Ep. 145 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

[@MrGill307]

The way that Bert said, "You surround yourself with such broken people..." might be the funniest thing he has ever said.

[@Battlefox64_RL]

13:38 One of Burt's neurons just went off the rails.

[@jordanliles]

For anyone looking for this moment, 41:35. You're welcome.

[@jamesnunn1868]

Best thing is Bert falls into that category, 100%.

[@fabzzpagano8635]

Like he didn't realise what he had said....

[@javieraceves2252]

No one calls Tina a “saint” for being with Tom. But everyone knows LeeAnn is doing Gods work for being with Brent. I chose Tom all day.

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

Not really

[@mattgonzalez4457]

Who is Brent? 🤷‍♂️ (does Bert know? 😳)

[@squigtonianmayhem4602]

If it were not for that angel, Bert would die alone. Is he serious?

[@timothyclingan982]

I’m alllpqq

[@timothyclingan982]

PPApppw I love

[@bjslater4199]

Tom Segura, easy choice. He's thoughtful and seems like he would be easy to be around.

[@victorias5386]

He’d be a much better bang for sure

[@LazyRiverMusic]

Wack. Tom wouldn’t enjoy bottomless mimosas but burnt and I definitely would. #TeamBurntChrystler

[@n8archy121]

At least he’d follow proto bud

[@socancerous]

Automatic, still is

[@jasonwinterton9369]

Hot sauce is the best

[@Slinkychips]

The guy laughing in the background needs a bonus makes my day everytime haha

[@anameofauser6866]

That guy never stops laughing it's great lmao

[@tberwick1]

Nadav?

[@davidcabrita9753]

That's Nadav. He's the best! :)

[@tberwick1]

@@davidcabrita9753 Native? Heard he's pro at google search

[@terryhughes6248]

RIP Nadav

[@JoeNasr123]

Bert is fun for a weekend, and then he’s just too much. Tom is a life mate.

[@Revolution1117]

Yup, I'd pick Bret on a lark, but after 5mins with him, I'd be begging for Tim.

[@Lord__Soul]

Tom is a life mate only because your life won’t be long since he’ll kill you in your sleep

[@Lordandmaster26]

lol until ur on the news in a body bag. If Christina ends up with another broken leg, I called it.

[@josephjames2011]

1st part is how i see women. bow.

[@tuttutteddy8889]

for real. bert would be fun to drink, listen to music etc and have competitions who can shoot ropes further. then you’d be done. tom seems like a genuinely fun guy to hang out with who you could just chill with.

[@sizedtoaster0278]

"You surround yourself with such Broken People." LMFAO, Bert your sitting there too.

[@itsmedawgez420]

Hilarious

[@jesuse.ramirez5881]

I wish someone would’ve told him he’s included too! ROFL

[@nicholaslangol8903]

You’re

[@olmatenightfox]

Nadav was laughing for that reason lol

[@OhGodWhatIsThisAah]

@@olmatenightfox Nadav laughed so hard I think he almost died. Beert is fucking beautifully deluded.

[@potatoburgler1]

Bert is the “woooo” girl at the bar. Tom is the stable one, who doesn’t feel like he he needs to constantly need to party.

[@potatoburgler1]

@Netya peca you know I’m coming up in May.

[@torontotonto6189]

Tom is the manipulative psycho calculating his moves, Bert likes to have fun, id choose Bert from the weed alone and i dont wanna share a home with control freak

[@nicholaswhite3434]

Great comment 😂 Bert is 100% a Woo Girl

[@FiveLeefClovr]

“like he he needs to constantly need to party” dude get off crack for fucks sake

[@CrashRacknShoot]

@@torontotonto6189 control freak? The same guy who all he can do is complain about nasty ass flossers strewn about by his wife, which is a legitimate gripe? There's boundaries and then there's control. He ain't the latter.

[@chrissydelgado9120]

Tom, it's always been Tom. It'll always be Tom. ❤️

[@eram9007]

⅝5wc

[@TheSydrek]

As a straight man... Tom, because he takes real showers, i could have a conversation with him without being interrupted and i feel we could have a fun rope shooting competition which i'd lose.

[@thecapricorn11]

straight man 👌 its ok to admit being attracted to a man its not a big deal

[@Robertgio]

Tom listens..Tom engages, Tom gets off on pissing/heckling people. Tommy gets the win. Bert love your confidence my man but stick to your family and the oculus!

[@ForbiddenFruit999]

To be honest. I wouldnt even want to be near burt.

[@thecapricorn11]

@@ForbiddenFruit999 he probably smells like sour sweaty balls and boozy breath

[@Frecklefart-90]

You do have to make the decision though, of either waking up in the morning to a bear wielding a knife over you, or a bear holding cocktails, who stinks like shit and f**ks dogs 😂😂

[@patrickchase3307]

On a hygiene basis alone, T Bunz captures my heart every time.

[@millardfilmore1403]

I mean just because Bert smells god awful doesn’t mean Tom smells GOOD … no?

[@elonbust2421]

And you can always pull them to the side and say hey big boy you need to shower

[@patrickchase3307]

@@millardfilmore1403 10/10 tommy smells like a dream. You don’t think homie is hitting that shower after the gym everyday and rocking some bouji cologne? Gtfo here.

[@millardfilmore1403]

@@patrickchase3307 i mean even with that there's only so good a fat fk can smell + he's like 40 ... that body has had time to ferment

[@mathemakitten6611]

33:55 Hey that’s me! So honored that you liked my smile 😄

[@joshmuzzi2574]

Literally the best!! How could they not talk about that smile?! ❤️❤️

[@kjcorder]

I hoped you would get recognized and notified. I knew there was crossover of mommies and fxxt and PLASTT

[@Entheogeneticz]

🎆🥳🤯😎

[@stephenortiz1307]

Sexiest woman on all of Reddit! She needs to be on the podcast

[@StattoSiEntertainment]

The best smile there is !

[@dominick366]

Bert literally says almost anything that comes into his mind that feels like an OK idea 😂😂

[@fabzzpagano8635]

not "almost" anything, literally anything. it goes from his soul to his mouth to our ears....LOLOL

[@jtorres5381]

Bert-"You ever had an abortion?" Tom-"No, I don't have a uterus!" 🤣

[@ruebensmith8931]

Such quick wit by Tom 🤣

[@Prod_D]

Lol lol

[@raysoto9810]

I’ll bring Tom home to my parents, but I will be sneaking out to go see Bert. 😂

[@RyanCowley_]

Tom. EASILY Tom, I couldn’t deal with Brett’s conversations. “Babe Ruth was an orphan, have you tried the Oculus”

[@jasonwinterton9369]

Hot sauce is the best

[@matthewgodfrey4533]

Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

[@b0bbyz]

Oh, that’s a real quote lol I thought it was an exaggeration.

[@willywillywillywillywilly]

Haha, it’s Brad. Hu

[@mrtheman260]

I haven't watched an ep in a while, this part reminded me why

[@jennifermommy9373]

Bert sounding so excited that there are 4 different orphanages in his area, like theybare a zoo he can visit. Lol.

[@makkek69]

I think Bert is confusing “friendliness” with the ability to fall in love. When a quiet man like Tom opens up, my heart would melt.

[@mccarraa]

Great point. you are right

[@jasonwinterton9369]

Hot sauce is the best

[@boogermcphee2847]

I think Bert is confused by a lot of things.

[@raykoba9220]

wow. This points out a glaring flaw in my love life.

[@dustinsanchez7820]

You sound like a chomo burt is racist love you mommy

[@toomuchsalt13]

That Babe Ruth to Oculus transition was next level

[@brandondixon5903]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kennybuttons1763]

Like a dog hearing someone say "go for a ride" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mrgreen3002]

'Transition'

[@DuhFury]

I love how Tom knowingly lets Bert dig his own grave to the point where he knows he should step in, then Tom doesn't. Its amazing!

[@Bittamin]

Hear me out, but I think it’s all part of the comedy. It works well, so we’ll most people think it’s not getting extra sauce on top. If they didn’t act things out more, it would be boring either way. This is a good flow and funny concept to roll with, so they cater to it.

[@nathanaelmorales760]

@@Bittamin obviously 😂 it’s a comedy podcast if they weren’t doing it for comedy we wouldn’t be here 😂

[@melanielazare9]

I wouldn't

[@Bittamin]

@@nathanaelmorales760 that’s why I’m here

[@TaylorJames188]

THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST EPISODE OF ANY PODCAST I HAVE EVER SEEN….HILARIOUS

[@kurly69]

Bert is definitely a one night stand, Toms a lifetime of love.

[@mattjohnson267]

For the short life it would be!!

[@connorgerrish3421]

Bert is a “this chick is wild” on spring break type of love and Tom is the “shit is my credit good, am I actually ready for kids?” Type of love 😂

[@michelleprather2803]

Bbbuuaahhh yes!

[@shawnk8710]

100%

[@katrinas1018]

I love how Tom navigates Bert. Skillful and hilarious.

[@pnorwes]

navigates bert lol

[@highferaltruth]

@@pnorwes beavis and butthead moment

[@pnorwes]

Its actually funny 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@grinder5000314483]

They set that up to help the flow

[@dcamaraman939]

I love how upset Tom got by Bart not saying please to his employe. He's a good boss.

[@RAINRDY]

Who could resist those deep, blue, cold, lifeless, and emotionless serial killer eyes. Tom Segura all the way.

[@tomzcooneyz]

If Bert had a perfect head of hair, lost 50lbs, and stopped drinking.... I'd still choose Tom

[@justinrumccray9448]

got me lolol

[@Twc1984zzz]

😂😂😂🏆

[@nadshuge]

@@Twc1984zzz Good mornin Julia

[@lilworthless2859]

Yoo

[@benwertman4801]

Bert actually had one of the best ideas I've ever heard to put a 360 cam in a podcast for VR Viewers.

[@grapeape8177]

fr i’m surprised joe hasn’t tried it yet or just anyone in general, that would be nice to just chill and feel like you’re there and smoke a joint n have a drink with em

[@House_WifeLife]

The producers in the back laughing makes things so much more funnier

[@F3RAL3NTITY]

Tom. All the way. Bert is a party girl, Tom is a little small town girl from Indiana with a big heart, and a great credit score.

[@doctorzogg]

Tom is the kind of person you can fall in love with due to his big heart and soft features. Bert is the kind of person you love for the first 10 minutes then want to be rid of him.

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

@Netya peca ^^ that's Bert

[@robertrodriguez7437]

the fact that bert thinks it’s even a close call between him and tom is hilarious. tom.

[@mnicp95]

Based on smells alone it’s Tom every time. I feel like I can smell Brent through the screen

[@nate_too_dope]

Yooo frrr I imagine bert having a pungent odor of cooking oil,sweat,cheetos,koolaid, and B.O all masked with axe or even BOD😂💀

[@FiendOSRS]

Tom Segura, while both would drive me to an early grave, at least Tom would know how to properly dispose of my body.

[@LeaveAhNah]

right answer

[@joecool1618]

I died laughing 😂

[@irizarry0203]

7 dates with Bert and I would have to check myself into rehab. Tom has my love.

[@Cyxz666]

I would fall in love with Bert if literally everything about his personality and demeanor was different

[@CankleCankle]

I would love you if you weren’t you

[@robdubent]

@@CankleCankle derp derp 🤡

[@spartymatt9627]

Bart will still count that as a vote for him.

[@Revolution1117]

Yeah, kind of like a guy like Tim.

[@mrgreen3002]

For most people it would be the smell

[@SamGreen]

Bert... I love a drink too much.

[@nopassenger2151]

Burt did great in this episode at 13:38 He has a thought pop in his mind that he does not interrupt anyone with and wait until Tom is done speaking to let his mind ramble.

[@matthew121891]

He’s growing 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[@MultiTravellingman]

@@matthew121891 only took 50 years 🤣.

[@guygambone5754]

Noticed

[@lostmypicks]

Yeah but he misses cheating and use to do it and has zero remorse.. I actually think Bert has cheated on his wife. Also he talks about how hot everyone is. Really lost some points with me.

[@MichaelWutsch]

@@lostmypicks he contradicts himself. He says he only did it because he was too cowardly to break up but also says it felt great." Dude is a scumbag

[@jnrivera3710]

100% TOM!!! Dude is dark and speaks my language. Love his comedy and how he views the world. Bert is like a one night stand, fun for a night but obnoxious when they try to linger. Here’s your Uber Bert.

[@bensantos4742]

Tom. his calm, rational personality. Also genuine when he shows admiration.

[@cameronclark2941]

Tom making Bert say please killed me 😂 he really is treating him more & more like his kids every episode 😂

[@BulkBrogan.]

"I love her way more than someone deserves to be loved" "I'm not spending that money on HER" "Leanne is hard to like let alone fall in love with" "I miss cheating so much" 🤣😭 All in one pod lmao

[@iwanttoliveinthewoods]

🤣

[@chevydad83]

This was Bert 100%

[@ForbiddenFruit999]

He sounds like my alcoholic uncle

[@samuelalasu2330]

I wish Leanne would just let me get people pregnant

[@MrMontyBates]

@@samuelalasu2330 lmfao right ✅️ 🤣 too many lol

[@Midz13]

Tom every time. I appreciate stability and sanity.

[@Larenth]

Easily Tom, stable, kind, and hilarious. I would need a liver transplant every year if I choose Bert. Bert would also get very tiring after a day of his constant need for attention.

[@starfish7529]

Bert absolutely. Loves his wife and kids so much. Love his laugh. Tom...eyes of a serial killer

[@matthewwilkins4420]

Toms a dude that’ll wine and dine you. Bert’s more of a Applebees kind of person and would make you split the check at the end. Toms also got the humor and knows when and when not to use it while Bert’s more of a freight train.

[@TheCentralgreg]

Nah Bert is generous. I can see him saying let’s order everything on the menu and have as many margaritas till the first person pukes. Bert picks up the check every time. Guaranteed. Unless he’s with Rogan.

[@michelleprather2803]

Tom by far. I see how he talks to his wife, and how he is respectful towards her. Tom all the way!

[@adrianfrongillo6895]

One would fall in love with bert, and 5 years down the road regret everything. Tom is the man it takes 5 years to full appreciate and love

[@kjcorder]

I couldn't make it 5 years

[@dustinharvey5393]

Bert trying to pronounce "orphanage" is fantastic

[@stonedcaterpillar3342]

Tom lol I'd be with Tom 100 percent over Bert

[@josef2012]

Is it even a question?? 😆

[@jasonwinterton9369]

Hot sauce is the best

[@ryantaggart4332]

I would easily fall in love with Tom before Bert. He’s such a sweet and caring guy and he speaks Spanish.

[@Junitunes]

Tom segura all the way. I always fall for sociopaths And 100 percent Leanne, I love that southern grit in her

[@Jojahn]

"I wish I had a glass of tequila right now, I'm not even joking" yeah we believe you Bert

[@robertfrost8264]

My favorite thing was Bert on Steve-Os podcast.. explaining to two long-time sober people that the healthiest thing he's done for himself recently was switch to tequila rather than vodka.. they weren't even talking about Bert's alcoholism, he just has it ingrained in his head to justify it at every turn hahahah

[@shaunhedden47]

I'm so glad I'm sober and watching Bert reminds me of that every week

[@nickturnau4954]

I've had the exact same thought so many times.

[@omaribrown7591]

Exactly!!! Mondays are my easiest 24 hours

[@gregoryhines7]

Tom for sure. The way Bert described Tom as the fun friend, one night stand, is quite literally Bert's personality.

[@jasonwinterton9369]

Hot sauce is the best

[@gabrielpellino5210]

Tom. Bert’s main redeeming quality to his family is the wealth he makes when they receive the relief of being away from him while he’s on tour.

[@ericstorms3020]

Tom, anyone who chooses Bert is probably an alcoholic.

[@jasonhicks3015]

GUILTY

[@tlacahetl]

I'm an alcoholic

[@alexmac2724]

eff you bro lol. Nah, Tom would be great, but I think they are both great in their own ways.

[@LouieThePoet]

I am

[@LazyRiverMusic]

What’s your point!??!! #teamBurntChrystler !!

[@bigdog7770]

Tom, Bert is an emotional rollercoaster. And a heart attack waiting to happen. Plus he's a huge liability.

[@ladyloud8796]

A huge liability!!!!!! 😂☠️

[@karlos9131]

The fattest liability 🤣

[@Ottophil]

But hed be more fun to party with. Toms a lightweight

[@samanthab1923]

@@Ottophil He never shuts up! Would be a nightmare

[@kylewright7556]

Tom, I can relate more to him. I love the moments when Tom just looks into the camera like Jim from the office

[@directionlessatm]

I’d go for Bert. I think our personalities would mesh well, it would be chaotic but in a good way

[@waltlober7863]

Bert is a bachelor party in Vegas that makes you hate yourself and everything that got you to that point. Tom is a glass of classy wine and a cigar after a successful week of finding Garth's hidden cemetery.

[@chainmailcanada5256]

Tom's blue eyes. The more Tom ignored me, the more I would want to get his attention

[@jasonwinterton9369]

Hot sauce is the best

[@notjoshmerkle]

@lala that would be unfair if you chose 4 that’s true

[@drewwhipple9135]

It's Tom. I can't trust anyone who picks Bert and has listened to more than 5 of these episodes 🤣🤣

[@maxi8331]

Bert: too much you can fix me energy Tom: love like a long term well Arranged Marige

[@bugz19]

💯💯💯💯💯 Tom! Bert doesn't realize how lucky he is to have someone like LeeAnn 😂😅

[@olman793]

I can't fall in love with Tom cause he's just going to kill me when he's done with me. I can't fall in love with Bert cause I've already raised a child 😂😂😂

[@RoBoBOBR]

41:36 "You surround yourself with such broken people" yes, Bert, especially his friends.

[@jasonwinterton9369]

Hot sauce is the best

[@samtone6182]

This is the bollox! Love the way Tom looks at Bert in such disgust but also knows that this is great comedy 😂😂😂😂

[@kaylakerscher4518]

I would buy an “I fell in love with Tom” shirt if my Dad’s name wasn’t also Tom.

[@jarielie_xo]

😂😂😂😂

[@ChocoLumpiaLessons]

🤣 also I read your last name as Kreischer and was like 🤔

[@brandonf5175]

Your last name is how peoples say Berts name wrong😂

[@RickJamess]

Brent is for sure the “ex husband type” who hyped himself up to be way more like-able than reality proves to be true… (Avid listeners know how he punches up his stories.) Tim is the picture perfect, chill, self centered rebound future ex husband. Who you just seems boring after the whole Houdini experience Burnt Kercher pulled.

[@lysleambercrandall7464]

Emphasis on rebound - attempted rebound "call 911" 😆

[@eagleeye5719]

Is Bert a boomer or am I retarded

[@81bats61]

brent and tim huh?

[@colleenemmons9234]

His name isn’t Brent

[@cademckenzie2572]

@@colleenemmons9234 that’s the joke colleen

[@Smebster]

Tom’s the one I would fall in love with, Bert’s the one I would remember years later because of the year we spent getting high and hammered and fighting.

[@erinbusby2035]

TOM ALL THE WAY. Bert loves to hear himself talk. His energy is too intense to fall in love with as quickly as he claims. Tom has a quiet confidence, it works for me.

[@thewhitedread7572]

Tom Segura, his voice never makes me want to set fire to an orphanage

[@brandondickson4266]

Lmfao so wrong but I am dying of laughter

[@thewhitedread7572]

@@brandondickson4266 oh it's wrong, but am I right though? 🤣🤣

[@brandondickson4266]

@@thewhitedread7572 10,000% you're correct hahah

[@collinanderson9175]

In a FMK situation, Bert is definitely the F and Tom takes the M. I guess by default, Nadav gets the K

[@fvargas1985]

Hard K

[@BooringBoo]

a K to a J

[@AmandaBurns14]

This comment should have more likes 😆😆

[@someguy8578]

Super interesting that you automatically want to kill the J.

[@TheBignate14]

Tom Segura EASILY, for the sole reason that he would actually let me finish a sentence

[@chevystraightpipe1762]

Tom Segura easily. The man got a race car

[@matthewsinger4902]

How can it be Bert? Tom all day. He’s funny and probably won’t drop dead in the next week and a half

[@dandunlap8638]

But then you’d get all his shit 🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewsinger4902]

@@dandunlap8638 nah. He’d do something stupid like leave it all to his kids or something dumb

[@RealHankSteel]

I would be quicker to fall in love with the fun-having, psycho Bert. BUT I would definitely love Tom longer and harder.

[@jmyah222]

Yup for sure

[@dannyfuego8665]

Yup, a lot harder.

[@Dubaroo99]

Yup, alot longer

[@seanrickoski6909]

Tom gives off an air of confidence and stability. His need to occasionally follow a woman home to see if he could murder her should his heart desire such a result is something I could learn to live with. I think Bert's St Bernard with ADHD energy would wear me down pretty quick. Great at parties, but not the boo you bring home to Thanksgiving.

[@beaubartlett494]

I love Tom’s Dos Osos pitch especially the part about Clooney.

[@joshpotter1671]

Bert is way out in left field here. 99% of this audience falls in love with Tom well before Bert.

[@LazyRiverMusic]

Hell no. #teamBurnt

[@jasonwinterton9369]

Hot sauce is the best

[@sassaymama]

Tom!! Btw Tom I walked past you on your way to the elevator in a swanky hotel in Vero Beach on Christmas, 2 drinks in your hand.. I was so in love I couldn't even speak! 😂😂😂 Turned around, elevator closed 💔

[@brunotonyoli9408]

Yikes

[@feezible]

Oooh....TIm is getting too big. Jesus.

[@jasonwinterton9369]

Hot sauce is the best

[@jurj97]

Brent reminds me a lot of my narcissistic, alcoholic brother. So I'll go with Tim

[@mccarraa]

lol he is so a delusional narcissistic

[@jasonwinterton9369]

Hot sauce is the best

[@themaniacmitch]

Must be his narcissistic personality disorder and alcoholism 🙃🤣

[@brendandoherty1283]

Tom and the guy in the background just laughing at Bert while he tries to figure out how to say orphanage on his own 😂

[@dannyfuego8665]

Bert is like my biological father who was cool and fun but always wanted to buy love until he was gone. Tom is like the more secure but subtly racist step dad who takes good care of you but scars you for life, you know?

[@Strider258]

I’d take casual racism over disloyalty any day

[@murkwell17]

And dr drew is like the therapist you need lol

[@-jmac995]

No…

[@jtdrmmr]

Tom. Imagine having to introduce Bert to your parents.

[@jennplee8077]

😂 You’re so right !

[@kaitlinkidd08]

My parents would love him 😂

[@Guero02]

Tom 100% Bert is the last person I’d fall in love with in all YMH studios.

[@julianrodriguez4605]

Skraight up. Nadav lol

[@ListeningAnt]

I had a bad day and you guys cheered me up and calmed me down once again. Thank you for the fantastic content. Rock on.

[@MisterWealth]

1:01:15 Berts real life personality slipped through on that one, Tom the murderer even had to keep him calm for camera sake haha

[@fffraaankkk]

100% it's ok he's a pedestrian.

[@flavorstone7932]

Brent has turned into a annoying drunk

[@larrymullins1634]

Real G vibes

[@fffraaankkk]

@@larrymullins1634 it's the Xanax

[@mattwetters7031]

@@fffraaankkk p⁰po

[@baileysaunders5641]

Tom he chill af bert would cause me go insane 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

That gallon of Kool-aid thing would make me so angry lol

[@DanielZeal]

43:56 "I know I sound like a crazy person right now..." The most self aware Bort has ever been, I think.

[@FishNChipsNGuacamole]

Dude the Spanish talk was so awesome DOS OSOS!! Tom speaks so well I love it 👌🏼

[@chrisdudley2016]

Bert is the best example of failing upwards. Also, its incredible to see Bert realize something the world already knows. Like "hey, I touched water the other day and I swear to god it was wet"

[@mrgreen3002]

Every show runner in Hollywood is the actual best example of failing upwards

[@jonruger]

Just when you think Bart can’t get more delusional a new episode drops and he raises the bar again

[@alvarozambrano2906]

Tom 100%. Couldn’t fall in love with a dude with the attention span of a Labrador.

[@GatherRocks]

Adding to some foster care awareness! The team is always getting better! Thank you!

[@briancurry6251]

I think Bert would be more reciprocal with love and affection, and that's what counts for me. Christina can't get Tom to say "I love you" 😂

[@OhGodWhatIsThisAah]

That was exactly what he was talking about, he's more involved in the "relationship" aspect of things.

[@Jale1337]

I feel like Bert just made everyone choose Tom instead of him, by explaining how everyone falls in love with him...

[@ripF5C]

Tom is 100% the lovable one. Listen to this mans voice, he's fucking turning us all dude lmao

[@the_uhhh_merica]

Tom all day

[@alabama_famous6662]

Bert reminds me so much of myself to point that I think I've diagnosed myself by listening to him 1000% so I would chose Tom bc loving myself would be wierd

[@skylerray9065]

Same same same. Hahahaha was looking for a comment like this.