Ep 45- Valentine's are for Chuldren | Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi

[@midwestmulisha820]

Im listening with my headphones and still had to look around at work @36:08 to make sure no heard that 😂😂😂

[@RashtaEinthisB]

I'm so glad I already knew the word 😭🤣

[@ChicanoChef11]

Sameeee bro

[@Mattaga]

Paul: Chill*dren Bob: Chull*dren

[@million36]

“ In Atlanter”

[@trustmeimapro]

05:38 Mike had a zing! Not Professionally. Lmfao nice one Mikey

[@Tiffany.Carnes]

The glanced right over that😂

[@RashtaEinthisB]

14:13 26:15 LMFAO 44:25 YOURE KILLIN ME BOBBY 45:50 love on the spectrum 😭😭😭😭

[@kgizzles]

❤This is one of my top 3 podcasts now..I have watched this episode 3 times 😂

[@JessicaBeachLover]

You two crack me up 🖤 Bobby has a lot of Bones 🦴 this week. 😂

[@bridgetlawless4691]

Just take it 😂😂😂😂 couldn’t agree more !!! And that’s what we call love. Love the pod

[@phl_knives]

Sounds like my lady of 16 years. If it's been a long day and she will throw me a bone but it's very much for me which respect her for it. I still feel wanted but I am doing the work. 😂 Same with everything else she does, she's a Rock solid chick and that's one of the many reasons. Nothing but love and respect for her. I would and have taken a bullet for her. She took care of me while I recovered. She's a badass.

[@andrestein6022]

HOW ARE PICTURE BONES NOT CALLED X-RAYS???!!??

[@SAMISYOP]

Monday's are tolerable because of BTP! Love from Sweden!

[@sirhaunchalot3336]

Where is Atlanter?? 😂

[@bonetopickcast]

down the way from Alabamer

[@jin6000]

Boys, sorry; I say it every week, but I appreciate the three of you so much. Big Mike, you add so much to this podcast, thank you for being you and thanks for bringing this to us. Have a great week you legends. ❤️

[@Sirmenonottwo]

23:57 true statement that rarely uttered on a podcast!

[@planecrashcorner7283]

The into song should say "everyone's got a bone to pick, AND THIS IS A BONE OF MINE"

[@kaitlinsofia]

"you could touch a hairy leg and still do it?" lmao

[@galiapower]

I'm laughing so hard and coughing ..thank you guys .. 😂😂😂😂❤❤ 🙏🏼

[@megzy1280]

Duuuuuuudddesssss , ,my Monday was never the same 😭😭😭😭 GLAD YOU'RE HERE NOW!

[@megzy1280]

That was the best bone catch ever@bobby!!! I have a bone to ⛏️ pick with holidays! Like blablatine, ! I'm 40 , and fuck off with holidays 😂 ! I have a bone to pick with women who can't walk In heels Omg !!!!!! 😭💪🏽

[@AlynnSobolik]

Laugh out loud hilarious! This was a banger of an episode gentlemen!

[@reedbruv2638]

Holy shit haha knocking awareness got me good dude

[@ericwwilds]

Def thought there was a typo in the title before listening 😅

[@jimjohnson8999]

same 😂

[@Ayelord_khory]

Broke me! 26:06 Y’all are CRITICALLY SO FUNNY

[@dr.binjohnson7776]

The show keeps getting better, Virzi killed it on Stavros pod🤘🏼

[@merp9211]

“Just take it.” 😂

[@williamloy8182]

I pulled something. Negher broke me and then I see Bobby's head🤣it was so pink😂

[@dawg.fo0dtattoos599]

"you gaaat bones..... we gaaat bones..."

[@user-bi3wk5rx6w]

"Gauntlet of sh*t" is so accurate. 😂😂😂

[@DrunkPunkMarco]

Knock Awareness...love it

[@brandonross5213]

“tell if i’m wrong” bobby, you’re wrong about “chuldren” and you’re wrong about the other thing too😅😂

[@jvonthecat]

love how they pretend to hate eachother thats real brotherhood haha

[@playingwithplastic]

All I know is that when I'm buying toys, I let the kids have a good look before I snatch it in front of them. Cuz I got the money! Love the show guys! keep it up 🤟

[@jayjason2517]

Choldren, Chuldren. 😂

[@emeraldrayne9518]

Too funny!!!

[@desi4227]

Choldren. Children. 😂😂😂

[@jencook3287]

Love the intro!!👏🏼

[@kythegameguy]

Best podcast to start the day

[@Alexis_-_]

"I'm in a California King with a bernedoodle by myself... by myself...Fuck Valentine's Day" "Wait are you guys okay?" "Yeah we're fucking in love, I love her to death, what are you talking about" 🤣🤣

[@faiiiryriiing]

Bobby is a national treasure 😂

[@jjmalo4366]

Bobby said calm, cool and collective! Near the end of the Ep. 😂😂 great episode

[@KageKitsune64]

Quit trying to change Bawby's accent, I love it. 😂

[@georgimihalkov4781]

I don't know how Paul managed to deal with his chuldren when they were little, the guy gets queasy way too easy 😂

[@ayemy]

carriage dwellers are the new mouth breathers

[@eliafuimaono]

Gonna bring some Ghirardelli to the live show for these jamokes

[@lillowery615]

Zang, the new intro mix is fire🔥 ! Love the energy of Bobby and Virzi together. Tbf, y’all both have some twisted pronunciations of things with your accents. As a southerner, I would love to compere pronunciations with y’all. Bobby, good gracious on the just take it shit. Dawn needs to give you a karate chop to the back for that comment.

[@burnerburnman8088]

fuck yeah

[@garystewart3749]

Love the contrast between Bobby and Paul with the kid in the cart, Bobby stares back in absolute disbelief and disgust, Paul immediately tries to understand if there are possibly issues. Still believe this Podcast was made specifically for me, talk about being in my wheel house.

[@Asanhokcrook]

Paul n bobby. Lets goo

[@eliaswreford4523]

I got an espresso orchid (the plant, not cut flowers) for Valentine’s Day for my girl. One little plant. That’s it. I gave it to her and mad it clear, this is for this garbage holiday but I thought of you. That’s it.

[@tazman323]

Boys we missed ya!

[@MikesOrganicVideos]

Those three grown men in the toy aisle are probably aftermarket/graymarket toy dealers. Probably looking for whatever the hot toy is that they can mark up and sell on eBay or flea markets or whatever. Might just be collectors. But they’re probably reselling them.

[@fredliskis8405]

I got a bone to pick with you because I was here since the beginning but I can’t get the 2$ pattern is wild

[@patrickspellman8758]

Fuck Valentine’s Day!!! 4:30

[@davidperez5089]

Bobby did a scene with Mark Ruffa with THAT very knocking bone AND he didn't even mention it!

[@mrbunngle3866]

So is Fn Xmas!!

[@TheGoodie2]

Ghiardelli chocolates made in San Francisco are great.

[@Art-bk6vv]

Milka!

[@irenegiannas6194]

LINDT!!!!!!❤❤

[@dev_724]

Anything better than a Bone to Pick?

[@bonetopickcast]

🦴🦴🦴🦴

[@TREVONBACH]

Maybe if the studio was colder... {add BURR}

[@TREVONBACH]

Maybe if the studio was colder... add BURR

[@patrickspellman8758]

Oh boy we only got to see skinny Bobby for a lil bit before THICCCC boy Bobby is back

[@BigElectricCat]

Chawldrawn

[@bonetopickcast]

Damnit is that how it’s spelled?? 😂

[@AJohnSmith]

Chelldrehn.

[@nhdyz]

When i was in kindergarten my mom asked me if i wanted to go to school in a stroller, even at 5 y/o i chose to walk because i didn't want people to think i was weak😅

[@jdm603jake]

12:34 just think Bobby when you come up to the lake YOU could be that asshole in New Hampshire writing love letters lol then sell them to everyone on Patreon. Bobby Kelly's Love Bones

[@Ecuadorian_Grey]

“Choldrenn…”

[@NokSuKow31]

The Worldaff

[@Slimicus_Art]

get billy burr in the studio

[@jimjohnson8999]

YES!!!

[@jonny_codphilo7809]

a tart has pastry a torte is a soft set dessert also FARTS

[@timmueller9095]

Two gray goats no thug Bobby. Lol

[@TREVONBACH]

Like different ways of saying WTF a knock can make or break your day. ALTHOUGH I shouldn't need to be notified by an app that my package arrived. I appreciate it when i am out, but if you are delivering a package RING THE BELL! This was good. and after the first year of marriage, Valentines can be scrubbed from the budget... Burr taught us well. then again... for her... plan 2 major dinners in the year, she will think it's spontaneous, and you enjoy the greatest meals with noone around. nobody is the wiser, and you spend the same for 2 dinners as you would for one on a crowded night with bad service cause of all the sad guys trying to get laid... appreciate your show boys...

[@kaodik]

The bone is thst those guys didnt give the kid access. Most of these toys nowadays are made for ppl collecting more than they are for kids...who dont even like toys like they did when we were kids

[@GK-qc5ry]

Wait, whut? 😂

[@LunaSchtick]

There’s no just taking it unless that convo of consent to do such has been had well ahead of time.

[@monkeyloven]

Bobbi's right, just take it. You dont need to say it but yeah...lol

[@me-mj2tx]

Is it just me are is Bobby putting weight back on.

[@connormclean9129]

You one of those?

[@davidperez5089]

He most certainly are!

[@ramkorndef]

I didn’t wanna say anything …buuuuuuut….😕

[@me-mj2tx]

@connormclear. Can you not see .are you one of them.

[@connormclean9129]

@@me-mj2tx Christ, love a negative Nancy that doesn't know what a question mark is; nor how to use it.

[@kaitlinsofia]

bobby isnt wrong lol oh shit 69th comment!

[@LuisLamberty]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4TLfZyigNemmqs Straight up, I said "What?!?" 😲😲😅😅🤣🤣

[@Siggy_Sour]

nobody says ChillDrin

[@jamiemusicvideos]

I have two tickets for Paul's live taping for his special at the Den theater in Chicago for February 24th at 7:15, front table which sits 4 people, daughter and husband cannot make the show. Me and my husband and two of you. Let me know if interested. All front tables are sold out.

[@comedynerd0]

nine seventy thousand million percent better

[@Beef263]

billy burr 🥴

[@FanYarnla]

The best way to lose listeners is with your “I’m rich now” etiquette

[@jonny_codphilo7809]

try harder or just try

[@AnthonyLETSPARTY]

You only lose fucking loser listeners for that reason.

[@keybuckley]

Robert Kelly is funnier than Patrick Mahomes' Amish child-bearing hips.

[@bengabeneedalife]

Paul is wrong though. Companies are losing money when they drop the price that low. They're just forced to do it cause they have to get rid of the valentine shit before the month is over to open up more shelf room. They can't keep Valentine's stuff all year just to try to sell it

[@UnCleT215]

Virzi, the Im gonna puke shit is the gayest... please

[@gert7801]

dont...dont relate that last one 💀

[@ltsgoyanks]

The treats in the bedroom need to come naturally... if it's Valentines or Birthday it feels like an obligation and grosses me out. BTW I'm a Man saying this... how do you think Women feel. I think Valentines day is a bunch of crap and for chuldren as well. I'm a romantic guy, but forced romance is some bullshit after age 25.

[@RP-zz7bj]

You are unbelievable Paul it’s a sham everything goes drastically down in price the day after well so does all the Christmas crap and you’re never bitching about that lol

[@Nameless0ps]

So the trend is… comedians make a podcast and then beg for money to enhance studios?

[@michaelmyers9829]

Serious question, does Bob legit off the wagon again?

[@justinwhitten5975]

What a queer intro!

[@bonetopickcast]

thanks for this great comment 👀

[@18Callahan]

Please ask Dan Soder on BTP he’s got so many Super Bowl fan bones ! Also, would like to see Tommy Pope on before he moves to Austin. 🦴