[Eng Sub] Hoshikawa Sara delusions about who gets the most chocolate on Valentine's Day [Nijisanji]

[@toumeinasekkai]

She’s right you know. Kanae seems like the sort that would be hard to approach for that type of thing. I certainly would be too scared to do it, at least. “Ah, thank you” but he smiles in like, the polite but slightly judging way. Kuzuha would get embarrassed, but he wouldn’t say no to receiving gifts. He’d be surprised that he’s receiving them. [nodnod] He’s really cute.

[@MrKeinanen]

I love imagining a gang of girls flocking Mayuzumi who just one by one accepts their chocolate with a deadpan "do-mo"

[@killj0y500]

i can imagine Ange getting chocolate

[@TheAntiYuu]

I’d probably give her chocolate, regardless if Japanese standards.

[@aSHuNa7164]

id give her a chocolate figurine of herself kusa

[@natsudragneel7516]

I wanna imagine that Kuzuha would be sitting at his seat, just sitting down, playing his Gameboy or DS, and then one girl comes up to Kuzuha, and gives him chocolate. When she does, Kuzuha kinda stutters and just softly says, “....thanks”. After that, all the girls rush in and create a wall of chocolate on his desk, and he uses the chocolate wall to play his Gameboy or DS during class

[@taakisilverfield7930]

Dude, I am a straight guy but for the sake of seeing his reaction I wanna see that! Hell I give him one too!! www

[@cat_pucccino92]

I could be the first girl giving him chocolate xd

[@j.airisv.8027]

Aaaaah I wanna see this so bad. xD

[@Ztaellar]

"Chocoretto arigatou gozaimasu!" -blinks-

[@AortaVentricular]

WHY YOU GOTTA FEED ME LIKE THIS BOI

[@gloomsi]

I can imagine Mayuzumi staring deadpan after receiving chocolate and asking, "What do you want me to do with this?" Also she's spot on, I'd want to give Kanae chocolate but I'd be too scared LOL. He's the type that would accept it without any soul which is almost worse than not accepting it at all ;;

[@39Toast]

Based on previous vid At least half his fans are masochistic towards him lol

[@Paramore_your_Decode]

@@39Toast "lol"

[@needsleep.kinoco]

Shachou's would be accurate lol. he'd just open a door and suddenly there's a flood of chocolate gifts bursting in ranging from honmei to expensive brands. everyone's precious CEO would just panic in sheer disbelief

[@ludens1472]

I more likely imagine Ebio to not know it's valentines and would be dumbfounded on why he got the chocolates thinking he is either going to get robbed/blackmailed later

[@izu1624]

Lol i agree, he probably thinking "why are these girls suddenly giving me chocolates? Is this some kind of harassment?"

[@novikovPrinciple]

Makes sense, considering he got his house and inventory restored *as a prank*

[@arowmorth]

@@novikovPrinciple lol true

[@jasonon9849]

"somehow, it's better to have a virgin vibe" Nani!?! my life has been lie!

[@Viewahh]

Akina is a looker do that's that.

[@Luchingador]

you also gotta be cute.

[@hiramesensei3112]

Rule 1: Be attractive Rule 2: Don't be unattractive

[@Necroneer]

Hard to follow :(

[@hestunugroho3654]

Virgin and good looking, it's an "AND" I think that's harder than just being chad slaying girls

[@sayrus2783]

Belmond looks like when you give him chocolate, he has one prepared for you as well. Good translation though, I love the way you translated it.

[@giratius9307]

Nah, i think considering the culture it'll unlikely, instead on white day he'll prepared the sweet for you

[@thestrahl8420]

I can just imagined that, that's how Ebio will likely react if he gets a chocolate.

[@samuellee178]

Lol, I read it in his voice.

[@Necroneer]

Same

[@inoueokaito]

it was so accurate i freaked

[@steppe1221]

Yes that would be something he would say

[@AkioAkiko]

I leave this just for my personal use 👉👈 but if it bothers you I delete it!. Thanks for your translation! 0:10 Akina Saegusa 0:21 Kanae 0:26 Ryushen 0:31 Kuzuha 0:56 Belmond Banderas 1:06 Fuwachi 1:26 Rikiichi 1:29 / 1:53 Kenmochi 1:43 Gaku 2:04 Ibrahim 2:09/2:39 Gwelu OsGar 2:29 Mashiro 2:59 Shellin 3:29 Mayuzumi 4:14 Kagami Hayato 4:48 Ex 5:05 Hoshikawa's papa

[@feifei5859]

Your comment is really helpful, but for 1:14 it's fuwa minato and not Mashiro (*ゝω・)ﾉ 2:29 is for Mashiro Overall great job you funky human bean Sorry for correcting you, I hope it wasn't rude

[@k.yukimeow]

'Hoshikawa's papa' 😂

[@AkioAkiko]

@@feifei5859 Thanks for telling me!, I just read your comment, I already fixed it 🤗

[@PlyAkira]

Hoshikawa has too many Nickname for Ebio. At first it was Ex, suddenly its Albio then Ebio, next is Ebin and lastly it was BioBio.

[@kzushii]

ok but i can really imagine kanae having that intimidating president vibes that every students respect. like he would act all sweet and jolly but if someone breaks the rule he turns into a cold blooded killer. he also probably has a huge fan club that would go "our king!!" whenever he passes by lol. valentine's with kanae would probably go like. : s-senpai, i made this chocolate for you please accept it! kanae: ah, thank you! *smiles sweetly then turns dark immediately* but it's still class time are you skipping your class? and the fans are all m that loves to be scolded by kanae lmao bye.

[@cesaj3616]

Awww Shellin seems really sweet

[@foxsune009]

I also want to know mayuzumi reaction if he got chocolate on valentine. Ebio tho, ara ara

[@PhuNguyen-ph6lx]

5 bucks say he'll just accept with a dead pan "thank you"

[@equinox4537]

Phú Nguyễn - Domo-kun!

[@nenus3r]

I’m begging and crawling and on my knees for someone to animate this

[@acup_of_blue]

I started thinking about Mayuzumi after this, and can't stop imagine him smiling and saying thank you, he's a polite person after all. But if you're closed to him he may tease you with a deadpan face hahahaha. But I think Mayu love chocolate. Fuwa once said Mayu's favorite type of donuts is golden chocolate. Cute.

[@nobodysaw]

I feel like Mayuzumi and Abrihum's reactions will be the most interesting ones

[@pottqssium]

*Its Ibharamu

[@blackjack2526]

Himu for Ebio

[@nelsond3359]

Aburamu?

[@equinox4537]

C'mon, everyone knows that it's Ibruhim

[@bizarrelygreen5177]

His fight against the super chat is ongoing.

[@PhuNguyen-ph6lx]

I wonder what kind of thing will spawn from Mashiro's chocolate

[@user-bm4gb6lr8d]

Me

[@windwood7168]

@@user-bm4gb6lr8d having Mashiro as your father sure is lucky... or unlucky?

[@christine-5996]

The fact that she laughed when she saw kenmochi 😂😂

[@izu1624]

Ebio gives me the vibes of a good doggo, he nice to everyone and excited over everything like a doggo and i wonder if that is the reason why onee-san like him because a good toy to mess with is a good and obedient one(?)

[@Bakatora04]

For some reason I now imagine Shota Ebio.

[@smug880]

"virgin aura" lmao poor akina

[@hal5805]

炎上/enjou means getting “viral” in a bad way, so it doesn’t literally mean “getting burned”. Just a small correction for a clearer meaning. :) 2:50

[@tonysen5583]

5:10 I have never seen the full body of Yumeoi Kakeru before I thought he had a hoodie or sth on from just his neck up but damn now he looks like a person that just goes to a gym and quietly works out (No grunts or anything, just works out and leaves)

[@YoshiroPoh]

4:58 OMG!! the Ebio one sound so accurate...

[@yuuzelthyc9683]

Aaaah this is so accurate! If it was a class I imagine Kanae would jokingly give Kuzuha chocolates

[@TheMarkieMarkMan321]

Can we get these reactions animated? This is some slice of life episode sheet

[@sen0440]

lol why i start imagining things with mayuyu :3

[@jeykritov5123]

what about kanda ??? since kenmochi is actually a loli himself,he will eat the choco with joy

[@why_r_u_runnin9]

I hope they make a Puchisanji out of this :3

[@LANSCE]

NIJISANJI has alot of vtubers damn.

[@39Toast]

I love her delusions so much

[@vinnoob88]

You guys are getting chocolate?

[@equinox4537]

The people giving chocolates would probably be: Ritsuki for Kuzuha, Akabane for Kanae, Ririmu for Uzuki, Ars for Ebio, Ange for Belmond, Rion and Rindou for Joe, Gundou for Kanda, Meli and Furen for Hamu, everyone for Maimoto because he's Maimoto. Also, Sukoya for Tomoe. Kenmochi will prolly receive one from Aki. All the mamas and papas will also get one. Blues will give one to Mayumama, SMC will give one to Kagami Papa, Ichigo and Roa will definitely give Belmond some.

[@prokiller1509]

Now we know kanda will give chocolates to kanae

[@ZaZen1213]

Don't worry about yumeoi, he'll get some from shirayuri

[@Viewahh]

Ritsuki and Kuzuha honestly won't happeb...

[@equinox4537]

Viewer A - Honestly? Yeah, it's highly unlikely. Just clinging to a false hope

[@shine6465]

Sasaki would also give Belmond some chocolate

[@aphylorne3021]

Belmond would probably give any chocolate he receives to Roa, Sasaki, or Ange as a gift

[@kuuryusi]

ngl ebio looks like he's gonna receive chocolates that's mixed with smth fishy just so the sender can get a good laugh

[@Necroneer]

Never experienced a valentines like this.

[@bredthebread4077]

she didnt include kaida because everyone knows he aint getting any

[@bartisrjuba1142]

mashiro is ataccking my heterosexuality lol

[@yuikonnu5079]

A wild imagination indeed

[@Cornholio8787]

she is right i can easily imagine the thing with kuzuha

[@CircaSriYak]

Is it a big deal how someone reacts to getting valentines chocolate in Japan? In America, you receive chocolate, say thank you, and that's that.

[@shine6465]

Not so much the reaction, but valentine's day is a bigger event in Japan than in America. Usually almost everyone recieves something in America and that's nothing special, but in Japan's valentine's day only women give chocolate to men, and it's usually in a romantic sense, that's why Hoshikawa is thinking about all the male VTuber's reactions to recieving chocolate from fans.

[@kelnhide]

Shine that’s not entirely accurate, it being all romantic. There’s also obligatory/ friendship chocolates women give to their close male friends and or acquaintances.

[@shine6465]

@@kelnhide Of course there are obligation and friendship chocolate, but the romantic aspect is very accentuated in Japan

[@Tremulousnut]

It’s a normie thing in Japan. You get both reactions, just like how some people take roses seriously and some don’t. It’s more cultural than anything, an extension of gift exchange and consumerism.

[@negibroski]

I think this is true, i myself also a girl so i can confirm that having a virgin vibe is very important, afterall its very cute and innocent aint it? Nah jk, idk man. Im no gurl but maybe being a virgin chad would be kewl

[@W4DETt]

Where is mah boi kanda?

[@yellow8991]

Where is super chad Kanda

[@gran8325]

Kanda would be the best option lol

[@nuran5537]

2:09 sis what??????

[@november6344]

Ow... yeah.. virgin vibes... so that's why i got a lot of chocolate....

[@EinherjarZR]

yashiro ? Demn

[@yuhinnn]

Does anyone have a link to the super hot peyangu stream hoshikawa was talking about

[@jacobnguyen8372]

I don’t mean to be rude, but delusions is a noun. Properly, the word ”delusions” would be used like, “Hoshikawa has delusions about chocolate.” If we’re using it as a verb, it would be “delude”, as in, “ Hoshikawa deludes herself into thinking (whatever person) would get the most chocolate.” Again, not trying to be mean or anything, just another weird English thing.

[@amemori7138]

Yes, sorry, English is not my native language. I tried translating while learning about grammar too, so thank you very much for the correction!

[@lostdestroyer8400]

nijisanji

[@lordtachanka5990]

What the... aside from eldritch being they have mad scientist in Nijisanji?

[@diavolo2664]

Oh now we also have an exorcist, an ambassador for deities, and an enigmatic demon "scholar" with the eldritch being tier expression.

[@A7XFan800]

Well, Nijisanji's fanlore is SCP Foundation for a reason.

[@akuakkk1908]

@@A7XFan800 pretty much vtuber fanlore i think. Since i've seen comment about hololive being Japan SCP branch on holografiti.

[@chrismon9381]

4:49 which onee san is she talking about?

[@taakisilverfield7930]

I think in on one of the event where all the girls in nijisanji reacts to the boy's voice pack video, Shirayuri tomoe and nui sorcier said they are interested in ebio's voice pack recording. Also nui did collab with ebio one or two times and she did seems had a lot of fun Edit sorry "shirayuki tomoe" I mean

[@GrassKusa]

that ebio one is on point, but mashiro tho she's a good girl not some kind of mad scientist smh

[@KanadeChiaki]

It's a boy

[@GrassKusa]

it's obvious what ebio is

[@equinox4537]

Mashiro's a girl?

[@prokiller1509]

@@equinox4537 My man Mashiro confuses you sexually

[@satan7481]

Mashiro is a trap

[@MaxKnight007]

Where the rest? I need Kanda's!!

[@MaxyStorm3]

Well, if didn't know Hoshikawa is huge GunKan shipper, so by that you can imagine, and yes Gundou gave chocolate for Kanda

[@tiana1423]

So Ryushen is a guy irl? Since his character's sex is supposed to be unknown but Hoshikawa mentioned Ryushen

[@sushiroikura]

what...? ryushen is male...?

[@MrKeinanen]

That is the eternal question. I dont think he/she has canonical gender.

[@arowmorth]

@@MrKeinanen True. Tho he can be seen by some as male, as Hoshikawa did there.

[@A7XFan800]

@@arowmorth And also as female, as they participated in Choco-sensei's quiz.

[@arowmorth]

@@A7XFan800 Ah, right.

[@cyrene03]

wait hol'up Ryuushen is a dude?

[@sorashiro6794]

No, Ryuushen has no gender. So, You can put Ryuushen in either I guess.

[@Arashi257]

But, Ryushen is neither gender

[@jomcabanilla3732]

Ryushen is a Ryushen..

[@kobahina1171]

"Gwelu Os Gar?" "He looks like a chocolate himself" Joke aside. That was racist.

[@jake-sc8gh]

It's not. Some POC even refer to themselves as chocolate in a good way of commenting about their melanin.

[@nggakdigoreng2428]

And also his suit looks like candy wrappings

[@puripuri5593]

it means ✨tasty✨