Ep. 140 You Need Friction w/ Christina P | Dr. Drew After Dark

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It's been a long time coming but Christina P is back as a guest on Dr. Drew After Dark! Drew catches Christine up on his love session with Enny last week, and Christinith catches Drew up on her Texas life! We get to listener questions about a guy's big sloppy hangers, how to get more friction in the bedroom, and if peeners can have doppelgängers. We talk about the differences between men and women in the bedroom and take a voicemail about marijuana versus suboxone which leads to some interesting talks about Christina's wild ankle recovery. We take a phone call with Drew's wife Susan and get an update on some of that "life after 50" lifestyle! We take some more questions about curves in the peener and the effect of some foods on our farts! Then we take a look at a couple of really neat guys on TikTok!
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[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

"You've still got sloppy hangers though, right?" Dr Drew Pinsky, my president

[@beakdown11]

What are we gonna do?

[@possiblyacop2465]

@@beakdown11 Vote Dr Drew!

[@Bustapolio]

"You don't look at the whole, you look at a hole" - thank you Nadav for this glorious quote.

[@darrellhoffman376]

My life would be worse without Nadav. Remember when he tried to smell a flower and fell over?

[@westleystewart3483]

Nadav is at least 25-30% of the reason I enjoy the show. Not saying I wouldn’t watch without him but woth him it’s just so much better

[@ericgonzales2893]

It was a spontaneously genius pun and should have garnered more traction when he uttered it; Drew and jeans had their thinking caps on too tight to recognize it's elegance.

[@Opalgal]

YES! Glorious indeed

[@FirstnameLastname-gy2ci]

Overrated and I dare say overused

[@tyler-edic]

Drew correcting christine to say browners means his transformation is complete

[@pineapplethief4418]

He's nearing his final form

[@scarymsmary]

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

[@theangelspenthouse9415]

Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage back To the place I was before "Relax, " said the night man, "We are programmed to receive. You can check-out any time you like, But you can never leave"

[@TheHAMMING]

Enny needs a life alert so when he finally breaks a toilet from gargoyling, he doesnt bleed out alone in his bathroom

[@kennethwright9338]

Or a clown grabs his asshole

[@thomasrodgers3061]

@@AgendaInMind This needs a TLDR section

[@ZaneyOG]

@@thomasrodgers3061 it's a spam account. Now why spam that insane speech, we will never know..

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

@@AgendaInMind touch my camera through the fence.

[@DekkarJr]

roflmao - GARGOYLING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@imtrashiswear]

“I did fuck around with the whiteners, too” - Dr. Drew

[@ZaneyOG]

@@AgendaInMind where the hell did that come from? 😳

[@ntutino1980]

@@AgendaInMind stop it!

[@FrozenMoustache]

@@AgendaInMind damn nigga you really think I’m gonna read all that shit

[@typicalrockhound9887]

👈😉👍

[@SkylerMorgan]

"pulled a 9 foot cable" is how I'm going to refer to my browns from now on.

[@erinp.420]

Omg I was confused about that. I thought they were talking about intestines!

[@lylechipperson3407]

I have an explanation of where all of enny's poop goes and why he's only 145 after a month of no shitting: He isn't.. Enny dissociates when he poops Drew has established that and Enny admits it. I think Enny poops probably once or twice a week but it's so traumatic to him that his brain blocks it out. He probably is capable of pooping one time a month without feeling this trauma, and so that poop he is able to remember, but not the rest.

[@birdette79]

As funny as this sounds, it's so completely plausible I wouldn't be surprised if it was true! Smart one jeans 👖

[@guyledouche6039]

Fawk yeah homerun Chippah

[@juststartsomewhere9089]

I litterally had a similar theory when i was on shrooms once! I suggest he put a camera in his bathroom then we can know for certain.

[@ericgonzales2893]

That's a very cogent theory, and very likely, the actual case.

[@pineapplethief4418]

Enny's personality is dissociated into several different personalities, Fight Club style. Brown Enny is the who gets to shit the shit out

[@sneezyrider1]

Just saw Christina in NC last night and lemme tell ya, if that's her special material we're all in for a treat. Had me holding my sides in pain. Thank you for the laughs Christina! Keep it high and tight.

[@zoober8158]

what a queen

[@BirdOfHermes83]

Hi Cristina!

[@siobhanegan2837]

“The love of my life is here” I knew it!! Hahaha I adore how much they adore each other but in a respectful platonic way to their spouses. Who says you can’t have more than one soul mate in life? So glad the gang is back together!

[@Sisterlisk]

I think Christina gets from her relationship with Dr Drew what she doesn't get from Tom, and Dr Drew gets from his relationship with Christina what he doesn't get from Susan. In the end, they all continue to want to be with their chosen spouse and that's all that matters.

[@jmdoe5822]

Can't wait for Christina to recommend My Struggle to her book club. Those Texan mom's are gonna love it!

[@josef2012]

Lol

[@djoecav]

Now that I think about it, good name for the new special

[@sosagam]

J M Doe sounds like the name of a wannabe author

[@mandihollingsworth182]

"Can she use cornstarch to thicken it up" 😂😂🤣Christina that's hilarious. And Nadav laughing loudly in the background, priceless🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@christinasailorluna7323]

Drew is so in love with Christina, his whole face glows up lol.

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

The Mommies and the Pinskys should do a Wife Swap episode

[@anthonyfoster2190]

You can tell how done Christina was when she called, I’d imagine Mrs. Pinsky got jelly at a point.

[@lpcman6869]

You spelled "Enny" wrong...

[@isaachuerta1077]

He turns into a telescope! 🔭

[@jasonmeador7861]

@@Judgement_Kazzy damn right! On the live! I am in haha

[@Opalgal]

Oh how the show has evolved, it may be at its peak in this moment. Everyone has such incredible chemistry, the frequent laughs from the booth, the flowing conversation and the excitement my goodness I can feel it through the screen. How amazing it is for the fam to be together again.

[@vanethritt6313]

Season one of Drew after dark Interviews Season two Christina Season three The booth I know no one asked but my favorite Season was three.

[@edgarcisneros2899]

Christina honestly bugs sometimes, I feel like I’m Tom watching her tik toks with some dumb shit comments she makes

[@vanethritt6313]

@@edgarcisneros2899 he probably just endures it for her

[@EulogizingSleep]

You and me both.

[@Stbuster31]

@@EulogizingSleep booth*

[@xiaocatmaster3754]

Drew fanboying about Christina's special is one of the cutest things I've ever seen

[@dntgvafuk89]

I genuinely enjoy it 😆

[@teddnagurski5583]

I'm looking forward to her special, too. She's going to blow up.

[@teddnagurski5583]

@@AgendaInMind What?

[@kristiskinner8542]

@@AgendaInMind get a clue & a life & quit copy/pasting ignorant shit

[@JDSharar13]

@@kristiskinner8542 that dude posts that comment CONSTANTLY, if you’re reading this, please report him like I did I’m sick of seeing this spam on every podcast comment section

[@2mis2TL86]

FUCK YEAH! What a blessing in the skies!

[@ext93]

Holy brown. My friend literally had the same problem as Drew once. He complained for a week that it hurt to breathe, thinking it was a lung problem. He went to the hospital and was x-rayed or MRI'd or something and the doc said brown totally filled his bowels and was compressing his diaphragm making his breathing painful and labored. My friend was on the toilet for 4 days straight after that, once he was prescribed the proper laxatives or whatever. Get your browns out folks, it's dangerous to hold it in. No joke

[@noelani__nichole9729]

Drew about his stained teeth: “I said ‘I’m gonna see Christina, I better take care of this.”

[@chrissilva7556]

They r fuckin

[@snoop8664]

@@chrissilva7556 dr drew fucksss

[@lucasottens8506]

Christina P: Moves to Texas for a couple months Christina P: "I am now a Southern lady" Her new name should be Code-Switching Christy

[@XenoTravis]

STOLEN VALOR!

[@monkeywang9972]

She’s from the southern eastern bloc

[@emmaseal3840]

Austin is also the least Texas city in Texas

[@rossh2386]

Heyyyyyyyyyyy Christina!

[@Wnick56]

Ima make ya cry!

[@ericgonzales2893]

Yall know what's a banana split? Lol

[@user-wg6hm3wo9p]

15:25 Drew runs into the mic with his cup and I instantly flashback to Adam Carolla yelling at him for punching the mic during the Loveline days

[@therealagonee]

He still does on the Adam and dr. Drew show. 😂

[@jeansdelajeans3937]

I absolutely love the original loveline with Ace and Drew. Tried watching their new thing and unfortunately, Ace lost his magic. Drew hasn't changed at all and he really needs a cohost to keep him in check, the booth boys are good Tim Dillon would be perfect though

[@SensibleDegenerate]

I haven’t even started yet but I’m so excited so see you two back 😂💜

[@Lolqpoiyu]

I know! I pressed the like button before even watching it

[@Redhead-hz1sm]

Dr. Drew: "Isn't that sad?" Christina: "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[@faperito2389]

Th two opposites of the spectrum

[@FumblesWumbles]

Drew saying "churrrch" had me absolutely slain. That needs to be isolated and edited over Amen by Meek Mill. Fart Simpson could put together a Campaign Song for Dr Drew put together solely out of drops.

[@superbman4088]

hear what you said. "fart simpson blah blah Campaign song??????" no it won't work, not until you are 30.

[@FumblesWumbles]

@@superbman4088 huh?

[@superbman4088]

@@FumblesWumbles listen to yourself, in all seriousness you just said someone named Fart Simpson should make a CAMPAIGN song. If you mean for fun, sorry I was confused, if you are serious,; dear god no.

[@FumblesWumbles]

@@superbman4088 I genuinely could not be more serious. What are we gonna do? VOTE DR. DREW!!

[@superbman4088]

@@FumblesWumbles TO GET RID OF THE POO

[@xLOVEMimi]

Drew casually using “with peace & love” warms my heart. Shoutout to any fupa troopers here !!! (And Ringo star fans)

[@chrisb4331]

PLEASE JOE ROGAN Since Doctor Drew is in town. That would be an awesome pod!!!

[@maxwelljeremy5659]

Rogan doesn't seem like a guy that would enjoy Drew trying to psychoanalyse him.

[@tnntlmmn277]

dr drew is too much of a know it all for joe.

[@robinsharkey6658]

They'd both go on a five hour interruption filled tangent on the homeless.

[@JFKennedeez]

Joe would roast Drew

[@Somegoy]

Drew's slang and language is getting so much cooler and less professional now. The mommies have taken him over completely

[@nicholaspietrzak9992]

I like to think he messes up in professional settings and drops ymh references.

[@Wnick56]

@@nicholaspietrzak9992 he’s definitely feathering it on the job

[@LifeofCohl]

Drew is a genuine fan of Christina and his giddiness talking with her about comedy and life is amazing.

[@dillonj161]

This made me feel so happy, this is so so so refreshing to see Christina and dr drew back in the studio together 😭

[@5xl100]

what?

[@ole_limberlegs]

The booth is the sound room... where the booth boys are

[@lucasottens8506]

Found the cool guy hiding in the comments.

[@jordanpruitt6127]

“You don’t look at the whole, you look at a hole.” -Nadav 🤣🤣

[@lorianderson6416]

“the fact you didn’t call me pissed me off” so pure. he is a true Mommy now

[@spencer6709]

Spent a few months where drew could connect with the booth boys and now the whole gangs back and more connected than ever. Love to see yall back together ❤

[@jonathansmith8672]

50:55-51:11 Drew's face and Nadav's cackling had me ROTFL! ☠💀☠💀🤣😂🤣😂

[@jbpeltier]

The fact that Christine is a JBP advocate makes me love her that much more. Very open-minded and well-adjusted human 😂

[@Arcturuseyes]

For the "too wet" prob, have him withdraw, possibly dry off his piece a bit, then go back in. Might help

[@tomfogg6204]

you’re doing the lords work friend

[@eligreene635]

The YMH team should hire an engineer to design and build a special gargoyle toilet for enny. That way he wont hurt himself!

[@ericgonzales2893]

Agreed.

[@whereverigothereiam3078]

Love you two together. Wish you would do a podcast all the time.🤞

[@dominic508]

I wonder if they're gonna explain what the uncanny valley is in this episode!

[@EulogizingSleep]

All they do is talk about the same stuff and show the same videos

[@murderburger1811]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed this.

[@brendenbaxter3269]

The fact the old WAG saying "hit me on my live" didn't sound ironic is astounding me

[@CezaMVO]

I will gladly push christine down some steps like Tom did, if that means having our booth boys back

[@ThoDen1000]

I love their reaction to getting together again. That's how I always feel when I see these two.

[@thenightking6662]

Oh no we gotta hear about Christine's immigrant parents instead of having a blast with the Booth Boys 😭😭😭

[@Rgonzo490071981]

She’s sooo boooooring!!!,.

[@Rgonzo490071981]

I’m usually dying for Friday’s with Drew,.. but seeing her image today on the thumbnail makes it seem like a skippable episode

[@kristiskinner8542]

Smh y'all should be ashamed, chomos. If not for Christine (along with Tom, package deal) this pod wouldnt exist- booth boys wouldnt be a thing

[@beaunthug217]

@@kristiskinner8542 Nah. She sucks.

[@Bateman61405]

25:30 🤣🤣🤣 That email was amazing

[@nathangee5756]

I get home, heat up some food, sit down, hit the THC vape pen, hit up Dr.Drew and the first segment is about Ennys shits, Dr.Drew’s browns and I’m not even mad. YMH4LYF

[@sancocho28]

So great to see Christine from mom's house with Dr. Jew!

[@deepthought1987]

Christina, could you give us philosophy updates and let us know what you're reading? I studied Political Science and was exposed to philosophers. I kept my books and I'd love a reason to dig back in.

[@caroline2978]

Christine's standup is so refreshing I can't wait for the Touch My Camera Through the Fence Ya F****t special :)

[@monsieurdildo]

🎵 Nadav is fourth wheeling, I hope he finds love, Nadav is fourth wheeling, bet it really sucks. 🎵

[@ashleyclay7953]

Thank. Fucking. God. This podcast has been temporarily restored to its former glory.

[@brooksdurham8244]

The YMH Family is my favorite podcast family out there. Hand down! 🙌 Dr Drew & Christina P piss on me beat me mommy jeans. Bet I’m coming up in May. Side note I actually am seeing Tom in May here in Atlanta & Christina this month 🙌😜🤣💪

[@MadVillain23]

We’ve been missing that Main Mommy! Can’t wait for this reunion

[@SSGBWolverine]

This coming from a harsh vocalist that can also clean sing, that "death metal" guy was at like day 3 of trying to fry scream correctly and he was in a way despite how funny that looked and sounded. Lmao he made the mistake of posting that (coming from experience) because he's extremely proud of his progress and he should be ...... but don't post publicly until you can dial in your sound and not sound like the creature from the movie "The Grudge"

[@rafaeladrian1510]

Christinas face when he said patriarchy tho lmao

[@EulogizingSleep]

Have you seen his daughter 🤣

[@JASMINEJADE]

coming from only seeing Dr. Drew on Frenemies to THIS is gold. The dynamic here is soooo good lol

[@Daddy.loves.you.]

Kenny, Van Nuys is in LA which isn't even on the most dangerous cities in America list. Meanwhile, I've lived in one of the top 3 most dangerous cities almost 40 years. You have no idea what it's like to grow up in a rough area. If you came here and called yourself black or tried to pretend to be hard, they'd laugh at you and then rob you.

[@EulogizingSleep]

I would argue that Southern California in general doesn’t hold a candle to up north in Stockton and Oakland.

[@klakalakin8017]

Y'all normal browners are great together, keep em comin

[@thesergiorevengeshow]

6:55 That's an intense feeling. I talk to my Boots on the Ground/ptsd buddies about how I sometimes hear helicopters(essentially landing nearby,coming to get me or something Big is going down) and, it's somebody doing Lawncare, in the neighborhood. I've never been to war/combat and it's weird that my issues (paranoia) presents in a way that is like what they experience. - I do have BP type 2, with paranoid thoughts,etc...

[@WashedOSRS]

Christina is one of the funniest chicks out there. Reminds me of my aunts, love her

[@spencernewman7041]

All hail the return of Christina!!

[@snoop8664]

I was in a coma for 6.5 days in December 2019 and let me just say🌋😂

[@oculusphoto3974]

Would love to see Dr. Joe Kort as a guest on here

[@michealhaze4246]

I swear I love this channel, helping me through this fucking depression, thank you✌️

[@Pleasefinishyourplateofmince]

“David Lee Roth had the good judgement of retiring” The ageing process of DLR is quite famous for reasons discussed…

[@evaneichler4952]

Death metal vocals at 51:00!

[@GlassDanimals]

We haven’t had a Tina/drew episode in almost a year and that has to change

[@jaybarbagli6949]

These two make me so fucking happy.

[@davidledesma1331]

Momma Tina and Daddy Drew back at it (but don't call him daddy) ❤👌😍

[@AmeliaAnne]

Mommy Jeans is back with Dr. Jeans!!! 💜 👖

[@haileymichal9640]

"It's hard for women to be creepy" 😂😂😂 Dr. Drew... please go to Walmart sometime.

[@steveknick1978]

Famous people are almost always driven by a desire to fill the void left by one or both parents being absent/abusive. It’s nearly unanimous. They are literally trying to crowdsource the missing love & affection from their parents.

[@Rangifulla]

Krystine's TikTok is Water Champ? But Thomas is the Water Champ, she's doing stolen valour again.

[@dalelane1948]

Mate its actually Kirsten, but yeah biatches be stealing Tim's valour, that aint good.

[@rogermayes3745]

And she is NOT a southern mom

[@tc_iv]

It's hot outside today so make sure you drink water

[@tinamae7931]

So happy Christina is back in the saddle with dr drew!!!❤️❤️❤️

[@susansmylie2855]

I love the opiates, too, Christina! When I was sent home after surgery with “morphine,” not the real stuff in the hospital, the doctor finally would not refill after 2 prescriptions. They were fine painkillers!! (Think I saved a few for emergencies!). Where in Texas are you guys? I lived in Austin for about 50 years until it was not the great city it used to be! I’m not far away, though!

[@KushKussh]

I MISS YOU TWO TOGETHER

[@tiffanyward3169]

Yesss!!! Christina is back. I can finally listen/watch again 😂💯

[@cornbredx]

This is exciting! I've been waiting for Christina to return to the Dr Drew after Dark show. This is great!

[@samss3091]

Yo Enny wtf man I too was scarred by Pennywise from IT too, I thought he would come out of the drain in my shower and I had to shower with the door open til I was like 12.... but it ended at 12 bro hahaha

[@fremont111]

love these two together, wish it was 2 hours longer lol

[@madisonr2323]

Dr drew correcting mommy jeans on the proper lingo within the first 5 mins 😂😂 “it’s browning”

[@Frauman]

I did not miss this combo.

[@austezygotKUSH]

ITS ALWAYS THE BEST WHEN WE GOT MOMMY, DREWSKI AND ENNY!!! LETS GOOO

[@johnmahoney4841]

2:30 I seen the “It” cover at the movie rental place during the films “popular rental” stage. Scarred me for life. Couldn’t shit at night time until I was old enough for drugs to let me not give a F!

[@travisrutters4198]

When I saw both their faces on the thumbnail I could not click fast enough! Love having these two together again

[@Cadet1188]

Touch my camera though the fence

[@WinnieTheJew]

Thank God dr. Drew is back on after dark I wasn't sure if he'd travel to Texas or not

[@lorentong3840]

Really love everything Christine is on

[@TurboComedy]

dr drew on te body parts thing when looking at a girl is ON POINT.!!

[@shaunbunker4240]

Finally a Dr Drew episode I'm gonna watch . Sorry guys but it's only must watch when Cristine is on..

[@here7036]

Is it just me or do Christina and Susan not like each other lol

[@MadreDeLaMuerte]

Right? I noticed how Chrissy was on her phone and so sarcastically said “Yeah, get a massage.. get a spray tan” Lmao, eesh

[@here7036]

@@MadreDeLaMuerteexactly. really confirms the on-screen chemistry imo... scandaloussss

[@EulogizingSleep]

I get that vibe big time

[@allyourbase888]

I’m happy to discover the two of you together. So good! 🙏🏽 Lol...church..😂😂😂

[@powerstrokepablo]

Holy shit they took the 80k to 100 k view podcast to Texas it’s a crowd pleasure I work all week to listen to this fuck on a Friday

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

Christine's first episode back Talking about Drew's shitting habits within 3 minutes It's good to be home, guys

[@jeffrush6341]

If Pennywise can reach his clown arm all the way thru the plumbing to reach at your asshole then Enny's gargogyle technique probably won't help much.

[@maceroee]

Finally Christine is back. I haven't watched after dark in sooooo long but now she is back.

[@EulogizingSleep]

It’s been great without her

[@maceroee]

@@EulogizingSleep Nah. I like the chemistry these two have. They are secret lovers!!!

[@tre3321]

Mommys reunited and it feels so good

[@mads4724]

One of my favorite episodes yet

[@Bruins1718]

HAHAHA my mom tried hitting too and it resulted in laughing.

[@willycolton]

Can’t wait until Drew Hits JRE. Going to be the best for literal entire consensus of Americans to hear as if Rational Revolution gospel

[@stevenepps8982]

I actually really prefer Dr Drew and the Booth Boys over Christina, unsure why.

[@joemade7071]

Take it back

[@hispanic88]

Agreed

[@chrisochoa9470]

Yeah she's so exaggerative about everything, and all content is repeated throughout all the different podcasts.

[@EulogizingSleep]

She’s a pseudo intellectual who whenever faced with any criticism falls back on the tired notion that she knows nothing because she’s a comedian. Or she bring up the fact she’s from LA so she’s a liberal that voted against trump like everyone else and can’t be held accountable for her terrible opinions.