English Vs American PT 2 !!!!!

[@georgiabentz9503]

And the baby is bilingual in American and British.

[@willtheangrydudeist9120]

Well, trilingual actually... American, British and Babytalk... Lol

[@soph9141]

Britcan nevermind that sounds terrible

[@asummerphoenix]

No. It’s the same language.😂😂 just didn’t deferent terminology.

[@asummerphoenix]

Also, British isn’t a language. It’s a nationality.

[@carolynmyers3953]

American isn't a language either, it's a person who is born in America. We call it English.

[@xhibba59]

Husband: English Wife: American Baby: Australian Edit: i can not believe i have 1K Edit 2: OMG 2K!? Edit 3: THIS COMMENTS SECTION HAS BECOME INTO A FAMILY FOREST!!!

[@fatimahghani7037]

2nd child: Irish

[@bobbills2953]

3rd Child: Canadian

[@samfairbanks3692]

jesus christ how many kids is this family gonna have edit: HOLY FUCK GUYS IM CHECKING IN WHEN THEY HAVE 19 KIDS edit no.2: now they have 22 honestly i feel really bad

[@1elysian1]

6th Child:Asian

[@1elysian1]

7th Child:Korean

[@ivy5614]

Australian is a mix of both and then we make some things up

[@mindycoleman1745]

😅😅🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪

[@season4266]

The dead bi person ikr ayye half the time I was agreeing with the British and the other time I was agreeing with the Americans and then other times I was just laughing at the fact that we make up our words

[@madeleinem1234]

Like thongs. They are what you call flip flops. Not the underweae

[@moniquecarstens2060]

Sloth yes we do, but some of these I have never even seen!

[@a.c.d.s]

So do the Irish!!

[@rukittenyt743]

English: *_"We call it a queue because you must wait"_* American: we call it a line cause thats a shape they go in

[@darwinpowell7841]

really British English is just extra literal

[@ThePeiperleck]

@@darwinpowell7841 We aren't and it literally and Are not is

[@justinestamatakis7616]

Yeah im english

[@holliekrikorian786]

3:16 I’M DEAD 💀😂😭🤣 “I would never lay a hand on you” 😭😂😭

[@slopebs4412]

1 Minute ASM

[@platonica3622]

666

[@dontbeadog12]

SpiritDrxgon xx omg yass 666

[@addisons.4888]

I’ve never heard it called a wife beater I call it a tank top

[@TheWallowingMadman27]

British & American are EXTREMELY different from each other. I love hearing the differences in slang & accents

[@logan5980]

"I thought you said you wanted to get banged" lmao 😂😂😂😭🤷‍♀️

[@wolfmoonwalker6553]

Her: "This is a handbag, this is a purse, this is a wallet." Him: "That's a purse, that's a handbag, that's another bag." Me: 😂

[@ktiauwu9273]

That is what we say in England

[@wolfmoonwalker6553]

@@ktiauwu9273 Yeah, I know. I'm English and I'm still laughing my head off.

[@ktiauwu9273]

@@wolfmoonwalker6553 lol same

[@Princessitaandreita]

The thing is that I agree with him but I am not English

[@Randomperson-si4bj]

KK forlife not just England the whole of UK and probably other places

[@Ailumer]

I've never heard of "throwing a wobbler" and I'm English, we just call it a fit. At least that's what we do where I'm from

[@emmsdaniels924]

Or hissy fit lol and I’m a Brit

[@peytonagreste6946]

Samee im from kent. I mostly hear like fit or hissy fit

[@ShelbyGTMustang60]

I'd say throwing a wobbly, but I'm Welsh not English

[@peytonagreste6946]

@@ShelbyGTMustang60 ohh k thx cuz i never heard it

[@emmsdaniels924]

PeytonM Felix Hey I’m in Kent aswell, well on Sheppey actually 🙂

[@ilinca29]

As someone who is learning English....I've never been so confused😂

[@platonica3622]

It's probably better to learn British english as American english is more of a broken or slang English. Sorry if I seem a bit too serious. 😅

[@ilinca29]

@@platonica3622 Ok thanks for the advice

[@nachin731]

Alooo~ i've been studying english for 10 years almost, and british english is most easy to understand in my opinion. Btw, it's really confusing because in the textbooks thdy show you british english but if you see a movie you hear american english.

[@icypopsicle9082]

English is an... interesting language.

[@ninjaked1265]

Ilinca Unicorn it depends on where you live, if you live in Europe then you should learn British English. If you live in the Americas then you should learn American English. Though once you learn one version the rest is easy.

[@vivianshi9668]

now the real question is...... *who does the baby agree with*

[@nicolenoone4925]

😂

[@fredfoster5433]

I hope he just takes the nap.

[@umarmohamed7574]

😂😂😂

[@untitled_2.012]

UK

[@Funwitheleni]

Uk

[@rachelking3770]

“Its PAPER TOWEL” *kicks them out of his hand* It was at this moment he realized he’d married an American

[@BoraCM]

I'd say kitchen roll. Edit: Paper towels to me are the ones you dry your hands with in public toilets as an alternative to the hand dryer.

[@animegirl0247]

BoraCM 39 same

[@pjbottoms839]

God bless

[@whyamigae9666]

It just reminds me of wet paper towels in primary school

[@melissajane9652]

I say whatever comes out first usually kitchen room but sometimes paper towel. Paper towels reminds me of the blue rough sheets of paper we had to use in primary school if there was no toilet rolls left 😂

[@lync67]

"It's post code, and do you need a rubber?" "How is a condom gonna help me in this situation?" LMBO #thatpart! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@icypopsicle9082]

People call condoms rubbers? America is so weird... (I’m American)

[@taecup3806]

@@icypopsicle9082 rubber is just an American slang for condom

[@icypopsicle9082]

@Refrigerator Oh I didn’t know that.

[@Hannah-dh4bs]

@The Math Guy I mean that makes sense I guess 😂

[@gabbiebolton3065]

Laura:that’s a wife beater Steven so innocently:I would never lay a hand on you

[@armypidge6333]

I’m in Australia and here it feels like it’s a mix of American English and British English

[@armypidge6333]

Anabel Gveric lol yes!

[@pankosushi]

Defo

[@armypidge6333]

@@pankosushi ik!

[@phoebemaughan]

😂 same, it's funny some of these things

[@arabellapowell6504]

Same dude same

[@RhyperiorRanger]

“How is a condom gonna help me in this situation?” Don’t ask questions you aren’t prepared to know the answer to

[@physcoticteen7708]

Oh she's deeefffinnnetttlllyy not prepared~

[@raeishere0]

Lol

[@neshelmendez3921]

Rubbers,when you need to erase something that never happened 😂😂😂

[@queneshiarena]

Don't call it a wife beater, it's a tank top.

[@RosieHip24]

It's a style of tank top, where I'm from, we refer to tank tops by their type

[@dingding267]

Queneshia Granger It’s bc people who used to wear it the most were trashy men who would do shit like that.

[@hamishlam8385]

it's a sleeveless shirt ffs

[@coodacooda1]

Queneshia Granger white beater

[@haleypolk4433]

We call them by type here. “Spaghetti strap” “wife beater” “racer back”

[@narutolover5368]

the level of passive aggressive in this is absolutely hilarious

[@fionarhiannonpitbullextrao5786]

And OMG, little Alfie is getting so big already!!!! And I swear it's illegal to be that damn cute. He is way too precious and adorable for words, isn't he??

[@fluffy_marshmallowxox7531]

Omg yes! He is so adorable!!

[@87apizzi]

Aside from the laughs their chemistry is amazing. They're a rare couple.

[@lunaeditz6054]

I can relate to this english vs American thing im English and its very annoying

[@alexcunn77]

Honestly I think English makes more sense

[@lunaeditz6054]

@@alexcunn77 yeah cause a vest in America is a ??wife beater??

[@peytonagreste6946]

Sameeee when i went to America for a wedding i was just correcting my cousins

[@V_098]

Me too, like faucet? What in the world is a faucet?! Is it a tap or what?

[@chanthecat]

PeytonM Felix Technically you weren’t “correcting” them you were just telling them your way of saying it-

[@friendlyneighbourhoodbridg1354]

“Beets” “Beetroot” “I’ll BEAT YOU!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@maddiearnoldwood5718]

I love you guys my mum is American and my dad is British and I speak both sometimes it's really confusing 😂

[@kindairreevant8607]

My families like that, i live in England (idk if ur in England or America) and for context fanny is a swear word here (I think). Once I was in school and meant to say bumbag and I said fanny pack...it was in year 7 as well so I didn’t have many friends 😂 so now everyone in my class thought I was trouble

[@silviamanrique2864]

My kids will go through that experience lol. Their dad is British but he’s moved to the states to live here cause I couldn’t be too far from my family. As for him he didn’t care where we live. My son says trousers and pants and he pronounces certain things like his dad but he uses both types of English and also Latin American Spanish cause I’m Peruvian.

[@maddiearnoldwood5718]

@@kindairreevant8607 yesss I love when I go to America and see my grandma and she says stuff like do you want some chips and then she picks up some crisps and I just roll with it 😂

[@platonica3622]

@@kindairreevant8607 Yeah, fanny isn't a swear word, more like... an inappropriate word.

[@icypopsicle9082]

So you’re basically an Australian (I saw a lot of comments saying Australia is a mix of the two)

[@LilzMay-sk3ew]

I'm British and I've never used the word 'wobbler' in my life...😂

[@mitchellbailey6258]

I have heard it once in a blue moon but almost always to take the piss

[@saby8765]

I said to my American colleague, my brother's a dafty, they didn't understand!

[@calliesmith2311]

Same here

[@calliesmith2311]

@@saby8765 oh my gosh

[@쪙이-z5f]

What's wobbler??

[@sxmaiaa]

Who else wants part 3? ❤️

[@javierwa]

It is not the first time I watch your videos and everytime you make laugh a whole lot

[@DocBaker69]

LMFAO! I LOVE you guys! I have shared yer videos more than any other. :-D

[@southernbelle4398]

Y'all's "Lil' man" is absolutely beautiful!!! 💙🙏💜

[@SovereignJarodKwan]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. These two are relationship goals

[@joshuahallmark4984]

His face when he said, "cooker" was great. Just enough mischievousness.

[@gailajones6798]

You complement each other so well!!! 😍😍 Sweet little family 💕 thanks for making us laugh!

[@davidpowell3090]

This was much funnier than I thought it would be. You two are so funny

[@marlenealeman1132]

Love these!!! Keep doing more!!! I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

[@TizzymaiiMaster]

Please do more of these! I have American friends online and as much as they love giggling at how I say things (I'm from UK) we sometimes get into confusion with some words. xD This is relatable.

[@jaspspiritual8966]

This one is 10 times funnier than the first 🤣🤣🤣 especially the end.. Steven: we need kitchen towels. Laura: *ITs PApER TOwELS!* (kicks paper towels outta hand)

[@Lionesse-z41553]

I loved that!

[@neivebroughton4723]

Actually it’s kitchen roll

[@hollycompton1903]

Him: Setee. Me: IT'S A BLOODY SOFA!!!

[@mitchellbailey6258]

Tis a setee

[@calliesmith2311]

Same I call it sofa anyway *moment of realisation* Wait he British... I British I confused

[@thehausofdiva3883]

same

[@blacknred7629]

It’s a couch

[@janesmith1398]

Chesterfield

[@stephengoldsmith1]

I can so relate to the whole chips / crisps argument

[@jennjenn9628]

This couple is def in love...watching them is different from other videos i come accross on youtube....its genuine

[@Autumnmd28]

When she kicked the paper towels 😂😂😂

[@beaniewearingtrashcat8066]

Child of the couple: My parents fight a lot Kid: Oh my gosh that's horrible Child: Oh no, it's just the American revolution *whispers* But with _words_

[@lilyandluke26]

Me saying it’s a tantrum

[@haylz27]

I love how as an Australian I'm in between both lmao

[@mandyodell3412]

I so feel Stevens pain being from England myself living in America. The struggle is real!!

[@calebstrickland8343]

Watched this on Facebook and now my wife and I are going to watch this another 100 times on KZbin. Keep up the good work

[@aprilnutt8714]

Love these miss these.

[@mistyxcara78]

I’m English And I Understand Americans So Much!

[@Rosie-o3l3v]

Laura’s face when Stephen explains football.. I’ve been waiting to impart that kind of rational on an American for a long time n seeing him do it.. not gonna lie, it made me feel good 🤣

[@zeuslgn]

I'm giving him points on bill vs check. In the Midwest, we call it a bill too. And before 1990 or so, you could probably pay it with a check.

[@GreyeSkye]

I grew up in England, and moved to the US when I was nine. As a result, I have a mix of dialects in my head, but I was too young to understand all that. Anyway, these videos are really helping me understand my own vocabulary, and why some words that I know the meaning of I haven't heard in a long while. "So *that's* the difference between a Satsuma and a Clementine! Nothing!" So, yeah. Thank you for this.

[@unicorngirl6514]

OMG SO FUNNY!! I laughed most at the part when you asked how you spell Pacifier.. that was the funniest when.. England: I'm just taking the piss America: YOUR TAKING A PISS!?!? omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You need to make a series of this 😂😂

[@amberfierstein1294]

As a child from and American/English family I feel this to the bone; especially when we go to America to visit the exstended family

[@glowingcrystal3321]

No one: Baby: *can we speak Australian now?!*

[@fionatsangarides6201]

Wow that’s an amazing kick of the paper towels at the end and the look on Steve Face is so f hilarious !!!

[@Jason-fz1zd]

She is my favorite youtuber your baby is so adorable ❤️

[@ipsychosocial9850]

These videos are so funny to me because my boyfriend is British and I'm American. We have conversations exactly like this except he's more forceful like Laura. 😂😂

[@samihacarrim4869]

I speak like a British 😂 (so does my fam and we aren’t British nor American) 🤣

[@dawndipierro373]

Steven’s face during the whole Wifebeater skit had me rolling 🤣 My manager even laughed lol

[@johnpaulgosnay3279]

I've never understood the month/date/year thing...... It does not make sense 🤔

[@ravennexusmh]

Exactly shortest to longest

[@iwatchkittenvids45]

But you would want to know what month you're speaking of first, no? Oh wait.... so how does one know what the date is if it's like 11/11/2019?????

[@AncientEsper]

The best way is year month then day. Easiest to sort thru in anything really.

[@evastickler3298]

In the U.S. we DO use day/month/year for certain writing formats (most often MLA and APA in my classes) for essays, lab reports, etc. Though it’s only first taught in high school (in my case at least) and continues to be used throughout college/university. Though, weirdly enough, it’s still not commonly used for everyday things, nor for most official paperwork or documentation.

[@kocakolas]

@@evastickler3298 O_O Such long information

[@JMWxx]

I’m English (from England) I agree with him. But this made me laugh 😂. I love this series you two are doing.

[@Pond721]

You have to be from England to be English lol

[@wenchilow8834]

Realising that i used both at diff times when I am not American and English

[@mirofeya]

And the last second was the time I laughed, with the Stephen, his giggle is contagious.

[@pinkheart4746]

Dad: this is vest Wife: that's a wife beater Me the aussie: Dam that's a singlet

[@rc.g5436]

I’m from the Bahamas 🇧🇸 and we call it a singlet too!

[@chrissyofficial1542]

They are the funniest! one messed up love.

[@ForeverAYaoiFan]

Australians use both British and American words and terms as well as our own so these videos are fun 😂

[@BunnyGirl1552]

I love how cute they are.

[@newellfamily5438]

This is so me and my husband! He is from Northern Ireland (uk) and I'm from the us. Please check out the videos of our little one

[@TheTugboatgirl]

awwww, the joys of living with a bloke

[@LucindaPug]

Him: “Ohhh we getting ice Lollys?” Her: “No we’re getting popsicles” Me: “No your getting icy poles!”

[@lissam7]

Yesss 😁

[@toooobz]

*Ice on a stick*

[@weirdowithahoodie289]

Icy poles??? I have never heard someone call them that, and my American brain is confused XD

[@LucindaPug]

WeirdoWithAHoodie hahaha that’s what we call them in Australia

[@siddheshkakade2888]

no we're getting ice candy.

[@stephaniebrown9476]

I'm an Aussie and the whole time I was picking out which words we use from which continent.

[@nasacat7826]

Legends say that they're still arguing over the bill

[@Preussfam]

I love that you do these! It explains so much I never understood when reading British literature. 😆😆😆

[@ruwaida8186]

I’m out 😂 “I would never lay a hands on you” 3:16

[@darchelleskipwith3094]

This is the 2nd one of these i watched today. It was so amusing I hit the subscribe button right after. Usually dont subscribe until i have watched about 20-30 vids.

[@yourmother2108]

I love English vs American vids

[@janicelarsen8292]

Your English verse America are absolutely hilarious keep them coming.

[@phoebelong3312]

Why do Americans call petrol/diesel gas,when it’s literally a liquid🤦‍♀️

[@annoyedsleepy6031]

xPhoebex because it’s short for gasoline

[@orangetruffle6024]

It’s short for gasoline...

[@hannahrenee3763]

@@orangetruffle6024 u don't put bloody gasoline in your car tho do you

[@bishwahh8710]

Hannah Renèe yes.. are you dumb

[@hannahrenee3763]

@@bishwahh8710 nah i put diesel thanks

[@tieganwoolsey2]

I think their baby is GORGEOUS ❤️🥺✌🏻

[@danicaallen6303]

Steven: I was taking a mickey. Laura: Who's mickey. Steven: No I'm taking a piss. Laura: YOU'RE TAKING A PISS?!? Me: this line just broke me, I knew some people were strange, but oh my god!!!

[@ezzyb2856]

Taking the piss hun not a 😂

[@neveharrop7244]

The waiter must have been very amused while helping them film

[@urchowmein]

And then Australians here be like: BOTH XD

[@BradyAus]

*YES

[@jessica48390]

I love watching you two because my dad was from England. Every time I watch these English v American videos I image in my head my dad and the different terms I learned as a kid but some things actually are called by British terms in America, but it’s starting to fade. The one video he was right calling the one a pram, because everyone I know has always called the one a pram the other a stroller. Love both of you

[@kianabryne2919]

"i can help with that" lmao

[@1994Patios]

That was priceless!!! You got an Aussie mate? It’ll be awesome if you add that to your equation.

[@mykhlnu]

My dads American and my mums English so this basically sums up my childhood 😂

[@magdacovaliu1723]

‘Your taking a piss!’ 😂 i chocked on my juice

[@i_dont_like_you3308]

I just realised that Australia is a mix between America and England....

[@miraaddams3380]

Ahahahaha the date. 🤣 as an Italo-American I’ve had trouble with that when dealing with that difference. And I agree with Stephen: month first doesn’t make sense, I never understood that.

[@iwatchkittenvids45]

Do you jump in a jumper or do you sweat in a sweater? 🤔

[@dingding267]

iwatchkittenvids45 you sweat in a sweater

[@weirdowithahoodie289]

Both

[@janicelarsen8292]

You guys are just too damn funny

[@evastickler3298]

Meanwhile, in the U.S.: North-easterner: “IT’S PRONOUNCED PEA-CAN!” Midwesterner/Southerner: “IT’S PRONOUNCED PE-CAHN!” My northeastern mother after 30+ years in the midwest: “Pea-cahn.”

[@evastickler3298]

How to say “coffee” in the U.S. New York: Caw-fee New Jersey: Cooaw-fee Massachusetts: Caffee Most other places in the U.S.: Coughy Artists on the internet: Ko-fi

[@dongxuemo4090]

Thank you!!!!! I’m Australian and I wondered why my Spanish friend kept calling her handbag a purse!! Women have purses for their money, men have wallets

[@supersparklelord]

“Beet” “No, beetroot” “No, beet you!”

[@kaitlynrollsdiceold7506]

-Evergreen- I didn’t realize beetroot was an English word... I’m American and I say beetroot without realizing it’s not an American word L

[@twinx350]

Slapping his hands as he’s stealing fries! 🤣🤣🤣

[@charlie_lmao8411]

Them: WOBBLER FIT WOBBLER FIT WOBBLER FIT me:TANTRUM

[@chocolateicecream7527]

Yaaasss FINALY it's a tantrum

[@cynthiawang6061]

They're hilarious and cute at the same time......

[@adriantexas5403]

“I want bangs” “I can help with that” *A few seconds later* “Oh you meant a fringe” “Oh you thought I wanted to get banged”

[@stephanieslover8958]

Alfie sounded like the chorus of the song "Holiday Road" by Lindsey Buckingham! "Holiday rooooaaaddd ahhh ahhhhahh ahhhh ahh..." Lol! So cute!

[@user-db9yc3cl6e]

And the baby is going to end up Australian 😂

[@ccassy5]

I’m Aussie and we use both American and British words so I was agreeing with both of them time to time

[@dollieedgar856]

American mum + british dad= austrailian baby *its simple*

[@saby8765]

That's more like Anglo american

[@georgiepies]

Being from the UK .... this is bang on 😋