Ep 107: Time to make a quick escape!

[@livvylang]

Wow!!! Bloody love the song.. what a combination of talents you have!

[@patrickmaloney6440]

Never change Liz! (Apart from those slippers - bloody ducks...)

[@wesley9735]

Thank you for this. It's always good to see an honest, unfiltered version of boat life.

[@EarleWrites]

I'm so glad you enjoyed it!! Xx

[@robinhall202]

Love your channel! Your so down to earth and not frightened to express how you feel even if covered in shite! 😂 Much love 😊

[@Mr__Fogg]

Wow. Drought, poo and music in one film. Like a Hollywood Blockbuster! Great as usual!

[@EarleWrites]

WOOOOO!! Haha, got it all going on for you this week! Big love ❤️😘

[@iggymac3473]

omg you have me pissing myself Liz great video thanks

[@EarleWrites]

Bahahaha glad you enjoyed it! ❤️

[@johncampbell4256]

Letting off a bit of steam is good for you Liz keep up the good work xx

[@EarleWrites]

Thank you, John!! ☺️

[@johnbriers874]

Just discovered this Lady. She right balance of wacky and boating references to keep me interested.

[@EarleWrites]

Oh bless you, John! You're an absolute sweetheart 💋😘

[@steveboulton3679]

Brilliant Brilliant ranting thanks

[@EarleWrites]

Bahahaha I am here to please!

[@colinbeeks1267]

Is there no end to your talents? Brilliant Liz 👏

[@EarleWrites]

Awwww thanks matey!!

[@hroper5964]

Remember Elizabeth this boat is a temporary situation. You're striving towards a sailboat on the ocean. How marvellous that will be! The best way to live. I'm on the same path (and it's a long & terrible struggle) and I too will say good bye to land life. A writer should always have really cool hobbies no?

[@davidshingleton6573]

It’s good to have a rant now and again

[@EarleWrites]

Absolutely! It's my form of confession- good for the soul! 🤣

[@user-gd9fx1li5z]

Please be careful, like your song ,your dog is gorgeous .I have a little River cruiser I'm lucky that I keep it at a good marina.

[@imyourvan9917]

He was only visiting for tea and crumpets 😂

[@rundown48]

Awesome content ..... best wishes and ...... Cheers

[@ianglamb]

Awesome, best vlog I've watched in ages Liz x

[@EarleWrites]

Awww thanks, buddy!!

[@elifoust7664]

Yu two ,living a great life,bless yu girl.

[@peterlandrum2438]

Lizbef you're amazing! Get away from that creepo!

[@EarleWrites]

Aww thank you! Don't worry- I'm keen to avoid him!

[@lesharrison6479]

Have you ever considered going on the stage - you would make a great actor.

[@EarleWrites]

Bahahahaha you're so awesome for saying this. If I hadn't have gone into art at college, I wanted to go into theatre. Maybe there's a panto around? 🤣❤️💖

[@foggyqubti6288]

YESSS

[@lesharrison6479]

@@EarleWrites I know I am, but it's true. I'm sure you would make a great actor.

[@SandieMitchell]

Eeeew, so glad you moved away from Mr. Creepy! I have been renting a cute tiny bungalow for 7 years, but I have had enough of my own Mr. Creepy next door and I am moving at the end of this month. Love the house but it's time to go. About the shite slippers; keep your fave ones for inside only, and a pair of slippers by the door for walks, walking around the outside of the boat that you are fine with getting goose poo on. This works with the pants you wear as well. 🤗

[@EarleWrites]

Mr Creepys ruin a LOT, don't they?? Good luck in your fresh start!! That's exciting!! ❤️

[@patrickmaloney6440]

Tea you say? No sugar, but the colour of He-Man's skin please.

[@AnthonyCarter-g2o]

Creepy or what ,at least you can move your home .Love the rant ,you took the words right out of my mouth,l’ve lived in the country side for 50 years ,it kinda grows on you like mould😊

[@EarleWrites]

That's exactly how I feel! Born and bred and LOVE the countryside. But damn it annoys me sometimes. 🦆🦆🦆

[@shaunsart]

Tea bag and 2 sugars in empty cup. Milk must go in straight after the water. Any more than 5 seconds after the water, may as well throw it away and start again. I hope I at some point live in the canals but I’m probably too old for it already sadly. Love your videos

[@EarleWrites]

Bless you, I'm so glad you're enjoying them!! ❤️

[@EarleWrites]

That's also how I have my tea!! Xx

[@robburford4168]

you should have filmed that creeper, exposed him. stay safe.

[@EarleWrites]

I did get some footage of his boat going past mine but I was worried in case he saw or someone highlighted to him.

[@foggyqubti6288]

You look pretty❤ 😮can't believe that water level...how amazing you are to cope with all that😅

[@EarleWrites]

Thank you! I'm used to all of the quirks and annoyances of boat life now. Touch wood.

[@karinakucharski1235]

You cant have an armoured husband on a boat he'll sink!....not very far admittedly.🙂

[@EarleWrites]

Bahahaha this is very true 🤣

[@BreezyRider66]

Thank you I needed a laugh, please do more if you can. My bete noir is the bastard herring gull, I live on a boat by the sea...

[@EarleWrites]

I promise I will! I'm enjoying making these! Glad you're enjoying them too, buddy 😊

[@hulbertandy]

Cabaret noir 😂

[@mwsroe]

I was sat minding my own, some guy walked past stopped, came back and waved at me and pointed at me like I’m a monkey in a zoo😂 Got my thousand yard stare down pat now🤓

[@EarleWrites]

I need to perfect that stare!

[@mwsroe]

@@EarleWrites I imagine it’s raining, I’ve got my favourite red wellies on & my mum say I can’t play out!

[@claremaidofthewave251]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️x

[@SteveInskip]

You need some anti-duck Bat-spray. Available at any good hardware store for £1.99. 🦆🦆🦆

[@EarleWrites]

Ooo I didn't know you could get that!!

[@K_R_W]

You have son serious rust holes in the cabin sides I see. Any chance you are going repair those or does the rain just flow on in?🎉

[@BetteLewis-b5c]

You are so awesome, you really should be an actress!

[@EarleWrites]

Awww bless you! That's so lovely of you to say!

[@kevballard1967]

I know you know, but watch a mooring, as a kid I seen a barge flood as water came in somewhere. Outlet? But his ropes too tight. You don't see dredging like I did as a kid now...

[@MrAg272]

Earl Grey with milk please. Nice. One sugar. Thank you. But, by the time I get to your Boat from Australia. The tea will be a wee bit cooler.

[@allynonderdonk7577]

Sorry about the stalker...and the dog poo. I hope you find a Knight in Shining Armor at that event. I've been hoping you would find someone nice. Personally I've been hoping to find someone just like you, but relax I am not the kind of bloke to follow you around and pester you. Just the kind to watch your videos and admire you though!!

[@henchy3rd]

C&RT charity.. my ar*e. We should all stick together & boycott the license after I read the annual financial report..the cost for dredging a canal doesn’t add up & neither does the cost to repair a bridge( just a mere two things) Someone’s had their pants down or they’re just creaming it off the top. Just have a read of, stop boat licensing discrimination.

[@EarleWrites]

Mate, it's absolutely ridiculous. They're rinsing us. The actual workers and volunteers are great. It's just the bigwigs.

[@henchy3rd]

@@EarleWrites ain’t that the truth.

[@petemartin1917]

Hydrogen peroxide is a good poop cleaner

[@donnordstrom31]

Isn't peeping illegal in Britain? It's borderline sexual assault here. I'm sorry this one probably got de-monitized, but I loved it Liz.

[@Narrowboat.and.offgrid.living]

Get a 12v camera on your boat they are very cheap and great for capturing there details of people loitering

[@EarleWrites]

Yeah I'm going to have a look at some extra security measures. Think a camera will be just the ticket. ❤️

[@stokecarpanglers]

Are you related to Mary Earps? You look very similar

[@EarleWrites]

I'm afraid not, but willing to be related via marriage.

[@stokecarpanglers]

​@EarleWrites I'm not sure what team she bats for to be honest, but you could always ask her, you never know your luck 😅

[@glennwilletts8970]

Tea bag and one sugar then hot water in… Leave the bag alone - a must, while it does its thing!. 😊 It has to have at least 2 minutes.. Then squeeze the bag against the side and then a splash of milk… Take care and stay safe. Love the vids.🤗

[@EarleWrites]

That's exactly how I have mine! 💖

[@gillywild]

I prefer this format. Boating is shit 80% of the time :))

[@EarleWrites]

So bloody agreed, matey. Spot on. Glad you're enjoying it! 😊

[@chrisoleary9876]

Thanks Lizbef! I remember when you got Leela. Just don't remember where... wasn't it on some Carribean island...!??? Glad you're happy and well for the most part. 😮😊😊😊😊

[@EarleWrites]

I got her in St Maartens 6 years ago! Best thing I ever did. She's lying next to me, fat and content on the bed. 😍

[@EarleWrites]

I got her in St Maartens 6 years ago! Best thing I ever did. She's lying next to me, fat and content on the bed. 😍

[@chrisoleary9876]

@@EarleWrites Please give her a little hug from me!