Ep 331 Night Stalker

[@ToothChipNThrash]

Shane looks like every single dude who ever sold a gram of weed in the class of 2010

[@naivett]

shoutout sen10rs

[@shithead420]

Shane got that midwestern plug vibe goin heavvvvvy

[@nateclasen]

He look like he going undercover in a 2006 highschool

[@cameronsnyder1246]

As a mempian that graduated in 2010 I can tell you that this is fact.

[@DavidWilliams-mh3jr]

Bobby lee

[@SubmarineZues]

“I watched a veryyyyy dark film last night… you ever see daredevil?” 🤣💀

[@lileighth]

Ha I get it it’s because he’s blind

[@mrscruffles801]

Thanks that joke was lost on me

[@casey5837]

"you ok?" After getting shot in the head is the funniest joke I've ever heard. Gets me every time

[@chrismenezes]

Its unbelievable isnt it holy shit. To get that take on it. I thought i knew where he was going but i was so wrong crying laughing

[@andrewrrichards]

That 4 minutes of that bit is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time

[@FindingEzekiel]

Time stamp?

[@ShowMeDemBoobies]

​@andrewrrichards telling a story isn't a "bit". Go outside and touch some grass. Maybe take a big breath of air instead of sitting in a dark, humid bedroom littered with soda cans and little Debbie wrappers breathing in your own parts and body odor fumes.

[@gregg7233]

@@FindingEzekiel 7:30

[@skondor2742]

Part of me wishes I found this sooner, but being able to go back and watch everything now is awesome. Easily funnier than most stuff on Netflix or prime video, every single time. Funny af

[@T_D_B_]

Netflix? Funny? nawwww dawg

[@dravenvieck5634]

Found these a month ago. Signed up for the paytch after a day of watching these.

[@wisterV]

Joined the Paytch and cancelled Netflix same day. All Hail the SHOCKWAVE that is WARM ODE, YFI, and M&SSP. SODTAOE 🖕🏻

[@Lucky-sh1dm]

@@wisterVHAIL THE SHOCKWAVE INSHALLAHHHHH

[@Mind_Quad]

How great is our god

[@stevenseagal4987]

22:48 probably one of the best moments in all of podcast history

[@jwalters15216]

Bout to order mine

[@StainlessTom]

Fr waited 20 mins for a joke🤣

[@dicdug]

Shane busting out that shirt reminds me of the Uncle Daycare episode of Gilly and Keeves. Uncle Shane turns around to display his sweet wolf shirt with the same look of pride.

[@crud420]

wolfs

[@torqus]

It's so cool Matt was able to get Bobby Lee in studio!

[@xaviermoreau-raymond9269]

Bobby got diddled by a ds man he wasn’t a ds man

[@tanyadouglas5241]

Bobby Lee sucks!! He's gonna Shit on everything 😫😫

[@jackb8598]

That’s not Bobby lee . It’s actually lobby bee.

[@wisterV]

Bobby Ree got style, bae & is secretly running North Koreans military ops in Hornywood, CA

[@chrismenezes]

Thats fucking hilarious

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

That cop that profiled Billy is going to make detective

[@westxranchin]

I just lost it over that fucking juicy j shirt!!

[@edtrexler5021]

“Is that glow in the dark?” “Don’t worry about what I’m doing.” 😂 😂 😂

[@squatopotamus]

Shane could go undercover at skankfest

[@jamesr.waltonjr.457]

To do what? Expose the legal kratom abuse?

[@Ron4president09]

@@jamesr.waltonjr.457 kratom kills hahahahaha

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

Was that where he went and told a fan who wanted a picture with him to tell that dude his comedy sticks hahah

[@CoolAdam247]

Shane looking like he sells weed with crazy names, Drives a Honda with an outrageously loud sound system and shop lifts at blockbusters. 😅🤣

[@ryanwiseman9141]

👌

[@cliftonsargent1572]

Can’t believe I just found this podcast, stoked to have months worth of this to binge

[@Husapalooza]

Dawg Family welcomes you.

[@cliftonsargent1572]

@@Husapalooza hell ya, thank you

[@abrahamking3950]

I've been so down with Matt and Shane for a while now but they tapped into something on this one, straight hour and a half of effortless comedy. Way to go guys ya'll fully Richard Ramirezed that Shit!

[@robvarley3091]

Amen

[@bobsondugnutt9466]

Matt calling Daredevil a dark movie is such a clever joke

[@crazyshot97]

Shane slowly transforming into Genghis Kahn, the ultimate irony

[@bracket8706]

Terrible spelling

[@crazyshot97]

@@bracket8706 ittl be alright no worries

[@tc4423]

John Wayne as Geebus Kang

[@user-mf2sj7rd6m]

@@bracket8706 what a stupid comment. It’s a matter of Khan vs Kahn and Kahn is a reasonable guess. “Terrible spelling”🤡

[@InnerDness]

Chinggis O'Connell

[@caseyhickman93]

Shane’s Australian impression is scarily close. Best accent I’ve heard 😂 10/10

[@cloudbloom]

How does it feel losing a war to a flightless bird AMERICA WINS AGAIN SUCK IT COMMIES🦅🦅🦅

[@globglogabgalabburner7421]

@@cloudbloom didn't y'all lose to mountain people with sticks after dumping billions and 20 years of wasting time 😳

[@MattH-wg7ou]

I prefer his asian one lol

[@DweeD1516]

@@globglogabgalabburner7421 Everyone loses to the mountain people you assclown. You're such a doggard cunt you don't even realize Aussies were in Afghanistan fight right beside The US and therefore also lost too. How you so naive and ignorant you insult someone for for "losing" a war when you lost the same war with and on the side of the same people you're insulting for losing?! lol Also you cant win OR lose a war against someone when what they do is die run and hide constantly. We killed the dudes we came for, injected our culture into the country while setting them back from the stone age they were already in and just decided to leave. It was a draw if anything.

[@globglogabgalabburner7421]

@@DweeD1516 you didn't but anyway

[@milesmccue9388]

Shane cracking up while trying to recount the horrific murders of the night stalker was so funny

[@matthewbond375]

"The news won't be as hellbent on convincing us we're all in some sort of existential peril." Matt's optimism had just done a run.

[@liamtoman3070]

Bro, Shane calling “the news will calm down 5:00 was such a good take

[@nickzoom1]

Shane looks like a gangster spongebob shirt kind of guy

[@tonyreyes3780]

Airbrushed drip is the most polarizing type of drip. But I fuck with it heavy

[@luismaldonado5262]

Shane “Fashion Icon” Gillis

[@realassnewf3773]

He’s wearing a adidas sweater my dog

[@davidperez5089]

We're not seeing the bottom half!!!

[@coryspann5774]

I listened to the whole podcast not even realizing what he looked like until after and man that hits hard

[@puddintaine4556]

Shane with the Juicy J skull shirt circa 2005. Edit: yes it glows. I have one.

[@ThisNachoFriend]

This is the only time I've ever laughed maniacally after hearing a sentence end with "and he killed em with a hammer". Jesus christ, this is the best podcast ever.

[@koltonshaw8576]

“In the end he was Judas” is great

[@andrewlaco1776]

Mike "thirty pieces of silver," Pence.

[@R.Lennartz]

@@andrewlaco1776 Some guy gave him a gold coin during a handshake, he was Judas dude

[@JS-th2ev]

Updates 2 yrs later: everything sucks

[@ILLUMINATED-1]

The innocent days when they thought biden would be a normal president

[@joefatso111]

Hey dude say what you want about his politics but he made great strides for cardboard cutouts everywhere

[@dscott2013]

DD, if you see this just know you're an inspiration and everything Luis, Dave and Jay wish they could be

[@DH-rq7gw]

*Jay, and Luis Dave doesn’t care about helping people or giving inspiration. He just wants to live his middle aged Jewish Christian life.

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

He doesn’t have time to read these comments. He’s a busy guy.

[@bodysnatcher7078]

He doesn't even think about the comments. He just watches and moves on

[@bulldawgirwin8384]

Oh my God, do you think D reads the comments? Probably not, he's too cool for YT comments :(

[@hunter_hult]

All hail double D

[@takenbystorm]

Shane hating geology is the precursor to his dawayne Johnson position

[@rolanddeshain8983]

He's hated rocks all along!!!

[@raytard8500]

2021 is all about self improvement and lifting up my dawgs

[@robvarley3091]

Amen

[@pwfortner]

Facts

[@TylerShe1ton]

They have advanced facial recognition and HD security cameras in the capitol. They don't need your help finding the culprits. Those billboards you saw are to get you used to thinking it's ok to snitch on your neigbour.

[@flyinbrian5437]

They said anyone who had their phone on while inside the capital are already accounted for. It's crazy

[@BIacklce]

It's the 90s all over again

[@jacksoncothren5831]

Footage we aren't allowed to see for national security purposes. Complete bullshit just like the DOJ redacting damn near entire documents subpoenaed by Congress. They're going to keep pushing until people actually hurt them, once that starts it won't stop.

[@wcauser6765]

@@jacksoncothren5831 l

[@lindboknifeandtool]

@@jacksoncothren5831 you can’t FOI it?

[@FacTi0n]

also, i really appreciate matts confidence in his facts, even when its obvious its not accurate. thats a vibe.

[@GyzelE]

It's probably not as charming when I do it.

[@UnCleT215]

how's Shane's mustache Japanese an he's a filthy mic

[@Logan-td8yk]

Shane-aroo

[@scottp.548]

Shane-man-chu

[@anonemoose3210]

"I got hammered and was watching three 6 mafia videos" could've also been the start of another racial controversy. Dope shirt regardless

[@jaygatsby4012]

I knew that was the shirt from “stay fly” JUICY J is the GOAT

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Quality rapper and an absolute banger of a song.

[@benzoadonethc1685]

Dj paul is the goat.

[@andyfaber86]

Shane lookin fly-I,I,I,-I,I-I,I

[@acehilm.]

Damn thing fine

[@Physicallyretard]

Shane looks like he's got some theories about what the government controls, but also has a cool toy train set he wants to show you

[@Okillydokilly69]

Yussssssssss

[@nwr477]

goddamn luke d, you nailed it

[@conall3953]

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[@AVD-og9fr]

Government control is real. A 3 lettered Government organization did it with lsd. Oh its also a declassified document.

[@dominicdangelo4801]

Skittles melting In his front pocket Not for lean but he sucks on them and saves em

[@bluedragonrob1]

Shane looks like when the Devil appears to give you cursed wishes.

[@jamesr.waltonjr.457]

LMFAO! 😆

[@TerexJ]

Or a "good deal" on some bad weed.

[@rrchicken117]

He literally unzipped as I read this comment 😂

[@dylanvaccaro6919]

By far my new favorite podcast. Shane is funny as hell

[@bodysnatcher7078]

The Juicy J shirt is suppose to be 2x larger than your actual size

[@ClintEatswood]

prob the actual size juicy j wore, not this autistic fat's size.

[@scottp.548]

That's the biggest they offered

[@gazorpagrantgaming7190]

From 2023 “At least the news will be good now” * Ron Howard, narrator from Arrested Development* “the news was not good”

[@1stTimeCaller]

Fully immersed in MSSP Since I found you. Thank you for truly ruling so hard! You dogs are just Empire-Building!

[@Spurlinthemusic]

Matt set’s Shane up for some damn good jokes. Matt is the premise, Shane is the Punch Line.

[@Dereck-s9c]

"i mean yehhh, its just..yehhh, you know its just, you know.....yeh" - Louis C.K. Oh wait no that was Shane

[@freekaya7777]

Shout out War Mode, shout out MSSP

[@Rythim]

Shout out Riggins, we out chyere.

[@auroraborealis13579]

❤️❤️❤️

[@maddyc4379]

STREET FIGHTER PIZZA ROLLZZZ 48:48

[@bodysnatcher7078]

Shane has facial hair like jackie chan in karate kid

[@MrMojo13ification]

This and war mode is the only shit keeping me sane, God bless you dawgs

[@robvarley3091]

Amen

[@jamesr.waltonjr.457]

LOS, YKWD old eps. With the "regs LJG, SODIES, and LIST, IN HOT WATER and DISQUSTING HAWK are all absolutely amazing as well

[@naylik2562]

War mode has some good red pills despite Spud's constant self-pity that sometimes is just annoying (sorry fanbois)

[@SadBoys.1996]

Shane’s Scott Malkinson impression of Daredevil is hilarious

[@kylechristensen9108]

5:40 that aged like skunk roadkill

[@acidmetalrocker666]

My first thought haha! We are definitely not all good now lol

[@TwitcyTrain]

lol it was 10 times worse. The Trump derangement syndrome is strong in the left. Hopefully people see now how bad Biden and Scamala are.

[@wbbooth]

The John Wayne movie Shane mentions before getting into the Tom Hanks bit is called The Searchers, if anyone was curious. It's great.

[@seecreature6669]

hylics

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

hylics

[@cemetrygatecrasher]

the sheer joy i have as soon as i see a new episode up is ridiculous. its just always good. every single time. always.

[@LordOfTheFallen713]

I can’t believe I just started watching this last week best pod for the boys

[@glutengoblin]

Shane looks like he does shoddy HVAC work

[@Devin-kb7gd]

That’s a terrible shirt. I walked in I said “wow that’s a terrible shirt.”

[@c4brain]

Damn I just came from the episode of the bonfire where Shane was talking about how horrible it looks when he tried to grow a mustache, but now I'm seeing this majestic fur? Come on man.

[@jamesalexander8872]

Gay

[@ColinM1212]

Being here after the Kill Tony episode makes it all make sense.

[@MrLoStBeAr]

Shane looks like he's been hitting those civil war reenactments

[@Marlboro-lights1]

2022 listening to these predictions is hilarious! Biden is so much worse than trump

[@TheNotoriousLCB]

Matt talking about his remote viewing app is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen lmao

[@allaroundamazing7007]

Shane and Matt would be great at doing South Park character voiceovers

[@IzzySoDope]

Matt: I'm psychic. I can't show you or prove it but I'm psychic 🙄

[@drewcifer_420]

You know you’re in the right place when they talk about death videos and the night stalker

[@10duders]

9:09 I actually spit my water out as I was drinking. I don’t think I’ve ever actually done that in my life lol

[@Nathanfx2006]

"Dude you gota charge that up in the sun" lives in my head rent free 🤣

[@Hellaframes]

shane got the 3-6 shirt that was going crazy back in high school, ultimate ski 😂

[@ICXCNIKA3712]

Vaccine court payout via taxpayers was established by reagen. So any harm u or your kids sustain from vaccines isn't directly dealt with by the vaccine company

[@lewisnunn2093]

I’ve been listening to these on Spotify and honestly I had to come find this video to see the reactions when he unzipped that jacket and unveiled the shirt 😂

[@deanrogers4239]

Same. Normally listen but every now and then something happens I need to see

[@Illeyejah]

I need some "street fighter, pizza rolls" merch

[@alistermclean1319]

The night stalker Richard Ramirez went on a TV Dating show!! The balls of that guy

[@jake_adlay_24s90]

I think that was Rodney Alcala

[@Jimbow-sz9kh]

Cartel videos take the cake over ISIS and all other terror vids which terrifies me. Definitely not defending extremists cause I'm most likely Islamaphobic to many now. But at least with them you can *almost* grasp the reason: "oh okay these dudes are misguided and think its their duty and mission to be Allah's number one". Still horrific... But then you see a cartel guy and realize he's *only* gleefully filleting a living man's face because it will net him an American's minimum wage and give him some clout. We all hear cartel and think of Chapo and Escobar... But all those foot soldiers that are truly carrying out the most heinous acts possible??? They're mostly doing it for like a month's worth of rent in a big city (if that). It truly isn't comprehendable to anyone in a first world country (even those still in poverty in said developed country)...

[@SleepySnorlaxxx]

You could just tell Shane was fired up and ready to go on this one. Rules. His hair is also wild as hell, it’s like tryin to be 3 different styles at once, and I’m here for it

[@bertiesaurus]

He’s gone for like 50 year old American hitler

[@BigShaneGillis]

Gave the dawgs a bone

[@Hunter-yo2yy]

Ben Affleck was an Autistic hitman before he was Batman

[@SimonCas]

If you don’t recognize that shirt instantly your not a real dawg

[@fruitlandgrizzly]

Well boys it's October 2022 and it's indeed NOT good

[@charlesaguinaldo8483]

The shirt reveal had me crying😂😂

[@gavinmann1341]

48:45 😂 couldn’t stop laughing

[@denimchicken887]

shane gets fired for an asian voice and is now slowly transforming into bobby lee

[@bh-0330]

Teenis will forever be the greatest term coined by this podcast.

[@hotbuttur4604]

My favorite is when they called twisted teas “twisties” lol

[@verynice210]

50:29 gotta love Matt for worrying about spoiling an 18 year old movie

[@Naltddesha]

His impersonation of old dudes running was fucking spot on- the hands limp at the wrist, just barely moving at all but it still counts as jogging. “The book tells you to just look as gay as possible, and you’ll be able to run” lmao

[@BigDome1]

13:29 Matt pronouncing In Bruges wrong even though they say it about 500 times throughout the film

[@snowmonkey1035]

I want shane to play uncle Buck

[@tonyreyes3780]

Who’d play the recalcitrant niece who uncle Buck teaches life lessons to?

[@bricks1017]

This episode should have been called street fighter pizza rolls

[@Nobodyspecial5150]

I could get you an interview with the guy that caught the night stalker his name is Gil Carrillo and he even wrote a book about it. He's one of my dad's best friends they where LA Sheriff's together for a long time.

[@ttro89]

Saying it was on site for the nightstalker is gold

[@LORDHoekalledGAuhEY69TH]

Those weird limp arm runners are people still evolving their appendages

[@sethjoyner391]

Finally...Matt got back in shape and figured out his lighting

[@talbotdorr682]

Dude I totally agree that cold showers fucking suck. Idc what everybody says about them being better for your health and everything, fuck that. I’m not freezing my balls off every day just so I can be miserable for maybe an extra week of my life when I’m 90

[@z_ttheisen7656]

That notepad seems like it's giving matt one hell of a time

[@derpherp4530]

the drunk qvc show idea is clutch

[@kriffapher]

This episode was truly legendary. I never laugh out loud at comedy but this one killed me man

[@aintnuthinbutathang1646]

Shane busting out the Juicy J skull shirt and the reaction to it was my favorite moment of the cast

[@vinnyt42allday]

Street Fighter, Pizza Rolls... Automatic

[@avonnabors]

Two sharpest minds of our generation

[@jaygasper4853]

I know you guys are wordsmiths just wanted to say that technically the proper verbiage for hanging by noose is "hanged" not hung. I always found it interesting it hits the ear so wrong but technically it's grammatically correct.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

"I grew up in a geologically exciting environment". hahaha I want that on a shirt

[@kevboy2455]

That shirt reveal of the same shirt I had in 2008 when I sold Mexican brick weed nick bags and always fucked the money up and got jumped by big black dudes was a trip.

[@cbasbwoyETP]

Shane, the drip is tight.. the streets approve!