Englishman Reacts to... Polish Kabaret Paranienormalni - Admission to the guard 🤣

Im not sure I would even want to join this city guard! 🤣
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[@kayakastek76]

To explain better, Polish people often make fun of city guards(almost as much as we make fun of police), because their interventions usually consist of giving tickets, locking wheels and very weak attempts of stoping the violence. Another words, they're useless when we really need them. Ofcourse not every city guard is like that, but those are main reasons, why we joke about them. But it's like joking about doctors, who treat you diffrently when you go to them privately or on NFZ. Every job has something shady to talk about, might as well laugh about it.

[@Jarko1401]

This reminded me of joke about police. Why do policemen walk everywhere in pairs? Because one of then can read and other can write.

[@jkar4727]

@@Jarko1401 They walk in threes. First one can read, the second - write. And the last one is there to watch after these two intellectuals ; )

[@dabstep2302]

i'm from poland and sometimes me and my friends joke, that in police serve those who did not qualify for the army and the city guards are the ones who were unfit even for the police, that's why they were surprised that anyone would volunteer to the city guard.

[@danielnagag4572]

The Polish word "rower" comes from the English company Rover, which once produced not only cars but also bicycles. The word "velocipede" used to function in Poland. But, that it was used by Russians, and we wanted to distinguish ourselves somehow, so we began to use the word "rower" with the letter "w", because the "v" in Polish does not appear in the original.

[@peceed]

It is typical brand name generization.

[@lukaszgalas9412]

There is a sentence that who dont get to Police they landing in city guard hahahaha

[@historiezesnu]

If you like this cabaret, you can see this guy as a city guard and another as an old man in the skit Grandpa Goes to the Doctor. The way he played the old man was a masterpiece

[@AmartharDrakestone]

I always said that Multipla looks like someone dropped a small car on top of another car.

[@Natka505]

More "Ani mru mru" kabaret

[@kamilstenzel3929]

Here's why they laughed at him wanting to be a city guard. While the police might help you with a robbery or find your stolen car, the only interaction with CG you'll ever have is getting a parking ticket or they'll ask you to turn down the music because the babcia next flat over can't sleep. They literally exist only to patch the holes in the budget.

[@Netsuki]

Turn down music? Where? In my city everyone is so loud and city guards don't care.

[@moanamoonlight698]

I am from the town they talk about , Otwock😂 40k ppl so not that small but we don't have city guards.

[@jkar4727]

Jokes aside, Otwock is about an hour out of Warsaw by train and is famous for it's Świdermajer architecture. Well worth visiting. I have good memories seeing it with my mom and finishing the trip off in Sosenka cafe in the city park (which is also built in the style). Although in truth the Świdermajer architecture has been build along this whole railway line, between Warszawa-Anin and Otwock. So you could rent bikes, go to Otwock by train with them and then sightsee while biking back towards Warsaw. If you get tired you just get to the nearest station on the line, get on the train and get back to Warsaw. A neat tour for a spring or summer outing! : )

[@agataryznar5675]

"Mariolka" is very funny

[@kitek1727]

I've already written, but I'll do it once again : give a chance to Grupa Mocarta. For example " how to impress a woman".

[@lucassp6316]

Just for the context - city guards are something comparable to Local Authority Enforcement Officers in the UK. They deal with low-level offences (littering, noise, parking violations etc.). They are not like the Police, and usually people do not take them seriously. They had a reputation of wandering aimlessly, trying to issue parking tickets.

[@Netsuki]

You wanted to say they do *not* deal with low-level offences. Because in theory they should, but in practice they never care.

[@MikrySoft]

@@Netsuki Oh, they do deal with the lowest of the low level offences. If you need to give a ticket to a grandma selling parsley without a permit or if you want to put a lock on an illegally parked car (especially if the car obstructs traffic and should be towed not locked), Straż Miejska are the go-to people for that stuff.

[@Netsuki]

@@MikrySoft They rather sound like a nuisance. And it's perfectly picturized in the sketch. They would rather give you a ticket than actually resolve problem that is more important. Because giving a ticket doesn't take effort. We had some issues in our "yard", don't remember what was it about. And instead of resolving it, the guy tried to teach us what is lawn. So they act high and mighty and think they are smarter than everyone. They never resolved any issue to us. We had to resolve the issues ourselves.

[@nieremek3722]

you must see Kabaret Moralnego Niepokoju - RODO ( 2 years ago version from Polsat channel)

[@Tomasz-]

My first car was Rover 400, it was nice :)

[@Cloud.1522]

Rob if you use form "przyjaciele"(friends) you should use form "witajcie" (welcome people) either but if you use form "przyjacielu"(friend) then form "witaj" (welcome you) will be corret.

[@kaskabed9849]

I think you must to see Paranienormalni - Mariola 😁

[@rafalkaminski6389]

Otwock actually is a real town.

[@iwas1451]

Rob, my first car was Rover 25, I loved it

[@RobReacts1]

Nice! The one up from mine

[@Wojciech_Zielinski]

That was really nice

[@porkychoppopx210]

Otwock! My city!

[@ZwiekszoneRyzyko]

Hmmm Paranienormalni have so many popular sketches but this one is new and relatively unknown. Also without Igor, that's just not the same...

[@Piotrek581]

The whole world is probably laughing at this Fiat car, and yet people drive it.

[@wojciechgrzybek4122]

Rob, your p0lish is better than minę 😁

[@danielchudini77]

Brawo😂❤❤❤❤

[@ladycatherine1381]

Multipla podobała się chyba tylko dzieciom 😅

[@krzysztofgajer9294]

It's easy watch and laugh to modern cabaret. I challenge You to try cabaret "Kabaret Potem".

[@kawalecadrian1]

The word "rower" in polish language is a name of firm, wich as a first saled this vehicles in Poland. In many languages we have "bi-cycle", it means "two-wheels(vehicle)" ,in Poland we have "rower" (Yes, the same firm wich made Your car). The same like , for example, "autokar"(bus), "elektrolux" (some older people - especially in the south of Poland - use this name for vacuum cleaner), "bosz", "flex" for angle grinder or "dżip" for a terrain car.

[@JanKowalski-bm9rv]

It's "sold" not "saled"

[@LS-Moto]

Hey Rob, here is German comedy about Polish construction workers compared to their German counterparts. There are English subtitles. I'll post the link in the reply to avoid the comment getting removed. It its not there, let me know.

[@LS-Moto]

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[@Slawek_B]

Greetings from Wrocław, we invite you again. I recommend you to see the "Paranienormalni" cabaret, the "Jacek Balcerzak" skit, there are two parts.

[@marcinkonczyo3586]

Popieram, Jacek Balcerzak jest the best. Szczególnie ostatnia wersja z panem Zrazem 🤣🤣🤣. Rob watch this, please.

[@MrFreeGeorge]

Wales-Poland, Rob. For an hour. Final stage for participation in Euro'24. Who will win? 😁

[@RobReacts1]

I predict Poland 🤣

[@MrFreeGeorge]

@@RobReacts1 prophet 😁

[@Nouharel]

Have you bleached your hair?

[@RobReacts1]

Yep, I'm grey now. It's all the stress 😂

[@alexroxy8406]

Poland - Wales ? Are you gonna watch???

[@RobReacts1]

Unfortunately I'm out of the house. I do want Wales to win though as they are a home nation

[@trikizmechaniki]

Ciekawe czy widział Jerzy dzisiaj nie pije

[@user-ns5sf2nm5p]

Polska w Euro 2024! 2 - godzinny pojedynek. Ale w zasadzie do samego końca ważyły się losy. Karne to już w sumie jest nawet trochę bardziej gra... nerwów😅. Trochę niemiły incydent z wygwizdaniem polskiego hymnu narodowego przez kibiców Walii😏. Ale Polacy podobno zrewanżowali się przy najbliższej nadarzającej się okazji czyli... już dwie minuty później🤗. Więc trochę mogło to nawet przypominać spotkanie ignorancji z głupotą albo jakichś promilii z procentami🥴🤦🤮. Teraz Polska ma niecałe trzy miesiące na stanie się super drużyną marzeń💪🦸, bo czeka nas 16 czerwca spotkanie z Holandią (6. miejsce w rankingach), 21 czerwca gra z Austrią (25. według notowań) a później tylko 25 czerwca rozgromimy Francję😄🤣🤭 głośne cha cha cha (Lewandowski - Mbappe spotkanie na szczycie😄 - ustępujący Lewandowski dodajmy, bo to chyba już może być ostatnie Euro w jego karierze...). Raz zdarzyło mi się wogóle zostawić rękawiczki blisko siedziby straży miejskiej i... wciąż tam były jak się po nie wróciłam, więc może jednak jest jakieś poważanie do tej instytucji (choć może też akurat złodzieje okradali właśnie bank, więc rekawiczki ich nie interesowały w tym momencie🤔😁😉 cha cha cha).

[@radicalman-pl]

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