Ensenasoft- The Dark Side of Steam

[@Keyfur91]

Yo, DarkLord? Don't know if you're reading this, but that Darth Maul rubix cube gag in this video? That's good material. You should cut away to more decent jokes like that in your future videos. Not too often, mind you, but I think you ought to do more like that. That honestly got a huge chuckle out of me.

[@coachrenaldo]

"One of my viewers gave me 11 games at once!" (Pulls out chair and sits on it) Ohhh, this is going to be good.

[@foxtailzerda9108]

10:20 Just to be funny, I picked the the arrow on the "exit" button as the arrow I was looking for. Lo and behold, the actual arrow was right behind that button.

[@XFlare17]

you know, the sad thing is that last game has a lot of potential behind it. make it like a telltale game with highlightsable objects, a story behind the murders, and maybe some cutscenes involving the murder. have the puzzles make sense in relation to the clues, or make fun at the ludicrousness of them. And keep the one try, but don't erase your save file, but make something that prevents you from randomly guessing combinations.

[@lukasopalka3396]

That arrow was just incredible.

[@warioland523]

"Why did this need to be a video game on Steam?" Medic: I have no idea! XD

[@maniakkid25]

6:57 *points at screen* THAT IS TROUBLE! THAT IS THE BOARD GAME "TROUBLE"! WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING MAKING AN APP TO PLAY TROUBLE?!

[@DmitriLeon2000]

RED Medic: "I have no idea!"

[@Intothevoid-NIB]

Fun Fact about that Mahjong game, there were dozens of reskins of it on the Steam storefront, with the developer's excuse being "We made them all separate games so players can have fun re-arranging the icons for the games on their desktops. It wouldn't work if they were all one game with DLC because of that"

[@FierySprites]

Nice new intro. Also, this is really, really sad. I swear, every time I think I've seen Steam's bottom of the barrels, I see that the bottom has magically dropped even further than before... Also, Ludo Supremo looks like that Trouble! board game. A really shitty version. Yay.

[@ETG715]

I like how that the AVGN the controls suck ass meme from that one episode that became a recurring quote on DLjadow

[@JudgeBane]

That last game looked absolutely infuriating. Putting in all that work, only for it to glitch out and say you got it wrong when you didn't. I'd be tempted to throw the computer out the window.

[@AvivDavidson]

i watched you for the last few years and all of your videos were equally epic and awesome, but this video takes the cake, the part with the arrow i gotta say is on par with the angry video game nerd, keep going man and you will get far

[@roadbreach]

Speaking of Cars, why not try out Cars Mater-national on the GBA?

[@deraj00]

I know it doesn't matter much, given they are all Unity asset packs, but I literally just saw the one for Dessert Storm the day before yesterday in a German video. The pack is: TooneyProps- IceCream Truck Character Kit, it is $5 USD. I'm kinda curious what the modes buttons do, as it looks next to unaltered from the still images on the Asset Store page. Not curious enough to buy either the pack or the "game" mind you, but still...

[@drewkuroda9815]

Do I sense an AVGN Doublevision reference among the Ensenasoft complaints? Besides that, what would you prefer as review suggestions, Jadow, good or bad?

[@ryanhutchinson4467]

Great video! Your the best! I liked the bit about the wikipedia page and the Darth Maul Rubix cube. It was hilarious. :)

[@DonutSwordsman]

Great video as always, loved the pacing of this vid, good shit. Hey was that Rubix cube really that hard? I wanna grab one to fuck with some math buddies if it is.

[@Darklordjadow1]

DonutSwordsman Thank you! I got that for Christmas because my cousins were super into Rubik's cubes that year. I have heard the 2x2x2 cubes are harder because a normal Rubik's cube gives you hints about how it's supposed to go together. I don't know if that's true- I suck with all Rubik's cubes.

[@kevinKronnack]

Ah I see why you haven't heard of "en CENA Soft" ...because you can't see him =o I'll see myself out.

[@ryanhutchinson4467]

I actually sat there trying to find that arrow for like a full minute, and obviously couldn't find it. I don't know how they expect you to find that, and in only a few seconds.

[@tomogotchi9140]

Don't read until you play the I Spy game. Played the I Spy game, and was actually close, I thought the game was badly programmed so I assumed it was the arrow icon on the heads display (I'm assuming it's the exit button but really I have no faith that it works). So sad that asset flippers are still at large.

[@keir012]

I've been watching since around 1K and I have to say you have come a long way my friend. My only complaint is that you should think about getting a better mic.

[@AmishParadise27]

Also they weren't even smart enough to know that the black pieces go first in checkers. I play checkers extremely rarely and I know this. Seriously?

[@krazeeevident6016]

I just realized this came out on my 21st birthday.. Yay

[@JudgeBane]

Another Darklordjadow video? Yes please!

[@dustinj918]

You solved the murder mystery, but the games says you didn't, even though the answer the game gives is the answer you did give. That's like some weird, logic-paradox thing, you win and don't win at the same time. HOW DID THEY SCREW THAT UP?!

[@williamstewart9031]

Is that HD camera from your phone? If not, what kind of camera is it?

[@roadbreach]

4:18 I'm curious, can somebody link me this Ice cream truck model?

[@Ironman1o1]

I want fan art of Doyle's death now.

[@RevanNaut]

During the intro, I can faintly hear the audio for Uncrowded.

[@Darklordjadow1]

SuperDarthVader1 Yeah, I need to retry that opening; I muted the video but still got a little bit of the video's sound. Because Movie Maker.

[@tonytang7550]

I legit thought the right answer was the arrow in the "exit game" icon

[@TrogdortheAnimator]

Damnit! I thought I'd found the arrow, carefully hidden alongside the bridge railing!

[@executormctom4083]

We might want to keep a close eye on these guys.

[@GRex7777]

I first thought this said "Enemasoft" when I first read it.... I think that name would be more accurate XD

[@robindickgrayson9536]

hey dlj im worried that every game releasing will have non optional microtransactions do you think its a scam that developers put that shit in there & do you think the upcoming games will have it? examples Spider-Man ps4 shadow of war battlefront 2 ea

[@TheKilroyman]

I've watched ten of your videos already and I ask myself why I haven't subbed yet.

[@Darklordjadow1]

TheKilroyman That is... an excellent question.

[@crazytankxd5758]

16:28 Did BuriedAlive make this game?

[@Kilo-fr4sh]

nice video what game next?

[@Deikaeus]

16:37 I can't breathe!

[@albertarias8233]

I knew that arrow was on the heads up display!

[@MillRunner]

enemasoft?

[@doloresdebeauvoir4960]

you beat me to it :(

[@PollyGlodd]

ManlyChicken Ensemensoft

[@slyer0]

that companies names sounds like something you use in a bed room *winky face winky face*

[@BlazeRhodon]

It is unbelievable! I played some side scrolled platformers in retro style like Shantae: Risky's Boots Revenge or Angry Video Game Nerd's Adventures (game is ridiculously hard but it is enjoyable in some way) and controls were decent. Even in first Sonic games were not such idiotic things like can't stop running. Ensemasoft for sure did not think straight.

[@macgeek2004]

+Blaze Rhodon I'm guessing it's because it's a mobile port. Many of those that don't offer on-screen controls in favor of "swipe-only" controls actually control that way. Swipe right to run right, swipe left to turn back around, swipe up to jump, etc. Granted, I figured those shirts if games usually had a "swipe down to stop" control, but I guess not...

[@kstanford387]

May it's because I'm drunk but, has anyone ever told you that you sound like Uncle Kracker? Becuase I would seriously pay for you to do a rendition of drift away.

[@ronicareviews]

That arrow placement was just... why!? Who made this!? Why did they make this!? I stared for a good five minutes and just assumed they'd forgotten to put the arrow in at all... no they just did the next most stupid thing.

[@DBZking119]

ok has that rubix cube been that way for 16 years I really have to know

[@Darklordjadow1]

DBZking119 Yes it has. I've never solved it. I haven't really tried, but still.

[@TheJ13579]

Did you have Art of Stealth?

[@Darklordjadow1]

I did not catch a copy of Art of Stealth before it was pulled; I just recognized the environment from Jim Sterling's video.

[@MatthewCenance]

6:00 That rule being eliminated sounds like eliminating the turn based mechanic of Worms and just letting worms fire weapons at others freely. The game's not balanced for allowing players to delay jumps, just as Worms is not balanced around real time fire, only turn based artillery gameplay.

[@bobdylan568]

i think the arrow pointing out of the door was supposed to be the arrow... XD

[@Saieras]

My favorite part of Bayla Bunny is when she dies in a boating accident and goes to Hell.

[@logananglin2074]

Anyone else find the arrow?

[@elin111]

tap tap tap.

[@Kilo-fr4sh]

elin111 .... tap

[@DemonFox90]

Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap

[@ootdega]

more like Enemasoft amirite lolololololololololololololololololololololololololol

[@stagpie6449]

Nah a hot sauce enema would still be better than these 'games'

[@think_development2820]

2:17 random AVGN lines. xD

[@shcdemolisher]

I *think* I hear slight audio from the scene with the zombie seizure during the new intro, listen closely and you may hear your voice jadow. Other then pointing that out, man these guys suck at making the most basic games in EXISTANCE!

[@loszhor]

More like ENEMAsoft, amirite!?

[@A88mph]

At least Dollar Dungeon 2 let you win with the correct answer. And these guys couldn't get that right?

[@KitteauK]

This video missed my subs tab for some reason. Oh KZbin if it wasn't for your monopoly on video streaming sites I would have left your ass ages ago. I like how some of the board games in this review are sequels, like seriously what new features can added on to Checkers?

[@triplestar100]

I guess it's all dandy; unless/until EnsemaSoft decides to sue "Darth Jadow" (hope you liked that, LOL) for $XYZ million... just sayin'!

[@BCRivers]

Why can't people give you decent games to review?

[@bokiller33]

play Phoenix Games, please

[@Darklordjadow1]

Believe me, I want to. I think their Wii games are only in the PAL format though.

[@bokiller33]

@@Darklordjadow1 I mean them: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Creator/PhoenixGames

[@jambosuss]

Look up pushy 2 from net yaroze shits on this

[@zacharyroth3028]

Oh shit jadow I recognize ludo supremo it’s a ripoff of the board game trouble I actually loved that game as a kid and it was a lot better then this shit

[@superpokecraftuniverse4539]

I guess you could say: Ensenasoft made an Ensenasylum of terrible games. (Sorry)

[@MarvelDCFanPlays]

More Shitty Steam Games??? well as long as you get work.

[@brandonnetwork]

Please don't censor the word "fuck".