Ep 130: Lemongrass Margs

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Lemongrass margarita:
Muddle segments of lemongrass
1oz fresh squeezed lime juice
.5 oz agave
.5 oz cointreau
Tajin rim
Get ready for a hilarious and unfiltered episode of "We Might Be Drunk" with your favorite hosts Mark Normand and Sam Morril! This week, they take you back to the roots of the show with no guest, diving headfirst into a wild ride filled with news stories, bits, and more laughter than you can handle.
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[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

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[@LiveForFreedom777]

Saw you at Foxwoods Sam! Nice fucking Job!! Stop by Springfield mass next tour👍👏

[@oregonsnob31]

Can’t wait to wear my WMBD shirt when I bartend!!! I love you both to pieces and tell so many about your pod. Yall make our lives better with laughs and booze. This is how we will make it through to the other side….

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

wait; does this mean rumors of Sam's transition are greatly exaggerated?

[@notspeltdylan]

My aunt’s catchphrase is “Exactly.”

[@AgendaInMind]

You’re so much more boring when you drink. Mark on Rogan sucked. Snore.

[@3Flutter-Bye]

OMG, just boys being boys ❤🧡 Great guests but we've needed a break from them hosting so we could hear more Sam, more Mark Whoever's been reading the comments, thank you🥰

[@liberator416]

Shout out to Matt!

[@Patrick-fj2fs]

This is way better than guest episodes

[@jesuscruz2068]

usually but i think it depends cause ari episodes are so good

[@davidperez5089]

Yeah, no doubt. No more repeat guests. Esp. Judy Gold; Al F; etc.

[@oddassembler]

Idk about that. I don't mind seeing reactions like Nate's to Mark farting

[@hypernovaorcus]

​@@oddassembleryeah that 2 seconds of his reaction wasn't worth the rest of the 1.5 hours of shop talk snoozefest lol

[@wetpoopoo9412]

This just came out. I doubt you listened in competition. You just want those upvotes because your reptilian brain wants to go with the hivemind.

[@hypernovaorcus]

Just the boys is peak WMBD. This just made my Sunday.

[@tyler6722]

Always have love for the eps with your comedy pals, but nothing beats the eps with you two chopping it up. Sally was firing from the hip this episode though 😂😂

[@robertedwards9861]

love that there are a lot of cuts in this ep, that means they were having fun and saying crazy shit 😂

[@aaronhelfor8764]

There’s a few guest eps I love, but I’m here for y’all. More often like this please

[@eyelean5944]

Some podcasts fit into the niche of "I just wanna feel like I'm chilling with my imaginary mates in the pub, talking shit" .

[@Sun_Cat_Pop]

Saw Attell show solo this weekend & the other "solos" at the table were also big WMBD Tuesgays. Other comedy pods too but particularly Mark, Sam & Joe discussions before the show.

[@telephantasm4070]

WMBD Tuesgays, nice.

[@rileygalvin2]

For the adderall-phone joke, the word plug is good for charging phone and getting the drugs. Something like "need to get to my plug"

[@Jp_1984]

Always looking for the plug

[@ryanstoyles7611]

@@Jp_1984 ugh, this workshop is pitiful, im trying to pull the plug out of the drain and wash all this shit away

[@jujubean1185]

​​@@ryanstoyles7611 quit shitting in the workshop

[@jujubean1185]

*bathtub

[@jayneblue2]

1:14:32 FINALLY!! Finally ...🏆... finally...🏆... finally...🏆... .. Joke WRLD in the house!

[@vikinginspace4881]

love it when the lads work out bits. It's sometuing we don't often get to see and is very interesting

[@daxterrack]

Sam is a bundle of joy

[@Sun_Cat_Pop]

We know who's King of Content but Mark is the Master of Metaphors. Everything is like something -

[@inkonpaperhero]

Sultan of Simile

[@RavitShrivastav]

Conquerer of comparisons.

[@ryanstoyles7611]

if everything is like something, then.......metaphors are very easy and thusly being the master of metaphors makes you basic af these comedians need to do something else with their time, so that they can have life experience to work with as the "clay" they will "mould" as "artists" mark sounded like a real fucking moron on the last ep of tuesdays with stories, performing for a canadian audience talking about uber - asking for news topics - not having any clue what interest rates had to do with anything. mark, put the mic down, put on the gloves, go do an honest week's worth | you wont understand until you do it, but damn - there's NOTHING FUNNY about SITTING AROUND PONTIFICATING your constant whining is...bitch made and you need to man up. blaming the audience for your ineptitude, pick up a book and do some fucking work. then come back refreshed and reloaded

[@Sun_Cat_Pop]

Good ones! Joe List would say he puts the anal in analogies

[@jujubean1185]

Killer of colloquialisms

[@WheresTheBodiesG]

Thank you for never mailing it in. I appreciate the fact you guys don't try to keep it right at 60mins. You let the pod just flow and I speak for all of us by saying thank you!!!

[@warlordy]

That's what happens when there's no Joe List in the mix

[@WheresTheBodiesG]

@@warlordy don't blame just Joe. They're a business so it's not just hit fault

[@warlordy]

@@WheresTheBodiesG dude I love Joe and I'm a Tuesgay Patron but only he does it all the time, asking how many minutes they're on and saying he has something else to do

[@parkergainey5847]

That opening "commercial"😂

[@hypernovaorcus]

I thought that was Gary Vee lol. Both NYC, both Ashkenazi Jews too.

[@Beau4824]

More episodes with just mark and Sam !!!

[@MutualOutlook]

I love when it’s just you guys! Every two episodes you should leave out a guest and just do it like this.

[@gridironpacks333]

How did he think the banana article was about a single person and not a restaurant 😂

[@ObieOnce]

He can't read!

[@MariahhhhGee]

He's the worst! Don't get me started on him trying to add his own jokes. You're not funny!

[@andrewmeunier1171]

WAYY BETTER JUST THE TWO - THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE !!!

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

Guests have been great, Norton, Ms. Pat, Quinn, Burr. But we all click to just see you guys, now. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@jayneblue2]

Wow!! This episode is just flying by. How is it possible already halfway thru ?!? Loving solo ep but maybe too much, Gonna be over before I know it⚡

[@hypernovaorcus]

Solo eps really do hit different

[@raffin2040]

This is the first ep I’ve watched in months. Whenever the last guestless episode was, that was the last one I watched. Probably in January or something. Thank you for a no guest ep finally! 😅

[@devonwaldmiller3780]

Can’t believe nobody threw out “Joystick” when they were trying to figure out the Vibrator video controller bit! Lol

[@vibintbh4793]

finally a REAL episode

[@ryanscottadkins]

LMAO I alway wondered why Salacuse kept fucking up reading so much, didn't know he was dyslexic 😂

[@salacuse]

I had my money on retarted

[@TaysGamez]

Sally was on fire this EP

[@zachansen9053]

Love the guests, but Sam and mark every once and a while is a big refresher. Funny as fuck!

[@michaelahles1586]

Love an episode with no guests!! Yall are the best!!!!!

[@justinban8961]

I like that the outro music sounds like Build To Spill and reminds me of simpler times...

[@gusto233]

The two smoothest comedians. Mark really working through his thoughts on this one. Briliant.

[@willharrison3333]

Morril & Normand together is better than any other guest

[@Carlos_et8oi]

From the opening ad Mark's definitely prepping his body for his future Hollywood action films like christian bale. Cant wait for the Officer Queef blockbuster.

[@loubob73]

Mark’s bit about his wife not listening to movies is a little like a couple Seinfeld bits.

[@spurs8383]

My pet peeve is when the bartender attempts to help on bits

[@darkocebuhar3889]

...keep drivin... 🤣... killin it from the get-go... 🖖🏻🤘🏻✌🏼👋🏻

[@sammcclain129]

I've got a bit for ya'll. "You got all these streaming services like espn+, Disney+, hulu+++, I'm surprised the LGBTQ+ community doesn't have a subscription fee." There's something there I think but I'm no wordsmith

[@rubikquitous8482]

i think you got the foundation for sure i think its all in slow pronunciation of the letters. say the services slow

[@parithian8462]

Its nice to have you 2 for contrast, so we can remember how good yall are together. And quality of guest helps rather than quantity

[@jnr4654]

Salacuse loves Ms. Pat! 😂😂😂

[@colavermusic]

Sundays with stories 🙂

[@mylunch321]

I went to see Sam last night at The Lyric in Birmingham, Al. Gary V opened the show and did great. Sam did his material, crowd work, peeves, he did some working out, It Was Great!

[@Acedubzofficial]

Been waiting patiently for this episode. Great guests, but we finally got an ep where it’s just Mark and Sam🙌🏽

[@tommylob1409]

"We might be doing Tuesdays stories" 😂

[@jujubean1185]

16:10 Three lady boys, three lady boys, three lady booooys!!!! 😂😂😂

[@71Malibu400]

Joe machi needs to be a guest in the future

[@ClwkInstnct]

Everytime I watch Mark and/or Sam, i get into the mindset of writing, it helps me write every day

[@emodud1]

Here’s me interacting with the pod. Solo eps are a good break sometimes. We still love y’all. Huge tuesgay, huge alcoholic. Comedy.

[@foggy561]

Two of the best comedians discovering calling people the wrong name is always funny lol Uncle Chael has mastered the art

[@kellycecilmusic]

Love watching yall work out writing jokes

[@Alexxela19202]

Had a rough week ready to stomp on the next coksuka that looks at me wrong but closing the week listening to you guys just zinzzzz (calms) everything down!

[@DardanosB]

"a diner divides opinions" it's not a person its a place that does banana pizza. Not complicated

[@oscarperalta8193]

For Sams joke at 1:03:09 where he says bullying was simpler back then, “we were like goons back in the day and these kids are like international super villains. We just ruined your underwear, these kids are like what’s your social security number?” he can add “we’ll cancel your parents” 😂

[@johnyblitz9774]

Those rodney impressions are so good from Sam. Love it!

[@AlEpp1834]

I love the boys

[@JimboSmalls]

LOOOOOOVE YALLL YOU'RE SHOW IN PORTLAND WAS SICK SAM THANKS FOR COMING OUT MAN

[@jonnygranville281]

Still drinking from the show?

[@bspinney26]

I LOVE the joke building, it's so much fun, keep that up

[@nomad2057]

Probably one of my favorite episodes 🎉

[@skeptical4446]

Id love a pod with Sam and Joe List

[@BenTevikMusic]

Yes complete the trifecta

[@timmunro3679]

Sam gets drunk and Joe tells stories - the perfect pod

[@augustkraus1389]

Joe was on an episode of Games with Names, it was a fun listen!

[@BrewsLee503]

Joe gets drunk and Sam tells stories

[@3Flutter-Bye]

On April fools, lets have Sam /Joe switch - Sam on Tuesdays and Joe on WMBD

[@steviemac2377]

Need to do an episode with Jim Florentine, he can give you about 5 hours worth of Peeves right off the top of his head lol

[@bspinney26]

"You're on this flight?...Uhh, I was trying to spend the afternoon reading a novel but now we're on a one-way to Toledo?"

[@joshuabwhelan]

Love the extended bits we’re working on!

[@joshthursdays9020]

Yessssss back to the basics

[@geriweis-corbley7177]

Loved this Ep. Lots of peeves and bits.... 100

[@esterrut9702]

Love the Pie Oh My picture, u guys rock

[@Sun_Cat_Pop]

Jake? You listening? Clip Mark's shout-out ("That's a great KZbin channel, Joke WRLD") for next weeks updates 👍👍

[@bpm1191]

Tag for the Adderall/Phone joke. Don’t panic when you lose it, all your anxiety is stored in the cloud

[@katdog9786]

I make a lemongrass simple syrup. Add it to a nice bourban, serve up w/a swirl chill. And now w my new cucumber vodka. collins way. Cheers....and now for the show!

[@dinzyd5332]

love Sam Normand and Mark Morrill

[@AIWFNW]

Great episode. Great Tuesdays and All Over The Road this week too

[@robquimby2863]

When you start snorting Adderall off your phone with your ig account open is When you know you have a problem 😂

[@CraigSmith-qq3sr]

Just made a pitcher of Tequila Sunrise,totally delicious! Hello from Chattanooga Tn. 😂

[@dpd0028]

The lemongrass margarita recipe is missing the tequila in the description. My guess would be 1.5 oz tequila.

[@themonomaniac7507]

Personally always love these more than guest eps, do what is best for y’all tho! always shall be here to listen

[@vitapi829]

Haa at this opening ad .. it’s finally out 🎉

[@Siggy_Sour]

It was a Drive By Zinging lol

[@MrJd829]

On the playing video games bit 1:02:22 “At least when my remote stops vibrating, the game isn’t over!”

[@vincenttalley5938]

The BeerJew chimes in waaay too much. Bring back the Conan lookalike bartender.

[@henremysmall-hawks4897]

love the non guest pods the boys are back !

[@YzWords]

Adidas and Puma founders were the Dassler brothers Adolf and Rudolph.

[@Gabagool101]

51:50 lol solid bit

[@FernandoRaposo]

It's her joystick, dammit!

[@tylerbecker3348]

The 'talking from the other room' peeve resonates so much. That and my partner will just trail off or mumble. I have started to just repeat back to her what I thought I heard (always inaccurate) which prompts her to say her original idea loud and clear. Highly recommend that tactic.

[@2Funny_Farm_]

1:05:05 These edit skips always make me think Im missing out on something Im not supposed to but want to hear

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Uncut on Patreon. 🫣

[@fuckzilla1000]

I had to go from audio to KZbin to see if Brad Pitt was actually a fan and they just completely blew him off haha

[@michaelsernett8770]

My peeve is when you start with the knicks and ends with the rangers

[@christophermcclellan6729]

I might be drunk but this is the best pod in a while

[@caseylargent1443]

Sam's joke about bullying: you used to get swirlied, and now you get swatted

[@gilicohen8806]

just the boys… happy sunday ❣️

[@jenmcbride3318]

Love y'all

[@theojarome6108]

No Guest is my Favorite All Time !!! Have they them on All the Time !!! No shi##y Special to suck up to!!!

[@WuhSuhDood]

great idea on the merch boys, gonna buy some gear right now

[@synceretv00]

I love you guys!

[@gongqi67]

Good solo episode.

[@MarkaustinHasler]

I swear Sam powered down for a while due to the alcohol at about an hour 😂😂😂😂

[@choforogabriel]

Blueberry moscoto and NBA finals game 2 with WMBD playing is the vibe tonight bois

[@joshbungalow]

do love a good ep with jus the boys

[@Furcoatproductions]

Love when y’all can just chat without as many “filters”…Always love the pod tho!

[@sapiencespits]

I love how all of Mark's bits and peeves are just dark marriage shit now. haha

[@jujubean1185]

9:06 I feel so meta right meow.. Watching a screen of people watching screens

[@richardthegingerbo909]

LOL, my hometown! (26:57)