[Eng] Tsunomaki Watame - Sheep vs Spider

TL notes:
0:20 - I'm not exactly sure if she's saying she met the spider before or it's some phrase I'm not familiar with (and couldn't find when looking it up). The most sketchy part of the translation by far.
Watame's stream (clip from around 29 minutes in):
• 【マインクラフト】深夜の家作り！一緒にまった...
Something I did to take a break from the long video, which looks like it's going to take longer than I thought.
Man, I'm a master of thumbnails. Look at that. Can't tell it was made in 3 minutes.

[@WATAMELON]

The spider probably realized its grave sin of terrifying watame so it committed suicide.

[@gbporto9701]

Everything Watame does is just pure happiness Except for that spider. She choose suicide over sheep

[@chasebladesword1211]

It felt so bad for scaring her it couldn't handle existing, a Sad day indeed

[@gbporto9701]

@@chasebladesword1211 We would all do the same. The spider is a hero. If Watame says my existence is disgusting, then there's no other way than to end my life right away.

[@DaisyGeekyTransGirl]

Well I mean in the day, it’s technically a good guy so makes sense.

[@nicmagtaan1132]

the amount of wool in the buildings is terrifying

[@tituslim3137]

She be using her own skin to build that

[@nemuiro15]

it's Krusty Krab all over again 😳

[@aldren2k898]

@@tituslim3137 you mean wool...? (・_・;)

[@tituslim3137]

Aldren2k nah It’s *SkIN*

[@ElMaiq]

The sheep claims another victim...not only is she a janken expert but also a battle strategist

[@LoblueHaze]

Epic battle indeed

[@_DuongMinhQuan-rb9gh]

Suzuhara Lulu approves this sheep

[@TeardropSidemarker]

_When the lamb opened the sixth seal, I looked, and there came a great earthquake; the sun became black as sackcloth, the full moon became like blood, and the stars of the sky fell to the earth as the fig tree drops its winter fruit when shaken by a gale. The sky vanished like a scroll rolling itself up, and every mountain and island was removed from its place. Then the kings of the earth and the magnates and the generals and the rich and the powerful, and everyone, slave and free, hid in the caves and among the rocks of the mountains, calling to the mountains and rocks, “Fall on us and hide us from the face of the one seated on the throne and from the wrath of the Lamb, for the great day of their wrath has come, and who is able to stand?"_

[@mainecp9]

Even has those crazy eyes...

[@rasydaniman8791]

Arent she just a art stude-

[@siaowun9418]

watame exists Spider: welp guess I'll die

[@mycommentbelike]

Alternate title : Gravity vs Spider

[@Huba_ha]

That spider killing him self for watame

[@Casalinced]

We could say the spider took "I would die for you" too seriously and did it for Watame, truly a fan And i think in 0:20 she said "Ah, there is one uphere" not sure tho, but i think is the best translation i could find

[@patrickjasonbongales5080]

The spider cannot fathom living with the grave sin of hurting Watame and so, it chose death.

[@kindle9597]

Watame wins by doing absolutely nothing compilation

[@OnceInABlueMoonTranslations]

So I'm working on a long video (approx 80 mins) and it's taking longer than expected. I'm going to work on shorter videos as well and spend less time on just the long one. What do you think I should do for the long video: 1. Cut the video in half and have a decent gap between the two parts 2. Wait until it's done and release it all at once

[@_DuongMinhQuan-rb9gh]

OnceInABlueMoonTranslations In my perspective, whatever you do is a blessing from the god, I very appreciate your work. And for my opinion, I think you can do it easy and steady until it gets finished then release all at once. Just take it easy, again, I really treasure your accomplishment. Keep up the god work!

[@unnaturallynatural8885]

i have a feeling people won't have the attention span of an 80 minute video, but the again, the people who watch these streams usually watch for hours and hours, so maybe a long video COULD be better?

[@Blockio1999]

Can we talk about the fact that at the end, the giant pig statue had Haachama's face

[@yhlee1205]

The spider couldnt take it when watame called it disgusting.

[@faridoctoz9993]

Watame: Disgusting Spider: Guess I'll die

[@thesenate5913]

spider: it's over watame, i have the high grounds!

[@GuardianChcken]

The moment the spider saw watame it panicked and decided to commit Sudoku

[@Suraniset]

cute af

[@drakke125Channel]

Spider kills itself* Watame falls on her butt* =w=b

[@risensan415]

the spider preferred suicide before having to face watame

[@By_Cynical]

Watame: Disgusting Spider: 1:17

[@lewisonhowerconnery259]

Spider.exe has failed to run due to meeting problems with watame.exe

[@fair8709]

the spider got depressed and commit suicide because of being call disgusting by watame

[@neaht6169]

The spider was a simp and committed suicide.

[@tacotakul1727]

The spider knew she was no match for that sheep

[@sulitsekali7378]

that spider rlly stupid

[@msaag5490]

Kawaii

[@JumperMelon]

wait this bgm

[@core-nix1885]

Is it me or does the Japanese word for shovel sound like "scooper (scoop-uh)"? It sounds cute, tbh.

[@OnceInABlueMoonTranslations]

Shovels can be referred to as "shaberu" or "sukoppu" so I think it's "shovel" and "scoop." They both use katakana so they're both loan words.

[@prxnce6588]

F

[@dm-san4298]

Whats the song she sings at the end 2:05?

[@yomiin]

Ito by Aimer :)

[@hentaisukidesu3755]

gonna put this on my top 10 anime battle