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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Күн бұрын

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@PushupsNMushrooms
@PushupsNMushrooms 2 жыл бұрын
I love how this cast can go from deep philosophical ruminations about ancient history to buttsex seamlessly. It probably happened the same way in ancient Greece.
@froggo9k218
@froggo9k218 Жыл бұрын
AHAHAAAAAAA Sounds pretty accurate
@gabrielcronin8445
@gabrielcronin8445 Жыл бұрын
ancienct greece and rome wasnt full of fudge packers, was the opposite ay, there was punishments documented for being a man loving man
@GoodCookinAquarius
@GoodCookinAquarius 4 ай бұрын
Don't forget the elbow grease lube💪💪💪💪🤜👌
@claytonbruinsma9140
@claytonbruinsma9140 4 жыл бұрын
Matt is a national treasure
@seabisquit
@seabisquit 3 жыл бұрын
im convinced he shouldve been on history hyenas with yannis instead of chris and that poddy would still be going strong today
@SCOODAMcGOODA
@SCOODAMcGOODA 2 жыл бұрын
@@seabisquit oooo me likey the idea. history hyenas ruled.
@MixMastaMcgriddle
@MixMastaMcgriddle 2 жыл бұрын
Planet earth 3 needs to hire the shaman to narrate
@williamhenderson2661
@williamhenderson2661 2 жыл бұрын
Want that Tom Hanks movie based on the events of the McCuskers childhood?
@stephenakridge7067
@stephenakridge7067 2 жыл бұрын
@@williamhenderson2661 which movie from known pedophile Tom Hanks are you referring to??? Philadelphia?
@greenpilltheory6649
@greenpilltheory6649 3 жыл бұрын
Covid entered the McCusker home and ran into freedom. God bless.
@letereally10
@letereally10 4 жыл бұрын
We should all strive to maintain posture as good as Matt
@chadgrov
@chadgrov 2 жыл бұрын
It’s harder for Matt too because of that oversized head on his little frame. So we all need to strive to be better.
@BrandonBuckinghamClipss
@BrandonBuckinghamClipss 3 ай бұрын
@@chadgrov😂😂😂
@darragh4486
@darragh4486 Ай бұрын
He had a straight spine and clenched ass for an hour just for this comment
@hr7834
@hr7834 26 күн бұрын
He's putting the "sat" in bodhisattva
@Brandon-tk2rw
@Brandon-tk2rw 4 жыл бұрын
This was Shane's "flu game"
@sgown3d
@sgown3d Жыл бұрын
Aa
@squatgang9174
@squatgang9174 Жыл бұрын
This made me grin
@jhughes19851
@jhughes19851 4 жыл бұрын
Shout out Shane ALWAYS having bed head on the cast...
@RayRayMcAuliffe
@RayRayMcAuliffe 4 жыл бұрын
It’s a care-free combover
@cemetrygatecrasher
@cemetrygatecrasher 4 жыл бұрын
it works.
@jhughes19851
@jhughes19851 4 жыл бұрын
@@TommyTheCat799 hell yeaa
@Gafferd8186
@Gafferd8186 3 жыл бұрын
Living the life of a real comedian like Doug stanhope
@justinarnold6044
@justinarnold6044 Жыл бұрын
Both of them have wild ass hair this episode. There is a direct correlation between episode quality and personal hygiene.
@MISCELLANEOUSGOON
@MISCELLANEOUSGOON 4 жыл бұрын
You guys were in the zone, hilarious episode.
@jaysonspann8042
@jaysonspann8042 3 жыл бұрын
As a person that also went full McCusker on Gettsyberg as a child hearing Shane talk about the movie and the book really pushed me over the spectrum what a great podcast.
@btsnake
@btsnake Жыл бұрын
Confession, I did the same thing with Gods and Generals, which greatly pleased my inner gentleman
@trey1218
@trey1218 4 жыл бұрын
Shane feeling the effects of power hour.
@humanindica962
@humanindica962 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@slikrick5857
@slikrick5857 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@garrettrobertson3678
@garrettrobertson3678 3 жыл бұрын
Wat up pastacio
@bodysnatcher7078
@bodysnatcher7078 4 жыл бұрын
I would definitely listen to a history podcast by Shane... my favorite subject with my favorite comedian
@StraightFelon
@StraightFelon 4 жыл бұрын
he has 2 appearances on history hyenas
@tainteddman
@tainteddman 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but they don’t go to into detail on that podcast he needs his own history podcast
@dustinparks9157
@dustinparks9157 3 жыл бұрын
@@StraightFelon i was gonna comment the same. I miss that podcast
@TrevorScanlan
@TrevorScanlan 2 жыл бұрын
It's called herstory now you gender racist
@jkcalihoe
@jkcalihoe 2 жыл бұрын
Boy are you in luck now
@cameronsnyder1246
@cameronsnyder1246 4 жыл бұрын
A perfect little autistic diamond.. The greatest sentence ever? Lol
@vich3359
@vich3359 4 жыл бұрын
I've never heard noah so sassy
@bodysnatcher7078
@bodysnatcher7078 4 жыл бұрын
Where are we at time wise?
@JaysWave75
@JaysWave75 4 жыл бұрын
53:36
@fortydeebz
@fortydeebz 11 күн бұрын
Why did I read this just as he said it
@Mattagins818
@Mattagins818 Жыл бұрын
The way Shane gets stoked on history games, I wish he had a twitch.
@davecalhoun5394
@davecalhoun5394 2 жыл бұрын
this may in fact be my favorite episode.
@sendtome157
@sendtome157 2 жыл бұрын
the thing they said about chefs feeling like its a paramilitary environment is so god damn true, and also the part about the lads being immune. they are very immune
@NewDayy66
@NewDayy66 4 жыл бұрын
All hail the dawgz!!
@scott96999
@scott96999 4 жыл бұрын
Dude that’s blasphemy dude
@taradicoff3149
@taradicoff3149 4 жыл бұрын
Cuz of Paimen?
@Johnny1.0
@Johnny1.0 4 жыл бұрын
Repent!!! REPENT!
@EireHammer
@EireHammer Жыл бұрын
Dawgz for Life!
@Ynotnow9900
@Ynotnow9900 4 жыл бұрын
Matt literally stealing food from an all you can eat meat restaurant. Dude is classless lol
@charwest5892
@charwest5892 3 жыл бұрын
weve all thought about it... these brazillian restaurants are too enticing. SO much meat, very little oversight usually. But no one ever does it... except for matt
@Ynotnow9900
@Ynotnow9900 3 жыл бұрын
@@charwest5892 yes we have all thought about it
@juwebles4352
@juwebles4352 2 жыл бұрын
@@charwest5892 The Shaman leads, he does not follow.
@dillonwalshpvd
@dillonwalshpvd 2 жыл бұрын
He was just looking out for bae, guys, shut up
@mr.bidnessman2469
@mr.bidnessman2469 2 жыл бұрын
What are the technical details on “all you can eat” and why would it be illegal to take it home to eat it all later?
@some-replies
@some-replies Жыл бұрын
Haven't laughed this hard in a while. The shades going on and off, Matt's meat heist and angry Asian put bosses.
@Truffle_Pup
@Truffle_Pup 9 ай бұрын
40:50 the brief look of surprise in Shane's eyes and eyebrow raise after he realises what he's just said to Matt hahahaha! "Is she?... Oh well she cannot have my seed!"
@ChickenTendler01
@ChickenTendler01 4 жыл бұрын
Shane is 25% liberal boss wife
@rileygally2967
@rileygally2967 Жыл бұрын
Maybe even more these days
@Johnny1.0
@Johnny1.0 4 жыл бұрын
"Why can't you be black Steve"?.... I spazzed mid sip and sprayed a mouth full of soda everywhere. 🤣
@lylechipperson3407
@lylechipperson3407 4 жыл бұрын
I tried so hard to hold one in the other day of coffee with milk and sugar and just couldn't and murdered a $70 dollar keyboard.
@KingDomsKingdom85
@KingDomsKingdom85 4 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious
@pravkdey
@pravkdey 4 жыл бұрын
Not the first time the dawgs made a man squirt
@chadgrov
@chadgrov 2 жыл бұрын
I’m hungover as hell and trying to drink the hangover away, headache, almost gagging on the beer and that made me literally almost throw up laughing. “Aw an interracial couple, why can’t you be black, Steve?!” 😂🤮
@drewinsur7321
@drewinsur7321 Ай бұрын
16:23
@RobesonG
@RobesonG 4 жыл бұрын
Shane puts the shades on and becomes K-Pax
@hausmell
@hausmell 4 жыл бұрын
SNL ain’t got shit on Shane “Bruce Willis” Gillis
@alexanderkvitrovn9828
@alexanderkvitrovn9828 3 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy the lingo of this podcast 😂😂
@wisterV
@wisterV 3 жыл бұрын
These wudder brains Always shrek1 With the lingo
@HieronymusofArcadia
@HieronymusofArcadia 2 жыл бұрын
all about the jar-gon
@GrrillaFinger
@GrrillaFinger 2 жыл бұрын
@@HieronymusofArcadia don't be rude
@AlphaSwagzilla
@AlphaSwagzilla Жыл бұрын
Geezed up
@daveslow84
@daveslow84 10 ай бұрын
Surely I'm not the only one that wants just pure Shane playing war of rights and being in character😂 alternatively, he could just be explaining history stuff...
@leatheryfoot6354
@leatheryfoot6354 Жыл бұрын
42:37 shane saying this before Matt's wedding is why I'm subscribed.
@nwr477
@nwr477 4 жыл бұрын
that XL tshirt looking real tight on the young bull
@nokiamobileusofficial
@nokiamobileusofficial 4 жыл бұрын
Looking like a size xledium
@Tkeane8
@Tkeane8 4 жыл бұрын
matt and shane's secret mint & barracks
@Thingsarefine42
@Thingsarefine42 6 ай бұрын
This is Shrek 1 for the cast
@kim-jong-poon
@kim-jong-poon 4 жыл бұрын
Don't be afraid to solo cast Shane. The Woodman solo casts and he kicks ass at it and so would you. But either way, solo or with spud a new history cast would rule.
@chrisr8088
@chrisr8088 4 жыл бұрын
OMG I haven't gone a day for months without hearing from my DAWGS! So glad you uploaded when I checked.
@DaZese
@DaZese 4 жыл бұрын
What's up DAWGZ!!!!
@ryanmiller775
@ryanmiller775 4 жыл бұрын
What up bol
@DaZese
@DaZese 4 жыл бұрын
@@ryanmiller775 hell yea brother
@squidincsquid
@squidincsquid 4 жыл бұрын
Not my peen
@michaelcurrier9311
@michaelcurrier9311 2 жыл бұрын
Matt has,,,,, the ultimate Spaz-kid face AND cadence! It's great!
@chrisrobertson8022
@chrisrobertson8022 Жыл бұрын
20:19 perfectly described my family dynamic I'm the babysitter who everyone doesn't give a shit about 😂
@saucenflow
@saucenflow 3 жыл бұрын
spub's thinking prosses on that is gold
@KatzenjammerKid61
@KatzenjammerKid61 4 жыл бұрын
I just watched Matt and Shane declare Sparta.
@gunnercoffman3526
@gunnercoffman3526 Жыл бұрын
Matt is the greatest Black Conservative of all time
@MulTfrancis
@MulTfrancis 4 жыл бұрын
Shane saw you on Skeptic Tank again, the bull killed it
@jordanmatheson5301
@jordanmatheson5301 2 жыл бұрын
I need to watch shane playing age of empires & I need it now.
@jsp7218
@jsp7218 4 жыл бұрын
I'm fucking high. Shout out to all the Dawgz
@cadeowens8
@cadeowens8 Жыл бұрын
Shane talking about war of rights might be the best thing ever
@JaysWave75
@JaysWave75 4 жыл бұрын
this podcast RULES
@CaveTater
@CaveTater 9 ай бұрын
The look on Shane's face after the Mara comment is priceless
@jiminyfriggit2334
@jiminyfriggit2334 4 жыл бұрын
@11:37 I almost spot my coffee thinking Shane said .."nothing, I got fuckin Peronies" lmfao
@scott96999
@scott96999 4 жыл бұрын
I live in a remote mountain cabin. Just got back from a supply run in Missoula and I literally feel like I wasn't around a single other human being. Just a bunch of robots that cant stop adjusting their masks.
@jonwoods3261
@jonwoods3261 4 жыл бұрын
Want to get masks that say sheep on them. Then other varieties of farm animals
@scramblebluejay1559
@scramblebluejay1559 4 жыл бұрын
Never worn, never been asked, UK. There are a lot of slaves around though
@scott96999
@scott96999 4 жыл бұрын
@@scramblebluejay1559 Yeah if you stay chill and keep moving the robots will leave you alone, but the Health Passports will change that. Trending in the wrong direction...
@OliveMule
@OliveMule 4 жыл бұрын
THEYRE NOT ROBOTS! THEYRE WEIRDOS
@buhshmuh
@buhshmuh 4 ай бұрын
Relax, you ain't in I am legend, relax with the dramatic nonsense, I hope you look back on this old comment and cringe
@ronnietravis741
@ronnietravis741 3 жыл бұрын
Best podcast out there
@Ryan-tr7hy
@Ryan-tr7hy 4 ай бұрын
This was peak secret podcast studio. Just America. No frills no fancy mansions. Just dudes.
@KingDomsKingdom85
@KingDomsKingdom85 4 жыл бұрын
I get bad migraines to the point of wanting to cut my left eye out with a kitchen knife because the pain is so bad and vomiting, also... Shane with those sunglasses looks like Dan Aykroyd in Blues Brothers
@some-replies
@some-replies Жыл бұрын
Aura migraines are a bitch. Get em once a week
@bigdawgs94
@bigdawgs94 8 ай бұрын
I use to awful migraines till I figured out it was my eyes straining too hard, I don’t even have bad vision, -.5 and -.25 in each eye. The first one I had the absolute worst bubble guts, and I was throwing up blood lol. Definitely wouldn’t recommend that
@dylanmacdonald5243
@dylanmacdonald5243 8 ай бұрын
I know this sounds gay but it freaks me the fuck out how I am Matt and he is me. It’s fucking uncanny. I’ve literally said I’ve cured my autism smoking weed and max dosing on shrooms lmao god would I would give to chill real life without the bros
@luisalicea1701
@luisalicea1701 Жыл бұрын
“I had the sizzle on me” bahahahahaha
@b4rcode1
@b4rcode1 4 жыл бұрын
hey Matt! Great Posture!
@llVitekll
@llVitekll 4 жыл бұрын
where are we at timewise
@JaysWave75
@JaysWave75 4 жыл бұрын
53:36
@GMoon5Manz9
@GMoon5Manz9 2 күн бұрын
4:05 😮 I'm a dishwasher 😅listening to this and doing my job I'm I'm bordam
@LORDHoekalledGAuhEY69TH
@LORDHoekalledGAuhEY69TH 4 жыл бұрын
Nice timestamps😍
@jsp7218
@jsp7218 4 жыл бұрын
My head hurts just looking at Shane
@borisbadenov9863
@borisbadenov9863 4 жыл бұрын
Sunglasses Shane looks like a long lost Blues Brother.
@BGale47
@BGale47 10 ай бұрын
High Steaks Ocean 15
@solarsunchips9628
@solarsunchips9628 8 ай бұрын
26:38 Shane is the funniest guy i swear to God 😂😂
@RobBigs-lu8bq
@RobBigs-lu8bq 3 ай бұрын
Shaner, i am currently watching this one. Shane, Is Gay.
@Perkustin
@Perkustin 4 жыл бұрын
Hopefully a more chill ep of the pod, things got heated last week.
@humanindica962
@humanindica962 4 жыл бұрын
Shane got a case of 18 pack of Brewskis not the gd Ronies
@drewinsur7321
@drewinsur7321 Ай бұрын
From 59:20 foward is such gold on such a pot full of jewels episode
@MisterSoThrowed
@MisterSoThrowed Жыл бұрын
“Takes it out on the dishwasher” lmao
@DualStupidity
@DualStupidity 3 ай бұрын
"Columbus was woke." Holy lmao
@justinroth2938
@justinroth2938 4 жыл бұрын
Lotta 'tude comin from the Boyz...hahaha!
@brapstein
@brapstein 4 жыл бұрын
Shane, 100% in on a history pod with or without gameplay in the back. Please dawg
@edwardwelle7010
@edwardwelle7010 4 жыл бұрын
That cap on the mystic salt lamp triggers my tism every time I see it
@TheTrueLush
@TheTrueLush Жыл бұрын
Matt throwing a coat over his chair since last pod when he got called out for looking like a paraplegic in a wheelchair. Then Shane snuck in the “someone messed with our chairs!” Matt 🤫
@PROJECTTREVORFOREVER
@PROJECTTREVORFOREVER Ай бұрын
This is my favorite
@FarmersMelon
@FarmersMelon 4 жыл бұрын
6:39 waiting for Shane to bust out a harmonica
@mitchhandsome9366
@mitchhandsome9366 4 жыл бұрын
lmao spud having constant tinnitus
@drewinsur7321
@drewinsur7321 Ай бұрын
In the context matt called him van gogh head killed me
@thedondaithi1304
@thedondaithi1304 9 ай бұрын
The thing about the correspondence of letters in the 1800s and stuff, is they were letters that they wrote on physical paper, but we dont write to eachother, we text and so in the future when someone was wondering what people from our time sounded like or how we wrote, they wouldnt be able to see the texts, but im sure some people write letters, but those letters wont have the bad grammar or the shorthand of texts, maybe some letters will, most likely love letters, but i would say theyll find books from now, birthday cards, love letters, newspapers, magazines and the 2 most famous school kid art of old, that cool S design and then the classic porridge gun we all drew it on the blackboard as kids 😂😂
@garrettrobertson3678
@garrettrobertson3678 2 жыл бұрын
Libral boss wife has stuck with me since this aired
@-Azure.EXE-
@-Azure.EXE- Жыл бұрын
52:09 Shane describing his hit game, Metal Gear Flaccid
@kevinyount1653
@kevinyount1653 4 жыл бұрын
40 mins is the most humble of workouts... classic overtraining
@travishenderson9635
@travishenderson9635 Жыл бұрын
I finally got covid for the first time 3 months ago. I ain't gonna lie I had a migraine for 4 days that kept me from sleeping. It was horrendous
@some-replies
@some-replies Жыл бұрын
Damn, I spent 9 months in a hospital from it. Been 3 years I still can't work from the side effects
@soccersmything01
@soccersmything01 4 жыл бұрын
my bro just adopted some young homie a couple years ago. as a single straight man in construction. i hope he's not fuckin Javonte
@EVAASIVEOne
@EVAASIVEOne Жыл бұрын
9:30 jesus christ, this kicks off this ep everytime
@enviousaudio5751
@enviousaudio5751 4 жыл бұрын
The young bull wanting to play War of Rights made my day, yes!!!
@scottp.548
@scottp.548 4 жыл бұрын
Shane's hair will look like Rogie's sooner than later.
@scott96999
@scott96999 4 жыл бұрын
BitchCoin made my week
@taradicoff3149
@taradicoff3149 4 жыл бұрын
Where the heck do I get at shirt?
@jonwoods3261
@jonwoods3261 4 жыл бұрын
Easiest place would probably be a walmart, but most retail stores have rhwm.
@taradicoff3149
@taradicoff3149 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@taradicoff3149
@taradicoff3149 4 жыл бұрын
Sry. I didn't mean that.
@Dirtvoyeur
@Dirtvoyeur 4 жыл бұрын
shane looking fly in his shades at the start of the episode!
@mattp1354
@mattp1354 4 жыл бұрын
damn shane looking buff! lol
@jonwoods3261
@jonwoods3261 4 жыл бұрын
Gay!
@jsp7218
@jsp7218 4 жыл бұрын
"Gay Prima Nocta" haha niiice
@JaysWave75
@JaysWave75 4 жыл бұрын
fucking hilarious!
@clavatikus
@clavatikus 2 жыл бұрын
Fix your website bro’s! I’m trying to buy your merch and after entering my info you don’t have a “complete transaction” or “purchase” button to actual complete the order. It’s just PayPal.
@rileygally2967
@rileygally2967 Жыл бұрын
“Gah-lee” -Shane
@thebeerguybrothaguy
@thebeerguybrothaguy Жыл бұрын
Dood Matt knows! Matt can think big picture and that is nearly instinct in this day and age. Bless the homies. Benevolence is key.
@vax5708
@vax5708 2 жыл бұрын
The dawgs are elite
@chwehdavid6728
@chwehdavid6728 10 ай бұрын
She will not have my seed
@ryanmiller775
@ryanmiller775 4 жыл бұрын
Great epie boys
@TheActualJesus
@TheActualJesus 3 ай бұрын
"I'M NOT HAMMERED AND HIGH" 💀
@haleypoole9081
@haleypoole9081 7 ай бұрын
I don't know if matt needs to read more Philip K. Dick or less. 46:23
@theXavier36
@theXavier36 4 жыл бұрын
Comedy at the Carlson is the club in Rochester NY. Great club
@captaindsnuts9451
@captaindsnuts9451 4 жыл бұрын
Tardcore History?
@slidethedoss239
@slidethedoss239 4 жыл бұрын
AGEEEN AND AGEEEN
@shrimpscampin
@shrimpscampin Жыл бұрын
my family is autistic/adhd af this episode is gold
@SAFbikes
@SAFbikes 4 жыл бұрын
Ohh my god I had a headache watching this and all I could think was how I got the Covids. Woke up feeling great, HAIL PAIMON!!! HAIL HIM!!
@wyattrussell7496
@wyattrussell7496 4 жыл бұрын
Shout out Paiman
@crisisactor420
@crisisactor420 4 жыл бұрын
Hail
@eliasplaysmusic
@eliasplaysmusic 6 ай бұрын
So did matt succeed in convincing shane to letsplay? Lol
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