[ENG SUB] Kuzuha can't hear Kanae [ChroNoiR / Nijisanji]

the whole scene without cutting is probably over 5 minutes with lots of silence. they were going to play mahjong, kanae was talking to shiromanta-sensei who later would join them to play.
※ original video
• APEX ｜ランク行きま～！葛葉と！【にじさ...
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• kanae
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• kuzuha
/ @kuzuha
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[@sayaka.98]

Kanae badmouthing his friend when he couldn't hear him. That's true friend right there LMAO.

[@yisayla]

LOL

[@nuran5537]

Ummm according to friendship guidelines of NIJISANJIjbaxub that is not true .

[@aomiichi]

@@nuran5537 according to the nijisanji encyclopediamalamama that is not true 👍🏻

[@xxxburntxxx2052]

@@nuran5537 for us it is hahahaha

[@user-zh5vo8db2e]

kz: speak kn: [speaks] kz: SHUT UP

[@tobioflyhigh666]

that part shocked me LOL

[@popo-gl6ow]

@@tobioflyhigh666 me too lol😂

[@eanakay9510]

ITS TOO PRECIOUS I-

[@Necroneer]

That really caught me off guard

[@alexs.7956]

So funny XD

[@Goqolen]

Kuzuha: speak Kanae: yo! Kuzuha: SHUT UP Kanae: *hai.*

[@uchagi2]

When Kuzuha uses mocking tone his voice goes up but when Kanae uses mocking tone his voice goes way down lmao

[@user-kd7mh8sh4h]

it really does 😂

[@paiswag]

Reminds me of gon and killua 😂

[@wolfgangchen7287]

they pretending to be each other?? 😳

[@Necroneer]

Lmfao you're right

[@dangowo]

you can hear kanae holding his laughter when kuzuha said "shut up" LMAO

[@dywfam]

wasn't kanae like... fake shaking after getting shouted at by zuha? 🤔 (his usual dramatic ass we love him)

[@mystamustamickeymico]

That “Hai” had me dying 😭😆😭

[@makii4772]

Got me acting unwise😳😳

[@crustacean78]

@@makii4772UNWISE JSDKFJSKDFFSDJ

[@sabyrox99]

Kuzuha's confused noises haha so cute

[@arisukaa_1025]

Kuzuha : speak Kanae : Yo! Kuzuha : SHUT UP Kanae : * delayed shocked pikachu face *

[@mystaee2914]

ah kanae with glasses and calling kuzuha stupid while he can't hear is so cute

[@celesteee9312]

0:11 www the hai is so funnny i can't stopp

[@kristal3429]

That "ehe" from kuzuha was so cute 🥺💕

[@Emkito]

the venti pfp really sells this comment

[@probablyemi]

Every time I hear someone saying ehe~ it reminds me about Venti 😂

[@luciandelle]

@@probablyemi "Ehe te nandayo???"

[@meygnore7958]

idk why i find so funny kuzuha logging in and out of discord repeatedly lol

[@satorumybeloved]

their friendship shines no matter the situation lolol

[@flvyophile7583]

Kuzuha: shabette Kanae: yo! Kuzuha: URUSSE NAA!!! 👁👄👁

[@TheXDayDreamerx]

The way Kanae still responds so fondly every time Kuzu prompts him, even being concern on whether everything's working fine is so so precious :( But of course, Kne being Kne, he wouldn't miss the opportunity to "badmouth" his friend in times like these. They're so cute, pLEASE I love them. As usual, ChroNoiR teetee~

[@kodzi2098]

"koko ni imasu yo~" its cute 😭👍

[@-Raylight]

Lol Kanae proceed to badmouth Kuzuha when he can't hear his voice, what a true friend xD That *"Baa~Kaa~"* cuteee Kuzuha : "Speak" Kanae : *"Yo!"* Kuzuha : *_"Shut up!"_* Lmao, ChroNoiR is my friendship goal xD

[@lunayueyue]

Kzh: Speak Knkn: Yo! Kzh: Shut up! Knkn: *hurt noises* And also kanae’s “daijoubu? Are?” is so cute!!,!/?.!

[@raen_01]

Everyone liking the "hai" and "baka" while I'm here drowning myself from those "Im here~~!"

[@decide9266]

Same

[@nafnafkun3292]

0:53 *EHE TTE NANDAYO?!*

[@why_r_u_runnin9]

Stupid vampireee :3 haha so cute~ he always trash talks -cutely- when this happens =))

[@yinyang9856]

0:52 That "Ehe~?" though U///U

[@stephaniel3998]

0:12 a peek of their friendship. Lmao kanae’s voice crack 🤣🤣🤣

[@chocoavocado]

the way he said baaa~ka is cute but it also made me laugh thank you so much for translating/subbing this!

[@user-yh7km2dg7e]

kuronowa teetee 🥺 also my brain: make it angsty make it angsty

[@kqpikaadts]

kuzu ; speak kanakana ; yo! ... kuzu : SHUT UP!

[@roselrii]

1:40 ww

[@yisayla]

Plot twist: He was listening the whole time.

[@virenm_]

Kanae being a tsundere anime girl *"Baaa~ka"*

[@venti-s-wife]

Kuzuha: Kanae-san~? Kanae: Yes~? Kuzuha: Kanae-san~? :( Kanae: I'm heree~ Kuzuha not being able to hear Kanae: :((((

[@lostdestroyer8400]

ChroNoiR

[@kieshasalsabila6396]

ChroNoiR

[@kiraniridha9804]

ChroNoiR

[@horriblekellible]

ChroNoiR

[@ren9767]

ChroNoiR

[@jullian_work]

ChroNoiR

[@iseicebabi]

0:11 - 0:13 I KEPT REPLAYING THIS SJSJSJSJ

[@jullian_work]

SAME

[@wisteriabutterspread]

That "yo" is soo aajdisnaejsidje

[@Misaki7Lin]

That final: -Speak +Yo! -URUSE NA ... -Yaruso!~ +...Hai

[@ShirOchi_Channel]

Omg. Thanks so much for the tl!! This was one of my faves in kzh's broken audio(?) Adventure hahaha especially when they had to try different types of call before just so they can continue playing apex. Tried LINE/phone call and even Skype (if I remember right?) Hahaha

[@yooranium]

Theyre the cutest!! But actually if you watch Kzh pov, Kne voice is heard... but im not sure if he's jst joking or he really can't hear. Kzh stream: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rZ6Wkn6Qhcmjq68 from 2:12:35 Or is it really bugged.

[@hiens]

he really cant hear them, he's surprised that his viewers can hear kanae. after he changed his headset's settings everything is fixed~

[@yooranium]

@@hiens Ohhh so thats how it is. Thank you so much for the video!! 🌸

[@ManagerSan00]

@@hiens its been a recent issue with everyone's discord call so yeah

[@kiraniridha9804]

1:38 dont mind me

[@syaqilahpc1456]

Kuzuha : ehe~ Paimon : Ehe te nandayo??!!!

[@riki-no-rina]

I want to have what they have 😭

[@eira1858]

HAii

[@R80801]

1:35

[@olvnne]

they never fail to make us laugh 😭

[@kazuh1ko_]

Kuzuha: Speak Kanae: speaks* Kuzuha: SHUT UP ! !

[@icandothesmurf]

Lmao I love their interactions! Never a dull day with Chronoir! Kanae: “Ha~ii?” Me: *incoherent screeching*

[@hyper-insomniac]

if it's a discord thing, you can create a temporary fix by going to the website version of discord

[@kero6298]

No one: Kanae: hAi

[@_taetae]

this is so hilarious and for what

[@horibohs8524]

kuzuha: speak kanae: yow! kuzuha: shUT Up! kanae:😂😂

[@makii4772]

this is radiating big me and the bois energy

[@saltychips4962]

"Is he alive" LMAOAOAOAO

[@alexs.7956]

Lmao I love them so much They're my animal spirits XD

[@aibiii]

Sasuga sadist Kanae 😆 Chronoir is so freaking adorable!!

[@jidapempie]

คุซึฮะ: พูดซิ คานาเอะ: โย่ คุซึฮะ: SHUT UP

[@juliasandiego450]

WAIT WAIT WAIT KUZUHA'S EHE KIND OF SOUNDED LIKE VENTI'S "EHE" (from genshin) CUTE ww

[@gyubearr]

The fanarts in Pinterest are getting more hot 💀

[@noteneeded1712]

Wait what did Kuzuha say at 1:40? What was the "speak" in kanji/hiragana?

[@hiens]

喋て

[@noteneeded1712]

@@hiens oh thank you that's a weird kanji to me ありがとうございました

[@xian1883]

- Fale - YO - *CALA BOCA TIO* Ku bipolaridades

[@YashinYoku]

Uno reverse

[@vmint4755]

Ok but Kanae with deep voice-😳😳

[@evelynw4598]

I want kanae to call me baaa-kaa~ 🤣🤣🤣 Dont mind me

[@vivixio2737]

1 dislike it's kuzuha

[@reiyaartemis]

Lol, it's so cutee 💕

[@roselrii]

1:40

[@hao9631]

TeeteeNoir

[@sandranastah3587]

Baka kanae

[@VINEERVI0N]

When Kuzuha said ‘Ehe’ I really said ‘Ehe, te nadayo?’ 😂

[@Leesungiee]

"Roses are red" "Violets are blue" I really ship them Cause i do (Sorry if u don't ship them)

[@ssjsimp1004]

Wait... Isn't a Baka a dialect in Japanese?... Im confused...

[@kikiwuca]

1:37