Ep. 139 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Danny Brown

[@andrewking9454]

Urban Tom and Danny Brown are such a combo

[@saintlike7367]

The fact that Danny Brown has a Ninja story and knows about ChrisChan is crazy! He is so open with things…he’s quickly becoming one of the top creators on my list for sure.

[@cremeuxkraft9019]

I feel like Tim didn't know who chrischan is. Lol. I was anticipating some jokes!

[@XtheroCKER21X]

@@cremeuxkraft9019 he thought the sonichu comics were money investments 🤣🤣🤣

[@cremeuxkraft9019]

I heard that tone in his voice too 🤣

[@giantturd5157]

Bro my jaw dropped when he said he was buying lolcow shit

[@Vorusen]

He's about the internet culture and I think that's why I love him so much. Rappers like him and Action Bronson are just genuinely funny ass people and don't need to shit down and wright stand up

[@CJJC42]

Cool to see Tom use his 'other' voice for this one

[@petertheoneandonly9752]

lol yup

[@817TEXAS]

Lmaoooo

[@dfhdf4214]

can you timestamp a particularly good example cause i'm struggling to hear it

[@sammyjoel123490]

@@dfhdf4214 he's code switching the while time

[@leanbeeffatty1]

@@dfhdf4214 8:03

[@aaabbbccc985]

When Danny Brown tries to tell a serious story, he sounds like a little kid trying convince you how fast he can run.

[@KZA518]

Or how they like the kinda chips your eating 😂😂

[@trevortomberlin7322]

Danny is the best addition to the YMH family.

[@EliteWarrior13]

Hands down

[@mflugo9082]

No doubt.

[@micahparsons9036]

Every single time I hear Danny's stories, I get 100% engrossed in his memories. Masterful presentation, beautiful soul, and just the realest of the real. I love you for doing this

[@daegiovanni5864]

this dude took ten years worth of life advice from a man dressed as a clown and called "Violent J", and was surprised that things didn't go their best... bahahahahahahahah

[@jmh31890]

I mean... Danny turned out just fine. He's super successful and paid as are the ICP lads

[@mrbleak9873]

ICP are rich as feck man. Shaggy 2 Dope is actually pretty hilarious as a general personality. His podcast is great. I hear that Violent J has heart failure. Woop woop!

[@daegiovanni5864]

@@jmh31890 Jokes, my guy, jokes. no matter what, those words are funny as shit when assembled in that order.

[@daegiovanni5864]

@@mrbleak9873 oh, I know it-- I've heard of them whereas no one has ever heard of dae giovanni... lol

[@mikegraham1471]

*hrehrehrehrehrehrehre

[@kschrop]

I dig how authentic Danny is. No filter, He speaks like no-one is watching

[@sqauckaa]

Danny Brown is the G.O.A.T. I was dying when he said "this shoulda been a fight but I'm in PAAARIS"

[@VenomSnake00]

I died at “Parisian jail cell”

[@ottomattic9544]

Someone needs to start making cartoons about all of Danny’s crazy stories. Gold!!!!

[@dmoneylulz]

Seriously

[@saokorosa]

it's been done before! so good from Pitchfork kzbin.info/www/bejne/pmimlX2siKt1gLM

[@Anthony-ms8ft]

Basically Bert but with fewer "N" words.

[@variaxi935]

why why did this make me laugh so obnoxiously hard

[@ws6tex]

🤣

[@PlanetaryDrey]

LMFAOOO

[@KP3Times]

I’ve seen this episode a million times but I gotta say, nigga that is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@dbrano74]

Urban Tom has entered the studio. Steven Seagal would be proud. “I’m holdin’ YOU down!”

[@Hateyou512]

Urban, such a gross word lol

[@sizwesokopo281]

I remember Danny and ASAP Rocky went on Kathy Griffin's show in like 2013, and they brought up a crazy picture of him and asked what was happening, and to a day time tv audience he said he was on Molly, Kathy Griffin asked what that was and the moment she started to realize he was talking about ecstasy, will forever be burned into my memory. Danny is a different kind of big word. Loved him ever since

[@siscoismyhomey]

That is an absolute classic right there. That was right around the time I discovered Danny/Bruiser Brigade.

[@jerryfromtheblock6463]

same. there were also those interviews with asap and danny that were hilarious like noisy or something. those were the days. its insane to me its been so long

[@anthonymiller934]

@@jerryfromtheblock6463 I’d love for Rocky to come on Danny’s podcast. Those noisy videos were so fucking funny

[@LTR1420]

@@jerryfromtheblock6463 hahah yes! All those Noisey interviews with Rocky, Danny, and Schoolboy Q were priceless. Schoolboy is funny as fuck too. The one where him and Rocky were talkin about taking Danny on tour killed me. Especially when Schoolboy talked about his "haircut" 🤣

[@AGON17]

Love when Danny and rocky are together it sounds like a bird screeching and a bottle of windex when they laugh 😂

[@TheLastSecretGarden]

I literally fucking cried when Danny admitted to owning the Sonichu comics. Oh my God, Danny, we are celestial siblings.

[@milkcatdog394]

This better get on the geno Samuel series

[@jakesmall3454]

For real. Danny will have one of the greatest podcasts of all time. He’s fucking hilarious, great in conversation and if he can start gettin crazy guests, it will blow the fuck up. Even if he doesn’t bring guests on, it’s still gunna be amazing

[@rogerwilco1777]

*uhh-mazing

[@yargkcirtap8946]

It’s all in his Character. The voice and volume, is amazing! Let’s get goin with the Bert/Danny Bears cast. If they both start laughing the internet will catch fire 🔥 literally!

[@SirrTokesalot]

@@yargkcirtap8946 this has to happen

[@kurt9034]

theo von and danny would be wiild

[@roberthanseniv3478]

In fairness ICP ain’t doing bad… money wise

[@MatthewJSzymko]

Tom-"That watch your gonna flip." Danny-"Im down to trade this for a gun."

[@mattnowlin6626]

Tom talking to Bert "What's up man" Tom talking to Danny Brown " Wassup mahn"

[@mcr5645]

As someone who worked out a lot, it's subtle but Tom has really achieved a lot in terms of progress. That shirt is super well-fitted and that's just the best feeling ever, because you work on your body like it's a classic car in a barn shed and that's how you let ppl know 😉 Mad respect you can get fit at any weight or age 🙏.

[@Exalted_Example]

Yeah you can really tell for sure. I went from 388lbs Jan 2020 to 172lbs as of last night, and i can see Tom has also been putting in the work.

[@MattAtLids]

3 Tom Talks episodes in a row. We're getting spoiled!

[@harshman121092]

Danny shouting out Die Antwoord after telling his Me Too story is like Joey Diaz saying, “He did a lotta creepy things down there, man. Rest In Peace.”

[@MrWhoadie81]

Who was Diaz talking about again? I can’t remember haha that was funny as fuck

[@harshman121092]

@@MrWhoadie81 If I heard him correctly, he said Dan Murr from the Tempe Improv. I haven’t heard of him otherwise.

[@Rootbeeroverseer]

I lold

[@CezaMVO]

Finally Danny is on 2b1c, this would have happened sooner but we all know how Barf feels about urban gentleman

[@Theboy1798]

hahahahahahaha Barf

[@Vaughan101]

Dont be doing that to our resident racist 🤣🤣

[@TrollHunterxXx]

So racist

[@dylanfoster4642]

He was on once before as well right when he joined ymh studios to do his show

[@freddiemarquez8754]

Or as he puts it “the inner city blacks”

[@jackg5492]

This was THE BEST EPISODE. I could listen to Danny Brown talk about his past every week

[@EvoSEB]

Tim is code switching and Danny is pulling a Bart leaking all his personal information at the top of the show -- This. is. fantastic.

[@toastedjoe1013]

Sounds like he uses "Password!" for his passwords.

[@tiptoppp]

So good!

[@chairforcegaming6230]

What’s wrong with code switching?

[@EvoSEB]

@@chairforcegaming6230 didn't say it as a positive or negative just that it was happening. And that I'm all about this combo.

[@jacksine3679]

I really wish this was longer. So happy Danny is part of the YMH fam now.

[@lennylemens]

Tom’s affirmations are adorable. “Cmon f#*k with me man” “I do! I do f#$k with you!” Hahahahha

[@Beef_Curtain]

Danny Brown talking about Chrischan made my god damn fucking day

[@kendigjl]

I love when reverse codeswitching Tom forgets his upper/middle class background and starts talking like he grew up in the hood. #stolenhoodvalor

[@Lean_Dad]

Fa sho

[@neighborbruce]

Anyone know what the YMH episode was where they talked about people calling him out for this? I remember Tom being in hard denial about it 😅

[@zachleprieur2871]

@@neighborbruce was Bert saying he noticed how tom does it talking about shoes on a sneaker podcast

[@Earnest12235]

That soo woo run was legendary. I know they got someone hurt lol

[@neighborbruce]

@@zachleprieur2871 oh dang it WAS 2B1C! That was hilarious

[@BrianCzapiga]

Danny Brown should do the HoneyDew but instead of talking they should just take edibles and giggle for two hours. I’d watch it in full.

[@DaBombRox99]

this the one

[@LTR1420]

Hahaha that would be incredible.

[@nightman4142]

Go watch danny with joey diaz

[@trainwrecker5000]

Also Bret and Diaz. The 4 of them together on shrooms they would be making noises no one has heard before.

[@cloudbloom]

The laughs heard 'round the world

[@Zach_Amos]

If Tom is going to use his “urban” inflection, I wish he’d use his “Sup Kane!!” voice

[@traseanderson1594]

At least quote it right. "SUP KANE"

[@Zach_Amos]

@@traseanderson1594 touch my camera through the fence, G

[@purplecitygrow2233]

@@traseanderson1594 howdy doody kane.... yeah correct quote work better

[@Le_Petomane]

Danny is funnier than half the "comics" out there.

[@DrillbitBeats]

Tom's genuine concern when Danny stated all of his usernames and passwords on the mic. 😂😂

[@Squiggums799]

Danny talking about lolcows, Chris-chan and Sonichu with Tom is an internet culture crossover I didn't know could ever happen 😂

[@OGRE_HATES_NERDS]

tom had no idea wtf he was talking about

[@chubbs.mp3435]

Christina would love Chris Chan

[@markroberts7001]

Tom has a flash of shock/envy face every time Danny drops an N. So fucking funny

[@spridle]

Danny's podcast is such a great fit for YMH Studios. What a legendary man.

[@niallgoddard02]

Love Danny, his energy, his podcast... And that damn laugh 🤣🤣🤣. Dudes a character ❤️

[@ItMrTimmons]

I want a permanent Tom and Danny pod. This was awesome. I tuned out because it got repetitive and this got me back.

[@marcogutierrez922]

“I don’t know how to drive for shit” lmao. Danny sounds like every dude i grew up with in flint with hustles and crazy stories. National treasure. God bless, I hope you keep doing it

[@variaxi935]

How's yall water situation now

[@jwaxmcgeeg9706]

Court St on that west side!

[@joelosteen6960]

Jesus Christ did we just get a "Me Too" story out of Danny Brown 😭😭😭

[@ryanwalker8843]

And it is actually a legit 'me too' it's not even a joke to call it that lol

[@dudemaister96]

Finally just Danny and Tommy on a pod as a duo!!! I turned into a telescope youknowamsayin?

[@evanbechthold3877]

Yes, I do believe I know what you are saying

[@torontotonto6189]

imo tommy should been a guest in dannys show

[@phun.69]

They need to make one ep of 3 bears 1 cave where each of them have a vbrator up their butts that goes off when, tom laughs AT bert or danny for being dumb, if danny says "yuno wah im sayin", or when bert is fat.

[@YourLastWish]

He sounds like Tyrone Biggins when he gets excited lol

[@anthonyevans8451]

Danny saying Tim Dillon shouldnt be wearing balenciaga could turn into a 20 minute rebuttal by Tim ripping apart Danny, it will be amazing. Love Tom and Danny's chemistry.

[@samuri4483]

Yep and I can’t wait

[@Hazy_91]

Danny can freestyle like a motherfucker he'd obliterate Tim Dillon lol

[@enjayflave]

Exactly 😂😂😂

[@DarkMatr666]

I can not wait for Tim to respond to this. It got me so excited hearing him say "me and Tim got beef now I guess."

[@TonchesE]

I knew Urban Tom was gonna make an appearance as soon as I saw the thumbnail. Touch my blaccent through the fence.

[@Tfwd1891]

I’m thankful you guys gave him the resources and platform to do this. I discovered him in 2015 and he’s all personality and humor. A gift to the ear waves 🙏🏼

[@sweedenburg]

Fuck. Danny is seriously the best thing to happen to YMH in a long time!

[@robertfrost8264]

I find it ironic that Christina is the worst thing about the channel at this point. Chad is more entertaining than her hahaha out of touch boomer lady.

[@carstarsarstenstesenn]

facts

[@moneyhoney606]

He's incredible.

[@killervacuum]

danny is by far the most likeable person in studio jeans. he talks at 1.5x speed too so you get more comedy per hour

[@gamblerizzo7468]

Danny Brown bringing up Chris Chan to Tom is breaking the simulation

[@joelosteen6960]

Tom's face was so lost. The Chris Chan saga would break YMH in the best way possible

[@selfmedicatedschizo]

They couldn’t handle the lore let alone wingsofredemption

[@The1992257]

@@selfmedicatedschizo HOW DO THEY NOT KNOW EITHER?!

[@selfmedicatedschizo]

@@The1992257 nadav and them are fückin up they gotta lettem know

[@The1992257]

@@selfmedicatedschizo dude if Tom went on PKA and got the full Wings breakdown I can’t decide if it would be fantastic or just the worst

[@clintonleonard5187]

Yo, that Die Antword story is crazy, and one of the funniest stories ever.

[@dylanholas4964]

Can you imagine the chaos that would be a two bears with Bert and Danny 😂

[@riprogerssmokeyjohnson5912]

I’m really hoping we get it someday 😂

[@nathankail6428]

Danny is such a joy to listen to

[@horselizard]

I automatically said “yes” out loud when I saw Tom & Danny on the thumbnail.. I think I need a Bert break

[@revfunk8823]

We ALL need a break from Brad....especially Burnt Chrysler

[@Aaronlovesmusic970]

I took a month off of Bert haha it happens haha

[@sativarosegold3604]

@@revfunk8823 surprised a petition hasn't started for him to go away

[@nimmha6708]

Thanks to YMH Studios for giving Danny the show production, THANK YOU!

[@hellishlantern]

The fact he almost has the whole set of sonicchu from chris chan is legendary status goddamn

[@ipod1203]

Danny just casually letting Ninja kiss his neck hahahaha

[@neighborbruce]

A whole hour and fifteen of Tom code switching?? The best!

[@yeahnahyeahnah2932]

Danny has made a huge and extremely positive impact on the YMH family! We absolutely love him

[@shnarfer]

Honestly I’m not even surprised Danny is a chris chan historian

[@andrewmurray6258]

Sounds like Tom didnt really know who Chris Chan is..i hope he finds out.

[@VenomSnake00]

Chris Chan is the original “cool guy”, Tom is sleeping above a gold mine of content

[@shoonger001]

Fuck here we go again. Why the fuck y'all still talking about that person?

[@ezequielmarquez9513]

@@shoonger001 because they're probably one of the most documented people from the internet. A saga that spans multiple eras of internet culture. people like that tend to get talked about for a long time

[@benzoindigo]

Christorian*

[@trippvulgar1381]

This is such an awesome friendship blossoming.

[@mattcampbell8074]

Nothing warms the loins of my heart more than hearing Todd trying to talk black while in the presence of a black man.

[@mattcampbell8074]

@dick trickle I’m 1/16th black…..so I’m ALL black…..

[@giftedsnootist]

When can we get a 2 bears with Brent and Danny?! A whole hour of not one completed sentence or thought!

[@slywolfe]

I was pissed AF when my dog woke me up to go outside at 5AM but this makes it so worth it 👌

[@TrollHunterxXx]

We see u good animal owner 💪👏

[@vanessa0111]

Mine does that every friggin morning :/

[@Timathos]

The Album behind Tom on display is Stan Getz & Gilberto. A jazz masterpiece. Tom knocks it out the park with his album choices

[@AdamRomie]

This shit was crazy! lol the "Ninja in Paris" story is an all-time great one

[@DubBadger]

Danny brown just continues to become my favorite person in the world. How tf is this man a Chris chan historian. Tom looked so uncomfortable talking about this but by god if him or christina look into it their cringe will be legendary!

[@MultiTravellingman]

I dunno how many episodes back it was, but Christina and Tom shit on people for collecting toys and figures and such. Despite them having tons ot trinkets and toy versions of themselves and Joe Rogan himself has a massive collection.

[@JC20XX]

T-They didn't know about chrischan?

[@DubBadger]

@@JC20XX Tom has no idea what the comics are. I’m assuming so haha

[@RedBernie]

Thank god for Danny’s distinct voice or I’d be playing Tom or black the whole episode

[@WrappyPappy]

What the fuck does this even mean?

[@stonage81]

@@WrappyPappy whenever Tom has a black guest he starts speaking with a blaccent

[@randallsmith8183]

@@stonage81 tom or black was game they use to play. Enny went 10/10. A guest on the show who was black went 0/10

[@stonage81]

@@randallsmith8183 I’m well aware of the game, I think the person making the joke was using Tom or black to make a joke about how Tom code switches whenever there’s a black guest

[@variaxi935]

@@randallsmith8183 that was by far one of the greatest moments in YMH history

[@MissBrist]

omg please have Danny Brown as a guest ALL THE TIME!! you guys together are the best! 😂😂❤

[@Amouroso]

Danny and Drew are the life of this channel rn

[@tiptoppp]

So true! I love the dynamic of Drew with the booth boys! Hilarious! And Danny is just so entertaining on his own!

[@vanessa0111]

The only 2 I watch anymore. I cant sit through an episode of Tom and Christina anymore!

[@emmanreed3051]

you could tell Danny was crazy just by knowing that he has the entire chris chan sonichu comic collection. That is ACTUALLY crazy.

[@jake6766]

damn the atrocity exhibition has always been one of my favorite album arts. Braindead killed it

[@TomAKAVeto]

They designed the merch for that album too. I still have one of the shirts

[@CaptKoreyuh]

Danny brown saying he collects Chris Chan comics to Tom segura is fucking wild

[@hughhoney5930]

Danny brown sounds like Dave Chapelle when he was in nutty professor

[@ZachTheRipperTV]

Danny brown being a 'fan' of the Chrischan lore is the best thing to happen on this show in years

[@kali6651]

Perfect podcast to start my morning!

[@BasementLeagueBoxing]

Danny’s Clothing Brands: Noah Brain Dead Cav empt Liam Hodges Martine Rose Oak

[@Vuer89]

Exactly what I was looking for! Pro tip: Screenshot then copy and paste

[@Timjacks01]

Danny needs subtitles when he gets excited

[@Edge1234101]

I got audibly excited when this popped up on my feed. Danny is naturally hilarious

[@giraffesunited5211]

Never thought I would hear about Chris Chan and Sonichu on this podcast

[@ShortyComps]

Quickest hour on this podcast. Danny Brown is too damn funny

[@enginebae3471]

I had some family pull up on me at the gas station in Tulsa sayin they needed to get home to Florida. Had Florida plates , kids in the car grandma in the back. He started taking off all his jewelry and handed it to me. The kids were saying please help us. The back window rolls down and the old grandma who barely speaks English is begging me to save them. I said no, sorry I can’t help. The old lady flipped me off and up went the window and off they went 😂

[@jordantwood]

i had this thing happen. dude was driving a brand new infinity armada suv. told him no. he was pissed. funny stuff

[@manuelcordova7802]

In California on my dead end street they rolled up on me, guy showed me a watch, I said I don't wear watches, he said sell it...I said why don't you? He yanked it outta my hand and sped away 😂

[@ryanistooconceited]

I bought a fake ring off one of those guys for $10 one time lmao

[@BurnoutBushido]

@@ryanistooconceited me too lol

[@flynnplumlee5293]

Danny was drunk as HELL by the end of this podcast lmao

[@mhand4811]

danny's story in the club at 45:00 had me on the floor. fucking insane storyteller.

[@vigilanteash8937]

Lol ninja

[@ryanmulqueen6295]

I had to pause it halfway through so I could breath, on of the funniest podcasts I've ever witnessed

[@johna5915]

Danny Brown is a christorian and collects sonichu comics lmfao

[@percussionpunisher8694]

“Alright Tim Dillon… me and you got beef I guess.” 😂

[@mamaharumi]

I need Danny to have Ab Soul as a guest on his new podcast

[@mamaharumi]

also lmfao at the unemployment office meet n greet

[@ermencg1630]

Tom:"are you happy with the move?" Danny:"i'm way healthier" 😂😂

[@lastcastiswear24]

Maybe that seat is what’s causing the drinking… Danny Chrysler’s my new favorite 😂

[@grantgosselin7813]

Thank you Tom for giving me weekly doses of danny I am so happy

[@taia-b8f]

Tom has no idea of the darkness involved when Danny talks about Chris Chan...

[@meetbythecreek]

I know hahaha

[@slywolfe]

Can you explain? I asked my little brother what the fuck this all is and he just said: " *_Don't worry about it_* " Should I be worried?

[@taia-b8f]

@@slywolfe Don't worry about it.

[@JohnDoeAintHere]

@@slywolfe For real, don't worry about it.

[@alexisnaranjo]

@@slywolfe but be worried about it

[@JoupJohnson]

Danny Brown is absolutely one of my favorite humans

[@ddoggg5598]

Tom needs another podcast called dj dad mouth, and he interviews rappers and celebs lol

[@_gw33do_]

Danny Brown is one of the few people that I liked from the jump, he's a vibe 😂

[@CaptKoreyuh]

55:12 Chris Chan on two bears… insane

[@daydrms]

Lmao my boyfriend was in the other room, he heard Danny laugh and he goes "Danny Brown!" He's got the most distinctive voice I swear

[@bradensaba22]

The codeswitch champ 🔥

[@blvdboe3554]

Bert and Danny Brown please!!! 2 bears and one brother lol

[@daveycrockett9412]

Making Mondays great again!

[@jesuisnoach]

I love this dude! More Danny Brown on this show.

[@maxsilbert]

I can't wait for all the code switching Tom's going to do in this episode 😂

[@franzhanz8945]

Danny is one of a kind i remember when he came out fresh and i heard his first songs, i couldn't stand the tone of his voice at first but after a couple listens i was addicted, jealousy is one of my favs!

[@numba1osufan]

the king of YMH.... and Tom

[@christopherbauer9991]

The story about Die Antwoord is literally the least surprised I have ever been in my life.