Ep 130: Lemongrass Margs

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

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[@LiveForFreedom777]

Saw you at Foxwoods Sam! Nice fucking Job!! Stop by Springfield mass next tour👍👏

[@oregonsnob31]

Can’t wait to wear my WMBD shirt when I bartend!!! I love you both to pieces and tell so many about your pod. Yall make our lives better with laughs and booze. This is how we will make it through to the other side….

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

wait; does this mean rumors of Sam's transition are greatly exaggerated?

[@CH1CKENW1NG91]

My aunt’s catchphrase is “Exactly.”

[@AgendaInMind]

You’re so much more boring when you drink. Mark on Rogan sucked. Snore.

[@Patrick-fj2fs]

This is way better than guest episodes

[@jesuscruz2068]

usually but i think it depends cause ari episodes are so good

[@davidperez5089]

Yeah, no doubt. No more repeat guests. Esp. Judy Gold; Al F; etc.

[@oddassembler]

Idk about that. I don't mind seeing reactions like Nate's to Mark farting

[@hypernovaorcus]

​@@oddassembleryeah that 2 seconds of his reaction wasn't worth the rest of the 1.5 hours of shop talk snoozefest lol

[@gtube1477]

@@hypernovaorcus yeah Bargatze was really one of the most boring guests of all time

[@3Flutter-Bye]

OMG, just boys being boys ❤🧡 Great guests but we've needed a break from them hosting so we could hear more Sam, more Mark Whoever's been reading the comments, thank you🥰

[@liberator416]

Shout out to Matt!

[@hypernovaorcus]

Just the boys is peak WMBD. This just made my Sunday.

[@eyelean5944]

Some podcasts fit into the niche of "I just wanna feel like I'm chilling with my imaginary mates in the pub, talking shit" .

[@tyler6722]

Always have love for the eps with your comedy pals, but nothing beats the eps with you two chopping it up. Sally was firing from the hip this episode though 😂😂

[@robertedwards9861]

love that there are a lot of cuts in this ep, that means they were having fun and saying crazy shit 😂

[@aaronhelfor8764]

There’s a few guest eps I love, but I’m here for y’all. More often like this please

[@rileygalvin2]

For the adderall-phone joke, the word plug is good for charging phone and getting the drugs. Something like "need to get to my plug"

[@Jp_1984]

Always looking for the plug

[@ryanstoyles7611]

@@Jp_1984 ugh, this workshop is pitiful, im trying to pull the plug out of the drain and wash all this shit away

[@jujubean1185]

​​@@ryanstoyles7611 quit shitting in the workshop

[@jujubean1185]

*bathtub

[@Sun_Cat_Pop]

Saw Attell show solo this weekend & the other "solos" at the table were also big WMBD Tuesgays. Other comedy pods too but particularly Mark, Sam & Joe discussions before the show.

[@telephantasm4070]

WMBD Tuesgays, nice.

[@Sun_Cat_Pop]

We know who's King of Content but Mark is the Master of Metaphors. Everything is like something -

[@inkonpaperhero]

Sultan of Simile

[@RavitShrivastav]

Conquerer of comparisons.

[@ryanstoyles7611]

if everything is like something, then.......metaphors are very easy and thusly being the master of metaphors makes you basic af these comedians need to do something else with their time, so that they can have life experience to work with as the "clay" they will "mould" as "artists" mark sounded like a real fucking moron on the last ep of tuesdays with stories, performing for a canadian audience talking about uber - asking for news topics - not having any clue what interest rates had to do with anything. mark, put the mic down, put on the gloves, go do an honest week's worth | you wont understand until you do it, but damn - there's NOTHING FUNNY about SITTING AROUND PONTIFICATING your constant whining is...bitch made and you need to man up. blaming the audience for your ineptitude, pick up a book and do some fucking work. then come back refreshed and reloaded

[@Sun_Cat_Pop]

Good ones! Joe List would say he puts the anal in analogies

[@jujubean1185]

Killer of colloquialisms

[@vikinginspace4881]

love it when the lads work out bits. It's sometuing we don't often get to see and is very interesting

[@jayneblue2]

1:14:32 FINALLY!! Finally ...🏆... finally...🏆... finally...🏆... .. Joke WRLD in the house!

[@justinban8961]

I like that the outro music sounds like Build To Spill and reminds me of simpler times...

[@parkergainey5847]

That opening "commercial"😂

[@hypernovaorcus]

I thought that was Gary Vee lol. Both NYC, both Ashkenazi Jews too.

[@daxterrack]

Sam is a bundle of joy

[@WheresTheBodiesG]

Thank you for never mailing it in. I appreciate the fact you guys don't try to keep it right at 60mins. You let the pod just flow and I speak for all of us by saying thank you!!!

[@warlordy]

That's what happens when there's no Joe List in the mix

[@WheresTheBodiesG]

@@warlordy don't blame just Joe. They're a business so it's not just hit fault

[@warlordy]

@@WheresTheBodiesG dude I love Joe and I'm a Tuesgay Patron but only he does it all the time, asking how many minutes they're on and saying he has something else to do

[@Beau4824]

More episodes with just mark and Sam !!!

[@MutualOutlook]

I love when it’s just you guys! Every two episodes you should leave out a guest and just do it like this.

[@gusto233]

The two smoothest comedians. Mark really working through his thoughts on this one. Briliant.

[@zachansen9053]

Love the guests, but Sam and mark every once and a while is a big refresher. Funny as fuck!

[@raffin2040]

This is the first ep I’ve watched in months. Whenever the last guestless episode was, that was the last one I watched. Probably in January or something. Thank you for a no guest ep finally! 😅

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

Guests have been great, Norton, Ms. Pat, Quinn, Burr. But we all click to just see you guys, now. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@gridironpacks333]

How did he think the banana article was about a single person and not a restaurant 😂

[@ObieOnce]

He can't read!

[@MariahhhhGee]

He's the worst! Don't get me started on him trying to add his own jokes. You're not funny!

[@michaelahles1586]

Love an episode with no guests!! Yall are the best!!!!!

[@oscarperalta8193]

For Sams joke at 1:03:09 where he says bullying was simpler back then, “we were like goons back in the day and these kids are like international super villains. We just ruined your underwear, these kids are like what’s your social security number?” he can add “we’ll cancel your parents” 😂

[@andrewmeunier1171]

WAYY BETTER JUST THE TWO - THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE !!!

[@parithian8462]

Its nice to have you 2 for contrast, so we can remember how good yall are together. And quality of guest helps rather than quantity

[@jayneblue2]

Wow!! This episode is just flying by. How is it possible already halfway thru ?!? Loving solo ep but maybe too much, Gonna be over before I know it⚡

[@hypernovaorcus]

Solo eps really do hit different

[@jnr4654]

Salacuse loves Ms. Pat! 😂😂😂

[@ryanscottadkins]

LMAO I alway wondered why Salacuse kept fucking up reading so much, didn't know he was dyslexic 😂

[@salacuse]

I had my money on retarted

[@ClwkInstnct]

Everytime I watch Mark and/or Sam, i get into the mindset of writing, it helps me write every day

[@darkocebuhar3889]

...keep drivin... 🤣... killin it from the get-go... 🖖🏻🤘🏻✌🏼👋🏻

[@Carlos_et8oi]

From the opening ad Mark's definitely prepping his body for his future Hollywood action films like christian bale. Cant wait for the Officer Queef blockbuster.

[@nomad2057]

Probably one of my favorite episodes 🎉

[@spurs8383]

My pet peeve is when the bartender attempts to help on bits

[@Distruptofficial]

Been waiting patiently for this episode. Great guests, but we finally got an ep where it’s just Mark and Sam🙌🏽

[@sammcclain129]

I've got a bit for ya'll. "You got all these streaming services like espn+, Disney+, hulu+++, I'm surprised the LGBTQ+ community doesn't have a subscription fee." There's something there I think but I'm no wordsmith

[@rubikquitous8482]

i think you got the foundation for sure i think its all in slow pronunciation of the letters. say the services slow

[@vibintbh4793]

finally a REAL episode

[@jujubean1185]

16:10 Three lady boys, three lady boys, three lady booooys!!!! 😂😂😂

[@JimboSmalls]

LOOOOOOVE YALLL YOU'RE SHOW IN PORTLAND WAS SICK SAM THANKS FOR COMING OUT MAN

[@jonnygranville281]

Still drinking from the show?

[@foggy561]

Two of the best comedians discovering calling people the wrong name is always funny lol Uncle Chael has mastered the art

[@devonwaldmiller3780]

Can’t believe nobody threw out “Joystick” when they were trying to figure out the Vibrator video controller bit! Lol

[@TaysGamez]

Sally was on fire this EP

[@johnyblitz9774]

Those rodney impressions are so good from Sam. Love it!

[@willharrison3333]

Morril & Normand together is better than any other guest

[@bspinney26]

I LOVE the joke building, it's so much fun, keep that up

[@joshuabwhelan]

Love the extended bits we’re working on!

[@colavermusic]

Sundays with stories 🙂

[@tommylob1409]

"We might be doing Tuesdays stories" 😂

[@dinzyd5332]

love Sam Normand and Mark Morrill

[@steviemac2377]

Need to do an episode with Jim Florentine, he can give you about 5 hours worth of Peeves right off the top of his head lol

[@jujubean1185]

8:26 Mark: it was brutal....and it wasn't good Sam: that's good 😂

[@geriweis-corbley7177]

Loved this Ep. Lots of peeves and bits.... 100

[@kellycecilmusic]

Love watching yall work out writing jokes

[@CraigSmith-qq3sr]

Just made a pitcher of Tequila Sunrise,totally delicious! Hello from Chattanooga Tn. 😂

[@loubob73]

Mark’s bit about his wife not listening to movies is a little like a couple Seinfeld bits.

[@Alexxela19202]

Had a rough week ready to stomp on the next coksuka that looks at me wrong but closing the week listening to you guys just zinzzzz (calms) everything down!

[@MrJd829]

On the playing video games bit 1:02:22 “At least when my remote stops vibrating, the game isn’t over!”

[@vitapi829]

Haa at this opening ad .. it’s finally out 🎉

[@joshthursdays9020]

Yessssss back to the basics

[@mylunch321]

I went to see Sam last night at The Lyric in Birmingham, Al. Gary V opened the show and did great. Sam did his material, crowd work, peeves, he did some working out, It Was Great!

[@AlEpp1834]

I love the boys

[@esterrut9702]

Love the Pie Oh My picture, u guys rock

[@henremysmall-hawks4897]

love the non guest pods the boys are back !

[@katdog9786]

I make a lemongrass simple syrup. Add it to a nice bourban, serve up w/a swirl chill. And now w my new cucumber vodka. collins way. Cheers....and now for the show!

[@gilicohen8806]

just the boys… happy sunday ❣️

[@christophermcclellan6729]

I might be drunk but this is the best pod in a while

[@themonomaniac7507]

Personally always love these more than guest eps, do what is best for y’all tho! always shall be here to listen

[@Furcoatproductions]

Love when y’all can just chat without as many “filters”…Always love the pod tho!

[@AIWFNW]

Great episode. Great Tuesdays and All Over The Road this week too

[@Gabagool101]

51:50 lol solid bit

[@sk8legendz]

18:00 😂😂😂😂 Sam is savage

[@Patrick-jj5nh]

VERY excited for your London show Sam! See you there on July 1st!! Bring some merch and a few bottles of Bodega Cat please

[@71Malibu400]

Joe machi needs to be a guest in the future

[@gongqi67]

Good solo episode.

[@WuhSuhDood]

great idea on the merch boys, gonna buy some gear right now

[@skeptical4446]

Id love a pod with Sam and Joe List

[@BenTevikMusic]

Yes complete the trifecta

[@timmunro3679]

Sam gets drunk and Joe tells stories - the perfect pod

[@augustkraus1389]

Joe was on an episode of Games with Names, it was a fun listen!

[@BrewsLee503]

Joe gets drunk and Sam tells stories

[@3Flutter-Bye]

On April fools, lets have Sam /Joe switch - Sam on Tuesdays and Joe on WMBD

[@jujubean1185]

9:06 I feel so meta right meow.. Watching a screen of people watching screens

[@bpm1191]

Tag for the Adderall/Phone joke. Don’t panic when you lose it, all your anxiety is stored in the cloud

[@bspinney26]

"You're on this flight?...Uhh, I was trying to spend the afternoon reading a novel but now we're on a one-way to Toledo?"

[@itsbrandonbush]

1:50:50 I think the answer to that bit is "plug" not "line" because with plug you can connect charging your phone with getting more adderall. Plug is synonymous with dealer if you're unaware.

[@robquimby2863]

When you start snorting Adderall off your phone with your ig account open is When you know you have a problem 😂

[@3Flutter-Bye]

1:08:30 Sam is NOT letting Mark get away with that one 😋 C'mon Sam, we want to hear details🤭🤭

[@BuzzyJumper]

​@Polish Gypski's Adventures Wow, how do you even watch? Thats insane, his special are brillant, clever, concise - not one dragged out joke. Searched comments for "Sam", only one had a negative thought although it was as strong as yours

[@2Funny_Farm_]

1:05:05 These edit skips always make me think Im missing out on something Im not supposed to but want to hear

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Uncut on Patreon. 🫣

[@uzileopard]

57:00 for the bit, youre about to beat the boss and she rips the controller away, "i was right there/ about to finish". In the bedroom shes about to finish and you yank her vibrator and she says "I was right there/ about to finish!".

[@emodud1]

Here’s me interacting with the pod. Solo eps are a good break sometimes. We still love y’all. Huge tuesgay, huge alcoholic. Comedy.

[@buffalorun3]

no guest! love it!

[@joshbungalow]

do love a good ep with jus the boys

[@theojarome6108]

No Guest is my Favorite All Time !!! Have they them on All the Time !!! No shi##y Special to suck up to!!!

[@John-k8k9q]

LOL, my hometown! (26:57)

[@roncinephile]

25:33 There's a pretty good movie that just came out that's about this called Sanctuary starring Margaret Qualley about one of those chicks that yells at rich men for a living.

[@suzihunter4074]

Back to their own devices - rating sweets 😂

[@RGEF1006]

“Back in my day you’d get Wet Willied. Kids these days have to stay away from getting wet by Willie.”💀 Terrible I know.😂

[@Siggy_Sour]

It was a Drive By Zinging lol

[@MarkaustinHasler]

I swear Sam powered down for a while due to the alcohol at about an hour 😂😂😂😂

[@jzen1455]

What about this bit:"When you play video games with me, all you do is mash buttons and nothing connects. When I play with your vibrator controller, I at least connect once in a while."

[@FernandoRaposo]

It's her joystick, dammit!

[@caseylargent1443]

Sam's joke about bullying: you used to get swirlied, and now you get swatted

[@AlexJBethell]

I love the solo eps so wholesome, dont mind the guest eps tho