Ep 180: Nikki Glaser

[@jakenorth4811]

Mark doing a random kid's podcast, instead of rubbing-elbows with fake, rich people is one of his best qualities

[@Soft-Shell]

What’s that one called ?

[@AJohnSmith]

Joe Rogan isn’t rich and famous…huh…?

[@ZChoate]

​@@AJohnSmith"Rogan bad"

[@mikeythompson8331]

Fake rich people ? It was all his friends that performed and wrote the whole thing.

[@mikeythompson8331]

And he was literally upset about it 😂

[@odtube]

Mark getting heckled by dogs is one of those epic standup stories I never get tired of hearing.

[@RandomVelocity]

I love the way the dog looks around and looks at someone when they’re talking every once in a while almost like the Dog is part of the conversation 😂

[@ericlawson3155]

Nikki Blazer. I'm surprised Mark didn't use that.

[@alexandra4873_]

Haha I thought the same

[@timbrooks6737]

Me too. The Glaser Blazer

[@thedude1316]

I was waiting.......and waiting......and nothing.

[@LiveForFreedom777]

It was prolly the first thing he said to her before they started 😂😂😂😂

[@listener84]

Fruit hung too low

[@MarilynJ.]

I was dreading having to spend Sunday alone then I remembered We Might Be Drunk! 😅🙌🏼 we also might be high

[@Red_Twizzler]

We might be shrooms

[@oscarramirez3361]

Mah people

[@user-sk4nt5bm5r]

Spending a Sunday alone sounds like heaven to me 😂

[@ivywoodxrecords]

Embrace your solitude, Endure it sober for a real challenge!!! You will learn things !!!

[@andreamontufasable]

Watch Lifeline with Chris Delia too. My Sundays are the best!

[@esterrut9702]

Mark is the king of comedy podcasting.. he's so giving and fun throughout, never boring, always slingin' zingers!

[@PaulFjare]

Mark's poor memory is one of his best qualities

[@BazookaTooth707]

It's those late night drinking sessions and sleeping pills. Surprised the guy can remember his sets lol

[@snarkyretort5229]

98% of the stuff Mark says "GIve it a goog" to is in defense of his position of some unknown fact he recalls that is actually correct.

[@perfectcoda1]

It's early senility

[@soupforare]

@@BazookaTooth707state-dependent memory

[@Jerzadelphia]

I love the doggo on her own lil towel. She bored af but chills like a good girl

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

She looks like she stinks the whole room up it’s gross.

[@allstopblue5717]

She is really blowing up after the roast. Even my mom was asking me about her and Tony Hinchcliffe. I’m not sure people realize how massively viewed that roast was by such a wide audience

[@pressrepeat2000]

She just killed it there. So many jokes, and every single one hit the bullseye. Probably best roast set since Martha Stewart roasted Justin Bieber.

[@ivywoodxrecords]

@@pressrepeat2000 She had like a decade building up to it Glaser has been roasting a long fucking time

[@polybiusnymb6446]

True. Basically in every podcast the main comment is, “oh!… her again..!”

[@gregoryg8301]

I think the scope of the audience is hard to comprehend. Insane amount of sports fans that aren't comedy fans

[@tmacfan824]

she needs to chill lol shes not that good...

[@MarilynJ.]

“JOCK BLOCK” lmao 🤣 🤣

[@clevermissfox]

😂😂😂😂

[@PandaLife-lp8kn]

T-shirt

[@JenryBeja]

So sick

[@bsx121]

I told him that joke 👀

[@bsx121]

I told him that joke 👀

[@Hegataro]

Winnie activated like a sleeper agent when Nikki walked in

[@lh435]

It’s the voice. 🤦

[@WebSleuth]

“I’m not getting high on this” as Nikki is going on a podcast tour talking about her roast more than her new special 😂

[@gabrielsilvas692]

It put her in the stratosphere that's why I suppose

[@staunchy3283]

💯💯💯

[@joeb588]

“Could injure Brunson’s hand…” NostraSamus

[@chair_smesh]

Let’s go Mavs

[@believeincez]

@@chair_smesh all the way

[@Dyals_Style]

Pacers gonna pace

[@frankdtank7444]

Had the same thought. Sam unknowingly jinxed the best player on his favorite team during game 7 no less. 🤦

[@BluntforceJ]

@@frankdtank7444 Speaking of jinxes, one of the announcers mentioned the Knicks only had two turnovers during the third quarter. Right after he said that it turned into turnover city for the Knicks. I literally yelled "you jinxed them!" I'm used to the Knicks losing so I'm over it.

[@TheModerateMillenial]

Wow. I think Nikki just healed me with the: if I’m allowed to not like someone else, they are allowed to not like me.

[@Mark_1988_]

I love how the dog is not just sleeping, it really wants to be involved and just listening to everyone and looking back and forth between them as they speak..

[@ronjohnson2536]

Did she forget to take the hanger out of her jacket?

[@ThomasOrtega-di4ex]

😂u got me

[@George2647g]

she took kevin hart home

[@AtletiToni]

I love it when you see a person on every podcast within a week. It's like "Alright, better work and do my rounds.", then they have a special or something "important" they did come up then they disappear again for a year or two. Not saying it's bad, I understand it, just funny when you see it hehe.

[@rebm7505]

I've been obsessed with Nikki for the past two years, she's so smart and witty, and this is my fav podcast she's been after the roast. Kudos guys!! You let her talk freely!

[@hiki2853]

I love how every 3 or 4 years every remembers how hilarious Nikki Glaser is like she hasn't been doing this forever. Her panel segments (especially on conan) and roast appearances are GOAT-tier.

[@jamieshouldbeavailable]

I agree. It bugs me she's not as big as say joke thief. Tbh I can't remember her name, but you know whonim talking about

[@cjthrill]

Another great pod, gentlemen! Also, I want to say that this closing theme is my favorite. Awesome closer that I feel, catches the vibe. Cheers!

[@candicesanchez3753]

Nikki did such a fantastic job on the roast and her special! Also wanna mention that I usually get sick of people after they’ve done so many pods after a while but I’m still not sick of Nikki. I still get excited to see her name on my favorite pods.

[@carmen3091]

Same

[@katdog9786]

Been a fan of Nikki Glaser for many years now. So cool to see/hear her here and for her bump in success!!! COMEDY!!! And super duper love you too Sam!!!

[@fakeyawns]

I just can't believe Nikki didn't do a single massive Diet Coke burp. I can't take a thimble of it without rattling the dishes.

[@Zyn_dog_89]

Very well said my brother. Love the thimble part! When I take a small sip as well I belch immediately and concuss the china.

[@JL-dj1oc]

Has anyone seen her burp before? Asking for a friend...

[@danielhernandez3831]

They edit it out hence the late ep drop

[@chi15800]

that s cause she farted silently

[@Shadwick2.0]

Mark, that set you did in front of Amy's crowd had some of my favorite bits of yours about being an introvert. How your brain works at parties and the pain of casual work conversations. Its so funny, because its so relatable.

[@AIWFNW]

32:14. I love Nikki Glaser's reaction to Winnie!

[@pauljoseph8338]

Nikki didn’t go greet Winnie, and Winnie was very upset. She was trying to go over to Nikki, and Sam wouldn’t let her.

[@deannad9105]

​@@pauljoseph8338I think since Winnie tried to bite Ari, Sam has kept her away from other people (even though Winnie let Shane pet her the entire podcast😂).

[@fancytoxicsoda]

Mad respect for Sam and Mark for being real and venting about their jobs. It's nice to see that in an industry you aren't a part of. Refreshing take on different lives.

[@allnaturalstate]

I'm in Nepal, And the other day I saw a group of college students huddled over a laptop watching American comedians doing podcasts

[@im_just_serious]

Oh no.

[@mkmstillstackin]

Comedy!....Gotta feeling this one's gonna be good!

[@BrothersDigits]

*Imagine if mark & sam were on the roast*

[@DrVonNostrand]

And Shane

[@WKRP187]

​@@DrVonNostrandShane was asked and declined

[@screamdreamer9085]

@@WKRP187bill burr also declined

[@eliasp8645]

@@screamdreamer9085 wonder why, sports fan?

[@screamdreamer9085]

@@eliasp8645 he said he didn’t want to sit around taking shots at a guy about his divorce for 3 hours and probably also cuz he’s a fan. But bill has never liked roasting anyone that he doesn’t think fully deserves it. He refused to go along with the format of Kill Tony because he thought Tony was being a senseless a hole to the open micer’s

[@the1only467]

Marks wittiness and ability to play on words is hilarious.

[@PandaLife-lp8kn]

"He can't help himself" -- Joe Rogan

[@Henryboy4686]

Rent a baby to show grandma, she won't know 😂😂 that bit had me 😂

[@Cream_Sleaze]

She's killing all these thumbnails too 🔥🔥🔥

[@westinian3144]

“just cause you beat the shit out of me doesn’t mean the foods better, it just means you’re stronger”😭😭

[@westinian3144]

fuck i didn’t even realize that was the joke and it got me😂

[@jeffmccloud905]

"You don't realize you're sweating"... same thing with surfing. It kicks your ass but you never sweat

[@johnnowak1020]

And super happpy to hear you wrote it with Kim with Kim Congdon, So fn Funny😂😂😂

[@defferwa]

I used to religiously listen to her Sirius podcast "You Up" when I had my new car. She got me to work every day

[@buttersstotch4956]

That’s insane. That should be a punishment for murder imo. Who tf starts there day with her raspy ass voice whining about men. I swear I was taken aback when I saw a man, or so I thought, posted this comment 😂

[@carmen3091]

Same

[@alexandra4873_]

Omg yesss

[@rebm7505]

omg Mark's reactions to Nikki are so genuine and revolving on the "oof! that's exactly how I feel" vibe that I was like shipping them for a second

[@headyhead3874]

Mark: “Taylor swift is doing so much for the economy” She’s robbing everyone

[@myflatlineconstruct]

Yeah, lot of that robbery going around. Individual to multinational conglomerate. Most of that has something in common. I dont get a fun song.

[@randoH3000]

Taylor Swift is the most popular least talented person ever

[@moralhazard1]

No, Live Nation and Ticketmaster are robbing everyone

[@nickb9379]

Robbing stores of customers? 😂

[@band1tt]

of all billionaires in the world, she's the least problem.

[@leahpollard3710]

"Get a baby in town, grandma won't know the difference" lol

[@pauliseri935]

Nikki must be piling up the frequent flyer miles. She's been all over the place lately

[@MattSealey]

This is what happens when you blow Tom Brady 😅

[@buttersstotch4956]

Unfortunately

[@FallbackNkillEm]

@@buttersstotch4956I don’t care for Nikki too much but she’s one of the better mainstream female comedians imo. Hell, better than Whitney at least.

[@brownkemosabe]

Nikki's material may be too much of a particular caustic kind for some, but it is undeniable that she has been pretty much at peak and an absolute master of her craft for the last 6-7 years now, with an ever-increasing hit ratio with her jokes. I am happy to go so far as to say she's very close to becoming a comedy hall of famer. Every special, every roast is incredible. ​@@FallbackNkillEm

[@mikeleblanc8323]

She has a special coming out.

[@samtavakoli6682]

My favourite cut away was to Shane Gillis. Everyone is dressed so nicely, and he's in his hoody and I'm guessing sweatpants.

[@jasonrogers8754]

Why would anyone want to travel with Bill Maher? Fuck that!

[@nodnarB14]

Ohhhh reallllllllly?

[@KamPatterson69]

34:50 lmfao at least mark is honest enough to say it

[@hiki2853]

count me in

[@KamPatterson69]

I also am one of the few

[@stevenkoudanis5238]

Glaser? I barely know her

[@chizobamokeke9461]

😂😂😂😂

[@jerrydeverick9809]

Rent a Baby!! That's gold Jerry gold 😂

[@Tunes_Teacher]

Mark, Sam, Nikki & Winnie ❤️ Fantastic lineup of sharp-shooters.

[@buttersstotch4956]

Lmao Nikki is about as sharp as a pool ball

[@PandaLife-lp8kn]

I kept wanting Winnie to bite Nikki!

[@cheddacam5559]

The dog chillen there got me cracking up 😂

[@GerritCoulter]

So happy Nikki is finally getting the recognition from the general public that comedy fans have had for her for like a decade.

[@PrestongSellers]

Really? She’s a good roaster, but her comedy specials suck. She seems more like a shock and awe comedian this last special. It was barely laughable.

[@maloojisloves6586]

💯

[@samtavakoli6682]

Great roaster, mediocre comedian. Just like Tony.....

[@MeticulousTechTV]

Saw her live in Ithaca NY last year, was an amazing show!

[@Doomsense]

Nikki looking like Glenn Close with the middle part 😂

[@ACACAC771]

The agents aren’t why you are selling more tickets. It’s social media.

[@andrewtregoning]

That and podcastsing

[@GymAndSun]

I love you Bob Saget

[@BrickTop06]

😂😂😂😂

[@3rdeye931]

I always sing that part in Big Jay’s voice/version.

[@BrickTop06]

@3rdeye931 gotta go the J.A.M. voice route. Just rewatched that bit a couple days ago. Still delivers hard. Only thing better is when they had Dan do that Chappelle prank call.

[@katdog9786]

Movies have enough musical interludes that stretch the time out. COMEDY is full frontal lobe for as long as can be. Thank gawd!!!

[@danielshinkle6686]

I'm I the only one that wonders what Winnie is thinking? I can see her being not these 2 queefs again. Just leave me at home.

[@pauljoseph8338]

Winnie is a traveling senior dog. She was in LA on the Adam Carolla pod with her human mom on May 2nd.

[@aBT31]

She is praying for death. Either her or Sam. Doesn't matter.

[@nitrousnine]

I think that she is pissed off that nobody offered her a beer 🍻.

[@andrewashford5617]

If even the god is saying that, how tf is anybody really watching this 🗑🤡

[@njr819]

She seemed like she wanted some of Nikki’s attention. So sweet

[@Drobo1]

No wonder we didn’t hear of Nikki for a while, she talks your ear off. I fell asleep to this and woke up still hearing her voice in my head 😂

[@productofapathy]

Who were they talking about at the very beginning? I'm guessing Casey Rocket

[@LokiKala117]

"A thoughtful person" 🤣

[@PutbackGeneral]

Yesss highlight of the week commences!

[@benholzer1649]

I had an identical pug named lily. She had no peripheral vision I’m pretty sure. She made it to 17. Pugs are the best because they match your energy. Best wing man

[@jujubean1185]

First class flights, nice hotels, and the Delta Sky Club DEFINITELY make it easier to travel for a living lol 🌈✨The More You Know💫 🤣

[@supremebeme]

yesss, great start to my week

[@AllanThickDick]

1:01:57 Movies are long, but you aren't having the same visceral reaction watching a movie as when watching comedy, especially if you're watching comedy live. There are very few movies that provide multiple laughs per minute the way top comedians can. Watching a realy funny comic for 90 minutes is exhausting!

[@mwitts3727]

Love Nikki ! Thanks for having her on. Big fan of you both!

[@Mysteriesandmountains]

Worlds collide! My 2 fave podcasts! 😍❤️🥰

[@InspectorButters4]

The 2 best jokes of the TB12 roast were Nikkis joke about "even Gronk knew that not real money!" ..... and Tonys joke about Sam J "awww hell nawing" on the 😺!!! Nikki and Tony both straight MURDERED their sets, I was laughing so hard it hurt to breath lol

[@DrVonNostrand]

3:35 hes talking about @jokeWRLD podcast by the way

[@DistrictSoundLab]

“Civilian friends” 💀

[@taylorcox1511]

I cringed very hard when she said that

[@clevermissfox]

Adore Nikki but these guys don’t interject and if not one stops her she’ll talk for ten minutes straight 😂 so happy to see her blowing up

[@you_down_with_pjc]

“Love ya man” has AYG written all over it

[@johnfitzgibbon8430]

I think that we need a comedians’ room with Mark, Sam , Joe, Shane , Ari and others not invited doing a “Manning-cast” while the roasts are happening!

[@WhatsInThatGlass]

I can't stop farting

[@victorbolet4541]

Even the dog next to Sam is comedic relief. Look at that face!

[@quentinscorsese5146]

At football games Nikki refuses to get on one knee during the National Anthem to support Black players. She shows them support by getting on both knees.

[@tomcruise1578]

Shut up

[@patrickmcguire7929]

Around 23 min. in THANKS SAM‼Re: algorithms & Comedy. HUGELY important advice✊🏻COMEDY!!

[@wonder0076]

She definitely did work on that noise 🤑

[@andrewcampbell9mm]

Looks like she extended her forehead that thing is giant she don’t dream she plays movies

[@2012Jcup]

Mark farting into his own mic and bringing it back fast enough to have minimal debris is his best quality

[@doghouse010]

can't take another podcast of Nicki Glaser's self analysis

[@shawnweber8524]

There is a weird buzzing noise behind the audio and I checked multiple times if it was my speakers. Hard to listen to in the car

[@chasefrost1401]

I LOVE YOU BOB SAGET

[@Wetterwet]

Them roasting that on LOS was so good

[@chasefrost1401]

@@Wetterwet it's gonna live in my head for the rest of my life

[@danielblake8027]

Already drunk watching the show< listening the show drinking to every time they say no

[@eemoogee160]

What about "know"?

[@DanielAnderssson]

Alcohol is for losers cheers 🍻

[@comfykeegs]

She fucking deserves the clout!!! Even with the shoulder pads…

[@mkmstillstackin]

🤣

[@pauljoseph8338]

Damn…she wearing Brady’s old shoulder pads?

[@GreetingsFromSpace]

Glad to see my favourite girl back on the pod (winnie)

[@Steve-pr5jg]

Hey hey, How about those Knicks!

[@ratedrachel3670]

You have no right to not see me that way, you don't know me at all! Loved that

[@clange1036]

Somehow Whiny looks younger today.

[@queefbros11]

What camera are you guys using?

[@halifaxmayor]

The title of this episode should have been 'jock block'

[@michaeledward2518]

if a comics special doesn't grab me in the first 15 mins i wont watch it but if they do i will watch it all .......... love from hamilton ontario canada

[@pangeyi]

Who is that dog?!?! So sweet 😊

[@pauljoseph8338]

She’s Winnie. Sportscaster, Michelle Beadle’s dog.

[@Preciousroy8383]

That's Nikki Glaser

[@acer-go8hk]

bro literally is a bot who doesnt watch the podcast,

[@DanielAnderssson]

That dog looks unhealthy and sick. I hope the dog is ok

[@Cieplaklucha]

So happy to see Nikki here!

[@Swerve-Online]

Gronk be like...me know mark and Sam real funny

[@JohnSmith-nf8bi]

“I love you Bob Saget” 🎶 LoS

[@winay7070]

How many of you heard when mark said "I see myself in a kid all the time" !!

[@obsidianchao]

The fact that these two guys are best friends is fucking hilarious to me. I hope every Mark Normand finds their Sam Morril in life.

[@dylgibson]

When I opened up the KZbin app, this video was already staring me in the face. Finally the algorithm gets it right.

[@lp.8185]

Big fan always lookforward to sundays

[@blitzu_1]

Dammnn she rambles topic to topic soooo quickly 😂😂😢

[@bccsivxx-xxivvii]

29:20 even as a comic, you've got to feel like a clown doing an ad read for fume. "hey guys, wanna quit smoking? I've got the perfect solution, a wooden straw you can suck air through instead of smoke. You don't even need a lighter." Whole thing sounds so ridiculous.

[@Freezzerman]

I love it when Amy Schumers openers upload

[@pauljoseph8338]

Amy Schumer was totally responsible for getting all three of these comics’ careers started. They all opened for her arena shows, and were all on her (wildly popular) Comedy Central show…now, they pretend that they never knew her.

[@johnreynolds7546]

schumer SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@PandaLife-lp8kn]

@@pauljoseph8338 stealing jokes has that affect on comics.

[@pressrepeat2000]

@@pauljoseph8338So true. People hate her now, but she really did break a huge number of new comics who are big right now and were complete unknowns. Plus people made a lot of money by just starring in her show, she just had her friends on there.

[@BrandynMakes]

Who in the world mixed the audio

[@Naught359]

They're talking about Casey Rocket at the intro of the show.

[@BrickTop06]

Fuck yeah, really?! Hate that kid. Can't believe he opens Kill Tony. His schtick is so disingenuous and fake.

[@lexiemontgomery973]

Makes sense. Can’t stand the guy

[@pauljoseph8338]

Professional comedians must REALLY hate Casey Rocket. That dude is nothing but a circus clown without the makeup.

[@barbarasolha]

Was literally talking about that earlier w my husband. Him and Hans. Tbh most of the regulars on KT are a bust

[@Red_Twizzler]

Thank you.