Ep 384 - Justin From Canada

[@andylouie6217]

Anyone else catch how right after Shane explains that people use their eyes to look at things they value, Gardini turns his head around and looks directly into the camera to show he values the audience watching? Made me smile. What a bro!

[@rodneyharris3470]

Good catch. Shit is nice

[@sleezywok7412]

Throw the time stamp I wanna see this legend move

[@rocknepoovey4381]

6:15 c’mon you can’t be that adhd not to sit and pay attention

[@sleezywok7412]

@@rocknepoovey4381 I listen to them at work and gaming I don’t stare at the screen the whole time. Appreciate that time stamp tho homie

[@calebaikenmusic]

Guard dawg is a super star

[@Theswitchy1]

Once again we assemble the Dawgs to rejoice in giggles

[@chadb.6165]

Teeehehehehe

[@Toquer88]

Giggling Dawgs

[@dtxa7x]

Hazzah and tehe

[@sealife12]

@@Toquer88 Rhythmic dawgs

[@mobdevice]

Men don’t giggle, they chortle

[@BlackBettyRama]

The calm that rushes over me every time I hear that Wild West intro...the day can officially begin.

[@steviechampagne]

that shit really do be like drugs

[@AS-cy5di]

Well put brother. This shits like a antidepressant when you don’t have medical insurance lmao small businesses rule…

[@ngonzales3781]

Matt the cop

[@adamdrakestudio]

Pure nostalgia and peace

[@exaltedchampion201]

I'm so dumb I literally just responded with the same thing

[@bottomlinebassin2001]

"Justin sneaks into your house in black face in the middle of the night and he's like whoa this isn't what you think" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Vicegrips11]

Every time gard dawg turns around i think hes gonna say something directly to me

[@treyharmon3241]

I thought they were Spud's intros

[@wisterV]

Lost in the gaze of the lens

[@emmetLshavinski]

I like pretending Gardini's chair is his jeans. It morphs him into a mgoodboy

[@Today_I_Choose_Violence]

That is so damn funny. That’s all I see now. Well done, sir.

[@OurBlackFriend]

Can't unsee it lol

[@OurBlackFriend]

With the hiiiiigh wasted j's like a fat Starbucks barista

[@jumperhighpd]

That thick rectangular wagon

[@shrimpscampin]

Boi is THICC

[@chrismclean5969]

As a Canadian dawg you guys are spot on I kept looking over my shoulder while Matt was doing his accent. Shane looks like bologna hinchcliffe

[@andrejslv4192]

Baloney Hingecliff lmao

[@gavinswearingen6492]

Came to MSSP for shane, but I stay for Matt. The greatest duo since outkast

[@3pacz]

Matts def andre 3000

[@zachcopenhaver6649]

Matt definitely would make a fire ass flute album. 432 hz of shaman flute magic coursing through your patriot veins.

[@rickybobby2789]

Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright Alright, alright, alright, alright Okay, now ladies (Yeah?)

[@mikecastrataro]

These intros are always so good

[@nuvourldorda]

theyre wiki wild

[@stephenpettinger1]

As a former aggressive rollerblader, I like to think it’s Matt bustin that sweet 180

[@MightyMerlin1]

Nah they're cringe. Only old boomers think rap is cool

[@mikecastrataro]

@@MightyMerlin1 I’m literally 22

[@teocantsleep4611]

@@mikecastrataro I'm figuratively 19 and I think rap is *dope*

[@justadawg5421]

Shane in a cowboy hat is just what this day needs!! All praise to paimon

[@tomk6809]

hail him!

[@onelife829]

look to the north and you will find him

[@Brandonthesnifferofall]

Hail him 👹🔥

[@thomasmitchell4128]

Real talk I didn't even notice he had had on until you said something

[@justadawg5421]

@@thomasmitchell4128 at first I thought Garth Brooks got downs and high jacked the cast then I realized it's just Shaner in a stetson.

[@xxlegitfailxx]

i spend 7 days a week refreshing youtube waiting for these dawgs to post

[@deceivingthedeceiver]

As a Canadian, Matt and Shane described us perfectly.

[@BIacklce]

The accent slowly devolves into Bubbles as it goes on

[@KatzenjammerKid61]

@ponds andlakes they did an earlier episode about the skidoo incident.

[@cankhovich1796]

must shit-can *all* those WEF lackeys (World Economic Forum)

[@christianshaw9102]

As a fellow Canadian. Saskatchewan I concur

[@cankhovich1796]

world-wide WEF shit-canning

[@The_Brew_Dog]

I bought me a native flute after seeing Matt’s, played it for my mother in law as she left this world just a couple weeks ago. Kind of a strange story to share but it’s true af.

[@puppyinacupmashups4731]

R.I.P. B.B.G.

[@puppyinacupmashups4731]

@jaderadar Hella game brah..

[@konymandella7190]

I bought one to and have been blessing south GA

[@bmthornell]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@DannyOfOurTime]

Apprentice Shaman

[@BuschHawg]

Guard dog going absolutely nuts with the intros. Hope my man gets a nice Christmas bonus this year

[@varronitis]

Holy shit busch is a dawg🤝 ayup

[@BuschHawg]

@@varronitis brother 🤝

[@geezymatt4975]

"High Spirits dude. Key of G minor, 432hz. See it on the insignia. Rainbow moonstone, with the exact ripple 432 makes on water or sand" I have come to truly love Matt

[@LaTigerGenesis]

the first minute of this is editing gold

[@erixouther]

WILD WILD

[@erixouther]

WEST

[@name49]

Garddog presenting his salami cracker to the camera was my favorite part

[@ghoulbby]

The Canadian / Jordan Peterson voice kills me every time. 🤣

[@nintendoROX121]

6:15 nothing makes me happier than knowing we're gardinis value system

[@jctheii]

appreciated young king

[@j0sh707]

Shane's looking real patriotic in that hat!

[@davidperez5089]

That young bull could pass for a texas shit kicker any day!!🤣

[@NWDB]

Gotta get me one of them patriotic hats.

[@ajones5683]

Matt is optimal Matt this cast. Love the history chat. Shane knows his stuff sooo well.

[@cloudcorby420]

Yo the shaman keeps the flute on him at all times, Matt's a legend.

[@erikaw7767]

Thanks gardog... Normally I don't want you to look at me and you know that but it's good to know that you value me

[@tomk6809]

Gillis, Mullen, and Hyde together - would pay out the nose for that content.

[@carlosallison8955]

They could make insane money doing one podcast a month. For those three, that level of commitment to talking for an hour at a specific time would be a bit much to ask. Gillis and Hyde doing a sketch show would be amazing, and Mullen could write schizo scripts/bits in a dark room somewhere. I understand typing any of this is *** and I'm ok with that.

[@MightyMerlin1]

Gay

[@goomaboi]

@@carlosallison8955 super gay but right on brother

[@bannydrown5465]

@@carlosallison8955 gay but true

[@carlosallison8955]

@@bannydrown5465 ​ @C Davis I know, it's why I added it at the end of me typing that.

[@brandonaitchison3747]

Gard dawg's intros are getting insane! 10/10

[@cjlman77]

I cannot stress enough how much blood rushes to my teenis when I see these dawgz posted a new epi

[@OurBlackFriend]

Nothing makes me fuckin happier than seeing the notification that the skis have graced us with new content. Praise the Bull and the Shaman.

[@GooseneckSally]

shane chillin with sam hyde and nick mullen…need to be a fly on the wall for that hang out

[@ngonzales3781]

How about you put that snail on them

[@GooseneckSally]

@@ngonzales3781 i meant to say snail on the wall

[@jasoncaldwell0613]

Sam Hyde? kids tarded

[@skepsisrollins1711]

@@jasoncaldwell0613 And Nick Mullen & Shane are 200 IQ geniuses. Propa smooth brain ya got lad!

[@Meekmillan]

Oh yeah also my darkskin Tomboy gf’s sanity would be sick too

[@yeeeeyee]

Matt just effortlessly cracks me up

[@ehhhhhhhhhh561]

This show is on fire. I look forward to it every week. Peak savant silliness. gonna have to support the dawgz on patreon, I normally don't pay for anything but this may be the exception

[@crimsonark2552]

It’s worth it tbh the bois get rowdy on there

[@ryanweveryday1352]

I’ve listened since the early eps and I don’t know of another pod that has been so consistently funny. God bless the DAWGS

[@kylemcgill2966]

Matt will soon get a $3.62 bill in the mail with screen shots of this intro.

[@brianhalverson9946]

Yeesss!!

[@johnrobertson421]

The dawgs never fail to make me laugh holy shit these guys complement each other well

[@bdk95420]

This is such a great episode I don’t even remember having ever seen it. Amazing

[@bobpaulson2934]

The best pod in the game BB

[@ShaneGillisfan]

Nobody dares blame you for looking at Mikhaila Peterson's milkers. Even his father.

[@TommyTheCat799]

it's a biological imperative, you better buck up buck-o and look at those cans

[@ThineLesser]

Jordan Peterson "I...I can't do it."

[@MISCELLANEOUSGOON]

Freudian glance

[@michaelnice93]

Well you definitely don’t want to look at MP’s clown face, at least she has some chestacles

[@absolutelyballer]

You guys are my all time favorite podcast just want to tell you I love you guys🔥

[@coltonjackson]

this one is in my all time casts... the canadian impressions have me rolling on the floor

[@Vub.]

Where is the Shane Gillis, Nick Mullen, Sam Hyde, & Nick Rochefort podcast?!

[@avdxn2804]

Finally, the bull has become the cowboy.

[@Drugs118]

The cowbull

[@puddintaine4556]

Gard Dawg is gonna bring down that backboard. The Charcuterie Slammer.

[@as_v8]

Everytime Garddawg turns to look into the camera, I get butterflies

[@dirtymfnsanchez]

*butterflies ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ my english sucks

[@joehigginns]

Shane you killed it in provi

[@snugzgiddens3238]

This has to go on the Mount Rushmore of top episodes

[@NoahClark13]

Best birthday gift I could ask for 🎂 thanks boys 🍻

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

Happy birthday dawg

[@NoahClark13]

@@Mr.PepeSilvia Appreciate it man🍻

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

Another year closer to death. Congrats bro🤣🤣 jk but really.. happy birthday 👊

[@kyleadams6925]

Happy birthday Clarkies

[@nuvourldorda]

happy bday my dawg may gardini bless you with an over the shoulder look and wiki wild clap.

[@dustintobler9840]

Holy hair cut mat. What a slick fella

[@knucklebaby1]

This is seriously hands down, the funniest fuckin podcast out there.

[@edwardsmith1768]

Matt just documenting felonies in the beginning 😂😂😂

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

This counts as going to Church

[@DipCityDerp]

@ 54:38 you get to see a full boogie pick/roll/flick 😂😂

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

The Canadian talking is so bloody funny 😂👍

[@coreyreinhard7380]

Seeing a charcuterie board with these two. Hilarious. Keep it up boys. Doorbell for pizza rings. No more nuts meats and cheese

[@thernius4284]

Shane in a hat is funnier than most comedians. Wait -- all comedians.

[@BrandonKBills]

Shane looks like Good Ol’ JR from the WWF attitude era in that hat

[@VincenzoC749]

God damn I can't wait for the Sam Hyde, Nick Rochefort, Nick Mullen, and Shane Gillis cast or whatever it is.

[@Sprite_525]

If they all guested on Rogan for a comedy blowout, like Shane when he went on with Normand etc, the internet would explode 😆

[@ThineLesser]

thatss actually a crazy combination and im glad they informed shane that he was redacted

[@davidm2031]

Quite the komidy klan

[@losethOS88]

THE DEATHSQUAD- Norm Macdonald

[@justinr420]

not sure if i watched this one so come back to it eventually

[@ammoboxtv8560]

Matt is 100% getting like 10 pictures of his license plate from ez pass

[@TheDonathin17]

Man Gardini has added so much to this cast. Who knew it could get even better 🙏

[@davidperez5089]

Gotta love tech guys over the shoulder-are we still rolling?-checks every once in a while. Good employee choice!

[@Korczynski]

23:28 The JR impression is tremendous.

[@mattallan6338]

Easily the best intros in the podcast world

[@tontoscosmicos]

That delayed 'wild wild..... west' is a thing of beauty

[@mikeytorres164]

LEEEEEETTS GO THE SKI’S DROPPED

[@thatsoundsaboutright7483]

I love how Matt's Canadian impression is basically just Mrs. Doubtfire 😂

[@BobaTheMonarch]

If you ain't first your last, DAWGz

[@Teddy-nd2jq]

that easy pass bit is hilarious

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

Shane been playing red dead redemption 🤣🤣

[@mitchellmaclean2923]

gardawg getting in trouble every episode is great

[@Sprite_525]

*Matt* : “I got a feminine archetype” *Shane* : “yeah HEHEHEHEHEHEHE”

[@Jesse93z]

Thin Red Line is GOAT status

[@braidencrain846]

We need atleast 2 a week boys

[@The_realist_realtor]

I fuckin’ died at “putting the snail on you” holy shit 😂😂

[@cm5891]

That intro was amazing

[@JimothyBridgemont]

God I love you guys and this cast. It genuinely makes my day when a new ep releases. No other cast like it.

[@sandiasurfers3174]

When I joined the army in 05 it was still “don’t ask don’t tell” Little did they know I was getting Eiffel Towered by dudes every weekend 💪

[@onelife829]

Billy ?

[@Brandonthesnifferofall]

Lmao!! 😂🇺🇸

[@thomasmitchell4128]

Does that make you a 2 man APC?

[@MightyMerlin1]

We are going to lose WW3 because of this

[@Brandonthesnifferofall]

@@MightyMerlin1 nah, it’ll be the woke bs that ruins it.. guys have been touching each other’s wieners for time eternal

[@t.g.humble3873]

Shane - "doooommmmmiiiiinnnooooossss"

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

Always thought they had a slipknot poster on their wall in between matt and shane lmao

[@CH-ml4rz]

“Cryptopsy cover?! What” was my moment back when

[@shawnmiguel]

shout out gard dogg for the extra "wild wild west" claps, top tier bit

[@GIDAEONGULLY]

You guys should make your own Pelaton coaching video with slappers like "Wild Wild West", and "Dragula".

[@eyeTHC]

Literally turned on the pod and put it in my pocket and barely listened. Half way through I see the cowboy hat and it’s almost like Shane is now at his highest level of swag.

[@daerokosgalvan6041]

God bless the cast

[@H8nb8n]

Shane looking like an auctioneer's bodyguard in that cowboy hat

[@Nickscrazylips]

You know I'm boutta get loose and bucc wild.

[@XmXFLUXmX2]

wile tf out bro

[@billbecker1076]

Matt’s been crushing it since getting back on stage

[@westxranchin]

Sick haircut cuskies!

[@dereksupernaut]

#1 podcast on world wide web for talkin' teenus & sippin' cidies featuring The Gillie Monster & Big Chief Edibles McCusker + Guy On Couch (not on couch)... fax!!!

[@thematrixhasyou1984]

The intro vid is always good.

[@Trumpindad]

What do we want, more episodes!!! When do we want them???? Nowww!!!!!

[@highjaws]

SHOUTOUT THE BLESSED DAWGIES

[@ThedeadlyOG]

No la podcast even COMPETES with the production quality on mssp! My god we are #blessed!!

[@joeykidd4867]

Great EP Boys From Canada 🇨🇦

[@jonnygranville281]

That intro gets me pumped every time.

[@jacksonc8857]

shoutout the dawgs shoutout the truckers

[@mikedouglas8838]

The Warrior slander is killing me 🤣 shout out Riggins

[@benfisher.awesome]

I'll tell you what, Shane's hat is putting me in danger of doin 80 years! #ImpureThoughts #MuhDawg #GillyIsANiceBoy

[@Pete_Finch]

Shane’s upside down finger glasses kill me every time

[@RobsRemixes]

Wicky wicky wil wil west it’s time again 🙌🏻

[@FirstnameLastname-gy2ci]

So cool for officer Farva to stop by the podcast!

[@havoc35]

14:40 Yo, McCusker, if this Canadian voice bit isn't in your act yet, hit that shit up. Shits fire.

[@joep7508]

sweet Dyson, Shane's a hypebeast