Ep 326- Before and Afters

[@shookya6976]

The McCusker podcast dynasty will reign on for 1000 years

[@Gu1d-0]

House Mc Cusker could crush thousands armies.

[@steve_jobs6]

the fourth reich: MSSP

[@tiffanyjohnson8076]

Y’all fuckin rule

[@tybanks5817]

the sun never sets on the McCusker empire

[@jordandelmonico]

1000 YEAR REICH🫱🏻🫱🏻🫱🏻

[@calvinthegreat69]

The image of Shane going into a Hooters alone with his Nintendo to eat wings by himself is a hilarious thought.

[@jordancosgrove6892]

Mall of America

[@scottbaratta3653]

@@jordancosgrove6892 chill g G g B

[@scottbaratta3653]

@@jordancosgrove6892 go. Gggycgy pic t

[@davidperez5089]

You've never done that?

[@quinnimon]

“Does someone have an expansion pack”??

[@aleklockhart1625]

“My mom though I was on steroids, I was yoked!” “No you weren’t, you were just real emotional.” Fucking got me so good, quick as shit too

[@joshuawells4932]

You can tell Shane never had brothers the way he’s spazzin out when they just poke at him a little 😂

[@christopherferry5757]

I have 2 and still spaz lol. Cant stand it!

[@horndog12378]

@LCARS DATA NODE Watch your fuckin mouth bud, Shane was a troop

[@donaldduck3078]

@@horndog12378 respect those couple days lol

[@suzysmash3560]

@@donaldduck3078 hahaha 👏

[@mr-sj6kd]

@@horndog12378 no doubt! Put some respec on his name.

[@MaxkHz]

Binged probably 15 hours of Matt and Shane the last few days. Never heard of Matt before a week ago. It’s wild because I relate to his decision making and process more than anyone else in my life. Happy to announce that I now understand that I’m clinically insane… That or just gay. 👍

[@how775]

I've been selling steroids for 3 weeks

[@caseypnw]

if you’re gay, than cum town is for you

[@zeroa69]

You arent gay just insane. Or so gay its insane

[@Chase11211]

Clinically gay

[@jrog2266]

I just told my girl the same thing haha, im just happy I don't think like this alone

[@mindswim]

I love Matt and his use of language more and more each episode

[@JerrybearTV]

Bless the shaman

[@ToniBoordane]

Remember the first episodes when Matt was a certified retard. Like mispronouncing words, no basic educational knowledge. Look how far our masters degree shaman lord has come ❤️

[@Jsmitt716]

This is my 3rd time listening to this one. Any time I wanna laugh I come back to this, or number 372 where Matt busts out the 432 hertz flute for the first time.

[@notbonsai671]

Agreed!

[@beatems]

Simposium is goated

[@Timlareit]

Dude any of the billy or spud epis are amazing

[@Max-zr7hr]

When Billy hits Shane with the Too slow and the flinch are some of my all time faves too 😂

[@Makewomensubmissiveagain]

The flute podcast is legend and always a mood lifter

[@34mikespe]

truly the only thing that makes any sense anymore is getting jacked as hell

[@KrakoaForAll]

Shane is getting jacked?

[@ElkinsEric]

@@KrakoaForAll maybe by “lefty” in the shower... Looks like he’s more worried about a keg instead of a 6 pack... My bad Bol

[@notbonsai671]

Hope you're super jacked now

[@deezlesteezle]

Jacked off as hell

[@InfoWarsTexas]

All befores still? 😂

[@MrYodeezy]

This is the most intellectual podcast I’ve ever experienced

[@TrevorScanlan]

Was jre your only podcast experience? Lol

[@MrYodeezy]

@@TrevorScanlan JRE? Never heard of it. Sounds like a show hosted by a cage fighting commentator/comedian. There couldn’t be any intelligence over there. Right?

[@yehheapsmadaybut]

​@@MrYodeezy "comedian" is a big stretch

[@MrYodeezy]

@@yehheapsmadaybut 😂😂😂😂😂

[@alex8fish]

Both of you didn't recognize each other's sarcasm and that is hilarious

[@VincenzoC749]

Bill constantly grabbing at Shane’s arm is so god damn funny

[@natehilli1103]

4:35 “I ran away from home at 21”. Bro you didn’t run away you moved out 😂

[@DarkLinkAD]

Thats the joke. Half of the jokes are a moment in time, acting out a character flaw of any particular person in any particular scenario.

[@dixienormas1627]

No he just went back after he calmed down 😅😅

[@Exigentable]

@@DarkLinkAD HE'S CRACKED THE CODE

[@fartquaviasdingle7876]

no he LITERALLY ran away to a place across the street and cried and came back. He says that

[@unpopularopinionz]

10 seconds in. matt looks like hes in his electric paraplegic chair

[@paynekaufmann403]

It’s because he recently lost his leg

[@idab6864]

I'm howling laughing

[@paulfroelich1024]

I sell those and yes he does.

[@meesh1002]

😂I’m dying . So true

[@Jdowling357]

Lmfao

[@yesman9792]

Damn. I was the Spud archetype. At eighteen I starting renting the backroom of a ladys house. Place should have been condemned, dog and cat piss everywhere, broken windows, I only had a bath, holes in the floor and the girl who lived in the room next to me tweaked hard af and would constantly steal shit. Eventually I got a gf who I moved in and turned out to be absolutely crazy. The absolute darkest times of my life. 26 now, working on a tree farm and being a dad of two super gremlins, couldnt be more blessed. Praying for all the Dawgz.

[@TIDTYBOIII37]

Thanks for the inspo. Best wishes

[@christiansky942]

what kind of trees dude

[@040119863842]

As someone with a daily commute, this has become my favorite podcast. The Patreon is well worth it too.

[@lostinthe2strokesmoke]

Aye how much money you gotta chuck at the boys for the vids on the paitch?

[@roccos2311]

I didn’t know that the funniest type of person was Pennsylvania trash until I discovered this podcast

[@helloimalexander]

Fr and I’m from Jersey.

[@houndhog4886]

Jersey trash is so 90s

[@Choooooooooch]

for cereal

[@dabirds413]

I identify as a northeast Philly jit bag

[@roccos2311]

@@dabirds413 go get em ya jit, SODTAOE

[@thefruitofaliens]

I really didn't want this episode to be over.

[@kggregorie]

Part 2 is on the Patreon

[@elon_bust]

kggregorie Bill’s not on it

[@wasnt_it]

McCusker bros. are some real intellectuals.

[@wisterV]

Spud channels ancient truths, Not unlike the McClucker brothers 🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥

[@TrevorScanlan]

And you thought Matt was weird

[@DTTWOPP]

Spud needs a role in a on-video big time podder

[@StoicDivinity]

That whole family is wild. Every story from each of the McCuskers and those who know em always got some wild family lore 😂😂😂

[@StoicDivinity]

The image of a mini yoked Billy beating a dog with a bat is insanely hilarious. Only they could make animal abuse funny.

[@MrTedTederson]

drivin' by a window and saw a bunch of jacked dudes inside... so billy popped in to see what's up hahahahaha

[@aeskeets]

Imagine getting your pump on early in the morning and this truck driver with a gold chain knocks on the glass.

[@boosh90]

The sound of the brakes when he saw the boys in there

[@npetersen57]

😂😂beautiful conment

[@plnkfloydian7814]

That’s definitely the beginning of a porno

[@salvie5]

The Kenworth kid strikes again

[@wavedog23]

The best part of this one is the fact that less than 2 minutes in they start getting into a story about Billyboy being gay for the gym, after which they go on multiple tangents, Shane tries to get back to the story multiple times with a "so you see those boys in the gym and you slam on the brakes" sort of line, and thirty minutes later they're still trying to get the story out. Absolute perfection lol

[@joshuggah1]

Can cofirm a year later this holds up still one of the hawest casts

[@stephenakridge7067]

Ohh yea. Gay bill is driving my truck rite now. He took some befores and afters of me and my doggy.

[@SmilesPerGallon-]

I can confirm 6 months after this post that this still holds up as one of the hawtest casts.

[@bobertabc123]

Still good

[@bmthornell]

Still good

[@DTTWOPP]

Days before all Hallows Eve ‘22,the spOoOoOokiest of all dawg day afternoons, and it still is sick

[@TomMyersComedy]

Billy’s body language completely changes near the end when Shane accuses him of being gay. Billy- just come out bro we’ll all still love you.

[@wisterV]

Billy gets really touchy-feely with Shane because because it bugs him a lot.

[@bickyboo7789]

There was definitely some sexual tension between Shane and Billy

[@Ballhawk99]

Don’t ever accuse bill of being homosexual again

[@jamesnightingale2788]

Kingus Pingus I bet you’d love him if he came out. Love him real good

[@rileymurphy559]

Matt: *asks Bill a simple question from 3 feet away* Bill: "HUH?!"

[@vladv709]

its gotta be billys running bit

[@Gumbercules001]

matt "double-fist" mccusker, goin buck wild in that shower lmao

[@Sullyblastinscraps]

Billy needs to be on the pod way more often

[@gibell3443]

nothing better than when war mode combines with MSSP- gotta do a permanent show

[@FRM101]

Pay attention ladies, this is what it's like to be a guy on a second by second basis, attack or be attacked. To quote Tommy Boy, "There ain't no third direction."

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Girls fake compliment each other. Dudes fake insult each other. This is the way of intra-sex communication.

[@seancampbell2456]

Watching it to the day 2 years later for the second time and the Dawgs are still killing it

[@bodysnatcher7078]

The whole podcast I felt like I was hanging with the boys... awesome cast

[@imavileone7360]

That's sad

[@bodysnatcher7078]

@@imavileone7360 you must be the real Mr. Grinch

[@ShaneKelley207]

40:21 haha I love Matt asking Billy if he likes breaded or naked wings at finger gun point

[@CrackinJacks138]

Absolute power move

[@boosh90]

The finger gun point got me 👉

[@SorenRingholm]

40:48 and then Billy points the gun at Shane: "Breaded?" - It's a real Kentucky stand-off -

[@ryanharber4512]

“Say your order”

[@StoicDivinity]

4:33 I think pointing while asking an absurd question is an inside joke of the McCusker family

[@claymorefpv8964]

24:45 Shane: "Bro's are like local popo - Sis's are like FBI." Take that to the stage, you can build that into your act, very good line.

[@kilometersmetzker4516]

Put it in one of your little skits there bud

[@l_shane_l]

@@kilometersmetzker4516phil telling Shane an idea for a bit

[@Truffle_Pup]

Billy just staying silent, knowing their drinking trash dad changed because of him and he's the real golden child. 🤣

[@goodstuff169]

Bill and Gerbies are my favorite guests

[@chuckseasel9505]

"Shane goes into Hooters solo, to play his Nintendo Switch" Bill toasted Shane. Shane got flustered that a non- comedian was making him look stupid. BILL RULES

[@davidoneill7554]

“I go full caveman mode” “You hit women?”

[@jonathanhagan2536]

Matt, “Smoking Rez rules!” Funniest thing ever

[@wisterV]

Live resin extract, not the gooey black junk from your metal cambered pipe? 🙇‍♂️

[@TetraGO]

@@wisterVhoneslty both have their place in life and get you stoney

[@caseyschoenleber1760]

First time I heard this episode that made me belt out a nice belly laugh

[@kman9884]

Resin + kief = best bowl of your life.

[@robert424d]

This was a hot cast

[@Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft]

As an older brother, I must defend the oath to share any and all Before pics, if and when they present themselves. RIP - JP (1995-2020)

[@east.3404]

Greatest ep of all time…you were just real emotional

[@danareesullivan3126]

I love how much Shane and Matt all love each other , this pod is the funniest best pod ever!

[@dingo4229]

Shane's point on older sisters building a case like the FBI is so fuckin true lol

[@frankrizzo2949]

Matt could get cast in a biopic of Butthead

[@bakedpotato108]

The first 5 minutes of this are pure comedy gold. I always come back to this one when I need a good laugh

[@airsoftfarmer]

I hereby nominate "came out of the pantry" as the official terminology for gluten allergies.

[@bryanmcveigh9181]

Yeah yeah late to the game, but "Benoit'ed the fuck out when I was six"...made me smile.

[@poweramulets1725]

BEST EP IN WEEKS. BEFORE AND AFTERS yes or yes

[@ElkinsEric]

Hell yes

[@rodleypumpkins4174]

29:15ish was gold. Matt goes off on some weird shit and they just stare at him.

[@goodstuff169]

“He was watching a lot of Godzilla” I’m fucking dead

[@kgtl12345]

“It’s the only move that makes sense anymore, to get as ripped and jacked as possible” lol

[@lofttm969]

Billy is the 30 year old boomer meme

[@shubuua]

This is my favourite podcast episode of all time😅

[@jb1996BLOP]

One of the best episodes. Up there with DaBaby and Juice WRLD

[@garyswoleman4698]

Billy kinda looks like Froggy Fresh

[@tainteddman]

A lot alike lol

[@Rythim]

He’s the coolest guy

[@Tkeane8]

Krispy Kreme 2012

[@BadGoyz4Life]

Krispy Kreeeeme! Just thought of this guy the other day

[@lickmyacid]

Hes still around making decent music, no more rap though

[@gettobythesea]

The opening 10 minutes of this is fucking gold. “He got his hands on my befores” makes me laugh every time

[@brady4684]

This is an all time classic. Bill vs Shane 😂 this episode rules

[@PWS859]

Billy & Matt together are menaces.

[@Gaspar40]

I have watched this so many times it’s probably changed me.

[@xavierfils-aime4337]

McCusker gangs dad must be a highly charming fellow

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Billy n Shane are the brothers that Shane never knew he needed lol

[@npetersen57]

I live for the Bill casts.

[@CakesTv1337]

I work that grind. 4-6 beers a night, not at dinner, is pretty accurate. Especially if the Leafs are playing

[@YimmyYames513]

This Baby Billy guy needs his own podcast

[@mintross2540]

He has one lol WARMODE

[@SenorOsum]

@@mintross2540I think that’s the joke

[@GWALLAGWALLAGWALLA]

@20:29 is the hardest I ever laughed fr! This is a golden bit!

[@benardman2665]

CHOPPEM DOWN WAR DAWGZ LET EM ALL OFF

[@slidethedoss239]

Woo Wooooooo WoOoOoOo

[@kelseywhite3014]

How these guys make fun of themselves for our enjoyment really is the goat

[@thedragonbroke]

The McCuskers are awesome, Billy is the man.

[@essamfawagreh5106]

Thru research this is the funniest mssp

[@FarmerJimbob]

Shoutout to warmode

[@slidethedoss239]

Woo Wooooooo WoOoOoOo

[@daveslow84]

There may be people talking bad about Lemaire not taking his job seriously but I think it adds massive value in the form of hilarious interactions😂😂😂 "are you playing candy crush"🤣

[@xaviergladue5247]

I’m in full tears at work and everyone’s looking at me crazy lmao

[@BrittneyBritt17]

Young Bill, wise beyond his years. ❤

[@Rob-us5rr]

what age is he?

[@maxjudge2318]

​@@Rob-us5rr23

[@taylorcline4962]

One of the best episodes 🔥🔥🔥

[@Zipfizz35]

Matt is the ultimate bro, I appreciate that he lets it fly.

[@ThineLesser]

Shane is so afraid of bill

[@drrlification]

Man I love this ep so much. Such good vibes

[@topgacadmey8072]

I’ve never seen someone less confident than Shane saying yea I’m gonna get jacked 0:33 😂 westpoint pride

[@CJfromMEXICO]

one of my favorite episodes, still come back and rewatch it sometimes

[@travisschaefer5286]

I like how Bill stood against Amazon, like a fucking boss 💪🏻

[@beanodean4148]

They all laugh at Lemaire for recommending buying more bitcoin on 1st of December 2020 days before it shot upward from 18k and eventually reached 69k. Should've listened to him 🤣

[@MattH-wg7ou]

A broken (or in LeMeezys case, stopped) clock is right twice a day lol

[@sierrapepin]

In my junior year of HS a big group of juniors and seniors skipped class to go watch boys state championships play at Xcel arena and we would go to Hooters for lunch and get blitzed out on blunts on the way and this girl in our group fainted and passed out from being too high and really killed the vibe. She was all good, but she had wing sauce all over herself and slept it off in someone’s car for the remainder of the festivities. All in all, great time but I haven’t been to a Hooters since.

[@scott96999]

Hail Paimon

[@jwrIII]

shane sowing seeds of discord within war mode is fiendish

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

Billy sounded and looked just like Mac in the opening of this pod 😂

[@MasteryFlow]

I unfortunately had to do delivery driving for Amazon one season and Billy is spot on boy

[@Element0145]

Black ops 1/2 were by far some of the best multiplayer I’ve ever played . Besides world at war

[@kim-jong-poon]

What up dawgz!?! Mssp 4 life!

[@ck2394]

Shout out riggins

[@cameronhopewell641]

Nah war mode till I die, I’m here for my boys on shriv

[@AnxiousStacker]

The energy between you guys is electric. Id love to chill out with you guys and just laugh my ass off. If you come to Bellingham WA and do a show I'll have some shrooms for us to go to space.

[@PeaceManBro]

Gay

[@iamgates7679]

Bill doesn’t get enough credit for how quick he is. He’s like a sniper, just tosses em out. Shane: I didn’t know where the bird picture went Billy: Everywhere 💀

[@nateclasen]

Shane’s hair is probably gonna stay how it is rn honestly lol hes good

[@laurafromga5875]

Bill needs to go to the vet cause those pythons are SICK!

[@elon_bust]

HELL YES

[@Ztownmusic]

This is a landmark episode

[@MrLoStBeAr]

Billy and Spud are the shit, War Mode is the absolute GOAT.

[@slidethedoss239]

Woo Wooooooo WoOoOoOo

[@elberggalarga8909]

27:16 "it's a tough bathroom to beat off in, there's like peeling paint...." 👍

[@ProfDeezy_]

Was Billy there Jan 6?

[@multicoloredwiz]

Lmfaooo

[@Respect2Time]

@1:13:07 shane missinterepts gay bill AGAIN, and Bill goes for the anchor, reminding Shane that he's okay and that he's not referring to him. lmao Bills the man .

[@mattwilson7443]

Wanting to be able to bench 315 is a hilariously Chad fitness goal

[@Copt774]

Ten times

[@mattwilson7443]

@@Copt774wonder if ole Billy ever got there

[@powerful_smr5383]

Bill was right the entire time

[@4Everlast]

Update. 3 years later... Shane didn't get dried up. We'll see what the future holds.

[@churchfires]

going back this is one of the best pods

[@chuckseasel9505]

Bill was funnier than Shane and Matt. Shane got flustered. Shane knew Bill was double pump dunkin' on him, like The Admiral David Robinson. " Shane & his Nintendo switch going into Hooters"

[@abizzomb86]

Dude, bill is the man