Englishman Reacts to... Cezary Pazura - Zakupy z Teściową / Shopping with Mother-in-Law (P2)

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Translated by: ‪@Pan_Damjanek‬
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[@luiza1682]

Bardzo lubię się pośmiać! Ostatnio zauważyłam, że jak oglądam kabaret na innym kanale, to czegoś mi brakuje! Rob- stałeś się częścią tych kabaretów! 👍👏🤣

[@RobReacts1]

haha thank you. I certainly try!

[@PaweStefaniuk]

In my opinion the translation is over simplified due to timing. There were more jokes involved. I guess you understood the most important point of this story so I'm ok with the result.

[@mbuszka5295]

Yes. I plan surely being for part 3. I agree with You, that this is LONG story. So keeping audience interested in it for so long is job great done. 😊

[@pawewitek1754]

That's actually true, many years ago (around 20-25 years ago) in some supermarkets staff was equipped with roller skates. Pretty wild idea in my opinion.

[@vishd33]

Rob , Cezary Pazura been acting on stage , on tv and doing stand up for total of 41 years , and now he is doing KZbin and from time to time visiting some bigger Polish KZbinrs for sort of interview or just fun hangout

[@Thomas--Anderson]

I always wonder how such an actor is able to memorize such a huge amount of text.

[@wojciechwieja5134]

He didn't memorize whole text but topics, I guess. He is a good actor anyway

[@AlexNona80]

improvise

[@StrielokLive]

good actors don't memorize whole text. Good actors know their role and know what and how to speak. Yes some parts needs to be memorized, but mostly they need only context and the rest is pure improvisation ;)

[@skandalsky66]

Such stage disco-polo and probably the period when Pazura performed at events during which cunning companies sold pots to older people for 4-5x more than the store price.

[@przemysawh7865]

Your translator who translated these old sketches, like this about queuing in two lines, was the best. This one here... no comment 😢 With a better translation you'd have much more fun :)

[@Pan_Damjanek]

suggest one then, droga wolna

[@Pan_Damjanek]

swoją drogą, to ta sama osoba

[@przemysawh7865]

@@Pan_Damjanek To popraw sie, bo dużo umyka

[@Pan_Damjanek]

@@przemysawh7865 na przykład? Który to znamienity żart został pominięty?

[@przemysawh7865]

@@Pan_Damjanek chodzi o tłumaczenie zdań, dosyć niechlujne. Czasem nawet brakuje tłumaczenia tego co Pazura mówi. Jeśli osoba tłumacza w poprzednim skeczu o którym mówiłem i w tym, wydawała się inna, to coś jest na rzeczy

[@SthNothingEverything]

Cezary Pazura zagrał jakiś czas temu w kilkuodcinkowym serialu komediowym zatytułowanym 'Teściowie'. Teraz jakoś na dniach ma być część II. Jakieś urywki są na YT: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gomsnmyhpKZ5i5Isi=o2cxmraQZOaTCmBf

[@Sandro_de_Vega]

This is equivalent of early stand up in poland. You can even say that Pazura is predecesor of polish stand upers. There was Kryszak before. But i think Pazura was more impactfull.

[@Pan_Damjanek]

Daniec

[@riesabass]

@@Pan_Damjanek Dziewoński :D

[@adamk.837]

9:46 Odchodzi- dies/ goes away it's funny cause you walk in shoes

[@tymekmazur8161]

I'm amazed how good the transition is (both part 1 and 2). I watched most of other "kabaret videos" on the channel, and this translation is the best so far. In other videos I almost always found something that could have been translated better (no offence translating humor is often extremely difficult and some times impossible) but in this one I is just perfect in every way

[@janrudnicki6111]

Very good

[@bonbonpony]

01:01 There's a joke in Poland that goes: "Q: What does it mean to have mixed feelings? A: When your mother in law falls down a cliff in your new Lamborghini" :J

[@pawespirol2176]

part 3 incoming.. in 3...2...1...

[@ZwiekszoneRyzyko]

Let me share a piece of wisdom with you, as a 48-year old man with 3 unsuccessful relationships behind, let me teach you this, my young padawan: for a woman, there's NEVER enough handbags.

[@hmm-technikOrganizacjiReklamy]

To się zdziwisz ja mam 3 torebki :) . I 3 plecaki w różnych wielkościach.

[@RobReacts1]

haha are you sure? They end up in the back of the wardrobe anyway!

[@lidiapoczyczynska6623]

Uwielbiam Czarka 🌹😁👍

[@mrek92kalipso]

Ok know 3-rd part you will be laugh 😂very often

[@mrek92kalipso]

I forget about that wierd part . Still i dont understand why he starting talk about boy and shoes

[@Zielona_Glowa]

@@mrek92kalipso He met his actress "friend" in shoe shop, she got call from "Polański", walked away to speak and asked Pazura to put shoes on her son Krzysiu.

[@jakubosiejewski9859]

Pazura probably just wanted to include the joke about shoes, it's old and he stole it for this routine

[@riesabass]

same with with the policeman-dog joke. both have at least 50 years :D

[@jakubosiejewski9859]

@@riesabass Are 50 years old

[@pawesiewior6304]

Jak polski stand up, to polecam Rafał Pacześ,, Puder do cery zimnej ". Or,, Bang".

[@piotrkorzeniewski8539]

To gwiazda. Taki polski Jim Carey 😂

[@martamorawska6658]

Joke about shoes is actualy a so called parody of Jaś joke. Jaś is a character from many polish jokes . In this jokes most of time he is in some absurd situations and I think Pazura just got inspired by this. It's not his oryginal joke so maybe it could seems a little out of place.

[@mariangomulka]

Rob,fantasting job!!!.

[@robertdziedzic8083]

👍

[@AlexNona80]

Krzysiu mean chris.

[@JDrwal2]

That was funny when it debuted years ago. Today it’s kind a dated.

[@anioł_aural]

#SZCZEPIMYSIĘ OSTATNIA PROSTA!

[@Evelyn_Anne_Boleyn]

Czarek is not bad, but Jim is better,in my opinion ;) Damn,Im drawn to you for many reasons(you know which ones),and in addition there is another reason:you are a hard-core ,confirmed atheist.... and instead of it distancing me......... it brings me even closer to you((I like talking to atheists,this is a mega challenge) you say well “thank lord”....you must know that God has nothing to do with religion.. . you are quite blunt?its good..... Im very blunt...but hate dark humor(don't laugh at jokes about suffering,wars or crimes).... if someone starts such jokes , I will tell him bluntly what think about it,(even when don't know someone well). Excuse me? what sign of a demon?then according to you a demon exists and God does not? hahahahhah .... is exactly the opposite.... I don't know what to think.... understand that you are into demons,? .... think about it...would you be able to hurt someone? kill?would you take pleasure in someone else's suffering?...if so, you have a problem, I understand, because each of us has some negative particle in us.... me too.... unfortunately....(i.e. I couldnt harm anyone, in my case this part of evil is related only to eroticism) .... i don't like lord of the rings because there they kill each other, I don't like those horrible orcs, can't even look at them.... its just a human invention...imagination I like" lord "because I like fantasy,magic, adventure movies.... they same way "Harry Potter",harry potter is my greates love.. you get most lost in your predilections for these bad-negative things .... "they way he's able to change his tone,pace of delivery,but aslo simple movements........... simple but strong...... at moments more gentle movements to keep a woman in engaged/suspense, but this is a...... very long night... and day..... "yeah... sure, i agree with you 100% as usual you're right ;D