Englishman Reacts to... Polish Kabaret Moralnego Niepokoju - Galeria 😂

The funniest time ever in a Gallery!
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[@RobReacts1]

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[@MasterZeus94]

As a Polish-English sworn translator, I have to praise the person doing that translation; a much better approach than some videos I've seen where they go too directly instead of adjusting to the jokes. Like, "wiersze Miłosza - worki do kosza" joke literally would've been "Miłosz's poetry - trash bags' but making it into "Shakespeare's novels - some clean towels" is a great idea. Big props!

[@Pan_Damjanek]

Oh man, thank you :D

[@dariuszmyk1]

Ahh Ms. Kasia Pakosińska

[@arturbojan916]

Yeah rob this kabaret is ones of the best in poland they make so many funny shows

[@arturbojan916]

You can watch a history of humanity with kabaret moralnego niepokoju. This is long comedian shows where be famous people from world like cleopatra, cesar or columbus

[@Evelyn_8888]

@@arturbojan916 Cleopatra 🤩😍 and Cesar , amazing story by the way ;)

[@arturbojan916]

@@Evelyn_8888 albo bajki dla potluczonych kabaretu Potem

[@humandisorder3962]

And breast 😘

[@tomnovicki]

Polish hooliganism look different now too . They were wearing dresy in 2000’s as I remember properly

[@Pan_Damjanek]

Shoutout to my sis, who helped me get some of these references translated!

[@RobReacts1]

Thanks to her! :D

[@adammichalak7398]

Dobra robota

[@mbuszka5295]

Woman, Katarzyna Pakosińska, *really* did GREAT job as holding her laughter, that is VERY MUCH HER MOST RECOGNISABLE FEATURE. She is laughing in pitchy, unhinged and choking-on way... That makes other feel like laughing, because of OVEREXAGERATED way, that it always sounds, too. 😂

[@antygona-iq8ew]

So old, i remember when i watched it many years ago. I had so much fun, wanted to show it to my English friends but did not have idea how to translate it properly.

[@jarosawolszewski6274]

Polecam " Jerzyk dzisiaj nie pije " Kabaretu moralnego niepokoju. Pozdrawiam.

[@Netsuki]

5:20 "odpada" means "fall off" in literal way. But in that context it's that it's something you don't want. "grzybobranie odpada" means that you don't want the mushroom collecting. But because "odpada" is "falling off", the guy said that it "falls off with the walls". Unfortunately they didn't explain the joke here, because it was a pun. Also jokes aside, I've seen an art (that was kind of a parody) where someone drew a blue jay with big human male genitals. Though it was deliberately make that way to be such an absurd.

[@bonbonpony]

Mordecai! :o

[@Wojciech_Zielinski]

Good, old, KMN. Their best time and jokes !

[@mariobross3011]

Ale ja jestem nienormalny, 15 lat kabaretów nie oglądałem, a z anglojęzycznym ziomkiem od nowa męczę to co oglądałem po milion razy.... Aż mi się wieszaki przed oczami pokazują:x

[@danielkubicki8301]

Dear Rob! If you put a phrase " KMN - obraz " You will find the first original version of this cabaret skit. Kasia laughed then. And because of her personality and smile everyone have fun too. And now her partner on scene (Mikołaj) went too far to do this again in the same part of skit( if i remember correctly from interview with Mikołaj) and he prepared a improvisations for Kasia ( bison sentence and word "sosienka") After that even Mikołaj surrender with laugh😁 All the best Rob!

[@robertkukuczka9469]

Corpsing is when an actor breaks out into unscripted laughter. The term comes from the theater: The worst possible time to uncontrollably laugh would be on stage, playing a corpse.

[@wlaniu]

One of my favourite 😂😂😂

[@Paula_Paulina]

That was great! This skit is nice and easy so you understood all the jokes practically 1 to 1. Kabaret Moralnego Niepokoju was amazing back in the days, when Ms Kasia Pakosińska was still there (now is a totally different cabaret unfortunately....). About 20 years ago they've made kind of a series called 'Tygodnik Moralnego Niepokoju', something similar to Monty Python, pure gold! But I won't recommend you watching it as it has lots of references to Polish history, jokes etc., so it'll be very difficult to translate it properly and for you to fully understand the content, so I guess it won't be as funny for you as it is for us.

[@freuer007]

It's the same with Monty Python's English humor. Yet we watch and have fun.

[@patrycja1571]

I recommend sketch "Daddy from village" (Tato ze wsi) from Kabaret Moralnego Niepokoju.

[@aaergplay6022]

YES! With Marian's winter jacket. ❤😂

[@basbas768]

She never can hold the laughter. She's known for it.

[@wieslawszapowal302]

Rob try Kabaret moralnego niepokoju: "Wizyta ojca"😂😂😂

[@mariuszkedzior1541]

I probably just have seen it, or rather hear it first time in my life, and that makes me laugh so much, that I was crying 😂. Good one. Thanks.

[@qmbaplstark7920]

Speaking of flour in Poland, we actually use terms like type-500, type-450, and so on. Numbers are the way of being specific.

[@Wojciech_Zielinski]

A nie raczej pszenna, krupczatka, wrocławska... ?

[@elbombelito4657]

skąd jesteś? bo u mnie na kujawach absolutnie sie tak nie mówi XD

[@Endrju75]

@@Wojciech_Zielinski Wszyscy macie po części rację, bo rodzaje mąki są różne, ale te różne rodzaje mają też swój typ. Typ mąki określa ilość substancji mineralnych w mące np typ 450 ma 0,45% tych substancji. (generalnie to ma spore znaczenie, bo np. najfajniejsze ciasto na pizzę wychodzi z mąki pszennej typu 450-550). A rodzaj mąki czyli np. pszenna, orkiszowa, żytnia itd. mówi z czego taka mąka jest. Swoją drogą krupczatka, wrocławska, tortowa itd. to też są pod rodzaje mąki pszennej.

[@aaergplay6022]

Plus jest taki, że obecnie mąka często na opakowaniu napisane do czego jest najlepsza. Moja mama natomiast używa i terminów "krupczatka, wrocławska, itp." jak i tych z laboratoryjnymi numerami. ❤ Ja zawsze wolę zadzwonić do niej i się upewnić, której potrzebuję (bo jam debil kulinarny, a mama świetnie gotuje). ❤️

[@Wojciech_Zielinski]

@@aaergplay6022 Bardziej mi chodziło jak to jest "w praktyce". Oczywiście, że oznaczenia laboratoryjne są przydatne, ale ja osobiście nigdy się z tym nie spotkałem w aspekcie drobnych zakupów domowych.

[@arekkorczynski6212]

I'd love to praise Rob for your work showing other side of continent -NOBODY ELSE DOES IT... unless I misse something, hmmm For an exaple: ther's heck of a lot of British stuff in Polish TV but NOTHING vice versa... which is sad... You keep doing what you do. You are great guy. Much appreciated!

[@Evelyn_8888]

and I really liked the way this guy played;) because i just keep in touch with guys and I like their company, sense of humor, ease of life, curiosity about the world, simplicity, and the fact that you are funny, honorable and brave, and the fact that you often you are like children :) you are great!;

[@user-my7bx8hw6y]

Give me more, that was great

[@RobReacts1]

Very funny right!

[@Hoier_than_thou]

Polish cabaret: 🤣😂😁😄🙂🙃😉,but on the street: 🤐🤨😐😒😑🤥😮‍💨. 😇

[@obserwator1766]

This type of going beyond the script and forcing improvisation also happens in the theater, it is called "cooking the partner/actor". The level of sense of humor varies. I heard that once, during a vodka drinking scene, someone gave the actors real vodka instead of water. ;) In any case, both of them passed the test in this cabaret and in this scene.

[@robertkukuczka9469]

9:25 Sosenka (sosna) a pine tree. But he said as I understood: Sosienka something like a Zosienka? A diminitive form of Sophie, a woman's name. Am I correct? Greetings from Hungary.

[@elah1023]

I think there might be another layer with "pine" joke. Cieślak says "siosieńka" (proper version would be "sosenka") which may be reference to "Kasieńka" - diminutive for "Katarzyna".

[@agnieszkap-agnes6871]

I don't know if anyone in the comments has already explained what "sosienka" means.. This refers to several Polish legends where there was a castle or a monastery on the hill. The people living there led a promiscuous and debauched life. One day the castle/monastery collapsed into the ground. The local residents considered it a divine punishment. In place of the ruins, a single pine tree grew. Debauchery, a single pine tree ("sosienka") next to the church... Such a hidden meaning. Perhaps there are other meanings of "sosienka". I write about what I know ;)

[@robertkukuczka9469]

Deer in rut - jeleń na rykowisku. :)

[@rafalkaminski6389]

'Galeria' once meant in polish only an art gallery 😅

[@tomaszg.8167]

We call it "boiling" when an actor can't stop laughing. Then we say: She (he) is boiling 😂😉

[@rzepek2pl]

I've been meaning to watch your commentary on "Drzwi" by KMN for quite some time, and I remembered about it yesterday. Your vids are so good, bruv! The biggest problem is poor translation done on some of the kabaret skits, but this one is impressive. Whomever you got it from, keep it going!

[@carsonix78]

Yeah, amnazing reaction buddy :) I look for more :)

[@karolinalatko1802]

KMN at their best times when Katarzyna Pakosińska was a member of this comedy group. Her laugh was contagious 😂😂😂 Is that Legia Warszawa scarf in the background?

[@wojtekwosztyl615]

I have the same. Shopping list must to have concrets. Not 1 bread, 1 flour, 1 fucking washing capsules. Rob, regards and You did a good job, You reminded me this sketch, thank You 😃 Kasia Pakosińska :3

[@RobReacts1]

Exactly! There shouldnt be so many different varieties of things for us men to get wrong! :D

[@wojtekwosztyl615]

@@RobReacts1 Yeah, and another one: You go shopping alone- quickly founded things, paying and go home. You go shopping with girlfiend/wife- "Someone kill me please!" 😁

[@Evelyn_8888]

@@RobReacts1 hahahahhahah uwielbiam jak jest tyle do wyboru rzeczy! ;)

[@ladycatherine1381]

KMN ❤ old good kabaret 🎉

[@rafalkaminski6389]

Sosienka is just a dear name for sosna 'pine' 😅

[@ZoeMuller80]

4:26 you said flour and i heard flower lol

[@RobReacts1]

Its pronounced the same both ways :)

[@aaergplay6022]

Zoe, same. 😂

[@ZoeMuller80]

@@RobReacts1 :O D:

[@adamusnd1082]

Korde...uwielbiam KMN...ale że tego skeczu nie widziałem????....super,dzięki!

[@lidiapoczyczynska6623]

👍😁❤️🇵🇱

[@MrAdik861]

I was wondering if you'll watch this performance 😂 I guess they recommended it to you because of so much corpsing by Kasia 😁 In my case, I prefer another performance of the same sketch, where Kasia is actually caught off guard for the first time, when Mikołaj says that "It's scary to go to the forest". This is where she corpses for the first time. And no wonder, this is an easy line to imagine happening to make you laugh, and Kasia simply couldn't take it 🤣So in the performance you watched she was already aware of Mikołaj's trap, but she probably wasn't ready for his new traps 😅

[@robertkukuczka9469]

8:45 On jest uwazana in Polish means: she is highly recognised or she is "concidered". That why the man finished: concidered to be a stupid person. :)

[@halinakozlowska2672]

Yes, I did.❤

[@podlotek965]

😁🤣👍

[@trzynastka88]

😂😂😂

[@123voy321]

🤣🤣

[@bonbonpony]

04:15 Next time she does that, just buy them roses and see her reaction :)

[@robertkukuczka9469]

7:25 I am afraid to go into the forest. :)

[@waldemar9974]

😅🤣😂

[@Blue528.]

😁👍

[@Slawek_B]

Greetings from Wrocław, I invite you again. I recommend you to see the funny music video "Afromental - Rock&Rollin' Love [Official Music Video] (Long Version)". I will add that both bands are Afromental in this video.

[@michal0612]

Ja rekomenduję Ireneusza Krosnego - W filharmonii

[@humandisorder3962]

English people wondering about flower, Polish about paint. On annual leave...

[@antygona-iq8ew]

It is interesting you find it childish, to me this piece was always quite sophisticated especially in comparison to the sketches done by group called Neonowka. This sketch very rich in jokes based on playing with language. It used language in smart playful way. Even the part referring to the 'private parts' to me never came across as childish. I would very interested how other people see it. Nevertheless i think this was pretty good translation. The piece is one of my favourite.

[@strachster]

That's why some flour have numbers.

[@RobReacts1]

Oh yes thats true...I am yet to see any numbers on my flour... (Quickly popping to the kitchen to check)... no numbers seen

[@strachster]

Oh then that's strange in Poland there are in bottom left or right of the bag. The higher the more white.

[@nikoproplayer9998]

You have to watch „Nowa dziewczyna taty„ by KMN

[@Mahiruzen]

How about KMN - przymierzalnia (dressing room)

[@xxxxxx400]

In this case „galeria” means „art gallery”

[@123voy321]

Kabaret Moralnego Niepokoju - Drzwi 😂😂

[@Wojciech_Zielinski]

Było już, zobacz sobie na tym kanale jest.

[@RobReacts1]

Yea what Wojciech said

[@robertkukuczka9469]

You can laugh out lout in any language but you have to know a language well as well as history behind the words, expressions.

[@ewakarolina75]

Witam,witam

[@dees84]

"Cześć przyjaciele"... everytime you give us a polish greetinds, I say "ooo kurwa..." 'couse you keep supriseing me everytime with new words in polish 😅😅😅

[@Evelyn_8888]

a co byś chciał żeby powiedział na przywitanie"cześć oszołomy"?😂

[@dees84]

@@Evelyn_8888 jakby powiedział "oszołomy" od ręki dał bym mu pl obywatelstwo Xd

[@Evelyn_8888]

@@dees84 hahahahhha dobre :D

[@dees84]

@@Evelyn_8888 i jakże prawdziwe ;)

[@Evelyn_8888]

@@dees84 jakby wszyscy mu zaczeli pisać komenty po polsku to by się nauczył języka raz ,dwa,podczas tłumaczenia ich sobie :D

[@lukaszkarbolewski4361]

This time was some of improvisation so she was broke.

[@Mariuuszek]

Nie wiem kto to tlumaczy ale moze ktos przetlumaczy jakis występ zoli np dwa plus jeden :D

[@Evelyn_8888]

Cotton Eye Joe !one of the best house parties with that song!

[@Evelyn_8888]

a mi się bardzo podobało jak ten facet grał;)bo ja poprostu trzymam "sztamę" z facetami i lubię ich towarzystwo ,poczucie humoru,luz do życia,ciekawość świata,prostotę i to że jesteście zabawni, i honorowi i odważni i to że często jesteście jak dzieci :)jesteście świetni!;D

[@Evelyn_8888]

and what makes me laugh the most is the word "Raspberry" said by Rob hahahahha, he says it like a child, it really makes me laugh (by the way, I also love raspberries, they are better than strawberries), blueberries and raspberries are the best fruits, cool

[@galy0]

Robert Gorski constantly warmed up the image of the PIS Parti and the Leader of this cabaret traveled with his book to the party leader. During the communist era, people like Górski were not respected.

[@wojciechgrzybek4122]

Cześć Przyjacielu. Still with You. Ausie rules rulez Intersesting. Polska. & Australia. U R crazy [edit] Plz say 'hallo' 2 Charlie.

[@RobReacts1]

haha

[@LeAdam57]

please make a video with "Kabaret Zupka Chińska/Chinese soup" (I think that's ani mru mru, but no idea) the funniest Kabaret I know

[@w15454]

Dlaczego nie masz napisów ???

[@thomasriddle2391]

Paranienormalni - Jacek Balcerzak 1 and 2 its genius

[@BogumilBarnaba]

Każda końcówka kończy się na A , szarlotk A

[@Evelyn_8888]

każde bez wyjątku polskie imię kobiece w Polsce kończy się na literkę A, jak również słowo"Kobieta" i "Dziewczyna";) Uważam że to bardzo fajne ,wyjątkowe no i kobiece ,niewiem czy jeszcze w jakimś kraju tak jest :)

[@Evelyn_8888]

without exception, every Polish female name in Poland ends with the letter A, as well as the words "woman" and "girl";) i think its very cool, unique and feminine, i dont know if its like that in any other country :)

[@misiek_xp4886]

@@Evelyn_8888 Noemi

[@Evelyn_8888]

@@misiek_xp4886 yyyyyyyyyy to nie polskie

[@Evelyn_8888]

@@misiek_xp4886 ja miałam koleżankę w klasie murzynke co miała na imię "Niele"....i co ,to też mamy podciagnać pod polskie imię?

[@Evelyn_8888]

Robert is such a noble name!!! so f*cking manly! and Rob? thats some Bob eeeeeeeeee, your mom has good taste Rob! Robert and Tom, what a names ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!wonderful

[@jerzygolec4953]

Rob, please find a piece of KMN titled: Jerzyk dzisiaj nie pije, it's hilarious. Greetings from Sydney.

[@DobryStyl]

I recommend it for presenting a skit, Regards! Kabaret Moralnego Niepokoju - Drzwi - kzbin.info/www/bejne/r33QfKenect8nqcsi=77YOSRlAIG_nh9mj

[@Evelyn_8888]

a mnie najbardziej śmieszy słowo"Raspberry"wypowiadane przez Roba hahahahha, mówi to jak dziecko ,naprawdę mnie to śmieszy (swoją drogą ja też wielbię maliny, są lepsze od truskawek),jagody i maliny najlepsze owoce cool

[@Evelyn_8888]

thats what it is, a lonely young Polish woman drinking wine alone... writing stupid things.......

[@Evelyn_8888]

piszcie do Roba więcej po Polsku! to Go też uczy języka !moi drodzy :D

[@michalbek2634]

Please, you watch: Kabaret skeczów męczących- śruba w kinie

[@wojtekwosztyl615]

Hey Rob! Have You seen sketch from Neonówka- "Niebo 2060"? Watch it. 😂

[@arkadiuszkrzysztofik2372]

Let's try Kabaret Moralnego Niepokoju - Benito Mussolini. That kind of humor has no place on KZbin anymore... Dumb political correctness :)

[@ZoeMuller80]

IMO they shouldnt laugh. the audience should

[@RobReacts1]

Yes but thats what im talking about with corpsing. Sometimes the actors laughing adds to the humour

[@triumphtinltcomicdg]

of course, but ypu can forgive her because she is a charming woman, and btw Leslie Nielsen was a master at saying funny lines with a serious face

[@ZoeMuller80]

@@triumphtinltcomicdg for me she isnt

[@ZoeMuller80]

@@triumphtinltcomicdg doesnt take to be master to do that

[@ZoeMuller80]

@@RobReacts1 hmm

[@PolishPolackski]

Same as in Eglish: some you can't translate into nothing! You need to understand the sub-meaning and/or double meaning. If you don't speak the language, you will not get that joke. Jokes with SEAL (a mammal) and SEAL (a stamp) will not make any sense to a Pole.

[@aluzjionista6048]

xddddddddddddd

[@PolishPolackski]

Dude, come and meet the right people and the Polish language will be clrear to you. After two or three pints.

[@sebastianskrzypczak4686]

You should see polish comedy sitcom „świat według kiepskich” 🙂🙂

[@Pan_Damjanek]

Oj kiepscy to chyba coś, co tylko polak zrozumie. Bardzo ciężka komedia, i chyba blisko niemożliwa do przełożenia na obcy język...

[@Paula_Paulina]

Ooh noo Rob, don't go there, you won't get any of the jokes from that series, that'd be too much. This sitcom is 100% Polish humour, also they speak waaay to fast there to even try to translate it correctly. Zgadzam się, że niemożliwością jest przetłumaczenie żartów z tego serialu na obcy język. To prawda, że tylko Polak go zrozumie, nie ma sensu się silić na oglądanie.

[@Evelyn_8888]

nie nie co ty,też uważam ze kiepscy to tylko coś co polak zrozumie, lub obcokrajowiec ale po minimum 20 latach życia w Polsce hahahha,kiepscy mogą być za bardzo wstrząsający jak na początek obcowania z polską kulturą...hahahhah

[@bart4907]

Hi Rob! Or maybe a film by Stanisław Bareja? To start with, for example, "Miś". I wonder if you will like it. Just be careful! All of Stanisław Bareja's works mock and ridicule the communist system and the absurdities of everyday life related to it, which may not necessarily be fully understandable to, for example, an Englishman. Have fun ;)

[@julcia7992]

co chodzi o bareję to ja bym polecała alternatywy 4, bo świetnie pokazuje tamte czasy (przynajmniej tak mówi moja mama😅), ale kiedyś szukałam i nie ma nigdzie angielskich napisów do nich, a szkoda:(

[@bart4907]

@@julcia7992 myślę, że "Miś" byłby świetnym wyborem na zapoznanie się z Bareją. I masz rację - Alternatywy 4 - świetne. Chociaż to serial i tak na początek mogłoby być przydługawe dla Roba. Zresztą jak spodoba mu się "Miś to każdy film Bareji się spodoba :)