Ep 383 - The Lone Pieman

[@docsponge5513]

Imagine showing up for a pickup game and letting the flute guy from KZbin drop 50

[@BearDownCats96]

Imagine the flute guy not dropping 50 Ya can’t

[@bigloudandnoisy3601]

McCuster snackin on the court

[@wisterV]

I would put together the 3 part sepsi that I have stashed in my kilt and pack a bowl of blonde ice-water hash in the sacred piece and rip some dank clouds💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

[@voodoomoss]

Do you not understand? The flute is channeling 432 Hz straight through the Shaman. I'm not surprised he dropped fiddy. I'm surprised he hasn't ascended to pure energy being status, yet.

[@hunterlawson227]

Imagine if that man only had one leg

[@raytrumble1994]

Guarddog always looking back just makes me chuckle, dude is insane.

[@vasish3688]

think he is paranoid about the camera auto zooming in on the Bull's face again.

[@cormacbairey7199]

Straight MANIAC😈🤪

[@soulfinderecho6462]

That Look he gives... its Seductive AF. He makes love to the Camera everytime

[@wasnt_it]

he's repulsive!

[@voodoomoss]

@@soulfinderecho6462 It's like being hit with Blue Steel, again and again. How's any mortal supposed to stand up to that?!

[@audiowithdrawal]

This is literally the most underrated podcast out there. So many others try to do so much but no other pod captures that bros talking baloney like this. The energy/chemistry is electric, the boys are on fire. There are so many throw away one liners that are so gold, much love dudes, from Dublin, Ireland.

[@ThisNachoFriend]

Inshallah all praise to the Lords, Young Bull and The Shaman. Special thanks to the Gard Dawg.

[@kmac25]

The sun is shining, box jump workout already done, 432hz flute on deck, AND our gracious Gods bless us with a pod. Lets have a Wednesday lads!

[@franklucas465]

Sometimes I feel I'm alone in this world and then I see a comment like this. 🙏

[@tr702]

@@franklucas465 me and my bros safe space.

[@kilometersmetzker4516]

Name more show references

[@tobereed]

Preach!

[@murrijuana2842]

Did you just assume my geographical location? It's Thursday here 🇦🇺 🤙

[@Kdog708]

Shane dealing with regular everyday girlfriend arguments and confusion is my new fav thing ever

[@BadGoyz4Life]

It's no mystery why men die before women most of the time, respectfully.

[@TheAwesomeboy00]

@@BadGoyz4Life if dides were left to be dudes we would all thrive, respectfully

[@juwebles4352]

@@TheAwesomeboy00 true

[@DeemMalicious]

Why? That shit sucks 😢

[@Michael-ew4fb]

Shane looks like the real life buzz lightyear

[@chrisS19019]

That’s something I haven’t thought about but is very funny

[@ComeAlongKay]

Buzz lighthead

[@yesman9792]

Bud Lightyear

[@_..-.._..-.._]

Buzz Goodyear

[@hatchetman664]

i can't unsee it now

[@toinowarner4517]

The cast is here in my dire time of need. Bless the Dawgs.

[@taylorhray]

If you see two sets of footprints when walking on the beach, it’s the bull and the shaman carrying you through.

[@voodoomoss]

Goddamn, I needed the cast, and these comments too. Dawgs 4 Eva.

[@toinowarner4517]

@@voodoomoss it's only luuuv here amongst the true Dawgs.

[@voodoomoss]

@@toinowarner4517 You speak the true true. Best online community, hands down.

[@EthanKleinScat]

Dawgs support dawgs, 432 hz 💜

[@tipsywizard7865]

As a man with a spinal cord injury, if I saw a Shane working out in a wheelchair, I’d be hollering “Stolen Valor”!!! Lol

[@earlymorningpodcast]

Shaman McusKies aggressive drive to the bucket proves no prosthetic leg #FIREDUP

[@voodoomoss]

That my friend, is the power of 432 Hz, coursing through the Shaman's being. The leg being real or not is inconsequential. The Shaman cannot be stopped.

[@ryanexsus]

Dude took it to the rack like White Chocolate.

[@ryanexsus]

@Vidkid Ah yes the Adeptus Mechanicus.

[@JC-lc5fo]

He actually has a prosthetic asshole. That celiac did some damage.

[@Adam_S4]

@@voodoomoss as someone who's birth name is Shaman with native blood coursing through my viens, I can attest to this fully. That native blood is both an honor and a curse, respectively of course.

[@jcs192]

Matt looking like a beast on the court.

[@justthedecoy4687]

And Dave is denying the skanks any practice. I like him, but he should just see himself out

[@mightymodo]

@@justthedecoy4687 i thought luis was the one against practice.

[@dyn0spectrum]

Fresh pair of jorts to boot

[@maxbrown1748]

@@justthedecoy4687 I don't mind dave but I enjoy Skanks exponentially more when a guest is in his spot..

[@goody7857]

Guarddog is an absolute mad man for sitting like that

[@HbcuEzmoney]

It’s pissing me off he literally did this so we’d talk about it and it’s not funny but the fact he tried this is kinda funny like why would you wanna piss me off lol lol 😂

[@codywearsoxnot]

@@HbcuEzmoney queerbo

[@travishenderson9635]

​@@HbcuEzmoneyShane made him sit away from the camera because he was getting too big time

[@Chillllllbruh]

Daaaaamn taking shots and the "Wild wild west" drop killed me Let's F-ing GO Gardawg!

[@Masevah]

16:22 Matt telling Garddawg to close one ear to prevent his half Italian side from getting hammered on. The Young Shaman is on another level today!!

[@TheHarryDrew]

Holy shit editing the stock video swish on every one of Matt’s shots had me crying

[@munkay_magickstudios8681]

I wish you guys could've gotten an episode of Rogan together or go run the podcast circuit together McCusker is a hidden gem and he needs to be found

[@maxsteelee]

He’s gotta bring that 432 hz hitter

[@CoolAdam247]

Matt will just drone on about mystical B.S, self help books he read and his girlfriend being black who also wipes his butt from time to time. 💩🙄

[@CoolAdam247]

Matt will just drone on about mystical B.S, self help books he read and his girlfriend being black who also wipes his butt from time to time. 💩🙄

[@robertandershonis3695]

It has happened

[@Blessedbethedawgs]

Got your wish homie 🎉

[@superintelligentapefromthe121]

Luis is going to play basketball like he's in a System of a Down moshpit.

[@puddintaine4556]

He's got toddler hand/eye.

[@forged8979]

Syndrome of a Down

[@Wiggles_vs._snuggles]

Jeth-throwed tull

[@franktothemax]

@@forged8979 deserves more

[@Fisker94]

@@forged8979 Bless you dawg 10/10

[@SilkyMJohnson]

Let's sing together. "I love you, Bob Saget."

[@InnerDness]

The Golden Horde of the Mongols conquered most of the Rus principalities until the horde fell apart. The Mongols didn't really "rule" them in a traditional imperial sense, they just extorted tribute. Before that, the Varangians (Swedes mostly) conquered the native Slavic people, but they so thoroughly were absorbed into Slavic culture that it's more like the other way around.

[@davidfhth6842]

Shane experienced zero D. Going fully inverted is a ride in itself.

[@jg73]

Second worst day of his life

[@jakethemajikdog369]

watching Shane slowly hate reading ads more and more has been extremely entertaining

[@teocantsleep4611]

The Mangrate is sleeping on this podcast.

[@buhshmuh]

Slowly? He barely started reading them and he's already acting like fucking bill Burr when he reads his ads. I still feel it's bullshit that they bake ads into the video, some of us pay for KZbin premium to avoid that bullshit, and some like me also pay the paytch tax. They even read an ad on one of the paytch videos. Straight dunkums behavior

[@StevePTFOx49]

Just sat down to eat Chicken Patties and get the notification..we are blessed

[@sleep_sounds]

Someones being an Mmmgoodboy

[@StevePTFOx49]

@@sleep_sounds just shining under the light that our Shaman provides

[@Darkey320]

How great is our god

[@StevePTFOx49]

@@Darkey320 He loves us

[@MelissaAnn420]

Bring back the extreme close up.

[@RafaelMartinez-cv3uw]

Bruh, the intro music to this pod slaps so fucking hard man. Probably the best wild wild west has ever sounded. Lol

[@whitegoodman833]

The weed is lit, the dawgs are loose and we are at exactly 432hz. Let's fuckin go. Inshallah, the pod is inevitable.

[@malikshabazz2065]

so true dude

[@mrdrprof99]

Hail!

[@Holycrap204]

38:24 1 year later and the big kahuna is pumping iron with the rock. What a time to be alive

[@bwags117]

Love when Shane casually brings out the Seth Simons “labororers” impression @12:20

[@zacht7888]

I'm still laughing about that lobsterman shit man forreal I can't get over Shane's lobstermen comments

[@JTKFilms]

bless’ed be the dawgs. long live the cast

[@tomn.2037]

These intros are exceptional

[@Axel2992]

Ive never heard Gardini laugh so loud lmao he likes him some lone pieman

[@jaysonspann8042]

This is the greatest podcast on earth

[@ThisNachoFriend]

It truly is

[@4nnunaki]

You guys really get me thru my days. Respect.

[@earlyandoften]

Shout out riggins, shout out dawgs. SODTAOE.

[@BTLM1917]

Shout out tibalt

[@WaffleHouseBandit]

Shout out Mr Maloonigan

[@alexandradud2563]

As i russian citizen i declare: pornhub is not banned Had to check it out for y’all, fellas (i.e. comrades)

[@BTLM1917]

Comrades be all in da hub

[@willatkinson141]

Gotta salute a Russian dawg when you see one.

[@arizonabusinessleague918]

RIP russki, died in Ukraine.

[@GIDAEONGULLY]

Shout out to the personal 99 Pineapples on the table.

[@Fr4ncisOfAsisi]

Felt

[@b1gbuck]

all my dawgs are ACTIVE, so im not gonna lie when i say that if they lose the game, i might not be able to look at them the same for a little while.

[@shwillow]

Gar dawg with the “Skeet Davidson” 😂😂😂

[@doctorrockso8126]

Gardini's comment " you should have seen the other guy " killed me.

[@redraider1481]

The straight bar press bit was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@grilledcheez8491]

Bill Gates getting cream pied trying to invade Russia damn.

[@jessarhodes6196]

I say it before and again. The BEST intros

[@MrAs2114eva]

They're damn good but BEST? You need to hit up a little show called WARMODE God level intros

[@chuck229]

Makes me happy when I'm having a not cool time in life and they drop a EP.

[@joshuajohnson8158]

Just did 7 box jumps for SHATnation Ill keep y'all posted

[@BTLM1917]

I tried to do one and ate shit for the nation

[@mrdrprof99]

Dont snap your quads dawg.

[@FrostyJokerr]

That 99 Bananas Rum is demon semen. Never in my day have I had such a sweet rum. Almost walked away with the sugar foot after the 3rd shot.

[@kiwirooks7299]

That stuff isn't run my friend, it's liqueur. It's basically schnapps reinforced with a small amount of everclear.

[@Jake-ur5gi]

How can you leave Dr. $ponge that open in the corners, my lord

[@Thecrazygamers2000]

Goddamn gardeeny realized he was too attractive to show his face to the camera

[@ThedeadlyOG]

Lunch breaks have become my favorite part

[@freddyfootstomps6557]

Shane shouting out all of Latvia. So funny

[@RebekahDunne]

Gardog not allowed face the camera but sneaking in looks is hilarious. And shane's stink eye ha

[@PaladinRyga.]

Love it when the guard dog turns around to check on me, make sure I’m all right.

[@linusdn2777]

"I hope they don't go to war, that would be a bummer" -Shane Gillis

[@mcjjghijbvgnnnbbbb]

This whole cast is foreshadowing

[@Mostly.Peaceful]

If Gard Dawg’s in the comments here’s some winter fishing tips 3/8 to 3/4oz green pumpkin football jig with a soft plastic trailer (match the jig color). 12-15lb fluorocarbon fishing line. Medium heavy rod. 3/8oz for 0-8ft water 1/2oz , 8-15ft 3/4oz, 15-25ft Colder the water the slower you work the bait . Good luck

[@devinthegreig]

Matt and Shane are an unstoppable force at this point

[@kingschatzie2890]

Watching the plants slowly die. Rad.

[@H8nb8n]

Goddammit it is so inspirational watching a man with gray hair and a fake leg reign supreme before the net

[@johnrobertson421]

If Gardini looks back at me with that fucking smirk one more time...

[@LiterallyGod]

Matt actually looks decent at basketball

[@TheMiist]

Is Matt the real athlete on the cast? We all thought it was Shane but Matt might have taken the crown

[@LiterallyGod]

@@TheMiist Shane pulled out like a giant mangina. Even Big gay oakerson played and shane didnt

[@SODTAOE]

I was doubting Matt but dude can ball

[@colebailey1804]

Matt can ball!

[@SuperBlueMoonWA]

Specialist mechanic shops are actually pretty lit. High end cars, welding, guys thinking horsing around is a job requirement. Shrek 1.

[@BigBagg69]

Work in an AG shop. 🤣

[@A-Kings-Cut]

You can't find a better Podcast or whatever else on KZbin that has a better intro than these guys

[@96laxbro]

I truly have no idea how Jay was so confident in his team’s potential.

[@dangerousdylan6262]

He's a dude that genuinely thinks he's athletic yet refuses to run and thinks a game to 21 is to long 🤣

[@Adam-hp5hj]

He's a dumbass

[@ZatchBolski]

My buddy played with the dawgs and said Shane is a legit left handed Monstar. I hope they broadcast this game.

[@davidzimmerman8169]

2 legit 2 quit son

[@coolguy473]

The choice to face away from the camera and have to lean 10ft over to hit the mic is wild

[@matthewmaloney3489]

Performative humility.

[@nattydaddy6929]

Straight up dude

[@WaffleHouseBandit]

It's very Mullen-esque

[@poon4x4]

Hoodies on deck for the dawgz

[@ryanbeck8004]

Guard dog always killing it. I’m so glad he came on after Lemorp

[@aidan9]

shane is the most typical "needs to have a girlfriend at all times" type of guy lol

[@leanintoit1131]

Hello, American fat guy is not my first culture to me, please extrapolate

[@achtungvolk7807]

Lol it’s exactly like my best friend(the guy who turned me onto mssp). Codependent is an understatement. Honestly trauma. Was always outgoing & hasn’t been, & he told me recently that his ex just “broke him” & that def bummed me out. Had plenty of gf but this one was/is insanely crippling to him. He Hates being single. Lol haven’t dated in a couple years personally

[@Brassfacks]

This ep absolutely ripped from start to finish

[@robertrectenwald8397]

Big Gay Oakerson's jump shot is aided by his super cool fingerless gloves.

[@CarsAndCoffeeKings]

Got my flute tuned just for this episode

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Calling him "The Lone Pieman" cracks me tf up 🤣

[@ThedeadlyOG]

Gardawg shunned from the camera until he earns it!

[@STREY34]

Hell yes... goddamnit. Chang Girrus

[@joeg6452]

Fuggin sick ass pod brothers

[@sirynlove1]

i got startled every time gardini turned and stared into the camera

[@TechVikingHunter]

The DAWGZ always come thru.

[@ohheyxamanda]

matt's "disgruntled baker" comment about the lone pieman is hilarious

[@kylegibson5432]

For the record, as a Canadian, coming south has never been so appealing. I honestly envision a future where Trudeau is our leader for the rest of his life. The last two years have been evidence enough that Canada is far from a free country. We don't even have freedom of speech... According to the government, as a public employee myself, I can't even express criticism of government policies, and why? you must have "a legal loyalty to your employer." Come on! That's pretty fuckin Orwellian, no?

[@uncircumcisedcircus]

I have a couple of Canadian friends and im doing my part in trying to convince them to leave. I live near Portland Oregon which is bad, but not Canada bad.

[@chadgrov]

You’re a bit of a drama queen. not for nothing.

[@loydchristmas23]

All you guys need is one crazy motherfucker to take one for the team and be a hero. We could use it here in the United States as well.

[@krisf4969]

I got fired in Sweden for this reason. I refused to make a register on my students on who are vaxxed and not and give to my boss and got fired because I wasn't loyal enough to the regime. Turned out the register was completely illegal as I told them but they still fired me.

[@TheRednose3269]

The Lone Pieman was a man of extreme commitment.

[@jackgiaconia412]

Guard dog is abusing the turn around creepy stare

[@chillipalmer8181]

Napoleon is the world's last warrior king, you gotta respect that life

[@lumin3370]

Oof that candle smells too strong guys 🙊🤣 Much love from Chicago!

[@007meechy9]

why is gardeenie sitting backwards and not just beside shane 😭

[@kilosoul236]

Big Jay sounded nervous talking about the big game on March 29th. Dave wont practice, Luis is a mess. So that makes it the shaman , the young bull, and the pope vs big gay. The Atomic Dawgz always prevail.

[@dentonvisual]

The greatest podcast intros in KZbin. The editing to the will Smith song is just remarkable. I feel like that was done by Hype Williams

[@jonny2wavy942]

Thankful the dawgs are getting that ad money 💰🙌

[@BriannaTheGod]

Came a long way from that “I’ll never look it up” 😂

[@jamesflowers7142]

The Mongols conquered the Rus…. and they were the boogie man that allowed the Tzars to become such ruthless and uncaring rulers and their reign lasted 250 years…. Them Mongorians were some bad bois!!!

[@mitchellsharp9348]

Russians be like: "its not like anyone will attack us in winter" Mongols: " and I took that personally"

[@Eddiefresh]

Actuaries are the people who usually set lines for Vegas odds. You gotta be insanely good tho!

[@uyyoa]

gard dawg knows we got his back 💯

[@pcpuser83]

used to sell used cars and 57:22 is the most relatable shit ive ever heard lmfao

[@daaveedandersonaroni5347]

Gardawg looking back over his shoulder seductively is MVP

[@voodoomoss]

Half Italian, all Blue Steel.

[@mishgrish3439]

The hard edits of Matt hitting 3s are so awesome

[@athanprakas6718]

Shane needs that knees over toes guy from Saint rogies to get his hip flexors back lol

[@abdulg4762]

The DAWGZ are back!

[@Mr_Pickles_]

God bless and as always… Hail Paimon

[@hunterbear-ian8663]

I love gardini's wap side

[@Chillllllbruh]

Matt is repping all us dawgs who think stupid thoughts and keep them inside. He lets em out. Love the dawgs. Edit: Everyone please ask the OG Dawgs to get Sam Hyde on the pod.

[@Sprite_525]

That’s a possibility. Sam recently said he likes Shane’s standup & they chilled at a live show.

[@Chillllllbruh]

@@Sprite_525 Ayyyy Sam is from and living afaik like 30 mins from me.

[@drewprosser8861]

Dude watching Shane eat eat a burrito sped up might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen he’s monch monch monching