[Eng Sub] Polka's Potato PC and Her Fear of Getting Roasted. [Omaru Polka/Shishiro Botan]

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獅白ぼたんと尾丸ポルカで晩酌 #けものサーカス
• 獅白ぼたんと尾丸ポルカで晩酌 #けものサーカス
Omaru Polka
Channel: / @omarupolka
Twitter: / omarupolka
Shishiro Botan
Channel: / @shishirobotan
Twitter: / shishirobotan

[@Jeridiculous]

Lioness Tech Tips

[@Dollsofgod]

Fund it.

[@ZealotPewPewPew]

This comment is criminally underrated.

[@BastardWolf28]

lteeteestoredotpoi

[@robertbernard7844]

@@BastardWolf28 Now I want .poi to be an actual domain.

[@mazyad3816]

I want to see the intro.

[@fenrirlives2226]

Botan jokes, but I couldn't imagine a more hilarious stream than Polka purposefully booting up a high spec game and playing it on trash visual settings with a soundboard to make engine breakdown noises throughout

[@typehere6689]

There is a KZbin channel whose point is to do stuff like that, but semi-compently.

[@uhoh7545]

Alternatively, she can just run crysis on low

[@SoopDwagg]

@@uhoh7545 you overestimate the power of the poltato pc, i doubt it could install crysis

[@doorway51]

This sounds like something jerma would do, I would love to see something like that.

[@peachCroissant512]

@@doorway51 omg it does sound like a ‘more than 5 minute set up’ jerma bit

[@DrathVader]

"How could you join hololive with these specs" **thinks back to Calli's debut powerpoint slideshow on a gaming laptop**

[@gilgameshlfx7006]

Akirose debuted on a fucking phone.

[@Furanku13]

@@gilgameshlfx7006 wat

[@gilgameshlfx7006]

@@Furanku13 Aki Rosenthal. Debuted on June 1st, 2018. She doesn't have a PC nor a laptop during her debut. She had to stream on phone using Mirrativ app.

[@Furanku13]

@@gilgameshlfx7006 daaamn

[@weedsoldierreal]

Now it's a must need that there's atleast one potato every Gen or the next

[@BastardWolf28]

>"Look at my new PC Botan! It's one of those fancy white cases and even comes with Windows 98! That's waaay ahead of Windows 10. The guy who sold it even said that I can upgrade to Windows XP! He even gave me a bunch of CDs with free internet! BTW, what does AOL stands for?"

[@rade-blunner7824]

And then she went and bought that laughable "gaming router" with Botan freaking out in the chat while she was showing it off.

[@primrosea]

which one is this? you have link? I kinda understand botan's feeling as a somewhat go-to IT guy in my circle lol

[@95nhatnguyen]

@@primrosea this one, I think. At 7:22, Botan said "Look cool" kzbin.info/www/bejne/aYXag2Oih5KcmJY

[@primrosea]

@@95nhatnguyen thank you!

[@PerciusLive]

Looks like the ax11000 from asus.

[@tyjonesd]

It's likely the "sales" person she discussed with.

[@NiWORaven]

Polka is a low performance waifu.

[@Redmanticore]

but also low maintenance waifu!

[@Anyplayer011]

i think low maintenance is much better description than low performance. highly optimised would be better at describing her performant part, i say XD

[@NiWORaven]

@@Anyplayer011 Low "spec" I guess is a better term lol.

[@Carrot_Darknesss]

Low performance, yet high quality.

[@captione6337]

*cost effective would be appropriate

[@starforcenetwork]

“It should run Minecraft fine.” ...as long as you don’t use shaders lol

[@Icetea-2000]

If you say the word Raytracing in the proximity of it it might explode

[@TonkarzOfSolSystem]

Some mods can be pretty demanding too.

[@kolapsg7748]

as long as you don't use shader, some heavy mod or making crazy automatic farm

[@kennethscott6533]

@@kolapsg7748 so basically anything pekora would do in a regular stream right?

[@kolapsg7748]

@@kennethscott6533 well yeah but I'm not watching pekora that much but I think it's nothing compare to someone who play minecraft like hermitcraft or may be server that make mass produce farm like prototech & scicraft . . .

[@damianworek4444]

"You should be able to play older games with lower graphics settings", oof, that gotta hurt...

[@connor_bell]

2:32 I like the lore that Polka's (and all clowns') native language is suits

[@somedudewatchintv5297]

I wonder if at that moment she wished she had a chat like Hana Machia's. When she didn't know if she should get a ps4 or wait for a pc her chat basically said "why not both?" and the superchats started rolling in.

[@akhilshetty24]

Link!

[@somedudewatchintv5297]

@@akhilshetty24 don't have it sorry. I just remembered that from a live stream that happened near the time I wrote that comment.

[@om.more.2005]

That's so nice lol

[@Zambrano2199]

So basically my laptop is better. Polka needs an upgrade ASAP. Also Botan just casually thrashing her friends' rig lmao.

[@Antony2618]

what are her specs?

[@relagssometranslatorpassin1996]

Polka might even have worse specs than my PC lmao. Also Botan savage xD

[@pocapele]

Confirmed in latest stream. She's using i7 6700 and GTX 960 2gb.

[@Kevin-ck6dt]

A high cpu processor but a low graded gpu.... what a combination

[@LuckeeStrikee]

She probably bought one of those pre-assembled pieces of garbage that usually come with mismatched components not meant for gaming, which I think is what Botan was referring to when talking about the bloatware. If I was her I'd buy a cheap used 1070 to match the still decent CPU while waiting for the new Nvidia GPUs to hit the shelves or, alternatively, RDNA 2 and Zen 3, before assembling a new PC. But I fear she's gonna get a shitty deal just like Akirose, who had to upgrade too and ended up ordering a config with a 2080ti just weeks before the 3080 got released.

[@lucelent8427]

@@LuckeeStrikee Realistically good prebuilt 3070/3080 builds aren't gonna hit the market til sometime Q1 2021. If you were to go for build it yourself then good luck trying to find one. It is easier to find one in Japan but still probably won't be able to get one easily unless you put in that time. 2080ti is not a bad card for Aki or any of them since that card will be high end for another 1-2 years atleast.

[@LuckeeStrikee]

@@lucelent8427 Not saying the 2080ti is bad, quite the opposite in fact, but the price-to-performance ratio is much higher on the 3080/3070. Unless you're a streamer who just needs it, at this time it would make zero sense to upgrade to that for anyone else.

[@NonRandomUser]

"Polka's Potato PC and Her Fear of Getting Roasted." What's more fitting than a Roasted Potato PC?

[@dftheembodimentofdepressio2144]

Sasuga Shishiro "Trash Talk" Botan

[@kurohanaend6814]

Should be run minecraft easily Me download mod,shader, RLcraft: why its lagging

[@BobYuan]

Could run battlefield 5 in 4k with 30fps with my 4years old pc。but I got under 30fps with shaders and moded Minecraft

[@Archedgar]

I like how Shishiron is basically Polka's senpai without being her senpai.

[@93SupaFly]

Polka on diy cashier later. Salesperson : yes how may i help you? Polka : BEEEEF PC BEEEEF PC COME ON COME ON LETS GO GOGOGO

[@Orros]

"There are that many digits now?!" Yep, Polka is me

[@josienakamura4967]

L33t lion is so cute and I love how Polka is scared that she's gonna get bullied by the l33t for her specs XD

[@Shuriver]

"There are that many digits now?" Just this phrase gives you an Idea how many gens she is behind Edit: Polka: **upgrades her PC** Who's behind now?

[@feres5020]

it's a five years old PC lol, to be fair. see her talks more about it in this stream: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aXbNZpKdiq-an6M

[@Shuriver]

Feresthe フェレ Yeah xD Already watched that stream thanks xD

[@TempestaDominus]

Mine is still 740 series so her is still better than mine lol.

[@Bravo-oo9vd]

am I misunderstanding something or whether it's intel/amd cpus or Nvidia/amd gpus, the difference in how many digits is at most 1 digit?

[@purshaq1238]

@@feres5020 Woahh.. that's surprise me, because its the same spec with my computer... and I use it to 3D modeling and rendering. and yes it's barely enough with much more patient and Pray...

[@lolkthnxbai]

0:08 knowing now that polka had the phone line plugged into the ethernet (a very common mistake i ran into doing DSL tech support) just makes this whole exchange make sense and more hilarious.

[@thesaintnoodle]

"but i do know about your crappy internet connection" she says at 32kbps

[@tomi2d585]

Man, I would love to see both of them build a pc together.

[@nemeSUS111]

2:17 this convo is so cute

[@cv7368]

Botan is flexing on Polka about her pc specs with her potato microphone

[@maxiarg7412]

Hey Polka is great, been watching since a couple days ago and she's making great content, the reading the other day was a good change of pace, kinda like the old marine stream

[@automatedsoul]

Botan dying laughing is something I needed. She’s so funny.

[@fallbranch]

Polka: I bought all the parts myself! Botan: Why is there a wagon wheel? Is that a rubber chicken poking out the.... where you'd normally have a fan....

[@kabob21]

Botan-papa always be giving Omarun and Nenechi, the kids if 5th gen, tough love. It’s a jungle out there

[@95nhatnguyen]

1:07 Just like how Botan kick off "their f**king holy war" in FC5

[@Seiza25]

Botan is so reliable I'm gonna cry

[@jcudejko]

Oh wow the part where you ♠️♥️♣️♦️ was really creative idea! Really funny too Thank you for the translations!

[@UnclePutte]

Botan's la-laugh is charming.

[@pbyn153]

Hey, I remember you from the early days of raw Asacoco! Nice of you doin' translations.

[@feres5020]

I'm glad you remember me :)

[@pbyn153]

@@feres5020 Well, glad that you are doing fine and doing translations.

[@Orbz258]

I knew@@feres5020was familiar. Its on the tip of my tongue until I read this comment. Glad you're doing well you Asacoco summary hero

[@rafifkhosyi8852]

botan's pure laugh😂😂

[@CloviisSaurus]

polka: I fear no man ... but that lion scares me 😂

[@allseeingeye93]

A Raspberry Pi would be an upgrade for Polka

[@mrbencker1074]

botan voice gives me life

[@bobisalim]

Polka and botan build pc collab stream will be gud :3

[@nyxulrich1865]

Just two ol' buddies having a drink

[@LegendairyRandomness]

2:32 when Omaru started speaking cards

[@ChemySh]

when Botan said "I can help you with that though", I can hear her screaming internally

[@thibaut7780]

As someone who had a potato pc who barely run most games. I feel polka's pain T^T

[@S.A.O.D.A]

Polka's voice sounds like a racecar engine.

[@VKOp1No3]

The way Polka responds is so cute

[@Maxaker]

These gals know their stuff I'm impressed

[@YurgenGrimwood]

"Minecraft should run easily" Me who has barely touched vanilla Minecraft since beta: hah.... "Easily"... Haha.. sure...

[@jupiterho11ow]

Until February I had an old Dell Inspiron that I threw a GT 520 in in 2011. The card was entry level when I got it, and I used it for nine years.

[@heavenseatemperor3628]

This is good video

[@Ixxlostinabox]

Botan shit talking bloatware has made my day, elite gaming Lion has my respect.

[@R4dm1n]

Should run Minecraft easily Me, with an i7 2600 and OBS: Whytf do i get 20fps

[@R4dm1n]

​@Raul Okay um: -I do use NVENC encoding on OBS with my GTX 1050 Ti. -I already figured out which mods to use to optimise the game even further. Afterwards it's a much better experience.

[@Krawurxus]

Somehow I think if Botan was just a lottle more fluent in English she'd be one of the Linus Tech Tips apostles.

[@jhawley031]

"The number of digits on the graphics cards are different" lmao brutal

[@zeriel9148]

Lol, remembering playing on my 10 year old PC, it was actually Minecraft that performed the worst. It's all CPU, so old CPUs struggle with it. Meanwhile AAA games tend to be CPU light or optimized for consoles with weak CPUs, so a 10 year old PC with a decent video card would run new big games fine.

[@nottsoserious]

Personally, I love recommending PC parts to others. It gives me joy

[@rdtiel]

especially ones you can't personally afford

[@nottsoserious]

@@rdtiel so true lmao. I have a 1660 super myself but I'm out here recommending 2070s to my rich friends

[@noesunyoutuber7680]

"Like, who even wants [antivirus software]?" Shishiro Botan, surfing the internet raw like a boss.

[@Spiralem]

5 anitvirus installed... probly when you need to access some yabaii sites

[@royalaustin]

This Duo is so funnyyyyyy 😂😂😂

[@wynot7196]

This Video really hit home because when I play older games my PC runs them fine but one day I tried playing valorant and let's just say even on the lowest graphics settings the game was unplayable and my PC actually froze for a bit

[@Rhapsodos_X]

Polka playing with a GTX 780 is WeirdChamp af

[@Frosttiyblaze]

You'll talking comapring Polka's specs to yours but you didn't notice at the beginning botan roasting polka's internet connection

[@hauunter9398]

polka pc still better than my pc spec :')

[@paulmarchano7238]

The Lion is being nice. She must have already consumed the blood of her enemies prior to this conversation. Satiated Lion is a happy Lion.

[@tntxgoodin]

"Potato Pc" Has better specs than mine :)

[@acreation831]

The Lion’s microphone sounds like you threw it in the water before using.

[@duncanurquhart5278]

the number of digits on the graphics cards...........

[@smokednugget2017]

botan tech tips

[@satellaadjustis9368]

Botan and her Pc jokes

[@gomidesu4042]

Papa botan expose her daughter secret and tease her so bad 🤣🤣🤣 sasuga papa botan..

[@rtyzxc]

Ah I see, shitty prebuilts are universal law of nature.

[@NecroOmega]

meanwhile my pc gets obliterated with minecraft with everything on minimum... a fog bigger than silent hill

[@SystemBot]

a learning experience for Polka to building/buying a new PC, but definitely nice to have advice from Botan, a veteran PC gamer.

[@MrNickLancelot]

Lion Tech Tips

[@Redmanticore]

2:26 " ill try to buy on my own " well the company can suuuurely subsidize for that and for better internet connection. cannot just outsource all the costs to these young workers.

[@squadofsquidstv7077]

That wasn’t the point of the comment. She was saying that she is fine looking for PCs and PC parts on her own and that she doesn’t need Botan to give her advice on what to get.

[@ryumikooo]

Now that she's using 2080ti, she still plays minecraft on 480p

[@andresguerrero3347]

Poor Polka I should join her channel and simp some super chats so she can build a new pc sooner

[@Charronia]

3:27 Through some miracle, you ended up with BonziBuddy on your 2020 PC.

[@Heavenly_Demon_God]

Poltato Pc That's inaugh puns for today

[@sirbhimasb]

Now her router cost more than my graphic card 😂

[@sodaddict]

Polka's a clown. If she were to find a PC by herself, she'd probably end up getting a Wish .com computer.

[@rellikai945]

Man, botan rtx is PERFECTLY SERVICEABLE! *tearfully shields rtx son in the corner*

[@xarin42]

I think the Minecraft can run on anything trope is a bit outdated at this point >.< there was a time when it was true, but that time is no more. Minecraft has put on quite a few pounds since the days of running on Arduinos.

[@ArgoDevilian]

But can it run Crysis?

[@Alextauren1]

I kinda expect that polka's specs were a joke.

[@lmko]

If Botan recommends her GPU from 3000 series - she will go and buy Voodooo 3000.

[@victoriagodinez79]

Im no computer expert so can anyone tell was her old spec really that bad or good for gaming and streaming?

[@ramennoodlelover]

Botan Tech Tips

[@evelustft9686]

Roasted Poltato yeay

[@user-cv2jb8lz8i]

Watame wa warukunai yo

[@theBRANDOProductions]

So her internet is the poltato, not the pc

[@vexrich]

Botan might have had a better computer but what I notice is her worse mic

[@reborn4153]

1 Chunks

[@Norrikan]

So Polka is going to upgrade? Not bad. From a Zuse Z2 to an ENIAC, I assume?

[@demilung]

Man, I also want to upgrade, but miners ruin everything. GPUs are already overpriced because of limited imports, but those people completely ruined it for who knows how long

[@ducstatiba2]

I doubt polka specs are lower that calli's on her debut But in the other hand, will robocos specs be higher than the lion?

[@lqfr8813]

though in some setting minecraft isnt that light to run on potato pc

[@kamo7293]

Well I am still using a 3digit GPU myself... Yeah it may cry at new titles... ... I don't know where I was going with thay

[@brinthstacey]

But yagoo said before joining you must have a high end pc what on earth did polka and her potato bring into hololive 😂

[@Advyn.]

"RTX?"

[@DigitalVirusX2]

"RTX?!"