Ep 353 - Nap Time

[@Chef_BoyarDiesel_Fuel]

“A magnet can’t comprehend magnetism, but it’s still attracted to it” The Shaman is in full effect today

[@dougtond1380]

But why do people assume they know what is conscious and what isn't? How would anyone ever know if a magnet is aware or not?

[@mini_mozzer]

@Cl1nton Body count not true, theres intelligent awareness which is consciousness (basically what matt tiptoed around), only humans are capable of this that we know of. being able to control yourself and go against instinct.

[@ATS-xt9hl]

@@dougtond1380😅

[@nathanaelmorales760]

@@dougtond1380they don’t assume they know they have faith that it’s true if what you believe is good for everyone and makes you love others then it’s the truth,if what you believe makes you be mean/ resentful to the world and therefore makes the world worse then it’s not the truth, because there is a greater good that’s even more true

[@damianv5385]

That’s an all time quote lmao

[@FamousActor_AlPacenis]

How does a relationship between a NCAA football legend/decorated soldier turned alcoholic and a Wizard in King Arthur’s court develop into such a good pairing? Makes no sense.

[@SGSteeves]

They both Cumalot?

[@falcor200]

​@@SGSteeveslight homo eroticism its the key to any healthy friendship 😂

[@sandworm9528]

​@@SGSteeves😂

[@MrJesseslypig]

Ying and yang son 😂

[@Shen-s8m]

Beautiful ​@@SGSteeves

[@grantthomsen8741]

They should do a sleepover ep in the dark where they lay together head to feet on an unbelievably uncomfortable futon blitzed on shroomies.

[@thejamesification]

I agree 100% but instead of futons maybe they push together some purple helix sleep mattresses, then as the mushies kick in, they get some aromatherapy in with füm. But only after they clean up with their TUSHY bidet. Use promocode Seth for 15% off

[@yetileg66]

Irregardless, Shane would be the big spoon and tug first.

[@enkia6983]

I was living in monument ave in the building in front of the stuart monument when all that went down, every day for months it looked like packed indoor skateparks but violent. If you were against the Left for any reason best keep it to yourself at the time because you wouldnt find support anywhere

[@willkretz1571]

Man everything except the futon... just a big blanket on the floor where they leg spoon.

[@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime]

@@yetileg66 regardless, irregardless isn't a word

[@carlosnolla8255]

It kinda looks like matt is telling Shane a bedtime story

[@Mattblk1]

Or therapy

[@davidperez5089]

Could never be a shrink in that shirt! Haha

[@RustCole01]

@@Mattblk1 Dude, that woulda made such a great thumbnail for this video. If they edited a clipboard and pen into Matt's hands while Shane is laying there.

[@burpostockings]

Shane: "tell me a story about the bulls and the dawgs" 😊

[@JewishWolverine]

That's pretty much the premise of their entire podcast.

[@stewartbuckley9608]

Sitting is the new smoking. Health-conscious dawgs lay down until its time to stand up

[@DESPISEDIC0N]

There’s alittle Shane in all of us…. I wish I was laying down at work right now also. Too bad I’m blue collar and the back bone of this country.

[@clitorismold1760]

Hell ya

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

And the front bone 🥩

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

I'm on the pipeline. Currently sitting on my truck waiting for my trac hoe. Bumping some MSSP

[@DESPISEDIC0N]

@@RayRayMcAuliffe hell yeah brother!

[@EastboundAndDowns]

Hell yeah brother; we're the troops of American industry. THIS IS TROOPS!

[@BIacklce]

"I have an epileptic personality" -Matt "The Mind" McKusker

[@rickymassey]

Eat some microwave raw chicken

[@Zoso37123]

I'm going through these for the first time, this is the greatest podcast I've ever discovered lol

[@goofysushi]

Welcome my son.

[@MonkeyStoleYaPeach]

Same

[@atillacodesstuff1223]

same. these rule

[@ronaldofinkmullen356]

I’m liking the Irish-Japanese Dojo background

[@soundtracktothefuture226]

That about sums up the Stand.

[@willwinghull1776]

With a hint of opium den thrown in there

[@dallesrichards9936]

Rip to the club

[@RyanWinnInking]

The O'Dojo.

[@willkretz1571]

The wild wild west

[@dontrll947]

Shane got serious dad energy giving noah a talking to while laid up

[@DatBoi-mo9vc]

The fear of Dad Shane getting up stopped Noah from doin his bullshit

[@pravkdey]

Thank the LORD I was high and comfy when I watched this. Amen to the DAWGS bro Amen to God

[@dasZARATHURSTON]

AMEN TO GOD 🙏😂

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

The Greatest

[@BearWithoutHair]

Matt’s first 8 minutes are out of this fucking world. Probably the most potent sense of humor of any other warrior monk on earth. Love you dawg i was wheezecry laughing on the epilepsy spiral

[@kaydenstegman4439]

yo ive paused this and came back to this like 3 times over a couple week span. and every time i re open it i fucking crack up laughing cuz i remember shane is just chilling with a blanket over him

[@emmetLshavinski]

The most viewed part of this video is Shane sitting up.

[@Owen-C1997]

😂😂😂

[@danielgulsvig1189]

That's actually hilarious.

[@orenthalsimpson]

Should repost that Mcaffee interview

[@rangerover95]

Dawgz Radio has it

[@robertdale8758]

Ouch

[@willkretz1571]

It's still there, showed my Grandpa who is about to die 😥 some highlights earlier.

[@MelissaAnn420]

Finally, my dream of drawing Shane like a French girl can come true.

[@a.k.4o]

🤣😭💀

[@normant4973]

Lol

[@WarmodeEngaged]

Melissa you been slackin on your uploads!!!! Whats goin on??

[@MelissaAnn420]

@@WarmodeEngaged working on a Billy vs Gilly rn

[@WarmodeEngaged]

@@MelissaAnn420 cheeeeeee!!!

[@hydratheskygod6344]

The most chill vibe of any podcast episode I’ve seen. I keep coming back to this same episode lol

[@timhamilton8723]

I was at the Saturday show in Richmond. That Lee bit fucking killed when I was there

[@verynice210]

Inappropriate self-diagnosis from the Shaman? Check. Nonstop salt life vibes from the Bull? Check. Its a classic episode for the Dawgz!

[@thedentistaintfree]

Fucking hell boys, your show is last thing left on earth that I belly laugh to. The best.

[@philhopkins2128]

Thank you for laying down. Shane is a true pioneer.

[@jacobmaslin5481]

Please put Big Jay oakerson has the jerk hipster bartender in an episode of Gilly and keeves

[@Appathetic_Substance_Abuse]

"So you guys like deftones? Yeah i know johnathan davis too"

[@ayron419]

Kyle kinane could play that character perfectly too

[@seanwegner9925]

Too old. Need a 23 year old dipstick to make it truly believable.

[@BookerT69]

😂😂😂 that would be so fuckin funny Jay would nail it

[@raceboyboy]

Nah man, Big Jay can only be strip club DJs

[@Esotericdactyl]

get someone who looks at you like shane looks at matt from the sofa

[@kggregorie]

Finally, Shane pulled a Tim Dillon

[@TheDamnWinner]

What chu talm bout?

[@kggregorie]

@@TheDamnWinner ep 160 of Tim Dillon Show, he podcasted from a bed

[@zackflora6165]

Also the history hyenas ep on the bean bag

[@Calmlysmoke420]

Whos Tim Dillon

[@mmurphy2563]

Simpsons did it

[@earlyandoften]

This one feels like that old-school MSSP. Great ep.

[@BigFarts0]

God Bless the Cast. Another beautiful wholesome and empowering Ep

[@crazybasham911]

Shane reminds me of Nana the way he is laying down so peacefully with that Afghan

[@RustCole01]

Matt is very lucky, because he is one of the biggest hypochondriacs on the planet, except.... he doesn't seek treatment, nor does he consider his many illnesses to be an obstacle. The fact that he considers all these illnesses and conditions to be a valuable part of his persona, is kinda what makes him entertaining. At this point, Matt seems to genuinely believe that he has Autism and Epilepsy, but also believes that these conditions contribute to his abilities, such as remote viewing and some undefined level of clairvoyance.

[@AlphaSlothins]

This guy took 1 semester of psychology

[@sandworm9528]

As soon as I read that I died laughing, I never realised that's what is going on but you're exactly right.

[@RustCole01]

@@sandworm9528 LOL. Matt has gradually become one of my favorite podcast personalities on the internet. On top of being entertaining, he somehow manages to make genuinely insightful comments, from time to time. It's like Will Ferrell in "Old School", when he wins a round of the debate with an expert-level response and then turns to his teammates as his knees buckle and says, "I blacked out... what happened... I blacked out."

[@shrimpscampin]

I feel the same way, learning how to lessen the burdens of my mind without sacrificing the parts of it that are just my personality. I don't want to throw out the baby with the bathwater.

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

I always rewind the intro shit slaps Doug's sister is Judy btw

[@_locust]

Matt describing the weird smell thing. Something iv experienced since I was a little kid and I had no way to describe it so iv kept it to myself forever

[@yogert96]

We in here

[@ZMB-on5ub]

Grand Mal Seizure sounds like a title in the KKK.

[@accidental-life]

They suck hard! Been there.

[@colderman]

"Tryna get the elevator to the ground floor." 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

[@genericusername125]

Matt going crazy when trying to name gritty is too funny

[@Anubis.6256]

I just got into this pod deep-style a few days ago and I love Matt so much

[@skotos5274]

empathy is a good sign of consciousness in my opinion

[@Mattagins818]

Sleepy time shane stand up special would be the ultimate power move.

[@nicknamean]

these old school seminars were way more entertaining than current day hollywood shane 😢

[@CodeNameArizona]

I love the editing. Keep it up! Shout out to the dawgz.

[@lofttm969]

I went to college in Richmond va and Shane is exactly right about that city

[@clintclary4223]

Thank you guys you both rule !!!!

[@Meta4Monky]

Synchros dudes. I had that bartender at this place I went. I asked him about his energy with pure curiosity and cracked him. Loved it

[@DodgeHammercock]

Just re heated some steak nachos and donkey wings. God is good dawgs.

[@ronaldofinkmullen356]

What the fuck are donkey wings? Asking out of curiosity not disrespect

[@TheDamnWinner]

@@ronaldofinkmullen356 i second that, tf’s a donkey wing dawg

[@just_another_retired_hooligan]

Steak nachos sound amazing right bout now. Also I am with the rest of the bros wtf is a donkey wing!?

[@TheStealthyPyro]

Reheated nachos is a real savage move

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

The Greatest

[@maxswp]

Ive been getting the chemical smell since i was a little kid it hits me like once a year and it induces dejavu

[@Truffle_Pup]

"You're epilepsy moves are out of this world" "My epilepsy journey is crazy dude" This is the real sh*t right here 🤣🤣

[@MaTTheWish]

I could see Shane down south in that bar talking to that guy: , "what are you about five foot one bro? Why do you wear hair gel underneath that baseball cap?" Oh you're the manager of this sweet gay bar? cool." Shane:. "I was being super cool just chilling trying to make conversation and everybody hates me" The suffering of The Bull. It's a hard life for the big dawg.

[@DixieNormus911]

Shane Gillis for President 2024

[@revvvwhackofficial]

i love the fact they're doing a pod while shane is laid down on a couch with a blanket like two friends hanging out on saturday

[@jayday7805]

The dawgs r back 💯🔥👌

[@erikaw7767]

Laying down Shane is at least .5 times funnier than racing/gaming chair shane.

[@phuxxdeluxe5408]

My man is half as funny

[@Goy_1Da]

Just woke up from a nap on my day off. Sick vibes, bulls.

[@illygah]

37:00 The best definition of consciousness I've recently overheard is "Consciousness is the way information feels when it is being processed"

[@bayareaomg]

mdma got our boy takin a lil nappy nap and I'm here for it. Next do an ep in a hotel room (:

[@jon7144]

Would've taken the podcast to the highest level of zen if Matt had 'little spooned' Shane on the couch as they convo'd.

[@traviskaye5222]

Lovin the blanket, dope af

[@John-tv6ii]

Shane, please do a special laying down and drinking bud lights. It would seriously be legendary.

[@chris98tex]

I bet the bar Shane went to in Richmond was Penny Lane. Sorry Richmond sucked for you Shane. Hopefully I’ll get to see you here next time.

[@swillsie]

spent a day on a vent last week following a seizure!!! Let the spirit run through you my dawg!!!

[@CACTUSTEC151]

The Bulls forearm and calf , muscled perfection ... I hate to steal a comics bit about " Mickey Mantle " genes ... But the Bull is rockin those Rudy genes for sure .

[@therainman7777]

I would totally support lay down comedy as a new art form.

[@emanfoo07]

lol every time matt starts tralking about conciousness and what not i check out. like a middle schooler explaining quantum physics.

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

Shane should be sideways eating a hamburger, like drunk David Hasselhoff

[@rodneylagrone8745]

The more you pay attention to Shane the funnier it gets. Starts cuddling pillow. Playing footsies with himself 😂😂😂

[@saucenflow]

The Robert E Lee Memorial Pickup Basketball Tournament lool you guys are the best < 3

[@LRRYFSHRMN]

This is one of my favorite episodes

[@Millor001]

hell yeah dude, they need to bring in a second couch and both just get comfy.

[@cabin_fever]

matt, look into a 'dissociative fugue'. it can be mistaken for seizures at first as they sometimes only last a couple seconds. typically brought on by lack of sleep + stress. often short-lived. an EEG will be able to rule it out though

[@dangerousdylan6262]

Sorry about whatever u and ur family are going thru Mr. "Bull" Gillis the DAWGS are behind u every step of the way broski

[@Rigbaby33]

Shane laying down for stand up is a hilarious bit

[@jacobtalamantez9909]

dawg y’all don’t know how relieving that virgin story was. same exact story as them and thought i was alone 😭😭💀

[@brendansokol8599]

“He walked by me and I almost ate my baby” The Bull is back and full of callbacks

[@willkretz1571]

He's BACK baby.

[@JedediahRed]

Yo, Matt mentioning the Secret Life of Plants put him on another level

[@theshantanator]

52:30 "a little uh statutorrrrré" fucking howling!!!!

[@kels4650md]

“They’re completely co-opted by the system they purport to be attacking and they’re totally obedient slaves.” - preach shaman 🙌

[@ihategarydiamond]

Size 8 head representing. Thank you for the positive remarks Matt and Shane.

[@davidjohnston4897]

Gather round DAWGZ papa shane and st.matt have another story to tell us

[@yungfrogleg]

Everytime i seen shane chilling so fuckin hard i became 10% more healed

[@jaycarn9435]

I don't know if I'm just in a mood but I was cracking up that whole ep

[@griffinkane6142]

Shane in that “gettin a hummer” pose for the whole pod

[@rxbandit5446]

God damn, Shane's astral projecting RLS onto me. Young bull gettin' them cricket legs going on.

[@goomahh]

Loving Shane laying on the couch talking shit about Antfia.

[@lofttm969]

“Yeah I can’t get a babysitter…*mwaampfff*” 😂😂😂

[@pretary1845]

1:09:23 Matt had a rotisserie chicken waiting at his feet the entire podcast. It's the little things you notice on the playback.

[@colderman]

The Gawds drop this right it time to get me through work. I am humbly blessed.

[@colderman]

Matt i get those when i take shrooms. Its sooo indescribable. I kinda dig it. Thanks for the info.

[@patrickl8943]

​​@@coldermandude, now that you mention it, I took shrooms one time and heard the whole spectrum of sound from lowest possible (even below what is audible) to the highest frequency in about 1 second. Sounded vaguely "metalic" and "crystalline". Very strange and difficult to describe but kinda cool as well, I think this may be a related neural phenomenon

[@bestcannabis1353]

Matt and shane. Perscription of the day. Hey Matt you say you have epileptic symptoms when high doses of thc. Maybe you should try heavy heavy doses of cbd to prevent any nervous excitation you consider undesirable. Or you can summon your inner Charlie day and and get used to the smell of chemicals. Try cbd with your thc consumption it might keep you functioning the way you prefer.

[@Donjuanlemons]

Nice tribute to the legend John McAfee in the beginning. The episode with him is one of the funniest podcasts of all time

[@cruizgarratt4843]

‘Crystals are self organising structures’

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

Bles the DAWGZ for all the binge watch material 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 Mcuskie is the funniest man on Earth

[@Inevitabledreamss]

That couch is magnificent!

[@MorganGoins20299]

Most underrated episode

[@kelseychristianson128]

Intro is awesome

[@RustyBlumpkins]

Shoutout to the couch for sitting in for Shane. The resemblance is uncanny.

[@VitaKet]

Richmond! Should have hit up GWARbar or the dozen other great bars instead of whatever the soccer bar was. Definitely have run into a couple bartenders like that before though.

[@Sprite_525]

Epileptic Shaman teaching Hinduism to the Sleeping Bull had me rolling lmfao 🤣

[@N.A.M.LazyCloud]

Matt's bro-philosophizing is the funniest fucking thing dude

[@stuartcostello7348]

The accuracy of Shane explaining people from Richmond, VA is on point. The worst type of people.

[@jimkelly7908]

Agreed. They’re still pissed the Union torched the place 150 years ago. Get over it people.

[@stuartcostello7348]

@@jimkelly7908 it’s not even that. It’s just a bunch of blue haired people who were anti-vax hippy punks two years ago and now they’re all Antifa types that suck off the government. VCU is pumping em out at an all time high.

[@jimkelly7908]

Ooof, tough look for the Commonwealth.

[@fliptophiphop1894]

Defund the WAIT STAFF

[@andrewwalsh1995]

Dawgz are immortal

[@BlastinRope]

I come for the wallace and grommet refs

[@kasey1382]

Love snoozy nap time Shane.