Ep 439 - Poky Puppy (feat. Mark Normand)

[@mattandshanessecretpodcast9138]

Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Mark Live @ marknormandcomedy.com/

[@Mr.Meeseeks024]

AND THE NOW dawgz FEAST

[@ColeWashbur]

Thank you again Matt

[@lunhing5308]

I heard that large dongs are floppy

[@nb_pixel]

No

[@ednakrabapoly]

Shane killed in Vancouver!!!!!!!!!!!

[@charlest5604]

Mark is the perfect guest for any podcast. He doesn't over talk, let's people get their stuff in, and every couple of minutes throws out a gem.

[@markr8690]

He’s the anti-Bert

[@charlest5604]

@@markr8690 True!

[@ds698]

Lol he’s the Dwayne Johnson to the fast and furious of podcasts lmfao.

[@aidencooper5410]

@@ds698 what a terrible comparison

[@charlest5604]

@@ds698 Boo this man. Boooooo

[@robotspy15]

Mark saying “Pull it up Jamie” on every podcast never fails to make me laugh 😂

[@gtube1477]

The queef is in the anal!1!1

[@adamgonzales6005]

Give it a goog J-mo

[@the-timboslice]

Lmfaooo I thought I was tripping when I heard that 🤣😭🤣😭

[@marks9440]

@@adamgonzales6005exactly 🤣🤣🤣

[@jonald3]

This production team is unmatched. Holding a phone up for us to see the puppy. I mean top notch. Thank you for your service

[@Woofwoof1929]

Joe rogan said it best... "Don't over complicate things."

[@chikelord]

@@Woofwoof1929I think Confucius said that first

[@Yuki-bk2my]

Nah it was saint rogies​@@chikelord

[@timstradley5819]

Picturing shane at like 16 on the shitter while his mom reads For Whom the Bell Tolls is absolutely hilarious 😂

[@APAL880]

Are you Orthodox?

[@BadGoyz4Life]

Then bro would lie down on Phil to watch TV haha

[@timstradley5819]

@@BadGoyz4Life yup 😂😂😂

[@jpf1186]

@@BadGoyz4Life holy shit this made me do my jim jones impression to myself .... "oh my gawd , oh my gawd"

[@gabrielespitia5897]

Praise be to The Dawgz for yet another blessing

[@Byrd819]

🙏🏼

[@popefranco2710]

Inshallah

[@slim710.]

All praise to the most high

[@Mr.Meeseeks024]

Blessed be the fruit

[@TheAG13]

😂

[@JustPolar98]

What a great guest. I walked in, I said “Wow, what a great guest.” 👌

[@BrandoLando316]

Some call it autism, I call it havin’ that DAWG in me.

[@cereal_thinker]

Damn I should get a puzzle piece sticker to honour Nick Mullen. On my sSnowboard

[@ManOfLawlessness]

Dawgtism

[@InspectorButters4]

Dude that needs to be on a tshirt!!!! 🤣

[@BaldHeadedManc]

It's called gaytism, and it's easy to get all up in yuh guts my fellow blacks

[@BrandoLando316]

@@BaldHeadedManc lmao!!!! This comment just cured racism. Mission accomplished

[@Gage177]

7:27 shane said audibly after mark asks"is your mom retired" shane said audibly "shes out now shes retarded"

[@HAMlLTON]

that was for all the REAL DAWGZ out there

[@biggrocc19]

did he say it audibly though?

[@HAMlLTON]

@@biggrocc19 i think there is an argument to be made that it was in fact, “audible”

[@jpf1186]

dawgible... Got damn i'm killing it tonight . cringed so hard at myself i reverse farted

[@hirsutuscanis]

​@@jpf1186 what? Was that supposed to be a play on the word audible?

[@blacombe420]

I'll never get tired of Normand and Shanes chemistry. Matt fucking rules so hard to

[@Jackson.W.Rose1138]

We love the shaman!

[@AdamStarr816]

Only rivaled by Dan Soder’s chemistry

[@natewick3772]

Hell yeah

[@stephengrigg5988]

They crack me up on protect our parks. I love how they kinda split off and will do their own thing often.

[@stephengrigg5988]

@@yannyyansen9743 he has like a psychology degree and the guy is clearly intelligent

[@daffypuck]

Aurora shooter as Jack Nicholson Joker with a tommy gun and Prince song playing is hilarious

[@MorphingMandrel]

classic mullen premise

[@RonBurgundy412]

Guardrail had me dying, it’s the little things with Mark

[@axxa5000]

Mark’s ability to riff is unmatched

[@landongnf2381]

Shane is definitely the kind of kid that gets stories read to him when he shits😂

[@Mr.Meeseeks024]

A real American hero 🇺🇸

[@nathanmiller9918]

That tracks.

[@mr.bidnessman2469]

Sounds like he had a loving family growing up.

[@reabsorb]

the amount of confidence he had when bragging about that is so funny

[@np-bl7qc]

I would never do that for my son. We're shitting in shame in this house.

[@ryank7806]

Hey Matt and Shane. Lil emotional dawg comin at ya. Thank you for doing all that you do. I have been really suffering lately and blessing me with this gossip circle really helps. Thanks dawgs

[@gavinmiller9856]

Have you prayed to our patron Saint Rogies?

[@chancegreenisdead]

stay well dawg u r not alone

[@thestarchild7519]

@@gavinmiller9856 never heard of eem

[@00gr1ngo8]

@@thestarchild7519 that joke went over your head about as fast as they go over Rogie's

[@thestarchild7519]

@@00gr1ngo8 clearly you don’t understand sarcasm….

[@Amanda.StanofPodcasts]

Dropping this on us right before the commute home? Praise be 🔥🙏🏼

[@Havel_LordBear]

Imagine my shock returning home after my 13 minute drive to see this has dropped an unfortunate near miss.

[@JMarT96Dx]

damn that’s so real

[@n1k0n_]

Under his eye

[@corbinmiles5677]

Timing is truly testament to our God’s greatness

[@Hspookyy]

0:28

[@bobgray1000]

"Could be related to george" is easily one of the funniest things mark normand has ever said

[@treadwell1917]

By far the best line he’s ever dropped.

[@DevyJ]

The boys blessing us with Marky mark

[@cereal_thinker]

Kevin Harty Hart

[@jefffffoster]

Lord uh mercy

[@cereal_thinker]

@@dthbdbsfgh What happens between two grown men in the bedroom is none of our business, ok.

[@Rizzbulla]

​@@dthbdbsfgh >Like their eyes are open enough to get anything in there to blind them

[@tpac28]

With that mustache, Shane has officially become John Candy from Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

[@johnwilliamson8367]

Definitely could pass for a smaller version of John Candy

[@skimasktheuglygod5865]

He really does look like John candy 😂😂😂😂😂

[@will.davlin]

War mode topics with Shane and Matt would be ideal podcast

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

100%! Crisis actors in the migrant caravan… discuss

[@krisf4969]

Peak podcast for sure

[@SkoolNerds]

All I want to hear is Bill moan about liberals and people who call him a conspiracy theorist and Spud telling him not to worry.

[@silencedogoodjr.9970]

He needs to do an episode on General Robert Neyland.

[@BruTalc]

Poky Little Puppy is god tier

[@calebprods]

This is probably the funniest trio to exist man love these DAWGS

[@herbdelarge]

So glad you boys have got big enough for Kevin Hart to come on the show!

[@BadGoyz4Life]

Praise Allah!

[@jjlee3735]

The quiet "just graaze!" adlib from Shane at 41:37 was an under-appreciated moment here

[@TheReaper42069]

Shane definitely listed to rap growing up lol

[@meganklobchar7014]

Awwwe I loved Poky Puppy.. when I was little.. I remember loving the page where he finds a huge strawberry🐶🍓😂

[@blickluke]

The bae's love sweet red fruit

[@gavin479]

One of the best guests on my favourite podcast. Thanks chaps, appreciate the content!

[@Nythingelse]

I have a hard road ahead of me. The type of venture can leave a man dead or disillusioned. When crying out of pain from the boredom, I let out a whimpering prayer. The dogs heard my prayer and out of grace a new prophecy has dropped. Thank you Dawgs. Thank you 🙏

[@vicariousannotations]

“Suck my tongue? How about a handshake?” Normand is the best.

[@RobMcGravyTrain]

Caught the show at the stand last night. Normand kept saying tough crowd but I literally couldn’t stop laughing. The shaman was great too. Love the dawgzz

[@billyblah8507]

Mark and Shane's foot wag is on another level. Take notes, comedians. One must master the foot wag before taking the stage

[@nickbrand6962]

The dawgs have blessed us on this beautiful Wednesday.

[@BakedBean318]

7:25 anyone else catch Shane callin his mom retarded 🤣🤣🤣

[@MilesTheMammal]

I was hoping someone would say something

[@lando127]

Seeing Mark tomorrow in Bozeman.... And I get hit with this just before. Mark and the Dawgz. Blessed be my week

[@richbanks911]

Shane's Dad shoes have me fucking weak 😆 🤣 😂

[@thewind6047]

Mark being overpowered by Matt and Shane is amazing 😂😂 he’s never this quite

[@Eulogy466]

This quite what?

[@patrickbird7625]

This quite overpowered 😂

[@henzoko5946]

This is literally how Mark always is lol

[@wadecoulis8563]

@@patrickbird7625😂

[@ianbello3744]

*Quiet

[@mrSPEEDCASKET]

This is the chillest I’ve ever heard mark normand be. Everyone is made funnier in the presence of the bois

[@dookfields2362]

I literally dropped my phone as I fired up YT and this is what played. Praise be all the Dawgz

[@benburnett2706]

Mark is so consistently funny, every time he is recording anything

[@willinman8254]

The sly phone screen recording so we know etc a pokey puppy is, had me in tears 😭 that’s commitment right there

[@CarsAndCoffeeKings]

In times like these, the dawgz drop exactly what we need! SODTAOE

[@StandAlone.X]

That Tyson video is to this day the greatest video in the internet. I go into tears every time I watch it. And say it to my buddy’s at least twice a month.

[@coolioflame]

Blessed be the holy celestial waters, the norm dawg has joined our fellow brethren on this most excellent Wednesday. Amen.

[@adambrommel7028]

Wooder

[@Jibrilpuff]

Ramadan Alecum brother stay safe stay fit

[@jimmy2thymes916]

The "could have been related to George" joke by Normand was brilliantly timed and hilarious.

[@draven4883]

Thank god i had the barrel in my mouth. Bless the big dawgs 🙏

[@InspectorButters4]

Dude dont do that again...... just rewatch old MSSPs when ur feeling down!! The dawgs are always here to make ur day brighter 😁✌

[@B-Cuz]

The noose will have to wait

[@KinoTechUSA69]

In trying times I relisten to the old testament eps.

[@draven4883]

@@InspectorButters4 much love man, that truly means a lot ❤️

[@machina_spirit]

I love how besides being funny af Shane knows so much about history, really adds to everything they get into haha

[@biggrocc19]

He doesn't really know that much dude lol

[@CrackkkCrazyyy]

Mark taking his shoes off like he owns the place. Check Mate, Shane!

[@IGotYourBackBROTHER]

Check Shane, Matt!

[@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13]

Mark is the spiritual successor to the legend of Norm MacDonald.

[@trevorphillips8734]

The dawgz with the slickest cat in town, couldn’t get any better.

[@TheMidnighters34]

Shane saying “just graze” like Just Blaze was masterful

[@LowSugars93]

I’ve got a red rocket for this podcast. Bringing the inner dawg out of me.

[@Jibrilpuff]

Need a launchpad big boy?

[@LowSugars93]

@@Jibrilpuff I’ve already got a pee pad.

[@rileyt3890]

59:21 “I don’t think you have any thoughts” lmfaoooo 🤣🤣

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

Thank you Dawgz for his many blessings

[@The_Mad_King]

#Shane and Matt… thanks for the great fun for so many years. I love Mark too. Hope to see you live soon✌️🫵👌

[@martinweidner7947]

What a hot cast! I walked in I said "wow this is a hot cast!"

[@kyle8835]

Normand I like those Air Max 90’s looking slick, keep up the good work boys.. also the intro was great lol😂

[@zackwright9883]

Today has been awful this could not have come out at a better time. Plus Father Normand🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@a-damthemansixtynan4463]

Hope your day got better.👍

[@SuperTed.]

Good ole Zuckerberg

[@zackwright9883]

For all you boys watching, currently in the middle of a tornado working down in Oklahoma, so it def didn’t get better😂

[@a-damthemansixtynan4463]

@@zackwright9883 be safe, top dawg.

[@hunterseay5332]

Every time mark says “pull it up” it cracks me up

[@gtube1477]

Queef it up!1!1

[@AlexDelarge1990]

Comedy!

[@jram7115]

Unfortunately my shift is already about to end but this is gonna carry me through my classes today

[@SwiggyP6689]

This show brings me a lot of joy

[@nateaustin1287]

BLESSED FOR THE DAWGS WITH THIS MIDWEEK SPECIAL

[@GarrisonSiberry]

Mark fits in so well sitting in the middle just soaking up the history lessons 🤣

[@alecgrosk7188]

Matt and Shane’s pods are actually the only thing keeping me from completely destroying my life physically, socially and mentally

[@davis9366]

Get it together brother

[@mobdevice]

Damn bro, find a rewarding hobby or passion

[@screamdreamer9085]

Got 8 years clean off the hard stuff. They help me not go back. But man I wonder why I don’t just throw the little amount of good in my life away for sweet sweet opiates and stimulants

[@dariusallison5333]

However you feel right now, you won’t feel like that forever. It’s easy to forget that. Everyone alive are descendants of men who had the strength to face the world. That strength is in your blood brother, find it.

[@followthewhiterabbt]

I watch this podcast on my couch holding a mic so I can feel what it’s like to have that DAWG in me

[@ZatchBolski]

“Pockets ain't empty, cuz. And we ain't hungry no more either, brah” How great is our God on this beautiful Wednesday afternoon.

[@matty55890]

The kid screaming in the intro is what I think about very morning for the past month it makes me so happy 💕

[@ZBirDEveryday]

Wowww what a great day. I saw there was a new MSSP video and said wow what a great day !

[@spencermonteiro1319]

My grandfather worked on the build of the CN Tower in Toronto wildest stories about working at those heights before safety was priority.

[@BlastinRope]

7:15 is an A+ producer moment

[@benitrokapsalis9818]

I needed this dawgz much love blessed be

[@lairyhegs9956]

I appreciate Shawn holding up his phone for the video watchers

[@fredrickmiller6534]

Big assist by the Gard Rail

[@kyleg2754]

Thank you Shawn

[@Bsmooth9588]

Holy GuaRd

[@CjKillinit]

It's hilarious that them roasting the biohacking stuff reminded me to go get some sunlight, it also made me remember that you can't be stressing about all that shit or it defeats the purpose

[@tophercortez7786]

Shane: "I gotta slingshot and I play with frogs. I'm a lesbian. I'm 10."

[@BazookaTooth707]

Shane's reaction at around @59:00 after Matt says that foul ass shit was hilarious.

[@doggiegroundhog9223]

Hope all the Dawgs are having a blessed day. Praise be the shaman

[@BaldHeadedManc]

I have cancer. Thanks.

[@stefanharris659]

Rub some dirt on it and walk that sht off

[@orange7costanza]

"Juuust Graze" was such a throwaway, but damn't laughed a lot harder than I should have.

[@stinkydinkydonk7678]

Love they brought Normand back on

[@HarvardofTheWest]

MSSP ft. Normand > protect our parks

[@TomAKAVeto]

True. Joe tends to ruin any episode with comedians. He should only have serious guests at this point since he doesn’t seem able to keep up with comedians anymore.

[@vibintbh4793]

boys please make longer pods. we’re begging.

[@himynameiscorey]

Patreon, support ya homiez

[@MarsLonsen]

@@himynameiscorey im professionally broke🥹

[@jabbawockdeez8064]

@@MarsLonsen double the dawgz for $5 a month? I’ll skip my morning nickelbag of meth for that. it’s worth

[@wobblebits]

"Folks, join us on the Paytch"

[@hanks5901]

Give these dawgs a treat of 5 bucks a month

[@l.-._.-._.-._.-._.-.l]

Thank you, producer, for the pokey puppy pull up, A+.

[@John_Notmylastname]

Mark is the best at throwing out little quips that if you’re paying attention you’re rewarded with gems.

[@anthonyo190]

The Godz have blessed the Dawgz this fine afternoon 🙏

[@tonylahoda]

Just started listening have went through about 50 old pods this is my first current one and with mark let’s go dawgs

[@mall7202]

You will soon graduate to being a WAR MODE listener, too

[@adampfromm5368]

Mark Normand's watch alarm finally makes an appearance on MSSP 48:58

[@gtube1477]

Haramdulilah

[@michaelgaskell6398]

Dude Shane!!!!! That was my favorite book as a child. No one knows that book. Hilarious. Made my night. Love you three. Keep it up. *Mark voice* Comedy!

[@krisearl2267]

This week's intro is on point

[@allknowerofwwetna1]

Oh what a blessing this is, truly

[@gigialienhardcore]

Mark being the only one without shoes is the ultimate power move 👌

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

I literally started watching this whole podcast because of that one line, “For Whom The Bell Tolls”. Fking gold!

[@chubbyakajc]

The Dawgz be droppin blessings on us mongrels

[@GreenhouseKeys]

Yoooo let's give it up for the CHRISTIAN PROTESTANTS who were divinely inspired to discover the electromagnetism we use to run the devices to view and hear this show, thanks newton! good work faraday! real cool stuff maxwell! i just think it's so cool God used them to do that for everyone hallelujah can i get an amen

[@micahland8917]

Hallelujah. Amen. Blessed be Oh dawgz, we thank you for your everlasting blessings. Namaste

[@jangotack]

"Is she out, she's retired?" "She's out, she's retarded." So mad they didn't catch that, I was howling 💀💀💀

[@OFWGKTAdontgiveafuck]

I caught that too 💀

[@Donoftheded]

Bro😂

[@jangotack]

@@Donoftheded dude same pic is craaaazy lmfao

[@Bjorn_R]

39:52 Not that Shane or Matt will ever read this, but the training part is true. What Matt was getting at is: If you do strenght training you keep your bone density into old age -> which means you are more sturdy and less likely to break a leg if you fall. Another fact is that a lot of old people lose muscle mass making them incapable of walking without a walking frame. Problem is that they get used to this and lose their sense of balance which leads to them falling and often breaking their hips. Keep training Dawgs.

[@LuisHernandez-ph6ji]

Good info to know

[@deceiverlckstreams1737]

Me being a new dad I can appreciate all the dad shoes in here

[@DannySullivanMusic]

Mark is usually one of the best guests on podcasts. Seems a bit tighter here. Still a great pod!

[@earlymorningpodcast]

Bro Matt is spot on, we don’t have homeless in OC. more importantly the roads are way better than LA

[@silverboulanger2]

You must be in the nice parts of OC, cause they are out here. LA is much worse though

[@Hellaframes]

this definitely makes up for that bert shit y’all pulled not too long ago. thank you fortuna 🙏🏽

[@adammaust6177]

Just joined the Patreon. Power to the Bois. Praise be to them.

[@optimusprime4881]

show is lit af

[@justinloyd8315]

Joaquin was amazing as the Joker, one of my favorite performances recently. Worth seeing it for that alone.

[@j.b.7133]

cool

[@Hardcastle83]

It's a good movie as long as you don't "identify" as a fan of it.

[@justinloyd8315]

@@KrikZ32 don’t forget it takes some inspiration from King of Comedy also, but I’m just speaking on Joaquin’s performance and not the actual film itself.

[@KarlOsuchowski]

41:39 “Just Graaaaze”🤣 It’s the little things with the dawgz🥹.