бұрын
Bonus emotional damage: Whenever your failure has a problem or is suffering from an illness or injury, follow these steps - provide no help - compare their situation to something much worse you or some other old relative went through - give them pointless advice (bonus: if the problem is some physical ailment or sickness, blame it on his attitude or emotional state) - related to the above, repeat the pointless advice, each time a bit louder - when your failure complains, show yourself offended - repeat these words: "I was trying to help, why do you have to be so unreasonable?" The unfairness will combine with his suffering and frustration to deliver maximum emotional damage
@thestarwarsmusiccomposer3491
@thestarwarsmusiccomposer3491 Жыл бұрын
0:08 eMOtional DAmage
@1theKevin_
@1theKevin_ Жыл бұрын
0:42 That's some great product placement
@ianh1504
@ianh1504 Жыл бұрын
I like that he's worried about his son getting hit by a car even though they appear to be in a high rise apartment. Such a caring parent!
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
HAHAHA i didn’t even think about that
@crystalfire5564
@crystalfire5564 Жыл бұрын
I thought he said he was hit by a cat!
@cuteandfluffypikachu3405
@cuteandfluffypikachu3405 Жыл бұрын
@@crystalfire5564 Flying cats can be a problem especially high up apartments sometimes times you have to duck to avoid getting hit 🤣😂🤣😂
@siin9522
@siin9522 Жыл бұрын
*FUNNY FOOTAGE STEVEN BLOWING UP AN ORPHANAGE:* kzbin.info/www/bejne/m6DCfaSDaKiZi9U
@stenakestrid
@stenakestrid Жыл бұрын
Immediately got me thinking about the scene in The Fast and the Furious 7: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ipKsg36OgKysp6c I love that ridiculous scene.
@MurphNTurph
@MurphNTurph Жыл бұрын
"Was playing playstation in the front room, got hit by car." What makes this funnier is the apartment is clearly several floors up from the street lol
@Softandpeachy
@Softandpeachy Жыл бұрын
Wow, this was very helpful, I will from now on handle my FAILURE like a pro and give MAXIMUM emotional damage.
@nerdysniper6194
@nerdysniper6194 Жыл бұрын
“Smell like minimum wage!” 😂 This man is too funny.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
That’s a sequel to my cologne “unemployment”
@tylerdao4107
@tylerdao4107 Жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe where exactly can I find the cologne “unemployment “ could really use it right now
@anshikbrahmbhatt
@anshikbrahmbhatt Жыл бұрын
DUDE 1:47 USING UNREALISTIC EXAMPLES JUST HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY, IT IS SO FRUSTRATING!! Great video steven keep us the great work!
@WarlockMoth
@WarlockMoth Жыл бұрын
You deserve way more subscribers man, you make me laugh a lot more than most comedians.
@TheFlyingRaptor
@TheFlyingRaptor 3 ай бұрын
These lessons on failure management are pure gold!
@MoonWielder
@MoonWielder Жыл бұрын
"Tell you what happened. He drank cold water and froze all his height off" is now my favorite Steven's Dad quote. He really has the best ways of critter-sizing for everything.
@seanewing204
@seanewing204 Жыл бұрын
Criticizing. Criticising if you're British.
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 Жыл бұрын
@@seanewing204 I prefer critter-sizing. (verb) Making your child feel (emotionally) small, diminutive, miniscule, tiny or otherwise insignificant.
@epicjayjaysw8708
@epicjayjaysw8708 Жыл бұрын
My favorite quote is when he said "Jesus can walk on water, Timmy can run!"
@danielsan5541
@danielsan5541 Жыл бұрын
,@@seanewing204 You missed the entire point of this comment. OP was making a pun about the size since the video mentioned something height-related.
@neodutch
@neodutch Жыл бұрын
@@MonkeyJedi99 Emotional Damage.
@danielleking262
@danielleking262 Жыл бұрын
The SLAMMING of the clothes into the washer absolutely sent me!! 😂😂😂 I would say the washing machine probably shared in that *_EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!_*
@sqerxfan7828
@sqerxfan7828 Жыл бұрын
wtf Steven He ist so schlecht geworden, das ist viel besser kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKWlZXmbl7mGpLc
@RumpleGold
@RumpleGold Жыл бұрын
I love the way you say “ emotional damage “ it hits all the right notes , I can’t deal
@Xnocturnus
@Xnocturnus Жыл бұрын
Love the "using logic to defeat all reasoning" reference ... so true in real life! 😅
@brasenk6305
@brasenk6305 Жыл бұрын
Big respect to Steven for staying relatively mentally stable from the emotional damage
@siin9522
@siin9522 Жыл бұрын
*FUNNY FOOTAGE STEVEN BLOWING UP AN ORPHANAGE:* kzbin.info/www/bejne/m6DCfaSDaKiZi9U
@yourlocalkamikaze7606
@yourlocalkamikaze7606 Жыл бұрын
As a professional asian kid who has asian kids, I can say that this is 100% real. edit: damm for the first time I got more than 200 likes
@mickeythebutthuffincrackpu5330
@mickeythebutthuffincrackpu5330 Жыл бұрын
As an unprofessional intergalactic alien with two chopsticks sticking out of his nose, I can confirm it's real too.
@taikoshorts1176
@taikoshorts1176 Жыл бұрын
As a microwave from another dimension who crossed between the line of space and time I indeed can confirm
@thehorrorartist9317
@thehorrorartist9317 Жыл бұрын
As a Certified Mexican, Peruto-Rican, Italian , Everything causes emotional damage
@teojingbojaydennorthlandss9318
@teojingbojaydennorthlandss9318 Жыл бұрын
As a dumbo living in an alternate universe, i can confirm that the emotional damage is real.
@SoApost
@SoApost Жыл бұрын
Only 1 comment over 200 likes? Smells like minimum wage. When I was your age, I had over 200 comments with 2000 likes. How can I ever go back to Beijing and show my face when you’re such a failure.
@kayurasteward6111
@kayurasteward6111 Жыл бұрын
Did anybody else laugh so hard when the son said it's still wet In a very very weird manner
@flowerlittle1017
@flowerlittle1017 Жыл бұрын
So very funny, love these. Really made my day. Thank you.
@oopieboopiedummy2435
@oopieboopiedummy2435 Жыл бұрын
Everyone knows that Steven can never disappoint us, He even drank the Emotional Damage energy drink lol
@phycophykito
@phycophykito Жыл бұрын
It tastes awesome!
@parsah.davoodi7288
@parsah.davoodi7288 Жыл бұрын
@@phycophykito it's made in china
@phoenixs8074
@phoenixs8074 Жыл бұрын
@@parsah.davoodi7288 its not but ok
@LickItTM
@LickItTM Жыл бұрын
Was just drinking it too
@ConfusedKiwi
@ConfusedKiwi Жыл бұрын
This Energy is made with the Tears of the most emotinal broken and depressed Asian Childrens... Sorry my Fault, i mean Failures. Their Paine is so Delicious!
@mitsuhidebiore8480
@mitsuhidebiore8480 Жыл бұрын
I love how this is getting to the point where its hard to tell if the father is an actual guy or just him
@SliferStreaming
@SliferStreaming Жыл бұрын
Yes
@CLARYBRONZE
@CLARYBRONZE Жыл бұрын
Bro a huge fan of u ....u portray the situ in such a befitting manner it's brilliant plus relatable to watch...😂
@oneeyeman6258
@oneeyeman6258 8 ай бұрын
You one funny dude! Thanks for the laughs.
@Saibot-Edits
@Saibot-Edits Жыл бұрын
Yeah shake that camera 0:52 the director gonna be proud
@LeftyPencil
@LeftyPencil Жыл бұрын
More
@Sophiestandard
@Sophiestandard Жыл бұрын
"Smells like minimum wage" I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣 its 10pm and everyone's asleep other then me watching Stevens videos I feel like I'm waking the whole street up 🤣🤣
@jamescottrell8578
@jamescottrell8578 Жыл бұрын
That's My wife, lol, she goes to the spare bedroom on the other side of the apt and I can still hear her.
@ZendayasTwin
@ZendayasTwin 8 ай бұрын
as a person with Brasilian Parents, this is too true. Idk how this travels halfway across the globe, but somehow it did and now I'm emotionally damaged
@NicoleWSimone
@NicoleWSimone Жыл бұрын
Steven’s trying not to laugh face- The. Best.
@abigailn8704
@abigailn8704 Жыл бұрын
The example one hit waaaaay too hard 😅The one I remember most was when I wanted to go to the playground down the street by myself and my mom told me about how a girl went out on her own and was later found dead in a river nearby. I was like 10 at the time
@stanamilanovich3956
@stanamilanovich3956 Жыл бұрын
So sad!
@neetard1774
@neetard1774 Жыл бұрын
Happened daily with me in my childhood - from India
@BowlGOfficial
@BowlGOfficial Жыл бұрын
hey she saved your life, might have been a killer around in your town
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
I have definitely heard similar stories
@seacucumber1773
@seacucumber1773 Жыл бұрын
69th like
@Seag_Plays
@Seag_Plays Жыл бұрын
2:37 no, extra points if they say you can do something aggressively.
@miquelsandorial449
@miquelsandorial449 Жыл бұрын
Hi Steven He! I ordered the "emotional damage" and im loving it :) thank you for your videos!
@miquelsandorial449
@miquelsandorial449 Жыл бұрын
Is this for real?
@VintageCardinal
@VintageCardinal 8 ай бұрын
These are hysterical! If I had kids I would absolutely use them! BTW, I love the nespresso machine and liquor in the shots ;)
@republicofkoreaball4349
@republicofkoreaball4349 Жыл бұрын
I never learned these strategies from my parents. It is always better to learn these punishments first hand because each Asian household has a different technique. Thank you for teaching non-asians these strategies so they too can manage their failures.
@SAVAGE-cr4ng
@SAVAGE-cr4ng Жыл бұрын
He can say just “emotional damage” over and over…I’d die laughing every time. 🤪
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
@SAVAGE-cr4ng
@SAVAGE-cr4ng Жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe lmao!!!! 😂 see
@SouthAfricanBatman
@SouthAfricanBatman Жыл бұрын
I will watch Steven for da rest of my life😂😂
@reddeadfan7251
@reddeadfan7251 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for teaching me how to manage the failures.
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@txt_chrisStuckmann_1... Жыл бұрын
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@mikelitoris6923
@mikelitoris6923 Жыл бұрын
I tried your methods with my children, and i have to say it's 100% success! They've embraced inner failure in themselves and took the path of zero confidence and general self respect! Please continue making your outstanding lifecoach videos!
@azereaa
@azereaa Жыл бұрын
This is literally how my parents act. Good job Steven.
@jamesbeach7405
@jamesbeach7405 Жыл бұрын
My mom is half Japanese and still managed this effect. Very powerful.
@wzebe3807
@wzebe3807 Жыл бұрын
As a asian, my mother and father did all of the things from the emotional damage series to me, gives them a excuse to yell at me and makes me have trauma and eMoTIonAl dAMaGe 😭
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
they were experts aparently
@wzebe3807
@wzebe3807 Жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe yup, my mom still leaves me in line to pay for the groceries at the exact time that I didn't have any money on me
@thatrandomanimator2517
@thatrandomanimator2517 Жыл бұрын
I love how steven's dad just calls steven "your failure"
@animefreak207
@animefreak207 Жыл бұрын
I died... U NEED TO DO MORE! 😂😭❤️
@pizzatime7433
@pizzatime7433 Жыл бұрын
I couldn’t stop laughing during this video it was so funny lol
@mrtasty006
@mrtasty006 Жыл бұрын
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