[Eng Sub] Bungou Stray Dogs - Uemura's Detective Agency E5 Part 1/5

Neither my first nor second language is Japanese; there're bound to be errors.
I will only be putting highlights of the episode and in random order, but I will try to make it such that y'all will still be able to understand the flow of the conversations.

[@quinn3110]

Alternative title: "Two old men bullying an innocent child"

[@arrivederci_sanya]

LMAO IT'S EXACTLY LIKE THAT

[@evelynneclipse2069]

It sounds so funny and also wrong

[@chiaxseeds]

@@evelynneclipse2069 Ikr-

[@8KEYsTales]

@@evelynneclipse2069 I does really 😂😂

[@Luminous_kitten]

Subtitles- “constantly”

[@ojouhime_]

"I'm fluent in French, though I don't really know the meaning of the words" what does that even mean 😂😂

[@sunshinesmile973]

i thought it was mamo who said he couldn't understand...

[@foreverfriendsg]

It means he's fluent in bullshit~

[@saLym-ym7wu]

@@foreverfriendsg lmfao his character in AoT is french.

[@ir3652]

@@saLym-ym7wu JEAN-

[@joannegamarcha8331]

Hes pretty great at the accent*

[@indaybalandan5660]

Miyano has the personality of Chuuya while Taniyama has the personality of Dazai..

[@lucifer9139]

Nah Mamoru is legit the irl Dazai if you watch more of his interviews,etc he's a big dork & goofy on any talk shows/interviews i still remember on their Death Note days where he tease & surprised Aya Hirano (Misa's seiyuu) by putting her bikini mag in his shirt and showing it to her live on their interview he's very noisy in any seiyuu events and the the loudest one too especially on the Durarara seiyuu event & also where he tease Yuki Kaji by mentioning the fact that Kaji admires him saying "he wanted to be like me" on the popular tv show by the boy group Arashi called "VS ARASHI"

[@nemui9380]

@@lucifer9139 oh my god i remember that😂

[@someonehelpmewithmymodules1609]

@@lucifer9139 When Miyano Mamoru got into haikyuu as Miya Atsumu, I remember the voice actor for Hinata and Kageyama mentioning that the atmosphere of the studio change ever since he came because of his bright personality towards everyone too

[@maei1929]

@@lucifer9139 do u know where i can find this clip?

[@benjaminnebenjamin6033]

to a certain extent, yeah Taniyama is the senpai between them 🤣 he gets to tease Miyano in a few interviews and it’s adorable 😂 but to me, they’re mostly 2 Dazais 😂😂😂

[@tessjev]

0:51 Ability "No Longer Human" in real life Mamoru and Taniyama so pure I just caaaaan't. They're so soft omg

[@lixscafe]

LMAO ikr

[@missy1453]

'Please stop playing with me. I will really believe you.' Very Atsushi

[@Kessho2204]

0:15 I can imagine that scene with Dazai and Chuuya😂😂😂

[@asphyxia2760]

soukoku being soukoku

[@MissLilCuteTea]

I'm sorry but who is soukoku? ?-?

[@tessiecastillo5704]

@@MissLilCuteTea Dazai and Chuuya

[@MissLilCuteTea]

@@tessiecastillo5704 oh! I'm still new to the fandom a week ago now I know who they are xdd

[@Anna-qm1ns]

MissLilCuteTea welcome to the fandom 🥺✨

[@shiromaja2839]

@@MissLilCuteTea be aware, this fandom is the horniest one I've ever seen 😳

[@user-vu4rk5vr5z]

ベテラン感とゆーか慣れてる谷山さんとマモちゃん面白いし、それに振り回される上村さんもかわいいw

[@marya1296]

Im really surprised that mamuro never had a role in attack on titan! I mean he could fit many charcters

[@eran9126]

sameeee feeels 😭

[@evelynneclipse2069]

Hopefully he has a role in season 4. There is a possibility since we still don't know the seiyuu for the new characters.

[@marya1296]

@@alyahashim1218 sadly he wont🥲

[@alyahashim1218]

@@marya1296 what do you mean? 😥

[@renagm2415]

@@alyahashim1218 Well, the season already started airing and Mamoru Miyano hasn’t been announced as part of the cast so it is probable that he won’t appear.

[@_ray_4]

“I’m fluent in French” Isn’t Jean Kiristein (his character in AoT) supposedly French? Hahaha

[@loloart4653]

Lol he is

[@hanji5402]

The real Chuuya Nakahara was in fact fluent in French !!! He translated to Japanese Arthur Raimbault ‘s poetry!

[@lr1844]

His surname Kirstein is actually German

[@evelynneclipse2069]

@@lr1844 but jean is French right? Idk

[@hajarelmajd7010]

Himuro Tatsuya from knb who is voiced by kishou too is elegant guy so he might be able to speak French (just thoughts lol)

[@user-pt9iy7cv9s]

0:37 この｢中原中也役の…｣って挨拶の時体をちょっと斜め前に出すのが尊すぎてえぇ黙ります

[@safirasnh]

But really though uemura is so innocent when he's in the same room with these dorks 😂 both mamo and kiiyan loved to tease uemura so much 😂✋

[@Rio-xk9br]

「混ぜるな危険」だと思ってたけど、1人ずつが「混ぜなくても危険」だった笑笑

[@user-wt2xc5qq4u]

すごく納得してしまったwwww

[@user-ok3xn1jl1q]

「俺の首そんな曲がんねェンだよ」 がイケボォォ😇

[@user-bp9ip5ir3n]

0:25

[@creamcreak]

0:05 reminds me of that time in UtaPri quiz. Taniyama-san boldly answers the question given to him with "I don't know"

[@xlottyx2979]

OHH I REMEMBER THAT!!! I THOUGHT THE SAME ASDFGHJKL

[@AC9123]

LOL I remember that too!

[@Ashley80005]

That’s exactly what I was thinking, when I heard him say that in this video, and I just laughed!😂💛

[@benjaminnebenjamin6033]

where is this gem???? the only utapri clips ive seen him react was when the question was to complete the lyrics and he was jokingly offended bec making them guess the lyric is an “insult” to them as the singers who actually perform the songs in concerts 😂

[@creamcreak]

@@benjaminnebenjamin6033 i think during the random question part. The clip is already deleted on youtube due to copyright though

[@lazydoodledoo]

Thank you for subbing this! I love these dorks so much

[@devilmethewitch2024]

Hey! You're caught by fans yet again!!! :P

[@CXAIRE]

BRO I SEE YOU EVERY BSD VIDEOS LMAO I LOVE YOUR VIDS AODNSKDMS

[@chuuya_lqg]

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!

[@rashoumon3559]

uemura is such a baby 😂♥️

[@marissaturner7289]

Lol 😂 Dazai’s actor is taller than Chuuya’s actor in real life too.

[@user-xo4qq8vj2w]

紀章さんの、｢なんでどうした大丈夫!?｣の言い方優しすぎて死ぬ( ´ཫ`)

[@Anasyub]

MIYANO IS LITERALLY DAZAI LIKE tani is out here being like chuuya all outspoken and miyano comes in like dazai to taunt or play with him at times THEY R THE PERFECT DUO SERIOUSLY

[@user-tf6zh4lp4b]

この2人仲良すぎて2人一緒の時バカ面白いよねwwwwwwほぼ芸人！！ww

[@user-sb5mt2wj8j]

多分この2人はホントにデキてると思ってる どっちがふざけてもいい感じにのるから もうめちゃいいコンビ

[@user-km1yz7ng8f]

きーやん笑顔くそ可愛いな……

[@user-hy2rf9bf6z]

上村くん「も〜、遊ばないでくださいよ〜」(*´꒳`*) そっか…ミヤケンって呼んでんのか…。

[@ray7706]

太宰さんとマモさんのギャップ///

[@user-tr8uq9bp1g]

紀章さんの笑い方めちゃくちゃ好き

[@user-kn2kv2re4w]

紀章さんの衣装カッコイイ。

[@ureawizardharry]

Mamo's laugh at 0:59 reminds me of his Light laugh. 😂

[@sherylf]

マモときーやんおもろいし祐翔くんが可愛いんだよ～好きだ～

[@user-mc7mw8yb7f]

｢知ってると思うけど｣ 可愛い( * ॑˘ ॑* ) ⁾⁾

[@user-nw9gq3kp4z]

祐翔さんの胃に穴が開かなくて良かった笑笑

[@user-xs1ru6le8s]

2:182:182:182:182:182:182:18 手拍子シンクロwww

[@user-rr3wj2gc1p]

くそかわ…www

[@user-hu3vz2dc9w]

この動画見るの初めてだし文スト詳しくないけど開始20秒で笑わせてくるマモって事は分かる

[@sylveond3461]

The fact that that is the voice actor of dazai gives me chills

[@taina6813]

0:58 light yagami

[@gorus6996]

Lmaoo it sounded sm like him

[@dorukartan7588]

@@gorus6996 its bcs its him he is also light yagami's voice actor

[@gorus6996]

@@dorukartan7588 I know that,I love Mamoru Miyano sm I know nearly all characters that he voiced

[@dorukartan7588]

@@gorus6996 okay no problem then :)

[@jintoki9735]

even kishow's normal speaking voice sounds so beautiful!!🥺

[@user-do2lj8vo9n]

めっちゃいちゃつくやんwww

[@tsukkii6804]

ミヤケンの後の紀章さんの笑い方好きww

[@-Raylight]

That was so cute, I love how the MC believed everything what Kishow's said And then Mamo-chan joined him too xD

[@hataketodorokifam2408]

The crackhead energy 😂😂😂

[@brittchm]

Uemura’s laughing here is the atsushi we’ll probably never get

[@otephie1135]

the chaos of mamo-chan and tani-san ft. adorable yuuto

[@odexavenly]

'stop playing with because I will believe you' AAAHJHHH HE'S SO PURE AND INNOCENT🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@hiyohiyo4019]

谷山さんかっこいい！！！！

[@bunnyxielian]

They are their characters when they interact with each other in real life it's amazing and hilarious!!!! I love it!

[@emuyama4375]

2:09 the way irl chuuya translated french poetry into japanese omg 😭

[@emuyama4375]

i mean 2:08

[@user-vz8up7zu9g]

めっちゃイチャイチャするやん‪w‪w()

[@mzluraq]

at 0:59 miyano’s laugh is so adorable

[@jeonorjohn8718]

Atsushi's va is sooo cute omg 😭😭😭💜

[@simonaparisi72]

Yep🥺💜

[@sirayukis2216]

初っ端の0:05からの0:16はやばい‪w‪w‪w もう全部が面白い‪w‪w‪w‪w‪w

[@prairiete]

I replayed each part at least 5 times since yesterday. They're a delight to watch. Thanks fort translating!

[@shilloe13]

One of them is actually chaotic enough, but let's just say *prepare for trouble and make it double*

[@fujoshigirllmao2010]

Its like chuuya and dazai getting along😭💗

[@muzansmoonwalking3412]

The fact that Dazai and his voice actor has the same zodiac sign 👀

[@hanayuuki790]

i will always come here for laughs. I love my fav seiyuus + singers together, kishou and mamo. theyre so chaotic together to the point sakurai dislikes the chaos hahahahaa love kishou's natural slapsticks. he's funny without trying and with mamo, the extravagant dramaking, the hilarity is amplified lmao

[@Saella]

Thank so much! Was waiting for someone to do this for such a long time!

[@Ashley80005]

I love these two, they make me laugh, even when I’m not having a good day.😊😂💜💛

[@visib_uncomfy]

OMG BLESSED YOUR SOUL THANK YOU FOR TRANSLATING THIS 💖

[@denjikun3394]

OMG GOD BLESS U IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THISSKSMSKSKD

[@danganpasta-chan2543]

I'm looking forward for more episodes! I love those 'cause I laugh so much!

[@gretaanne6403]

Mamoru’s face at 0:16🤣

[@aprilkawaii5368]

X'D

[@jayswinichowdhury368]

They have the opposite personality from their characters but dazai can still tease chuuya about his height in this universe

[@IsisTraumerei]

Thank you very much for translating this!

[@yan-kun3712]

gOD I love how they fool around and they have like frickin heart eyes for uemura 😭😭 they basically already adopted him istg gg

[@pn9930]

0:58 his laugh reminds me of him as Light Yagami !! AHHH

[@croissanthemun]

YeS jdoaidkjsjaouska

[@user-ol3gh5tp7j]

You made me repeat this moment million times

[@simonaparisi72]

Right 😳

[@sukshasakura4997]

Well, after all light’s laugh IS ACTUALLY MIYANO MAMORU’S LAUGH nothing new😂😂

[@otakuafrida172]

Precious voice actors together,thanks for uploading

[@brennaseah8552]

Thank you for translating this! 😁

[@user-so1ox2pb2y]

谷山紀章と宮野真守を掛け合わせてはダメですww面白すぎてしまうwwww 画面がうるさいww

[@simonaparisi72]

0:52 , 1:06 Soukoku 👀🤎🧡

[@MsMatilda24]

Best channel name ever!! 😂😂😂

[@toast2604]

0:16 0:23 0:45 Just some notes of mamoru shouting

[@aiskhoe]

Thanks so much for subbing this!!

[@15abanana]

Mamo and kishou are a great comedy duo tbh

[@rikashikimeka6122]

Finally english sub, thanks

[@khymuchan101899]

UEMURAAAAAAAA look at him tiny baby when he sits

[@parkchimchimstolemyheart]

You can just title this as: Dazai and Chuuya bullying Uemura kun for 2 mins 29 secs and go😂

[@AC9123]

Ahh YES it was finally translated by someone! And well, look, you clearly know more Japanese than I do. haha.

[@free_falling_in_abyss]

thank you for translating!!!!!!!!!

[@gomezclaudia5925]

Gotta love these big doofs ❤️

[@ariacross9792]

Yuuto frickin jumped when mamo pointed at him-- i can't-- 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@debora1142]

i like how there's the pics (or books) of the real characters, you know; dazai osamu, and another writers.

[@yuuki_seibutu4]

したかったからねがめちゃめちゃ面白い笑

[@dabilover444]

Literally my fav VAs

[@dreamy_0129]

I watched this so many time but still can laugh haha🤣

[@gemanikolemarcial2581]

Even the va resembles dazai and chuuya's height difference HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@saifahmedshejan4783]

Jean Kristein and Light Yagami

[@swaggyotaku2031]

Mamo-chan and Kiiyan being dorks ft Uemura 😂😂

[@natephantomhive1042]

this is super hilarious 😂

[@angeliereyes5304]

yuuto is like atsushi it's so cute

[@wahidawahab83]

Uemura's "mou" is so cute..

[@beatlezetiger7961]

Is it just me or does Mamoru look like Light here?.....

[@gorus6996]

Yess he does

[@bucky9626]

How many times have I watched this? I don't know...

[@kowsuk7707]

where can i watch the other episodes?

[@cassy4995]

I love them 😂❤

[@lauraguti1]

thank you for the subs ! T_T are you gonna translate the other eps??

[@kinzlz]

2:14 they are having fun trolling 😂

[@colortvchile]

Taniyama-san jacket is so cool!

[@allyrhox]

Soukoku: *exists* *then these two's VA's starts a ship*

[@seungminssmile0.0]

Can you see the full version somewhere?

[@alminakeith]

where can i watch the full video of this?