End of the World FAILS

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[@leon-lo6jk]

You spastics ,utter gullible fools 😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡

[@johnpatterson4816]

Oh yez.I remember Harry Camping andTEOTWAKI!! He tries it again in 2011. Didn't work did it??

[@jermsbestfriend9296]

Did they sue because of the guarantee?

[@lrcavalli290]

Looks like I made it through all the destruction

[@jatuliabuteojatu]

That's my lucky number😂😂🤭🤭

[@WalkthroughGeek]

"It's 6 o'clock, we're still alive!" 🤣🤣

[@staceyshere]

Maybe he meant 6 pm PST

[@JustinStender]

Guy looks at watch like... ANY MINUTE NOW! ⌚👀 😂

[@reaz1612]

@@JustinStender he says its not 6 o'clock🤣🤣 yes mate cause u need a few extra mins

[@JoshNieporte]

Dammit, you're right!

[@evalonia]

While the guy looks confused trough some pages of the bible xD

[@blornblad4381]

“11 is a homosexual number.” lol, I knew it!

[@ruskimuejek665]

11 with its crazy self 😆

[@ArvelleWhitaker]

busted!

[@Alex_Stark-]

11 is my fav number 💀💀💀 ( I am in the LGBT community)

[@thelowmein9143]

No wonder that number is so fashionable and loves going to the gym so much!

[@sixgunshauna3486]

Those Schoolhouse Rock songs are weirder than I remember.

[@TyRaff]

"Upside Down Sign" was my favorite sign.

[@SamuelBlack84]

"This sign is not in use" was my favourite

[@DrummerJacob]

If I could have joined, my sign would say: "Caution: this sign has sharp corners"

[@Sol_Badguy_GG]

Timestamp?

[@TyRaff]

​@@Sol_Badguy_GG 4:25 It's the chapter with all the signs being held by people.

[@whenwasthat]

I love how the guy that "partied hard" was disappointed that everyone on earth didn't die.

[@theprophet9429]

Just to be sure, you think he was deadly serious? You actually believe he wasn’t being sarcastic? Wow.

[@itoro22]

He was just mad that he has to go to work. Lol 😂

[@Ethan2Tone]

@@theprophet9429 you probably use sarcasm as a deflection tool, but it's all serious until someone calls you CRAZzzy!

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

@@theprophet9429 i do not believe that religious people have the mental capability to use sarcasm.

[@kaiza6467]

@@theprophet9429 you think the people who sold all their belongings in preparation for judgement day were being “sarcastic” as well? 😂

[@Jedimastob1]

The dude screaming "We're STILL HERE!" is an absolute savage, calling up a friend to tell them he's still alive right behind the doomsday guy LMAOOOO

[@edhowcomedamianofranco7849]

3:45 THREE MINUTES TO LIFT OFF did you hear that bull horn say that funny shit

[@Tatsandherb]

Shit too funny 😂

[@alanwatts8239]

Even God laughed at that one i bet. 😂

[@SamuelBlack84]

His family back home saying, "Oh, shit! Change the locks!" 😅

[@joppemin]

"I brought a toothbrush because I don't know how long this rapture is going to last", what a legend

[@mineshsinh]

I wonder what he will use as toothpaste

[@DogFish-NZ]

and the guy who didn't pay his rent. both hilarious for completely different reasons

[@G0NZ3R0]

That was my favourite clip in the video

[@slava9734]

"i brought my toothbrush cause i dont know how long this rapture is ganna last"..............GOLD!!

[@MikeMJPMUNCH]

I loved that episode of parks and rec where an end of the world cult wants to rent the park but when they find out the park won’t be available on their chosen date so they immediately change the date they think the world will end to whatever date the park is next available.

[@lobsters12111]

I don’t remember that one, it must be time for a re watch

[@sicklescorp3996]

@@lobsters12111 Season 4, Episode 6

[@lobsters12111]

@@sicklescorp3996 you’re a hero

[@Apudurangdinya]

What i like more about it they are just hanging around in the world's end day and just having fun with each other, when it's not happened they just shrug it off

[@LadyBravefalcon]

Zorp is dead. Long live Zorp.

[@shipofthesun]

5:31 "Why didn't the Rapture happen yet?" "I forgot to carry the 1."

[@Cosmic_Espeon]

“As for the rest of us, well I’ll see you in hell,” what a legend 1:25

[@ashleybrooke2087]

He says it so matter of fact in his reporter cadence, it took me a second to sink in. A legend, indeed.

[@lindsayrose26]

I was looking for this comment😭💀💀💀

[@iandawe948]

😈😈😈

[@rahulsharma-ht7ut]

Whats ironic is,al jazzera is doing programs on blind faith,fake biblical dates etc,even though the """religion of peace"""" whom al jazzera works for,is so pure and pious,tht they belive in doing jihad nd killing others,who dont follow"""""" religion of peace"""",its like osama bin laden talking about world peace.

[@champo187]

🤣🤣🤣

[@chrisfromsouthaus2735]

The fact that Camping didn't sell of all his property, and possessions, like that other poor soul did, spoke volumes.

[@AndrewBarsky]

Anyone who listened to his nonsense and did about two minutes of research and STILL bought into his nonsense…I don’t want to say “deserved” to get get fleeced. But ya know

[@TheFapFactory]

Poor soul? They’re a gullible moron for believing him and trusting his word enough to sell all of their belongings.

[@evandaymon8303]

Camping is simply guy who just go against one of the religion rule. That rule is no man shall know when the world will end.

[@boreopithecus]

You guys are a just bunch of negative Nancies. Even if the world did end you still wouldn’t be happy.

[@highmedic2351]

off*

[@LunaDelTuna]

My grandpa told me when he was a kid in the early 1940s, some guy was going around saying the world was going to end on a specific date. His brothers sat on the front porch all day waiting to die just to realize they've been scammed

[@ryanjohansson8950]

LOL I love how whenever they get it wrong they always come back with another date and chalk it up to “This time my calculations are correct”. Rinse and repeat.

[@zed6740]

And then the saddest part is people still buy into it. Thankfully it's a very small minority.

[@MaNuLaToROfficial]

what do they rinse?

[@ruthie_rosario]

@@MaNuLaToROfficial Their mouth from the bullpoop.

[@SamuelBlack84]

Complete morons wasting their life and money

[@AECRADIO1]

ANYTHING THAT FAILS THIS TIME, WE'LL MAKE UP SOMETHING ELSE...THERE WILL ALWAYS BE RELIGIOUS IDIOTS THAT BELIEVE THIS LUNATIC FRINGE TRASH!

[@eternalnut]

"THIS IS A SIGN" "UPSIDE DOWN SIGN"

[@Jon.so.vile.]

Beautiful

[@kaizenchaosprimordial8945]

Weak

[@arkoisagoodboy]

"As for the rest of us, I'll see you in hell." That reporter was great

[@KiTA-]

I remember the out cry when they said the world would end in 2012. I was so terrified being just a kid and hearing everyone speaking about the world ending, the day coming and counting down the hours. I cried the day it was supposed to end, hugging my toy and falling asleep. When I woke up nothing happened but my mother was making a really tasty dinner and I was so relieved. 😂

[@stupidlizard4764]

True story. I remember that friday, on last school day before winter holidays my classmates were joking like "everyone, touch the top of doorframe, it will save us all". And I remember how unsettled I was that evening, but how my parents were laughing with me next morning like "ha ha, we're still alive". What a times

[@LicoriceLain]

@@stupidlizard4764 And then they told you had to go to school.

[@roadworkahead8967]

I remember being so terrified in 2012 I refused to watch the movie 2012 for years and I still won’t watch it. I was so scared about the world ending as a child.

[@RJLupin-xl6yf]

Unlocked memories

[@PlatinumWalkthroughs1]

It made for a good film though

[@AndiSplatterpunk]

As an adult it's easy to roll your eyes but when your child your constantly told it's the last days, it's scary as hell!

[@Thealgorithmhassummonedme]

It is. I didn't have that constantly pop up when growing up. But it did come up from time to time. I believe it's psychological torture used on children.

[@pryxed7972]

Im assuming by that u meant 1-4 yr old

[@shinycharmander99]

@@pryxed7972 no stupid, he means child as in whenever u can understand til u gain some intelligence

[@dantecaputo2629]

@@pryxed7972 More like till ten or eleven

[@pryxed7972]

@@shinycharmander99 yes I know that people can alter children mines but not to the point where they’ll say the worlds ending well not by today’s standards anyway

[@TheSunIsPurpleStudio]

1994: It's the end of the world as we know it. May & October 2011: It's the end of the world as we know it. 2012: It's the end of the world as we know it. 2023: And I feel fine.

[@LisaAnn777]

It will be next year probably lol 🤣

[@tylerdurden8270]

7:00 this is the equivalent of me saying "if hot pockets were invented in 1983 plus you add the number of times my father called me a disappointment "40" you get 2023 also if you add the total number of times I got laid " 0" you still get 2023 and since Christmas lands in December the world will end in December 2023." 🤷

[@alanwatts8239]

😂😂😂

[@Lovelytrini82]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 makes sense

[@ririmari2717]

LMAO!!! Byee!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@robinharwood5044]

Ooops! Today is the second! Only a few days left. Will it be before or after Christmas?

[@tylerdurden8270]

​@@robinharwood5044well umm.. you see... since it's 2023 and 23 is considered an evil number since 2 comes before 3 and 2 represents man and my dad has called me a disappointment 2 more times since my last calculation. the new time frame for the end of the world is December 2025.

[@johngamer-bp3pc]

"11 is a homosexual number" i guess i missed that class lol

[@Tmdwuyt]

😂😂😂

[@maxshep2829]

Your comment currently has 11 likes, soooo....

[@irottaalfurinn2539]

i would like but it's at 11

[@johngamer-bp3pc]

@@irottaalfurinn2539 understandable ;)

[@josephjones8648]

How in the fucking hell is 11 a homosexual number could you explain that???

[@mikebakster2540]

That news reporter saying I’ll see you in hell killed me

[@IntrovertedOreo]

Alright, that 11 is a homosexual number bit fucking got to me! 😂😂😂

[@satinderjit4]

Would 10 be considered heterosexual? Since you can put the 1 into the 0?

[@Lonzo85]

😂😂

[@IntrovertedOreo]

@@satinderjit4 10 makes sense to me. Honestly, I would have thought 99 would be more of a homosexual number since... one is kinda butt stuffing it to the other 😂 I was gonna 69, but that could be with anybody.

[@Blaqstreak]

Nah 66 is gay 🤣

[@SuperPeterok]

@@satinderjit4 11 is 👉👈

[@phineasparaquad8363]

I remember the one about the Mayan calendar when the world was supposed to end on December 21, 2012. Jello made a commercial that aired on December 20, 2012 that said they were working with a team of archaeologists and they figured out that if they please the Mayan gods then the Earth would be saved so they put all this jello pudding cups on this Mayan temple to try to please the Mayan gods. The commercial ended with if this works out we'll see you on the 22nd!

[@fisher3317]

I remember that too, I was having breakfast at a restaurant when I saw that on a TV.

[@Justaguy_21]

I guess it work and the Mayan gods were pleased. Jello saved the world!!

[@DocBree13]

That’s awesome! I wish I’d seen that :)

[@leehenry5764]

All because the Calendar ran out, they assumed that ment end of the world, when maybe they just couldn't be bothered carrying on with it.

[@SitavNabi]

This makes me crave chocolate pudding.

[@andy1181-l3m]

Anybody who lost money because of these fools is a fool themselves and deserve to lose the money🤷

[@rosethorne82]

The mentally ill, handicapped and disabled fall for this, so i disagree. They're using vulnerable people

[@UnskilledGrappler]

If someone is so mentally ill, handicapped, etc. that they’d fall for this, then their money should be in a conservatorship.

[@cliftongaither6642]

​@@rosethorne82 even the mentally ill, handicapped and disabled can be stupid.

[@dannytaveras1521]

​@@UnskilledGrappler logical

[@leonIdas002]

@@UnskilledGrappler SO THE OVERSEER CAN EMBEZZLE IT??? MAYBE YOU NEED TO START VIEWING MONEY AS THE PROBLEM AND NOT THE SYMPTOM..

[@Dinosaurman34]

The man came prepared. He brought his toothbrush.

[@jdmagana1132]

That's smart! When you meet your maker, you don't want to have onion breath.

[@edhowcomedamianofranco7849]

Hahaha

[@UnskilledGrappler]

He’s like Jack Reacher, only fat.

[@RobTheSquire]

I love how the people who were apart of the group for May 21st 2011 were asking about a refund. To be fair he's not responsible for their spending and I can't imagine how he felt with them asking him as he was trying to understand his own situation.

[@SamuelBlack84]

It's their own damn fault for believing him

[@tonwilliams6053]

I was literally just watching this part, thinking, "It's not his fault y'all made the choice to spend your money. He got screwed out of his, too!"

[@thecutter1983]

The best one was the guy asking for money because his rent was overdue. This video should have so many more views!

[@jyotidebbarma966]

Yeah, that's true. Still the way that guy put his faith in front, people would choose to believe him. No wonder people committed suic** and mur*** in God's name. My father thinks our race of people is God's chosen, and he hates a particular race. And war is imminent, and to win the war, every men needs to marry 3 women and have 3 kids with each in the name of the father, the son and the holy Spirit. I asked him if we all are God's children, why wouldn't he love everyone equally? He said the other race worship devil. Wow... They sure do have excuses ready for any question or Unsolved matter and crazy doings. And why is God's way suffering till you die, to get to heaven, isn't life supposed to be a gift. All those homeless, all those rapes etc means there is no god and even if he is real, he doesn't give a shit and dont needs our prayers to survive.

[@EarlFaulk]

Well he did put up all those signs and helped Camping defraud people to be fair

[@TheKrilicious]

This is why aliens don't wanna visit us

[@parfumextraitfan7453]

After being raised in a cult, I must say that I LOVE religious fail compilations

[@Mad-zd7wu]

You were raised in a cult??

[@Gmny701]

U were raised in a cult, that’s disturbing bruh

[@Lillianeee]

You were WHAT????

[@parfumextraitfan7453]

@@Mad-zd7wu I was raised in the Pentecostal church They teaches you to judge people by how they’re dressed, how you wear your clothing. Whether it’s too revealing or not Whether your hair is long or or short enough Whether or not you’re gay Whether or not you’re trans (I’m gay but still trans sensitive lol) In some cases, they even try to use the Bible to preach against interracial marriage (which is inherently racist) That’s not even mentioning gay people. The pastor, at a church I used to go to, began talking about a time where a single woman was leading the worship service (the music portion). After a while, it got around to the pastor (who was also my pastor, who is also the pastor telling this story on a Sunday morning) that the single woman had found herself in a full blown lesbian relationship. This same pastor had the audacity to call her in to a room full of deacons and elders of the church and chastised her for her relationship. At the end of it all, he forced her to choose between the person she loved or her position at the church. When the pastor got to the part of the story where she chose her girlfriend over her position at the church, he spoke about her as if she made the wrong decision, and as if something were wrong with her. Coincidentally, I was also the church musician at the time, and had been for nearly a decade. Once I fell in love with my (same sex) boyfriend, I obviously kept it a secret, but I finally left after I decided I was going to be financially independent from that place. It’s not that you don’t love the people and it’s not that those very same church people don’t love you, it’s the concept that “you aren’t living for Jesus” if you aren’t following a long list of rules and regulations. They’ll try to tell you otherwise, but over half of them will tell you if you stub your toe in the middle of the street, say a curse word, get hit by a bus, and die before you had a chance to ask Jesus to forgive you, you are going to the fiery pit commonly known as H3LL

[@Mad-zd7wu]

@@parfumextraitfan7453 It might not exactly be a cult but it's definitely cult behavior. People should have the right to decide what they want to do and the pastor's job is to remind people what's correct and what's wrong. Shaming someone in front of the whole church and forcing them to make a tough decision is definitely not right. I hope the pastor gets reported before anything worse happens.

[@showsomeid]

i think the most ironic thing about this is the fact that the bible itself states the end will be completely unpredictable, (like the guy at 4:05 says) and that no one man could ever know when the end will come. i truly believe this first man was just nearing the end of his life, and he couldnt accept that the world would not end with him. its almost tragic and heartbreaking.

[@roguishpaladin2921]

The first man is the same man making all these predictions - Harold Camping. He technically made 5 predictions of the end of the world. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Camping. You may be right that he wasn't sure how to handle being 73, but he ended up making it to 92.

[@simplyminded3529]

“Then I have brought my toothbrush because I don’t know how long this raptures gonna last” lol priority’s so funny

[@mbclove1]

Imagine not paying your rent bc a senile old man on the radio told you the world would end

[@SamuelBlack84]

Folie à Deux

[@Yezel93]

Poor guy, he didn’t sound all the way there.

[@katstaples3264]

Smh! Tsk, tsk, people 😂😂

[@YourThighness104]

Some people always love an excuse to not pay rent lol

[@zawwin1846]

Believe believe because they want to believe in spite of reality.

[@LeofromFreo]

I remember when the world ended and it was awful. Ruined everything for me. I’ll never get over it.

[@artmoss6889]

Now for me, it just the opposite. I sell fire extinguishers, so I made a killing from all the sulphur, and the burning, and the gnashing and such.

[@LeofromFreo]

@@artmoss6889 Trust you to look on the bright side 🙄!

[@fabriziozetino6690]

9/11?

[@SamuelBlack84]

Eat an eclair

[@JulianchoNemoga90]

Tell me about it, I was about to get laid =(

[@Jocke666]

The people who asks for refund and calling him pathetic is really something else. Are are you that out of touch of reality you deserve losing your money. Well played for the scammer, keep that money.

[@SamuelBlack84]

The fact that they were disappointed that the world didn't end is depressing in itself

[@11mitsaras11]

When he said "11 is a homosexual number”, i literally lost it. I started laughing like a maniac. This is both the most stupid and the most nonsensical thing ever told! Well done sir!

[@weemac4645]

'O' is the homosexual number for Poofs, obviously.

[@Pignificent]

Think about it though. 11 looks like two penises next to each other

[@leobriccocola8141]

Tbf, the 2nd "1" is rubbing up mighty close to the first 1. Rather sus.

[@christosanagn.9041]

What a shame. 11 wanted to keep it low but here comes that dude from out nowhere to just push 11 out of the closet. What a shame for 11, I feel bad for it.

[@JDLupus]

And then there's 23 being an evi number because it's putting 2, "man," before 3, "God." ...BUT THAT'S ALSO WHAT HAPPENS EVERY TIME SOMEONE COUNTS.

[@Serenitie3]

Imagine living in the 90's and thinking this is the worst time lol

[@pro_pierce_jr]

Lol Am saying .. pour souls thought the future from then wouldn’t be more barbaric .

[@MsLemon42]

We had high hopes. Plus we had the tail end of the Satanic Panic and wanted good things

[@chopitup9950]

@@MsLemon42 any other decade before 2020 has been a cake walk.

[@MsLemon42]

@@chopitup9950 As a history teacher, I respectfully disagree

[@MrBroken030]

the definition of weeeeeeeeak

[@GraceH81]

The toothbrush guy was brilliant 😂

[@claytonlester1872]

When chodmunch uploads.... completes my day

[@realdelta_games]

Same i love their uploads

[@Agent_Ant]

Ditto mate.

[@kiarahollis3604]

Exactly .

[@rahulsharma-ht7ut]

Whats ironic is,al jazzera is doing programs on blind faith,fake biblical dates etc,even though the """religion of peace"""" whom al jazzera works for,is so pure and pious,tht they belive in doing jihad nd killing others,who dont follow"""""" religion of peace"""",its like osama bin laden talking about world peace.

[@AmberAmber]

oh yes❤ Bonus points to @Chodmunch for having some Louis Theroux footage too!

[@returntodreamcastle6810]

The main thing I've learned from this is how ridiculously expensive it is to put posters up in new York city.

[@rodolfodoce]

and 11 is the homosexual number, why,? some nut job said it.

[@Vikn01]

The guy who just wanted to have the experience is amazing. He gets it, man. He has every good reason to be there. He also brought his toothbrush 😂

[@BrunoThePup93]

I remember all of this going down. When I’d go to church with my mom, surprisingly they’d tell us not to ever listen to someone who gives a date for the end of the world. Humans will not know until it’s already happening.

[@yeahgirl11]

The Bible explicitly states that no one knows when the world will end- not even Jesus (because he's not God)- only God does. It also says that it will end when you least expect it. This is why I can't stand when people who call themselves Christians preach doomsday BS. It's totally unbiblical and actually blasphemous. It's all in Revelations if you wanna take a look. It's not surprising to be told to ignore doomsday "phrophesies" if you actually read the Bible, but as we all know, a majority of people who claim to be Christian don't actually read it. Most people are just lazy like that. Kinda important to read something before you believe in it. God doesn't want us to just wait for the world to end. That's a crappy life if you ask me.

[@amberlytheharpyqueen]

@@yeahgirl11 yeah, that or they pick and choose what to believe and take things way too literally.

[@James1050]

Or, you know, it's all a fairy tale.

[@vickmaden2000]

Like Jesus mate..lol

[@James1050]

@@vickmaden2000 That was my point?

[@Shadowman9348]

Lol that guy who wasted all his money just to put up posters with false information looked liked he'd just about $#!t himself once the time came and nothing happened! 😂

[@jilliands204]

As a child I was terrified of the end times and my parents convinced me the world was going to end "soon". I was soooo afraid of the date Dec 21st 2012. Now I'm an anxious adult who drinks and smokes :))))

[@C_M_G]

I remember everybody believed 2012 was the end. Do these people know that some countries are a day ahead lol

[@carlisroy6666]

Raptures are time zone specific ;)

[@individualwoman8427]

I feel like the world ended when smart phones were created. Functioning zombies

[@casualcrisis6349]

@@individualwoman8427 and robots are going to take over the world. people have been complaining about the advance of technology ever since we were capable of complaining. change is the only constant in the universe; probably a fact you should get a grasp on before you bite the dust.

[@yourtrappedinmygenjutsu]

@@individualwoman8427 chill out edge Lord

[@individualwoman8427]

@@yourtrappedinmygenjutsu Are you ok?

[@ClassifiedRanTom]

If I ever discovered the actual date and time the end of the world would happen, I would tell everyone that it happens 2 minutes earlier then it actually does, just to give everybody 2 minutes of false hope.

[@dorianmichaelis1727]

That is a kind of evil that I 100% subscribe to.

[@mattjindrak]

I wouldn't even tell anyone. Fuck em.

[@kissit012]

Nice

[@nostalgiachannel318]

That's a kinda twisted evil that one has to just admire

[@SamuelBlack84]

I wouldn't tell anyone at all and spend my last moments in a brothel 😄

[@kujju18]

I needed this deep gut laugh. Thank you. A little sad but this just made my night so much better.

[@Joe_334]

2:07 This reminded me of The Simpsons, when Homer got that end of the world prediction wrong, and then everyone just casually walked away.

[@bomblade15]

I believe homer was the only one who didn't believe it. The asteroid one.

[@strawberryfields9762]

Homer was a Nostradumbass😂

[@melissacooper8724]

I remember that everyone was mad at him the next day. Comic Book Guy: Hey, Nostradumb@$$ did the Rapture come?! Well, it didn't, and you suck!

[@melissacooper8724]

Ha! Ha! Life goes on! 😂

[@ntgm8]

If 11 is the gay number, would that make 5.5 the bi number?

[@reneangelrodriguez3249]

Me at 10: I like girls Suddenly at 11: Yes, slay, sickening, yass queen! Once I turn 12: I like girls lol

[@irottaalfurinn2539]

i would like but it's at 11

[@HailSatanOurLordAndSavior]

Hahah true !

[@GSatiFan]

What about pi? It sounds like bi... Not a coincidence. 100%

[@ChristoKiwi]

88

[@ascensionburner6126]

My man legit said he didn’t pay rent cause he thought the world was gonna end 😂

[@individualwoman8427]

It is easier to fool someone, than to convince someone they have been fooled!

[@Anna-po1sb]

When people predict doomsday, they are predicting it for themselves, not for the world

[@SamuelBlack84]

Random nutcases have been predicting the end of the world since the Bronze age

[@FollowerofChrist2417]

The dude in the beginning seems to ignore that the Bible says that no one will know the day or hour 😂

[@Ihavetostartwipingbetter]

More nonsense from your middle eastern book of nonsense

[@UnskilledGrappler]

He also ignores the fact that the Bible shouldn’t be used as “evidence” of anything, since it’s a fantasy book (and a bad one at that).

[@ajcotroneo7710]

You are absolutely correct. What we can know is what scripture tells us. If you read your Bible. Paul denies the rumors of "rapture" in second Thessalonians. Too many folk in the first century thought his comment "We shall gather in the clouds." Meant we would be raptured away. No the prophecy that matters is when Christ said "not one generation would pass until all things would be fulfilled." Well what starts the timer? The existence of Israel. Well that was either 1948 or 1967. Why? Because Israel was refunded in 1948 and Jerusalem was recaptured in the 6 day war. So how long is a generation? It is not fixed Biblically it is either 40, 70, or 120 years. So we can know the season but not the day or hour. Now there are other signs that are required as well. Sun dark as if covered by sack cloth. Moon as red as blood. One third of the grasses burned, one third of all flesh dead. It is not an event that will be kept secret. There will be a great "falling away" from religion. Lastly will be the appearance of The Anti Christ, not as a human man but as a super natural being. A liar who will claim anything to fool you. He may say he is an alien, christ returned, or here to "rapture" folks away. On that day unbelievers will be fooled and converted. Believers will be fooled and will bow. No instead we have today, the teachings and traditions of men, that make void the word of God. TLDR follow the golden rule, don't believe the lies about rapture. You are not going to miss the final Trump. It will be obvious.

[@soyjeffe__]

The funniest part was when people tried to come up to the no apocalypse dude and ask him about the money they voluntarily wasted on rent and homelessness

[@gemstar7286]

Exactly wtf 🤦‍♀ LMAO , they almost made me think he rinsed them of money. But he never got a penny out of them. They're the ones who foolishly spent all their money🙄🤣 .

[@geoffmower8729]

People will be doing that with Trump soon!

[@torment4723]

​@@gemstar7286They obviously were trying to scam him off his lot of money.

[@isrulius]

They were scammers that saw an easy target

[@grimpmann4068]

@@geoffmower8729 There's a retard like you on every video. :D

[@atrb99]

"I brought my toothbrush just in case this rapture takes a long time" 🤣🤣

[@abeltesfaye_]

Had me dead 💀💀💀

[@DustinPlatt]

BTW. As a Doomsdayer... The Earth will end in the year: 5,000,002,023. When the Sun begins to die. Be back to tell you all, "I told you so."

[@TitusRedwind]

"So you're confident?" ".... It's what I read in the bible." That made me laugh harder than it should have.

[@SamuelBlack84]

Another moron who places their belief in an ancient book of crap

[@nyki7fykxtjxyi]

Another misinterpretation, with religion if it sounds crazy it probably is

[@weemac4645]

The bible is manmade nonsense,it has no connection to any manmade Gods.

[@alexanderrosales7675]

They didn't read it because the bible literally says that no one not even jesus knows when it will end.

[@alexanderrosales7675]

No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. Matthew 24:36

[@vvjjkk]

Predicting the Apocalypse is like predicting when Chodmunch will upload his next video, we just don't know when it will happen, but we will be happy when it comes.

[@siah742]

🤣🤣🤣this comment needs more likes

[@laine3396]

we will be happy when the apocalypse comes? lol what

[@vvjjkk]

@@laine3396 yes

[@cowel8734]

Lol weeping and gnashing of teeth with mens hearts failing them from fear. Family against family, Increased evil and bloodshed making it the scariest time ever. Jesus coming good=the rest is not so happy time.lol

[@aldrago_official]

Wrong ! Somehow we might be in someway predict the end of the world but ain't nobody predicting when chodmunch is uploading next NOBODY MEANS NOBODY

[@Light-Eater]

That was a good one. Thank you bro, had a great laugh.

[@mmms404]

"I dont know when the rapture is gonna last, so i brought along this toothbrush"😂😂my guy killed it??

[@fluffyfeetbmf]

I grew up in a crazy church family, and watching this now makes me laugh🤣thanks for the great video.

[@abeltesfaye_]

I'm sorry hope you're okay now!!

[@MaNuLaToROfficial]

yes me as well. nothing like growing up in a doomsday type church.

[@jailcatjones3250]

Me too, I was the black sheep of the family, they really tried to convert me but I still think it's a cult and still do.

[@scented-leafpelargonium3366]

I worked in a Church of England Pilgrims' Hospice in Israel in the 1990's and one woman from Asia booked in saying she had sold her house and car as her pastor told her Jesus was returning on 27th October that year. She left one day leaving two suitcases in her room, which when opened were filled with stolen white towels from various Israeli hotels. I said to the House Manager that if she believed Jesus was returning on 27th October she would need to put those towels back before then! I heard of many such stories in Israel.

[@Ted_Stryker]

Still waiting on that refund from James Cameron. August 29th, 1997 my ass.

[@AprilGabrielle]

😂😂

[@evolutionaryadvantage]

Maybe it didn’t happen because John Connor prevailed after all, duh! Or maybe it did happen but after it they sent the terminator back to change the timeline and now we are in that alternate timeline, duh!

[@Ted_Stryker]

@@evolutionaryadvantage Maybe everyone else knows that too, but no one cares that much, because it's just a joke about a made up movie scenario... "Duh!"

[@evolutionaryadvantage]

@@Ted_Stryker Fucken relax mate I was just joking around with you about the movie and it’s premise. Wow what a douche.

[@SamuelBlack84]

"It's the end of the world! Give me all your money"

[@ericschuh9394]

I love how people donate their money to the homeless like it's going to a good cause and they're doing the right thing. But like, what the hell are they gonna do with it? The world is ending...

[@ericschuh9394]

@Dannydolan88 so basically you're saying these people aren't good of heart because the only reason they donated their money is because they would no longer need it? That's my point

[@ericschuh9394]

@Dannydolan88 that sounds lazy

[@emmadigglers3048]

They did it to earn heaven points before the world ended, so that it would add up to Heaven's Book of People's Good Deeds™ and increase their chance of not going to hell.

[@ericschuh9394]

@emmadigglers3048 that is not how being good works. Remember the story where everyone was dumping their excess gold and silver for the poor, but one lady gave up her only 2 coins? There's a lesson in there. Give what you can when it's needed, not what you don't want. Would these same people have given away all their money if they didn't need it anymore? No, they would continue living life like normal. So you're 2x wrong if you're running a religious aspect to it, as God knows you're not doing it out of the good of your heart

[@SamuelBlack84]

Desperate to do good just before they die 😅

[@DjVortex-w]

It was a huge missed opportunity to go there with a radio and start playing a recording of rumbling noises right when the clock hit the time.

[@UnskilledGrappler]

I like how you think.

[@jameskelly3502]

When I was growing up, anytime there was a lunar eclipse, my mother would demand everyone get together to watch it. I later learned she thought the world was going to end. And she wanted us to rise to heaven together as a family. Decades later, she still freaks out when the moon changes shape. As in the different phases of the moon.

[@celinreyes1983]

She freaks out every week?😅 I'm sorry for you bro, I wouldn't like my mom to be that cringe.

[@SamuelBlack84]

She doesn't realise that it's just a shadow and the moon isn't actually changing shape?

[@jameskelly3502]

@user-xc4ky3sh7m She thought it was a sign from God that the "End was near."

[@SamuelBlack84]

@@jameskelly3502 Based on nothing but her own opinion. This is what happens when your mind isn't defended against bullshit.

[@justaguywithapowerpole]

Haha

[@Sikth-tm2xr]

‘Well, I’ll see you in hell’ what a line!! That guy deserves a pay rise

[@FromThe36thChamber]

Lmaooo they took 2 days to go “okay what should we do…..let’s just say it’s 5 more months away that’ll buy us half a year”

[@ahnraemenkhera7451]

FINALLY! You’ve been Missed, Chodmunch (& we really needed a 😂🤣😂😂 !) “Swept up to heaven on Saturday.” Not rush hour. Not Monday. Good to know.

[@christopherchipindirwe2893]

I love the guy who carried a toothbrush not knowing for how long their journey to heaven will last

[@lisvender]

I just hope that the guy I have to sit by on the trip to heaven remembers his deodorant

[@joyceshiver6622]

That lady basically asking for a refund because the world didn’t end! 😂😂

[@missnperfection9830]

Thank you for making these videos! People like this need to be exposed for their fraud and bullshit! It's sad that people fall for this and become indoctrinated into this garbage..it ruins families and friendships...absolutely disgusting! Once again..thank you!

[@einienj3281]

Many people wasted all their money and then committed suicide in December 22nd 2012.. and that's just that one "end of the world"...

[@EuricoThrasher]

1999/2000 was crazy

[@Arnell_Mediocrity_Long]

Yep, the Bible is full of bull💩 and it's been proven for years!

[@Chuck_EL]

@@einienj3281 what's sad is those who predicted events that came true are considered crazier than those who lied and scared people into believing

[@einienj3281]

@@Chuck_EL for example?

[@Zeltonn]

"11 Is a homosexual number" Never heard of that one before

[@nickgagnon3626]

I have heard a lot of crazy anti gay stuff and thats new to be as well.

[@mbclove1]

Isn't that the same weirdo who did the Mitt Romney song

[@Zeltonn]

@@mbclove1 Idk

[@zeusapollo8688]

Is that half of a confederate flag

[@scarletteivie5856]

@@zeusapollo8688 it’s the flag of Trinidad and Tobago…😟

[@AC-iz7eh]

That man who brought a toothbrush just in case a Rapture does happen is pretty based. Based on dental hygeine 😂

[@Anti_everything_and_everyone]

my heart broke for that caller who was like, I don't have anything because of you. I mean, she's super stupid but i can't help but feel so sorry for people who put their all they have into a stranger and their nonsense. Good grief.

[@SamuelBlack84]

The world is coming ro an end yet they want money from you

[@denisejohnson4037]

I don't. If the world was ending, why would you need to give your money away? What will others do with it once the world ends?

[@moonlitequimby847]

Americans Are Just Easy To Manipulate. 😐😕🙁😞

[@zr6n]

Talking about heart break and stupidity while inverting the cross you are dumb

[@toomanyaccounts]

@@Ty-1452 if you believe they do that you should buy the bridge I have for sale

[@pheto1521]

Imagine waking up the day after the world was supposed to end and you blew your entire life's savings. 🤣

[@stoopidapples1596]

The problem with partying like there's no tomorrow, is that there tends to be a tomorrow ~ Will Wood

[@gamervet4760]

As soon as that guy said he was the second coming I lost it. How can you say that with a straight face? Just how? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@einienj3281]

Damn, I've lived through so many ends of the world... Do I get a medal or something?? 😄😄

[@Xunkun]

I believe that someone has made some military-style patches somewhere....

[@einienj3281]

@@Xunkun Cool! I need a lot.. I was born in 1981, so a ton of ends of the world have come and gone.. it's starting to get so boring, that I'm a bit disappointed when it doesn't come, maybe 2022 is the one... 😄😉

[@siriusblack4245]

Do I get a participation medal ???

[@einienj3281]

@@siriusblack4245 We've all earned them.. for listening to the nutjobs.. year after year..

[@samuelschick8813]

I admit I do love the hypocrisy. Allow me to expound if I may. The religious, Christians in this case say they look forward and cannot wait to meet Jesus when they die and live in paradise. Then what do they do? They run to doctors and hospitals doing everything they can to avoid dying and being with Jesus. THEN they make up all those excuses for going to the doctor/hospital then thank Jesus instead of medical staff for saving them. LOL

[@RJLupin-xl6yf]

I remember heading home from Wednesday night service. Doomsday was the sermon that night. On the way home we looked up at a weirdly low plane lit in the night sky. Everyone on the highway must have been looking at it because what happened next stopped traffic. I can’t remember exactly what was the political atmosphere at the time, but there was a lot of nuke talks going around the adults at church, home, and even school. Just then, as we was all looking at it, something dropped from its backend. It literally just skyrocketed for the ground. Everyone’s first thought, was a nuke. Cars slammed on their brakes and crashed into each other. People got out and was literally too scared to yell at one another, instead they all pointed and wondered. When we saw it dropped my mother turned in her seat and told us she loved us and we’ll see each other in heaven, before throwing herself on top of us children in the floor of the van. It was like that episode of Dinosaurs when they all huddled in front of the tv, waiting for the world to end because the son didn’t want to howl at the moon, and then nothing happens. After about a minute, we looked around and everyone realized it wasn’t a nuke. The cars started to move again and we all went on with our businesses, how bet pretty disturbed. The next day some airline on Facebook posted an apology for a plane having to dump their load? If I remember correctly, I did too. Kinda funny given the coincidence of this happing the same night of our doomsday service.

[@funnatopia704]

I mean, that’s pretty reasonable when compared to those that believe the rapture is upon them. If I was in that situation I’d freak the fuck out too.

[@samfine5286]

1:21 had me dyinnnggg “for the rest of us..I’ll see YOU in hell”

[@sooooooooDark]

7:45 "11 is an evil number...11 (of course) is a homosexual number" now ive heard it all

[@Nebarus]

So sorry I only see this now. I missed the apocalypse, again...

[@mieshalashay]

The random “9” during the countdown at 3:49 just goes to show the type of genius we’re dealing with here

[@2l84me8]

These same fools spend their life savings following a known charlatan and demanding a refund as if they were forced to part with their money due to their own stupidity.

[@edhowcomedamianofranco7849]

Hahahaha

[@amberflores1615]

I remember when “ the world was suppose to end because the Aztecs stated so” and I was told “ no need to go to school” “ people are going to go crazy because of “ the world ending” I was simply amazed at how serious these “scriptures “ state raptures, people going insane and then nothing. Just baffles me 😂

[@SamuelBlack84]

I remember being in school the day before one of Nostradamus' so-called "predictions" and everypne in class was reading about it in the paper which was front page People can be convinced of any kind of absolute crap

[@stardestroyeruk7025]

The fact they always sound so disappointed that everyone didn't die is god damn HILARIOUS 😂

[@andrew41784]

Earlier today I was thinking "man I don't feel very motivated today, if only Chodmunch came out with a video today I would make it through." You came through, thank you!

[@ruskimuejek665]

Be shush Andrew with a (A)

[@icouldntthinkofaname4227]

God must have heard your prayers

[@ruskimuejek665]

@@icouldntthinkofaname4227 shush shush nameless

[@MsLemon42]

Chod answers sincere prayers

[@internziko]

The englishman calling from a pay phone in new york wearing a helmet was absolutely Beautiful

[@modithorson7484]

Ok, predicting the end of the world is dumb, however, the whole "can I get a refund on all the money I blew because I was dumb enough to believe your bs" is another level. 😂😂

[@StarRoseDragon5]

Hahaha @ 9:05 his “Y-you sure?” Pretty much sums up the whole video. Instill fear into your target audience and they follow you like sheep. Incredible

[@bryanfoutsthelunchboxx4008]

I feel for these people that got duped. But then again, what a bunch of gooches lol

[@TheAgent0060]

Don't feel bad for naive idgits who believe in a book written by scientifically ignorant, superstitious, unwashed heathens who prey on their kind.

[@stuartsmith1651]

Liked for "gooches".

[@antoniomosqueda]

1:20 "only a tiny percent will go to heaven, as for the rest of us ill see you in hell" 😂

[@Wendi713]

Best comedy... Ever!!! I needed a good laugh today. Thank you! Great video! 🤣

[@tanyaflanagan8111]

I'm 33, lived through many "end of times" and I'm now at the stage where if it happens I'd rather not know. Also 11 is a homosexual number may be one of my fave quotes ever. So random.

[@BoneGoddess]

4:28 homie gonna role up to the pearly gates with pearly whites and nothins gonna stop him

[@JoshWomble]

Did these people who supposedly so ardently study the bible also completely forget Matthew 24:36, "But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father?" Like, HOW could you just totally miss that?!

[@kalords5967]

But it doesn't say that no one knows the month and the year. Right?

[@Ihavetostartwipingbetter]

Like how could you just totally miss that your entire middle eastern religion is irrelevant crap?

[@shortrat4462]

i absolutely cannot love this channel more the amount of hours i spent watching your videos this week is insane i appreciate you man

[@awareyah6146]

I think the Bible says something like you shouldn't fear people like this or something like that

[@CoinsAndCapsaicin]

Wasn't it something about false prophets....idk.

[@shellyo.1725]

It says many false prophets will come, and some will even claim to be the messiah. More importantly it says that no man knows the day or hour of Christ’s return. So when you see people like this you are to correct them or dismiss them completely.

[@Apudurangdinya]

Pretty much yeah, this came from people who makes a preacher their prophet, if you are religious read the book not the people, bc people are wrong sometimes

[@casualcrisis6349]

@@shellyo.1725 never thought about how "convenient" that sounds when you put it plainly like that.

[@yeahgirl11]

@@casualcrisis6349 What do you mean? Convenient in what way?

[@nickh1808]

Fuck me, theres more mockery in the US than any other country, well done.

[@Viva-Cristo-Rey-]

Funny how they can read scripture so much but fail to read the passage that says "But of that day and hour no one knoweth, not the angels of heaven, but the Father alone."

[@NeverAgain12292]

“People get fooled all the time.” - religion 🤣