[ENG SUB] Kanae Reads His Fans Fantasies About Him [Nijisanji]

[@ruminclips]

For those of you that don't know what a "marshmallow" is: It's a way to send messages anonymously! You'll see many vtubers (especially in Nijisanji) and fans using it on Twitter. That being said, Kanae has closed his for an indefinite period of time for the sake of his mental health so please make sure you're sending nice messages to your biases

[@HeavHo]

I'd like to add something: If you have to absolutely send one in English, use VERY simple English, try to keep it as gramatically correct as possible (as to make it easier to machine translate should they want to) and if possible, add your own Japanese translation directly in the marshmallow. Unless it's someone with good English (like Yumeoi), it'll be intimidating if it's filled with words they've never seen and internet shorthands. This is just my 2 cents on the matter of English marshmallows.

[@ruminclips]

@@HeavHo Yes, definitely! Keep it simple and free of memes/slang unless you're to someone well versed in it. They will take what you say literally even if you don't mean to.

[@catbuns_]

Ah, i was wondering why his wasnt available ;_;; i hope he's okay

[@Ruki1411]

@@HeavHo yep, i saw some guys send an essay of ~1000 words of hard english and even me have a bit trouble of wtf did he saying, to a indie japanese vtuber. she confused, trying to read (and gg translate) it but must stop halfway (me too if i was her) then in the comment, that guy asked/spam (in english and gg jp trans) why she not continue, did she not understand english (lol what). A very bad behavior

[@ukisballs5522]

I actually talked to soraru since i was a fan and was able to speak to him a few but im quite thankful for it and even got complimented desu!! 😁💕

[@Reduce135]

kanae looks like a bottom but he only has top energy

[@jzesu9889]

Power Bottom Kanae

[@pouso3850]

Switch exists

[@Yuilyxlyy]

*switch existed*

[@AA-pv6mi]

Switch

[@izanagi5136]

明石手 rip switch

[@freshwatershad]

letting people draw lewd pics of you is one thing but this guy straight up read his own smut, what a legend

[@nemuiro15]

wth is a smut lmao

[@770apostle]

@@nemuiro15 erotic stories, I belive lol

[@regineeufraxia2574]

He's one mad lad 😂

[@kin.4198]

@@regineeufraxia2574 big ass mad lad istg💀

[@yeleoh]

ngl i would do the same

[@jhkgyg098]

Kanae really just went "okay whos been writing smutty fanfiction of me raise your hand high so i can then read it." Today is gonna be called Kanae gets his ego stroked for half and hour.

[@user-ty9yp6xq6n]

jhkgyg098 That's not the only thing getting stroked for half an hour.

[@iwanttodie9653]

@@user-ty9yp6xq6n stroking the pages of the bible that is

[@katakej7557]

@@iwanttodie9653 AMEN

[@xalivent5460]

@@iwanttodie9653 amen

[@Vitx0o]

@@iwanttodie9653 *AMENN* (damn that's smooth)

[@alonto3375]

To be fair, if I knew people were fantasizing about me, I'd also love to hear it no matter how weird it is

[@Derpyderpderper]

Same, it's nice to know that a mere thought of me, no matter how weird it is, crosses peoples mind once and a while

[@arsnohachikoi1767]

And I'll correct my dialogs

[@sandya8219]

I agree wholeheartedly

[@mypassport5436]

It's nice to hear someone talking or thinking about me, period. Unless they're badmouthing.

[@sh4k410]

【 bro... 】

[@ivory753]

I, too, want to be the chair that he kicks when he's raging

[@arsnohachikoi1767]

And constantly being below him... Aghhhh

[@atsushissuspenders157]

Ars no Hachikoi I-

[@Paako414]

@@arsnohachikoi1767 Big mood

[@AA-pv6mi]

Ars no Hachikoi mood.

[@MsDj03]

*In the name of the Father, of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit-*

[@meuthecat]

Damn that lucky bastard get his fanfic voiced by the actual person I'm so jellyyyy

[@Azeren_ren]

Ikr!

[@LSMadness]

*insert sickening but curious meme*

[@hexfizgamingch]

@@LSMadness Priest is that u ? we know curiousity kill the cat

[@menolade]

Ikr it feels so surreal

[@igotthisnamefromanamegener1891]

😭

[@Anticlimaxers]

I love how he's more annoyed by the genuinely wholesome fantasies than by the depraved ones

[@yume5706]

Right???? He loves the lewd ones but the wholesome ones he scoffs its so hilarious

[@imstupid880]

Fujoshi: I prefer KanaexKuzuha Kanae: *Alright, that's where we draw the line*

[@allise8370]

"You weren't supposed to do that-"

[@huachengxieliantgcf]

Can u explain to me who is kuzuha? I'm really new here

[@allise8370]

季節りおた A guy who's friend with Kanae. Theres alot of clips of them so Im sure youll learn more. Also welcome and enjoy your stay!!

[@vxnxllx2220]

@@huachengxieliantgcf Kuzuha is another nijisanji member. They both the same member who concentrating in games. They are a really close friend and spent a lot of times together.. They also in the same vocaloid group called ChroNoir, with the members only both of them. U can check them out^^ also kuzuha is totally a cutie pie❣

[@bootlegshima3126]

He probably feels weird about it cuz they’re roommates

[@kasuka_ch]

Iirc Kanae has a 70% male fanbase

[@tdwl2802]

that won't stop us

[@KusaneHexaku]

not my fault hims a cute aight

[@LunarEdge7]

70% male fanbase, most of lewds making him out to be seme.. I think his fans can have a new term lmao

[@iwanttodie9653]

and that's +1 for the gays

[@Emkito]

we are all bottoms for kanae

[@mononono645]

You can sense genuine delight from his voice while reading the marshmallows XD

[@aldi_the_flash2496]

How tf does this shit got 1.4K likes but no comment

[@aaaaaaaa123a]

@@aldi_the_flash2496 i was wondering that

[@koiyoka2374]

lurkers be like

[@diab0und]

LOLOL IMAGINE HAVING YOUR SELFINSERT FIC LAUGHED AT BY THE GUY IT'S ABOUT OOF

[@jasmine-oe1hs]

GOODBYE

[@YanYan-id7kc]

BYE BECAUSE ID DIE

[@yume5706]

My actual last reason😭

[@kazuh1ko_]

GOODBYEEEEEE I mean if it’s face to face I will die But on the other side of the screen maybe not.

[@abcdtemp]

i also just realized, the self fanfic used the masculine pronoun "ore".

[@lucasfigueiredo1858]

Kanae actually makes me question my sexuality.

[@Emkito]

kanaesexual

[@izanagi5136]

Emkito yes

[@inkheart01]

Emkito yes

[@ria_x_rose]

Even tho i am a straight female he somehow manages to melt and confuse my brain to the point where idek wtf i like anymore....just that he makes me feel things🥴🥴

[@koo-core7274]

same. i am a gay girl yet kanae. he's literally my ideal gf and he's not even a girl💀

[@GrassKusa]

see the thumbnail: wtf? watched the clip: wtf??

[@azzyrito]

felt that

[@Goqolen]

Fr

[@Xanek]

Kanae and his fans are wild lol, him asking for those fantasies and the fans sharing them.

[@vampihana]

i know this man is packing

[@izanagi5136]

Kanae emanates bde

[@莫真心]

exactly

[@ria_x_rose]

I remember this clip where Akina was talking about how he slept over at Kanae's place irl and had to leave early in the morning because he wanted to kiss him but stopped himself from doing something bad. It only confirmed to me that Kanae is gorgeous irl and is def packing some heat💀💀💀

[@hasnyharuddin8157]

Maria Rose omg can you give me the link 😭

[@dudewhat8334]

FR 😭 YOU CANT TELL ME THIS MAN DOESNT RADIATE ABSOLUTE CHAD ENERGY

[@wetsama9920]

I was laughing so hard at that ballpen story but then I realized too late it was probably written by a male

[@nanotsuki]

The "ore" story from the first one is also by a male, it's kanae we talking about. He is high spec men and woman at the same time

[@ivory753]

I'm a girl but I can definitely imagine having a boner from pleasure after getting stabbed with a pen by Kanae

[@ShangMaoo]

@@ivory753 the number of likes when i am seeing this is what you need-

[@ivory753]

@@ShangMaoo so, 911? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ShangMaoo]

@@ivory753 yes

[@thanglongnguyenvu3815]

I ain't gonna lie, i fantasized about him looking at a burning city and goes "gotta go" to which i reply "do you really have to" and then he says "because it's my job to save the world" and leaps from the top of a building. Edit: I may have accidentally create a fangirl magnet comment. It's working quite well.

[@sen4845]

⁉️😭

[@tiredrin8735]

spiderman kanakana 😭😭

[@hamuleto]

😭😭😭

[@yukkiyukkiii2493]

...

[@user-zh5vo8db2e]

im actually screaming oh myg od help 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@ruu9821]

this was so embarrassing to listen to i had to keep pausing HSSHDG,,

[@qwqive]

SJSJX ME I KEEP PAUSING CAUSE I GET SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT

[@grace4683]

bruh same this video took me legit a couple of hours to watch LMAO

[@sen4845]

this is my 2nd time watching and iT STILL HURTS

[@coralchan1660]

Me too ;; i just listen "Don't you remember" with his soft voice and i needed to pause it XD

[@glutenfreecookiestastelikenoth]

Lmao same i pause like every 5sec

[@TheCrystal0817]

i really admire how cool he was (and even expecting all of them to be from...?) with male fans fantasies!! in the stream he always pointed out “oh so this one is from a girl huh!” like he just expected the rest to be from men (which they all probably were)(lol). i really admire that ;; hes so chill... also i wonder how many chronoir bl shippers fantasies he was scrolling past LOL seemed like a lot... shame he couldnt talk about those :’D also sounds like he wants to be thought of as a uke more so *takes notes*

[@sc_endlessdreams]

UKE KANAE

[@TheCrystal0817]

Ai Sekaino your MIND

[@steveweighner]

@@TheCrystal0817 SWITCH KANAE

[@yuusachiibochii6398]

Trust me, most of those fanfics are from girls lmao. I write yaoi fanfics too and am proud. 😂😂😂

[@KK-tl4ih]

What's an uke??

[@persephonepomegranate9652]

He reads his own fan fics, this guy is amazing

[@egg8924]

HAHAH KANAE VOICE ACTING THE FANFIC THO.. the fans must be somewhere in heaven rn

[@katsu558]

A wise man once said- 1:27

[@maurotula]

He is just saying what we all think

[@helloisitmeurlookingfor5898]

🚨🚓👮

[@hase2944]

I'm glad he enjoys reading those and I respect how he's chill with them and can laugh even at the weirdest ones. though I do admit I'm scared to fantasise about vtuber, I feel like once you've crossed the line there's no coming back edit.... I thought I'd share a hack put your phone under your pillow while the audio is playing, it'll feel like your resting on his chest

[@izanagi5136]

Lmao that was a quick shift.

[@Techzors]

lmao this edit

[@steveweighner]

This edit feels lonely..... I tried it and yes it does.....

[@remedymybrokenheart]

HOLY FUCK IT ACTUALLY FEELS LIKE IT OMGGGG

[@mwwwfc2918]

You die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain

[@Wordslay]

Surprised no one submitted joke fantasies where they're in the middle of an overdramatic life-threatening situation and they're just doing something lewd with Kanae

[@sen4845]

damn that wouldve been hilarious 😭

[@KeiKunDesu]

Isn't this basically selfcest lol

[@izanagi5136]

The self insert ones are lmao

[@Muffins4moi]

4:54 AHHGSHSJSJ THE “nice, I don’t dislike that kinda stuff” STOP PLAYINNNNNNN 🖐🖐🖐🖐 THIS MAN KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING

[@catbuns_]

He's enjoying this so much 🤣🤣 you like to see our shameful side huh Kanae? The part abt "rather than fantasizing abt me and kanae, i fantasize abt kanae and kuzuha" really got me 🤣 Thank you for translating! 😊

[@voiddelta0]

Damn right 😂

[@bebekgeprek8376]

omg, im not the only one XD

[@midnight_k609]

I can't beleive this dude straight up asked about his own smuts and fanfics 😅 lol.

[@ShanaNakazawa]

kanae's lowkey implying he wants to read more uke kanae??? your wish is my command, my good sir

[@Whoisme993]

Yes I shall do the honor (and not post it on my yt channel only for mah eye)

[@Suwundae]

Ya'll strange my only fantasy of him involves him getting on my Genshin Impact account and whaling for me And then I thank him With a kiss That slowly gets more passionate And then we break away so I can thank him with a meal And he asks what's for dessert And then I say me 😳😤😩😖😏😔

[@sen4845]

😭😭💀

[@why_r_u_runnin9]

😆😆😂

[@totallynotafanficreader7850]

😳 🥲

[@p00t]

i love how this progressed LMAOAOAOWJJSJS

[@venushimatcha]

😆😆👌

[@pupseus]

I feel like this video is a gentle slap in the face since just a couple nights ago I had a dream where I was dating Kanae bruhh

[@vinny-gq6nz]

I think we all had a dream where we were dating Kanae.

[@shiv1000]

Bisexual man here... _sigh_ everyone has dreamt about that... Mans can do some headshot while he can Heartshot us fans ❤️

[@kacang9128]

Kanae: reading the fanfic Me: getting second hand embarrassment 😳

[@PhuNguyen-ph6lx]

Man Kanae is having way too much fun with this

[@metallickandy]

I laughed too much, but this is a prime example that most Kanae fans are maso. What a legend, having a good time while reading other people’s fantasies about himself, I need that kind of shamelessness.

[@Momo-ic1vq]

I respect both the male and female fans who would send those... even if it was anonymous you would need a bit of courage,, or recklessness ig. Kanae is a legend for letting this happen and being so calm about it

[@kanaerotto4668]

i bet the other name he can't say is kuzuha😂 there are so many doujinshi of them lol

[@Cerita__Dunia]

Actually, since he said its from a shipper it's probably KanaeYou. Shipper is for BxG cuz the BxB is called fujoshi.

[@kanaerotto4668]

@@Cerita__Dunia eh? i think it's called shipper in general for any kind of ships.. if you actually go to twitter, and found the keywords, they have more than kneyu.

[@nleahc]

I don't know what is happening with my YT recommendation but this is the third time I clicked on a video about whoever this person is

[@g_jansol3116]

Ohhh? Do you still watch him?

[@nleahc]

@@g_jansol3116 I haven't seen any recommendation lately and I forgot their name so I couldn't search them up. I just remember what the character looks like

[@banana_chip_stained]

Thats literally happening to me rn

[@aikasakamaki7182]

I'm sorry but he give otome voice actor vibe xD

[@ryunken518]

Ngl the self insert one reminds me of the alarm clock otome (forgot the name of the app) 😂😂😂

[@tumbleweed9652]

@@ryunken518 situation bf?

[@MsDj03]

Okay but for real though, if I met this man in real life I'd get a cardiac arrest and dissociate from my mortal body in a span of 0.3495 sec. While I don't fantasize about this dude, I would DIE just to get a hug from him,,, he seems so soft.

[@nauka7565]

I bet he's a big tall man in real life

[@hminchyu2142]

@@nauka7565 eh~~ i wouldn't really call tall, but i saw somewhere on google that he's about 178cm?? idk

[@nauka7565]

@@hminchyu2142 it would be funnier if he's very tall

[@tragikomedy]

3:10 leaving this here for myself lmao

[@dah2rah]

My sexuality is being tainted by this smug man, what have I become

[@shiv1000]

Come join the Bisexual Club here my friend ✨

[@hanamya]

Gosh I love that he’s having so much fun reading these fantasies and the people who wrote them are amazing 😂 thank you for translating ❤️✨

[@jmb4408]

He sounds so cheeky while talking about fanfictions of him tjfnfjfjc my heart-

[@greenpotatot]

his audience is really creative

[@deflowerdefile]

he's the kind of wholesome that's wholesome even when it's not supposed to be wholesome

[@ieatcheese9013]

5:00 when he said he likes that kinda stuff ////

[@nyloxyloto4871]

I read somewhere that Kanae prefers to be the uke in a BL situation, how true is that?? 😂

[@Latency345]

Depends on the partner

[@u_shiro]

uwaaaaaa, an uke kanae? what a dream

[@ipurpleu385]

Where did you read that from? I don't remember seeing kanakana say that even once :/

[@flaviovasquez8438]

This was hilarious lol I can honestly say I have had "fantasies" about Kanae too but not like those he mentioned in this stream. I'm studying digital art and communication with a focus on Film and TV so I usually come up with scenarios or stories about the stuff I watch on a regular basis. Kanae is my favorite VTuber so naturally I have put some thought about how an anime featuring him and other VTubers from Nijisanji would play out. The most interesting "plot" I could come up with had the VAs behind their respective VTuber live a day in what would be the "storyline" or "lore" for each character, Isekai style. Thanks for the translation!

[@zxsona]

To the person who submitted the marshmallow about their life hack of blasting Kanae’s stream.. I will now be taking that life hack once I live by myself 😂

[@bibidibabidiboo]

I've been kinda binging on his videos after stumbling upon one and honestly, I can't get a read on him, but he sounds scary lol. I don't know anything about gaming etc but it's fun watching these videos.

[@anak5880]

Honestly, same I don't even know Japanese but it's entertaining to watch those videos

[@Haya-ce8ue]

whats sending me is that most of the stories have ore/boku instead of watashi

[@alisharafa6959]

Not good with JP, what does it mean? :0

[@redbeanice514]

ore/boku is used by males, which means most of the marshmallows in the video were sent by males

[@qu2157]

'and he stabbed me with a ballpoint pen' HOLY SHI- IM GETTING WEAK HERO VIBES (its a webtoon)

[@polyn_g]

someone give kanae a voice acting job the way he played that fanfic OUT. a legend

[@bootlegshima3126]

Imma be honest About half of my fantasies are just wholesome cuddles He just looks so warm and huggable TwT

[@shiv1000]

Mines like that too. Half of them are wholesome and half of them are... Questionable. Not NSFW, but something questionable... Yeah let's not just talk about those lmao

[@rewrose2838]

In fantasies? Yes , every night Don't judge me, I can't be the only one..

[@baakojernigan7095]

It's nice to know that wanting to be kicked, punched, strangled or cursed at by the people you like is a universal "kink" 💀💀

[@annemone4758]

Kanae reads smut about himself is cool and all but THAT LIFEHACK THO. WHY DIDN'T I THINK ABOUT IT SOONER.

[@Mewos-l8z]

"I'm good at forgetting things" everyone else: Kanae-san *we know.*

[@Catdemondarkness]

"Rather dream about Kanae and Kuzuha, than Kanae and me" Why not both??? I just had a dream that I was playing FPS games with them and Kuzuha said something that really made me laugh and Kanae instantly started hardcore teasing me about how I was 'too easy to please' so..... Take that as you will.

[@mynameistoosacredtoshareto7020]

Reminding you that you commented this

[@nauka7565]

I bet Kanae is a big tall man in real life ahahah

[@michii.8554]

His voice is so lovely ahhhhhhhhh

[@wuxians]

this was so fun to watch lmaooooo kanaetai 200iq life hacks. and the stabbing ball point pen... i was expecting something like this but this is better lmaooo thank you for your hardwork!

[@euniessi]

HDJSJSHS KANAE DONT BE SHY READ THOSE CHRONOIR FICS FOR US

[@catboyhole]

kanae putting on the soft voice like at 2:20 makes me WEAK

[@ChronicalV]

oh they must've been so over the moon to hear him read his dialogue personally. Also I really get that blasting in the bg thing! Having them on in another part of the room in the bg makes for an immersive experience. This is also a lot of good material loll dont mind me saving this

[@Yumn-nu9qp]

i wonder... if Kanae sneak in to read some fanfic about him and then he need this for some research. xD

[@Azeren_ren]

7:21 soooo guys also huh... Ii ne. I also think Kanae is seme. Like a teasing type. un un

[@Kunoichi4ever4]

Other influencers/celebs: "Dont write fanfics its disgutings" Kanae "How was I?" XD I adore this man

[@keyarca]

This is the one Kanae video I've been avoiding and now that I'm watching I can barely get through it. It's absolutely hilarious but the 2nd hand embrassment is immense 😖🤣

[@zero2827]

I CAN’T TAKE THISSSSS. I’m laughing so hard, cringing so hard, and also pausing the video constantly. How does anyone have the courage to either read or send those????

[@123happily]

‘Yours is a softball’. I love this translation, perfect

[@blondie1583]

I love that he has a sense of humor

[@moffiiemoccha]

He started off saying "it could be playing games or going to the park", little did he know 😭😭

[@Necroneer]

The bed situation is killing me lmfao, sounds like something I'd think off with my waifu. I think a lot of the advices they gave such as putting it in the bathroom, having bad audio quality and such is really useful in our daily lives if we listen to their streams. Yeah people really are interesting, I can't even compare to their imaginations.

[@RichArchilles]

I am ever impressed how so many vtuber tl clips have gone so far without a single dislike. It's been a week and it's still zero. Maybe in the future there will be or this comment will stir up the rebellious spirit in some of you, but as of right now it's incredible.

[@alexisasheep6554]

I now understand his personality

[@nishinoyayuu7908]

"There doesn't seem much of me on the bottom" Me:your wish is my command.

[@asadayo]

i had to look away every 5 seconds due to second hand embarrassment 💔

[@itsalsorowan]

youtube keeps putting this on my recommendations and I CLICK👏EVERY👏TIME👏

[@lohkitakenal1035]

I'm crying when he starts to read the smuts

[@darioivanjimenezremache6509]

Welp, that's enough Vtuber videos for today. Also, thanks for the translation るみん, keep up the good work!

[@vivianoranges]

"Do you not remember?" HAHAHHAHA

[@serene-illusion]

Okay...now I need to look up some Kanae smut

[@remedymybrokenheart]

Sauceeeeeee? 👀

[@lorinri]

Remember: brojob isn't gae

[@callenreesespuffs]

The one who had a pain + degradation + foot kink is an mvp fr XD

[@gasseddupshawty]

5:08 "Nice, I dont dislike that" HELP??2&:$/7: HE RLLY JUST MADE THIS STREAM TO STROKE HIS OWN EGO IM LAUGHING SO HARD

[@dontlookatmypic3594]

I like how most of them are from guys

[@miruneverdies]

Truly a legend amongst men. Though tbh I wouldn't mind looking through stuff people would write about me, if they were to write about me. It's actually pretty curious and I've outgrown the 'NO IT'S FILTH' part of me long ago. In fact, I'd be correcting grammar, spelling and punctuation whilst reading it.

[@Kensuke0987]

omg that ballpen story

[@emoaf8555]

Legit

[@rapszkyniki6372]

1:27 LOL WHY IS THIS SO RELATABLE

[@yato134]

3:11 saving this for my mental stability😭✨ ilysm kanae

[@user-zh5vo8db2e]

WHEN THE LIGHTING CHANGED AS KANAE GOT MORE SERIOUSHGDSJHHKJD

[@soju_983]

𝗠𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘀𝘁 has entered the stream

[@perhaps_nine]

when he went seiyuu mode tho u.u

[@SENKarma]

kanae what have you seen-

[@fioremio]

He's a legend for reading his own smut fanfics💀

[@poes_poems]

Why is nobody talking about 4:52 lmfao

[@weeb-chan1926]

is there anything he's ashamed of?! im fucking dying here and he's so chill XD

[@nyanchan3595]

kanaes mouth mechanics never fail to impress me hes so good at enunciating