Ep 443 - The Disgusting Brothers

[@mattandshanessecretpodcast9138]

Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Lemar Joe in Foxwoods @ www.patriot-place.com/events/lemaire-lee-at-the-comedy-scene/ Go see Shawn Gardini at The Stand in NY if you want @ www.seetickets.us/event/DRIP/549373

[@anthonybogus5688]

POV ad reads rule! Keep ‘em ‘cum’ing!!

[@stuckanonymous]

"if you want" hahahahhaha why you gotta do him like that

[@zz-ps5vw]

@@stuckanonymous he wrote it

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

the real 'aids is fake' conspiracy is that AZT killed many celebrities like Freddie Mercury, this a drug prescribed by WHO ELSE BUT FAUCCI and there were huge protests by the gay community back then...funny how we forget what happened only yesterday.

[@meat5874]

The Gard Dog always self- deprecating as a way to avoid the “superstar” jokes from Matt and Shane. Always one step ahead

[@EloyGabriel_]

I feel the warm embrace of my dawgs in the comment section. Praise the secret cast, this is the way

[@ziplo]

Praise be thy dawgz always by one another sides

[@Jake_venture]

This is the way.

[@sncts8132]

Preach eloy preach 🤚🤚🤚

[@tiagocaseiro]

This is the way.

[@aw782]

I guess I'm the only one that is getting tired of every fucking comment being some lame overplayed version of this? The dawgz in the comment section are becoming an echo chamber of the same boring unoriginal shit.

[@gustavofring766]

I commend Matt’s queen for getting their child the hell out of that Story Hour situation 👏

[@followthewhiterabbt]

She got the dawg in her

[@B-I-G-N-A-S-T-Y]

Nubian goddess stops vulgar wicked witch from corrupting children .

[@CCitis]

Shes a real one for sure... thank God there are people who are still awake out there.

[@TWP13]

For real. He got a good one.

[@TraderMing]

I mean it sounds like a totally fake story that’s just perfect for these two culture war Bullshit but whatever.

[@charlest5604]

Trump story time with kids would be a good skit for Gilly and Keeves.

[@treylyde999]

Poison testers for trump afraid to test his drinks after some statements. Get it

[@hatchetman664]

I'm picturing something like that Peyton Manning big brother skit but with shane

[@charlest5604]

@@treylyde999 I see it. Gerbies scared to taste Trump/Shane's drink. I dig it!

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

@@treylyde999 lame AF to obvious not funny no suprise. lame. i give it a 2 out of 10

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

now thats a good skit idea

[@thewind6047]

Thank you lord for another blessing

[@jakeroberson2660]

How great?

[@ChimenyDust]

Inshallah 🙏

[@thewind6047]

@@jakeroberson2660 432 great

[@Manhandle730]

Blessed be their names.

[@micahland8917]

Amen 🙏🏼

[@johnherron5792]

I'm on a beach in Spain. I'm sending my blessings to the lads from Spain.

[@gustavofring766]

Good god Shane and Keeves need to do the “Dude Story Hour” for G&K’s skit 22:29

[@brianreilly6206]

Saw Shane perform at The Stand last night. I was wearing a Notre Dame shirt, and midway through the show he pointed at me and said “Go Irish”. Still riding the high ☘️

[@samuelwelton1485]

You were blessed with five loaves and two fish

[@zacconstiner8549]

God damn!

[@det.caribou7405]

Through all the darkness and anger on KZbin it is always nice to see the shining light that is Matt and Shane 🙏

[@bethnoyes2604]

Handy from a parkinsons resident would be epic

[@clayrester9342]

"i used to have a Corvette" was so fucking funny... hahaha

[@tumelomathlaba9547]

Secret South African Dawg 🙋🏿‍♂️💪🏿

[@fadingsolo9457]

I love that Shane is pretty in touch with memes and the ones that are actually funny 😂😂 “daddy chill… WHAT IN THE HELL IS EVEN THAT”

[@nathanzaslow5614]

Cooking meat and beans on this blessed day, feeling all the dawgz tuning in for service 🙏

[@jamescarrier3372]

I feel the kinship with my Lord's Shane and Matt. As I sit at my bench sculpting precious metals, they're churning out solid GOLD!!

[@ZT5513]

Lords*

[@davidwilson-kl7up]

NHL 2002 hits. Greatest hockey game ever

[@flighty93]

Bro, NHL Hitz was the truth. Matt talkin pure facts

[@joshuggah1]

Lamorp: "He has sex with everybody, he's about holes" (Hilariously long silence) Shane: "...yuck"

[@tarsiere7308]

one of many dog whistles this ep.....

[@zakshaw7189]

That quad/ham separation from shanes perched leg is legendary.

[@MeloneKidd]

Its chow time bros. Time for the dawgs to eat our steaks. Eat up and let the kings fill your ears with joy 🤌

[@michaelletwin4380]

there are like 3 topics in here which would make UNREAL gilly and keeves season 3 skits ahahahaha

[@grantrose1073]

“……..YUK” is the hardest I laughed in a while

[@jeremybettis8446]

The Eddie Murphy 'respcc" thing was from his Delirious stand up special and he was talking about Aunt Bunny.

[@paranoidandroid8543]

Thank the Gods!!! The weather outside today is horrible. Raining Cats and Dawgs. So here we sit. Let's gooo!!!

[@chipdiesel9788]

Sorry about your weather, today is exceptionally beautiful here, we are bonded by the cast rain or shine

[@Boktosh]

Yo "I'll give you a buffalo nickel" got me. good shit

[@ashleyannette18]

You thanked the fellas, you know you have chick fans too guys! Last week was a banger of an episode, it may have been my favorite.

[@joeldoherty2166]

I was waiting for the bros to discuss the disgusting brothers 😂

[@accidentalpatient4152]

A milf as well, nice

[@LordConstrobuz]

damn a hot milf (you look young just milf vibes) with a volcom tshirt is a dawg , i bet you smoke weed and play n64

[@SmedleyButler1881]

M’lady

[@CrisistentialXS]

*ahem* Ma'am

[@aeskeets]

O'Connies gettin' Shane fired up using Trump-like deflection is hilarious. The Big Kahuna got people calling Chris "Turd" and "Adolf Sponge" for years. Haha

[@claytonwise4219]

😂 holy shit the best ad reads in the game. The only ones I watch all the way through. 😂 keep up the great work guys.

[@funkblaster7007]

MSSP is one of the only pods where I stay and listen to the ads

[@Realdota]

I wait for my wife to fall asleep to tune in to the secret cast

[@Joelpd666]

Been in bed sick as a dawg for a week running through the backlogs of this amazing podcast. God bless the dawgs it’s the funniest podcast going.

[@robertolson9036]

“Got a vageener” 😂😂😂

[@-C.S.R]

The *BEST* podcast there is FACT!!!

[@adrianlujano1586]

“You said 53:00?” Aggressively scratches taint

[@foltzof3177]

Always right when I'm getting of work or at lunch yall dropping that consistent wonderful content...stay hard boys 😂

[@moreloitering]

it sounds like shane needs to talk to matthew cox about his housing situation.

[@papichurro1210]

Blessing from the dawgs for the dawgs 🙏🏼

[@jarnold1789]

Praise the cast

[@keithdevine7396]

Fantastic Babbel ad. I walked in I said wow, what a fantastic Babbel ad

[@OGbrick420]

if i fart too loud my gf will go hide in the closet... LOL

[@deceiverlckstreams1737]

Bro ripping ass on the Lucy ad was too funny

[@MrJesseslypig]

"Dogs with thunder" 😂

[@EVAASIVEOne]

Mannnneee I was watching old eps while cleaning the homestead for 2 hours and THEY ARRIVE???!!????!????

[@Realygoodatbball]

Just landed in manila, still taxiing, been saving this release for just this very moment.

[@LSZ71F4Ucorsair]

dude storytime needs to be a gilly and keeves and matt needs to be the parent in it

[@benburnett2706]

Finally I can make long term life goal advice, best self improvement pod. Hopefully they talk about drywall or the teams

[@benburnett2706]

I knew it

[@ChrisPBacon-js1ch]

Bros I’m so excited to see the show this weekend. I’ve been lookin forward to it since tickets got announced

[@backwoodsrunner7]

Matt is evolving into full dad bod mode. If you squint you can’t tell him and Shane apart

[@joeldoherty2166]

Matt is jacked as hell bro don’t be a sourpuss

[@adventurish9197]

"and he's like No". I died

[@jaredvgoolsby]

Liked the video as soon as I heard dogs with thunder lmao

[@doubleeeeeee]

Putting your girl in a thundershirt when youre farting is so funny

[@alex.e.main.]

Dawg day afternoon 😍 praise be the dawgs

[@natemitchell4224]

9:30 bro I almost pissed myself 😂😂😂

[@Ethiokarate1]

21:00 ITS FROM THE OFFICE SHANE!!! 😫

[@elonchieftwatt]

The story time had me on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Girls beat it!!

[@XboxSucks-g3k]

Jack vale is the best. He made his own fart machine called the pooter. It's amazing and sounds so real. He goes around stores doing it

[@Hmmmmmmmm320]

All the love from South Carolina dawgsss

[@mikecaulfield5348]

Athletic greens has never looked sooooo gooooood 😏😉

[@mattvivid3381]

Can't wait to see Shane live this Friday you're doing God's work

[@josephphillips2266]

It’s going to be good episode my dawgs… I can feel it in my plums

[@xiitwelve_3230]

boxing t shirts and listening to this got my coworkers questioning my sanity but i got my dawgs

[@eduder5969]

The dawgz have emerged again

[@kaiskerb9055]

Not sure if it’s a glitch in the matrix, but I always watch the yt and paytch the day they come out and it never feels like a week before the next one comes out. Which is a good thing

[@jdr2210]

Was hungry to goto work to tap into this today, & the paytch,Thanks guys 💪

[@-opie-]

I love playing beerio 38:38. Glad it got some representation

[@jakethesnake8445]

I’m comming down off acid listing to this and holy fuck it paints some pictures early on

[@Dr650rob]

If it affects your life it's an addiction

[@ScottR3389]

Matt looks like he hit the local city council meeting before starting this cast

[@mantra4612]

That Stonewall joke is gold

[@seanspees4409]

AI getting so good Matt’s legs almost look real

[@defender2126]

More square foot of honkey legs than on any other podcast😂 shout out to the dawgs.

[@austindollar6064]

just got dumped, currently absorbing the sacred gospel of the DAWGS, blessed we are

[@georgehoussell3718]

Holy toledo. Matt covered those tube socks in pure drip

[@Pwilly07]

It was from The Office. The respect song

[@friendsofcoal]

I lived in the Carolinas for most of my childhood and passed South of the Border constantly. Def not a local spot lol for the traveling dawgs only

[@brandoncrum7167]

Enjoying this pod whilst shopping at Kroger bustling through a herd of mobility scootin cattle

[@spacejamgoliath]

My dad powerbombed a ps2 into the floor because i kept beating him at NBA Street 2. You could unlock the St Lunatics and Murphy Lee was a shot blocking machine. As he destroyed the ps2, my dad shouted, "THEYRE NOT EVEN A REAL TEAM"

[@jeremyyd1258]

Fortuna, spin your wheel upon us 🙏🏼

[@joshbungalow]

cnt wait for shanes solo pod "shanes house" 😂

[@tonybresette1964]

Shane leans forward at looks Shrek 1 on that couch

[@kylek7748]

Shaner I mean this with all love and respect my man. I would DESTROY every one of you in nfl blitz or street

[@goobiiguy]

Crazy how the advertisers make you say “personal endorsement”

[@joshuamullaney195]

Republican story time would be a great gilly & keeves sketch 🙏

[@dylangamber3483]

Bouncing between old episodes and new ones when they come out and matt sure loves his tantric JOI episode 358

[@honeybadger3655]

36:37 Wayne Gretzky 98' 3D hockey

[@514BMXJay]

Fully blessed.

[@kristofferanderson2553]

38:25 the kids nowadays call it Beerio Cart, kinda stupid but that’s what they call it

[@brando2118]

@40:00 shane has a milli in the bank

[@jolovett_]

Best ads in the game

[@jon1039]

Don’t skip the ads!

[@muCgoD]

"talking ruff ruff"

[@ZZtop479]

Loving the silly casts boys

[@MrJol420]

Bro I'd go to Dude story time at the library where u just have symposiums talk about how corrupt dnc is. Burisma. Bechtel.. 😂. But also just a slide show of sports illustrated best issues.

[@yanomanches1375]

36:57 someone tell Shane to play assassins creed origins 🎮

[@kenton1594]

Hey boys, so Matt just saw you at comedy works, and I may or may of not gotten kicked out, can’t remember but looks like someone stole my catalytic converter during the show, they got me SHATT heads

[@eddiemumford]

Hey Matt and Shane!! I love your show so much. And don’t worry about the haters; I’m gay and I think y’all are hilarious 😂

[@DerrikWrevok]

that was an angry poot

[@andrewbignall5565]

Need to get a computer set up and play Super Mega Baseball

[@SecretSaints]

I'm from the town that South of the Border is in, and let me tell you, it is a dump.

[@Matthewtaylorn]

R-e-s-p-spee-t is from The Office.

[@u.e.2672]

Purple is my favorite color